Lives Of Harry Lime - Horse Play

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Presenting Orson Weld as the third man.

The lives of Harry Lyme, the fabulous stories of the immortal character originally created in the motion picture of the third man,

with Zythera Musique by Anton Kerra.

If I were an honest man, which would be silly on the face of it, this would be my sermon.

Any character who gets swindled is asking for it. You can't swindle a man unless he's so full of loss in it.

It is very breathing as crooked this to a man of my challenge would be disconcerting.

If I didn't know that nine people out of ten are full of loss in it.

Like a certain American named Harris, who not so long ago came to Paris for a holiday.

Strictly in Mr. Harris's armor, I concocted a juicy little swindle called horseplay.

And now Orson Weld is Harry Lyme, the third man in horseplay.

My game of horseplay began in the bar of the Creole. I started, I had to crawl on a French power line.

I was raised, I mean, six, I mean, again, Harry.

The big man over there at the corner table.

See? Yes. Look, look. And all I want you to do is to get into conversation with him, you know?

Why not? Then, when you're talking, you find this billfold out of the table.

Under the table? Where you will have dropped it first.

Ah, yes, yes. And in the billfold out of the tables which are identified as yours.

I will return it to me. You sure?

To bring this man with me when I return.

Let him return it. I'll be in a room here if I don't tell him.

And all these hockers spoke to start to accomplish what?

All these hockers spoke as my friend will result in Mr. Harris, that big man at the corner table.

Giving me thousands and thousands of American dollars, as you will see.

I'm sorry, Jenny. I mean, did his job smoothly.

He was sitting down and talking to Harris, and that was minutes.

So, the role-friends were not too near. I watched this week.

They were just getting up to go on Saturday.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Jenny.

I should have done it, but...

Oh, your foot, I must have taken this. Excuse me.

No, but you did not.

Let's see what...

Look.

It's a billfold.

You might have dropped it.

Billfold.

God, it all not me. I've got mine, all right?

Well, it's seen here.

Well, of course, whoever it is, it sure won't fat wallets.

I look here. There's some bad blood.

Nothing to be leaving around here hotel bar.

Everybody, 10, 15, 10 mil for a bill.

It must be 400 American dollars, anyway.

I remember you cried here just in front of the club.

Love the trick.

What's that?

Sounds like some sort of club where...

...when they pay for it, it's almost like...

...a church club.

Is it English?

Oh, sure.

A church club, right?

Well, his name is Harry Lyme.

Here, look at this.

Looks like some sort of coast, I bet.

And two race tickets.

I look...

Look at this race ticket looking here.

For a million new speakers?

Yes, so.

Mysterious race track.

Thunder, Harry Lyme.

My name is Valmouth.

It's season estimated at more than one million dollars.

All right.

Time's all right, doesn't it?

We fed the rest of the desk to see if there is anybody here...

...the old tellings.

Name is the...

What is it?

The Harry Lyme.

Come on, let's ask.

Yes, what do you want?

Are you Mr. Harry Lyme?

You're a newspaper manager.

I don't want to see you.

No interviews.

If it will not be bothered by a lot of...

One moment, sir, please.

We simply call by to ask if you had lost anything.

Lost anything?

Certainly not.

Good day, gentlemen.

You sure you have your wallet?

Your billfold?

No.

Good.

Where?

I'm just a second.

I think we have found...

...the old tellings.

I think we have found...

...the old tellings.

I think we have found...

...the old tellings.

I think we have found...

...the old tellings.

I think we have found...

Well, come in, gentlemen.

I'm sure you know after I am.

If I seem to be rude,

it's just that these reporters even

aren't bad.

You know, I'm happy with them.

I don't know what you can identify the people.

I certainly can.

Now, let's see.

Some cash, maybe four or five hundred

in front of me.

I can money, membership card,

and club deter for code side.

I use my business.

And I take up a couple of cable brands.

Of course, all right.

Well, hell.

Can't tell you how great fly I'm said.

You would have put me in.

Yeah, why don't you take this cash?

Have yourself a good time.

Non-sense.

No, no.

Free.

Free me very much if you take it.

Sure.

See, this paper's here.

There's...

There's what's a value.

All the only to me.

You sure I can't repay you by...

No, no.

Well, Anna, it's a very least.

You must go through my guess for an evening.

When you're in Paris, drink dinner.

Take the rounds for the hottest spots.

Maybe some girlfriends, huh?

I hope so.

Well, meanwhile, let me play the death play.

Just to cover your hotel, though.

Why are you in town?

Okay.

I'm afraid I do not exactly see what you are.

Well, here weaves on the horseways.

Don't you?

And now you mean you have some...

Let me see some odd tips.

Well, in a way, tips.

We see, I represent a large syndicate,

which, shall we say, is beginning to regulate the winning of races

and French tracks.

I'm the only agent placed in the syndicate money

to the considerable disadvantage of French bookmakers

and gambling clubs until they fall into line.

Actually, this is all confidential.

That's why I was so curt with you when you first came to the Dory out of Denver.

I thought maybe you might be a newspaperman occasionally.

Embarrassingly, close to realizing what the syndicate is up to.

And naturally, any publicity would be, excuse me.

Yes?

Cable pharmacy.

Yes, you can go, sir.

Oh, next to you.

Next to you.

And for you, gentlemen, I'm sent my instructions by coded cablegrams

so you can see what a spot I'd be in without my cyclist.

So, I'm grateful you both.

I'm also at the end.

You mean the best you place, the races have been fixed in the van?

Well, now fixed in the van.

Pleasant wood.

But it's about the size of it.

That's why it occurred to me.

It's not like I'd show my gratitude by facing a small bet.

But both of you with good odds would at least make you some cigarette money

while you ain't that.

Excuse me just a moment, will you?

What a thing to happen in our age, Hannah.

What do you mean?

Why, don't you get it?

Fixed races.

And I'm sort of be sure, thank you.

Oh, I hate it.

I get things like that.

It's hard of them to wear one right here in our environment.

Yeah, gentlemen.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, this cablegram, I have a very good thing here.

If you'll just excuse me.

Well, of course.

I'm sure.

We did not mean to stay here so long as this.

No, no, no, no.

Please, not at all.

I insist you stay here.

There are drinks for guards.

There are also a period of water over there on the table.

I'll be back in the matter of all 15, 20 minutes to the most.

Well, it isn't.

I had over.

Yes, there.

Now, to write down, make yourselves at home, both of you.

I'll be back in a jiffy.

Yeah, put something on it for us.

Oh, I leave this man, Hannah.

It's not all the genuine.

Very sick.

Thinking of the possibility that he'll make some money on a sure thing.

A fixed horse race with no risk whatsoever to his own pocketbook.

Not bad, huh?

What's wrong with that?

Probably like Harris.

You'd feel you don't know for sure.

Yes, that I'm maybe not some kind of a nut.

At least you have to admit I had good whiskey in my room.

Good cigar.

I could write a comfortable hotel suite.

And in 20 minutes or so, I'd be back.

With a big smile on my face.

There we are.

Ah, go on.

We were wondering.

I know I was afraid maybe you'd have left before I got back.

But before I'd even got the chance to learn your name.

Did you think of that?

Oh, stupid.

Bad dorm is here.

I am Andre Janim with the lab.

And you, sir?

I mean, it was Jack Harris.

Jack Harris might have pleased to met both of you.

Oh.

When I think of it, you are genuine.

I got a lot of 4 to 1,000,000 thanks for you, Eric.

We'll see.

What do you know?

I could be fair.

Thank you.

It was like it grows on trees.

Yes, sir.

It just like it grows on trees.

80,000, thanks, but $200 for my sacrifice, Eric.

You never looked at a finger.

That's living, man.

Way up high on the hog.

Just as Harris himself says.

Just think, Janet.

The only limit is the cap of you've got to put down a race.

How about that?

How about that, indeed?

See what I mean?

About 9 out of 10 being lost in this.

And of course, before this action was over,

another cable gram is being delivered.

Another best place just as a convention.

And when I come back into the room.

I hope you don't mind.

I have them give it to me in big bills.

So it wouldn't be a nuisance for you to carry around.

Oh, a nuisance.

Oh, $200,000.

A little add up to $800,000.

That's not what I call a nuisance home.

Not to be sure.

I have some 300,000 francs of my money in this pocket

that I only need to worry too much.

He won't run away.

He's too anxious to get some more of this money

that just grows on trees.

I'd even become a company of my friends.

I need for I've worked to prepare the appearance

of the club to do it.

It's all a foamy, of course, staff by my pals.

All set up.

Just a plus, just a plus, just a separation from some of these.

Just a separation from some of these nights

through the old American greenbacks.

I'm sure enough to be expected next morning.

He's back knocking at my hotel room door.

Ah, come in, come in, come in.

I was hoping you'd fall a show up.

Grints?

I think none of these things.

Well, for me, I could use one.

Oh, after last night.

I was celebrating my winnings in those six races.

I helped yourself out.

I was glad to see you.

I need someone I can trust.

Now, the way you two return my wallet yesterday,

I know you're both dependable.

Well, anything I can do.

You can do me a favor.

Pick yourself up a little change, same time.

Here's my problem.

The manager, all of the club did just getting suspicious

in the other phrase.

Just before telling me, I'll have to place my bet somewhere else.

I should think after all the money you must have taken away from.

Now, if you two would take this guess card,

you would get you into the club, okay?

And place a bet for me.

I've got a hoist in the fifth race.

That into win.

Now, I'll give you a blank check.

A blank check?

Oh, I'm credit.

Mine, I credit, of course.

Besides, you still have a few hundred thousand.

Frank, you won yesterday.

Yes, it is.

Harris, you've got your three hundred thousand?

Right.

Okay, yeah.

You give yours to Jenning, yeah?

That makes six hundred thousand or two of you.

Now, you listening?

Yeah, sure.

That's very important.

Do exactly what I tell you, Jenning.

When it comes time to bet,

you make out and sign this check for 15 minutes in Frank's.

Don't let these figures answer to your hands.

It just sounds like a lot of money.

Translated, that means only about 50,000 American dollars.

Place the check together with your cash on Dancing Cloud

in a fourth race at Shanty-A.

The odds should be about four to one.

That would net sure to see.

I've fallen two hundred thousand American dollars.

What the wait, I make money.

By the way, Lam, I don't speak much French.

Oh, don't worry about that.

It's the club that took most of the better than the English or American.

Anyway, all of this is pan-faction in English.

If you don't speak French.

Oh, fine.

Come on, let's go, Jenning.

No, please.

One moment to share life.

Yeah.

I don't have 15 million francs in cash to make that check good.

I don't like the idea of putting my name to check for 15 hours.

Oh, no.

Lock, Jenning.

Don't worry about that.

If guests start to share as you credit.

And when you win, you take up the check.

Well, trouble.

Yes.

But what if we lose?

Well, don't be a dope, Jenning.

You can't lose.

It's a short thing.

You catch on quick, guys.

You can't lose.

Orson Wells returns in just a moment as the third man.

And now Orson Wells, as the third man, continues with horse play.

And Harris was a pleasure swindling in the smart of the shrewd of the soccer court through

her tumble.

Now it's up to Jenning to steer into the runes I'd rather be decorated with like a horse raise

bedding in a few comfortable chairs for patients.

My friends, the patrons, a blackboard on which a man chalks down the odds in each the race.

It's here for different tracks.

A cashier by this wicked window being a huge bundle of the francs on pretended bets to the pretended clumbabbers.

The whole thing of fancy front to impress my rich shamanic and Harris, who was breathed by now

is coming faster.

Whose eyes are shining brighter.

He's about to make a huge profit on a sure crooked winch.

Quite a place.

First time I was ever in a place like this.

The land of the headstones are there to both.

Oh, yeah.

He's shopping down the odds.

No.

But he's has two I guess of other things.

And the cashier is with no.

I do think we should make the bet now.

With all the odds right over there.

See?

Well, I guess.

You cut the big chest.

Right here.

It's not playing anymore.

Well, come on.

Let's get up.

Let's get up.

Don't think how right.

So 41 sure.

Come on.

Hurry up, Jarron.

I won't be a right man.

That is down.

All right.

Just so.

Yes, sir.

I want to place this on Don think cloud.

And before that, show me.

If you don't mind, sir.

I'd like to be a cloud.

Oh, fine.

Thanks, sir.

Don't think cloud in the fourth section, please.

Just for 15 million fines and 600,000 in cash.

Or 1,000 in cash.

Oh, I wish.

So when did you get this?

15 million, 600,000 fines on Don think cloud.

Thank you.

Yes, sir.

15 million fines across the problem.

Come on, Jarron.

Let's get up here.

That color.

I'm worried.

My name on that check.

Why worry?

How can you...

No.

Everybody I hear was heavy on the machine.

This way.

That's generally relaxed.

These are there.

You hear me?

You've not even mentioned Don think cloud.

Oh.

Well, I guess they don't want to make it look too raw.

Well, I did.

My name on that check.

15 million fine.

Oh, you'll be all right.

Look at the way all these have aroused us.

Oh, there are many of them on the machine.

See.

There.

Dancing clouds.

Third.

How long do these races last?

You know.

No, no.

Me neither do I get.

Oh.

Oh.

No, I get the races probably over by now.

And we sit here.

My name on that check.

15 million.

You think.

There's something there.

Sure.

If we do it, a man we never saw before yesterday.

But he did win without that money.

He knows that.

There's some reason.

I bet he's not even there.

This winner in a golf at Shanty.

Dancing clouds.

Oh, we just saw a winner.

How much that is?

Oh, yeah.

It's 10 years ago.

Come on, let's get up to that winner.

A quarter of a million of Americans dollars.

How much that is?

You got to take a dog bar about that ticket.

Oh.

You know, those juggies.

We didn't know there's stuff to pull at least like that.

Nobody suspects your thing.

Winning ticket on the fourth race.

Money please, Ronnie.

I mean, several thousand million votes please.

What's more?

Just a moment.

So I'll check this count.

Look at all that money.

All right, sir.

If you'll just count it please.

One moment please, gentlemen.

Yes?

I am the manager of your judgment.

Would you mind telling me how you got here?

This is a private club, do you know?

No, but I have my card right here.

Well, you know, huh?

Credentials invalid.

But you have it with you now.

We don't hear.

I'm not sure.

Did you take the checkerman's check?

Yes, right here.

Well, you have won this bet.

The manager.

I will put this check through the bank and this bet from which will be paid off.

We didn't found your money right here.

You are stopping in Paris, aren't you?

Just until the bank report's back.

But, by your means, you don't indicate historicity, gentlemen.

A good day.

Just a moment please.

Yes?

I'd prefer that you did not bank this check immediately.

What is that?

Well, I'll have the cash deposited in a local bank very soon.

Matter of a few days.

And you can clear it through.

Right?

Now, I'm a little embarrassed for funding my own bank.

It would not have ever written that check.

Illegal material.

Well, all right.

I'll hold your check for a short time.

Say, a week?

A week?

Four.

You're regular.

But, all right.

You either deposit the 15 million francs in our bank or bring it here to the club within

a week.

That will show you could have paid the bet in the event you lost.

Good day, gentlemen.

I wish I could have been mad to see him, how his face must have fallen to see all that money,

real money, too, right in front of him.

He's reaching out to take it out.

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So, Harris.

I was very disappointed.

A little sucker indeed.

He comes back to the hotel with Jenny into talking over with me.

Don't you think that my getting off a week's time was pretty smart?

No, sure.

Sure it was.

But we still have to lay our hands on 15 million francs to make that check good.

Yeah, exactly right, yes.

Well, Jenny, how much cash can you raise?

Yes.

Yes, cash.

Maybe I'll let you.

I have about three and a half billion francs in government bonds.

I can cash those on short-term.

Oh, how about you, honest?

Could you raise the other 11 and a half million?

That's only about $37,000.

I've been thinking about it lying.

You know, worried.

I'm the way over.

You know, most of my money back in the States just tied up in real estate.

As far as I've figured it, I can't raise more than 28,000 in a hurry.

Not only is it stuck with 9,000?

Yeah, well, I'll tell you.

I have a bank account here in Paris.

I just hope my principal's back in the States maybe hear about this.

But I guess I can take the chance of letting you have the other 9,000

into this thing of freedom.

I shouldn't take long.

Oh, it would be wonderful.

It would be wonderful.

This next day, as it was crucial.

Until Harris's cash can be cable from the States,

I've got to be sure that he's kept on ice.

$28,000.

It was all the time I met her.

But two days, three, and his money arrives.

I mean, Harris and I walks the club together,

jamming kind of 15 million francs.

So we get to the club.

I look up from decoding a cablegram,

which was handed to me and I left the hotel.

Hmm.

Smiled a man.

A third race at Chantier today.

Three to one.

Well, the man.

Yeah.

She better look up at the manager.

There he is.

Well, Mathieu.

One to my team.

One for him.

That's the one.

You remember?

Jaim.

And Mishivara is here.

Oh.

I'm afraid.

That's it.

For 15 million.

You held up our check until...

Oh, yes, yes indeed.

Just present your ticket to the cashier.

Mathieu, you have the money with you?

Right here.

Yes, sir.

I'm fine.

Just throw the ticket and the money to the cashier.

I have to go through a little bit of birth to the corner.

Give me about five months.

30, five, half, and blue bullies.

Come on, gentlemen.

Cash that check.

The ticket is...

Yeah.

Just...

That's three to one.

That's it.

I share that, though.

It's three to one.

Yes, sir.

No.

Yes, not this ticket.

My receipt for the manager told me just to show it to you.

Oh, yes, Mr. Jeanine.

It is not.

You have the 15 million in cash right here.

Yeah.

You have the three to one.

All right.

Fine.

Money please.

No, then that's 78 million fine.

That's right, I believe.

These packages are 10 million at least.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

That's 70 million.

And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, I think that's right.

Come, please.

But why don't you praise the amount of error?

The second rate is up.

I think I watched the market.

That's a good idea.

Put it all on Mel to me after we.

The first time of the second of the show, he was 205, or kind of 255 and a half.

They're off with running.

Is the second of the show, he's 78 million on Mel to win.

And here's your ticket, sir.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Well, we wait.

Did you praise the money?

I didn't.

Yes, I did.

I hope nothing goes wrong.

Here's the ticket line.

A good one, man.

You bet this horse to win?

I said, please.

That horse will run second.

At the corner, now to Mel ahead.

You're in my heart.

I say, manager.

Can we exchange this ticket from a win ticket to a place ticket?

Oh, no.

No, really, sir.

But it's very important.

And I beg of you, please.

Now you're easy, ridiculous.

The race is already played.

Welcome to the state, mister.

I assure you that it was my intention that the wages should be for play.

Not win.

I am sorry, sir.

Nothing can be done after the market has called the of time for the race.

All of y'all.

Oh, you.

I'm not.

I mean, my $9,000.

I ought to trash you with an engine.

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

Be here.

Be here.

Be here.

Take your help.

Thank you.

You saw my money away.

He ruined me too.

Let's change my investment.

Be here.

No, no, no, no.

Two.

Oh.

Eliza!

What the hell, what's wrong with this?

What the hell is on, Harry?

Quick.

We've got to get out of here.

Oh, son, come on, Harry.

Quick, the French police.

Oh.

Of course, we left my especially rigged crop as quickly as we could.

Janon was sprawled in a welder of blood and Harry's.

You may be sure it was stock.

Share 100 percent terrified that don't you worry.

This is all just fun.

or just turned to the kiddies, just horseplay.

The bullets I fired were blanks.

The blood, all of a journey in Tansum Gallic profile

was chicken blood, putting out of a punctured bladder

at the opportune moment.

After all, we now have my friend Harris

who's 28,000 American dollars didn't we?

So our only problem is to terrify him

and to leaving town without peeping to the police.

In my hotel room, I poured him a drink.

Here, here, Harris, old man, you need this.

Oh, thanks.

I'm afraid I killed him.

If you hadn't, I would have.

I never should carry a gun.

When I lose my temper, old man, I go crazy.

We've got to think.

The worst of it is I've involved you as an accomplice.

Yes.

Good Lord.

That's right.

You're one thing.

It was a private club.

Now look, you better pack old man.

Got an Italian visa?

No.

Well, go go to Italy.

Try and get rid of that suit somewhere.

There's blood scattered on it.

Throw it.

Throw it off the train, perhaps.

Oh, yes, but where did it all be in Italy?

There's my wife, my business.

I can't you lie low for a while just a week or so until we

find out whether that fool Janine dies or not.

I'll tell you.

Throw the hotel flungy in Rome.

How are you there?

I'll get you out of this.

Oh, yes, I'll get you out of this.

Oh, man, I feel after all that I'm

partially responsible for all this.

Well, it's awfully good.

No, it's not.

It's not an old man.

You do the same for me.

Now then, into the bathroom.

Go on.

And watch out.

There's a train to Rome in 30 minutes.

Yes.

And you've got to be honest.

I will.

He wants to.

And I sat back quietly savoring a high ball

mentally, spending my lion's share of his $28,000.

My expense is one more than 8,000 tops.

What a wonderful horseplay it had been to be sure.

This would be Janine with a load.

Yeah?

Janine, my sweet, my lovely, my dove, my pigeon.

Where's the dove?

Hi, the 60-inch cops.

They've waited your club right off you.

No, you're kidding.

All you can take away the hands on the rest of Louis

in the dark day in the whole crowd.

Through the year, which is all I could grab

with you.

How much did you get?

A original steak, Harry, and a small coffee.

How much?

Profits.

Two minutes, right?

No, Harry.

One of the pieces.

Two dollars and a half.

Harry Lyme returns in just a moment.

And now, Harry Lyme.

And now, Harry Lyme returns in just a moment.

Grand Friends is one of the most successful failures

I've ever had.

But there's a sunny side to it.

I'm still at liberty and out in prison.

This is a great advantage, in my business.

I'm not at all depressed for I know that this is a lovely world

full of Jack Harris's, and I assure you

I will meet another such very shortly until end.

You're going to spend money on horses.

Be sure they're on the merry-go-round.

But the most you can lose is the brass ring.

I'm going to spend a lot of money on horses.

And now, I'm going to spend a lot of money on horses.

And now, I'm going to spend a lot of money on horses.

And now, I'm going to spend a lot of money on horses.

And now, I'm going to spend a lot of money on horses.

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