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Why did I come in here today and Afro man was playing?
Dan, trial of the century. We just witnessed it.
Trial of the century. How are the people? What are you talking about trial of the century?
Trial of the century, Dan? He was on trial, which we'll talk about later on in the show. I have to
you. I just asked you about it now. What do you mean? But the thing is we're in the shadow show
and I have video to show you. I can't show you video in the shadow show. He's got the nuts, Dan.
He's got the nuts. You're asking me for something. I cannot give you. I know. Yes, I information.
I give you information. I came in today and Afro man was playing. And now you're telling me
later in the show, you have video accompaniment, which only means that we want to show what Afro man
looks like. That's all it is. That's all you want. Also what he said. I wouldn't know an Afro man's
song. It would smack me in the face. I think you would. You don't know about that cold 45 and
two zigzags. I don't know what any of those words mean. You were in Santa Fe when because I got
high came out. Oh, yeah, I know that song. That's his song. That's the one. That's the only one I
was going to go to class. But then I got hot. Oh, yeah, yeah. Not even his best song. He's got way
better. He doesn't. I mean, we'll talk about the cold 45 and two zigzags. Baby, that's all we need.
We can head to the park after dog. I spoke that tone. But we as a marijuana burns, we could take
our turns singing them silly rap songs. Stop and hit the ball. Light, Cheech and Chung. That's
from here. I'm kind of saying. I don't know. Roll up. The main three cattle at Coop Deville.
Not surprising. Greg Cody blew a gasket yesterday. I don't know who ended up winning the bet.
I thought he would be useless today. I end up being right. He's useless today. He cannot
work. He was feeling very bad yesterday and all-star return performance from him. But it gutted him.
Not enough for him to miss bowling, but see, this always happens with him. He texted me on the
way home from bowling. Like, you know what? Gotta go to the doctor tomorrow. Not feeling good.
Oh, wow. If he says, though, that he's got to go to the doctor, he's usually fighting.
The number of times I have spent no... I've spent more time with him in my life trying to encourage him
to go see a doctor than any other thing I've spent doing with him other than covering games.
Now he goes to the doctor just to get the good stuff. He's like, I need a Z-pack. Gotta go in.
Oh, that's something good stuff. That's what he needs. We all need a Z-pack.
There is something going around in this place. I need to get whatever Jordan got before that flu
game. I have this theory that whenever they say basketball players are sick, they feel better
than I do on my best day. I was surprised that yesterday you guys weren't interested at all in
the conversation of whether basketball players play high off of the conversation that we were
having the Alabama player, Aiden Holloway, who got caught with 2.1 pounds of marijuana.
You guys, I mean, I talked to somebody who would know, and they said that that would be worth
about $4,000, that that's what that would cost. Given NIL money, I would assume that a lot of
players have that much marijuana. Just a quick correction because I misunderstood when you
brought it up yesterday as well. I think your friend told you how much A pound is worth,
and he was arrested for 2.1 pounds. No, that's not what he said. I asked him what would...
Then 2K a pound, you're getting it from the plug, you're getting it direct.
Okay, but he deals, he's the one who would know what it would cost, what it's worth, not what he
sells it for, what it's worth, like what it's worth to him to sell it. This is what he does,
and this is what he said. He said, that's how much it's worth, and I don't know, I wouldn't have
any way of knowing, but in the NIL age, that didn't sound like having that much.
That'd be doing the Reggie Abercrombie. It's Reggie, right?
It didn't sound like something that would be worth risking, never mind a scholarship,
or jail time, just what the salaries are now in college. The thing I was asking you guys is,
is this a drug dealer? Is this just a guy who had a lot of weed on it?
I think it's a guy who had a connection and he supplies for the team, and technically,
you could say, oh, then he's dealing to the team, but that's not real.
I don't feel safe saying that, because that's a way that the cops can go back and be like,
oh, you have this amount because you have the internet to use. They're going to use you.
They're going to use it. Right.
Which is not common here, even though that's not really what he's doing.
Correct, which I think that might be personal consumption, which might, under the law,
in certain states, is okay up to a certain amount. That amount, I don't know what it is in Alabama.
He was going to play the game, but then he got high.
This is the Don Levittar show with this two-guts podcast.
Way to go, Miami of Ohio, taking out Andy Enfield and them boys.
Boopy Miller turns out not hard to kill.
I want to update already teams that are gone from our tournament, even though I don't feel like
the tournament has actually started. So unfortunately, UMBC is gone, which means the loaded
Adam Silver conference ends up losing this.
Adam Silver looks like a magician's wand.
Fortunately, though, because Howard won, Adam Silver also advances.
Adam Silver looks like the last lollipop in the jar at the doctor's office.
That is now facing overall number one seed Michigan represented by.
Michael Smith looks like the high school teacher that motivates his students by sitting in a chair
backwards. That's a good one. That is really good. That's why it's a number one seed.
That's why it's Michigan, which has seven-footers setting screens for each other the last year.
Seven-footers everywhere. Where do these guys get all these people from?
SMU, as we mentioned, is gone and the Enfield and them boys. That means that Bruce Pearl is gone.
Bruce Pearl looks like the nightclub manager that is a $100 bottle special before midnight.
So many guys that look like that in Miami, just that, where you look at them and because of their
look and their skin color, you're like, I have no idea where that person's from, but it's not here.
It could be almost anywhere in the world, but I don't know what language your accent is going
to come out of that person's mouth. It could be anything, but it's going to offer me $100
for a bottle and a tape. But the loaded Zazlow conference marches on because
lovable Miami of Ohio is represented by... Jonathan Zazlow looks like the guy in an arcade
who puts a stack of quarters on the Pac-Man game to send a message to any kids that he's
going to be there a while. That faces Tennessee, number six Tennessee, which means this is formidable
for Zaz and the next round. Pete Alonso looks like a police officer who, even when he's not working,
still asks, what's your 20 when waiting for you to arrive? In the south, the play in game was 16
Lehigh. They were up at the half, but they end up losing the game. That means the loaded Kurt
Signetti conference loses a valuable team. Kurt Signetti looks like the dad that never says I love you.
But fortunately, Kurt Signetti advances as Prairie View, the 16. Kurt Signetti looks like
your accountant who unbeknownst to you is in the middle of a crippling divorce. Better team one.
That's a great one, dude. That one's so good. Crippling divorce is good, but that will be eliminated
quickly by Florida, which is represented by... Larry Bird and Adam Silver look like the couple
in that famous painting, American Gothic. Holy crap. The best, the best Larry Bird one we've ever
gotten is looks like an old Ukrainian woman. Amazing. That dominated basketball. An old Ukrainian woman,
it's inexplicable. Go look at the highlights. You will not be able to understand or explain anything
you're seeing. Nothing like Larry Bird has ever existed in the sport, just totally confounding.
He was so good. How do you feel the same way about Yokech?
Understood, but at least Yokech, I understand, because it's seven feet tall.
It's not the grace of Larry Bird. It's able to hold the ball over his head, and nobody but
Wemba Nyama can hit it, and that's how he's able to just keep it away from everybody.
Shoot over everybody. I love the way you referred to Yokech's it. Yeah, well, that's true.
It is inexplicable. It is. It is low for breath. NC State is gone. Mike, Miami is going to play here
tomorrow night at 1010 p.m. in Missouri. So late. And 1010 in Missouri. So late.
But the thing, the thing, the thing that I want, yes, it's they're playing in Missouri against
Missouri. They're playing as a higher seed, and the lower seed has the advantages. So it, yeah,
it seems unfair, Dan. But when I saw NC State here getting eliminated as an 11, and I also was
confused why it is. Miami was seeded lower than Louisville, and I was confused in general.
Why Miami wasn't getting more respect? It's just because the ACC is terrible outside of Duke,
correct? I'm done hearing about this. ACC is. But that's why it's happening right now because
of the injuries. They're they're a little overrated. But this narrative about the ACC has existed
for the last few years, and there's always an ACC team in the final four. And I think this here,
it's especially wrong. And we'll see how this tournament plays out. I guess what I would say to you
without intending to step on your defensive button is the reason that's happening by the committee.
It's not I've watched. I liked the Miami's team. I think it's going to be really hard to win in
the tournament when you can't make threes and when you can't make free throws and the style in the
three point age. Nobody can shoot in college basketball. But that's generally not the style that
wins this time of year. I'm assuming that the committee and everyone else is regarding Miami
in a way that's worse than me. Yeah. Well, while I'm sitting here watching most of the games
because they don't believe in the ACC that that's the reason that's happening. That's why there
are teams from other conferences with less impressive records in Miami than a ranked higher.
The general thought is SEC, big 12. I think the big 12 is the best of them all.
Big 12 SEC and big 10 and then the ACC. It's not your daddy's ACC anymore. And we hear this
all the time. And March kind of tells the truth about that. This is a Jeremy said like,
man, this might be the one time that your persecution complex about Miami is real. I would
there's been more than one time. Yeah, I would say like the CFP kind of kind of proved us
right immediately, but they put you in there. But this is a this is super difficult. And I don't
want it to be this is a smashing success for a season. I'm not capitulating already or accepting
defeat. I do think Miami has one guy on their team that is crucial to this time of year. And it's
trade Donaldson that it needs to be him. He does the things in March that when you games when
when Miami survived against Drake, when they went on a deep run, Nigel Pack was doing those things.
I think trade Donaldson can do those things. I don't trust Alan and they have an assortment of
things that you trust true. I mean, yes, he's been good since he's come back. Yes, more, more so.
I would say more so. And I also think that the combination that you like, okay, in re new and
U Day, U Day does nothing but dunk, but he's more physical than almost everyone he's playing
against both offensively and defensively. Re new struggled against SMU. He can struggle
against size because he's a little undersized in the post in college. He's got size and he can
grab some more. I think our size is fine. We'll see against if we make it against Purdue because
they got a little bit more, but we're a very good rebounding team. It is essentially what we do,
what we bring. Correct. And they do things in the paint and only in the paint and they grab offensive
rebounds as well. But I've seen re new. His skill set is really nice for a post player and I was
surprised when SMU and a big seven foot stiff ended up smothering him because he wasn't the game
of his life. He wasn't able to do the seven footer at the game. I had the game of his life.
Like if you've watched, I've watched SMU three times and that guy does never shown up.
And he stifled re new and it was confusing to me. But regardless, NC State is out of the tournament
and that means that this another Adam Silver casualty is out of the tournament. Adam Silver
looks like the four star general in a post apocalyptic movie faced with the daunting reality of an alien
invasion and the likely end of humanity as we know it who says staring off into the distance,
they're already here. We're the aliens now. That shouldn't have lost to this. Adam Silver looks
like an apple watch charger. Yes, it should. That's so good. That our team doesn't always win.
That means in the next round, they face BYU, which means they face this gave damage. Check looks
like a realtor that would buy a billboard that reads license to sell while posing like James Bond.
I wanted to ask you guys based on the news yesterday. If you could give me some theories on the
following, the Miami Dolphins and their new brain trust had information leaked yesterday. HN
for reasons that I'm confused by, they decided to say he's saying. Talking about Travis. Yeah,
he plays for the saints now. Devon HN. Okay. I know it's emotional. It's tough when you think about
how they may wind up trading Devon HN and I get I guess Dan loves it. He's not going to
love it. It's such an emotional. You love him. It's a name for announcing last name. It's Castellanos
or Castellan. You don't want to lose players you like. I get it. He's so fast. What did you make of
losing him of the leaking of the news? Why don't you make of the fact that the dolphins are getting
rid of everybody and they're raising their hand and offering to Adam Schefter. Not this guy. This
guy's untouchable. I think it's the opposite. I think it's them putting it out there that it's
where we're saying no to your calls. So if you want to, you know, if you want to acquire HN,
you better come in hot. I think I think I better come in prepared. Yeah, I think it's them putting
the bat signal out there. You think that that information would be a lie. You think that the
you're going to open the relationship with your fans here, not merely by trading everybody,
not merely by and this part I think we keep glossing over and I don't understand why we're
glossing over it. Cody seemed confused by yesterday when I said this has no precedent in the
history of this franchise, what they're presently doing. This is rock bottom in a way that we've never
seen before where they're just getting rid of everybody, but not a chance. Not at the position where
you're using up all his miles, you're using up his body. It's the most disposable position. Yeah,
he's good, but you got 20 touchdowns for most of the year before like, yes, a chance is good,
but you can get that just about anywhere and this is the untouchable guy. So on top of everything
else you're doing, you're also going to leak information that's going to end up being wrong
because you're trying to trick other teams into upping their offer. You're going to have to pay
HN a lot of money. He's going to get a pretty good contract and it doesn't seem like when they
know that they're going to be bad, why would they want to pay a player right now a ton of money?
Like no one on this team right now, since they got rid of Waddle, no one on the team makes any
kind of real money. So why would they want to have a player make a ton of money and his best years
at a position, by the way, where they eat you up and swallow, where they swallow you up and,
you know what? That I even tried to say that. All right, but in a big nose. They eat you or swallow you,
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In a position where they chew you up and spit you out, there it is.
Swallow you. Where they eat you up and swallow you, chew you up and spit you out is a totally
different thing. You ended up saying sort of the opposite of what you meant to say, correct?
I decided I'm going to take the words that I said and make them totally different words.
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How I'm good. Something got caught down my throat. Sorry about that, Brian. In the meantime,
how do the calves not have a general manager right now?
Your nemesis, Brian Winhorse. You don't have my nemesis anymore. All right, I've grown up.
Number one, draft pick in your tool hall of fame. Not a draft pick. It's an inductee.
Sorry. Yes. You're going to tell me after the segment you've had, you're going to tell me how
to say things. Well, something as important as the tool that we call a fame. Let's just make
sure we get it right. You guys are just thinking. So you guys in our post, in our post truth world,
we're almost all of the media is compromised. What you guys are telling me now is that news comes
out yesterday that Adam Shafter is reporting and you're simply assuming this is a lie that Adam
Shafter is being made to longer in public to create the first relationship with the fans is not
only do we fumigate the building. We throw lies out there. That's how we're going to introduce
ourselves to Miami and its fan base as we get rid of everybody they care about. It doesn't have
to be a lie. I mean, like things change. You know, we didn't know that team X was going to offer
a three first round pick. So you're saying they're doing this to manipulate which makes it a lie.
He's not untouchable. If he's touchable, like he's not untouchable. If we could change the
offer and make him touchable, but that happens all the time. No. I don't, I don't believe that
Shade Gilgis Alexander is available in a trade right now. I don't believe Yokech is available in
a trade right now, no matter what you offer. Yeah, I didn't believe Luca either, but also
a chance not that he's not and this franchise was not where the Mavericks were. This franchise
is very clearly getting rid of talent and it you often told the story about how Pat Riley
had an events like no one's being traded. We like where we're at. Pat Riley got here. Pat Riley's
very first year here before they even played a game. I read in the newspaper on a Friday, a quote from
Pat Riley. We are not trading Glenn Rice. I woke up the next morning. They traded Glenn Rice.
I saw that that H and alert and I was thinking man, he's available. This is part of the game.
This is what you do to sound the alarm. Hey, call us.
Dan our whole life is a lie. Why would Shifter be the one to tell the truth and everything?
It's like we're looking at across the world lies everywhere and the only truth, the only truth
bearer is Adam Shifter saying halfly really likes H and he's not going to. Also, why would the
tipping point with Dolphin fans like, oh, I can't take it. Why would Devon H and be the tipping point?
The part that I'm actually most interested in isn't what you guys are doing. It's just the
resignation to we're being lied to. We accept it and we're running everything through the filter.
Even the NFL's top information guy. I'm just sort of amazed that that's not a world that I have
lived in before now where everyone's doing that where I know that something that's being given
to me by the most credible person that there is in the sport when it comes to information is a lie
in a manipulation based on new leadership that I've never met before. I don't know anything about
like I didn't make that assumption. I'm still not making that assumption. I assume that
thought they were telling us is they really like him. They intend to build around him and we're
done doing this stuff. We just traded what? I thought they were talking to their fans. I didn't
make the leap that you guys made. I'm still not doing that. You guys have adjusted to post truth
stuff that I have not adjusted to. I'm sitting there saying somebody leaked Adam Shifter information
that they think they want somebody to have. I didn't think it was teams. I thought it was their
own fans. Look, I understand blending worlds. I don't think this is exactly trying to look at how
much coffees and bibbies cup. This is just posturing that has always existed. It's been a move
in the social media age. I'll look up how many times someone's reported on a team really liking
a player and not feeling offers. This player is a part of their future and the very next moment
in a couple days time. You realize, oh, that tweet right there drummed up a lot of interest.
Yeah, you're saying because it's Adam Shifter, you are believing that it would be the truth.
To me, when I look at the major information guys at the moment, when it comes to transactions
in particular, when they're doing features and things like that short, like it's journalism.
But when it comes to transactions, I fully view them as mouthpieces and we normally see this
happening around a trade deadline. The reason it feels a little different is because you're in
an offseason. There are no final dates ahead of you. So the fact that these trades have happened
right here, like a month before the draft, then need to communicate something like this right now
doesn't make a huge impact. But this stuff happens. Baseball is right at the top of the list
when it comes to this. As you approached the life 31st, you start here and all sorts of stories
about who's untouchable and who's not in farm systems. There's breaking news right now.
Cade Cunningham has a collapsed lung and is going to be out for an extended period of time
for the Detroit Pistons. They struggle a great deal without, you know, with Cade Cunningham
in their scoring points offensively. I would say more importantly on the front end because I know
we get very quickly too. Oh, now Boston's the favorite. Oh, Detroit's done everything else.
Collapsed lung seems terrible. It seems like it sounds like something. I don't know what that
feels like. Can you guys look up for me? What a collapsed lung feels like? Dude, I've been looking
up what a collapsed lung feels like all the time because I went to the doctor and I'm at risk of
having one at any moment. It sounds, I don't know what you guys think. How would you even know if
you had a collapsed lung? How would you look up? Believe it or not, it's the shortness of breath.
Just like, yeah, just like what happened to me right there trying to get that line out.
Sudden sharp stabbing chest or shoulder pain that worsens with deep breaths or coughing.
Just pain on one side, especially when taking breaths. But it's called heart attack symptoms too,
right? Right. This is what I thought. One side of having a stroke, the other side of having a
heart attack, I can't breathe. At some point you're hoping for a collapsed lung, right? If that
happens, well, that's why I encourage everybody to check their coronary calcium scores because
also in that scan, you can find out whether or not you have a blister on your lung.
What happened to me?
Collapse lung, I don't know. If I give you two phrases from medicine, obviously heart attack,
those things that are fatal are obviously the scariest. But when you just think of discomfort or
things that you're living with that are difficult, you know, herniated disc, fractured testicle,
there are certain phrases. Collapse lung, blood clots, there are certain phrases that catch
my attention and Cabe Cunningham having a collapsed lung is something that makes me just
immediately feel for the person and whatever it is their discomforts were before even getting
the diagnosis because I met, it just sounds truly terrible. Rub shirt testicle.
Yeah, I said fractured testicle. You said fractured, but exploded, but like,
I'll take a fracture. I'll have a pull at levitar show, which is worse, ruptured testicle,
or fractured testicle. I mean, fractured means you can kind of put it back together.
Rub shirt. There's no putting that thing back up.
fractures like Humpty Dumpty.
Real quick on the shifter thing, I wish there were a way to sample sports fans because I think
that there's like a general base level understanding that insiders across all sports play a game.
And that teams reach out to them, put this out there and in exchange, you'll get the scoop.
Is that not what happens? I thought that that's the understanding and Dan's approaching it,
like, this isn't common knowledge. And when I see stuff like that, I'm like,
ah, shepherds just playing a game.
Okay, because normally, though, where there is trust, where there is credibility,
not that game, like, that's not the people you trust and the people who are credible are not
playing games with the truth. The people you trust and are credible because they tell you the truth
and do and say credible things.
To what Zaz says, like, it could be the truth this very second.
And then all the sudden, they add a first round pick and they're like, you know what?
Right, they're right.
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I'm just saying. That's me. That's me. Daniel De Lewis does something. I see that photo of Daniel
De Lewis looking like Lincoln before he's about to start filming Lincoln. And you know what I do? I mean,
stugats. I jerk off all over myself. That's what I do. Lincoln, who you outed the other day?
Don't make this a rejoin. This is the Dan lebertard show with this stugats.
Here's a creative thing. In the NFL, when there's like the round of coaching hires and the
coaching carousel comes out, I think people understand Adam Schefter is rep by the same agency.
And putting people's names out there, increase their value and awareness and name recognition.
And it's scratch my back. I'll scratch your face. But the things that have happened to
information and truth, okay? Just follow me down this path for a second. Because I know you guys
think you have this right. And you may for all I know, but just entertain the hypothetical for a
second that I have it right that he's actually untouchable. Because you guys are presenting the
theory that there are is a team in the NFL right now that's not interested in a chance that now
because of this Schefter report has been fooled when they can just tell all 32 teams. They don't
have to tell Schefter. They can field any call and just say, no, you guys are saying that a GM is
being fooled by or now is more interested the way my wife gets when you tell her she can't have
something and all of a sudden someone else bought something that that like that happens with your
wife too. That happens with everybody. I think I don't think that's just why I feel like it's more
the teams they're already negotiating with are sitting now back being like, oh, man, maybe we do
need to give that extra second or like, you know, I may we have to throw in there. They want that
extra pick. Look, they you would just tell the teams. You don't have to tell Schefter. You have
relationships with these GMs. You could just tell them. No, I mean, I'd one phone call is supposed to
31. I'm curious if the other teams around the league now reach out to Schefter privately and say,
hey, is that also I don't deal with that thing. Like, do they actually like him or is that just the
thing? Also, I don't think that there's like a uniform approach and Dan, you very you may be
right here. Like this could just be straight up. The dolphins don't want HN out. But keep your
third eye open. This is where it ties into the post truth point, which is it could be any number
of things and you just absorb it and you move on with your day because we're all cooked. I think
the premise is to manipulate not the GMs, but the fan base is perception, right? Hey, we say
Devon HN is untouched. We need some good PR. We end up not just that, but when we end up making
that move, it's guys, he was untouchable, but we were just so blown away by the offer that he
but came a piece we had to move. You see it happened with starting pictures in Major League
Baseball all the time. We're building around this guy. We're building watch Tarek scuba come July.
Watch Tarek scuba. He's someone they want to win the World Series. Am I watching him? But if
they're just out of it, he's he's about to be up for a contract extension. He's in the last
year of his deal and the Detroit Tigers will say, we're not going to move him. We're not going to
move him. We're not going to move him. And if the Dodgers come in or the Yankees come in and it's,
hey, everybody in our farm system, they're going to make the move and they say, hey, he was supposed
to be untouchable, but we were just so blown away by the offer. That's not untouchable. I don't
know what you guys are missing about the word untouchable. Untouchable. It doesn't mean anything. Everything
has everything else. Everything has the price, man. The Dodgers are fighting a proxy war and
shifter is the outlet. I have things that are untouchable, but if you come if you come correct
upside down, we can talk. Dan, if an owner in pro sports comes out and says, this team is not
for sale. Don't you think that they're trying to get the word out like, hey, come give me your
offer. Like Bam out of bio is untouchable, right? We talk about that before. If the Oklahoma City
Thunder offer their starting five, I don't think Bam's untouchable anymore. He's not untouchable then.
Okay, but that word gets thrown around all the time. It doesn't mean anything. Okay, it's
supposed to mean untouchable. Words are supposed to mean what they mean. Like you guys are now changing
not only the language. You're changing what truth is. You're changing what reporting is. You guys
are attaching your cynicism to everything in a way that distorts it. It's not cynicism. I grew
up in the WWF Golden Era to quote Ted D. Biasi. Everybody's got a price. You know about that
million dollar man. You know that? I do. Jay Billis is picking against Miami in this game. He says
quote, Miami's had a great season. No team improved more year over year than the hurricanes who picked
up 18 more wins. But I like Missouri and this one led by Mark Mitchell's 18.3 points per game. This
is a coin flip. So take the upset pick. Joe Lunardi is also picking Missouri. He's
on the other side here. Miami is the seven. It is not surprising at all. When a seven loses to a
10, a home court advantage is an advantage unlike any other that you give this time of year. The
tournament like in this respect, we're not wrong in saying Miami was done dirtier than anyone else
was. The higher seed was punished. Yes. I think you're absolutely right there. I do think that
if this game were in Tampa, I'd feel good about it because Miami does things that can affect
Mizzou, the rebounding being one of them. And Mizzou tends to over pursue on defense. And Miami's
got some athletes and they will kill you in transition. That's something that Miami is
excellent at. So I think it's going to be a great game. I think it would have been a great game
anywhere. But for people that think that these two teams are pretty tight. Yeah. The game being
in St. Louis, Missouri prime time locally. That's a pretty big advantage. Yeah. I just want to clarify
like when we say home court advantage, it's it's not actually their home court. It's their home
state. The same way Mike just said, I'd be comfortable if they were playing in Tampa.
So we had Jay Lucas on a live stream with us on Sunday. He has been great for the University of
Miami. If you do not know his story, I imagine a lot of people listening. This don't know who John
Lucas was. Not just that he was an NBA player, but and a good one. But the thing about John Lucas
that was most impressive is how he helped people with addiction. How many people he helped with
addiction? He himself overcame horrible addiction that had him, you know, sleeping in his own urine
in puddles in the street. And now his son, it is really cool to see them at the games together
to see how proud his father is. His son son is 37 years old. He is responsible for the greatest
to turn around in the sport this year. And one of the greatest any of us have ever seen, right?
To go from seven and 24 to flip that to 24 and seven, all new staff, all new players wildly
impressive. And he gave us an interview on Sunday. I think the SID might have helped him change his
tone some because the way he was talking about this Sunday isn't the way that he was talking about
this the rest of the week. So you're playing against Missouri in St. Louis. Does that feel right to you?
I mean, this kind of been our story for the year, you know, we've kind of been kind of
disrespected and looked over. So it just kind of goes and I like it. We've won on the road
more than anybody in the country. So this is just another role game for us and business as usual.
I didn't know that before he said it that they had one more on the road than anybody in the country.
That was not something I knew. He also said during that interview that he loves their style of play,
which is just throw the ball at the shot clock and go get it. Like they they are a very athletic team
and Mike is right when he says they've got a good enough point guard to be the kind of point guard
that you need this time of year, even though late in the season, I would have liked him to be a little
bit better. Yeah, he wasn't great down the stretch, especially at last game. That was Miami's worst
game of the season, but that might be a good thing for Miami. I thought Jay was very good post game,
but Miami's got a couple of guys that doesn't matter the defense you play on them. They can get
their shot off, which is hard to do in March. How come you're not going to Mizzou? Yeah.
It's late. Highlight game. Highlight game on Friday. All right. I just thought you would have won.
Now, I'm an owner of a champion highlight team. So I'm going to.
Tough one. Yes. I was very disappointed. I was very disappointed by your team. Our team yesterday.
I liked our broadcast. I was impressed by our broadcast. One of the rarest things you will see
anywhere in American sports broadcasting, a live broadcast of Highlight. It felt wonderfully
weird. Manu did not rise to the occasion at the very end. The punctuation on that was horrible.
For those of you who do not know what Highlight is, I don't know if we have any highlights,
but the last play of the game was a disaster. The last play of your day was a disaster,
and I think they foiled your broadcast by giving a poor representation of both what this sport is,
and what your team is. Did you guys light up your team? Did you yell at your players?
Were you upset with that? Manu showed no emotion. That's vintage Manu, though. He never does.
He pulsates in difference. That's right. That is a fair criticism of Manu and body language as well.
Yes, you're right. Proceed. We have a good culture though, Dan. I don't have to light up my team.
Good room. I had guys reach out to me. Sorry, boss. We'll be better. My players know that they
put their best foot forward as a worst performance that we've had in maybe a year and the timing on it.
How do you respond to sorry, boss? Don't let it happen again. If we're champions, they're a little
boss in the road. The regular season, no one goes perfect. You're going to win some. You're going to lose
them. They couldn't handle the bright lights. They could not handle a live broadcast. I felt like
it's fair criticism to say they choked yesterday if it's their worst performance in a year as champion.
It is. Dan, the pressure was on. This was the biggest highlight match of the week.
Let's relift some of it here. We have some highlights. Our first one here is the only good thing
to happen. We won the first set of the day, and this is us reacting to it.
The Undertaker. Look at Gungmi. Gungmi. I love the Undertaker. We went on to take a commanding
five bagel lead in that second set, and it all went sideways from there. Not very much excitement
provided by the cyclones, but we'll dust ourselves off and we'll be at the jammerina tomorrow night.
Free entry. For those who want to catch the world's fastest game, the champions take the
battle court once again tomorrow. Seven o'clock first toss. We'll see you there. Dan, we also
had the referee take a payload that's at the ankle. We have that clip here. This guy's got no
inches. This guy fills in when there's injuries. Let's check up on the barbers. Did he miss that shot?
Yes, David. The rest is from court judges. That is a painful right to the ankle. The
refs are like taxi squad players. Okay, hold on a second. The referee, but a player gets hurt.
The referee then just plays on the team that needs an extra mile in that game. I believe like
there's a guy waiting to play if someone were to get injured. They will barba is sometimes a taxi
player that fills in. They rotate. It was his turn to be an official while someone else was a
taxi squad. I don't like in middle school where they like the we like barba. Barba was an injury
replacement to an injury replacement last year and had to be taken out of the game. Chris go back
to middle school in volleyball. The kids judge the games that they play right before they do.
It's very inside. Please put picture and picture. Just put that clip again and again. It's really
funny to see this poor referee fall face first into the netting. And if you've never fallen in
netting, it's hard to get up once you've fallen in netting, especially if you've had your ankle
hit by a ballota. So go ahead and put a picture and picture. That's a great highlight from
from that match. Yes, Jay, I thought it was the greatest of the highlights to have the referee fall
hurt into netting. He couldn't get out of. Yeah, I don't know if you can see. I don't know how,
I mean, these broadcasts are dazzling for ADP, but he does have crazy facial hair and
El Barba. It's what he's known for. That net will eat you up and swallow you.
We have that sound if Zazlow would like to hear it. El Barba is it's Spanish for the beard.
I did not realize I'd be tuning into your live cast live stream on Highlight and all of a sudden
deadliest catch would break out where I've got somebody like a fish stuck in a net.
At a position by the way, where they eat you up and swallow, where they swallow you up and
you know what? That I even tried to say that. All right, but
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