Love After Lockup S7 Episode 13 “Dating a Stranger”

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2:12of fun happening here are the players were back. This is love after lock up and my babes were going to start with the thruple it is goddess. You know her is Gigi it's demand you know her is Mou Mou and bonita honey and bonita is showcasing the ring she's has it honey she's been the fiance so. As we know Mou Mou although charming is a little bit of a bad guy and that means not just that he you know has a criminal history but he has nefarious wants when it comes to these ladies he wants to deceive these ladies these ladies think that they're in monogamous relationships with Mou Mou they think it's just one Mou when he's in fact Mou Mou having said that he is very proud of himself honey wildly proud of the fact that he wants to pull over the

3:15biggest prank of love after lock up history which is that he told bonita that he was getting out of prison honey on a Wednesday but he got out on a Tuesday and when he got out he had his boo goddess pick him up spent the night with goddess goddess saw him leave honey was like where you going he has to get business done with his cousin and she thinks he's going to come back for dinner obviously that night and he is like no I have to go and redo the entire get out scene the entire got released just now moment and let bonita think that she is freshly picking me up from that and that's my life so that's what happened okay so we pick up so Gigi is upset because she has cooked dinner for her boo and her friend has like come over and she is confused why there why

4:21Mou Mou is even being at all vague or at all like confuse her unclear in his whereabouts or even his timeline of the day because it doesn't make sense for her if he's living with her and they're going to eat dinner why he wouldn't want that to happen because she doesn't understand he has a whole agenda a whole different family so now here's the thing his family and I mean that from cousin to mom everyone lies for Mou Mou everyone I mean holds Mou Mou down honestly like Mou Mou's mom lies to bonita Mou Mou's cousin lies to goddess now Mou Mou is charming we cannot I mean listen he's charming he's a very charming man he is a wordsmith he probably has other things that he's also very good at I'm just saying he is charming he is so I can see why people are like no that's our boy

5:26okay so when goddess inquires about demands location to his cousin obviously she has called his cousin because like his phone is not working or he has to get it turned on but it's taking longer she's like well are you with him now he's like no I dropped him off and she's like okay well is he going to come by here he's like no I'm gonna pick him up later I just like well what's this plan and the cousin says I guess you'll find out what's happening when you see him next honey first of all it was kind of like half of it was shady and half of it was like I don't have anything to tell you and so leave me alone know your place which is just to sit around and wait until you know like I don't know it's such an because if I heard that that would be fighting words I'd be like oh well okay cool

6:33just tell your cousin to forget my existence and if he hasn't hang over here it's being burned he better have taken everything in that plastic bag from my house then so we jump over as we do to Bonita because of course Bonita is the one with Demon now and she is so happy to have her man they have a child you're together you know she obviously knows his parents like I said they have lied to her on his behalf but also have given her a car so she is on cloud nine she very much loves Demon she very much has been like oh we're the exact same person she also has a way with her words sorry way with words because she takes off her shoes honey and she says all her dogs are free today which meant it

7:33mumu her dog her boy her man her boo you know as well as her food feed her featsies all her dogs are free today them dogs are barking the the feet were hurting I love that so much obviously all her dogs are free today oh my god I was like yes I yes I all three of them are great characters like I love all of them you know how sometimes shows like this will have one wild crazy character and one let's just say like either sad weird person you know like we're like that person's getting taken advantage of or that person why that why is that person around or you know someone you're like you know it could be so many things but for this thruple each of them are stars like even and I mean it's like everyone involved is great like goddesses mom that writes the

8:34horses great Demon stepdad that has like those glasses with no lenses but also like the fucking best outfits great also his mom is beautiful like okay everyone love it everyone okay everyone is just like they're all they're just all remarkable slash interesting and I'm so happy okay just so thankful okay so now do you're like I said is the daughter of bonita and Demon he doesn't want do you order to know that he has spent some time you know locked up and do you or doesn't you know because bonita has decided she's really young and he just she just told you that daddy was away at school so the he also has two young girls from different women and both are relatively like the same age like born with in months and sorry Demon really gives bonita her I guess emotional maturity grace by being like she

9:38didn't ever make the daughter feel weird or bad about the situation she always like treated both girls like their fun sisters and wasn't either awkward or possessive or just being like that person that doesn't exist whatever you could do so I don't quite sure what her relationship is like with Demon's other baby mama although I would love to know I certainly would love to know like how yeah how close are they in the Baltimore Maryland like do they know each other situation okay so he has four children total though all different moms um he describes himself as a rolling stone wherever he lay his head with home and where he died okay um so I cannot sing that song the only thing about how good that song is like can you imagine the funk and groove you have to really

10:41get the soul for that song can't do it temptations okay um now he like I said Demon is the one that said this about himself like he knows who he is he also has quite an air and idea of himself like he fancies himself obviously as I said somewhat of like a head of a polygamous household multiple women wives situation I'm obviously multiple kids where he is sort of treated like a king he really wants to be on this is poly and he really wants to be Yahweh without Yahweh's hair but you don't say like he does want that and another part of that is the man loves acts loves it you know loves loves it now here's the thing we are also seeing someone on day one day two

11:42in day two to someone named Benita is supposed to be day one when it's day two he obviously hasn't had sex with women for you know we don't know what's what's been happening right ever so his all his horniness makes sense or whatever but he is also so expressive with it and I appreciate that so until that happens he's like I'm just trying to keep this all going and let's just be honest when it comes to Gigi goddess I know that it's like she's waiting for me to come home and it's a little what am I going to do about that but I'm really baking on her sort of still being dictatized from last night like she should just be laying in a puddle you know here's the thing though from what we heard eat it last long which makes sense because of all the thing I said before I gave you grace for you know your previous incarceration why would you but I wouldn't be able to link

12:48you thinking that you have dictatized someone into submission they're not going to ask any questions or let you do you know the entirety of what you want when you also didn't last long okay it's Paul and America make it count at the Ram Drive Into Fall sales event make it powerful with our strongest Ram 1500 ever make it move with the Ram Heavy Duty with an available Cummins Diesel and make it go the distance with a 10 year or 100,000 mile powertrain limited warranty hurry and now for great deals during the Ram Drive Into Fall sales event excludes fully electric vehicles apply to 2026 model year vehicles non transferable visit moapart.com for complete details on a copy of the powertrain limited warranty come and just a registered trademark of Cummins ain't Ram and Hammy are registered trademarks of FCA US LLC McDonald's is putting value back on the menu whether you're craving a big Mac McNuggets or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's make it a meal and save your favorite is now your wallet's favorite two extra value meals are back Sun rises prices fall

13:49get a sausage Mcmuffin with egg or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's small hot coffee and hash frowns for just six dollars price and participation may vary promotion pricing may be lower than meal pricing it's Paul and America make it count at the Ram Drive Into Fall sales event make it powerful with our strongest Ram 1500 ever make it move with the Ram Heavy Duty with an available Cummins diesel and make it go the distance with a 10 year or 100,000 mile powertrain limited warranty hurry and now for great deals during the Ram Drive Into Fall sales event excludes fully electric vehicles apply to 2026 model year vehicles non transferable visit moapart.com for complete details on a copy of the powertrain limited warranty come and just a registered trademark of Cummins ain't Ram and Hammy are registered trademarks of FCA US LLC so yeah she's made him dinner gg goddess because she's not digmatized you know she's hungry ha ha and she wants more she is not satisfied like I said and Michelle her friends there and um Michelle is going to start to lay some raising of an eyebrow groundwork and at the same time that's already what beneath is feeling

14:53because it makes no sense to her that there would be any vagueness about what's happening because the truth is she's right when things are like easy and going well they're usually isn't confusion or vagueness or weirdness or something where so early on one of one of the lovers has to be like hey do you are you not coming over like we you're not going to you don't want to hang out I guess we're not going to it isn't seem like the plans we assume we had from like the contract our body is made which is that we're into each other like this we seems like we would want to hang out or like that's what we we're planning on and now you're pretending that never happened so what the fuck you know it's like this yeah it's just obviously awkward so

15:53at the same time demon sort of feels like he thinks goddess is less intelligent than bonita and that is not true and more so that bonita knows his shit because she's been with him longer and so she he feels like bonita knows him better and knows when he's lying or when he's being fake or you know obviously the same thing when he's being like dodgy now here's the thing about him anyone could tell and he's very obvious when he is like it's just he's not it's hard because when he lies he has like these giveaways it's very hard for him to like stand ten toes down it's like he's about to bust out laughing

16:55Gigi's just newer in the equation right so like he is just thinking that Gigi hasn't realized he's kind of an asshole and therefore is not to be trusted and therefore she should probably still trust him and therefore he feels this way however Gigi also knows about bonita because they have a child together and so like that so Gigi knows about bonita and also understands logically like I assume she should that if a man just got out of prison that there are a couple people on his list that are going to have to be seen parents kids and if they're babies the kids odds are the kids parents the the people that they made the kids with are going to be like people he's probably going to have to see so she understands that so she knows that if he's seeing people and checking up and seeing family like he's saying yes to do like odds are

17:57one of those people is bonita okay now she finally gets him on the phone and he because he knows he has to call her to like let her know and also yeah that he's not coming home tonight which is hard and the way he does it is that he's calling her or whatever and she's like well what's happening and he's like oh I'm just playing with my little girls I was doing a tea time you know just like this is the best you know living my life and she's like okay well then FaceTime me and he's like oh fuck you know Zeg so she it's of calling her to be like hey girl I cannot come home tonight or probably to be tomorrow whatever it's like hard for me to leave and that's when she's like with FaceTime me so sorry and he like literally pulls oh but the bad service I gotta go you know like like he really does like one of those things where his voice makes those noises and she

19:04doesn't take a fucking Einstein rocket scientist to be like this motherfucker's lying lying to me why why is he being so shifty also there's a world in which you might think well that this man loves me and that he also has to spend time with and I get it with his family or his kids like does he want me to be there does he want to introduce me to his family and kids does he like think that that might be important as he sees a world and we're all gonna be hanging out anyway like I don't think about all the things and Shirley Benita and his sorry Shirley goddess just gets to sit there with Michelle now and then just look back at a forth honey with her girly and be like can you fucking believe that what when Michelle heard that he was just a cat FaceTime sorry I mean I don't even know what happened if I was like watching my friend deal with that kind of bullshit on the phone I mean I would just be like well you have two options you

20:10either block him or you block me I can't be friends with someone who wouldn't block someone after they did that to them I can't be friends with someone who doesn't love themselves who's gonna be walked on so say that you block him or you block me block him I'm bossy I'm trying to get better about it there was a time I was just so bossy not about people well not about people's love lives but about their personal lives that doesn't involve other people I don't know I mean maybe kind of I guess I was I was listen we're all changing okay so she's like you know obviously pissed at him and at this point she's like don't even come back you know and um um he goes back into Benita's room and here there is this other annoying drama and the annoying drama

21:14of this other small situation is that he procured a large amount of goods designer goods clothing items the whole situation and what happened was he had all of those things in a storage unit and Benita needed money because he left her high and dry with the kid and so what she do she sold a vast majority of it but then what happened was that she's fell guilty about it so then she tried to buy back some of the choice or items or whatever but it was like Mumu also knew there was some like treachery of foot and then somehow got his mom to like cut off the locks to see what his like what his storage locker actually had in it at a certain time that is fucking convoluted okay so it's just if it's annoying to you to hear this just believe me it's like annoying to hear it but anyways she's like he finds his cologne and then he like wants to go to a storage unit because it's like yeah he cares about all his things this is like

22:14the most consumer materialistic person like yeah he really is just like I need to see women kids things I need my fancy shoes and he machines like you know he's just like can't wait to be I guess and all the lux good goods any you know that kind of thing so um he had gone through it obviously he's smoking a blunt um we he's when we see him reunite with his daughters it's really cute he has two daughters like I said once deor and that's the daughter of him and Benita and he has his other beautiful little girl named dream and when they see dream they're like hey girl they're like your hair is so cute so good and she's like hey my mom's homegirl did her hair did my hair like girl your mom's homegirl did such a good job your mom's homegirl yes she got that fucking hair laid honey but of course the way that he says you know hello to them is sort of like surprising them and they

23:20have not really spent a lot of time with their dad thought that their dad was gone away and so it's incredibly moving because they're young girls to watch them just like cry and be reunited he actually also tears up he like can't of course deal like and he is you know like like a tough guy or whatever to so you know to watch him really warm up and break down with the ladies is it a really beautiful scene I really like watching them again I already said like I think that they so happy they're on the show um yeah like his mom is the kita it's you so chic and Charles the stepdad is also just so well dressed um he has a sister Logan that's there um he now he says he doesn't want his daughters being with a man like him which when he says that it's like okay it's interesting because he does feel like he wants so badly to be like kind of you know kind of like a bad boy who also just

24:25gets around like a rolling stone but also holding down multiple women and all that stuff and I get there's a certain kind of like cool factor of all of that it's fall in America make it count at the ram drive into fall sales event make it powerful with our strongest ram 1500 ever make it move with the ram heavy duty with an available Cummins diesel and make it go the distance with a 10 year or 100,000 mile power train limited warranty hurry and now for great deals during the ram drive into fall sales event excludes fully electric vehicles applies to 2026 model year vehicles non transferable visit moapar.com for complete details on a copy of the powertrain limited warranty come into the register trademark of Cummins ain't ram and heavy our registered trademarks of FCA us LLC McDonald's is putting value back on the menu whether you're craving a big mac McNuggets or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's make it a meal and save your favorite is now your wallet's favorite to extra value meals are back Sun rises prices fall get a sausage

25:28McMuffin with egg or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's small hot coffee and hash frowns for just six dollars price and participation may vary promotion pricing may be lower than meal pricing it's fall in America make it count at the ram drive into fall sales event make it powerful with our strongest ram 1500 ever make it move with the ram heavy duty with an available diesel and make it go the distance with a 10 year or 100,000 mile powertrain limited warranty hurry and now for great deals during the ram drive into fall sales event excludes fully electric vehicles applies to 2026 model year vehicles non transferable visit moapar.com for complete details on a copy of the powertrain limited warranty come into the register trademark of Cummins ain't ram and heavy our registered trademarks of FCA us LLC but when he says he wouldn't want his daughters being with a man like him i wonder what his highest ideal of a man that he'd want his daughters to be with and is there any part of him that also wants to be that kind of man because it's like i don't want if he was like i don't i want my daughters to be

26:31with a square which is like obviously an archaic term or just like you know a soft someone someone just whatever boring or stuff like i mean he if he said that then surely he wouldn't want to be that kind of person but i would wonder when he thinks about the ideal suit or for his daughters like could he also see a version of himself being that type of man and what is that type of man someone who you know like yeah what kind of what does this person have a job what kind of job is this person have um how does this person treat people or communicate like what are this person's like priorities and values like would he ever want to align himself with those things so interesting because it's like i think about i think that i personally have an annoying like perfectionist quality like riddled with also like stuffed out and fatigue and therefore i can like sort of only like muster whatever i muster now ha ha but i have an other

27:34need to better myself and whether i do so in my life truly who knows but i wonder like the highest ideal version of me is a version of me now like i'm not i'm not doing things that are so far different like truly this person that is like a better version of me ha ha like the fiana apple song you know is motivated and incredibly self confident in self assured and not reactive and doesn't take things personally and rather let's things rolls off um and you know has you do and i sort of mind that like doesn't assign unnecessary meaning to things but also just moves through without taking anything unnecessary on or draining energetically wise and those things are vastly different but like it isn't like i'm like well this person is a homemaker mother who

28:39has had 17 children and lives in Denmark like where i'm like oh that's so not me i mean the yeah my ideal version of me is a version of me now just with more money has a better career and probably like you know has a better daily routine and and perhaps an exciting love life but i'm just so tired like i said anyway um let's get a sex shall we so he tells bonita that he is trying to dig in them guts hmm dig him up yeah dig in honey get in like a little excavenger scavenger is Gavin no that's not what i want to say if this exca excavate excavate excavate you know i'm like a little archaeologist mm-hmm i did it took a very long time yeah he wants to you know go and find Pompeii

29:47dust off every artifact dig everything up in her guts put him on display for America to learn yeah he is you know he yeah but he he's so excited to like you know rub upon bonita he was just like yeah like that ass you know like she looks good he just like remember what it's like he just loved it it's so comforting he says that he just wants to ball her like a piece of paper all right Pablo de Ruda you know saying like jeez was a love solid ball you like a piece of paper i just want to scrunch you up roll you around in my palm in my hand and then toss you into the air and then go call me and then as watch as you fall to the ground near a waste

30:50paper basket a ball you like a piece of paper okay i mean yes thank you i need it okay um so the next morning the producer comes to bonitas and guess what da da da da honey moomo was complaining about a toothache and so when she left to drop the kids off he loved the car now she's popping up the balloons cleaning up all the roses from her like you know she set up her like fuck fast with him with all the rose petals and the candles all stuff like one does like they all do it love a decorated fuck fast and now she's like put the fuck at all of this all the kids all the signs i put all those letters on the walls everything where where the fuck is he so he is you know how they said he does have a toothache and it's convenient because then

31:50allows him to have this window of i'm on someone else's time when they can see me and i'm also i have been paying so you should feel bad for me i'm an asynpathetic state so you can't be mad at me you can only feel bad for me i have a toothache i've been in prison they probably didn't have great tooth care you know that dentist care that's what they call it they actually don't even call it dentist care that is called tooth care it's how bad it is prison anyway he calls gg to pick her up because he's like yeah this is my way to get around now of course gg doesn't have a car so what he's doing is he's asking gg to get an uber for herself over to him and then pick him up in that uber back now she's not happy with him because she knows that he's been suspect so she's like i

32:52listen i don't want to have to do that i'll get you right and you can just come over here i'm not gonna fucking do that do that i'm so happy come over here but i'm gonna give you the cold shoulder so you know i'm upset so he does he goes to gg's and like he has this like shirt cold over his mouth to really signify that he's barely alive when he walk through that door i mean it's like you you could be what looking at an angel the toothache is that bad devastating toothache the doctor the urgent care said they haven't seen the tooth that bad and so long so painful how am i still alive they were like you must be an incredibly strong tough guy must just be the love of a good hot woman keeping you alive through this pain you better go to her you better call her for a ride see if she'll come to you so they said and here i am gg you know and she's still blessed she won't kiss him she's like

33:57go walk the dog we we know what that means he says he slipped up she's like who was at your mom's house and at this time honey this is when the producers go absolutely bananas because they're in Baltimore Maryland and then we're supposed to believe that bonita now is like this fucker left my house for this toothache and now he's not answering his phone i don't trust him so i'm gonna get in this car i think it's the car that his mom gave me and i'm going to drive around this town which i think is a major metropolitan city find him i can do that i'm bonita anyway so like the way they cut it is like literally like bonita driving and they do this a lot it's perfect where they have like

35:02point five seconds of her looking up and being like and he's like looking up the window in such a way that we're like oh my god she sees them and then they'll edit you know somehow mu mood is looking up from being outside with gg and being like looking around as if he somehow spots bonita in a car like barreling towards him that's what they want us to believe is gonna happen babes that's crazy that's crazy okay bye babies okay let's move on to honey dea and Cyrus it's fall in america make it count at the ram driving to fall sales event make it powerful with our strongest ram 1500 ever make it move with the ram heavy duty with an available commons diesel and make it go to the distance with a 10 year or 100,000 mile powertrain limited warranty hurry and now for great deals during the ram driving to fall sales event excludes fully electric vehicles applies to 2026 model year vehicles non transferable visit

36:05moapart.com for complete details and a copy of the powertrain limited warranty come into the registered trademark of commons ain't ram and hammy are registered trademarks of FCA uslc meet the red bull drag and the reemrigencer it's one of the many new drinks out now who knew ice cold drinks could be so fire try them all only at my dogs i'm kiana and i leveled up my business with Shopify once i figured out that Shopify was a thing i never turned back i can create a site with my eyes closed Shopify thinks ahead of us you know and it thinks about the customer more than anything every day i'm thinking about some other new business but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use it's like i can't stop i'm addicted start your free trial at Shopify.com oh my god cyrus looks completely different from his mugshot until now and dia i mean it's it's a it's a sad dia in the neighborhood if you know what i mean um let's say

37:11stupid mr roger's joke it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood okay we're back in denver for a hotel and a hot tub and uh they say they're both chunky he wants a margarita so he calls his mom and he wants to go like spend time you know with them and the mom like wants to see them and it's very obvious the dia feels completely possessive and entitled to cyrus his entire being for someone who did not know him until he was in prison that's one of the weirder parts like of course the weirdest part of this if we have to remind ourselves where you aren't in life is that dia met cyrus because dia dia's ex was cyrus's cellmate so when cyrus's cellmate

38:17got out of prison she picks him up and it didn't work out and she having had a relationship with cyrus just over the phone from talking to her last boo picked it up honey like it was the exact same person and just decided to the exact same thing again just pick some up pick someone up from prison honey and pretend the other one didn't happen she has a couple of kids okay so they are happy though you know in this moment because they have like what seems like a very weird sexual like co depended relationship you know he seems really sad you know like he you know did drugs you know he had some sort of future and he watched that all go away and she seems to be very strong-minded so I think something about that is like promising or just he it requires of him less work when he has someone like that so like I said she feels entitled to spend all the

39:24time with him that he has she wants him to get approved to go to her house instead of his mom's house which I find always so interesting that's even allowed that you can just get out of prison and truly convene with someone you didn't know at all until you were halfway through your prison sense I mean it'd be a personal liberty thing but it's it's interesting that you can I guess do that okay anyway so like I said he was going to be at his mom's house the way she says it is that and then we decided that he was going to come to our house instead my house instead and I want to be like we decided girl you decided so he goes to his parole office to make sure that everything is in line

40:26with what they want she calls her sister waiting and she's just like so upset she's like he better not get an ankle monitor because then he won't be able to come to my house and that will be so annoying and it's always interesting because it's all about what will make her life easy what she wants she's very entitled if there are certain personality types that require someone to be accessible in a prison dating pool as being like you know a pro for you it's just there are certain personality types that want that for instance we've seen like a kind of sad depressed guy who can't seem to keep a girlfriend in the real world

41:29a civilian lady interested but can find someone on the internet and certainly strike up a pen pal conversation and somehow manages to swing 50 dollars a month to put on the books there's that type of guy but there's also I think a kind of female that lives in a fantasy world that wants like a prison prince like I think Carrington's kind of like that like a Disney fairy tale prison prince like the idea of that like as if she is going to tame the beast right but the beast is like a bad boy you know what I'm saying kind of that's what feels like also is the easiest thing so of course he comes out to talk to them and then he says she needs to go talk

42:36to them and 30 minutes later she's crying and she's sad and she's so upset and the way she said is she's like I just cannot believe we have to break the news to the kids that he's not going to parole with them as if those kids have been like mom one thing happens in this world you better make sure that you have different criminal men living with us we're going to go to therapy unless you make sure there's a revolving door of weird white criminal men that live with us because there was the last one and then he left mom and we can't live without one so where's this one mom you know and she was like I promise you I promise you up and you never went home I mean hilarious though that would be like such a weird subversive horror film where if there was like really bad weird fucked up kids like bad seeds you know I'm saying like weird kids that required their like

43:41victim mom to get men off prison dating sites then to come parole with them maybe the guys think they're like taking advantage of the women or what like who knows who is like taking advantage of who but what if it's the kids that want to fuck with the guys and maybe it's like some don't steal the story from me by the way I've already copyrighted it so I'm already in the WDA but yeah I could do imagine and there was like some sort of commentary on marginalized or like the most helpless of victims being able to have their comeuppance okay but guess what that's not what's happening these fucking kids don't want this man there they don't want them there it's awkward they don't know him that's not comfortable for them just because you have raised your voice

44:41yes who's on the phone like every time he's called is like not it also you're crazy the way that he is like oh my god I cannot tell my kids like they're not that's not their kid father and but you just did this I wish you I wish some people just have like an ounce of god damn sorry an ounce of reflection to be like I wonder if this is a sign that maybe I shouldn't bring some strange man home maybe I wonder if it is um he wrote her card because he's a sensitive guy and they get to have this moment where they check into the alpine chalet and they call the kids and the kids are just yelling they're just kind of like yelling crazy kids probably like cooped up haven't been like you know ram you had like run kids you know I'm

45:45saying you gotta like light gray hounds take them outside and make them run and if they're not run they get whatever the zoomies are they get feral truly anyway she's like I just had to like check this off the box and then mommy can have mommy time and mommy time is wine time and you and that hot tub because we're just gonna be fun chubby people in a hot tub like little seals just smack in our wet skin bodies across each other honey you know and you know little flabs and the flab hits another piece of flap and then it's two flabs flab it against each other and making that sound that little slapping sound and then it's a wet slapping sound that's what our bodies are going to be like in mere minutes okay so let's move on okay and sorry zay and karrington zabier and karrington

46:49so as we know zabier is hot and in prison it has sisters karrington at karrington has like a friend that was in prison and like that's how she met him or some like a cousin or some like that I forgot exactly but basically karrington finds zabier to be incredibly hot and he is of course zabier's sisters hate karrington hate her hate her with a passion that rocks the heaven in the earth and zabier has like a sort of like wifey boo that his sisters lyrf and also she comes and like pays homage to the sisters and like you know they feel like she you know like whatever chills well with them but also like you know overwhelmed that was me with diabetes hey i'm jubran between teaching and coaching managing diabetes for like an extra job with the freestyle libret 3cgm I get real-time glucose readings and have the insights to make informed decisions my life feels lighter now learn more at freestyle libre dot us the views expressed should not be

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48:55aesthetic and point of view is sometimes matronly almost like in an 80s way like you think her name would be like susan like there's something about her that is like from a different time and place like she was raised by parents that were much older that's the exact vibe she has now listen don't get mad at me because i don't think it's a bad thing i think it's a beautiful thing but you know when you meet someone it was like much more obvious when i was younger or i can see when they're like when people like 20s and 30s if they're raised by like people that were in like their 50s and 60s you know it's like that is the exact vibe keran tin gives with an absolute touch of like ignorant delusion if not just like naivete or gullibility or

50:05oh yeah she's just she's daft very an inexperienced daft but she sometimes says things okay i'll tell you so basically two things earlier on zavier was supposed to come out of prison but then he's like i'm not gonna come out because i have disciplinarians disciplinaries on my record which means that he did bad things and now he's not going to be parold or whatever and the bad things are not actually told to her but she just like doesn't she doesn't ask any questions now she's used to not asking questions because when she first started dating him he was sending her a bunch of money says she and she didn't ask any questions how he was getting the money if he's in prison where the money coming from what was what how did

51:07well who would she zipped it now the way she says that to us makes it known that she had an idea that probably wasn't the best that he you know like way to make money if your goal is to like be out of prison and never go back but that wasn't important to her her important thing was i got money okay fast forward to now so she is gullible and she's a little daped one instance of her being daped is she's not allowed to be on his phone record so when he has to call her he has to just call his sister and then his sister calls her and she somehow thinks that sister just hangs up and doesn't listen to the entire conversations and surely they do and that's one of the reasons why they hate her she's done okay

52:11God bless but she's also in school in a full-time mom honey so she's just like look I just I really want a hot man to come be my boyfriend save me from this life and you know just like be my arm candy you know and help me hold this life down because he gave me money that one time and maybe he'll do it again and it's almost like a scam or the or the fact that he gave her that money once it's like she's like well I mean I really want him out and the way that I can make sure he gets out is this extra backed or way he says works which is that for some reason the American justice system allows people to just sell other people money and then things get expunged from records which is one of the stupidest things to think actually happens

53:15I unfortunately would assume it happens like on a much higher level like you have to you know invest in someone's venture capitalist thing through your LLC blah blah blah blah to expunge your you know uncles prison record and get him released from jail like you have to like that you know like that kind of you you know that weird that high-ass political shit I just can't imagine that in the year of our Lord 2026 that the American justice system works in such a way that people can just hack into computer systems and just delete people's files from their prison situations is a lot of extra words it's like that's how hard it is for me to believe it I can't even get through the sentence so she's like okay so he gave me money so all he's asking is 300 zel to this person

54:19all right so I'll do it I'll do it fine I'll do it and we're all like well good you deserve to lose that money because you got money and you were happy to know not where it came from and you probably assumed that it came from not the greatest source and so you know you're paying that back I mean not to the people that you should but she goes to his sister's house because she's been wanting to meet up with Carly the entire time but Carly wants nothing to do with her and so unfortunately shamerica is there and shamerica does well gub-honey and shamerica has to just make a quick dinner for her kids and is gonna deal with this bitch for this one scene shamerica has a Wendy's cup and things carryson is so naive and she's like you think that our brother is your future husband and you don't even know him um caring tense like no I know him and know him better when he's out of prison that's why

55:24I gave him that money I zelved the money she's like oh you zelved a drug addict's money was that what you did because I know my brother yeah he's that's his thing drugs of course yeah how's he got the drugs money and it's cash app like zel cash app that whole situation that's the best way to do it so thank you for that that's real smart girl you're growing a school you said you're going to school is it beauty school she has air fries some chicken tenders honey and some fries for her kids honey is love and air fry tells her a cash app was dumb he's been on drugs the entire time and you would absolutely see that he was on drugs if you I don't know video chatted him karrington is upset in cries sisters like from you want a shot

56:25and carly is like literally must be like shamerica taxi when she's gone I won't come home until she's gone I will not look at her that I can't I can't my guys I can't even deal with that crazy bitch I think that carly I mean I wish carly would because I feel like there's unspoken things carly if you almost feels like it's so embarrassed by karrington's like entire being like it's too cringey for carly as of yet to be on camera with her shamerica's like listen get the fuck out I got to feed my kids I can't look your face you're dumb bye so then she goes to the old mill to think she's like butterflies always symbolized our relationship just like mariah kary just like if you let one go and it comes back to you what was supposed to be but you must let it fly fly free and so I've let Xavier fly free with my three hundred dollars so really wasn't free it was like fly with my money but she hasn't heard from him so she you know sends him a breakup text because she likes closure

57:30she doesn't hate him but she does wish him peace and she just stomps away in her like sensible black satin pumps Felicia and Rita rich McDonnell's is putting value back on the menu whether you're craving a big Mac McNuggets or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's make it a meal and save your favorite is now your wallet's favorite two extra value meals are back Sun rises prices fall get a sausage McMuffin with egg or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's small hot coffee and hash frowns for just six dollars price and participation may vary promotion pricing may be lower than meal pricing ba ba ba ba ba meet the red bull dragonberry energizer it's one of the many new drinks out now who knew ice cold drinks could be so fire try them all only at McDonald's McDonald's is putting value back on the menu whether you're craving a big Mac McNuggets or

58:34sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's make it a meal and save your favorite is now your wallet's favorite two extra value meals are back Sun rises prices fall get a sausage McMuffin with egg or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's small hot coffee and hash frowns for just six dollars price and participation may vary promotion pricing may be lower than meal pricing ba ba ba ba ba so they leave her aunt Stephanie's house with her cousin Haley and this is what's police and rich are going to go have their time together now in nollins however as we know Felicia has been in prison like since she's been 17 and hasn't been with a man this whole time and she's younger whatever and so she I think feels uncomfortable and by I think she does she makes it very clear she expresses that she runs over to her cousin last minute she's like come with me come come with me Haley the light is fading I mean so sorry that I keep singing but basically she's

59:38like Haley come with me I can't do it just be bogo by one get one free you're like the hooligan cousin that's the free one I'm afraid and a rack of the man how do you do it and so weird I don't know how to do it Haley is what's so they like so okay it's that they say something and then you say something and then they kind of just like what smile look at you and then there's like there's just silence and you just wait or I don't what do you do there like you know like because you can't imagine that like rich is full of like conversation topics that a Felicia would love to talk about I don't know if Felicia's in too Charlie XC X I literally don't know someone would have to tell me anime anyway you know so it's like maybe rich is an anime probably

1:00:44certain kinds Hentay anyway when I talk about this so they're obviously all gonna hang out um and you know here's a good the good news is you know rich has another weird front so he's just hanging around there so Haley has like someone they are double dating and they get frozen calories now if you have been to Louisiana know that uh yeah that frozen calories and me go in hand I love a frozen Dacquery and I love the fact that in Louisiana you can do any of the following things a drive up to a frozen Dacquery stand and get a frozen Dacquery with alcohol in it in styrofoam just drive away and in every flavor and all the flavors you'd want like Hawaiian ice that that kind of thing my cousin my cousin's daughter so with my little cousin cousin anyway shout out to Selma who works in a Dacquery drive up in Kinder Louisiana so if you were ever in

1:01:46Kinder Louisiana and you would like that being to have a drive up Dacquery to have a Dacquery out in public I mean just to like have a frozen treat and we kind of fucked up around honey out and about on the town get one okay I just love that so much and so you know if you are 90-th of a fiance person then you've been enjoying New Orleans in the storyline of Mito and Debbie and I mean you know just nothing's better than New Orleans such a great town it's also a town of voodoo and mysticism you know as you know and so she stumbles upon a tarot card reader and she's like I want to get mine done and you know it'd be interesting the tarot card reader was like oh it's interesting life I see you haven't experienced much it's such a brand new world for you you've just been so sheltered she's like mm-hmm in prison okay so she this is how she states it she's like I'm gonna ask what the status of my journey is gonna be the status of your journey is

1:02:56gonna be the status of your journey is gonna be what the what a word salad like oh what honey she so here is what happened and this is like the crux of the miscommunication obviously policia and rich have been talking for a long time but they had never met in real life and they've been talking a long time while she's in prison okay and then when they met real life when they were the at the Italian restaurant with her whole ass family he sort of like dropped this nugget of information and it was that he had been married previously and his weird friend was there and when his weird friend heard that it was like what his like yeah I was married not anymore and his friends like what he's like yeah no yeah and so policia's like what what what doesn't the friend know policia thinks the friend didn't know that he got divorced

1:03:57and policia thinks the friend didn't know that because it never happened policia thinks that rich is lying about the divorce and that's why the friend didn't know that a divorce had happened it hadn't but what rich is trying to say is that his friend didn't even know that he had gotten married his friends like who what and this is because his friend didn't even know who was married and I don't really guess close or the rich is like I don't really talk about myself that way I you don't you don't talk about you don't talk about yourself in the way in which you get married like major life things happen like what kind of friend is this are you this is your weird drugstone our friend it's just like is this one of those male relationships that exists on the most thinly sliced of an artificial superficial level where like you don't know anything about each other but you just exist to breathe the same air

1:05:03so that you both sort of solve each other's loneliness epidemic you know just body double the same room so you know that you're both alive you don't talk and rich is like oh no he doesn't know I was married was it a quick what happened the problem is rich things that that's a good excuse but it of course invites one billion other questions and rich is not forthcoming with any of it he wants to run away from the entire conversation as fast as humanly possible the opposite of transparent he knows he's in darker deep waters and he's like fuck where's that Dachary stand so she wants proof that he's divorced and he's like you know yeah that I will yeah you know

1:06:07I can he just doesn't really answer that he's like yeah my keep my friends I need to know basis I keep my women on an even stricter basis of doesn't even need to know that's so like my women not knowing and they fight but then it's all fine then it more than they wake up all together she has to kick her cousin out she's like hey bye I'm over it I'll be around him now he always like thank you I'm gonna go back to Stephanie all right baby booze thusly ends this episode of love after lockup I have a lot more coming I'm so excited to be back for this new season honey this new year it is a school year and I am in session so expect more episodes make sure you are following me as much as possible in all the freeways and you can also do the non freeways if you like but let me tell you I'm going to be doing YouTube lives for pop culture and just like you know chitter chatter so I can connect and have um all of my opinions be absolutely

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