Mail-In Ballots & the ‘No Kings’ Circus

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2:03looking at the monitor. I have my audio board over here. I need to move it because I run all my own audio. You know, I know, I know it's kind of like a great Charles play in the piano and singing or Stevie Wonder or something. Anyway, by the way, my TV show is called Rob Carson. What in the world? And I've been doing it for a number of years on Newsmax. I think it's six years on Newsmax. And Donald Trump says it makes me the funniest guy on television. Dr. Michael Savage came back to radio on this show only one time a couple of years ago because he loves my TV show so much. Okay. So it runs on the weekends on Newsmax. It's Sunday night 830, which is exactly where you'd expect to find the comedy show. And then I believe there's a good chance it's running again on Saturday at three in the afternoon. So I just go to Newsmax TV.com. If you want details download the Newsmax app get a Newsmax plus membership. But Newsmax is pretty darn amazing, pretty darn amazing. Senate agrees to fund the TSA most of DHS but not ice. That's an earlier headline today. It sounds like they're going to be passing a deal to pay

3:05the TSA. And you know, like did the last time they they had a bunch of people on 4 low because the Democrats shut down the government tried to destroy Donald Trump's economy on the fourth quarter succeeded by the way and see blocking the GDP of the country because that's the way the Democrats are. I would recommend that the TSA workers get a minimum $5,000 bonus. I'm not kidding. Maybe $10,000 bonus to cover all the late fees and all the nonsense and all the suffering they went through. They should get a bonus. Not just back pay. Not just back pay. $5,000 or $10,000 per employee for the nonsense that the Democrat Party put us through. Trump's slam Schumer takes unilateral action to pay TSA officers had this going by the way. He announced he had instructed the Department of Homeland Security to pay the TSA agents. Trump said he will sign an executive order if need be. Mark Wade Mullin is now the DHS and in charge of DHS and he would be in charge of executing the order. So there you go. It is just honestly the Democrat Party is not a force

4:10for good at all. Not a force for good at all. Steve Scalice was talking yesterday on Capitol Hill about Akim Jeopardy. He's all of a sudden Akim Jeopardy thinks the DHS is bad and TSA is bad. I think this is an important quote that everybody should listen to right now. This is Akim Jeffries and I quote we are here today to do a single job and that should be to fund fully the Department of Homeland Security. And he said that actually said that in 2015 we see the Democrats even weren't for double standards would have no standards at all. Chris Plant came up with that by the way. I thank the distinguished general lady from New York. We are here today to do a single job and that should be to fund fully the Department of Homeland Security. Anything else is an abdication of our responsibility. Yeah honestly they do the same thing. And listen it's it's like they don't know that the dang Internet exists that they can be shown to be such

5:15unbelievable hypocrites and they were trying to go after Donald Trump by the way. Donald Trump because he did a mail-in ballot. Donald Trump did a mail-in ballot. Donald Trump is not saying that we need to get rid of mail-in ballots. There should be exceptions for people who can't, who are infirmed, military members who are not in the country, etc. But yesterday they thought they had a got your question. Donald Trump actually voted by mail. Tell me about mail-in ballots going. You may not use the mail-in ballot. You probably said yeah I did. You know what? Because I'm president of the United States. Yeah you can do the mic drop right there because I'm the freaking president. How's that? But he went further. And because of the fact that I'm president of the United States, I did a mail-in ballot for elections that took place in Florida because I felt I should be here instead of being in the beautiful sunshine taking. Did you end on me? Did you already bear? And I decided that I was going to vote by mail-in ballot because I couldn't be there. Okay it's kind of got this thing going where he's kicking Iran's rear end up between shoulders and you know freeing a lot of people and adding the possibility of a threat of nuclear

6:17warrant terrorism and stuff like that. Because I had a lot of different things but you know we have exceptions for mail-in ballots. You do know that man. So if you're away, we have an exception. If you're in the military we have an exception. If you're in a business trip. And if you're the freaking president you got an exception. An exception. If I mean listen Joe Biden went to the beach and the auto pin did all of his work for him. Okay that's like nothing compared to this. Disabled we have an exception and if you're ill. This is nothing compared to that. If you're not feeling good. So I was away mostly in Washington DC so I used to mail-in ballot but I appreciate the question because I know it was so well-meaning. Yeah it was so well-meaning. So well-meaning yeah it was really well-meaning dear to Lord. You know I like to have this thing you know I said that Joe Biden had the reverse mightest touch. Do you remember what I said that? Those of you who are new radio listeners or viewers or viewers on the stream. You may not know this because we have new viewers and listeners every day. I know it's crazy right? It's crazy.

7:20But but I said that Joe Biden had the reverse mightest touch rather than everything you touch turns the gold everything that he touched turned to crap and we came up with this. Crap touch. Yeah crap touch. Here's one of the things that the Biden administration turned to crap that is certifying truck drivers at truck driving schools Pete Booty gig when he was the transportation secretary and he's transphobic because he was afraid of transportation. He decided that anybody could get a truck driving license and anybody could open a truck driving school. Maybe a truck leering center. We have thousands of people who can't speak the language long standing rule and it's a safety issue but if you can't understand road signs if you can't communicate with law enforcement when you're pulled over. What if they allowed blind people to be truck drivers and communicate what's on your rig? Huge. Only if they're illegal aliens. Problem. For the last administration, Mr. President, they let truck driving schools self-certify.

8:23They were qualified to train truck. You know what? I'm going to open a daycare center. You know what? That's already been done by the Somalis. I'm going to open a truck driving school and I'm going to self-certify it. Drivers. And so this is like the leering center? Yeah, you may $100 and you get a certificate that you passed a CDL driving school and they have no skills. They don't have the knowledge and they don't have the skills. Yeah, it's one of the testing. And then they get licenses and they're killing Americans on our roads. So it's remarkable the rot that the last administration allowed to take place. We are ending that. Yeah, they made everything suck. I mean, they really did. They want a terrible, terrible administration. My God didn't have it. And Nancy Pelosi said that Joe Biden's face belonged on Mount Rushmore. I said they should create another mountain. Call it Mount Rushmore on. And then you could put Kamala Harris up there in Joe Biden up there because honestly, and Joe Biden was such a bad president. Like he was at a Philadelphia Eagles game last year and nobody even acknowledged. They

9:26didn't even put him on the jumbo tron. He's so irrelevant because he was such a terrible president, that's why this news. This is kind of good. It looks like the DOJ is set to denaturalize criminal illegal aliens. Hey, let's start with Ilhan Omar. Criminal immigrants of their citizenship. David Spun has this story from Washington. Is it possible? Well, Dana, it is possible and it's becoming a much more frequent event to see DOJ officials securing through courts the denaturalization of people who obtained US citizenship through fraud or obtained citizenship by committing other crimes. Now, we have a photo of Vladimir Volgaev, a native of Ukraine, who became a US citizen in 2016. Federal prosecutors this week say he concealed and misrepresented his involvement in the conspiracy to smuggle more than a thousand. Yeah, they're going to start to be criminalized or denaturalizing people. Democrats think that denaturalizing means something to do with a tremor. And you're in other regions. Not the case. No, denaturalizing something completely different. And there's nothing to do with a tremor that you buy at the store.

10:26It is it is it restripping you of your citizenship. Where that came from. I don't know where that came from. But that's that's my fertile mind at work there. Denaturalizing means you get you get booted from the country, even if you become a natural citizen because you do not want to adhere to the population. For instance, like these people at this Philadelphia anti-whatever protest, they have these protests going on. Oh, by the way, no Kings is making a comeback this weekend in the Baltimore. It might be going nationwide. If you see some of these no Kings morons and you have like Spotify, play YMCA, open your windows and play YMCA as loud as you can as you drive them. You don't even need to do a yellow animal anything. Just play YMCA really loud and drive really slow by them. And then just wave and smile at them. That's what I'm going to do. And I got a bullhorn by I ordered two bull horns for these idiots who are doing these stupid, these stupid protests. But they have this hands off Iran protest. These these idiots they would rather have women live in

11:29in bondage. They would rather have the ayatollah in charge. They would rather have terror spread around the world. And here they are yesterday in Philly. Every one of the people who participated in this protest should the people who are actually from the United States of America should be investigated for terroristic threats. And the people who participated who are either naturalized citizens or illegals should be deported. Until we have done everything in our power to bring the United States to its knees. Let us not lose sight of the enemy. Whoever US military base not crumbles. And for every US soldier who returns home in the casket will share. For every US soldier that return homes in the casket we cheer. Are you listening homeboys, hillbillies, and Hebrews? They're clapping. Hamas, Hezbollah, all of this. You need to he needs to be arrested that is not a free speech. This is terroristic terroristic threats. And any one of this at this rally who are not

12:34here legally or Aadavisa should be removed from the country and banned permanently. We celebrate these popular voices on the ground. Spend every waking moment in direct confrontation with Zionism and they rely on a stronger audience state to maintain their fighting capacity. Do you need American support? Yeah, yeah, I make Hamas, blow up your phone. Every one of you, G T F O, honestly, out of the country. And this is why we need to win the midterms because when we regain both houses or I should say increase our lead in both houses, then we spend two years gutting this country of the filth of the corruption of the terror that was allowed to come across the southern border. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Fasten your seat belt deep state. It's going to be a bumpy ride. It's the Rob Carson Show. Friday edition of the Rob Carson Show. You know, there's apparently no Kings rallies are coming back. These idiots, I've got actually friends on social media who are doing no Kings rallies.

13:38I'm like, you freaking morons. Honestly, if anybody is not behaving like a king, it's Donald Trump. Every time there's some sort of a court order or a Supreme Court ruling against his tariffs, he abides by it. And it's a joke. It's a joke. But Jim Gossett did a little parody for us about the no Kings protests as the President of the United States corrupt Kings rally day. Sored and said, what a bunch of losers. Most of them are unemployed. There they are. Rotatics. And also boozers. Look at they do weed. They think it's more weed actually. These protestors are so crazy. Not to mention they are very lazy. No Kings rally day. Deadbeats with a criminal history. The fact that they don't have a job is really not much of a mystery. They're all the same people

14:48and they just change their sides. Seven million, there's no way. Browse size. And saturated big time. And other sizes. Most of them were elderly and heavily. Medicated. There you go. So that is Jim Gossett. If you want to help them out, patreon.com. Jim Gossett comedy. Will Kane did a little piece on this. He's got a pretty good show about who's funding these protests. And I want to see Neville sing them extra-dined. I'm sure he won't be from China, but Neville sing them should be extra-dited to the United States for criminal trial. George Soros should be extra-dited from where the hell he is. We're out of the volcano that he lives under with his bald cat. Should be extra-dited to the United States for trial. Let's talk about the worldwide paid protest pipeline. Who's funding it and why? Because no matter the cost, anti-ice, pro-Palestine, pro-Aran, you'll see different signs. But it's the same

15:48script. Same people. And it's the same networks, the same organizers, the same graphics, the same font. Fox News Digital has been digging into this following the money. And a lot of it leads back to one man. Who is it? We've told you about him in the past. Tech Tycoon, American-born, Neville Roy Singham, who lives in Shanghai. Now, he allegedly poured millions. He's also married to the creator of the head of a code pink. It's into these networks to push an overtly pro-Chinese Communist Party interest. Yeah. And by the way, the Philadelphia protest, don't know, just played where they were cheering for the death of American soldiers. That's paid for by that SOB. And I met some of these punks the other day down here in Northern Virginia. And it was a lovely Friday night. And you know, everybody's enjoying the outdoors. And these morons just set up shop with bull horns. And he's the same damn signs as New York City. And I wasn't going to take it anymore. So I confronted him. I got right in the face of my phone. And I said, you are a bunch of children. And I yelled to the crowd, these guys are bought and paid for by Neville Singham and George Sorrows. They are being paid to be here. They're being paid. And then there

16:52were two adults like in their 40s. I said, you should be ashamed of yourself bringing these children out here. And one of the girls was actually sucking on a ring pop. You know, those little ring pops you used to buy for your toddler. And I'm like, you guys are just stupid ignorant children. They didn't come back. So what I did was I went home and I got on the Amazon. And I got two bull horns. I did. And I'm keeping them in my bronco buck. And if I see any no kingers out this weekend, I'm going to take my 5,000 watt sound system. My tailgate is a subwoofer. And I'm going to crank YMCA. You should do it too. Because I'm sick of this crap, particularly since it's being bought and paid for by by communist. So there you go. There you go. You know, I was reminded of an update we haven't done in a while. It's called the gender confusion update by my producer Ken, also known as redneck maghiver.

17:56So there's this lawyer in Oklahoma. Did you see this? Got arrested for contempt of court. Because this person is a woman child with a beard. It's a woman with a beard. It says he's a guy Rob Hopkins is what this guy calls himself or herself or whatever the hell. I have no idea. She's got a nine in a beard. There you go. You figure it out. Roll the dice. You figure it out. Anyway, she decided to get he decided whatever decided to get malady with the judge. And this is what happened. I wanted you to be exact paragraph. That's her education. Stop. Stop. Stop. You don't run to here. That's the judge going stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. You interrupt me one more time. You are being held in in direct contempt of court. I was again with my arguments. And I was this person sounds like a patchal in child. And then throws the your discriminating against me because I'm confused with a vagina and a beard. Okay, dropped his or his phone and it fell on the floor. I did not throw it.

19:00It fell off the bench. Please stop sitting. Things are not true, ma'am. Don't know because I'm a transgender attorney practicing all over the state. I don't know what you do. It's not that you do. See you decided to rub the transgender thing in the judge's face and the judge went non-angle play here. I don't know what you do ma'am. You do. You have just now a man you do. It's happened when we talked on the phone. This is as clear as the nose on my face. And then there's the other guy and the other attorney and they're going you're out of your mind. And this is when the the sergeant in arms or the you know the bail bond. I don't even know the guys in the courtroom police officers decide to arrest this person for contempt. This reminds me of a petulant toddler throwing a tantrum. It really does.

20:09I can't breathe. Wow. That reminds me of a petulant toddler at the grocery store throwing a tantrum on the floor trying to get as much as much attention as possible. And and I would be sitting. If I were then there I'd be laughing. I'd do everything I could just to make it feel even worse about being arrested. Be like, ah, look at you. You're getting dragged out of the courtroom just to make him feel even worse. There you go. That's our gender confusion update. That's about as confused as you get. And then pretty darn confused coming up. Christian Toto. Oh, Hollywood is losing something really, really, really big. Will they change their ways? I'm doubting it. This is the Rob Carson show.

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22:38I didn't realize that the no-kings protestor coming back, right? I guess they're going to be out this weekend. I don't know, since we have tomorrow night, it's going to be Saturday. I have no idea. But Bruce Springsteen is leading them by the way to hear about this. He says he doesn't care if he loses half of his fans. He says I'm ready for that. What kind of a musician? I guess he's got enough money in the back. He doesn't care, right? Well, he doesn't care. He doesn't care that he also charges fans crazy, exorbitant prices just to see him in concert. He is completely oblivious to the fact that most of his fans, those blue-collar people, can't afford his tickets and he doesn't really care. He hasn't fought against ticket master. He hasn't done anything to protect his fans from his ego. It's a sad state of affairs, but it's who he is today. He ain't what he used to be. He's not. I used to kind of like his music and then I got really tired of it. I think about right away when Born in the USA came and they just beat the snot out of on radio for about 30 years.

23:41Yeah, you know, I've never been a huge fan in certain songs I'd like. I'm born to run. It's just amazing. It doesn't matter. I recognize that he's been a significant artist and he's a rock and roll icon. I get that, but by golly, if you're going to go in this tirade, at least educate yourself. Maybe crack open up. Maybe read The Daily Wire or The Federalist or something and just know what's going on. Don't just keep taking one side of the story. And by the way, can you maybe pen a song about Lake and Riley or any of these countless people who they killed by legal immigrants? Maybe just bone up on the issues you're talking about before you go on tour. It's the very least you should do, but he can't. And then of course, also his tickets for his shows are absolutely outrageously expensive, which is kind of an oligarchic of him to do such a thing. I want to play this little sound. My Donald Trump went after Jimmy Kimmel. After Jimmy Kimmel said this about Mark Wayne Mullin. Jimmy Johnny, my dog, be with us much longer, but don't worry,

24:42Trump's got a whole new generation of thinkers lined up, including his career suicide. His newly confirmed secretary of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne, Chuck Mike Bruce Dave Mellon. Mount, maybe Mellon's better. He is the now former senator of Oklahoma. Before he was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne Mullin was a low level MMA fighter and a plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now. There you go. That's where he shows himself as a true elitist to me. Think about this AOC was a bartender for God's sake. And he has a problem with a plumber working up and becoming Mr. Smith in Washington DC. Again, he's just dumb. He hasn't learned what he's talking about. Mullin became a plumber. He took over the family business when his dad was sick and he took over the business, not just being a plumber, but actually working in this field when he was a very young man being responsible. And he's done other things in his life and he was a

25:43senator. He's going to do satire, political satire. You've got to know what you're talking about because when the facts aren't there, the field doesn't land. One other percent. I mean, he says this wacky uncle that shows up and is obsessed about a topic. You name your conspiracy, you name your topic. He's just running on and on. It's embarrassing. I'm feeling badly for Jimmy Kimmel. He's reached that level of his career. You just think, oh my gosh, isn't there anyone who loves him could pull him out of me? He gave me what's going on. He's got it straightened up. He's got another, well, now I guess probably nine months by this contract because he got a contract because ABC was so terrified of, they were just terrified of the backlash from firing him. They kept him on, but in his ratings went up that day that he came back and then it's been crap ever since. And gut felt is still just, you know, cold clock, cocking everybody. And you know the reason why gut felt and it's not just because he's conservative, okay? It's that he does it with a joyful heart. You watch gut felt. He delivers monologues that are fantastic, brilliant,

26:48pointed, awesome. And then it's just joyful. The whole damn show you got, you got, you know, the cast members, the regular ones, Kat and Tyrus. And they're always just funny. And then they bring in the comedian, you know, Jamie, whatever, Jamie Lizzo and all that. But they do it with joy. And that's what I try to do. That's what Limbaugh used to do. You got to have truth in your comedy. And then also you actually really have joy in your heart. And Jimmy Kimmel is a very dark person. He's just not funny anymore. He's not. And what gut felt does is they often it's agreed. Sometimes Kat will take gut felt to task about the certain things. She's more libertarian. He's more right leaning. You know, it's that kind of back and forth debate. It's that holding each other accountable. It's telling a joke that fails but having a good laugh along the way. It's self-defication. It's all the things that comedy, it makes comedy what it is. 100 percent. It's just it's a screed. It is. It is. I don't know. I know there's a place for

27:50comedy. I'm not sure late night particularly. But certainly there are plenty of platforms. I'm doing a comedy. You know, I do a lot of comedy on my show. My show is not exclusively comedy. I'm an entertainer. A little rush called himself an entertainer. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You can be an entertainer. You can be educated and you can have a good point like for instance Bill Maher. Let me give you a little sample a little bit of Bill Maher while I am why I'm becoming more of a fan still, you know, disagree on a lot of studies. A lot of things he's profoundly ignorant on. But I like that he has the balls to say stuff like this. Democrats must recognize that's a run mom Donnie is the future of the party. Unfortunately, it's the Republican party. We've run this experiment many times and the results are always obvious. Here's capitalist South Korea at night from space. Here's socialist North Korea. Dark. Yeah. In 1990, Venezuela was wealthier than Poland. But then Poland, finally free of Soviet style economics, went all in on capitalism. And now their economy is as big as Japan. And people there have

28:52information. Here's he's being appunded here. What are you going to do with cars? Keep going. Homes. Great thoughts. Meanwhile, Venezuela treated capitalism for Hugo Chavez's socialism for the 21st century. And a joke turned out to be like socialism in the last century or any century of king mess. There you go. So that's that's where Bill Maher is. He has common sense. He has a monocle of common sense. Constantly he's getting the Mark Twain humor reward. And I think I would go to the Kennedy Center and watch this. What do you think? Yeah, he deserves it. You know, listen, he deserves it for standing up for free speech for decades, for not wavering while all his colleagues have basically bent to knee at the woke mob. He calls that his own side. He's funny. I disagree sometimes. And I think he buys into some media narratives that kind of drive me crazy. But he's intellectually honest. He's not predictable. He's smart. And he's done it for decades. Those are all really good things and hard things. Yeah, I know you had to you had a story on the hollywoodiantoto.com. Why Bill Maher is the perfect choice for the Mark Twain prize. And I saw

29:56him do a comedy special in the 90s in St. Paul, Minnesota before he got hyper political. This is right around politically incorrect. And he ushered in that new show. And he invites people of different viewpoints on the show. And he's somehow able to corral them to not let him become free for all like it does so many times on CNN. You know, if you're watching their panels with Scott Jennings and these other idiots, it's just it's too much. Bill Maher manages to have a civil discussion with all of them. And I think he deserves the prize. I would. I would go to the Kennedy Center. The Trump Kennedy Center to see that. Christian Toto, I got a couple of other stories. I want to get to on the other side of the break. Can you hold on? Yes, of course. All right. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. It is a Rob Carson show more with Christian Toto. And a second gold is now above $4,500 an ounce. That's not bad. 45 25 is what it is. And you know, I was mentioned that, you know, the a lot of the buildings here in Washington, DC are made without structural metal. So the the Washington monument is basically a pile of stones held to the other by mortar. I mean,

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33:08ceremonies, the Cricks Choice Awards. Where was it? Which holiday and was it at? I had the best cupcake I've ever had in my life. I bet you did. I've been to the Oscars a number of times. I didn't go to the ceremony. But when I used to work for ABC radio here in Washington, they'd send me out to the Oscars and it was really fun because they, you know, he's on Hollywood Boulevard there and they bring in this football field of the worst pink red carpet you could ever imagine. It's absolutely the crappiest carpet. They literally cut it up and give it to homeless people. I don't even know. It's the worst carpet ever, but they bring all these, you know, ABC used it to bring in, you know, TV celebrities for some reason. Like Doris Roberts showed up. She was drinking a cabernet out of a drink glass when she showed up on my table. She was a blast, by the way. She was three sheets in the wind. That said, she was Doris Roberts was so cool. Oh my God, you have no idea Doris Roberts from everybody's lungs, Raymond. Oh my God. But anyway, I never

34:11got any of the ceremony, but I'd go, did go to the pantry. They're moving it from Hollywood. They're moving it to downtown LA nine miles away out of Hollywood. I don't know what kind of sense this makes. I don't know what exactly the deal is. It's going to be a downtown Dorothy Chandler, Pravillion, home of the LA opera. Did you hear about this? I did. It's not symbolic at all with Oh, okay. I was wondering and the Oscars themselves. Yeah, listen, it did, it was a rearranging the deck chairs and the Titanic at this point. A couple of years is going to be on YouTube, which is just a riot. But the latest Oscars came and went. It was 18 hours long last time I checked. It was raining, crashed once more, telling it even more of the people who ostensibly could go to the movies, would want to go to the movies. It is just an industry that is blinded by its own bigotry. And it's very frustrating for me and you because we love them. I know. I know. I will continue to celebrate the good, the good ones and crash on the bad ones, but I just wish this industry in total would get it back together because they're doing all the

35:14wrong things. You know, when I worked in music radio, I was writing for Rush Limbaugh and doing music radio, which is, you know, your typical Hollywood dish, big stunts, big events, you know, all of this stuff, giving away cars, giving away all the stuff. And I knew to stay away from politics. I absolutely, it was like, you don't curse on the air as a radio professional. There's a shut-off valve. When I put together IKEA furniture, I create a cloud of profanity that planes need to fly around. But when I'm on the air, when I'm on the air, I don't. But they just haven't figured it out. They're committing career suicide. Steven Colbert, prime example of this. And by the way, he's going to write the next Lord of the Rings. What's this all about? Do you know my dance? Well, it's obviously you do. It's on Hollywood and Toto. That's a perfect example. Listen, Steven Colbert has never written a main feature film script that I know of. He's done some TV work. Now, there's always a chance that he's a big token fan. There's always a chance. I'm not going to deny this that he could write a killer script and make a good movie. But the bottom line is he is

36:17alienated. What have the country, maybe more than have the country, maybe a little less than have the country. And you're making an expensive movie that you need every fanny and every seed possible to make them turn a profit. And you hire him who's going to make many, many, many people say, I am not going to the theater to see that. Why would you do that? Why would you shoot yourself in the foot? Because they don't even see it. They're just, they're just blinded by the bubble and they think, oh, Colbert, he's a funny guy. He must write a great script. Yeah, I don't know what business he has. I think in this one, actually, to keep the hobbits from coming under the possession of the ring, they're going to force a vaccine on all of them. And he'll be the anti-ring. That was maybe a stretch. One other thing you said, Barry, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice in a time capsule, not a good time travel movie, I guess. No, it's not. I love inspawn. There's nothing wrong with his performance. I know. It's got some time travel elements, some comedy, some action. Listen, my fellow critics like it far more than me. I found it very obvious. Kind of all the jokes are

37:19very forth and good. Yeah, I don't think I'm in my way. But don't know who this weekend is going to check it out. And if you're streaming, if you subscribe, there's no harm, no foul. Give it a chance and make you like it more than me. But I think I'll just watch another, watch old school again or watch dodgeball again for the 85th time. Kristen Donnell, thanks for joining me, man. Tell everybody where they can find your podcast also hollywoodintoto.com. Yep, it's a hollywood in total podcast on YouTube on iTunes, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast, video or audio. All right, have a glorious weekend. Kristen, I appreciate you. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. I got to share the story. Yesterday in the Orioles ballpark, a 109-year-old World War II veteran throughout the first pitch. Tonight on opening day, a dream come true. Tonight on Major League Baseball's opening day, meet 109-year-old Arthur Greene. Wow. Happy opening day to you, Arthur. Arthur is a lifelong Baltimore Orioles fan. The team asking him to throw out the honorary first

38:22pitch. All right, Arthur. It's your pitch. Here he is. Now Lee is Arthur a fan, but he's a hero serving in the army in World War 2 and the Korean War as Staff Sergeant and Platoon Leader. Through the years and through his service, playing baseball and never missing a game of his beloved Orioles. The team surprising him, making him fan of the year. We've learned about Arthur because his daughter, Myra, has worked here at ABC News for more than 40 years. That's pretty amazing. And when we learned of her father, I'm pretty amazing. 109 years old. He was a middle-aged when I was born. It's remarkable. It's a beautiful, beautiful story. I love the Orioles, by the way. I love Camden Yard's old deal. We're doing this October trip. October 25th through the 29th. You come to Washington, D.C. Hang with me. Guided tour of the U.S. Capitol, visit Arlington National Cemetery, changing of the art. Stand in awe at the towering figure of Abraham Lincoln, the Lincoln, Maura, all of it. Six meals, ground transportation, four nights, guides and gratuities.

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