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You can email but we start hour number three and we're joined right now by a former NBA guard.

A two time all American at Stanford. He finished his career in fact is the third all time leading

scorer in cardinal history. He played five years in the association for the sons, the pelicans

and the grizzlies. He is a college basketball analyst for Fox Sports and Westwood one sports.

I'm talking about Casey Jacobson Casey. It's becoming something of a tradition in the spring

to have you on to help us break down the brackets. Good to see him and how you doing.

So it's my favorite month of the year and I mean, you can call me anytime,

but I know I'm more valuable to you in March. You know what though? I like that access.

I will take you up on that. I appreciate that. All right. So Casey, let me start right here.

Iowa is not a cinder relis. Certainly not in the purest sense, but they are a nine seed

and they continue to really impressive run to the elite eight. What were your biggest takeaways

from the win against Nebraska? And then how do you think they match up with Illinois?

Well, I was the most surprising team in this field. No doubt. I did it. I covered an Iowa game

about a month ago. They got hammered at home by Purdue and I was like, might take

way after walking away from that game was like, I always had a pretty good season. They might

get in the tournament, but they might not a good solid year under first year head coach Ben McCullum,

but like nothing to write home about. And Jim, we are now seeing how this team has continued

to grind game after game week after week. They're getting better still, right? You can say,

you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but this team is still finding themselves and finding

stars. So we it first starts with their head coach Ben McCullum and their superstar Bennett

Sturts. And I don't know if you've talked about this on your show yet, Jim, but Bennett Sturts,

their point guard has played every second of all games in the tournament. So 120 minutes,

he has yet to commit a foul. So 120 minutes, zero fouls and one turnover. That is incredible.

He handles the ball the most. He shoots the most. So that's just amazing ball handling skills,

management skills. So tip of the cap to him. And then they found a surprise star in Alvaro

Fulgeris. He's the one that hit the three point shot to beat Florida. The last five games of

the regular season in the conference tournament, Fulgeris had not reached double figures one time.

And in three tournament games, Fulgeris has reached double figures every single game. And it's now

became become like an inside out big man. He's six, ten can shoot threes, dunks at the rim.

Really incredible. Like to see a guy like that rise up. He's a junior. But like I just didn't see

I didn't know if he had this in him. And so really fun to watch them. They now are playing with

house money. Nothing to lose. Casey Jacobson joining us. Casey to answer your question. I absolutely

talked about that status. Incredible. Like I mentioned that he may not been a minute dominate

every single minute, but he plays every single minute. He he never gets comes off the floor

actually. And to your point that this guy's committed no fouls and one turnover and has not

come off the floor yet is absolutely insane. We've hit on that.

And for the record, I committed about my entire college career. Three years of Stanford,

the referees called a few, but I committed no fouls. You've never committed a foul.

Dude, I watch you in college. You've never committed a foul ever, ever, ever. Not your NBA career,

either. Casey in fact, speaking NBA like I love Fred Hoyberg. And if memory serves you played

at the same time in the league, the Fred played. Everybody loves Fred. I hate that I even have to go

there. But how in the world do you come out of a timeout with four guys on the floor defensively?

Yeah. So this is an interesting topic and I'd like to address it. So thanks for the opportunity

here. You know, I played basketball at every level. There is almost except for the NBA G league,

I guess. And I have played in games where this scenario has happened, Jim, but I have not played

where the scenario where the ball was actually inbounded. So this has happened. I say if I had a guest

three or four times in my career where we break a cuddle and there is a miscommunication on who

was being taken out of the game and who is still in the game. This is not as uncommon as some would

think. The thing that is very uncommon is that let's say, Jim, I didn't put a stopwatch to it,

but when the the huddle broke and by the time the actual play started, let's call it 30 to 40 seconds.

In that amount of time, the coach, Fred Hoyberg, his assistant coaches, by the way, you know,

this part of their job as well, the players in the game, the players not in the game and the referees.

Nobody in that 30 to 40 seconds figured it out because if one person, if one assistant coach,

one player on the bench and one referee figures it out, then we are not talking about this.

I have a couple of times I know that when it happened when I was in a game, the referees caught it

and they just casually mentioned, hey coach, you only have four and they go, oh yeah, my bad,

let's throw another play out there and they inbound the ball and the fans or anybody watching on TV

has no idea. So there was a lot of things like almost a perfect storm of events that would have

had to have happened. I don't like say Fred Hoyberg, you're an idiot. That's not how I would view

this. An unfortunate mistake that happens on occasion, just really unlucky that nobody caught it

and corrected it. That's my thing. That's a great breakdown. Casey Jacobson joining us.

I said the same thing like, all right, so you break the huddle four guys are out there. How did

nobody know? How did nobody know? All right, so Fred didn't know, okay, nobody on the bench new,

nobody on the floor knew and the referees, I mean, they could bail you out, but it's not their job

to bail you out, right? Like they would have done him a real assault of the said, hey coach,

by the way, you got four guys out there, but to your point 30, 40 seconds, how in the world can

nobody count to five? It's not even like the NFL, right? We got 11 guys on the field and maybe

you got 10 guys out there. Five, you're looking to match up. How does nobody know? It's just too bad,

right? And their best season ever, ever, ever, ever that that game comes down to that. So that's

unfortunate. I'm glad that you did address that. So that's how that happens. Casey, what about

tonight? So you got St. John's and you got Duke. What a great match up that is. Let me ask you this.

Rick Patino made this point. He's not the only one saying it that because the way the game is

set up right now, there are no more blue bloods. There are no more blue bloods. Do you agree with that?

No, I don't agree with that. There are blue bloods. They mostly gym have more money than everybody

else. Kentucky, Kansas, Duke. They have more money. They are blue bloods. It's just that there are

other teams that have almost as much money as if that's the best way to say it. Like an example

would be like Texas Tech, who did lose one of their best players, JT Topin about a month ago,

but Texas Tech was one of the biggest spenders in the country and they were one of the better teams

in America. Top 15 team in the country and Texas Tech, not a traditional power, but they're like an

example of like if you want to spend a lot of money, you can absolutely rise up the level. So

I think I never ever ever ever interrupt to get some so sorry, but I just want to ask about

tech because you brought that up. Can you remember a time like you and I go back in the day? Can

you remember a time when like when Bob Knight was there, it's like, hey, you don't want to go to

love it, man. You don't want to go to love it. That's an outpost. I went there a few years back.

Chris Beard had me in there and I was looking around like going, damn, this is not the way I pictured

loving. This is not the way love it was always described to me, but isn't amazing how dramatically

things have changed that back in the day, man, you did not want to go to love it. That was an outpost.

This is actually a pretty damn good place to be right now. The great place to be. They have great

resources. Jim, this is a university athletically is all in are all in football, all in on basketball.

Their facilities are second to none. And so yeah, you know, love it may not be where I want to retire.

I'd rather be in LA or San Diego. However, for, you know, two, three or four years of college

basketball or college football, love it's a really fun place to be where the fans are into it.

Small college town, but they spare no expense. So it to me. So going back to the original question,

it's just we what Rick Bettino was saying is there's no more blue bloods. That's that's only a half

truth. The other half truth is the NIL era that we are in now combined with the transfer portal

era has completely or not completely, but mostly even the playing field. So no longer can Kansas

just put a starting five with five NBA players on it. That's just not really possible,

because those other players are going to be recruited by Duke and St. John's and and Texas tech

and they're going to be offered more money than Kansas would offer them. And that's going to rule

the day. So what about St. John's? It seems like you tell me otherwise. They don't shoot the ball

very well. Yet here we are, right? Thirty wins. They're right there. They're in this thing.

They've got a shot tonight against Duke. Can you see a path whereby they could win that game?

Oh, most definitely. So St. John's is the eighth ranked defense in the country. According to

Ken Palm, that just, but just alone that Jim will give them a chance to win any game they play.

However, what's important to know about St. John's defense if you haven't seen them play before

is they have to create turnovers. They have to be disruptive. I always talk about the best

version of St. John's is when they're on the defense. It seems like they're playing with six guys

rather than five and they're flying around the floor. That is often better achieved when they're

at home, when in Mass and Square Garden where they have their fans behind them. It's harder to do

on a neutral floor. St. John's went o and four in the non-conference and either on road or

neutral floor games against ranked teams and they couldn't generate that same defensive intensity.

But this team still absolutely has a chance to beat Duke. I would say the strength of St. John's

team overall, besides their defense, is their front court, Zubie edge, four, Bryce Hopkins and

Dylan Mitchell. Dylan's like a hybrid big man, like a guard and a forward. Those three guys have

to do their job and be excellent, compete on the glass and try and contain Cameron Booser of Duke.

But yes, this Duke team has not looked themselves so far in this tournament. And again, I'll mention it

before, or I'll mention it again, St. John says nothing to lose. That there is absolutely something

to that. When you're a team that has talent and athleticism, but everybody in the country expects

you to lose, you can just go out and let it all hang. And that'll be powerful for St. John's.

Casey Jacobson joining us. Casey mentioned Cameron Booser. Let me follow you up on that really

quickly. I mean, he is uncommon. He is really uncommon amongst the uncommon. We're talking about

freshmen who was named the national player of the year and the freshman of the year by the US

Basketball Riders Association. This is an amazing draft class. Where would you slot him in this draft

class? Yeah, I would put him put him third. So maybe second or third, I think AJ D'Bonza would be

my number one pick. I know that BYU didn't win as many games as they probably should have. That's

not all on AJ. They had our injury to Richie Saunders. And just defensively BYU wasn't great. But

AJ was. He was consistently awesome. And Jim, what works in college? You know this. You've

covered sports forever. What works in college doesn't always translate to the NBA. I would be a

very good example. I was a two-time all-american in college, yet I go to the NBA and I have a harder

time creating my own shot. I'm not as good athletically. In fact, I was probably from an NBA

perspective. I was below average athletically. But in college, I wasn't. You can say the same

in certain aspects about Cameron Booser when you project him to be an NBA player. He lacks like

elite athleticism, but he's massive. He's 6'11", 250 pounds, and he has all the skills. He can

shoot him almost 40% from three this year and he takes a good amount of them too. But it is fair

to say that he bullies guys in college in a way that is hard for me to imagine he would do the same

in the NBA level. So I think that's a fair criticism. Still wouldn't deter me from taking

them outside of the top three. I'm just saying it is a fair criticism. But if I could just end with

this on Cameron Booser from a college perspective, Jim, how much respect I have for a guy who came in

with large shoes to fill? Cooper Flag was the player of the year last year, did a little bit of

everything for Duke. And I talked to myself, there's no way. As good as Cameron Booser is in high

school, there's no way he can be as good as Cooper Flag was. And statistically he's been better.

That's remarkable to me. And he's been consistent. So there's a lot of really good players in college.

But the difference between good players and great players to me isn't skill or athleticism

is consistency. Can you bring it every night? Can you score 22 points every night? And Cameron Booser

has done that and done something. Casey Jacobsen joining us. I'm trying to be really respectful

for you at time. But this stuff is so good. Can I ask you this? Like Stanford, you're on the

moder is in the ACC. So you know this conference. You know this conference now is where does that

seems? What about North Carolina? Where do you think they go to get their next head coach?

You've seen them. You know what they're about? Where should they go to get their next head coach?

Well, if you and I can agree that Carolina is a top three job in the sport. I mean, that

worst. It's a top five job in the sport. Then they should be calling anyone and

whether they have a job at the NBA level or the college level that they think could win there.

What sometimes I get frustrated about you with these head coaching searches, especially at

that really, really high level is all of these programs want to talk about how special they are.

And how no one outside of the bubble understands what we're about. Stanford has done this too.

Over years. But if your job is awesome, then go out and get an awesome coach. I could care less

if he has any connection with North Carolina or Stanford or Europe. I don't care. It doesn't

matter. My coach at Stanford was Mike Montgomery, a Hall of Famer. He went to school at Long Beach

State and he previously coached at Montana. And he jokingly says that he was not smart enough

ever to get into Stanford. But the dude could coach. Okay. That's all that matters. So go outside

of your North Carolina family. It's okay. Call Billy Donovan. He has absolutely done it before

Florida. He's floundering or maybe that's a too harsh of a word in the NBA. Chicago Bulls really

aren't going anywhere. I think he would absolutely think about it. I believe he would take the call.

He would think about it. Outside of that, you know, I hear Tommy Lloyd's name being thrown around

at Arizona, which is really interesting. He's never made it to this level, right? Like the elite

eight where Arizona's at is the first time Tommy Lloyd as a head coach is coaching the elite eight.

So it's an interesting one, but not back. So I think Arizona might cut down the nets this year.

And I absolutely do think that Tommy Lloyd and anybody should take that phone call. One other name.

I think NATO should get a call. What he's done at Alabama is truly remarkable.

They're not always buttoned up defensively offensively. They're a they're a firework show. I think with

even better talent at North Carolina, he could be he's definitely a top five coach in my mind.

Hey, Kasey Shagged Gritty. You mentioned it. See, I'm trained to follow. I'm one of those

weird people, Kasey. I listen to what my guests say. So when you say Alabama, I naturally think

to myself, Oh, Alabama's playing Michigan. They probably have to shoot the hell out of it and make

their threes to win that game. Why don't you leave us with that? Can they make enough threes?

Can they shoot the ball well enough to beat Michigan?

So they can, but we're talking world. I have to set the number at like 18. Now, now Alabama made 19

last game. They blew out Texas tech to make 19 threes. They need to make at least 18. But I

don't I wouldn't say that that guarantees them a win. Jim, this Michigan team is so good defending

around the rim. And oh, yeah, Alabama's not very good defensively. Their outside is up 40

nationally. They have to guard Michigan as well, who's a much better offensive team now than

Texas tech. Well, it's last round. They got Yaxxel and the board versatile forward that can shoot

the three or post you up. They have shooters in the Murray Burnett as a senior Elliott Kado

at the point guard spot. You have to guard him too. So like Alabama's really explosive offensively

but very average defensively. Michigan's explosive both sides of the ball. So on paper,

this could be a 20 point blowout unless Alabama makes 18 or more threes to me. It's the only shot

they have. Casey, right. I should not wait till March to call you up. I appreciate that very much.

Dude, started to keep you so long, but you were that good. I had to I had to hold on to that as long

as I possibly good. Casey, appreciate you man. Great job. Always good to be with you Jim. Have a good

see you. Casey Jacobson, Stanford man, breaking it down. Hey, when you get a good analyst and

you have a conversation like that, you get good intel and get good data. And you're a host, you

hold on to that as long as you possibly can. So my thanks to him, former NBA guard played his

college ball at Stanford and by the way, by the way, that to the question of how does that happen

to Nebraska, he answered it. He goes, I've seen it before. I've seen teams try to take the floor

with four guys before, but I've never seen it actually bleed into the play and the game itself

because somebody inevitable. We will say, hey, hold up. Hold up. We've only got four guys.

He said what I don't understand is he goes, I'm not going to put that on the head coach.

It's not all on Fred, but how is it that Fred and none of his assistants and nobody on the bench

and nobody on the floor? How is it over a course of 30 to 40 seconds? Nobody realized we only have

four guys. He goes, I understand miscommunication and four guys ending up on the floor. But what I

don't understand is why nobody saw it and nobody said anything. And he did mention the refs.

He goes, sometimes the reps will say, hey, coach, you only got four guys. All right, we'll break.

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I mean really there is no good news but you know me I try to find the positive and everything.

Good news here. The way I see it we no longer have to have this lame conversation about whether or

not Tiger Woods is going to play in the masters and how he might do in the masters and could he

catch the lightning in a bottle and win the masters like this will here won't he? I'd already

said this long before what I'm about to tell you happened. I've been saying this now for a week

week and a half. I'm not getting hooked by this. I'm not getting caught up in this. We're not

having that conversation of will he or won't he and how does he look because that conversation

stopped making sense to me years ago. So the good news is we don't have to have that conversation now

because the bad news TMZ breaking Tiger Woods has been arrested for DUI after his rollover crash

in Florida. All right so let me just stop right there for a minute.

We have the story the Tiger Woods have been involved in another rollover crash. All right we have

the one in LA and now we have the one in Florida and I'm thinking to myself do you even know anybody

of all the people you know have you ever even known one person to be involved in a quote rollover

not a fender bender not even an accident or a collision but a rollover crash. That's really

significant. It's true for me. This is it's true for him. That's twice down that's happened.

Like nothing good has happened to this guy in a car since that ill-fated night back in the day

when he tried to back his escalate out and Ewan was chasing him with a nine. That guy should have

known at that point never to drive ever again because nothing good has happened since then with

him behind the wheel of a car. So now we have this arrested for DUI. There's more at Adam Shifter

quote Tiger Woods was arrested and charged with DUI property damage and refusal to submit

it per the Martin County Sheriff in Florida. Okay arrested and charged with DUI and refusal to

submit. What does that mean? Here's something else at Jeff Darlington posted Tiger Woods was

arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence following a rollover accident according to

authorities officers on the scene determined he exhibited signs of impairment official say

Woods did not test positive for alcohol but he refused to submit to your analysis that would

have determined whether other substances were in his system. He will be held for a minimum of

eight hours. All right so he did not test positive for alcohol but refused to submit to a

your analysis that would have determined whether substances were in his system. All right so I don't

know exactly what happened but why don't we try to connect the lines here. He wasn't drinking. He

did not test positive for alcohol but he rolled his vehicle and authorities on the scene

determined that there was some impairment or they thought there was some impairment so they

asked him to submit to your analysis. He would not do that. So why would you not do that?

Well logically why would you not do that if you had nothing to hide and there was nothing in your

system. It's a fair question. I'm not saying there was something in his system. I'm asking if

there was nothing in your system. Why would you not submit to your analysis. Your analysis.

All right so then what was in his system. I don't know. You know my thing is golf is not the thing.

We don't need to be having this conversation. Is he will he won't he? How's he gonna play?

How is he hit him? Man he looks good. Could he could have happened again? You know bro you should

get yourself some help. Clearly you need some help. I think rather than

being out there grinding away doing whatever it is he's doing to get ready for the majors because

he's only about the majors. I don't know. It seems to me like you got some other more pressing issues

than golf. Maybe you address those issues because you know what bad enough that you're out there

driving around quote impaired. If that's what's going on. Never mind the damage that you might do

to yourself. Hey cat. We don't need you taking somebody else with you. So if you're not gonna do

it for you. Do it for the rest of us. They might be on the road. The same time you're on the road.

Get some help. I mean Johnny Manzel is out here dunking on you. Manzel quote somebody tell Tiger

about Waymo. This is insane. Hope he's all right. With a Tiger emoji.

If Johnny Manzel thinks it's insane. Damn damn Tiger. Look what's come to. Johnny Manzel is

out here dunking on you saying this is insane. He's not wrong. It's just I don't know that he's

be the guy saying it. So we will keep looking for that. Once again did not test positive for alcohol

but reportedly refused to submit to a urinalysis that would have determined whether other substances

were in his system. So the guy might be doing something taking something that he should not be

taking and it could be impacting his ability to maneuver a vehicle. Hence he rolled it.

And here come the clones. Here come the clones starting with V. V in the V quote. Time to DUI.

I just read it the way he wrote it. Time to DUI. So in Tiger Woods every time he takes the driver's seat.

Seriously, bro, you are so rich. Get a driver. Get a driver and then address whatever it is.

You're allegedly not letting us know is in your system. My advice to you not not Jim Calhoun.

My advice to you. Shut up. No, not that. My advice to you.

Higher a driver and get help for whatever it is that's in your system that you don't want us to know

about allegedly. That's my advice to you. Brian C in SP. Jim at least some houses did not jump

in front of Tiger while he was driving under the influence. Sound the piano man. No, look on a

serious note. At least other cars did not jump in front of him. At least other pedestrians

did not jump in front of him. At least nobody or anything jumped in front of him. If he jumped

another curb. I mean, seriously, Johnny Scabs. This brought out Scabs. Tiger may never catch Jack

for the measures record, but it's a few DUIs away from the celebrity record. Scabs, who holds

that record? And why are we talking? Scabs, what are you doing here, even?

So there you go. That that's the latest involving Tiger Woods. So so TMZ originally had

a witness saying Tiger Woods was seen walking around.

Yeah, I guess he's capable of walking around, but he should not be driving around.

Not if he's rolling his vehicle and not submitting to a urinalysis. So authorities can find out

what he may or may not have in his system. Here we go again. All right, when we come back, your

reaction, Alvis got a week it was. How about some ATPs? Not to wait for that ATP. Ask the pros,

but that is the latest Tiger Woods arrested on DUI and refusal to submit after rolling his vehicle

again. Make you remember the conversation we're back in the day was not will he run down Jack?

But how many will he blow by Jack with? Will he run down Jack? Now the conversation is will he

run down one of us? Get help. Get a driver. Get help.

Conversation. Will he run down Jack? Hell, man, I'm afraid he's going to run down me or you?

Will he run down one of us? That's your conversation. Now will he run down Jack? Will he run down

a pet? Will he run down somebody else on the road? Sit in.

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Howdy James. Since we know the Hooch wasn't involved in the cat's most recent rollover,

does your celebrity drunk bus also cover quailudes or whatever the hell else this guy was on?

War never seeing cat in your rear view mirror mate.

Yeah, no, I don't cover that. That's celebrity drunk bus thing that I had back in the day.

That was just a joke. I don't really do that. No, I wonder, he by floor to law, apparently,

he is going to be detained for eight hours. So they've got him. Now, I would imagine he's not

quote, behind bars for eight hours. I don't know what a tiger woods detention looks like.

He's probably one of those little interrogation rooms that you always see on 48 hours

where there's a detective who's just open your grill. He's probably there by himself,

probably gets whenever he wants. They try to make you feel comfortable. They try to kind of,

they try to gain your trust. Like, can I get anything to drink? Yeah, Coke would be nice. Great.

Can I get anything to eat? Yeah. Sounds should be great. Okay, so tell me about that night.

What happened that night? Can I get a cup of coffee? Sure. Sure. What happened that night

when that that family got hacked up? We gave you a coke, start talking. You got your sando

from the vending machine. Did you cut that guy's head off or not?

So anyway, he he's being detained for eight hours. This whole thing about tight,

it's just incredible. Like, are you going to run down Jack? Is he going to run down Jack?

Tiger's got 14 majors. Is he going to run down Jack? Well, yes. If Jack is crossing the

crosswalk right around the time Tiger's driving, he's going to run down Jack and everybody else.

See, what else do we have here for ATPs? Here's old Tina. Tina is back for more. Mr. Rome,

can you explain the Alvin hump joke? I must have missed it. When did Alvin's

non-trogen extracurricular activities become such a topic in the jungle? War lady clones,

war jungle Tourette's acting up during work and nobody understands me. Sincerely Tina from

Arizona. No war beans. All right, so good. She stopped self-glossing. That's good. When did that

become a thing? Tina? The day I met Alvin. Why is that a thing? Because he humps a lot, Tina.

So where's that wish? Everybody else a happy hump day on Wednesday? I can wish Alvin a happy

hump day every day. Hump day. Let's go. By the way, Friday. It's Friday. I'll be happy hump day.

Romy, now that you and Dr. Janneau are country bumpkins and you live in the sticks,

do you hit up Javier's on the reg or have you found a new joint closer to home?

Sign Ben in San Antonio. All right, so you know what we did last weekend, believe it or not? You

know what DJ and I were watching games last weekend? Nix. Nix. The same Nix that Josh Allen tried to

argue with me about and try to say it was better than Javier's. We went to the one that's Mexican food.

So South of Nix. I got a pick of the three-inch allotters that I had. We went. So DJ and I went to

South of Nix to watch games. And by the way, it was a good experience. It was a good experience.

It's not Javier's. It's still not Javier's, but it was a good experience. And that's where we went to

watch games. Saturday. Yet. No, San Clemente. No, it's the Tommy and I are talking right now.

Tommy went the day after. So no, but that that was DJ's idea. DJ wanted to go watch games and believe me,

DJ wants to go to regions to watch games. DJ wants to go to games. But short of that, she wanted to know

where we could watch games and was her idea. So we went there. That did not replace Javier's.

In fact, not it's not even closer than Javier's. We just want to change up. So we still go to Javier's.

And where we live right now, dude, there, there is nothing. It doesn't matter where you live.

Nothing's as good as Javier's. So the answer is no. We don't go quite as often, but we go

whenever we can. And certainly for any big, big experience or big engagement or big date, for sure.

Javier, are you ready? If you're ready, can you please do your thing?

This is the gym room. Welcome to the program. What's going on?

A very good Monday to you. I'm Jim Rome. Nice to have you here. Hope you had a great weekend.

Hope you week's up to a good start. No shortage of haters. Trying to come out and say you see

Rome, you see the tournament is not the best thing in the world. Hey, Rome, where is the chaos?

Where are the Cinderella's? Listen, my response to that.

And he proved it. I'm just happy to win in where I would not be on the flight home packed in

New York. I love the jungle. I love everybody in it. Let's go. Let's go. I'm taking you joy

by Tommy. I love being on the show and I don't mind you running me down, but why do you have to show

me those highlights of the beat jump in California? You know, you could have put something else on

the board. Look out at the snow right now. Half court heat. Like the manual buzz from the jungle

karma. Shots of heat. Yes, it did rattle around. It wasn't like the jungle karma. Shurros

Barclay. I played for son. It's me up. He was cheap. We got a few hundred dollar handshake.

That was it. We were racing out of the gym to get those hundred dollar handshake.

Feedback like a way everybody can tell you know we did. Okay, let's do this. Wait a minute.

Why stop there? If we're going to do it in public, why don't we find ourselves a deceased canine?

Okay. Okay. Kinky. Kinky. Everybody. I'm Dayton Lover and I'm a professional

criminal murderer. Yes. Allegedly. The way to go ESPN, telling that partwarming, emotional,

inspirational story of a future alleged cold-blooded murderer. Allegedly. It's a good thing

Dahmer didn't play shuffle boy. Otherwise ESPN would have had him on Sunday night conversation.

What is that? Seriously. How did they cuff him? I mean, gray point.

Hit the crap. I don't know, bro. Did you just put him in a bag?

In fairness, we got to look at where the nubs are and the nubs are clearly past the line.

You guys were not doing that. We're not illustrating where he's passed the line.

We are joined right now by Ben McCollum. One of my favorite episodes of yours is the softball guy.

It was I not right about softball guy. Oh, I tried to be softball. I didn't have the

baseball bats, but I mashed, you know, your high level in my book.

Creepy as hell. Freaking sex offenders. Driving those ice-cream trucks. Why do you think the music

was so loud? To muffle the sound of whatever was going on in the back of that truck?

Of course I'm talking about my guy Sean Casey.

Only I expect it, bro. Every opening day, Jim Robes talk Casey's got to collide.

Orson's man, I'm so glad to be here, brother.

Was the job open there, huh?

No, so why would I'm not?

This was not a one-year project.

All right, we're already talking about next year with the administration.

I work for NC State.

Look, we're going to win and we're going to win big at NC State.

Huh?

Ha!

Wait, perhaps we can arrange a meet.

Where are you?

At the main office on campus.

I doubt that. Why would you doubt that?

If you were at the campus office, you would be having this conversation.

Roasty!

Whatcha beef?

Unwar, washed-up, flandering, has been.

Yeah, people that plan the construction projects on the highway.

Caused a five-mile backup.

Plan better yet, cool.

The only place that a heaven-raced price is their Costco's $1.50

hot dog $20 lap dance set to strip clubs.

He gives me seven pockets each.

You know those little pockets?

There's like 40 slices.

You jerk! Now the customer is going to blame me!

My beef is what people call hot dogs glizzies.

They're not glizzies. They're hot dogs.

What I am going to go do is order a bunch of glizzies with ketchup.

And I'm going to order them and call them glizzies.

They say, what are you doing?

We are calling me to ask me what I'm doing.

I don't want to tell you what I'm doing.

And maybe you don't even want to know what I'm doing.

Why are you asking me what I'm doing?

You call me, homie, what's wrong?

Alex Hansel only joins me for a few more moments.

I'm excited to be on the same side of his team.

You covered it?

Yeah!

You're getting trouble, my mom's very good at it.

It's not just about responding to one individual,

but it's about throwing out big picture, comments, or questions, or thoughts

that everybody can see and everybody can take.

Get help. Get a driver.

Well, he'd run down Jack conversation.

Hell, man, I'm afraid he's going to run down me or you.

Oh!

I'm going to make some excuses.

Shoot, baby!

Thank you, Jim. Always great being on the Ark.

Come on anytime, all right?

He's a battle.

That robot's going to take on Reacher, man.

I mean, call me any time, but I know I'm more valuable to you in my war.

Sprinkles in Bichita.

Pimpin is Corn Wheat.

Put Dora on the Bichita whole stroll.

Fimpin the brass.

You're the best, Roby. Thanks, brother.

It's you, man.

Huh? Huh?

Allegedly.

Good night, now!

I'll be...

Is consistent as they come.

If there's one lock on this program,

you don't even know what you're going to get day to day.

Then we're going to get here and we're going to put it in,

get it in, and hopefully it works out.

Alvy, though, every single Friday has a crushing week there was.

It always crushes. It always works.

All right.

Huge call today is brought to you by...

Thank you.

You're welcome, Alvy.

Happy Humpty, Alvy.

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We had Kurt Warner in our number one,

Casey Jacobson in our number three.

I want to thank the XR4 Ti for getting it done.

Now, we're not done.

We have the after hour. That's coming up next.

Adam Rank is going to join me momentarily.

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