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We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, portless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of a legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate under achievement. In all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. We all know. Let's make it together! Bob!!! What's up, Sept 20th, 1936, Fight! This was New Year's Day on March 26th, 2026. 2026 year of our Lord. Thank you for drawing on us. Yo, 26 26 26

What's crap in it? How are you guys doing? Oh, we well. Yes. Yo, that means tomorrow's gonna be 27-26 Right, masses meet up, you know, you know, it's funny to the 26 6-7. I don't know what 27 it yes, I don't know that joke, but they do it on SpongeBob never laughs their ass off. What's funnier than 2026? There's an it's a number joke. I don't know. I don't know. The kids get that the kids thought that was hilarious. They look they're like wrong number. Oh, wrong numbers, give it a toilet. I don't understand the joke. I don't either. SpongeBob makes about being 25 being funnier than 24. Yep, he goes hey Hey, Patrick, you know, it's funnier than 24 and then he goes what? And then he goes 25 and then they lose their damn mind. They stink. At least people on Reddit think it's because cartoon network used to be on Channel 24 And Nickelodeon was on Channel 25

Hence what's funnier than 24 is 25, but they wouldn't be the same everywhere. Yeah, cuz mine wasn't mine was 31 or something and then it was like 34. I mean if I can remember that Yeah, Nickelodeon was 34 discovery was 32 communist intro was 50. Yeah Yeah, history channel was 62. So I don't I can't I can't I can't go with that one. I didn't watch any of the sports ones Those are the most those are my mouth watching. Oh MTV was 28 and then VHN was VH1 was 29. Yes, cuz and then 30 was Silk stockings with 90 USA was 31. You said 31. 45 was TNT wrestling. Yeah, TBS 16. It's memories. Yep 21 FX. Oh, yeah, 21 was FX depending where you were 15 HBO. Oh We don't have HBO. No, no, just that's what I think that's just what it was because it was on the you'd see it on the the guy

We had three five and nine, but yeah, but TBS was 10 right with that number 10. Yeah, well good morning everybody happy Thursday Thursday means cocoa puffs 10 at 7 Tell y'all about that or I'll be stay standing for the entire day. Why the preemptive strike to not sit down Every time I sit down apparently I fall asleep. Yeah, like Rapunzel or or sleeping beauty. Oh lifetime was channel 30 Like the lifetime movies because that made the sense the transition from 29 to 30 was an easy mom back and forth. Yep mom Could watch your VH1 Bon Jovi videos. Yep, and then also get a lifetime true story. Mm-hmm. Little picture picture. Mm-hmm 51 cartoon network coming in. Yep We all remember our numbers see Yeah, Cody sat down apparently yesterday and Just rested his eyes for a minute. I put my legs up to digest my food. Good. What was the food? Checking in Tado's nice good convoy did burgers last night very proud. I was I was going on I was like, yeah, there'll be other days. Mm-hmm. The black stone stuff. So I was gonna make candy. He's some of it

So you sit down and watch what's your best guess of time frame? It was like Six early six something when I when I swung my legs up because An episode of some rent like Bob's burgers. I'm I just started. Sure. So I swung my legs up and And then all of a sudden I was that you know that awesome mover you're facing the couch Yeah, you roll into the couch for ultimate napping. So I open my eyes and I'm doing that and I'm like whoa Whoa, I out loud went whoop careful with that did it can't be doing that and I rolled back over and like stood up and It was not when I looked and I was like It is dark and I looked at my phone and it said like Like 1050 something on it and I just went What in Elser was sitting just kind of like Just on the floor staring at me like Maybe we you pop me outside Sleep for five hours. Yeah, that was it. I'll sleep you boy. So then could you fall back asleep? Have you took Elser out?

Yeah, it was it was I was like just go right back. Just put your Like I'll just have to take quick pee and then we're gonna go You said you got like 10 or 11 hours of sleep last night, right? And it's like the optics now. I feel sleepy. You do up too much. I got more than my four hours That's the problem when you get your body just needed it when you start the week out with the Stupid basketball not getting over till midnight on Sunday while you're gonna You have a bad time today because it's a lot of baseball Then a lot of basketball. Yeah, the basketball is what's gonna get me Okay, but the baseball no your braves. I'll watch like little bits, but I'll be under in the day You know, maybe I'll pop a nap if need be just to try to counter act to the stabbing to stab until midnight Absolutely because of the those games dude you don't be trampled those are the best you time. I absolutely time travel because there's no Way bro, I'm telling you I it was instantaneous Where I'm sitting on the couch kick your feet up and you're out. Yep, and I just I was doing this move

Yeah, I'll just like fashion TV just raston the next cross next thing I knew It was that dude. I love it. My arms are still cross. I love it. Tax line says it was a glitch in the simulation You just glitched out. Yep. No, I love it dude woke up was like oh After something about that Did you did you was there like 30 panic tax from people your mother anybody lucky for you? No, no, no, no, no, Cody. I'm standing in the police. Where's the police? Well, I should get to obviously coca-puff will talk about that. We're gonna do our march sadness bracket today Brought to you by Fisk electric that will be coming up trying to find Photo of this before I play the clip and I can't find it yet hot Well, I believe that everybody has a chance to redeem themselves But once you're arrested for the 98th time maybe something's gotta be I don't maybe yeah Maybe it maybe a free life ain't for you, bud. That's why I'll see that's like those like You see that with unfortunately homeless people and stuff like that. Yeah, there's nothing

That's just their their life Getting arrested being a jail and getting out. Yeah, there's no photo of it because even this article says that they'd like to see what they're talking about All right, here's the article. All right, so we're in Florida. No, we're in Washington state We're in Washington state Where a man was arrested for the 98th time This time it was for theft and drugs. Yeah, but he also had earlier and this is what I want to see in the report it said quote a Custom-bong device built into his dashboard so he could smoke drugs while driving Coco do not no, that's the Still illegal, but I want to know what that looks like, right? But again, what do we always say if you use that for good instead of evil look How innovative you are? No, you don't need to be keep getting popped you could be doing good things Show me your hands turn around stay right there. Do not move if you move force will be used against you Yeah, you're gonna get teased and bit by dog. You understand?

I Apparently that is one of the things he broke one law he broke he ran so we got to have either dog No, the building a custom-bong into your dash is illegal. Yeah, you can you can That was one of the charges The unidentified man and his Female who was just in the passenger seat Bunker take the bunker got pulled over you heard the guys trying to run getting a little bit of trouble That's a one point he's driving a hundred miles an hour Ford F-150 truck was abandoned on the side of the road truck was searched They found thousands of dollars worth of stolen merchandise Now heroin No, damn and that custom-bong device built into the dashboard that we'd really like to see what he's what they're doing Not that I can don't this behavior, but that guy's got a good drug dealer Have all that One maybe he's the dealer and he's just driving around with all that stuff, which then he is a bad drug dealer to get Boston

Yeah, I'm like what what does he have that's thousands of dollars in merchandise probably from other Is that's from numerous businesses? You know, but like wonder what I just don't add up to a that's a thousands of dollars I don't know if there's any rehabilitating this guy after 98 arrests man. He doesn't get it He is a a lost cause And you don't know is there something about him? Is there a mental health thing with him is it like I just think you like crime and Yeah, he's just I think it likes crime is he's just a just a douchebag said that Yeah, we sure it's not Florida. No, I'm sure Washington Is it like Washington County Florida? He's been booked on multiple charges before including Dewey's alluding possession of narcotics Yeah, he's also facing those retail theft charges out there suspected not appear in court. I'm March 24th Bro, you're just really not good at this. No, that's That's one of those you see that you're like what what are you doing?

All right, you suck it drug deal Keep getting busted your blowing off court appearances. You're going on police chases I recognize people need their math, but come on now wicked ladies man though, I bet I bet whoever that lady was in the passenger seat was the hottest chick you've ever seen Sydney swingy Electricity is more than a source of energy at its best electricity is a rush a thrill a feeling From hybrids to plug-in hybrids to the all electric Lexus RZ. This is our take on electric One that puts what you need what makes you feel confident Inspired excited above all else After all if it doesn't spark something in you is it really electric See birdic Lexus and Cicero Seven o'clock tonight coco bus goes live on our twitch channel would mean a whole lot to us if you didn't follow us on twitch.tv slash k rock cn Why come on get familiar with all those links, you know what I'm saying

So today's another Cody goes live at seven o'clock. Thanks to our friends at Joe's Buds 46 58 on a dogable of art and east coast emeralds In nurse church Lots of good good tonight. Have a good good show tonight at seven o'clock You were telling the people here in twitch and YouTube obviously streaming on those links But you did go to 13 curves last night with your ghost app and you only got a couple things during the day during the day But it might be different you never know Yeah, it was I mean if you can make of it what you will and it's fun to mess with those apps to To you know get it to do what you want and I asked you know what Where we were or like what I don't know back to what like what the name was and where we were and everything the person that said nothing safe To where we were and you reassured it we are said we're fine. It's fine You know there's nothing going on here and then I asked like what was the name of the What your name who is who's here? Sure, so you have a name and it came back Olga Olga but there is no name for the bride

Oh, yeah, there's no no that's not like a thing and then I asked Olga if you were the bride that was you know that died here. How did you die? Okay? And it's a aortic dissection which is like a tearing of the it's a real thing But also that sounds pretty like it was like a heart attack I break you know right which you know as a bride She's walking around because she's looking for her her dead husband That sounds like a broken heart to me and then I still scanning around and asked Well, where are we and the jokingly sad rock fill Because it's the sides they're gonna it's not summertime yet. Yeah, so there's a lot everywhere sure I was out of those mountains there so that was neat That was it was fun and put on the way back that didn't say anything Well the newest trend speaking of marriages and brides Uh-oh our engagement trips instead of engagement rings You're welcome. You're welcome. I got the impression. I'm so good at this. It's just

With me 65% of people Say that engagement rings have evolved from a symbol of love to a financial burden Okay, so they would rather pass on the expensive ring and go on an engagement trip together Sure Yeah, don't care about rings. I don't care about rings I have a wedding or band, but I only wear this Silicone one right I would do that the time I ever arose my my hands and my fingers are too Lil and Pudgy. Uh-huh. Yeah, they look hilarious So I would just do like a little tattoo or something. Yeah, I would do it like if I would do a tattoo for my wife Just I you put like Their initials on your stupid finger or something that way if anything ever happens you could easily cover up that I don't have much room there again. I have toddler size hands my wife occasionally wears her rings But it doesn't affect. I don't care if she doesn't and I have the my silver wedding band that's in a drawer Yeah, that was a great of degloving And then I went and bought these silicone bands That apparently I mean to some other thing I don't know about no that would be my other option if I did would be something like that

Those are cool just then don't go on TikTok because they'll tell you all does it mean it means like a I think I'm a swinger again with that too Well, you're you have an upside down pineapple on you But it's like when you're back. It's always in the comments. Oh always with the black wedding band like what am I doing wrong? I don't know it's I'm sure cuz they it means something you can't have everything swingers You can't have pineapples black wedding bands fuzzy things Lufus you don't get it all you get it all He ordered cheese sticks Swinger he's a swinger. Oh wait wait what wait With uh-huh mirror now. Oh my god You're right. Oh my god relax swingers get like one thing you get your pineapples. Did you What is it is it your car? Yeah, yeah Black Volkswagen Oh my god, I can't believe it. That's the number one carvers wager now. This is crazy They say

People are spending 15 grand on engagement rings. Wow. I guess if you've got the money. Yeah. Yep. I can believe that 100% 100% and most people surveyed About when it comes to that kind of money said would you rather get a ring or do you rather go on a trip and they are mostly like I want to go. I'd rather go on a trip. That sounds way more fun 15,000 on a trip would be a good ass trip. Well then then you obviously don't have to spend 15,000 right and just have a really good trip Knowing that you know Money isn't it issue even the long Yes, it is but 25% of people who were then surveyed and said they'd rather just get like you said a matching tattoo Or you do the silicone thing like I do this was five dollars a Walmart boom done Half of younger Americans say they feel more pressure from social media and society to have an expensive engagement ring Then from their own family or partner. Don't do things for the internet No do things for you. Yeah, who cares what other people think. Yep Doesn't doesn't matter

Don't worry about how big and fancy your wedding is Because you want to impress others if you want a big fancy wedding do what you want to do right? Yeah Don't worry about what others are saying. Yeah Of course my friend Jennifer had a big expensive wedding. I want one too. You don't need one If you want one go do you but yeah, but don't feel pressured because other ones are doing it, you know Because I really like the trip idea. Let's wake it fun. Go on a trip man. Hell yeah, there's a lot I mean imagine oh much fun. You'd have a better old four. You brought up 10k Bro the things you Run that goddamn down you bring 10 grand over And if people caring we have to the water slide Let's go you'd love you'd be like You want to what I lost a reference. I was thinking like macho man coming in on his thing Coming in on his thing and they'd be dragging it out miss Elizabeth with you You like uh, oh that John couldn't John Goodman character in that movie. We're all of a sudden. I'm I'm king

Mm-hmm be it king Ralph king. Yep. I'd be king Ralph. We'll be talking about king Ralph briefly. Look you're right King Ralph. Yeah, I think 10 grand. I think you all right. I think you're that's that. I think you're the king of uh king of old vores 100.9 1065 K rock We're in switch complaining about our debit you credit cards. Come on. This is camera rock I'm saying that my like my whole financial uh Construct was was disabled by me Being confused by a text message in the middle of the night and power texted me Are you trying to renew a Netflix subscription? And it was like three in the morning. I got what? No I was doing that by the time I called the bank, but they'd already cut my card into a million pieces and throw it in a fire place We've thrown it. We've thrown it in a fire. Throwed it into lake. So I had to get a new card and all that But it is ridiculous how you said that you could be in Jersey getting gas at 3 a.m. and they're like Cool, they don't care Netflix. It was the same day as it always is and I'm half asleep not knowing what they're asking me

And I'm like oh no someone stole my card and of all the things to do with a stolen card is to get Netflix Well, they do that thing where they try their life to see our all. Let's try to get Netflix real quick Then we'll buy a car. Yeah, so I panic so I panicked and then it Through everything off so all my auto payments went off and Cody was saying he got an alert when he was texting If you don't remember I know there are probably different cards, but Cody's Credit card man is a isn't his AI credit card helper. Yep, the discover card guy is he's a southern gentleman. Hey Hey, buddy. Welcome back. Are you at jugs and Dallas Texas right now? Are you at juke? Oh, I am matter of fact you trying to get a lamp dance Yeah, I am why hey no problem then bud. Go ahead and approve Let's see. Is he gonna say something? Thanks for calling discovered Oh, it's not just so you know this call may be monitored and recorded and your voice may be used for verification Is that southern man? Oh, pretty much a numero dos speak English hey

Hey, hey do Oh wait, sorry, I'm sorry, excuse me. No, I got it because I said hey because I don't understand but but here Oh, man, you're looking to make a call or a payment thanks for calling this killer, right? It's good that you get those alerts I'm not mad about it and but no my fault for being asleep and not knowing what was going on It was just funny. Hey, you trying to take money out for a little bit in Dallas and Fort Worth. Look Yes, yeah I'm gonna get a hundred bucks out for a lap dance. All right. Well, all right. Listen to me. They're OSU center coming up in the 7 o'clock hour We're about to have a lot of fun today and tomorrow We're doing our march sadness brackets. We are breaking down emo songs I know a lot of you don't like emo so I'm sorry, but this is kind of for us. We're gonna enjoy this I've got we're down to the sweet 16 so I've got 32 emo songs lined up Coming up here in the 7 o'clock hour. It's a good it's a good list. I worked really hard on that of actual like good song Thank you. I worked hard on it a couple of them. I haven't heard in a really long time I like their reasons then I have the four regions. We will get into the regions We will go head to head now house. Here's how it's gonna work. There's no prize. We're just doing this for fun

Fun times thanks to our friends at fisk electric proudly to present proudly to present presenting a march sadness bracket I think we'll get We'll get sweet. What does it go down sweet 16 today the lead eight and then tomorrow we'll do a lead eight final four than the champ Oh, because we'll do 16 matchups today and then probably a bunch of whatever so okay Elder Emo's you're in for a treat because we're about to do a lot of emo music here on the air How you play along for fun's ease is you getting our twitch chat twitch.tv slash k rock cn. Y And it's gonna go kind of rapid fire. I told him he's got to be how he's got to have his quick fingers on today Oh my god net. He's gonna put up a poll and you guys in twitch chat vote Mm-hmm for the song you like more. Yep, and that one will advance the winner will advance and we'll do that time and time again For about the next hour and then tomorrow we'll do it for another hour and boom like that Paul don't better do the thing don't get it. Oh, Paul Paul now he doesn't do it. He's already screwing up. Oh god. I did it. We're in trouble folks

And it is time to kick off Our March sadness bracket presented by Fisk electric It's for the Elder Emo's out there We have taken 32 emo songs And match them up in four different regions we'll be competing in the Hollister region In the hot topic region In the Gadsooks region there we go and the Spencer's region You have a favorite you have a favorite region. I like the hot topic region because it's louder and darker. Okay But the Spencer's region was initially named the borders books and gifts region But I feel like not enough people knew who borders was so I renamed it the Spencer's region. I like Spencer's region But the Spencer's region is more for like It's a lot of my favorites are in the Spencer's region. So buckle up the way it works Buttercup you're gonna jump in our twitch chat twitch.tv slash k rock cny making account free to make an account sign up follow us

And you will vote on the poll you vote we will put two songs head to head and you're gonna vote kind of kind of vote you're gonna vote Uh, so for our first match up. All right. I vote Obama I voted up. I vote Obama. Why hello. All right first match up Let me know when to hit start pull. I have it ready to go When yeah, when yeah, when should I activate pull like right when you start talking about it because if you know Let's start the first band you can start it. Yeah, okay A one seed taking on an eight seed folks I mean, this is the Duke of emo songs go ahead Cody start pull Pull started good region house to region first game up My chemical romance Welcome to the black parade Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one seed man. It's a good one seed. That's a real good one seed. Yep, but it uh

They're I like how uh you went chalk. He said he's crazy how the the sweet 16 is all chalk. Yeah Is there happen to be playing an eight seed vote on the poll Now use something you made disagree with this seeding the seeding is so fun. Yeah, that's for fun Oh early early lead for my chemical romance right now Against the eight seed of My chemical romance will be taking on an eight seed Wow, you're doing it almost halfway through the poll. That's pretty smart. Look at that. It is taking back Sunday you almost did that exactly halfway through the poll I know What are you picking? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know my chemical romance. I don't know taking on taking back Sunday It's tied. I'm kind of going if taking back Sunday knocks out my chemical romance in the first round dude a one seed right

I like this song, but I'm doing chemical romance too. Okay. I voted too. I think it's just too big. It's too big of a song It's out to much like these games It gets tied for a little bit, but now the powerhouse of the number one seed starts to come through a little As my chemical romance is out to a lead here of a laven Looks like my chemical romance will be advancing overtaking back Sunday But it is hold on hold on hold on. Last bit of pull you never know now. It's gonna be all right. So all right Very good. We now advance in the Hollister region to a four seed taking out a five seed Do you have time to do it? Can you start typing a new poll when there's one already up? I was just gonna do that and this one ended All right, so I'll try to vamp To see I told you stop worrying about the seeds the seeds are part of the joke. There is no real seeds. Okay A four seed taking out a five seed some may argue both of these could be one seeds, but

If it fuzzes brackets already busted. It's a bracket. It's our session Forci dashboard confessional Boom there we go. Oh, I forgot I had a good there we go. It's up. It's up. It's up. I didn't put the region We're still in the Hollister region so we know that Dashboard confessional be taking on the use And close With this one though, man, I mean this is an emo state. This is it, but I mean This against the next one, which is like one of the best emotes on I know Oh I'm just glad to play for a little bit. Yeah, do you think two minutes is good? Do you want to go to one? No, I like it because it gives like a minute for each song. Okay, like it's Gotting close to almost halfway. So that's Jumping switch to get your vote heard

It's a lot of controversy Marissa already saying that take him next Sunday's way more emo than my cam. Oh Oh Your bracket's making out Oh All right now taking on I mean an iconic song with yes, yeah Right Nice, I'm good at this. That was a good I'm good at this. All right That's what views is crushing it. Use yeah, all right. Use is crushing it right now I'm not surprised by that. That's what is like what you see visioned as emo But this song come on. Yep I'm circling the use here use advances. Yep

In our march sadness fist electric bracket Oh No, I have to wait I'm just enjoying the music. You don't got to worry about it Tell me when you're ready and I'll move on I'm good Remaining here in the Hollister region of three seed taking on a six seed again some of these would be controversial some of you Some of you true emo nerds. I know Marissa's a true emo nerd We'll call out some of these songs. I the way I picked these songs. Yes, these are the 32 Best selling emo songs of like that era. Okay. I like that. I mean you I've gone back to the 80s and got real deep emo But this is less two thousand two to like two thousand eights basically listen this one's gonna cut deep a little for some of you but Not every one of your favorites gets to make it into the big that's exactly that right sir

Exactly Number three start pole I have a more will be taking on Jimmy eat world very both very popular man. Yes but for the Emo I Personally would say paramore is some is more of the more Jimmy world Jimmy Pop rock, but he was that man was part of that emo phase, but I'll say but that's a top choice man because these guys would go on tour together I love both bands honestly equally No, I like to hear more hugely already. Yeah, this song is Is just a banger though Cal Bell. This is the hardest bracket. I've ever been a part of right. It's the March sadness bracket

And this is even their best song But it's one of the probably their best selling Yeah Killin killin they don't even know yet that they're going up again Take it out of this Almost that you're close again. You're trying to watch it. I'm watching it some professionals here believe it or not I I'm gonna even with them Less than a minute left. I think as Jimmy world got so much Exposure people don't think it's emo. It's fun. That's fine. Yep The next one is on 93 Q for God's sake, you know, next one's gonna blow people's balls out the pants This is I do you know And I want to assure you guys as we get deeper in the regions by the time we make it to the Spencer's region You're gonna be hearing songs you have not heard in a very long time All right paramore's gonna advance by a lot co-go go ahead and get the next poll ready. I can't I have to wait for that

I just tried I thought it might let me but yeah, wow land slide that one so far as the biggest one I'm impressed This is gonna be a tough one too. Yes, especially for purists emo purists. Yep. A two-seed taking on a seven seed We'll start here Jump in our To vote on yours twitch.tv slash k-rock C and Y These guys like carry the emo towards for a while man They were the biggest band in the world for a minute. They're still really big. Oh, they go. Yeah, they're huge But just there was that

Little shows. Yeah Early leak or follow boy. All right. I know Do people not remember this next? I'll be a number one Take it on this one what I think I've never created any counts. I'm so happy to have you here just matched buttons Fallout boy taking on Hawthorne hide skies. I mean, we're talking emo sides here on the bands and such Little little come back off I know I've not this song in for ever

For ever Oh, I wasn't looking I it keeps trying to take little jumps But I didn't fall off. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna help Hawthorne a little and give him a vote I love this song, but again fall. It's fallout boy. So all right I'm like let's play for a second. I like the middle of this song better But yeah, fall boys win So you got that one guy in the band like I want to scream. I'll do the screaming part. We're like we're not really gonna be screaming All right, baby, then you're screaming part. All right, good. Um fallout boy advances. Are we going right down to the bottom? I'm gonna do two regions. Yeah, I'm gonna do two regions commercial break last two regions Now we're gonna go to the hot topic region Cody with his fast fingers over there as we Continue to play our march sadness bracket here brought you by fisk electric. We are putting emo songs head to head

Boom done start Okay This is where I know I'm gonna get yelled at because this is clean as a one-seed I think a lot of people say that's a one-seed I'll throw a word brand new up as a one-seed brand new yeah The quiet things that no one ever knows. I'll say the thing that really most say true emotes With these guys up at the top I bet What a good song All right, so she says hard to me Marissa, this is the only this is the only I had other brand new songs in there

But I didn't want to double up bands, so this was the one that made it but I agree I like how the ones better than this one. Yeah Again, not your favorite teams not always gonna make it in yep, you're right Right, I didn't take Yukon out like UCLA Let's see what we did I didn't see the early wow, okay now we got ourselves a contest here I think I picked this one you do I have a dream maybe Jamie over my main day for so emo Oh Wow made a great jump wow guys get your lunch and this is a close one it went from tied to made it for a Good up

People didn't think they deserved a one-seed anyways Wow, I like this next one All right, now we're gonna get into some This is a hot topic region, so there's gonna get some loud ones. All right guys All right, I really like this next tell me when you're ready with the poll and I'll kick this one off here as we are doing our march sadness bracket on k rock Get your votes in on twitch.tv slash k rock see and why Oh, once I spelled it wrong. Okay, I can score it good to go. Yeah, yeah, you're good and great Because these are two that I really like Senses fail coming into the foreseed taking on a five-seed Say oh, I really like both of them It's not a fake mom Can you get those flaming balls What are you

Oh This is a hard one. I don't know what I want. I want to hear the next song first Because I really like this Oh, I love this band. Yeah, I like these guys man Early lead though. I think some people that might not remember say oh You Taking on seven years by say oh sin Such an emo voice. This is an emo voice emo voice In the lyrics Senses fail big lead right now in twitch. Yeah I am too A little comeback

What a lost horizon man Senses fail taking them down. Yeah, I'm I'm in I know I've heard of Texas fail, but I don't want to vote Sales and all right We got two more matchups before a commercial break in this region All right, when you're ready for that poll coney I can start this one because I love this song. Yeah, I'm like two seconds away Three-seed AFI will be taking on a six-seed silversteed That's much much And it's not a can You I mean for emo sake, this is But sure, but you still receive one of my favorite veins. I really like them. I gave it my vote

You might not remember give me a couple seconds here, and I'll play them for you. They might not they might not No No, this is a rough one show that was 420 is like rough one. I know there's some rough matters. I'm sorry What's the I know it's for fun, but is it three versus a six? Yeah And I like this lead singer he's fun. Yeah, he's fun. He's a lot of fun. What Davies is Yeah, he's fun All right, that is up against this AFI out to a big man. I wonder if I'm gonna I'd like to go back and watch this and see if the first song I play gets more votes it to start it wasn't okay I think they're just they're such bangers. Yeah, the first one they've been such bangers

But again, they will then face each other So don't forget that guys One more match up before commercial break get your vote in right now. It looks like AFI is gonna take down silver steam That's gonna be tough My heart All right, AFI advances Wow, yeah, they got a lot of votes over silver steam. They got a lot of votes Why this is going very well. Thank you for all your participation everybody jump and chat if you want to vote You can be late to work today everybody. I know that you have to go to work, but come on now, right last match up And then we'll go to commercial break. Oh, I forgot about that pin right? Panic is playing we're gonna start we're gonna start getting a lot of these I forgot about that band since we get deeper into the regions. Okay. I definitely did

A number two seed Panic at the disco Taking on a number seven seed armor first sleep. Oh I like that noise What a beautiful wedding Panic smack in them all right Wait to vote before you Well, this thing was that this song was a hit this it's still This is like I It's up against the sienna in this one because armor for sleep a lot of people don't know and this is almost a number one seed Yeah, yeah, the problem is they lost the conference tournament. Yeah The committee didn't like what they saw. No, they're like all right. Sorry All right, this is taking on a seven seed

Some of you may not even remember this band. No, I forgot all about them forgot Alma full sweep I'm gonna give them a vote Because they're not gonna win I Panic getting lots of votes on this one. Yo, yeah panic it. That's a bang. I think was so big that dirt They're number one seed for a lot of people I knew armor for sleep was gonna have a tough match up here This song is a thing I'm gonna play some commercials pace and bills come back into our other side of this is it looks like panic at the disco Just blowing out armor for sleep where we will take on the get-do We move to the get-zoops region and the Spencer's region other side of this

Welcome back to your two thousand twenty six Mark sadness bracket presented by fish electric Quick message from our sponsors tonight seven o'clock On twitch.tv slash k rock c and why right where you are right now right where you're voting right now You'll see cocoa puffs our cannabis show goes live at seven tonight with Cody Presented by Joe's Buds on Ananaga Boulevard and East Coast emeralds. God has fun time We now head to the get-zoops region. Yeah, congratulate everybody who is one in the Hollister region and the hot topic region But now we will take face-offs in the get-zoops region and the Spencer's region Kicking off a one seed taking on an eight seed folks. This is a good one Taking back Sunday up against the all-American reject man To bang in song here good luck in this one everybody

Early lead one not sit taking backs on day That's see people ask how do you pick Good luck Oh What now you might not think that this is the moment it fell into the emo category Yeah back in the day for foreign very well Emote people loved these guys, but it also crossed over to mainstream radio. Yes, it did Yep, so I don't good luck. Get your vote. It's a close matchup right now in twitch tv slash k rock cn. Why I'm trying to just push it a little and give all-American another one

Little come back here they come here they come here they come Here they come we're gonna have another eight seed with the up top If you want to take it back Sunday better get in there Take it back Sunday reach on the lane guys. This is exciting. This is the close matchup. Yeah All-American club believe my one is coming down to the wire. Oh my god. Oh my god. Here it comes Oh Let's get at the buzzer at the buzzer at the buzzer first buzzer be their match The buzzer All right In the get zooks region that was exciting match jukes of a first game. That was an exciting game. Wow. That was awesome

All right. Oh, that's next one though. We now move on Tommy when you're ready Cody who that was That was a heart-pumper holy cow holy cow all-American rejects and congratulations. Yep As we now move to a four seed taking on a five seed This one's easy for me Thursday will be taking on the starting line Yes, one's easy Oh What an emo boy Hell yeah

We follow Remember starting line. All right. They're taking on this song. Tell me what you thought about when you were gone Another emo voice love it What did you pick? I haven't done yet. I would like to wait a minute to like give the starting line a little push But I gotta go Thursday you really I like the starting line better. Yeah, I gotta go with Thursday about starting lines coming back though Uh-oh Wow starting line is coming back another another neck in that battle They're coming back guys get in twitch.tv slash k rocks. You know why it's coming out of the buzzer again. Oh

Oh Wow Thursday Oh Another buzzer be there buzzer be there came in at the last second for the starting line taking down Thursday. I feel like that was a tie for a weird second and twitch was like oh Wow Riggs All right, this is another good luck guys good luck with this next one. Tell me when you're ready. Coco We got a three seed taking on a six seed this one might the the seeding Might shot a few of you on this one is this comes up as a three seed. Hey, boop Next one that room Story of the year taking on motion city soundtrack

I like them song But I don't remember the song. I remember the band motion city sound you'll remember the song but someone have to vote The chat saying they're waiting to be too. Yeah, yeah, gotta wait I like this I I voted story of the year. Yes, I don't want to wait. I like this song

Oh Taking on this band Oh, that's okay. Oh see that's what happens when you wait that's when you wait All right, forgotten Oh Was this the man with the guy with the curly area? Yeah, yeah, well He was talented Sorry of the year destroying motion city soundtrack. Yeah, yeah, gave him a whooping right there I'm through this next one man. I think I know where people are gonna go

But man Yeah, this match up for me personally for you heavy emo fans. This is rough. Let's get into it I pull two seed against a seven seed. I don't know what to do I Underroll is one of my favorite band going head-to-head with cooey Your favorite band But I really like under-roll While cooey hugely already really just right up the gate 10 to 2 Oh I'm gonna give under-roll the little kick There we go. Help him out a little You're listening to the 2026 march sadness bracket presented by fisco electric which is anything but sad. We're all gonna blast great

This one's it's hard, but I gave under-roll for me if you want to vote jump in twitch.tv slash k rock cnly Weirdly the next one is one of my favorite songs Just because this song is so cool Get your votes in under-roll taking on co-heed Coe don't be a seven seed did not play great in there Now they better turn a better up here rough here. Okay, though Touch schedule can tuck you as a seven seed. Yeah, that happens Makes you move your fan like this Just co-heed out to a big lead Well, the way they're gonna about to blow out under-roll. No But I get it upset city here upset city. I think they're probably gonna win. Oh Yeah, yeah, they're gonna Does he swear this yeah, I know where it is though. I will not even get it to it Couldn't remember does he say the ass word? He says ass. Oh, he's that's asking up all of it. Oh, he does. Yeah

Holy swears co-heed let me listen to this for a second win the victory. God. I gotta make the poll As we move into the Spencer All right, we are ready to move into the Spencer's region Congratulations co-heed for advancing. Okay, they will go up against story of the year tomorrow, which That's gonna be a great match. Good luck Frickers Spencer's region now. We can have some deeper stuff as you guys got to remember I am an elder ope millennial and 44 years old. There's a few of these bands here That probably is nowhere on your radar and that starts with this one. Oh, pulls up at number one seed taking on a number eight seed Saves the day what a number one seed saves the day definitely taking on Thrice Very underrated emo band of thrice

He's guys are so good. There's no emo too. So emo. There's so emo Thrice out to a little bit of a lead Oh, wow, wow, yeah, don't tie it up Got it at the bazaar almost tied it into half time Oh, saves the day. All right, now he can hear his second choice. It's half time there And Thrice the artist and the ambulance taking on saves the day at your funeral. This is getting close here. There's another close one close one I gotta go saves the day myself myself

Oh Oh, price making a comeback Thrice doesn't want to go home in this one They're fighting back and they're fighting max. All right, both about the crime. They're trying saves the day a little bit ahead of the half price. Let's see here. It's down to nine oh nine boys And saves the day saves the day advances saves the day is emo Yeah, that's like They're even sad that you're calling them emo. All right, we jump on your emo to a 4c taking on a 5c this matchup I don't I wonder if people disagree with one of these bands, but Let's get in it As we will take on when you're ready You're 2026

I want to hear both You That's a sex thing. Yeah, say anything we'll be taking on death cam for cutie That's about to lead Wow, that can give them a beat down that's shocking to me. I thought this would be more a bigger emo song Yeah, I really thought so Oh I Won't take you

Taking on this Play No No No, oh my god, I think the thing for us. Hold on. Yeah, I started this up. Oh I can't let's see. There's that Oh, it won't play the song really does there and any other one Let me just close it and reopen a backup. Sorry real quick. I don't think it's gonna affect the vote But no, they're already killed them. They don't even need to hear death cam for cutie to know that they want them because they're already out to a 29 to 9 lead He went out here in the song. I think I've overwhelmed the system Yeah, it won't play the song for some reason. Oh, I will file you into the dark by death cam for cutie Fix it fixed it for tomorrow because they they won't play it so they can hear for just the one song that they won't play for some reason That's okay But that's funny that death cam didn't need the song to beat that that's what I'm saying

That makes me think they might be a huge sleeper if they don't even need to hear the song Pudgy's wife. I broke. I broke my lime wire. I broke lime wire system is down That was like when you take all day to think that you download a song and it gets done and it downloads and it goes Yeah, and it's not the song It's another Cody joint You Start pull three seed head automatic. I'm taking on a 16 and base side Wow I Made my computer to sad cuz I said this is sad asterisk forever next to the contest cab Based on an early lead the interest is I know I thought this is going to be much different

Is it head automatic has a very cocky sound here. I love this band Maybe Oh, this is the battle along island good one snapping are they both from long Island long Island taking on base side They sign out to the leader not by much, so not by much One more match-up remains in the Spencer's region and that's our ramp for the day So to create something I went with head automatic Did I did I did Maybe you got to hear this touch to remember remember the song not really Not ready

How could I know I don't remember Basite killins head automatic anyway, so it doesn't matter. Congratulations. Basite for advancing Basite Roaching it all right. We got one more We got one more a two-seed taking on a seven seed Let me make a poll you're gonna make a poll as we poll have our final match up here in the Spencer's region of the 2026 March sadness bracket presented by Fisk the Electra these guys might have been the most recent band to come around here probably I used to play in my 93 queue all the time they crossed over as well. Yeah Oh Red jumpsuit apparatus taking on alkaline trio start I think I told that for red it's wrong

I think I go red jumps We don't feel like When Red jumpsuit after a huge lead I don't think a lot of people might even know the upland trio song. No, probably not they didn't stand a chance red suspending the fair bro Yeah, dude, and like I said, they were on every there. I'll see a chart. Yeah What's funny is how many of these songs I used is bought back for the sports chef. How you ate it? How you ate it Thank you

He's already an even second do a quick at it right in the beginning. It's one of my favorite lines. Did he say F? Shaking like a dog poop in razor blades. I wish he said poop in I'm gonna circle red jumpsuit I think it might be a red joker alkaline. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No fun slime. I'm judging by that reaction red jumpsuit might take this whole thing That was big that was big It's a great song too. It is really is Shaking like a dog razor blades weak bro I'm the pro ladies look at those hands. Congratulations red jumpsuit apparatus man. This is the next round matchup Are you gonna just go Right that like yeah Okay, so Paramore is going against fall off of your matchups for tomorrow and such and such, bro Look at your matchups for tomorrow. Wow in the holiday region my chemical romance will take on the used and Paramore will take on fall out boy

Same songs same songs okay Mayday parade will take on senses fell. Yeah, one of my eights I will take on panic at the disco. That'll be a good matchup That is huge all American rejects will take on the starting line which two of sets of the year will take on co-heat and cambria. Yeah Saves the day will take on death camp for cutie that'll be an interesting one that I'll that'll be a very emotional matchup Very sad and then base side will take on red jumpsuit apparatus to do it again at seven o'clock tomorrow morning Thank you fist electric for presenting the 2026 march sadness Tonight is Coco Puss seven o'clock on a twitch channel twitch dot tv slash k rock c and why the show too dangerous for the radio So we do it online because it's about weeds. I sword swallow. He does mm-hmm Any fire juggles He does play with fire uh tonight show brought you by Joe's buzz 46 58 on and dog a boulevard great selection over there If you haven't been in those buzz in a while the so many new things are coming out because of the spring time when you're out in your garden

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I'm okay with that with the amount of Snacks that they've got. Mm-hmm. They're like the varieties with like of chips. Mm-hmm. You can drop some flavors. Yeah, there's so many Mm-hmm, and I wouldn't mind do they say I'm gonna go through them all they oh they get all know they give a list because I don't know if I've had many of most of these actually Okay, so let's start here. Okay. She does cheese pizza puffs. Yeah, that's fine. We've tried those did I like those they taste it You know how every imitation Cheese pizza thing has that mm-hmm like taste to it. Yeah Same and I will say this I know we have we are broadcasting in an area where a lot of Clinton's ditch and PepsiCo people work Yeah, if you can dispute any of these please text us three one five three six four one hundred nine Or if we're giving misinformation because this is just an Instagram guy who does who does snack reviews? Okay This is his inside information if it's not true correct me He says that the Cheetos cheese pizza puffs are being replaced by the Cheetos flame and hot-dill pickle puffs

No, no, see again. I'm not many things. I know everything's got to be pickle. Yeah, everything's got to be pickle. I don't know He's got to be flame and hot either They also expect the flame and hot Nemo okay Cheat your own. Okay, we discontinued. That's fine. I don't think I've ever had those no Lays products are getting rid of their lays sweet and spicy honey I've never had that their lays slightly salted barbecue What and the baked salt and vinegar chips? Oh, I didn't have to like those. I didn't I don't think I've ever had those, but I liked baked lays I didn't never had their salt and vinegar ones. Oh me Um, they're getting the X as well as three iterations of the Lays poppables line. What were those ones? I don't know The like those were those like um Those like 3d-looking things. Yeah, they look like honey crisps or something in my mind. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking Let's see. Yeah. Oh those were pretty good. They're getting rid of the salt sea salt veggie poppables the ranch of veggie poppables and the sweet potato poppables

That's the only ones that are on their website for poppables extra large bag of popcorners sweet chili Oh, okay, we'll be discontinued. Oh, no does not expect to to affect the minibags. Oh Too fun Too funnions flavors are being removed including sour cream funnions and Spicy queso funnions I don't like funnions. I don't like onions. I don't like funnions. No, I'm not a big funnion guy. I've had them But no, I don't I'm not I don't need something we're like all right So we start with onion. Yeah, we know that we got that. That's the base. Yeah, now what? Poor ranch on it. I got like that. I don't need to see you lost me at onion to be honest Another popcorn taking a hit. Oh, no, Chester's cheddar jalapeno See like gestures. I know those are okay, but you don't need 80 different flavors of these things Chester's Carolina style barbecue fries and Chester's ranch fries being discontinued. Yeah, see what I mean like those you're doing too much

I think that I think these they felt they felt pressured to make all these wild flavors and now they're like all right Like you're right. What was that? What was the fries one again? The Chester's ranch fries or the Chester's Carolina style barbecue fries Chester's Carolina style barbecue fries. Yeah, yeah Rolex They're also going to be cutting the jack's links free. Oh, that's a lot of words. Oh boy. Let me do this. Okay Jack's links Fritos chili cheese meat sticks see exactly no no that sounds All-confusing branding. Yes. I just had to read a book right the title of your product and that's another area That's gone too wild meats and chips the meat know the meat sticks. They got nuts too many Nuts and they're throwing different things with them like cheeses. Yeah, no there's too many meat sticks Other products too many meat sticks the actual girlfriend story Kind of face full of meat sticks over here

Frito queso flavor twists flavor twists are good. That might be my one of my favorite chips is the Fritos The barbecue honey those are flavor twists. Also this one. I know how much you like your pretzel rods. Oh Roll gold cheddar. Oh, this continued really All this roll gold cheddar. What does that mean? Wow? Is that like there? That's that's a good pretzel That's a good cheddar pretzel Interesting the Doritos Dina Matas triple XR flame and hot Okay, oh By the chip aisle. That's what I mean. It's it's too much. Yes, too much. That's a lot There's already eight different Doritos flavors now. We're gonna have what was it triple XR the Doritos Dina my Dina my heart. Yeah, it's a guy like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Doritos Dina Mitas X X X T R flame and hot Just some of guys who's been in marketing for a lot of years. You're making these too hard to remember or say yeah Hey, mom, mom can you pick them up back of the Doritos Dina Mitas X X T R flame and hot. She's already gone

She left for the store an hour going for once I started saying that she already left right like Come on talk about the Pepsi co foods Formally free to late snacks that we're gonna see we remove from the shelves the Doritos Pro Max XL right Everything and everything's got a Like I feel like there's a guy That's the right-hand man of the man in charge. Yeah, that really likes things spicy So anytime anything's out there like you get a good idea from from like Josh the normal sales guy Pitching and these like all right. How about we bring back the the Doritos 3D ranch chips and the little guy next to the boss goes And make him All right the 3D Doritos spicy ranch chips now this is This is where it starts to get real serious Because of these allegations are true. This is a someone sorry It's a allergy season. It is

And here's where comments coming from a reddit user who claimed to work at Pepsi co with could be true could be not true We haven't had anybody dispute any of them yet The lays all dressed around their way out And those are a big chip in my house. Wow. I've got one of those because I get them They'll bring them back from Canada because up there they're a little different, but maybe they're finding that down here Lays all dressed as my wife's top one of our top chips interesting, but um oh I blanked on there's another Peachop doesn't all dress. Yeah, that's a 300 to say. Peachop has an all-dressed version. It's pretty good. It's pretty good Ruffles smokehouse barbecue. I just saw those on the shelf because I check every time. I love a ruffles barbecue chip Well, I check every time for the the ruffles thick And they're never there, but that is and I don't want that Doritos golden Sriracha I have I like those I did I have a bag in And in the cupboard of those these are all the foods people are claiming Pepsi co foods is removing this year

Maybe I'll save it and wait for them to be discontinued and saw it on eBay. The Tostitos cantina Thin and crispy chips. So I think the cantinas will still be there what you're bad for queso anyways. Yeah But then crispy were to them. You don't need eight varieties of tortilla. Yeah regular tortilla Santita's cilantro lime Okay, I mean not I like the Whatever though is it the tortilla chip that's lime and they're like $1.99 like that's a cheap bag They're getting rid of those. Okay. All right. That's usually the cheapest as long as you keep the the yellow corn chips I don't care this one. I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right the lays ad adobadas adobadas I don't know that is and lays simply sea salt. Oh no Not simply sea salt those are potato chips. They huck into the ocean for a second Munchies Cheetos cheddar cheese Guys can make these easier to say Ma Can you give me the Munchos Cheetos cheddar cheese flavored sandwich crackers. Oh, yeah

Okay, I like sandwich crackers. Somebody says the thin and crispy were good for taco salads. That is true They were they were in it and they were nicks. They were nicks favorite. Oh Stacey says her boyfriend likes the gold sriracha and their gross. Hmm Um, well, they're just continued. Don't worry about it. I didn't dislike them. The ruffles cheddar and sour cream sandwich crackers Also being discontinued and then we get into like the spits sunflower brands Which I never do sunflowers, but I know like the baseball players this time of year love them. Yeah Spits sunflowers Doritos cool ranch and nut harvests flame and hot no shell pistachios He's excuse me. It's could they're really called nut harvest and I laugh every time I see it ma ma ma I need I need more nut harvest and it's unclear on how soon these products will start disappearing from the shelves On the bright side though these departures are marking room for plenty of new snack releases including the jacks links Dorito nacho cheese beef jerky

Ew And simply Cheetos whatever that means it's simply Cheetos is that the what they're doing where they're they're naked Are they naked like just simply Cheetos without that is where they're like no more of those things The three new Cheetos snacks. I do love Cheetos Yeah, one is spicy white cheddar and one is like mini white cheddar mini jalapeno. Gotcha. A lot of snack action happening It's just all right. It's you can see there's just too much going on a lot of snack action There's too much going on they started to be like hey, what if we take our flavor powders and put them on everything That's gonna No hello. Good morning. Hello Hello I forgot to tell you guys about the camel cater cars It's we're being run overrun by cars. They're coming from the oceans and they will make you their human slaves It is a cable sorry. Sorry. You live you work for the cars now. Yep The Syracuse Nationals proudly presents the cavalcade of cars April 18th and 19th the New York State

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I work really hard to be I mean my jobs are obviously to listen and talk yes So I try to not fall into these different categories they have When like you're in a conversation. Yeah, but I've also got the 80 HD and a touch of the tail So my brain doesn't listen that and um, I do that thing where they talk about where it sounds like you're Trying to do that, but it's when you try to make conversations Because you're so eager to make it to show that you are relatable when you have a relatable thing to So that I get I get caught up and sometimes I'll do that to people I do I do it When I'm on my family functions and stuff and they're sharing a story my brain wants to be like Well, when I was doing this this one time like I want to Yeah, when you've been doing a radio show and you've got to just kind of keep adding to the conversation for so long You want to do that in real life and it's not it's not always welcome, you know, yes So a professor of psychiatry Has says conversational narcissism is like a game of catch

Where one person never throws the ball back because they're biggest signs to watch for are now listen I don't plenty of narcissists No, yeah, but I also know Poly a couple conversational narcissists The shift response is where you share something and they immediately share to themselves no follow up questions Just right back to talking about themselves Okay, I Like you didn't even hear what I said you don't want to have a conversation and you go right. Yes. Yep. Yes You want to go right to what you want to talk about yeah, but uh, yeah, yep, the pretending to listen look Were they're not really like Cody? Oh, Cody Yellow, yeah, no listen. All right. No, I'm listening. They're not really listening They're just waiting for your mouth. Cody. Yeah, I'm listening Where you're not really listening, but you're waiting for the mouth to stop so you can jump in and start talking about yourself again All right, so when I was looking out I'm sorry, are you talking about something? What did you I'm sorry like that we did it And the constant one upper that's the person you're talking about the person who whether it's good news or bad news

I can always got a top it It's that christian link carry there. I actually have good news. I have actually invented it with the news So check yourself if you're a conversational narcissist. Yes, because I'll be like dude You've been listening to what I'm saying right now talking school buses and school bus drives by naturally because Nana This is real and I have everything's a simulation. Oh good morning everybody happy Thursday don't forget Cocoa pasta tonight That's seven and then tomorrow night God willing and the creek dog rise will do a seven o'clock house party. Why not? Get you locked in on that twitch channel find our streams I think a day of baseball hide it. I think this is Matt just has a dumper. I think she does. We're talking again Respectfully. Yeah, look. I don't know if they gave the character Miss Matt Cuz what a big caboose cuz no fence cuz I don't But why would they then give her a little a little front fupa True, maybe that is just her. I think that's just her body shape. It's good. I love that's I'm saying I like it Interesting. I was like I'm gonna find out. There's just a guy in there. I'm fine with it. It's got a great ass whatever

But I saw Miss met At something the other day where she's walking away from the camera and I go did they give Miss Matt a dump truck And now she's on the today show. All right. There you go. They're right good for them. All right Anyways 76% of adults and this might be you tonight on twitch or right now Oh, no there were seven sick cuz the first guy go down 76% of adults say They sometimes watch two screens at once. I think that's most people now, isn't it all like a uh Phone and TV. Yeah. Yeah, but a lot of people probably do I would bet Like I would bet that you're probably watching lost on twitch and you have another screen like your work screen or something Right they're just like on the you know your TV's got the game on it, but on your phone is us Not surprisingly adults over 60 oh my wait hold on adults under 65 or more likely than boomers to spend time At least five hours a day looking at screens boomers look at plenty of screens. I was gonna say boomers are

They try to act like they aren't all about having their heads in their screens They're on their yeah their phone between their tablets And some yeah whose schedule has him grocery shopping and doing most of my chores during old people hours Old people beyond them phones or you just see it everywhere So just the words people are lounging they're looking down at it old ladies love tablets But also I gotta talk to not even like I mean you're younger than me But like dudes in their 20s Who are like walking into grocery stores? Yeah, stop scrolling for a minute. What how much I input do you need? Yeah, you're walking in like you're just scrolling to tick that you're watching videos while you're also grocery shopping Yeah, yeah, I do wish people would look up a little bit when they're doing their There's stuff in the store even if they're doing the um The shopping of like insta card or whatever. Yeah, cuz they've got like the

Like okay, this is over an aisle. Whatever, but then they're just Walk right at it. Yeah, bro. You can't walk right. I'm standing here. I was already standing here Like if I again, we've mentioned all time if I have another Walmart employee That I'm just standing there looking at something and they come from a mile away and almost run right into me with that damn card I'm just gonna let him do it and then And just take it get that Walmart bag right get that Walmart bag Get that Walmart bag. I'm saying there's a lot of people do I have a guess? I say like I was telling you the other day that there was Just this old guy With his phone on full blast in his pocket that's walking around grocery store listening to some conservative talk show Yeah, full volume. Yeah, I hear that all the time. I'm like, okay, bud. I wrote bud or another thing And I just like might get a little blowback here, but you know, yeah for other people around you. Yeah, can you turn your kids?

Third iPad iPad or game down a little get a headphone have a wearer or play and I just keep the quiet I don't care that your kid has it, but like I don't want to hear the loudest Child whatever it's like Rachel whatever just video game with her plane But we know that no one really no one cares about anybody with themselves anyway. They're brins in their own world, so yeah Most people like I said are using multiple screens at once look at you guys texting in your multiple screens side by side Nice, we're on one guy 65 inch TV next to his other 65 inch TV with hitman. Is there a new hitman game? Well, that's bad ass. Do you have a new hitman game out with my favorite games? I don't know when they got so political. Good morning. This is K-Rock Oh, how did they say it? I don't know what they're doing in there Switch that TV's the last K-Rock scene wise where you can catch cocoa puff tonight Seven o'clock and I'll do a house party tomorrow night. So you got a couple nights of activities

You got whiskey Wednesday last night you got cocoa puff tonight. We'll do a house party tomorrow night all at seven o'clock That's why you got to follow us in twitch. We're doing so much there for you. We're crazy having a good time Of course, no East Coast Emeralds and Joe's Buds present cocoa puffs tonight. Thank you. I love you Damn, baby. I would keep your farts in a Cologne bottle and spray it on me every day That is an alleged text message from Shaquille O'Neal to Sabrina Carpenter Sabrina Carpenter the little tiny singer and Shaquille O'Neal really eight foot tall man Ah, he has since he has denied it. He said quote the diesel has way more game than that Did it but did he but but does he and did he because if it says the screenshots are fake I don't know what they said or the DMs. Oh, the screenshots of a legit exchange. So I don't know Between Shaq and Sabrina Carpenter, which not to be too descriptive. I don't think physically could work Well, have you ever seen him in stacey dashed that little no, um, it was a hate

His name Hayden Panatier Panatier, yeah, and her boy or husband because it's that box or whatever and he's like he's huge to that right foot That's true, too. Oh These these ladies Briginers are they find a way they push out babies push out babies So it's got to go the other way. He feels like Shaq's even bigger than a baby is weird I don't know he's freakish. We like that's totally bigger than a newborn baby 10 pound eight ounces Shaq I will keep you a farce in the cologne bottle and spray it on me every day Just jokes. I'm Shaq's what's your name, baby? And Sabrina says I know who you are your way too famous to be sending me message like that Shaq you're being a roof for no reason You can't handle big diesel anyway. Is that me or is that cap? Yeah, I definitely do not believe others. Yeah. Yeah, it wouldn't borrow Is it mostly you DMing them? Yes, social media is a dangerous game First of all ladies the diesel got way more game than that some of the ones you didn't read Yeah, that doesn't sound laughter dead baby being rude for no reason now that's that I can't

It sounds like a normal douchebag guy. I can't be horny and want some of that snow bunny for myself No Shaq wouldn't no quote my me would have you in the hospital Well, man, man, I'm fine. I'm flipping. I mean who's who has who hasn't said that from time to time You know, I mean, that's the go-to pickup line. No, so my name will have you on the hospital So it was really for Sabrina's phone, but she was replying saying I know who you are and you're not sending messages like that So somebody that got her number pretending to be Shaq I guess right yeah or Shaq has to double down and be like no Oh, never say those things or just be like Yeah, I did and I stand by everything I said because he's single right then he get divorced Oh, I have no idea. I mean, I don't know Shaq's whole story I he probably got divorced because he doesn't have time for his family Being the pitchman for 40,000 product 90% of commercials on TV do have Shaq yellow kneel in them that's a scientific fact It just real quick while we're talking check and the things he's on uh Can we think is Charles Barkley take away his ozampic, please could you doing he looks like he looks so he obviously discovered ozampic

But that's fine. I support it because I like would these people they do this stuff You got to make sure you're healthy. I was you just doing the skinny part and not like you can you just look like he's wasted away It is it does not look healthy at all. Yeah, if he's healthy fine. Great. Yeah, if you're healthy It's your body, but you I hear you're saying just be careful because he too hard on it because now when you hear him talk Mm-hmm. He's like Charles Barkley low energy too. Oh, I'm just gonna be talking basketball. No, this isn't a new Charles Barkley Well, maybe he's not eating because you don't really you're not really interested in food when you're on that, so right? It's just not eating enough to get energy. You're gonna be careful Well, if he's hungry, quote, my meat would put him in the hospital He's gonna be good to go Shaq will sell you a printer. He'll show you the printer ink. Yep. He'll sell you car insurance to go get the printer No, you're gonna get lunch well every lunch place. You're gonna do Shaq's bad head and is now a pitching He'll pop up in a Schreiner's hospital commercial next to the wheelchairs. He's gotta be somewhere. He's everywhere Shaquille and Neil come on to my new ball

Shaq's does he have a bar? I can't I don't even know. Yeah, but let me see. Yeah, look up Google. There's Shaquille and Neil has a bar Have a bar. I have Shaq attack or rest of course come on down to Shaq's TGR Shaq's is what I call it I didn't spell restaurant. No, that's a hard one to spell. Yeah, it is Oh, yeah, yeah, Papa John's didn't he? Oh, did he own part of it? But he he calls a fast casual restaurant train called big chicken Which has numerous locations across the United States including in sports arenas and on carnival cruise ships founded in 2018 But he also previously opened a restaurant named Shaqille's in LA So if anybody ever gets food poisoning at one of his restaurants They can use the line your meat did send me to the hospital. Right, but yes Shaq has own franchises of other restaurant brands including Papa John's and Crispy cream is just smart. We got a diversify man. That's what he does You got to get an option on the big chicken menu. We got to find it. We got a diversifier streams of income

You know what I'm saying? um Shaq is smart. I If I would endorse Most any product for money. Yeah, I have said it before Anybody needs pitchman for their products right here. I am not a we are for sale. Yeah, I'm not a Oh, I'm a man of the people load. No, I am for sale. We're for sale. There are a couple moral highgrounds We will take but otherwise few there's a couple here and there, but other than that mostly otherwise, yeah You could put a big old Vagicill commercial on me. I don't care. I'm for sale, bud It's better than I was gonna say is we like my business is mostly me just punching toddlers Oh in case on playgrounds can you five hundred dollars? Yeah, walk him a gunk of us brought you by a baby face Baby Uh-huh, uh-huh Dance all around pretend and I have diarrhea. I've got upset stomach diarrhea You have all of those things you want me to wear an adult diaper out in public? I wear it over my clothes We are for sale Yeah, is that exactly rated E for everyone

Exactly Everything about us. We are for sale. All right. Well, we're ready now. We can roll the news tonight We talked enough about Shaquille O'Neal and his meat to get us to the top of the hour Oh, it's in the 90s too radio world. We will hand you off to the 90s and I was from fastball gaming stream We'll do a little hockey. I know it's baseball opening day, but I'm not in the mood to play baseball video game yet I'm still a hockey man. I don't want to play baseball. I don't want to play baseball It's got to be summertime for that if it could do a two-day stretch of Weather in the 60s We'll play a game of baseball. Okay. Sure. I'll take that deal because that's something that's happening for a while But I mean look at the 10-day. So game extreme brought you by Ryan Phelps auto sales love Ryan Phelps You should be buying with Ryan get that new whip get that factory fun, but go over to Ryan Phelps Oh, it might happen next week. No, mine. I take that. I take that dude. I take percent until we're riding a split percent You are buying with Ryan Phelps auto sales locations all over Central New York and now open in Rome

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