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We are recapping real housewives of New York. I love it. I do too. I was like, oh my gosh, especially for a first episode. I absolutely loved it. I was still prepared for it to suck. I'm going to be honest with you. Like I was at the beginning, I was like, and then I was like so quickly because I kind of had made my own opinions on the girls before I saw them. The new girls. Three, there's three new girls. Now what did you think about the OG Carol opening with a Carrie Bradshaw moment? She's there rating as the girls are being shown walking across street. It was very sex in the city. Yeah, very sex in the city. I liked it. I thought it was a good call back. I liked that she's riding during it. I liked that she's at the windowsill. I liked every, I was just waiting for it. Is it weird that the actual writer from Sex in the City is filming on the golden girls or whatever. There's a call the gold line for golden girls.

Like that. Am I's well-being? I'll be on it soon. But returning, we have Aaron, Sy and Jessel. I think that they were the smart choice for the show. Yeah, I really do. And then we have newbies, Haley Glassman, which, oh my God, after I found out who she was and went down the rabbit hole, Erica Hammond married to a billionaire and Daisy, who is Martha Stewart's makeup artist. No, who kind of made the least impression on me so far? Erica. Yeah. Well, we didn't get to really see too much of her. Like I kind of thought was she a friend of? Yeah, they didn't really show. They also didn't show Carol in the first episode. So I don't know if she was just working on her. Yeah, I think Carol's pride was still working on her. And our contract. I think they, yeah. So you liked how they did the whole sex in the city vibe? Yeah. Did you not? I did. I did. At first, I had to watch it twice. Do you really like, you know, I watch and I scroll and I watch.

Second time, I was like, constant straight. I tried to stay off my phone, take notes. And I'm like, oh, okay. I get what they're doing here. Yeah. So I thought I thought it was cool. The only thing I have a problem with is in what world is Martha Stewart? Shlepping over to her makeup artist to bedroom apartment with popcorn ceilings and store bought pies to get her makeup done. Well, because she was filming this first up. I mean, that was a big flex to have Martha Stewart on your first episode. Do you think that Martha Stewart really goes to her apartment to do my makeup girls coming to my house? That's Martha. Martha Stewart. Do you think I mean that being said Martha seemed like she had been to that house before? Yeah. I mean, she had a lot to say. She had a lot to say. She got that my Kinsey child teapot that every housewife has. Now I'm going to have to throw mine out. Yeah. Sorry, Martha said no, but I'm like Martha. Truthfully, you've been to jail. You had worse than star box. Yeah.

You're like, Lonie sandwiches. Come on. Let's get her cutters of slack here. But I did, I did like it. I was a little bit confused because I asked our I heart team to write out like, you know, the picture list. Yeah. Look at what Daisy looks like in her cast photo. Wait, okay. I think is at the bottom of mine. Yeah. Let's see. Oh, Daisy. I don't recognize me as a human being that we just watched on a television show. Yeah, that picture is a little edited just a little bit. No, I just had to ask. I go, Matt, who's Daisy? And she's. Well, we learned that we learned how Daisy learned how to do makeup in a strip club that she worked with with Si. I know I love that that all comes back together. It's good. You know, look at Rhode Island. It's it's good to have people that you've known for a while. So you have history and people to talk about now. They've known each other, supposedly for like 20 years or something like that.

Oh, no, 10 years. I can't remember. It was a long years. They've known each other for 20 years and she's been married for 10 years. And they have one son that she keeps boozing their his refrigerator in his bedroom. New York City. I mean, when she said she had a small apartment, the little day, no, there's a refrigerator. Why does she have a refrigerator in her bedroom? She may be there wasn't room, but also I love that she's like, what mom needs to juice water. Bobby needs a soda, a K a wine or whatever it is. Wine and a can. So they so Si and Daisy worked together strip club, but they were just serious party girls and did not strip. Yeah. So I guess they were probably like bartenders or cocktail waitresses or something like that. But that's where she learned how to do makeup. So yeah, because she would have to get done up to do it. Yeah. I found it really interesting that Martha was talking about John Junior

and saying like he she talked to him the Monday before he died. And he was asking for advice and it's crazy that they're talking about it because did Carol not want to talk about him back in the day? I don't think Carol was really allowed to talk about him back in the day. Because family members are. Yeah, I think she just was kind of respecting the privacy. Yeah. And I actually didn't love this part about Martha. Well, what I know she was like I told him not to fly. Well, it was one without a co pilot. And I'm like, okay, I I wouldn't want to fly, which is one pilot. I wouldn't either, but she didn't need to point that out right now. It's already. It's happened. Now what is Carol's book? Is it have something to do with her family history? Yeah, the Kennedys. Yeah, okay, because they they plug the block that must have been in the contract. And I mean, she also has a what's when when she can't when we interviewed her

bravo con. Yeah, she also has a sub stack. That's that yeah. Yeah, so you can you can read up on everything that she was doing. So the sub stack is just stuff that you write, right? That's no, it's nothing more than just like a diary. It's kind of like a diary for other people to pay and raise. It's like a modern day tribune. It's paper. It's because like there's an amount of words that you're only allowed to use on Instagram. So you have to be able to type up. I would never be able to even fill out the words on Instagram. I am a bullet point person to have to sit down and walk right. Oh, I would take me hours. Oh my gosh, this reminds me. So pantheon sent me a message the other day that she was like, I'm trying and trying and trying to post this response about the pod. And it won't let me. Can you please and I had to respond to her. It's because it has too many words. Do you know that it has too many words? Yes, because I will tell you I tried to respond to somebody on our two T's Instagram

wouldn't let me. No, and I don't write big long paragraphs. It was like personal like three paragraphs. Oh, so she showed you what she was trying to write? Yeah, she sent it to me. But I think something was wrong with it though, because I tried to comment back and could not. It would reject it every time. Yeah, I don't know what that was, but hers was so I suggested that. I don't know if she got through or not, but I was like, I don't know. I think you're going to have to shockingly. I don't know a ton on how to work Instagram. Me either. Hey, everyone. It's the Jonas Brothers with the Hey Jonas podcast. We've been catching up with some great friends Paul Rod Michael Blay, Seth Meyers, Nile Horan, Jake Shane, and making some new friends while getting into what's really like to have sisters like Alex and ask to Nile. She likes to control everyone and tell everyone. Okay, well, control is a harsh word. I would say that's a harsh word. I am more outspoken growing up a lot of the times because she was so quiet.

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I signed. That's a tough one because in the past, you know, and it's been what how long has it been since they've been off the air? Like a year, I think over a year longer than that. I kind of just forgot about everything that went down on that show because mostly it was just so boring. Now we are seeing Jostle bringing a regifted pine candle to Si to her new Manhattan apartment. Now would I. Is this her apartment now like they are split up? We don't know. They haven't completely told us that yet. Well, she did say that they're separated. But is that why she moved into this apartment? It could be because we don't know separation. I don't know if they were living in it together. And then she asked for a separation like she knew. So it's been off and on off air. But we start to see the cracks. You know, she talks about our marriage. It's not good. She said that she was living on lie. Her husband did not sell his business and was not supporting the family.

So she was basically supporting the family and he was doing nothing, but he has finally got a job that she says it's not enough. Well, and I love the fact that she's like, I've totally been living the lie. He wasn't he. The fact that she even admitted it. Yeah, that is huge. Well, she's she was probably trying to protect her marriage. What was she was like not in a good place trying to protect it. She probably knew she said something that he was going to freak out. And now she's like, listen, it's out the cats out of the bag. I asked for a separation. You want to know where I'm in it? I thought they were the best couple on the show. Well, they had a good way of making it seem like that. And you know, Si went after other people's marriages. So you it made it look like, you know, she must have a really great marriage. She's willing to go after somebody else's. I mean, Si was open. Yeah, I mean, she apologizes to Jessel and Jessel.

We then we know we kind of see Jessel. Allow it. Just like they move through it. So we have to they have to maintain some sort of a friendship off camera. Well, you know, when your shows on pause and you're like off. Yeah, you know, that will kind of force you to get to know your castmates a little bit better. Yeah. So, but I still it was hard. It was hard for me to like comprehend that. No, especially as the episode goes on and we start to see more and more. Then Jessel tells Si how she feels about Aaron. At the ultimate girls trip finale party Aaron was calling Jessel untrustworthy and fake. Oh my God. So this ultimate girls trip caused problems for so many cast members. Me and Shannon, Jessel and Aaron saw like city girls. And I was made out to be the problem. Yeah. My life. God. It's the start about you, Tamara. No, I'm always about one.

No matter what I do. I'm too quiet. I'm loud. I'm too loud like it's like me. Well, everybody, who do you think is like the fan favorite on New York already? I mean, I kind of like the the new girl. Which one? Day zero, Haley. Haley. Oh, we'll get into Haley. I see her as being a really good reality star because she does not hold back. And she's so far. She I mean, she's given us so much information for a newbie in one episode. Yeah. Well, the first Aaron goes over to Haley's Pietta tear. How to Google that. I did to a secondary home. Why can't we just say secondary home? Because they basically it's a second home. I'm in a sex house. Well, I'm going to start calling a big bear that I can't even say it. Petiteer. How do you say it? Pietta tear. Pietta tear.

I'm going to my Pietta tear this weekend because I'm going away. Okay. Yeah. I have lots to do in Big Bear and my petiteer. Pietta tear. Pietta tear. Pet this tear. I don't know. All I know is that I thought it was pretty cool seeing what's her name Haley rollerblading down the streets of New York, playing chicken with the cars. We haven't seen that since John, John was doing that in New York City. Yeah. I appreciated that. But then I had totally because to me, she looks like completely different person. Then she did when she was with John Goslin. You might want to think about this. It was 27 years ago. Holy shit. 1999 is when Haley dated John Goslin. 27 years ago. Why do I feel like it was yesterday? I know. I'm like, wait, wow, she looks really different. When was she dating him? But I thought it was going to be like 2012 or something like that 1999.

I was still in high school. It's crazy. I want to know why I was following the John Kate. Because you were just to a podcast red heart back then. You're like, yes, one day I'm going to be one damn. And then you talk about reality TV and why need to know this stuff. But she said she wasn't the mistress. But then I also I wanted a little backstory because she's she's married. And apparently she's married to somebody who's rich. We haven't we didn't see him right? We didn't see him. It was not that part. She brings it because she brings a woman date to her to the party. Is it a trip? This girl is a trip. She said one time a girl. Hold on. She said one time while a girl used to dild on her, her boo broke. Haley's nose. How are they doing? What were you doing? I mean, we'll find out the reunion. I'm sure maybe they'll she'll talk about it later.

But you know, besides that Aaron Aaron's like, do you eat food? She like opens up the refrigerator. Obviously she's had her second home. All there is is 10 different drinks and in the. I've been our protein bars and she's like all you just protein bars. Protein bars and energy drink energy drinks. And then she keeps her hat and sunglasses in the kitchen cabinet. Something tells me she's not there very often. Is that like her it's got to be her sex cave. But there's Haley. I mean, watching Haley trying to open up the wall of wine while Aaron's crying. And then she's like, she didn't even take her shoes off. And I'm a germaphob. How now is she's crying? I'm going to ask her to take her shoes off. Yeah, stop that goes through this girl's mind. Well, you can tell she's not listening to one thing that Aaron's saying. She's downed. We found out. Yeah, we find that out. But she's also you can tell she's like, not I mean, Aaron's crying. She's breaking down. But also I'm like, is this the first time they've met? Right. And it's so like it felt like it. But then I'm like, why is she crying to this new girl off the sudden?

What's the way to know what was she crying about? I can't remember. It was about her daughter, Zactina or something like that. Yeah. And her her her daughter's lashing out and her mother in law center text message or her mother her mother and said, you know, you got to do something about this. And yeah, you know, you know what mom I want to meet. That's Haley's mom Lauren. She's a tap dancer who hooked up her daughter, which on Gosling. No one he's got eight kids or even more. I think you had more than that. You had two older ones too. She seems like a trip. She I mean, she really does the entire one. I want to understand really though, I hope they dig more into that relationship because I remember it being everywhere. I remember pictures being everywhere. I remember Kate who guys if one more person tells me I look like Kate Gosselin with my hair. I honestly will punch punchable.

I know we said we don't go to violence, but like that is really. We're going to buy one. Yeah. Then as Gessel preps for her Lunar New Year party, she reveals Pavits food influencing has yet to bring any money. Hold on. I also didn't know that Paven didn't have a job. Well, does does Gessel work? I can't remember. Yeah, my master's a party planner or something I think. Is she? Or it's I couldn't even imagine like where did they live in the city? Yeah. I think she also might have some family money. Huh, I was just wondering if he doesn't work and you oh, she wants a PR firm. Yeah, she ran she I don't know if she's still running that but. Okay, so she makes good money. So he stays to him and takes care of the kids. I would imagine and flies to Japan for an ex-hulled sandwich. But even making money I would fly in Japan just for a seven eleven ex-hulled sandwich. I absolutely wouldn't. Oh, yes, you would. If you had one, you'd be like damn.

Damn. Damn. But Gessel's kind of trying to talk to Pavit and he's I feel like he's like not even paying attention. She's like, I feel like there's a better use of your time than to make the kids lunch. I was like, what? Like, help you cut that same invitation 25 times. But he was the same spot. You could see that he's so passionate about cooking like he was really the way he was whipping up that mac and cheese. I'm like, why don't you go be a chef or something? Well, he's tried to be a food influencer. That's what he's trying to do, but it's not, you know, it's not bringing in the cash monies. But also I kind of feel like that was the relationship I originally thought was doomed. Dumed, but I think that might just be there. Well, now we're finding out about a surrogate. Yeah. So or I'm yet for something I can't remember what it was. Yeah. So, but she's talking about the party. She's trying to explain to him what the year is. He's not listening.

She's like, if I on camera, I tried to explain to Eddie about Lunar New Year. He would check out. If I, I mean, I did one scene where I was trying to, you know, do like a recap of what went down at a party and he goes, I really care about that. Can we talk about something I want to talk about? On camera and I go, oh my gosh. Yeah, I go, oh my God. He does not care. He does not care. Then Si and Daisy go shopping at the real real and just so you guys keep up, Daisy is the makeup artist. Yes. And then Si, so do you have a real real store in LA? Because we don't have one. Well, I don't know. We used to. I don't know. I have one I've never got anything from the rail rail. I have. I got my first Chanel bag after the real rail Sophia has it now. But I have not been on the real real for years. And so what did I do last night? I popped onto the real real. Did you get anything? No, I didn't see anything like.

I mean, we have stores here. I think I've walked into it before, but I was like, I was unimpressed. Yeah. But Si and Daisy go shopping. Daisy met her husband Eugene at a hair salon where he was a stylist. He's all buff. He's a he's a bodybuilder. I love how they keep saying how buff he is. He's buff. I'm like, where's the shirtless pic? Let's get. Let's get going folks. Let's go. Then she is trying one. She's not even going into a dressing room to try and close. No. And then she gets his leather jacket and it's interesting to see that. They have online orders that come into the store. So when they go, she goes to go pay it. The I thought he was going to say your credit card's not working. I know, but the way it was so funny because he was like, he was funny. He's like, she's like, no, I have to get he goes, yeah. No, she's like, but I want it. He's like, yeah, not happening. No, she's tried.

She wanted it so bad. I'm actually shocked. They wouldn't just cancel the online order since they were filming at the store. No, I think they want to show they're so popular that. Well, the thing to buy this stuff, but also you have to remember. She's repeatedly said, there's no guys in here. So I can change. I mean, that guy standing right there, she says that. I know. So he's like, okay, the it's probably so happy that that was sold out. He's like, whoo. Now I get to stick one back to her. He would have been saying like, are you okay with this? Are you okay with this? And he's like, yeah, I guess. Yeah. He's going to be a trip. But then it's just a lunar New Year party. That's where we finally meet Noobie Erica. One, I didn't know she created rumble boxing. I didn't know that on that a bunch of times. But we don't see her much, but I love rumble boxing.

So I can say if you guys haven't gone to one of those classes, it's really fun. She started after she got married because she married a tech billionaire. Anchor. He created built credit card and has reportedly worth 3.4 billion and get it girl. And she still rents her clothes. I love it. Hold on. Oh, yeah, she said she rented it. Yeah. Okay. So when Erica tells Jessal, she rented the dress. Jessal looked the look on her face was like, I've discussed. Then she went on to say in her confessionals, I would never do that. And I'm like, well, that's why you're not a billionaire. And also there's a $1,000 dress. I, yes, I would have rented it. I have three closets in this house because I get so much clothes for the show. And I get rid of them all the time. I would rather rent. If I had, if I had the patience or the ability to choose things to rent, I would. I mean, especially when you were to go now, especially fancy clothes.

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dives, smart pop culture conversations or a community of readers who love to think a little too much, you're in the right place. Listen to pro society on the iHot Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. No, I noticed about the Lunar Party. Huh. I did. You're looking through your target receipts. No, it's the dog. Do you make it that point? What did you notice that the lunar New Year's party? Is there never food in New York? Why are they always complaining that they're hungry? Did you hear what somebody said pretty girls don't eat? Didn't you know? Didn't you know? Didn't you know? Pretty girls don't eat. But did you notice the music? Oh, yeah. It sounded like back in the day when they did housewives and they use like that porn music. Like it was just free music.

It was the same note repeated over and over again. I'm like, that's the best we can do. Guys, that really the best we can do. Yeah. Um, so the music is a real doozy. Is it real doozy? And we said Aaron got some new boobs. I didn't notice. Well, New Yorkers don't normally do the boob job. And how did you know that she had new boob so they talk about it? Um, I had heard and she was talking to somebody and she's like, I'm not normally do this and somebody said, Oh, they look good. Oh, good eye. Good eye. I've noticed that. But Erica asked Aaron why there's tension with Jessel and then Aaron seems confused by this. I think I'm pulling bullshit on that. Like I'm calling bullshit. She hasn't sat there with Haley and bitched about her.

And then goes on later on to say I never talk about you. I never talk about. I never talk about you, Teddy. I mean, the problem is I love Aaron and I love her style. So I have a really hard time getting upset with her. Did you like her hair tuck and her confessional? Yeah, I did. I did too. I liked I liked her button down. Well, that's how I noticed a new boobs before they weren't they're very, they're very small, but they're, they're, they're perky. They were. I think she's hot. Yeah, I do too. But Haley then asked Jessel if she's still working on IVF. Um, when Jessel presses on her, how she knows this, Haley says, I think Aaron told me, but I wasn't really paying attention. She's like, I'm high as a jet blue fly. I mean, I'll say it again. This woman is a trip, but did not, didn't Jessel talk about it on the show? Well, I think Jessel spoke about IVF in the past. Yes, I'm saying like it's not anything big deal.

I feel like this was a reach. Well, I think she talked about how they were she wanted to. And remember, um, her husband didn't. Yeah. Her husband didn't and then she wanted to, but so I think the fact that her storyline this season is blown episode one. Yeah, I mean, she talked about, I just remember her talking about it before. She's taking her out for a certain and all that. So I'm like, it's not like a secret. So why is that something you're going to get upset about? But also why is it, but why did Aaron even say to Haley size haven't going through it right now? What was this? Well, sorry was, um, Haley was talking badly about. Oh, right. You're right. They did a flashback to that. That was. And she like, she was just saying like, you know, she went through a bad time. And that's all she said. And I'm like, oh, no. Now, now that she's best ones with Jessel, they're good. I already see it. Yeah, I already see it. It's a, it's a Heather here.

They're just like, yeah, they're going to all go after her. Yeah. It's an Aaron can feel it. When Haley does spill that she's going through a lot. This is what I, I don't fully, if you don't remember anything, then why are you spreading it? Don't say you don't remember anything. I don't remember. I think she like realized that the girls were going to get mad about it. Like if she playing dumb, then Jessel gives a speech. Do you think that that speech was directed towards Aaron? Yes, because she goes up, leaving snakes in the past. And then, you know, she kind of like, you can tell Aaron's like, God. Aaron's like, here, here goes. Here goes. I have to apologize to the waiter too. Yeah, I mean, she's, she, I mean, but I thought everybody seemed awkward during this speech of Jessles. Yeah. I don't think anybody watched that and then was like, oh, you know what?

That was a pretty good speech. I was like, that was just coming on and being messy and not even doing a good job of it. Well, and then we see Aaron go up to Jessel and it's like, okay, just let me know what's going on. Just tell me what's going on. And you see, and Jessel's confessional, she plays a voice memo from Chanel Ion, telling her to be careful with Aaron. She says pay attention to that bitch. And so they get into it. And then Aaron's like, who told you this? Yeah. Who told and she would not give it up and she was so worse. Like, I like, I don't talk about you. I only told two people. Yeah. I'm like, who are the two? Yeah, I don't talk about you. I don't talk. I maybe like to two people. They wouldn't say anything to who did you talk to? But this is why I do love Aaron. Aaron's like, who doesn't talk a little shit about their friends? Everyone does. Everyone does. Especially with filming, like you film with somebody and then they do something and then you go to somebody like, what an ass.

Like, why would they do that? Yeah. And you're like, I don't know. But Chanel Ion loves a voice memo. Yes. And you know what? You love the voice. So you love filling it all. New York got a little flashback because shed media produces ultimate girls trip and New York, at least they used to. I don't know if they still do. I'm assuming they do. So they got a little flashback to Bluestone manner. They got we got voice. We got a picture of the outside of Bluestone manner, but we did not get to see the inside of the party. Yeah. Is there a save that? So on our show, there was no flashback to the horrible things that I did. Ah, the nerve. Do you think that Chanel was causing drama or just being a good friend? I don't know. I mean because remember that year at Bravo Con we caused all that drama with Chanel. Like Chanel. We were close with Chanel, but we were I don't even remember all the girls. No, I like I spilled some kind of tea to Chanel about something and then

Chanel was like trying to get into the podcast studio to talk more. Oh, yeah. We already did the interview. Oh, that's right. So I think Chanel, I think Chanel is a good person. I think she's a good friend when she loves you and she'll do anything for you. But Aaron is so obviously annoyed that Jessa want to tell her who told her. Yeah, because she's like good cares. Like, okay. Well, then Aaron calls Jessa the faker's person. She knows. And what she knows about bad of a thing to say. Like if somebody called me the faker's person, I they know I'd be like, okay. And she's way too. Meet the real me. Yeah, like she's really bad. I'm like, okay. Do you think I'm saving the good parts for later? Like, no, this is it. Yeah. And then we got Aaron inside just going at it. Well, Jessa asked the owner to kick Aaron out. How do you feel about watching Aaron get kicked out? I thought it was completely unnecessary.

I thought it was a little dramatic than Jessels over there calling Aaron a sociopath. I mean, this is supposedly the party where, you know, Jessel is creating this new year, this new all these things. And yet all she can do is fight with Aaron. Well, she's called her sociopath. She's saying ding dong the bitch is gone. I don't laugh at anything. Jessel says. I have to say like it. I'm like, who wrote it? It's not funny to me. And I don't get it. Yeah, I didn't I didn't care for the fact that she threw out. Aaron wasn't really doing anything and Aaron took it pretty good. She's like, okay, you're kicking me out. Okay, I was going to go anyways. Okay, bye. Well, then Aaron's still trying to like recap part of the story to somebody else. And then she already has her coat on. But then they're like, then Jessel makes one of her coat. Yeah, then Jessel makes one of her code. And then she's like, you got to go now. And then I love that Aaron's husband just like follows behind her like, okay.

Here we go. First day filming. We got to do with this shit already. Yeah, like we're already kicked out of places. But I think we have a good balance of people. I think once we bring in Carol. Now we see the previews coming up. And I don't know if it's the next week's episode or just to come where somebody calls Carol out with the Epstein files. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I mean, she gets that and she also gets that she looks like Stephen Tyler. I think people have been saying that forever. I know. But still. What did you think about their Apple holding picture? I don't mind. I like the middle. I was a little bit shocked. Carol's in the middle, but she is an OG comparatively speaking. So I guess that makes sense. And Andy loves her. Yeah. So I that didn't shock me too much. But I felt like yes of all the newbies we saw a good amount of Haley.

We know that Haley's married. We know that she's into chicks. We know that she's allowed to have affairs with only with chicks. We know that Daisy keeps booze in her kids room. That she does Martha Stewart's makeup. And later on we see one of the girls fighting with Daisy. And then she's like, I would really fight with you, but I need my lashes. Yep. I'm like, it was a great first episode. Great. I'm excited about New York now. But what do you think that Erica's going to get in the mix? Or do you think that Erica's just there for? No, I think she's going to get into the mix just a little that we did see. I mean, we didn't even get to see like the other girls. We got to see a little bit of home life. We got some one on ones with them. But Erica, we did not. So I think maybe Erica came in last minute. I mean, this episode was filled to the max. I don't think they could have added anything else in there. Well, we got a lot of Haley. Yeah. We got a lot of Haley.

We got a lot of Martha. We got five minutes of Martha. We got a lot of. Five full minutes of Martha. Going after the McKinsey child. Hold on, but I have a question today. Ever so show the lunch with Martha? No, just to get in glam. Is it getting her going to Haley's house to get glam or daisies? Daisies, right? Yeah, because they're the whole plan is that they're going together to this brunch. But then I'm like, we never see the brunch. Who is at the brunch? What happened at the brunch? I have a feeling pop rotsie pictures from the brunch. Oh, we did. I have a feeling we're going to see a lot of Martha this year. I just have a strange feeling. She didn't seem like she was shying from the television. No, when she was our talking shit too. So bringing it Martha, but you can tell that she has the close relationship with Daisy, which oftentimes happens when you get super close with your glam. Make me prettier than everybody else. I mean, can you believe she's 85 years old? No, I can't. She looks great. But yeah, I think that this is a good cast.

I felt a little bit the way Sae was talking about her ex. It seemed like she was angry at him. Well, I'm curious to see if we're actually going to see him. I was under the impression that they broke up during filming. But that doesn't seem like it's the case. It seems like they've already split up. But I think also this is my theory and maybe I'm wrong. But I think Haley has the pietta terror because Haley's husband is not filming. Maybe I that's my guess really rich guys don't want to film. I mean, he's not going to film either. Was he there? No, he wasn't there. And we just find out he has billions. Like what he probably is not. No, I just and most guys that are extremely successful do not want to be on TV.

The reality show they do not. But I mean, I appreciate Aaron's husband for still showing up and you know, Povit for the least. I can. I'll show up. But yeah, so I feel like we're going to see a lot without significant others this season where I feel like last year we saw a lot with. Like we saw a lot. They were off over a year. I can't remember anything about their first season. It wasn't even their first. I don't mind their last season. Last season. How many seasons have they had like as the new reboot? Is this like the third year? This is the third third. Yeah. Do you miss Bren? No, I don't really miss anybody. Because they're all so good. I love that I'm like who else was on the bread. I mean, I liked a lot of I like Rachel. I like Jenna. I like I like I like them all Rebecca Minkoff.

I like them all, but it's the show didn't work back then. Now it's working so far. One episode in. So I'm all for this cast. Yeah, so me too. They did a good job. I think that it just goes to show that sometimes Bravo needs to pause. Yeah. And really get casting right and figured out because just adding one person. So I'll see you season 21 and two years. Oh my gosh. But now I loved it. I'm excited for New York this year. I I can't help it no matter what Aaron is still. I love her no matter how messy she is. And if I was ever going to come to your house, you need to fix that wine opener. How did they think they were going to I thought she was going to put her teeth on there for a second. I don't know. Do they ever open it? I we never saw it open. Yeah, there's no way unless production had a corkscrew.

It looked like they were trying to open it with a toothpick. I know this isn't happening. But I think we have a lot to come. I think they put a lot into this episode. It makes me want to Google a lot of things and do my research. But also who do you think's changed the most? I don't think any of them have. You don't think Jessels changed since season one. I think Jessels changed every season. She had the one season first season. And the second season I feel like she got super super super skinny. But what everybody's doing on a Zempic like it was a big thing. And then I think like she just looks like Jessel. I don't know. And that little wig she was wearing in her confessional. I didn't love that. Was that was bangs? Yes, it was a little bangs. Bings are never going to do it. Aaron looks exactly the same. Maybe even better. Sides look great. Size beautiful. Even when they did a flashback of her like 20 years ago.

She's that big old smile she has. She's just such a pretty girl. And they also showed us how much that Sia actually does work in the influencing world. But also did you do with Maybelline or something? Yeah, did you clock out Jess? I mean, how Sia walked into that party. Like she was on a freaking runway. I didn't notice that. She's like, was she being filmed? Yeah. Like they were like a brand deal or that's what I was thinking. What am I wearing today? It's got to be because I've never seen this kind of walk before. She does really well on her Instagram. I follow her like just all her clothes and what she's wearing and all that stuff. And she was nice to us when we met her. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, we were going to keep tuning in to find out more. But loved it. I don't have any complaints. Yeah. Good job, girls. Good job. Yay. All right, I'll talk to you that soon. Okay. Bye. Bye. What up?

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