Max Gawn, Riley Thilthorpe, Topics Brownless Hits A New Low - The Rush Hour podcast - Tuesday 17th March 2026

This is Triple M's Roshalla, the Penrod oil.

100 years, still driven.

Five, four, three, two, one.

I see assholes like you every day.

James Brayshaw.

Every f***ing day.

Billy Brown has this moron number one.

I'm just putting it all on through me.

Put moron number two on the phone.

I think pencil, Jim.

I'll pencil.

What the hell is wrong with you, Jim?

Everybody's working.

Listen to the Roshalla.

I feel good.

Yeah, of course you feel good.

This is a big shot.

And when I say big, yeah, I mean big.

You've got big and you've got big.

Max go on, get no bigger.

Not only a time, all Australian,

but a huge big man, the towering presence.

Best Ruckman in the comp.

Best Ruckman in the game.

Shane for a very long time.

He's in our studio.

Topics brandless worries me.

Why?

I just don't know.

In fact, the whole brandless thing worries me at the minimum.

I'm not sure where he's at.

I'm not sure what he's doing.

Jim heads elsewhere, speaking of big.

It's going to be a big phone topic.

No, I don't.

Anyway, then I see an AFL power.

What is out of 10?

A five?

What are you doing there?

I will do a fiveer.

A fiveer.

A fiveer.

That was the big thing.

Rily filthy.

Fillful.

Really?

And he is a monster.

And a very good man.

It joins us from Adelaide Course,

all Australian.

The raining, I think,

chowed down medalist.

He was second in there being f.

He's a bloody star.

And then at the end we get a joke.

And then that's your bloody Tuesday helping.

How long do you fight?

I got to hit Jimmy Boi.

Magnificent day.

Looks good where you are.

Oh, it's beautiful down here.

It's absolutely superb.

Exactly.

We must say a happy St. Patrick's Day toys.

St. Patrick's Day to all the Irish and women out there have a great day

I think fat because it always seems to fall on a day when you and I work yeah

I've never got into St. Patrick's never never I love Irish people

I love what they bring I love the history etc. But the actual having a beer on St. Patrick's Day

I've never done no again us would be nice

Hmm very nice right again us likes again us

Do you split the J most of the time? Yeah, boy, well the Lars Whiskey as well

I'm Irish Whiskey, I'm having a look at Rebs get his eye in here at Krunk

I love he helps

And he's like, look at his self roast

By the way, hello Rebs

You going into the parade tomorrow? I wouldn't be, you know, I'll stay in the back yard and wouldn't be dark

I think it's the greatest load of punks I'm once all the Americans are all over here

Oh my god, I love this, I love Ireland

They get one more f*****

Oh f*****

I'm telling you, I hate it

Not everyone's a big fan of St. Patrick's Day

He's never was a laploy to say a punch and lunch or something, you didn't like it

No, no, he said something else

No, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, nothing there, Billion

What we find out, maybe in the, yeah, rap, rap, rap, rap

Now on Triple M's rush hour

No, let's talk, rap, rap, rap

It's Philly's all sports report

Yeah, rap, it's

Have you got the Oscar music ready?

Yeah, this is ready for when Bill starts to, uh, put a babble on

No, when the speeches are going too long at the Oscars, they just get the music to cut them off

Well, you know, that's what we're doing with you now

Short and sharp and succinct

And when you stumble, it's coming in

Oh geez, that's a trouble

Just on the St. Patrick's Day

Happy St. Patrick's Day to all the Irish footballers which we love

Yes

They make a great game, even

I felt W players as well

Exactly right, I just haven't got the W players here, let it be good, will

No, I'm wrong, sorry, some of them

Well, I'm Marco Conner

Marco Conner

Oh, sheen, Malin

Oh, sheen, Malin Conner, McKinnah

A Calum Brown, Liam O'Connor

Uh, Conner Nash, a Martin, uh, a joy see up there in Brisbane

Oh, right

Oh, that's not a good for a few

That's no need for that

You were babbling on

I wasn't

Well, Cal Brown, when he came in last year, I think it was last year, Robs

That's still one of my favourite interviews

Because for 10 minutes he didn't understand a word Bill said

Yep

And Bill didn't understand a word he said

Bit like when you met Conner Nash after the grand final in September Club

Oh, yeah, you didn't know who he was

You didn't know who he was

Oh, you had no idea

I knew it was Nashy Boy

Oh, exactly

And now, Pies will challenge the one match band

Oh, for you

For you, for you can fat

You can actually say that to the radio

For you can fat

They were never going to do that with it

So we'll see what happens, eight o'clock tonight

Good

Five o'clock tonight

Surely just gets off

He walks in, they go

We love the way you've gone about it Scotty

Just walk straight around and you're playing

Turn around and walk straight back out again

Yes

Jagger Smith from the Blues has been named round one

Tillstra AFL rising star

nomination Jimmy Boy

Didn't we do that yesterday?

No, we're supposed to, we forgot

Any second AFL game

32 disposals, 15 of those in the first quarter

He just gets it

He just gets it

We were supposed to

We forgot

Well, three of us were told

You, me and Rabs

We all forgot

He just gets the ball, didn't he?

Yeah, he does

He finds it

He does

We're busy after five

Hmm

Well

Jimmy is

No, we're busy

Tom Morris has reported that the Saints

have resigned

Mateus Affilipo

Good

Halfway through last year

Extending his contract to 2028

And what is to believe a million dollars a year

So if they resigned him halfway through last year

And it's just reached a press

Exactly

Exactly, Jim

That's not weird

It is

Jesus, he got some players on some good coin

That means

He got some players

Not on some good coin

Oh, he's real

Well

He rabs

That music's coming in

He's in

The boys of Formula One

David Croft showed

Yeah, I feel a bit of love

During the Chinese Grand Prix

I've ever lived on this

I love this

To be fair

I didn't see the contact until the on board

So

Yeah, you think again

With that one

You shouldn't really be

Seeing cars hit each other

Rubbing his racing

Sure

It's a non-contact sport

I know you're watching the

Aussie Royal Football last weekend

That very much is a contact sport

Go the pies

Go the pies as they say

Go the pies

Wow, we

Isakini Sydney Jim

Has been cleared

Clear of any structural

A damage to his amy

But he won't play this Thursday

Not against the Hawke

Surely not

Does not play that game

Six-day turn around

No

That's a big game too, isn't it

Richman Defender

A Josh Gibbis

Gibkis

Gibkis

Spell it right

Well

He has committed to Richman

For a further three years

He's a very good player

Good to have him back playing for him

NBL, Adelaide 36ers

Will host South East Melbourne

Phoenix, come on Phoenix tonight

In Adelaide

And this will decide

Who plays in the Grand Final

Against the Sydney Kings

It's the best of five finals games

The Grand Final

Jim, they play five finals games

It's huge, isn't it

They're a big game for the Phoenix

Come on Phoenix, win that one

We go through the granny

Oh, if I don't

Raps you'll be there

The Matilda's will face China tonight

At nine o'clock over in Perth

In the semi-finals of the Asian Cup gym

The winner will take on either South Korea

Or Japan in the final on Saturday

So it's a big game for the Matilda's tonight

And South Australia Victoria

Match drawn in the Sheffield Shield

And I think

Already the final

The Sheffield Shield Final

Will be Victoria

And South Australia

Here in Melbourne

City Power Centre

March 26th

March, I would say Thursday week

Yep, Thursday week

That's the very hard to beat Victoria at that venue

And they deserve to go in favourites

They've had an unbelievable year

So the Sackers really

To do it again

They wouldn't have left here

They're a fair way back from Victoria

Victoria have been incredible

Carey place

Yep, he does

She's he was good beyond the stumps

Tooks two of the best catches

You'll ever see my friends

Been extraordinary behind the stumps now for a long time

Yeah, I know

Just yesterday it was too

Anyway, that'll do, Rapsy

You needn't have to wrap your eyes

Oh, well under pressure

Yeah, they'll have a look at fat

Don't worry, the off-guard

The off-guard is just a music

And it fits sharpen these act up

Oh, you began usual

Max Gourney is in the air

Look, the captain of the days

You know what?

Here it is, you got a bit

Hit him with it

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The D's had a huge win

On Sunday against the Saints

To kick off their season

Pretty much thanks to this man

It's a captain, Max Gourney

Gourney

Gourney

At 1.60

At 1.60

At 1.60

At 1.60

At 1.60

At 1.60

At 1.60

At 1.60

At 1.60

She puts it into the pocket

I've been to Gourney

He's going

Gourney

Well called, Rapsy

Gourney

Going to extend the lead

Oh, Maxy

Oh, Maxy just stands in the crowd

It says I've got that, that's a fact

It's a new Gourney on the Cup Stavin King

And they started

He's spectacular, that's it

How good was it by the way

Yes, everyone waiting to see what the D's will deliver

And they delivered Max Gourney in spades

Well done, that's a brilliant way to start the season

Yeah, thanks Jim and Bill and Raps

The best thing was definitely

Winning a close game

We've lost a lot of them

In recent times

In particularly late last year

And one against St Kilder

That we don't need to talk about

But

Well, that's not bad

Jack Langley got three votes

That's the game, we all remember that game

So the fact that we're able to win one of them

Is certainly a great way to start the year

Bill's still confused

Can you explain the punchline to that gag

Jack Langley got three votes

When Messiah should have

When Messiah had three five

Oh, when he kicked the Gourney off his own

And he did everything

That's it

Yeah, did he get

Because we were in front for three and a half quarters

So maybe they thought Melbourne player

Should have been the best on player

Great win, well done, Maxy

We loved it there

The crowd were up and about

I was so happy for Stephen King

What did you two say to each other

The two big ruckmen at the end

Uh, just, I mean

There's not much to it

Three others, there was uh, it was a well done

Um, he

He was a bit nervous

He could tell

To start the game

He almost had a tear in his eye

And he's a pregame address

You could see how much pride

That he had in being able to lead a team

To the MCG

And um, I mean most people

Have seen the vision of him

Celebrating after Bailey Fritches Gold

Which is

Pretty inspiring to see your coach really

In the trenches with you

And supporting as much as he can

So

Yeah, it's a great way to start the year

I mean, it's a big reality check

We now go to Frio and Frio

So in, with a six day break

So you can't keep celebrating

You can be on a high

And take that momentum into Frio

But um, yeah, it's a pretty big change

Straightaway

So Maxy, I've got a cutler made to a mad

Dees fans

And in the offseason

They were flat on what they thought was coming up

And I'm not being smart in hindsight

I said at the time

I don't agree

I think you've got some really good kids

As well as your established players being legends

But you know, Windsor Turner, Tolstruck, Langford, Lindsay, Sharp, Van Roy

And you've got this this core of young fellas

That I really like the look of

Uh, yeah, I agree with that, Jim

And um, we still got sort of 12

Premature players

And maybe two or three guys

There were emergencies for that

Premature as well

So still sort of 15-16 guys from that 2021 team

That are going strong

And then you add those names that you just said

That all weren't here in 21

Um, some of them have now got four or five years of experience

Like Jacob Van Royen

Um, Caleb Windsor's into his fourth year

Um, Matt Jefferson is injured at the moment

Into his fourth and fifth year

So there's some guys that we've um, put some games into

Over the last little bit

That we're all really excited to see what they're able to do

And it's going to be tough

AFL is extremely tough

Like I said, we've got six days to go

On one of the toughest road trips in Fuddy

To try and upset the team

That everyone's tipped to win it

Um, they've played an extremely good first half

Against your boys, Bill

Body out

Um, so those young boys are going to be tested again

But um, with that little bit of experience around them

Those Premature players that I've said

Um, hopefully we'll be able to hold up

And a little bit of the trail picket

There's some sizzle there, Maxie

The pickets

Yeah, I mean, I remember talking to your boys

And I wasn't so sure

I just thought Cosie was able to draft his best friend

But

He didn't say that

It's aged pretty well that

While I reckon Cosie has actually got an eye for recruiting

Maybe get him on the recruiting table

I think he was actually to be fair

But um, yeah, he can play

He obviously saw

What he was able to deliver

There's going to be some stuff that he's still lacking

Some weaknesses in his game

But he's strengths are so exciting

Yeah, you're only kicked

I think I might have been two goals

Or one and handed one off

But what he does for the morale

Or the group when you're all up there

Like the the morale of the group

After the trail kicks his goal

Realmost invincible for a couple of minutes

Cos our first game has gone and done that

So I don't think stats will ever tell you

What the trolls done to the game

Speaking of stats

And you're so I'm going to talk about yourself

Because you are still the king

And you saw Tom the Coney

And he's the big

Everyone's talking about him

He's on two million dollars or whatever

And you've got to slap the over the other side here

The old dog

And you've just said stuff you may

I'm going to show you

Maxie talking to school

Pre-school

Kindergarten

Right through high school

You just showed him a new one

Didn't have a spell in the last quarter

And you just pulled out his pants and went whack

I'm going to keep my power to dry here I think

No, I'm one of

If not the biggest Tom the Coney fan

I think he's a star

I think he's I think he's worth the money

Particularly you've got to pay

That's what a money to try and get someone away from a club

I understand the world we're in

I think he's going to be a good player for a long time

I had a chance in the last quarter to stay on the ground

And to be fair I did a bit of my work when Tom was off the ground

So that's an advantage that we saw

We could potentially use

But it's going to be nonstop for me this year

Like I've got Sean Darcy Luke Jackson combination

Coming up this week

I doubt I'll be able to stay on the ground against those two

Because they'll probably time me out in the first half

So we might have to do something differently

And Harry Petty might have to rucks more minutes

No room for humility on this show

No actually

When we pump you up

You just sit back and accept it

Because it's exactly what you'd love to

Tell us about the ruck rules

Pleas is the most experienced ruckian playing the game

How have you found the ball being thrown up

They're not allowed across the line

What do you think of it all

Uh yeah it's a fun little game the ruck rules

I the way they're written Jim

I don't love them

But the way they've been umpired so far

I don't mind them

So

Either they've been given a talk into the umpires

And said just loosen yourself up on the hard across the line rule

I feel like that's what's happened

Yeah the way it's written in the rule book

Is actually an interesting version

But it hasn't been umpired like that

So we have the mics obviously on the umpires

It's basically well

Triple M and channel seven

But on channel seven

You can hear them much better

Because the crowd noises brought down a little bit

And what I've heard over the first two rounds

Are commentating Maxi

Is the umpires

And the ruck man

Talking a lot

And the ruck man

Doesn't matter who it is

Are into the umpires for not throwing the ball up

Consistently

And I'm listening to it going

How hard is it to throw a football up

That that can't be hard

It is and to be fair I don't do it

Uh usually gets someone to do that for me a training that's quite

That's that's one of the nice things about being a ruck

But if I went for let's say there's been

200 cent of bounces

If I went for a 200 of them I'd show a hundred that didn't go up in the middle

Um and I'd show 50

There were different heights to the other one

So um it is the fact that that's such a variable

Should make the way the rucks run in a variable as well

The fact that we have to be right on a hard line

For a variable throw

I find it with a 110 kilo block runner

Natia

Yeah

There's a lot to play there

So I like the way it's been umpired so far

There's been a couple of ones where I've gone

Oh maybe that could have been let go

But um from from an all from watching all them in uh

Total total total total total total total total total

I looked at the wrong way

You did

Most certainly

Did they call them back?

Can they actually call them back if it's a bad throw?

I suppose they can

Uh I was looking for a couple of them with the boundaries on the weekend

There was a couple of shallow boundaries

I was sort of looking over and nothing got given

No I don't think I don't think they can

I like that too Maxie

A couple of the boundary umpires are now sneaking into the ground a bit to throw the ball in much better

He doesn't

You don't need to throw it from the line and it gets the ball to the right place on the ground

That's an easy fix that one

You want the ball on the corridor

Oh it's all good

And it's me

Sorry Maxie

Professional

You have been proved in the Ruck

There's no doubt about that when you start a Victorian WA went bang bang

Yeah

Kick the first two goals Maxie

We haven't proved since then

Yeah

You've proved it just a tiny bit

Just a tiny bit

Yeah no idea what was going on

No those two first throws at Arigen

Caught me by surprise a little bit

Uh

Does the camera actually told me that night that he was watching that umpire in the warm-ups

And was watching him throw it up really small

So he had the competitive advantage on me there

I didn't know but thanks for bringing that up

No I appreciate it

They're coming into the studio

Well I turned it on I thought this would be good the Vixel start well and uh

Well we WI just went bang bang

Well take a break

Me and Maxie will have a little chat a bit

No I think you're looking at Maxie he wants to have a chat to you

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Captain of the D's Max go on and stuck around the head west

This weekend to take on a frail up to stadium on Saturday night

The next time game is Easter Sunday versus the Gold Coast

D's members jump on now membership

Got Melbourne Fc.com they're on fire Jayden

And they've got pen ride as a big sponsor as do we of course here on the rush hour

So that's a great company to have on board and with that Maxie

Yep I saw you spending some time with Lewis Hamilton

How did that happen?

Yeah the family are in company in pen ride

We've done a couple of little activations with them already

Toby

Toby

I uh we trained maybe a hundred salesmen the other day

And there were a couple of sore boys I must say

I was tackling them to be fair

Did a did a rut contest against Toby?

Yeah I didn't obviously get near me

Uh maybe he's about to do one of the rut contest

No look I this is uh I'm good at what I do

Jim I knew there was a chance to meet Lewis

through Lulu Lemon

Which is yep thanks Rob's and then

I knew the pen ride

Again the pen ride jumper in the hands of the best car racing driver in the world

Yes

Would be something that would be beneficial to pen ride

So I ticked my Lulu Lemon box as well

Was ticking the pen ride box from the same photo

And got to meet Lewis who was actually

I thought he'd give me 20 seconds he gave me about 40 seconds

So he gave me doubles what I thought he'd get

And he's a tiny little bastard as well

He is not the way I described him on the night

He's certainly in terms of stature he's not massive yes

He gave me Kardashian there and that

I that was on the no-ass list

Oh

Can't ask about you didn't see it but

Yeah I said you can't ask me about Jess

I can't ask him about him

Did I hear you interviewed the other day

And you were driving into the game on Sunday

And you weren't sure how your team were going to go

And how you were going to go

Yeah it's one of the cool things about round one

I think

Fans go to the game with their staffs

And whatnot and not knowing exactly how the game's going to fold out

You definitely didn't see three o'beams

Seven goals in front of quarter time

It's a similar story to Melbourne fans wrong enough

But it's not it's not just fans

It's definitely players

We've finished the year pretty poorly

We've sucked our coach

We lost our last four games

And then you do another preseason

I've got a young rock that's challenging me a training max heaf

You feel a little bit older a little bit slower

You're like okay it's been five months

How am I going to go against

Probably the fittest in agile

And fastest rock in the comp in

Tom the Coney like has is going to go

26 degree sunny day

So those thoughts do go for you ahead

Yeah

Funny enough

Speaking of not expecting things to necessarily go

The way they did North Melbourne

With around one win first one in about a hundred years

But I'm interested in the fact going back to that origin game

That big Tristan Cherry who I know

Because you and I have chatted about him

Off mic a couple of times you love

The fact that he's just a big angry strong bastard

How did you go playing alongside him?

Was that fun?

Yeah I wanted to get on talking terms of Tristan

We sort of wrestle a little bit out there

It's a my one goal actually had two goals with Victoria

Actually sorry three goals

One was to pitch to Zach butters didn't get that one done

Two was to to win the game

And then and then three was to just be friendly with Tristan

So maybe next time we play we don't wrestle the whole game

Because you didn't have a friend

Maybe you were here and you weren't

You had no friends

So who did you power up with?

Yeah I had

I unfortunate

No sorry this is harsh

Fortunately because he is an eight time all Australian as well

But the 35 year old had to stick together

So I had danger

And then there was a couple of other

dads that were around the mark with Tommy Stewart and Josh Battles

So the dads sort of stuck together

You found some friends

Don't you wear friends and he texted me after the game on the weekend saying

Well done

We've really gone to another level

I almost texted him back

What did you text back?

I said how's the calf

But I can't repeat how it is

No it's going good

He said the calf's good

Hey mate congratulations

And you actually said the calf's really good

Oh did he say he said he said he's really good

A 130th time you're captaining your famous club

But draws your level with Nate Jones

We all love of course

And you're still a little bit back from the great David needs

But that is a great honor max corn

Uh yeah I love captaining his football club

I know

I'm just doing it for the time being

And someone else will do it in the near future

But as long as I'm getting voted in

And there's a chance to meet a captain of the club

I'd love to do it

It's the oldest sporting club in the land

I keep getting told

I haven't checked that

Still long and long

Yeah but apparently in the world

We're not just AFL

No exactly

Which is crazy

I played for three days

The first game went for three days at the MCG

Yeah

And he played for three days

Well I suppose I'd go home

I mean cricket gets played for five days

Five days

I think they had a few on the bench

But they played for three days

A Jacob Van Ruyn

Yeah

It's not Roy and Jim are true

And there's two O's there

I'm good to see him kick six girls

I'm not sure which one it is

Now you said I think it's Roy

It's Roy and you

I think it's Roy and keep going

Yeah

But I'm too adding confusion back

There's two O's there Max

There's two O's

But I think then when you put a wire

After two O's the famous rule

There's obviously not a rule

That's right

Boy

It changes it's a

Roy and Roy and

And you start to question me

I don't know what it was Max

He kicked six

He kicked six

He did look good

He's over the last couple of pre-seasons

You can see him really developing

Into a big full forward

And you're sort of

Last year you go

I thought that was the year

Because he'd done two good pre-seasons

But it's been the third good pre-season now

That's finally hopefully going to kick him into gear

And not to say the last two years

Have been any sort of a failure

But he's been in and out of the team

Still

Now it seems like this year he's

He's going to be our third

I'm forward

He does look fit

The shaved head does that

Before I shave my head

You always look a couple of kilos

That's right

Yeah

And this bit here doesn't grow

No

Good bloody hands

And not only that

The big rooster

He can

Eruce the footy

Like 60 metres out

A couple of those bombs

From downtown

Maxi were really impressive

That's the confusing bit for you Bill

It's because his nicknames like Rousah

And they crowd goes Roo

So then you think it's ruined

But it's ruined

No I think we should get him on

And he'll tell us

Yup

I think he's on record

Is saying it's going to be his fan

And he's on record

Is he?

Now well done

Yeah well tested

Game by him

And how the bar's going mate

The used in one bar and Moda

Yes

Both going well

Moda we actually do a little

An open

Lamb on a spit on a Sunday

Abmoda, which I recommend,

early steak nights on Wednesdays,

if you're lucky steaks.

And then Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

just go to East End.

The boat bars are doing well.

The economy can be up and down in Melbourne,

but they're both going quite well.

Well known, beautiful.

You got it all, good luck.

Thank you, Steve Gain, this one,

over in the West.

Hard place to win, Opfer Stadium.

While we're famously good forming.

I've won Orange and there,

and I've won a grand final there.

So I do like the ground,

but Freo and Freo is famous.

But Paul Rooz used to actually say,

I know we probably want to kill the segment,

but I'm going to tell you a story.

Go on.

Hit that music, Rip.

I'm throwing those.

Not for slaps, y'all.

Paul Rooz once told the group,

it's up on coming in 2015,

we can beat anyone.

On our day, Eric and we can beat anyone.

He looked at his coach.

Did you agree, Frudy Frosty?

Did you agree?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's probably apart from Freo and Freo.

I'm going to wear it out there.

They're best, they're probably not beaten Freo.

Funny enough, we had Freo later that year,

and we didn't beat him.

Oh.

Thanks for that, Rooz.

Thanks for that, Rooz.

Rooz, you feelin' good about ourselves.

Before we let you go, Maxi,

I think we've got audio of Jacob saying his own name.

Let's have a listen.

Oh no.

My last name is pronounced Van Royen.

Bill, I heard Rooen.

Oh, I said, what did you hear that?

I heard Rooen.

What do you hear?

Rooen just doesn't make sense, you know?

Like, Jacob Van Rooen.

That's a tough name to Rooen.

He's like, how it spelt, it's...

How it's...

So you're saying he doesn't know

I'm not a sure amount of his own name.

The confusion is...

The confusion's the Roo.

Roo.

Everyone should be saying, Roy.

Anyway, we agreed to disagree.

We moved on.

Oh!

What is it, the Loki?

And the Oscar's playoff music, the Oscar's.

Well done, Maxi, good luck, mate.

On the weekend. Thanks, Tony.

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I don't like the thought of what's coming up here.

What, Jim?

What are you doing?

Well, we got the phone.

Time to connect with the magnificent Rush Hour family.

We love him.

And it's a nice time that we can touch with him.

And it's a nice time that we can touch with...

Exactly them.

Yeah, that's it. Well done, Jonas.

Anyway, we're on to the speech.

After the gorge.

Maxi Gorma's just on?

Yes, he is.

How tall is Maxi?

He'd be 200 plus, yeah.

That's how he's been. That's how he's been.

So he's been, isn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And where's this going?

Raleigh, Phil Thorpe is on later.

Yeah, he'd be up 200.

He went from, once we saw him play

and he was a skinny little kid, Fred Lade,

and he went in the gym for six months in a cave

and he'd come out looking like body tars and...

So he's big also.

So I was thinking about this, Jim.

I was thinking about this.

One triple three, five three.

What? What were you thinking about?

A short little phone topic.

Are you big, unusual?

No, Bill. Yes, Jim.

Fred, you cannot go with that.

Are you? That's not a phone topic.

Are you big, unusual?

Bill, no one will ring.

I'll tell you.

The Christmas tree.

Have a look at that.

Let's lit up, Jim.

Because, saying rabbits, he's saying there's not a call.

They're, because some people have big fingers.

No, Bill.

Would you like a hug?

No, Bill.

Gaden Hunt?

Are you big, unusual?

Are you going to the audience, the family members with that?

And not the obvious.

So if you're ring up, I want to talk about you.

No, thank you, Bill.

Heck yeah.

It can be that you're big in real estate?

Yes.

It doesn't have to be just a physical big, is that it?

Well, everything.

Are you big, unusual?

Might have a big head.

Oh my God.

Might have big eyes.

Big nose.

This has got train record, not get that music ready round.

Yeah, we've only got one call so far.

So one triple three hasn't gone through.

It takes number of seconds.

Are you big, unusual?

Are you big, unusual?

Got a double pass to go and see.

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But are you?

One triple three, five, three.

Are you big?

Unusual.

I can't.

And don't ring with the obvious.

We're not taking the call.

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Triple M's rush hour, JB, thought we're getting worse.

And you didn't think it was possible.

But what about the final we got up in the moment?

Are you big unusual, Jim?

On the back of Maxi Gawne and Raleigh are still thought

and myself.

Well, they're rockmen.

It's not unusual that they're big.

No, and you're big because you eat too much.

No, no, no, no, I'm as big.

And let's go to Paul.

Hello, Paulie.

Are you big unusual?

I'm not a big fat.

How are you?

My stuff got me.

He's got the biggest big toes you've ever seen.

How big are these big toes?

Well, his big toe was bigger than mine when he was 10.

And on six for two, they're quite large indeed.

Are they fat or are they just long?

No, they're just, they're very long.

Right, very long.

You're a big seam.

I've seen blokes before that their second toe

is way longer than their big toe.

That's weird.

I don't understand that.

But are that his toes was the same size as mine

when he was 10 and on like 42?

Cheers.

I don't know.

Oh, that's all right.

Okay, then Paulie's first name, Paul.

Set.

Oh, big toe, set.

Right, I don't know, set.

Stay there, Paulie.

Simone's on the line.

Hello, Sim.

Hi, hi.

Hey, hey, go.

You were going to say hi, Simone.

I was in the kitchen doing something.

I wasn't thinking.

So are you big unusual?

I am big unusual.

I had to have surgery on my toes when I was young.

And now I've got a massively long second toe.

And I can actually flip you the bird with my foot

because that toe doesn't bend.

We were just talking about you with Paulie.

You said that, Jim.

We're just talking about that with Paulie.

That's amazing, Simone.

How long is your second toe?

I've got a ruler here.

Well, it's pretty long and I trip over it.

It makes you trip.

I trip over that second toe.

And then if people laugh at me,

I'll flip him off with my foot.

Flip him off with the toe.

That's brilliant.

Stay there, Simone.

I love that.

Chris is there, fat.

Hello, Christopher.

Baby, that's how we go.

Yeah, good.

Where are you?

Chris, as a matter of interest.

I'm in summary.

All right.

Not in the Dunning.

Now, are you big unusual?

My old boss had a big bonk.

Like no.

It was nice.

How big would it have been?

Like Roxanne in that movie?

Bill Lorry.

I can't remember that.

Yeah, probably Bill Lorry, yes.

Would you have a nickname?

No, no.

No.

Just who's not there anything else with him?

Well, we used to have, of course, a boss.

Yeah.

Look, tunnel cliff.

And that's an extraordinarily large nose.

Like, unfeasibly large.

Liam Pickering.

Three calls in, JB.

How do you reckon this is going?

That's good.

No, Simone was good.

Nice.

Nice him was great.

All right.

So let's get on to Logan.

Logan Logan Logan.

Hello, JB.

How are we boys?

Good.

Bill and Robby.

What's big unusual?

I'm seven foot tall.

Seven foot.

Wow.

Yes, indeed.

Yes.

Jesus.

How tall's my, my dad?

They're very short.

They're like five, five tenish.

So what is that in centimeters, Logan?

213 centimeters.

213.

What do you do?

What do you do?

What do you do?

What do you do?

I'm a cabinet maker.

I do play basketball on the side.

Right.

Are you good?

Oh, I'm the best.

Oh, no.

So what's Sam Darcy?

He's like two ten in there.

Yeah.

And he's a massive bucket too.

That's unbelievable.

That's big.

That's every foot.

What are you in the line, Logan?

What are you way?

What do I way?

Will that answer it?

Nine kilos.

Oh, that's good.

So you're skinny.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, so in the line, that's big unusual.

I don't see you go.

Andrew.

Andrew.

Oh, Joey.

Go ahead, Joey.

Big billion raps.

Are you big unusual?

I have massive calves.

How big are your calves?

Big around them.

They're 22 inches around.

22 inches.

How many is that in centimeters?

I got the ruler here, reps.

About 55.8.

That's yeah.

That's how big.

Twice the ruler.

And then muscular.

I go to Jim Leachman, Piss off all the body builders.

Apparently for body builders.

Up to the highest muscle to grow big.

And mine is just naturally ridiculous.

Well, they are.

That's amazing.

That's like Rodney Mars, the plate.

Great.

Carey-head.

Big buddy.

Carey-head.

Lucky-neil.

Lucky-neil.

58s.

That's double the ruler.

Oh, no.

Wow.

Who have we got the last one to say, Andrew?

Betty.

Hello, gentlemen.

Hello, Betty boy.

Are you big unusual?

I've got a fairly impressive cranium, how big is your head?

60 centimetres diameter.

60 centimetres.

So my brother, up until about three years ago, called me cabbage.

Cabbage, cabbage.

Can you get a hat to fit your head?

That's about it.

It's part of someone they had a head off, didn't they?

They had a measure off on the head.

I used to play with Dennis Hickey here at the biggest head off ever seen.

Huge mellow and we used to call him and we used to take a tape measure.

One of those ones that seems just as used around.

And we go to all the other state teams and we go get your biggest head out.

And we'll put you up against Reggie and no one got anywhere near him.

Can you remember how big a look?

Huge.

Well, I don't know whether it was 60 centimetres.

That's a big head.

Big head.

That is a big head.

Right, big head.

Well fat, it's not your best.

No, but it's okay.

But you did get some costs.

I'll see.

Jaya, boss screened in here and went off there.

Oh, I loved it.

Well, now look at him going good.

That's good Bill.

Well, no.

She's so weird.

So where are you sending your price?

That's a moan.

It's a moan winder.

That's a moan.

That's a second turn.

Second turn.

And she can flip them off.

What does she win?

You're going to see Bush.

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Yes.

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Are you, how good is that?

That's awesome.

Awesome.

Thanks, boys.

Good on you, Sim.

Good on you, Sim.

Great work.

And well done, Bill.

All right, fat.

I think, I think, Tobik's ratio tomorrow.

Yeah, fair enough.

Just, I'll just take that.

Yeah, you might.

Straighten things up a touch.

Well, it's up, they quiz tomorrow.

I'm, they quiz Jim.

Oh.

With fat.

With fat.

What the hell?

You can get Tobik's on Thursday.

If we lost that one.

Oh, if you're here.

Oh, thanks.

We won't be on for you.

But Betty.

Thank you.

Kyle Sandalens.

This is the show where sport meets stupid.

Triple M's rush hour with JV and Billy.

Just going.

Is the best way to destroy this show at the minute?

Yes.

Literally.

The wheels are just turning over.

Uh, Riley Philfort, not far away.

Well, I reckon if he's heard that first, Harry Fountain back out.

Uh, that's coming up.

A joke, of course.

I'm going to actually ask you, fat.

Yes, please.

Why you appeared on New South Wales on Sydney Radio.

So why did that happen?

I'm going to get to that.

Hop you'll.

Because I'm not sure you represented us in fine style.

But that's coming up as well.

But to now.

Well, we've got a new segment.

A new segment.

Or a segment for today.

Because.

I don't know if it's going to be a segment.

I don't know.

I look forward.

I look at the herald sun.

Oh.

A page.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, crap.

I don't even got into it.

Page 52 of the herald sun.

Uh, they've got footies power 50.

So it's the ranking alone way back in the book.

Yes.

Most powerful people in AFL 40.

Craig Drummond.

Oh, I have to be in there.

Oh, no, you're not Jim.

Craig Drummond.

Number one, of course.

If you get anyone from Triple M's in there.

No, Chris Scott.

Oh, really?

Chris Scott is at number four.

Craig Hutchison.

Hutchison at eight.

How's Hutchie in there?

Well, he's a pretty good player.

That's why I'm learning his station.

No one listens to the broadcast of 40.

What else has he got to do with the game?

Well, he's channel seven links.

Peter Verlandis is in at 12.

What?

He runs rugby league.

I don't know.

I don't know what to be.

Well, so the list is this fat.

Ah, cement head.

Craig Kelly at 22.

Well, I'll see.

I'll call him.

Yeah.

Oh, Jay Clark.

There we go.

We've got one.

So I managed to find a spot for Jay-C here.

Stuart Fox.

My mate.

Need some tickets coming up.

Uh, the 33.

And Eddie McGuire at 35, if you don't mind.

Uh, but so I thought on the back of that, Jim.

What have you done?

That's five.

I've got the five most powerful, influential people in the game

of Auffell.

So do we start?

Let's get number five.

I have.

I have come up with my own list.

And at number five, Chris Lucas.

What?

What Chris Lucas?

Yeah.

Restaurant.

Who wants to run some of Australia's biggest eateries and bars,

including club chin chin, located at GMHBA stadiums.

So Chris Lucas.

He's got a restaurant that's got a pop up at your ground.

You're saying he's won the top five most influential people.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

But at number five, most influential people in the game of football.

You're getting this.

You're getting it.

Good on you, Kim.

Well done.

How about number four, Vince?

Bailey Smith.

No.

One of the AFL's best and most marketable players.

Beautiful skin.

What's it?

MARKETOBLE.

And beautiful skin.

And beautiful eyes.

And a star.

So...

We love할.

Yeah, we do love bowels.

And...

Yeah.

That's it, number three.

Three Coco number three Andrew Dylan. He's the CEO Jimmy has to be in there

Yeah, why have you put him in there? Well, he has to be in there. He's already in there

He's in that one in the old Sun. No, he's in mine too. So don't worry about that. So he just wasted himself

Number two

Steve Brax

He's been fantastic

Dennis nap thine and Ted Bayu Jim premieres the Victoria who donated funding to help out a

Struggling country provincial AFL club to build a new grandstand and scoreboard

Thank you to the Victorian Premiers who also barrack for the cats

No way

So I'm just because they put money into your dump of a joint. Yeah, they're putting them in as the most influential people in the game

Second eight the second most and we get to number one. What do you got at number one Bill?

Barry Steiner more Billy Brown. So I just

Could not

No, they head up the most because of the pivots the most powerful cotary group in the AFL the pivots

So well done the bass and don't end the woodsman

No, no or powerful

More more powerful so well done there to the Premiers to Andrew Dylan to Barley Smith Chris Lucas and fat and bass

You're putting yourself in as the most powerful and influential person in the game

Yes, I am

Now I'm gonna have a spell now finish up

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Straight after front bar on seven and seven plus sport and boys Noah Anderson mentioned you in the interview with Hamish McGlachlan

When I first got up to the Gold Coast like I was doing radio with JB and Billy Brownless and it was like my first week and they're like oh

We've got a quiz like we've got a Gold Coast Suns history quiz

And I was like

And I like went and grabbed rally and like had him on speaker and rally was just like giving me all the answers

And I was just like saying it like five and five like but rally was just was

Do you always remember that I cannot

Memory of that at all. I can 2020 so that's covered no you can't remember anything

Bill was down at a criminal eating curry such as six years ago

So they even know I think we had a quiz opener for it didn't we?

It's time for another famous Billy Brownless quiz

I am back. It's the rush hours. How much do you know?

Matty did you come up with that fat?

I did and I passed it on the Matty and he went with it right we should bring that back actually Billy Brownless quiz

Do you know? No, I don't do two quizzes a week and that is more than enough and of course he's Noah

doing the quiz are

Who has played the most games for the Gold Coast Suns?

Jared Harbrough. Yes

The boy from Maruitna

Roday the most wins in a row for the Gold Coast swat us ones the most wins in a row for the gold gold

Suns is how many?

I'm gonna say

Five yeah

Five in a row back in 2014 and the last one here and those are on what do you know up at which

Theme Park would you ride the Doomsday Destroyer?

Out of the movie well. Yes, well done three three

No sir. It's now a three in your bill because you keep calling him no sir. Yeah, that's right

He loved it. He wasn't he didn't love it. The Gold Coast swans. Yeah, Gold Coast swans and no sir

No wonder that quiz didn't last

So it burnt into his brain to the point that he's spoken of home about it. He's actually right unfilled it. When's that on?

I start off the front bar tomorrow night 9 30 p.m. A. E. D. T. Bill on

Seven and seven plus

The crows have a huge game on Friday night at Adelaide over against the dogs and we're joined by their let's be honest

Massive super star. He's the old Australian Raleigh Phil Thorpe

Huge moment

Probably still for converts well since a long bowling side

Man fat dip who reminds me of myself shut up big rugged tough good-looking

The whole package in his with us now big filth. Welcome to you mate. Hey boys. How are you?

Well beautifully Jim's you Jim's full of it. How are you? Yeah, it looks like you just step straight off the training track

Straight out of the showers straight here. I didn't want to miss a minute with you boys

So I mean try so when I used to train back in the day I'd run about six and a half seven k's per training

What are you running at the minute rolls?

Oh, we had a bit of a lot on today. It's about six k's

Three days plus game. So getting ready for Friday. The difference between

Riley running six and you is about 20 kilos fat. So that's he's got a lug a whole lot of muscle around with you

Hey, well done by the way. That's a great win on the weekend. That must have been a nice playing trip home

Yes, very nice. Thank you

Yes, a bit nicer coming home with a win that it normally is

Come back from Melbourne. So very pleasing team performance and yeah, pretty happy but we're moving on to this week

And I'll tell you what Wayne

Malira. I didn't know where he was there and but he was unbelievable probably best on ground

Yeah, he's super talented. He's been very unlucky the last few years of injury

But we've all sort of known internally what he can bring and it's just so pleasing and seeing it seeing put it all together and being injury free

So explain this to me big rolls. You've got yourself Texan and fog all inside that forward 50 all

Massive great big bastards. Yes. So how do you work out who runs where who draws the footy who gets out of the way like what's the

Well, you know, what's the actual method behind you all sort of blending your rolls?

Well, I think you boys know who runs it. That's why I'm playing in the midfield Texas kicking me out a bit

Is there a thing I'm going to watch you so he's going to get me out of the 50

Yes

But now I've placed him over a few years now, so we sort of know how we work and

The boys are so selfless and so easy to play with so it works pretty well down there

Well, it's a bit hard because big rolls kick 60 last year one the all Australian of course

And then songs got 41 Texan got 39 there's 140 between him Jim and

A little forge just hanging around out out out

Keys are 36 Isaac Rankin 31 Richellie 27 so Jesus hard to find a goal up there big rolls

Yeah, there's a few boys fight on there Josh Richellie thinks he's a bit of a key forward as well

So he got to compete with him. He tends to go deep and keep me up higher

Um, but now it's really placing a very um, you know a lot of boys contribute and we don't really rely on anyone to kick goals

So it's it's a good a good problem to have I think

How are you I mean

Well, he's doing a Luke Jackson, are you?

Yeah, somewhat like I said text doesn't want me still on the goals, so he gets me up the grounds and

It's good to get my hands on it. I really enjoy it

And lucky we've got you know big locky McAnnery big stretch who was a pretty good all night and then

Toby Murray as well who sort of pinched it in the rock who was also pretty solid. I thought so that's an amazing thing in itself

Because of course, you know, he had the big fella

For years and years in the middle of the ground who now can't get a game

And you big obi and you've now got these two who have just walked in and look like they've been playing for 10 years

Yeah, we're big stretcher here. I've actually picked up 40 at age 20

So it's about 25 now. So he's done a pretty good effort. He's uh

He's a really long boy standing next to me makes me feel pretty short actually big stretch. So

Yeah, he's had a great preseason really put really put a burden to the sword

Um, but yeah, it's really pleasing seeing how far he's come in in the year and a half that he's been here

What did he put to the sword?

You big bird a big roly a brine

What are you talking about? Well, I thought of some saying I'd never heard of and I thought a big

Filthy had come up with some saying now you're a local boy a roly good wood. Where's that in west at night?

Goodie. Uh, just south of the city. Yeah about five minutes out. So

Right. Very local. Yeah, bloody. Oh, if you grew up supporting the crows. Who was your favorite player?

Uh, big slony and then towards the back end was actually lucky Murphy

I love the way you went about

I've got to meet him and uh, he definitely

Foot down the list of it. He's definitely down the bottom now

When you when you're meeting now is this fair to say roly a thill thought that

I reckon we saw you in 2024 you missed half the season because you hurt your knee

So we didn't see you then the next time we saw you you'd put on 15 kilos

You had these big muscles you had the big big beard you look like Thor

Your Thor your Thor

Is that right? What happened there in those six months?

I don't know about 15 kilos, but I was I was pretty heavy. I was about

130 kilos, so I'd put on a little bit. Yeah, um, yeah, I think the beard was was holding a few few kegs in that

Um, but no, just

Obviously had a lot of time on the sides and then the sidelines and watching the boys and I was in a brace for about 12 weeks

So I couldn't do a whole heap on my legs. So it was a lot of um, yeah a lot of others and

Yeah, gave it a red hot crack and um

Yeah, it's it's helped me a fair bit coming back feel a bit a lot stronger than I and I was before that and yeah

Worked well. What were you benching? Give us your max

Uh, I actually fractured my wrist before I did my max, but I had hits

152 for two I think for two

I didn't use my fractured my wrist for example, but wow

Yeah, that's heavy built. No, well, I was a bit of a hundred feet. You were no way to turn around 110

Actually, I never did wait. I hate it. Wait. You know what else I hated

Chin ups. How many chin ups can you do? Big boys cannot do chin ups. Can they

Uh, yeah, I couldn't know when I got to the club. Yeah, not too bad now, but they are a

They're suited for the smaller man view. I'll give you that. Well, and dips. Did you sit there the worst bloody things in the world?

They're stupid dips

No, I don't know how I could just just uh, just face face to look good

Who is a sneaky strongest bloke at the club? So you are it's obvious with you because as

We all know you're a big man, but who's the one that you we would be surprised at how strong he is?

Well, Nick Murray holds a club record

When he was doing his ACL rehab. No, he hit 162 for one. Sure. He 162. Yeah

He was a strong boy, so he was he was he's got the club record

So he's the strongest, but a couple young boys who bond benches really well you know about 155

Bloody hell

God for Shelley is it. I won't

Too much, but this is pretty strong as well. All right fat. We need a little break with the big fella because we've got to get him finished

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Now you played cricket now we obviously are on the weekend with Bernie vince every every weekend

Unfort any never shuts up about a good a cricketer he is

He claims that he's the one that got you all over the line in the grand final you and Tex and James Pete Ling and Dorsen all of them

Can you give us the truth about burn as a cricketer?

Yeah, he was pretty handy to be honest

It ain't quite good. You can get you to the prelim though. You got dropped the prelim so

That read to that as you will

We won pretty comfortably without him. So I'm not sure he was the difference maker, but he's pretty handy and yourself. Yeah

Yeah, I didn't do it a whole lot to me. I just bought a bit of offspin um oh

You get much for a run. Yeah

So you've come in off a couple of spots big roly filled thought comes in and just throws up the hole

things

I think I scared if you'd like to see the warm up

I'm not falling fast and then first now it was just a little little tweaker

Do you love your cricket? Do you follow the redbacks or the the sacks as they've gone back to

Yeah, I do. I do love my cricket played up until about 17

So I had to pick between footing cricket. Well, not really that footy was always going to work

I guess but um yeah try and give up a date with it

We went and actually saw that the redbacks

Sackar over in Melbourne just for the climate game

So it was good to watch them over there and they had a pretty good start

Speaking of cricket uh Mitch Marsh. How's he going by the way on the crow's list there

Yeah, he's going well marshy

Yeah, very skillful um great play sort of learn from the ropes now and hopefully we can see him in the one soon

What do you go now? What about the new facility? We fly over it coming into Adelaide how far are you away from that being

You're every day

Yeah, I think it's um we should be about Christmas next year. So when we come back to the Christmas break

We should be in there, which is uh very exciting

I'm worse like it's been good, but it's a bit outdated now. So we're all yeah super keen to get into the heavy

It'll be unreal. What's a call the new area and suburb

We just said it that would a febby febby and built a febby

What kind of it's the worst? Oh, I'm trying to say it when I was over in Adelaide

Febbyden febby to build it's not hard to say but how do you spell it Raleigh?

The Barton t-h-e-b-a-r-t. This is the bloody stupid thing, right? This is how you spell it

t-h-e-the-batch

So it's called the Barton, but you pronounce it

Thibbyden

It's just weird. You're overthinking American Jill

It's like your funny Stoby Pals and your cross-lotto come on Filthy what happens over there in Adelaide

I reckon you can clearly over fill up it while I just let that on go

rlils

You couldn't be further from the truth. It's actually not possible for builder overthink

That's not something you can do. Tell us about the Western bulldogs. They're in white hot form

Yeah, obviously flying at the moment. It'd be a good test

Are we good to be at Adelaide over our first home game for the years that are all super keen and

Yeah, to be a great challenge to see where we're out. Who get you? Riles

I don't know, last time was the lobsters, so we'll see how we go. Hopefully he's got some cool hair dye in or something, and we can see how we go.

Give it to him, Riles Ferdigham.

I'll let the footage of this walking hopefully. That's the plan.

You're going beautifully. Last year as we heard in the intro, not only all Australian showdown, Metal Leading Gold Kicker,

established himself as a bloody star of the conference, brilliant second in the beast.

Second in the best and fairest too.

Thank you Bill.

Now, the better half of Nikita, is that, have I got that right?

Yep, yep, you got that right.

And how's that going? Are you just traveling along nicely, big Riles?

Go on well mate, we just got a new puppy, so it was a tough, tough for a few weeks there.

I'm going to give him the rocks that I've been headed through, and we're going well.

I think we're sort of dog.

A little staffy, no?

Yeah, English staff in Jamaica.

Where's it's like?

Nikita wants her in the bed.

She's in the case now. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to hold off though.

If Nikita wants her on the bed, guess where the dog's going to end up?

Yeah, I'm trying my best, Bill.

No, no. We'll talk to you next week and the dog will be on the bed.

It took off, do you get a cry, Cheryl, somewhere?

To Rob Nick.

Yeah, oh my God.

Did you have your to Rob Nick, Italy?

See, I picked it.

We're all around here.

Very good, Bill. Very good.

Nice little trip, that mate. Well done.

How does Nikita go with the bed, Big Filth, as we let you go?

Does she like it more trimmed, or was she like the big Canadian Mounty look?

No, she likes to be more trimmed, so a bit more sophisticated.

Honestly, looking back, I can't believe no one pulled my head in.

I can't believe how crazy it was last year.

You went row.

You went row.

Yeah.

No, no, no. We saw it, Rob.

I believe it.

Let me know, Bill.

You're so big, and mostly everyone just thought I was letting go.

We won't say anything about the worst bed you've ever seen in your life.

We have no real friends apparently.

Surely someone at the club pulls you up.

I'm going to be over there. Can't wait to have a look live at the Adelaide Cros.

Finished on top last year for a reason, and they're going beautifully, so well done.

Thanks very much, boys. Thanks for having me.

On your own.

He filled four from the Adelaide footy club, as he said.

They play their first home game this Friday night against Doug.

It's going to be massive. You can hear it right here on Triple M and make sure you grab your cruise.

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Uh-huh. Yes, Jimmy Boy.

Hey, it's St. Paddy's Day.

Just have a spell there.

Of course.

Oh, they were all out there drinking their big genuses.

Trying to split the G.

So good luck to all our Irish friends out there.

Now, fat, were you on New South Wales radio?

Sydney radio. Yes, I was.

That's Jimmy Boy.

That'd be New South Wales, yeah.

And why?

Because it's St. Paddy's Day and they wanted an Irish joke, Jimmy Boy.

How did that go?

So I rang in.

You rang in.

I rang in to Nathan Heinmarsh, one of the greats there.

Yeah, of course.

Anthony Maroon.

Maroon.

Yeah, Maroonie.

And I tell you what, have a listen to Heiney.

You might have heard this joke before.

Probably would have.

And maybe our rush hour family might have heard it before Jim.

But Nathan had never heard it before.

A woman asked him, how her husband Shane started.

A Tim replies, oh, it was terrible, Brenda.

He fell into a vat of dinner, stout, and he drowned.

Brenda says, oh, my dear Jesus.

Did he at least go quickly?

Tim replies, well, Brenda.

No, in fact, he got out three times to have a wee.

Oh, I need luck.

I don't think he'd ever heard it.

Oh, my God.

So today we'll get a much better one than that.

The sniffers laugh at anything up there, Jim.

Well, they do.

Yeah, that's true.

They're reasonably pleased by the fact that.

Yes.

Whereas we are a discerning audience.

What's that?

So.

What are you saying?

Sophisticated audience.

I know.

I tell you what, I tell you concerning audience.

Because they've sent in some jokes, Jim.

And they're not quite right out of the audience.

Anybody have an audience?

Yeah.

Right out.

Do you want to watch Billy's joke?

It is me that brought that official prop to a horrifically bad joke.

Just follow Triple M, rush hour on Instagram.

And you can see Billy's joke every day.

Streaming on listener live on your radio.

James Brassure and Billy Brownness.

Yes.

And tomorrow, by the way, Mitch Cleary is going to be joining us.

I worry.

You're looking forward to that every Wednesday.

Yes.

But fat.

Yeah.

Come on.

Yesterday was just a boring story.

The only reason you got any plastic is because the man's name was Bong.

Jeffrey Bong, of course, from Melbourne.

So we've got another joke here.

But can I just tell you, Jim?

It's bloody hard to find a decent joke.

Well, that's the problem.

This is what I'm working with, Jim.

I'll give you a couple.

Right?

They aren't the jokes.

But have a listen to this.

They, they aren't.

The aren't.

Who's the new word?

Our one.

Why is it sometimes windy at Adelaide Aval, Jim?

Why?

Because of all the fans.

Oh, my God.

What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?

What?

Billy Ocean.

Oh, my God.

What's the female equivalent of Tate?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm going to leave that one out.

Now, leave that one out.

All right, so now?

Oh, there we go.

You ready?

Yes.

And it's from in the day with a lot of stuff.

No, I haven't got it.

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This is from Jessica Hamer from Adelaide. Right.

It's so good. You're ready? It's a short one. We like a short one.

Yes. What do you call Winnie the Pooh when he's dead?

What? Stiff shit.

Oh, Jessica. Now there's no need for that, Jessica.

Stiff shit.

It's gone.

It's gone.

Look at all cats bar. He's not happy. Come on, cat.

No, we're not doing the tea bag.

That's a very cool joke.

No chance. That's that song. That's from Jessica.

Oh, it's how you just keep mentioning Jessica.

Thinking that'll get you off the whole world.

Wow, we've got the tea bag one for you.

No, it's not saying no.

No, no, no.

What is that?

No, I'm going there.

Oh, no.

Mass-pad better joke.

It'll break me.

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