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As we celebrate St Patrick's Day, Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - featuring something we should've done yesterday.
Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio after their win over the Saints, and debate rages over how to pronounce Jacob Van Rooyen's name.
Topics Brownless hits a new low, then as the Herald Sun releases its 50 most powerful AFL figures list - Billy has his own.
We flashback to when Noah Anderson cheated on a quiz with us in 2020, then Adelaide's Riley Thilthorpe calls in to compare bench press PBs with Billy.
Billy appeared on another radio show to tell an Irish Joke, then he finishes our show with a Winnie the Pooh joke from Rush Hour family member Jessica.
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This is Triple M's Roshalla, the Penrod oil.
100 years, still driven.
Five, four, three, two, one.
I see assholes like you every day.
James Brayshaw.
Every f***ing day.
Billy Brown has this moron number one.
I'm just putting it all on through me.
Put moron number two on the phone.
I think pencil, Jim.
I'll pencil.
What the hell is wrong with you, Jim?
Everybody's working.
Listen to the Roshalla.
I feel good.
Yeah, of course you feel good.
This is a big shot.
And when I say big, yeah, I mean big.
You've got big and you've got big.
Max go on, get no bigger.
Not only a time, all Australian,
but a huge big man, the towering presence.
Best Ruckman in the comp.
Best Ruckman in the game.
Shane for a very long time.
He's in our studio.
Topics brandless worries me.
Why?
I just don't know.
In fact, the whole brandless thing worries me at the minimum.
I'm not sure where he's at.
I'm not sure what he's doing.
Jim heads elsewhere, speaking of big.
It's going to be a big phone topic.
No, I don't.
Anyway, then I see an AFL power.
What is out of 10?
A five?
What are you doing there?
I will do a fiveer.
A fiveer.
A fiveer.
That was the big thing.
Rily filthy.
Fillful.
Really?
And he is a monster.
And a very good man.
It joins us from Adelaide Course,
all Australian.
The raining, I think,
chowed down medalist.
He was second in there being f.
He's a bloody star.
And then at the end we get a joke.
And then that's your bloody Tuesday helping.
How long do you fight?
I got to hit Jimmy Boi.
Magnificent day.
Looks good where you are.
Oh, it's beautiful down here.
It's absolutely superb.
Exactly.
We must say a happy St. Patrick's Day toys.
St. Patrick's Day to all the Irish and women out there have a great day
I think fat because it always seems to fall on a day when you and I work yeah
I've never got into St. Patrick's never never I love Irish people
I love what they bring I love the history etc. But the actual having a beer on St. Patrick's Day
I've never done no again us would be nice
Hmm very nice right again us likes again us
Do you split the J most of the time? Yeah, boy, well the Lars Whiskey as well
I'm Irish Whiskey, I'm having a look at Rebs get his eye in here at Krunk
I love he helps
And he's like, look at his self roast
By the way, hello Rebs
You going into the parade tomorrow? I wouldn't be, you know, I'll stay in the back yard and wouldn't be dark
I think it's the greatest load of punks I'm once all the Americans are all over here
Oh my god, I love this, I love Ireland
They get one more f*****
Oh f*****
I'm telling you, I hate it
Not everyone's a big fan of St. Patrick's Day
He's never was a laploy to say a punch and lunch or something, you didn't like it
No, no, he said something else
No, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, nothing there, Billion
What we find out, maybe in the, yeah, rap, rap, rap, rap
Now on Triple M's rush hour
No, let's talk, rap, rap, rap
It's Philly's all sports report
Yeah, rap, it's
Have you got the Oscar music ready?
Yeah, this is ready for when Bill starts to, uh, put a babble on
No, when the speeches are going too long at the Oscars, they just get the music to cut them off
Well, you know, that's what we're doing with you now
Short and sharp and succinct
And when you stumble, it's coming in
Oh geez, that's a trouble
Just on the St. Patrick's Day
Happy St. Patrick's Day to all the Irish footballers which we love
Yes
They make a great game, even
I felt W players as well
Exactly right, I just haven't got the W players here, let it be good, will
No, I'm wrong, sorry, some of them
Well, I'm Marco Conner
Marco Conner
Oh, sheen, Malin
Oh, sheen, Malin Conner, McKinnah
A Calum Brown, Liam O'Connor
Uh, Conner Nash, a Martin, uh, a joy see up there in Brisbane
Oh, right
Oh, that's not a good for a few
That's no need for that
You were babbling on
I wasn't
Well, Cal Brown, when he came in last year, I think it was last year, Robs
That's still one of my favourite interviews
Because for 10 minutes he didn't understand a word Bill said
Yep
And Bill didn't understand a word he said
Bit like when you met Conner Nash after the grand final in September Club
Oh, yeah, you didn't know who he was
You didn't know who he was
Oh, you had no idea
I knew it was Nashy Boy
Oh, exactly
And now, Pies will challenge the one match band
Oh, for you
For you, for you can fat
You can actually say that to the radio
For you can fat
They were never going to do that with it
So we'll see what happens, eight o'clock tonight
Good
Five o'clock tonight
Surely just gets off
He walks in, they go
We love the way you've gone about it Scotty
Just walk straight around and you're playing
Turn around and walk straight back out again
Yes
Jagger Smith from the Blues has been named round one
Tillstra AFL rising star
nomination Jimmy Boy
Didn't we do that yesterday?
No, we're supposed to, we forgot
Any second AFL game
32 disposals, 15 of those in the first quarter
He just gets it
He just gets it
We were supposed to
We forgot
Well, three of us were told
You, me and Rabs
We all forgot
He just gets the ball, didn't he?
Yeah, he does
He finds it
He does
We're busy after five
Hmm
Well
Jimmy is
No, we're busy
Tom Morris has reported that the Saints
have resigned
Mateus Affilipo
Good
Halfway through last year
Extending his contract to 2028
And what is to believe a million dollars a year
So if they resigned him halfway through last year
And it's just reached a press
Exactly
Exactly, Jim
That's not weird
It is
Jesus, he got some players on some good coin
That means
He got some players
Not on some good coin
Oh, he's real
Well
He rabs
That music's coming in
He's in
The boys of Formula One
David Croft showed
Yeah, I feel a bit of love
During the Chinese Grand Prix
I've ever lived on this
I love this
To be fair
I didn't see the contact until the on board
So
Yeah, you think again
With that one
You shouldn't really be
Seeing cars hit each other
Rubbing his racing
Sure
It's a non-contact sport
I know you're watching the
Aussie Royal Football last weekend
That very much is a contact sport
Go the pies
Go the pies as they say
Go the pies
Wow, we
Isakini Sydney Jim
Has been cleared
Clear of any structural
A damage to his amy
But he won't play this Thursday
Not against the Hawke
Surely not
Does not play that game
Six-day turn around
No
That's a big game too, isn't it
Richman Defender
A Josh Gibbis
Gibkis
Gibkis
Spell it right
Well
He has committed to Richman
For a further three years
He's a very good player
Good to have him back playing for him
NBL, Adelaide 36ers
Will host South East Melbourne
Phoenix, come on Phoenix tonight
In Adelaide
And this will decide
Who plays in the Grand Final
Against the Sydney Kings
It's the best of five finals games
The Grand Final
Jim, they play five finals games
It's huge, isn't it
They're a big game for the Phoenix
Come on Phoenix, win that one
We go through the granny
Oh, if I don't
Raps you'll be there
The Matilda's will face China tonight
At nine o'clock over in Perth
In the semi-finals of the Asian Cup gym
The winner will take on either South Korea
Or Japan in the final on Saturday
So it's a big game for the Matilda's tonight
And South Australia Victoria
Match drawn in the Sheffield Shield
And I think
Already the final
The Sheffield Shield Final
Will be Victoria
And South Australia
Here in Melbourne
City Power Centre
March 26th
March, I would say Thursday week
Yep, Thursday week
That's the very hard to beat Victoria at that venue
And they deserve to go in favourites
They've had an unbelievable year
So the Sackers really
To do it again
They wouldn't have left here
They're a fair way back from Victoria
Victoria have been incredible
Carey place
Yep, he does
She's he was good beyond the stumps
Tooks two of the best catches
You'll ever see my friends
Been extraordinary behind the stumps now for a long time
Yeah, I know
Just yesterday it was too
Anyway, that'll do, Rapsy
You needn't have to wrap your eyes
Oh, well under pressure
Yeah, they'll have a look at fat
Don't worry, the off-guard
The off-guard is just a music
And it fits sharpen these act up
Oh, you began usual
Max Gourney is in the air
Look, the captain of the days
You know what?
Here it is, you got a bit
Hit him with it
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The D's had a huge win
On Sunday against the Saints
To kick off their season
Pretty much thanks to this man
It's a captain, Max Gourney
Gourney
Gourney
At 1.60
At 1.60
At 1.60
At 1.60
At 1.60
At 1.60
At 1.60
At 1.60
At 1.60
She puts it into the pocket
I've been to Gourney
He's going
Gourney
Well called, Rapsy
Gourney
Going to extend the lead
Oh, Maxy
Oh, Maxy just stands in the crowd
It says I've got that, that's a fact
It's a new Gourney on the Cup Stavin King
And they started
He's spectacular, that's it
How good was it by the way
Yes, everyone waiting to see what the D's will deliver
And they delivered Max Gourney in spades
Well done, that's a brilliant way to start the season
Yeah, thanks Jim and Bill and Raps
The best thing was definitely
Winning a close game
We've lost a lot of them
In recent times
In particularly late last year
And one against St Kilder
That we don't need to talk about
But
Well, that's not bad
Jack Langley got three votes
That's the game, we all remember that game
So the fact that we're able to win one of them
Is certainly a great way to start the year
Bill's still confused
Can you explain the punchline to that gag
Jack Langley got three votes
When Messiah should have
When Messiah had three five
Oh, when he kicked the Gourney off his own
And he did everything
That's it
Yeah, did he get
Because we were in front for three and a half quarters
So maybe they thought Melbourne player
Should have been the best on player
Great win, well done, Maxy
We loved it there
The crowd were up and about
I was so happy for Stephen King
What did you two say to each other
The two big ruckmen at the end
Uh, just, I mean
There's not much to it
Three others, there was uh, it was a well done
Um, he
He was a bit nervous
He could tell
To start the game
He almost had a tear in his eye
And he's a pregame address
You could see how much pride
That he had in being able to lead a team
To the MCG
And um, I mean most people
Have seen the vision of him
Celebrating after Bailey Fritches Gold
Which is
Pretty inspiring to see your coach really
In the trenches with you
And supporting as much as he can
So
Yeah, it's a great way to start the year
I mean, it's a big reality check
We now go to Frio and Frio
So in, with a six day break
So you can't keep celebrating
You can be on a high
And take that momentum into Frio
But um, yeah, it's a pretty big change
Straightaway
So Maxy, I've got a cutler made to a mad
Dees fans
And in the offseason
They were flat on what they thought was coming up
And I'm not being smart in hindsight
I said at the time
I don't agree
I think you've got some really good kids
As well as your established players being legends
But you know, Windsor Turner, Tolstruck, Langford, Lindsay, Sharp, Van Roy
And you've got this this core of young fellas
That I really like the look of
Uh, yeah, I agree with that, Jim
And um, we still got sort of 12
Premature players
And maybe two or three guys
There were emergencies for that
Premature as well
So still sort of 15-16 guys from that 2021 team
That are going strong
And then you add those names that you just said
That all weren't here in 21
Um, some of them have now got four or five years of experience
Like Jacob Van Royen
Um, Caleb Windsor's into his fourth year
Um, Matt Jefferson is injured at the moment
Into his fourth and fifth year
So there's some guys that we've um, put some games into
Over the last little bit
That we're all really excited to see what they're able to do
And it's going to be tough
AFL is extremely tough
Like I said, we've got six days to go
On one of the toughest road trips in Fuddy
To try and upset the team
That everyone's tipped to win it
Um, they've played an extremely good first half
Against your boys, Bill
Body out
Um, so those young boys are going to be tested again
But um, with that little bit of experience around them
Those Premature players that I've said
Um, hopefully we'll be able to hold up
And a little bit of the trail picket
There's some sizzle there, Maxie
The pickets
Yeah, I mean, I remember talking to your boys
And I wasn't so sure
I just thought Cosie was able to draft his best friend
But
He didn't say that
It's aged pretty well that
While I reckon Cosie has actually got an eye for recruiting
Maybe get him on the recruiting table
I think he was actually to be fair
But um, yeah, he can play
He obviously saw
What he was able to deliver
There's going to be some stuff that he's still lacking
Some weaknesses in his game
But he's strengths are so exciting
Yeah, you're only kicked
I think I might have been two goals
Or one and handed one off
But what he does for the morale
Or the group when you're all up there
Like the the morale of the group
After the trail kicks his goal
Realmost invincible for a couple of minutes
Cos our first game has gone and done that
So I don't think stats will ever tell you
What the trolls done to the game
Speaking of stats
And you're so I'm going to talk about yourself
Because you are still the king
And you saw Tom the Coney
And he's the big
Everyone's talking about him
He's on two million dollars or whatever
And you've got to slap the over the other side here
The old dog
And you've just said stuff you may
I'm going to show you
Maxie talking to school
Pre-school
Kindergarten
Right through high school
You just showed him a new one
Didn't have a spell in the last quarter
And you just pulled out his pants and went whack
I'm going to keep my power to dry here I think
No, I'm one of
If not the biggest Tom the Coney fan
I think he's a star
I think he's I think he's worth the money
Particularly you've got to pay
That's what a money to try and get someone away from a club
I understand the world we're in
I think he's going to be a good player for a long time
I had a chance in the last quarter to stay on the ground
And to be fair I did a bit of my work when Tom was off the ground
So that's an advantage that we saw
We could potentially use
But it's going to be nonstop for me this year
Like I've got Sean Darcy Luke Jackson combination
Coming up this week
I doubt I'll be able to stay on the ground against those two
Because they'll probably time me out in the first half
So we might have to do something differently
And Harry Petty might have to rucks more minutes
No room for humility on this show
No actually
When we pump you up
You just sit back and accept it
Because it's exactly what you'd love to
Tell us about the ruck rules
Pleas is the most experienced ruckian playing the game
How have you found the ball being thrown up
They're not allowed across the line
What do you think of it all
Uh yeah it's a fun little game the ruck rules
I the way they're written Jim
I don't love them
But the way they've been umpired so far
I don't mind them
So
Either they've been given a talk into the umpires
And said just loosen yourself up on the hard across the line rule
I feel like that's what's happened
Yeah the way it's written in the rule book
Is actually an interesting version
But it hasn't been umpired like that
So we have the mics obviously on the umpires
It's basically well
Triple M and channel seven
But on channel seven
You can hear them much better
Because the crowd noises brought down a little bit
And what I've heard over the first two rounds
Are commentating Maxi
Is the umpires
And the ruck man
Talking a lot
And the ruck man
Doesn't matter who it is
Are into the umpires for not throwing the ball up
Consistently
And I'm listening to it going
How hard is it to throw a football up
That that can't be hard
It is and to be fair I don't do it
Uh usually gets someone to do that for me a training that's quite
That's that's one of the nice things about being a ruck
But if I went for let's say there's been
200 cent of bounces
If I went for a 200 of them I'd show a hundred that didn't go up in the middle
Um and I'd show 50
There were different heights to the other one
So um it is the fact that that's such a variable
Should make the way the rucks run in a variable as well
The fact that we have to be right on a hard line
For a variable throw
I find it with a 110 kilo block runner
Natia
Yeah
There's a lot to play there
So I like the way it's been umpired so far
There's been a couple of ones where I've gone
Oh maybe that could have been let go
But um from from an all from watching all them in uh
Total total total total total total total total total
I looked at the wrong way
You did
Most certainly
Did they call them back?
Can they actually call them back if it's a bad throw?
I suppose they can
Uh I was looking for a couple of them with the boundaries on the weekend
There was a couple of shallow boundaries
I was sort of looking over and nothing got given
No I don't think I don't think they can
I like that too Maxie
A couple of the boundary umpires are now sneaking into the ground a bit to throw the ball in much better
He doesn't
You don't need to throw it from the line and it gets the ball to the right place on the ground
That's an easy fix that one
You want the ball on the corridor
Oh it's all good
And it's me
Sorry Maxie
Professional
You have been proved in the Ruck
There's no doubt about that when you start a Victorian WA went bang bang
Yeah
Kick the first two goals Maxie
We haven't proved since then
Yeah
You've proved it just a tiny bit
Just a tiny bit
Yeah no idea what was going on
No those two first throws at Arigen
Caught me by surprise a little bit
Uh
Does the camera actually told me that night that he was watching that umpire in the warm-ups
And was watching him throw it up really small
So he had the competitive advantage on me there
I didn't know but thanks for bringing that up
No I appreciate it
They're coming into the studio
Well I turned it on I thought this would be good the Vixel start well and uh
Well we WI just went bang bang
Well take a break
Me and Maxie will have a little chat a bit
No I think you're looking at Maxie he wants to have a chat to you
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Captain of the D's Max go on and stuck around the head west
This weekend to take on a frail up to stadium on Saturday night
The next time game is Easter Sunday versus the Gold Coast
D's members jump on now membership
Got Melbourne Fc.com they're on fire Jayden
And they've got pen ride as a big sponsor as do we of course here on the rush hour
So that's a great company to have on board and with that Maxie
Yep I saw you spending some time with Lewis Hamilton
How did that happen?
Yeah the family are in company in pen ride
We've done a couple of little activations with them already
Toby
Toby
I uh we trained maybe a hundred salesmen the other day
And there were a couple of sore boys I must say
I was tackling them to be fair
Did a did a rut contest against Toby?
Yeah I didn't obviously get near me
Uh maybe he's about to do one of the rut contest
No look I this is uh I'm good at what I do
Jim I knew there was a chance to meet Lewis
through Lulu Lemon
Which is yep thanks Rob's and then
I knew the pen ride
Again the pen ride jumper in the hands of the best car racing driver in the world
Yes
Would be something that would be beneficial to pen ride
So I ticked my Lulu Lemon box as well
Was ticking the pen ride box from the same photo
And got to meet Lewis who was actually
I thought he'd give me 20 seconds he gave me about 40 seconds
So he gave me doubles what I thought he'd get
And he's a tiny little bastard as well
He is not the way I described him on the night
He's certainly in terms of stature he's not massive yes
He gave me Kardashian there and that
I that was on the no-ass list
Oh
Can't ask about you didn't see it but
Yeah I said you can't ask me about Jess
I can't ask him about him
Did I hear you interviewed the other day
And you were driving into the game on Sunday
And you weren't sure how your team were going to go
And how you were going to go
Yeah it's one of the cool things about round one
I think
Fans go to the game with their staffs
And whatnot and not knowing exactly how the game's going to fold out
You definitely didn't see three o'beams
Seven goals in front of quarter time
It's a similar story to Melbourne fans wrong enough
But it's not it's not just fans
It's definitely players
We've finished the year pretty poorly
We've sucked our coach
We lost our last four games
And then you do another preseason
I've got a young rock that's challenging me a training max heaf
You feel a little bit older a little bit slower
You're like okay it's been five months
How am I going to go against
Probably the fittest in agile
And fastest rock in the comp in
Tom the Coney like has is going to go
26 degree sunny day
So those thoughts do go for you ahead
Yeah
Funny enough
Speaking of not expecting things to necessarily go
The way they did North Melbourne
With around one win first one in about a hundred years
But I'm interested in the fact going back to that origin game
That big Tristan Cherry who I know
Because you and I have chatted about him
Off mic a couple of times you love
The fact that he's just a big angry strong bastard
How did you go playing alongside him?
Was that fun?
Yeah I wanted to get on talking terms of Tristan
We sort of wrestle a little bit out there
It's a my one goal actually had two goals with Victoria
Actually sorry three goals
One was to pitch to Zach butters didn't get that one done
Two was to to win the game
And then and then three was to just be friendly with Tristan
So maybe next time we play we don't wrestle the whole game
Because you didn't have a friend
Maybe you were here and you weren't
You had no friends
So who did you power up with?
Yeah I had
I unfortunate
No sorry this is harsh
Fortunately because he is an eight time all Australian as well
But the 35 year old had to stick together
So I had danger
And then there was a couple of other
dads that were around the mark with Tommy Stewart and Josh Battles
So the dads sort of stuck together
You found some friends
Don't you wear friends and he texted me after the game on the weekend saying
Well done
We've really gone to another level
I almost texted him back
What did you text back?
I said how's the calf
But I can't repeat how it is
No it's going good
He said the calf's good
Hey mate congratulations
And you actually said the calf's really good
Oh did he say he said he said he's really good
A 130th time you're captaining your famous club
But draws your level with Nate Jones
We all love of course
And you're still a little bit back from the great David needs
But that is a great honor max corn
Uh yeah I love captaining his football club
I know
I'm just doing it for the time being
And someone else will do it in the near future
But as long as I'm getting voted in
And there's a chance to meet a captain of the club
I'd love to do it
It's the oldest sporting club in the land
I keep getting told
I haven't checked that
Still long and long
Yeah but apparently in the world
We're not just AFL
No exactly
Which is crazy
I played for three days
The first game went for three days at the MCG
Yeah
And he played for three days
Well I suppose I'd go home
I mean cricket gets played for five days
Five days
I think they had a few on the bench
But they played for three days
A Jacob Van Ruyn
Yeah
It's not Roy and Jim are true
And there's two O's there
I'm good to see him kick six girls
I'm not sure which one it is
Now you said I think it's Roy
It's Roy and you
I think it's Roy and keep going
Yeah
But I'm too adding confusion back
There's two O's there Max
There's two O's
But I think then when you put a wire
After two O's the famous rule
There's obviously not a rule
That's right
Boy
It changes it's a
Roy and Roy and
And you start to question me
I don't know what it was Max
He kicked six
He kicked six
He did look good
He's over the last couple of pre-seasons
You can see him really developing
Into a big full forward
And you're sort of
Last year you go
I thought that was the year
Because he'd done two good pre-seasons
But it's been the third good pre-season now
That's finally hopefully going to kick him into gear
And not to say the last two years
Have been any sort of a failure
But he's been in and out of the team
Still
Now it seems like this year he's
He's going to be our third
I'm forward
He does look fit
The shaved head does that
Before I shave my head
You always look a couple of kilos
That's right
Yeah
And this bit here doesn't grow
No
Good bloody hands
And not only that
The big rooster
He can
Eruce the footy
Like 60 metres out
A couple of those bombs
From downtown
Maxi were really impressive
That's the confusing bit for you Bill
It's because his nicknames like Rousah
And they crowd goes Roo
So then you think it's ruined
But it's ruined
No I think we should get him on
And he'll tell us
Yup
I think he's on record
Is saying it's going to be his fan
And he's on record
Is he?
Now well done
Yeah well tested
Game by him
And how the bar's going mate
The used in one bar and Moda
Yes
Both going well
Moda we actually do a little
An open
Lamb on a spit on a Sunday
Abmoda, which I recommend,
early steak nights on Wednesdays,
if you're lucky steaks.
And then Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
just go to East End.
The boat bars are doing well.
The economy can be up and down in Melbourne,
but they're both going quite well.
Well known, beautiful.
You got it all, good luck.
Thank you, Steve Gain, this one,
over in the West.
Hard place to win, Opfer Stadium.
While we're famously good forming.
I've won Orange and there,
and I've won a grand final there.
So I do like the ground,
but Freo and Freo is famous.
But Paul Rooz used to actually say,
I know we probably want to kill the segment,
but I'm going to tell you a story.
Go on.
Hit that music, Rip.
I'm throwing those.
Not for slaps, y'all.
Paul Rooz once told the group,
it's up on coming in 2015,
we can beat anyone.
On our day, Eric and we can beat anyone.
He looked at his coach.
Did you agree, Frudy Frosty?
Did you agree?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's probably apart from Freo and Freo.
I'm going to wear it out there.
They're best, they're probably not beaten Freo.
Funny enough, we had Freo later that year,
and we didn't beat him.
Oh.
Thanks for that, Rooz.
Thanks for that, Rooz.
Rooz, you feelin' good about ourselves.
Before we let you go, Maxi,
I think we've got audio of Jacob saying his own name.
Let's have a listen.
Oh no.
My last name is pronounced Van Royen.
Bill, I heard Rooen.
Oh, I said, what did you hear that?
I heard Rooen.
What do you hear?
Rooen just doesn't make sense, you know?
Like, Jacob Van Rooen.
That's a tough name to Rooen.
He's like, how it spelt, it's...
How it's...
So you're saying he doesn't know
I'm not a sure amount of his own name.
The confusion is...
The confusion's the Roo.
Roo.
Everyone should be saying, Roy.
Anyway, we agreed to disagree.
We moved on.
Oh!
What is it, the Loki?
And the Oscar's playoff music, the Oscar's.
Well done, Maxi, good luck, mate.
On the weekend. Thanks, Tony.
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I don't like the thought of what's coming up here.
What, Jim?
What are you doing?
Well, we got the phone.
Time to connect with the magnificent Rush Hour family.
We love him.
And it's a nice time that we can touch with him.
And it's a nice time that we can touch with...
Exactly them.
Yeah, that's it. Well done, Jonas.
Anyway, we're on to the speech.
After the gorge.
Maxi Gorma's just on?
Yes, he is.
How tall is Maxi?
He'd be 200 plus, yeah.
That's how he's been. That's how he's been.
So he's been, isn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And where's this going?
Raleigh, Phil Thorpe is on later.
Yeah, he'd be up 200.
He went from, once we saw him play
and he was a skinny little kid, Fred Lade,
and he went in the gym for six months in a cave
and he'd come out looking like body tars and...
So he's big also.
So I was thinking about this, Jim.
I was thinking about this.
One triple three, five three.
What? What were you thinking about?
A short little phone topic.
Are you big, unusual?
No, Bill. Yes, Jim.
Fred, you cannot go with that.
Are you? That's not a phone topic.
Are you big, unusual?
Bill, no one will ring.
I'll tell you.
The Christmas tree.
Have a look at that.
Let's lit up, Jim.
Because, saying rabbits, he's saying there's not a call.
They're, because some people have big fingers.
No, Bill.
Would you like a hug?
No, Bill.
Gaden Hunt?
Are you big, unusual?
Are you going to the audience, the family members with that?
And not the obvious.
So if you're ring up, I want to talk about you.
No, thank you, Bill.
Heck yeah.
It can be that you're big in real estate?
Yes.
It doesn't have to be just a physical big, is that it?
Well, everything.
Are you big, unusual?
Might have a big head.
Oh my God.
Might have big eyes.
Big nose.
This has got train record, not get that music ready round.
Yeah, we've only got one call so far.
So one triple three hasn't gone through.
It takes number of seconds.
Are you big, unusual?
Are you big, unusual?
Got a double pass to go and see.
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But are you?
One triple three, five, three.
Are you big?
Unusual.
I can't.
And don't ring with the obvious.
We're not taking the call.
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Triple M's rush hour, JB, thought we're getting worse.
And you didn't think it was possible.
But what about the final we got up in the moment?
Are you big unusual, Jim?
On the back of Maxi Gawne and Raleigh are still thought
and myself.
Well, they're rockmen.
It's not unusual that they're big.
No, and you're big because you eat too much.
No, no, no, no, I'm as big.
And let's go to Paul.
Hello, Paulie.
Are you big unusual?
I'm not a big fat.
How are you?
My stuff got me.
He's got the biggest big toes you've ever seen.
How big are these big toes?
Well, his big toe was bigger than mine when he was 10.
And on six for two, they're quite large indeed.
Are they fat or are they just long?
No, they're just, they're very long.
Right, very long.
You're a big seam.
I've seen blokes before that their second toe
is way longer than their big toe.
That's weird.
I don't understand that.
But are that his toes was the same size as mine
when he was 10 and on like 42?
Cheers.
I don't know.
Oh, that's all right.
Okay, then Paulie's first name, Paul.
Set.
Oh, big toe, set.
Right, I don't know, set.
Stay there, Paulie.
Simone's on the line.
Hello, Sim.
Hi, hi.
Hey, hey, go.
You were going to say hi, Simone.
I was in the kitchen doing something.
I wasn't thinking.
So are you big unusual?
I am big unusual.
I had to have surgery on my toes when I was young.
And now I've got a massively long second toe.
And I can actually flip you the bird with my foot
because that toe doesn't bend.
We were just talking about you with Paulie.
You said that, Jim.
We're just talking about that with Paulie.
That's amazing, Simone.
How long is your second toe?
I've got a ruler here.
Well, it's pretty long and I trip over it.
It makes you trip.
I trip over that second toe.
And then if people laugh at me,
I'll flip him off with my foot.
Flip him off with the toe.
That's brilliant.
Stay there, Simone.
I love that.
Chris is there, fat.
Hello, Christopher.
Baby, that's how we go.
Yeah, good.
Where are you?
Chris, as a matter of interest.
I'm in summary.
All right.
Not in the Dunning.
Now, are you big unusual?
My old boss had a big bonk.
Like no.
It was nice.
How big would it have been?
Like Roxanne in that movie?
Bill Lorry.
I can't remember that.
Yeah, probably Bill Lorry, yes.
Would you have a nickname?
No, no.
No.
Just who's not there anything else with him?
Well, we used to have, of course, a boss.
Yeah.
Look, tunnel cliff.
And that's an extraordinarily large nose.
Like, unfeasibly large.
Liam Pickering.
Three calls in, JB.
How do you reckon this is going?
That's good.
No, Simone was good.
Nice.
Nice him was great.
All right.
So let's get on to Logan.
Logan Logan Logan.
Hello, JB.
How are we boys?
Good.
Bill and Robby.
What's big unusual?
I'm seven foot tall.
Seven foot.
Wow.
Yes, indeed.
Yes.
Jesus.
How tall's my, my dad?
They're very short.
They're like five, five tenish.
So what is that in centimeters, Logan?
213 centimeters.
213.
What do you do?
What do you do?
What do you do?
What do you do?
I'm a cabinet maker.
I do play basketball on the side.
Right.
Are you good?
Oh, I'm the best.
Oh, no.
So what's Sam Darcy?
He's like two ten in there.
Yeah.
And he's a massive bucket too.
That's unbelievable.
That's big.
That's every foot.
What are you in the line, Logan?
What are you way?
What do I way?
Will that answer it?
Nine kilos.
Oh, that's good.
So you're skinny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, so in the line, that's big unusual.
I don't see you go.
Andrew.
Andrew.
Oh, Joey.
Go ahead, Joey.
Big billion raps.
Are you big unusual?
I have massive calves.
How big are your calves?
Big around them.
They're 22 inches around.
22 inches.
How many is that in centimeters?
I got the ruler here, reps.
About 55.8.
That's yeah.
That's how big.
Twice the ruler.
And then muscular.
I go to Jim Leachman, Piss off all the body builders.
Apparently for body builders.
Up to the highest muscle to grow big.
And mine is just naturally ridiculous.
Well, they are.
That's amazing.
That's like Rodney Mars, the plate.
Great.
Carey-head.
Big buddy.
Carey-head.
Lucky-neil.
Lucky-neil.
58s.
That's double the ruler.
Oh, no.
Wow.
Who have we got the last one to say, Andrew?
Betty.
Hello, gentlemen.
Hello, Betty boy.
Are you big unusual?
I've got a fairly impressive cranium, how big is your head?
60 centimetres diameter.
60 centimetres.
So my brother, up until about three years ago, called me cabbage.
Cabbage, cabbage.
Can you get a hat to fit your head?
That's about it.
It's part of someone they had a head off, didn't they?
They had a measure off on the head.
I used to play with Dennis Hickey here at the biggest head off ever seen.
Huge mellow and we used to call him and we used to take a tape measure.
One of those ones that seems just as used around.
And we go to all the other state teams and we go get your biggest head out.
And we'll put you up against Reggie and no one got anywhere near him.
Can you remember how big a look?
Huge.
Well, I don't know whether it was 60 centimetres.
That's a big head.
Big head.
That is a big head.
Right, big head.
Well fat, it's not your best.
No, but it's okay.
But you did get some costs.
I'll see.
Jaya, boss screened in here and went off there.
Oh, I loved it.
Well, now look at him going good.
That's good Bill.
Well, no.
She's so weird.
So where are you sending your price?
That's a moan.
It's a moan winder.
That's a moan.
That's a second turn.
Second turn.
And she can flip them off.
What does she win?
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Are you, how good is that?
That's awesome.
Awesome.
Thanks, boys.
Good on you, Sim.
Good on you, Sim.
Great work.
And well done, Bill.
All right, fat.
I think, I think, Tobik's ratio tomorrow.
Yeah, fair enough.
Just, I'll just take that.
Yeah, you might.
Straighten things up a touch.
Well, it's up, they quiz tomorrow.
I'm, they quiz Jim.
Oh.
With fat.
With fat.
What the hell?
You can get Tobik's on Thursday.
If we lost that one.
Oh, if you're here.
Oh, thanks.
We won't be on for you.
But Betty.
Thank you.
Kyle Sandalens.
This is the show where sport meets stupid.
Triple M's rush hour with JV and Billy.
Just going.
Is the best way to destroy this show at the minute?
Yes.
Literally.
The wheels are just turning over.
Uh, Riley Philfort, not far away.
Well, I reckon if he's heard that first, Harry Fountain back out.
Uh, that's coming up.
A joke, of course.
I'm going to actually ask you, fat.
Yes, please.
Why you appeared on New South Wales on Sydney Radio.
So why did that happen?
I'm going to get to that.
Hop you'll.
Because I'm not sure you represented us in fine style.
But that's coming up as well.
But to now.
Well, we've got a new segment.
A new segment.
Or a segment for today.
Because.
I don't know if it's going to be a segment.
I don't know.
I look forward.
I look at the herald sun.
Oh.
A page.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, crap.
I don't even got into it.
Page 52 of the herald sun.
Uh, they've got footies power 50.
So it's the ranking alone way back in the book.
Yes.
Most powerful people in AFL 40.
Craig Drummond.
Oh, I have to be in there.
Oh, no, you're not Jim.
Craig Drummond.
Number one, of course.
If you get anyone from Triple M's in there.
No, Chris Scott.
Oh, really?
Chris Scott is at number four.
Craig Hutchison.
Hutchison at eight.
How's Hutchie in there?
Well, he's a pretty good player.
That's why I'm learning his station.
No one listens to the broadcast of 40.
What else has he got to do with the game?
Well, he's channel seven links.
Peter Verlandis is in at 12.
What?
He runs rugby league.
I don't know.
I don't know what to be.
Well, so the list is this fat.
Ah, cement head.
Craig Kelly at 22.
Well, I'll see.
I'll call him.
Yeah.
Oh, Jay Clark.
There we go.
We've got one.
So I managed to find a spot for Jay-C here.
Stuart Fox.
My mate.
Need some tickets coming up.
Uh, the 33.
And Eddie McGuire at 35, if you don't mind.
Uh, but so I thought on the back of that, Jim.
What have you done?
That's five.
I've got the five most powerful, influential people in the game
of Auffell.
So do we start?
Let's get number five.
I have.
I have come up with my own list.
And at number five, Chris Lucas.
What?
What Chris Lucas?
Yeah.
Restaurant.
Who wants to run some of Australia's biggest eateries and bars,
including club chin chin, located at GMHBA stadiums.
So Chris Lucas.
He's got a restaurant that's got a pop up at your ground.
You're saying he's won the top five most influential people.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But at number five, most influential people in the game of football.
You're getting this.
You're getting it.
Good on you, Kim.
Well done.
How about number four, Vince?
Bailey Smith.
No.
One of the AFL's best and most marketable players.
Beautiful skin.
What's it?
MARKETOBLE.
And beautiful skin.
And beautiful eyes.
And a star.
So...
We love할.
Yeah, we do love bowels.
And...
Yeah.
That's it, number three.
Three Coco number three Andrew Dylan. He's the CEO Jimmy has to be in there
Yeah, why have you put him in there? Well, he has to be in there. He's already in there
He's in that one in the old Sun. No, he's in mine too. So don't worry about that. So he just wasted himself
Number two
Steve Brax
He's been fantastic
Dennis nap thine and Ted Bayu Jim premieres the Victoria who donated funding to help out a
Struggling country provincial AFL club to build a new grandstand and scoreboard
Thank you to the Victorian Premiers who also barrack for the cats
No way
So I'm just because they put money into your dump of a joint. Yeah, they're putting them in as the most influential people in the game
Second eight the second most and we get to number one. What do you got at number one Bill?
Barry Steiner more Billy Brown. So I just
Could not
No, they head up the most because of the pivots the most powerful cotary group in the AFL the pivots
So well done the bass and don't end the woodsman
No, no or powerful
More more powerful so well done there to the Premiers to Andrew Dylan to Barley Smith Chris Lucas and fat and bass
You're putting yourself in as the most powerful and influential person in the game
Yes, I am
Now I'm gonna have a spell now finish up
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Straight after front bar on seven and seven plus sport and boys Noah Anderson mentioned you in the interview with Hamish McGlachlan
When I first got up to the Gold Coast like I was doing radio with JB and Billy Brownless and it was like my first week and they're like oh
We've got a quiz like we've got a Gold Coast Suns history quiz
And I was like
And I like went and grabbed rally and like had him on speaker and rally was just like giving me all the answers
And I was just like saying it like five and five like but rally was just was
Do you always remember that I cannot
Memory of that at all. I can 2020 so that's covered no you can't remember anything
Bill was down at a criminal eating curry such as six years ago
So they even know I think we had a quiz opener for it didn't we?
It's time for another famous Billy Brownless quiz
I am back. It's the rush hours. How much do you know?
Matty did you come up with that fat?
I did and I passed it on the Matty and he went with it right we should bring that back actually Billy Brownless quiz
Do you know? No, I don't do two quizzes a week and that is more than enough and of course he's Noah
doing the quiz are
Who has played the most games for the Gold Coast Suns?
Jared Harbrough. Yes
The boy from Maruitna
Roday the most wins in a row for the Gold Coast swat us ones the most wins in a row for the gold gold
Suns is how many?
I'm gonna say
Five yeah
Five in a row back in 2014 and the last one here and those are on what do you know up at which
Theme Park would you ride the Doomsday Destroyer?
Out of the movie well. Yes, well done three three
No sir. It's now a three in your bill because you keep calling him no sir. Yeah, that's right
He loved it. He wasn't he didn't love it. The Gold Coast swans. Yeah, Gold Coast swans and no sir
No wonder that quiz didn't last
So it burnt into his brain to the point that he's spoken of home about it. He's actually right unfilled it. When's that on?
I start off the front bar tomorrow night 9 30 p.m. A. E. D. T. Bill on
Seven and seven plus
The crows have a huge game on Friday night at Adelaide over against the dogs and we're joined by their let's be honest
Massive super star. He's the old Australian Raleigh Phil Thorpe
Huge moment
Probably still for converts well since a long bowling side
Man fat dip who reminds me of myself shut up big rugged tough good-looking
The whole package in his with us now big filth. Welcome to you mate. Hey boys. How are you?
Well beautifully Jim's you Jim's full of it. How are you? Yeah, it looks like you just step straight off the training track
Straight out of the showers straight here. I didn't want to miss a minute with you boys
So I mean try so when I used to train back in the day I'd run about six and a half seven k's per training
What are you running at the minute rolls?
Oh, we had a bit of a lot on today. It's about six k's
Three days plus game. So getting ready for Friday. The difference between
Riley running six and you is about 20 kilos fat. So that's he's got a lug a whole lot of muscle around with you
Hey, well done by the way. That's a great win on the weekend. That must have been a nice playing trip home
Yes, very nice. Thank you
Yes, a bit nicer coming home with a win that it normally is
Come back from Melbourne. So very pleasing team performance and yeah, pretty happy but we're moving on to this week
And I'll tell you what Wayne
Malira. I didn't know where he was there and but he was unbelievable probably best on ground
Yeah, he's super talented. He's been very unlucky the last few years of injury
But we've all sort of known internally what he can bring and it's just so pleasing and seeing it seeing put it all together and being injury free
So explain this to me big rolls. You've got yourself Texan and fog all inside that forward 50 all
Massive great big bastards. Yes. So how do you work out who runs where who draws the footy who gets out of the way like what's the
Well, you know, what's the actual method behind you all sort of blending your rolls?
Well, I think you boys know who runs it. That's why I'm playing in the midfield Texas kicking me out a bit
Is there a thing I'm going to watch you so he's going to get me out of the 50
Yes
But now I've placed him over a few years now, so we sort of know how we work and
The boys are so selfless and so easy to play with so it works pretty well down there
Well, it's a bit hard because big rolls kick 60 last year one the all Australian of course
And then songs got 41 Texan got 39 there's 140 between him Jim and
A little forge just hanging around out out out
Keys are 36 Isaac Rankin 31 Richellie 27 so Jesus hard to find a goal up there big rolls
Yeah, there's a few boys fight on there Josh Richellie thinks he's a bit of a key forward as well
So he got to compete with him. He tends to go deep and keep me up higher
Um, but now it's really placing a very um, you know a lot of boys contribute and we don't really rely on anyone to kick goals
So it's it's a good a good problem to have I think
How are you I mean
Well, he's doing a Luke Jackson, are you?
Yeah, somewhat like I said text doesn't want me still on the goals, so he gets me up the grounds and
It's good to get my hands on it. I really enjoy it
And lucky we've got you know big locky McAnnery big stretch who was a pretty good all night and then
Toby Murray as well who sort of pinched it in the rock who was also pretty solid. I thought so that's an amazing thing in itself
Because of course, you know, he had the big fella
For years and years in the middle of the ground who now can't get a game
And you big obi and you've now got these two who have just walked in and look like they've been playing for 10 years
Yeah, we're big stretcher here. I've actually picked up 40 at age 20
So it's about 25 now. So he's done a pretty good effort. He's uh
He's a really long boy standing next to me makes me feel pretty short actually big stretch. So
Yeah, he's had a great preseason really put really put a burden to the sword
Um, but yeah, it's really pleasing seeing how far he's come in in the year and a half that he's been here
What did he put to the sword?
You big bird a big roly a brine
What are you talking about? Well, I thought of some saying I'd never heard of and I thought a big
Filthy had come up with some saying now you're a local boy a roly good wood. Where's that in west at night?
Goodie. Uh, just south of the city. Yeah about five minutes out. So
Right. Very local. Yeah, bloody. Oh, if you grew up supporting the crows. Who was your favorite player?
Uh, big slony and then towards the back end was actually lucky Murphy
I love the way you went about
I've got to meet him and uh, he definitely
Foot down the list of it. He's definitely down the bottom now
When you when you're meeting now is this fair to say roly a thill thought that
I reckon we saw you in 2024 you missed half the season because you hurt your knee
So we didn't see you then the next time we saw you you'd put on 15 kilos
You had these big muscles you had the big big beard you look like Thor
Your Thor your Thor
Is that right? What happened there in those six months?
I don't know about 15 kilos, but I was I was pretty heavy. I was about
130 kilos, so I'd put on a little bit. Yeah, um, yeah, I think the beard was was holding a few few kegs in that
Um, but no, just
Obviously had a lot of time on the sides and then the sidelines and watching the boys and I was in a brace for about 12 weeks
So I couldn't do a whole heap on my legs. So it was a lot of um, yeah a lot of others and
Yeah, gave it a red hot crack and um
Yeah, it's it's helped me a fair bit coming back feel a bit a lot stronger than I and I was before that and yeah
Worked well. What were you benching? Give us your max
Uh, I actually fractured my wrist before I did my max, but I had hits
152 for two I think for two
I didn't use my fractured my wrist for example, but wow
Yeah, that's heavy built. No, well, I was a bit of a hundred feet. You were no way to turn around 110
Actually, I never did wait. I hate it. Wait. You know what else I hated
Chin ups. How many chin ups can you do? Big boys cannot do chin ups. Can they
Uh, yeah, I couldn't know when I got to the club. Yeah, not too bad now, but they are a
They're suited for the smaller man view. I'll give you that. Well, and dips. Did you sit there the worst bloody things in the world?
They're stupid dips
No, I don't know how I could just just uh, just face face to look good
Who is a sneaky strongest bloke at the club? So you are it's obvious with you because as
We all know you're a big man, but who's the one that you we would be surprised at how strong he is?
Well, Nick Murray holds a club record
When he was doing his ACL rehab. No, he hit 162 for one. Sure. He 162. Yeah
He was a strong boy, so he was he was he's got the club record
So he's the strongest, but a couple young boys who bond benches really well you know about 155
Bloody hell
God for Shelley is it. I won't
Too much, but this is pretty strong as well. All right fat. We need a little break with the big fella because we've got to get him finished
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Now you played cricket now we obviously are on the weekend with Bernie vince every every weekend
Unfort any never shuts up about a good a cricketer he is
He claims that he's the one that got you all over the line in the grand final you and Tex and James Pete Ling and Dorsen all of them
Can you give us the truth about burn as a cricketer?
Yeah, he was pretty handy to be honest
It ain't quite good. You can get you to the prelim though. You got dropped the prelim so
That read to that as you will
We won pretty comfortably without him. So I'm not sure he was the difference maker, but he's pretty handy and yourself. Yeah
Yeah, I didn't do it a whole lot to me. I just bought a bit of offspin um oh
You get much for a run. Yeah
So you've come in off a couple of spots big roly filled thought comes in and just throws up the hole
things
I think I scared if you'd like to see the warm up
I'm not falling fast and then first now it was just a little little tweaker
Do you love your cricket? Do you follow the redbacks or the the sacks as they've gone back to
Yeah, I do. I do love my cricket played up until about 17
So I had to pick between footing cricket. Well, not really that footy was always going to work
I guess but um yeah try and give up a date with it
We went and actually saw that the redbacks
Sackar over in Melbourne just for the climate game
So it was good to watch them over there and they had a pretty good start
Speaking of cricket uh Mitch Marsh. How's he going by the way on the crow's list there
Yeah, he's going well marshy
Yeah, very skillful um great play sort of learn from the ropes now and hopefully we can see him in the one soon
What do you go now? What about the new facility? We fly over it coming into Adelaide how far are you away from that being
You're every day
Yeah, I think it's um we should be about Christmas next year. So when we come back to the Christmas break
We should be in there, which is uh very exciting
I'm worse like it's been good, but it's a bit outdated now. So we're all yeah super keen to get into the heavy
It'll be unreal. What's a call the new area and suburb
We just said it that would a febby febby and built a febby
What kind of it's the worst? Oh, I'm trying to say it when I was over in Adelaide
Febbyden febby to build it's not hard to say but how do you spell it Raleigh?
The Barton t-h-e-b-a-r-t. This is the bloody stupid thing, right? This is how you spell it
t-h-e-the-batch
So it's called the Barton, but you pronounce it
Thibbyden
It's just weird. You're overthinking American Jill
It's like your funny Stoby Pals and your cross-lotto come on Filthy what happens over there in Adelaide
I reckon you can clearly over fill up it while I just let that on go
rlils
You couldn't be further from the truth. It's actually not possible for builder overthink
That's not something you can do. Tell us about the Western bulldogs. They're in white hot form
Yeah, obviously flying at the moment. It'd be a good test
Are we good to be at Adelaide over our first home game for the years that are all super keen and
Yeah, to be a great challenge to see where we're out. Who get you? Riles
I don't know, last time was the lobsters, so we'll see how we go. Hopefully he's got some cool hair dye in or something, and we can see how we go.
Give it to him, Riles Ferdigham.
I'll let the footage of this walking hopefully. That's the plan.
You're going beautifully. Last year as we heard in the intro, not only all Australian showdown, Metal Leading Gold Kicker,
established himself as a bloody star of the conference, brilliant second in the beast.
Second in the best and fairest too.
Thank you Bill.
Now, the better half of Nikita, is that, have I got that right?
Yep, yep, you got that right.
And how's that going? Are you just traveling along nicely, big Riles?
Go on well mate, we just got a new puppy, so it was a tough, tough for a few weeks there.
I'm going to give him the rocks that I've been headed through, and we're going well.
I think we're sort of dog.
A little staffy, no?
Yeah, English staff in Jamaica.
Where's it's like?
Nikita wants her in the bed.
She's in the case now. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to hold off though.
If Nikita wants her on the bed, guess where the dog's going to end up?
Yeah, I'm trying my best, Bill.
No, no. We'll talk to you next week and the dog will be on the bed.
It took off, do you get a cry, Cheryl, somewhere?
To Rob Nick.
Yeah, oh my God.
Did you have your to Rob Nick, Italy?
See, I picked it.
We're all around here.
Very good, Bill. Very good.
Nice little trip, that mate. Well done.
How does Nikita go with the bed, Big Filth, as we let you go?
Does she like it more trimmed, or was she like the big Canadian Mounty look?
No, she likes to be more trimmed, so a bit more sophisticated.
Honestly, looking back, I can't believe no one pulled my head in.
I can't believe how crazy it was last year.
You went row.
You went row.
Yeah.
No, no, no. We saw it, Rob.
I believe it.
Let me know, Bill.
You're so big, and mostly everyone just thought I was letting go.
We won't say anything about the worst bed you've ever seen in your life.
We have no real friends apparently.
Surely someone at the club pulls you up.
I'm going to be over there. Can't wait to have a look live at the Adelaide Cros.
Finished on top last year for a reason, and they're going beautifully, so well done.
Thanks very much, boys. Thanks for having me.
On your own.
He filled four from the Adelaide footy club, as he said.
They play their first home game this Friday night against Doug.
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Uh-huh. Yes, Jimmy Boy.
Hey, it's St. Paddy's Day.
Just have a spell there.
Of course.
Oh, they were all out there drinking their big genuses.
Trying to split the G.
So good luck to all our Irish friends out there.
Now, fat, were you on New South Wales radio?
Sydney radio. Yes, I was.
That's Jimmy Boy.
That'd be New South Wales, yeah.
And why?
Because it's St. Paddy's Day and they wanted an Irish joke, Jimmy Boy.
How did that go?
So I rang in.
You rang in.
I rang in to Nathan Heinmarsh, one of the greats there.
Yeah, of course.
Anthony Maroon.
Maroon.
Yeah, Maroonie.
And I tell you what, have a listen to Heiney.
You might have heard this joke before.
Probably would have.
And maybe our rush hour family might have heard it before Jim.
But Nathan had never heard it before.
A woman asked him, how her husband Shane started.
A Tim replies, oh, it was terrible, Brenda.
He fell into a vat of dinner, stout, and he drowned.
Brenda says, oh, my dear Jesus.
Did he at least go quickly?
Tim replies, well, Brenda.
No, in fact, he got out three times to have a wee.
Oh, I need luck.
I don't think he'd ever heard it.
Oh, my God.
So today we'll get a much better one than that.
The sniffers laugh at anything up there, Jim.
Well, they do.
Yeah, that's true.
They're reasonably pleased by the fact that.
Yes.
Whereas we are a discerning audience.
What's that?
So.
What are you saying?
Sophisticated audience.
I know.
I tell you what, I tell you concerning audience.
Because they've sent in some jokes, Jim.
And they're not quite right out of the audience.
Anybody have an audience?
Yeah.
Right out.
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Yes.
And tomorrow, by the way, Mitch Cleary is going to be joining us.
I worry.
You're looking forward to that every Wednesday.
Yes.
But fat.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yesterday was just a boring story.
The only reason you got any plastic is because the man's name was Bong.
Jeffrey Bong, of course, from Melbourne.
So we've got another joke here.
But can I just tell you, Jim?
It's bloody hard to find a decent joke.
Well, that's the problem.
This is what I'm working with, Jim.
I'll give you a couple.
Right?
They aren't the jokes.
But have a listen to this.
They, they aren't.
The aren't.
Who's the new word?
Our one.
Why is it sometimes windy at Adelaide Aval, Jim?
Why?
Because of all the fans.
Oh, my God.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
What?
Billy Ocean.
Oh, my God.
What's the female equivalent of Tate?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to leave that one out.
Now, leave that one out.
All right, so now?
Oh, there we go.
You ready?
Yes.
And it's from in the day with a lot of stuff.
No, I haven't got it.
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This is from Jessica Hamer from Adelaide. Right.
It's so good. You're ready? It's a short one. We like a short one.
Yes. What do you call Winnie the Pooh when he's dead?
What? Stiff shit.
Oh, Jessica. Now there's no need for that, Jessica.
Stiff shit.
It's gone.
It's gone.
Look at all cats bar. He's not happy. Come on, cat.
No, we're not doing the tea bag.
That's a very cool joke.
No chance. That's that song. That's from Jessica.
Oh, it's how you just keep mentioning Jessica.
Thinking that'll get you off the whole world.
Wow, we've got the tea bag one for you.
No, it's not saying no.
No, no, no.
What is that?
No, I'm going there.
Oh, no.
Mass-pad better joke.
It'll break me.
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