Michael REACTS To Hilarious GTA 6 TikToks

0:00The right window treatments change everything. You're sleep, you're privacy, the way every room looks and feels. At Blinds.com, we've spent 30 years making it surprisingly simple to get exactly what your home needs. We've covered over 25 million windows and have 50,000 five-star reviews to prove we deliver. Whether you DIY it or want to pro to handle everything from measure to install, we have you covered. Real design professionals, free samples, zero pressure. Right now, get up to 45% off with minimum purchase. Plus get a free professional measure at Blinds.com, rules and restrictions apply. We've all heard radio advertisements about owing the IRS money that lean on fear and try to frighten you into calling. Tax relief advocates does things differently. Whether you owe 5,000, 50,000 or 500,000, TRA offers an actual solution. Do not lose hope. TRA could reduce or even eliminate what you owe the IRS. Their passion is taxes and helping individuals and businesses settle their IRS problems. They've earned over 1,000 five-star Google reviews and an A plus from the Better Business Bureau. There is no need to fear the IRS any longer. Substantial relief programs are available that can give you a fresh start.

1:03So do not delay. Visit tra.com at is tra.com or call 800-575-49-08. That is once more 800-575-49-08. Tax relief advocates real solutions for real people. This is a great version of this vicious, vicious game. So in anticipation, fewer of the memes. There is a good idea. There is a good idea.

2:05You're going to be doing all the job. It's kind of like in World War II, you know, when all the women had to take all the factory jobs, because the men were off fighting war. Except in this case, instead of fighting war and liberating Europe, the men will be playing violent and in some cases pornographic video games. Before we get to this next one, I got to give you a little bit of context. So in the game, you have to maintain a relationship with your girlfriend. So that means you have to text her back on time or else it affects your game progress. You have to take her shopping. You have to take her on dates. Is there real, really? It's real. You have to do that. It's very immersive. So use that context for some of the clips that you're about to watch. Okay. I really don't need you on my bumper right now, man. You angry. I get it. We all tell the ability. Okay. Yeah. Okay. It's too much. It's too many layers. I don't, it's too, I don't even know who that guy is. I don't, it doesn't. I'm too much of a boomer for that one. Okay. Next one.

3:06Step the hooker symbol. That's got to be the hooker symbol. He wants to go get a hooker. Yeah, that is, it's funny. I was trying to think, will I play GTA 6? Because you know, now I'm not like 16 anymore. I'm 36 years young, you know, Lady Never Tells. But back when dinosaurs first rode the earth. And even more than the gratuitous violence, which is probably not good for my soul, I think the hooker stuff might be worse. Right? It is crazy. You pick up and kill hookers. That was like a big part of the game. I've never played it, but Jacob just informed me that the stiletto is actually the strip club. Oh. Wait, there's a strip club in the game? Yeah. Because you know, at least with the hooker one. And again, I'm basing this on Grand Theft Auto by City. It was like you pick up the girl and then the car would just sort of shake a little. So it was suggestive, but it wasn't explicit. And then the hooker would get at you. It's how you generally play the game. So that there's a strip club. But now the graphics are so good. I bet that's like real pornography. Another piece of context.

4:07Part of the reason they pushed it is because they were developing this thing called a Jiggle physics. Jiggle physics? What's Jiggle physics? I don't want to know what Jiggle physics is. I don't know. You know what? Forget I asked. Forget I asked about the whole thing. Next one. Please. I'm sorry. Please. Should've called, man. You asked a whole friend of Ramy's. Please. Cause you're a good girl. You know it. I know exactly who you could be. I'll just hope. Yeah, I don't know. The girlfriend theme. It's not doing a lot for me. I don't. Cause I don't know. I don't really text anyone ever. So this idea of like you got a texture. Girlfriend back. You got to take her shopping. I have never I've basically never done any of that ever. So I don't get it. If I were a simple like Professor Jacob, I would probably get it more. But I don't I don't understand that next one. For what is a man? What has he got?

5:07If not himself. Then he has got to say. Is you get to stay home and play video games for two years? Do you get it? Yes, funny. I like that. Nice. And then go to to covis.com slash Noles Canada. You L E S. There are days when you put real thought into what you're wearing. And then there are days when the formula is jeans shirt done. Well, fortunately, this is where good parabutes can do the most work for you. Tacovas has the best boots. I absolutely love Tacovas boots. They're the only ones that I can even pull off. I get more compliments on them than I get on basically any shoe that I wear. They also make great wallets. My wallet. I love them. So in on Tacovas, man, they make these really beautiful wallets. I got this alligator wallet from them. Tacovas boots are handcrafted for more than 200 individual steps using premium leather and traditional construction. The other thing that surprised a lot of people is how comfortable they are. They're phenomenal. They're like broken in the second you try them. If you're like me and you can't quite pull off the cab by boot as much. They're loafers. I just the slippers are so great. Right now, get 10% off at Tacovas.com slash Noles Canada VLS

6:11when you sign up for email and text. So that's 10% off at t-e-c-o-v-a-s.com slash Noles Tacovas.com slash Noles see sight for details. Tacovas point your toes west. Love me as much as I do. Why do you belong to you? Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know it do be crazy out there. But I haven't. It's been so long since I've dated. And my wife is like normal. So I don't. Yeah, I know it doesn't ring as true. I understand. I know women do be like that sometimes. Some people don't think it'd be like it is, but it do. I know I just doesn't. It doesn't ring true to me. The great thing really most upsets me about that. Mem is that you download the video game. Because the last time I played video games, they came on something called a compact disc. I don't know if you were familiar with those CD. No one has CDs anymore. Yes, sweetheart. CD stands for certificate of deposit. They were like round shiny objects that you put into a machine

7:14and then it would be loaded. Well, first you put the cheat disc in and get all the cheats loaded in and then you put the game in and loaded in to something called a PlayStation 2 and then that's how you would play it. So now you just download all video games now. You download the new ones now, but back in the days, did you remember the name of the UK came up with for all the men not going up to work? It was the GTA flu. The GTA flu. That's funny. 2 million people didn't show up to work. And between LA and New York, it was up to 6% of working men called in. So who knows what's going to happen this time? Let's say, tell us. Yeah, they're going to start a pandemic. It's kind of sad that you don't buy the disc. I mean, I get it. I get why you don't. But that means that the video games, well, what happened? Wasn't GameStop going to IPO for like 50 billion dollars a few years ago? They obviously still exist. Huh. Next one. All right. It ain't my fault he ran right in front of my truck. Yeah, I know. I mean that. I remember when I would play this is I'm confessing too much.

8:15But when I would play by city, I would almost never do the mission. I would sometimes do the missions. But I mostly would just go around killing people and running them over for hours. I would just do that for hours. No story. No, it was like kind of like hell. It was like a vision of hell. I did it anyway because it's attractive when you cultivate vice. It was called by city. Next one. Those are like actual NPCs. I was I actually was having trouble with metaphor there because the NPC is the non-playing character in the video game. But now we use it as a metaphor for unthinking people walking around in the real world. But in this case, we were actually back to the literal. Okay, next one. Yeah, I don't okay. It's like a funny meme.

9:16But I don't think the bothers me about this meme is that they raised his voice up. It's like hell on hunt. It's joker and jerk. I don't want anything to be like this funny, but it's gonna be funny. But they have to make it in this in this absolutely adult generation. They just have to make everything even crazier. You know, and so they raised the voice. It doesn't made it less funny. Okay, when's it come out? When does the game come out? Is anybody there? Hello, Mueller. Anybody? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? No. Okay. Well, whenever it comes out, should I play it? Are you gonna play it? Should I play it? Let me know in the comments. See you next time. Feel free to respond whenever you guys want, whenever you have time. Call on me. Take me. He pressed the mute button instead of the microphone button.

10:17That'll do it. That'll do it to you. Okay. All right.