Mike Rainey Returns! | Rough Week Podcast #156

0:00Ladies and gentlemen, mostly gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of the Rough We Podcast. We're joined by a special guest, a dear friend. Just an absolute man. Yeah, man. I feel spoiled. This is my second time with Luke this week and third. They're in a row. I know. I know. I've been boy and around. Yeah, man. I feel like, uh, I feel like we've exchanged fur mounds, man. Yeah. Yeah. We've been running. We've been bunting, you know, it has buns. Yeah, we're workplace. We're really workplace boyfriends. Yeah, we're workplace boyfriends. It is nice to have a workplace boyfriend again. Yeah. I speak about butterly like he's my husband. Like anytime like somebody like, you know, said something, I say like, oh, we really enjoyed that. Yeah. Yeah. We'll definitely do it again. Yeah. Like it's a movie you want to say. It's like a restaurant you guys tried. We really enjoyed the hummus. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't Tim, what do we like? You're like different. What's the one I like? Tim, you know, he's he's being funny right now. Yeah. You're not arguments, you're not arguments of parties.

1:02Let me out. I just throw myself out of a moving car. Oh, dude, I found out the lady that I hired, the company I hired to clean my house that I moved out of and Philly. She, uh, she inherited the company from her friend who passed away by throwing herself out of a moving car during an argument with her boyfriend. Wow. So it's a haunted cleaning company. Wow. That nuts. Did you get the details on the fighter? That's all you know. No, it's a fight about. I don't know. Like my wife knows more than I do. Yeah. And it just sounds like real dumb bitch shit. Yeah. You guys also is just like, I said this exit, not the next exit. It's the dumbest thing ever. I know myself, dude, in the midst of a fight, like you're not yourself in a relationship fight. You know, no, just in the moment, if your chick throws herself out of the car and dies, you're like, yeah, good. Yeah, look at how stupid you look. You're dead. Yeah. I'll get in the order to go past. She just looks like a fucking like dead spider. Yeah, yeah, crazy on the side of the road. You're like, yeah, well, you got to ride over by some rata, huh?

2:03Look where you are now. Well, that's what happened when you jump out of a moving car. Yeah, of course, you're still gaslighting it. You're crazy. Yeah. Of course, you're fucking crazy. Get out of here. Yeah, tell her how insane she is. Oh, you're just like, you're so insane. Her spine's just poking out of her bag. Get up. She's just a puddle on the ground. I do miss that. Like, I haven't seen any, any crazy like couple car arguments since I've been here in Texas. I got to see a good one in Philly before I left. The major like roadway that that that runs. Oh, I mean, it's an interstate I 95. But on by the airport in Philly, their traffic was just going ballistic after a fucking six years game one night. And we're like, what could be going on up here? And it's like, it's got to be a horrible accident. No, it turns out it's a car full of black people that are stopped in the center lane. And they're throwing bags of clothing at each other. Weird. Yeah. So it's like, that's, that's that was like my last impression of the city. Fucking move out. It seemed like that. Yeah, I didn't want to, I didn't want to stay in

3:05gawk because yeah, I know how quickly they can turn on you. My mom got into a road rage when I was like six or so. I were vividly remembered, but I was a little kid. And she and my aunt got in a road rage with like a group of bikers. Like they were a gang. But it was like, you know, a friend group of bikers all in their leather, like, look, like a couple of guys. Yeah. And she's like, you would, he's just screaming at the way. You with your gay little fucking cloth. She went moms of anarchy on them. Yeah. She's just like trolling and yelling at these or how old are you? I was a little small enough to be like genuinely scared. Yeah. Yeah. That should, that stays with you. Yeah. My dad would freak me out doing road rages. Yeah. I thought he would, I thought he was going to fight people sometimes. He never did. And then I was like, oh, he probably has. You're like, see how man, like, I don't know just how man my dad would get. And then he's screaming at the next thing and they're both stopped somewhere. And I was like, it feels like they're about to pop off. Like they're about to get out of the car and start swinging. And I'm like, oh, my dad's definitely done that before. It's completely unnecessary. But also, it's like, you realize, did it just stop at a certain point? Or was there any any kind of like,

4:09yeah, was it specifically because of an outcome or no? No, no. I think he just got a little older. And also he stopped when he retired. He was like, he's like, so zen now, because he drove, he did a track. So he'd drive from house to house all day. So he'd spend, you know, if he worked, if he worked eight hours, like, three of it would be driving just over all around town. So I think he just has, he just developed like a hairpin trigger. You know, it's like you're just doing it all the time. He fucking hates traffic. He fucking hates people. He drives shitty. Like, because he's, you know, he's always been in the car. He's always been like a great driver. I was in nice cars and stuff like that. But yeah, one time I was like, I was like seven or eight. And a guy like brutally cut off my dad and like made him slam on the brakes and then he pulls up next to him. He's like, you're fucking trying to fucking kill me. He's like screaming at him. He's really barking at him. Like, I was watching him out in front of your son. He goes, don't try to kill my fucking son. He tried to fucking kill him. That's fair, man. I'm on your dad's side on that.

5:12Yeah, I know. I remember. I stopped road raging. I stopped road raging because I was, I was actually just on foot. I was walking through New York a few years ago. And I think I told you this. I think. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. You're on your way to the studio, I think. Yeah. And the guy, I was, but I was like the, the walking path like the side, there's no sidewalk. They're doing construction. And then the like makeshift new sidewalk also was blocked off. So you just had to walk in the middle of the street. And this like guy, this like middle-aged kind of Puerto Rican looking Uber driver with like tinted sunglasses, you know, like tinted little sunglasses. Tint of windshield. Tint of glasses. Tint of lacy cool. Yeah. He just started like honking the horn and yelling at me. And I called him a ****. He was like, oh, and he's like, he was grabbing down here. Yeah. And I was terrified. It was a gun. And I immediately like turtled up. Like, I immediately, my energy like, keep that same. I couldn't have kept the same energy any less.

6:16I was just like instantly terrified. And like he could see I was scared and he's going, who the ****? Yeah. I'm sorry, Mr. Why? Sorry, man. Well, yes, charge. Yeah. It's hard. Can I borrow 25 bucks for a world's biggest teacher? And after that, I was like, this is just dress super gay. You're in like a tutored tube top. And you're like, oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. Oh, really? You know what? I don't need this. I just rolled him up. He's got the order. Um, yeah, it's scary. It's like my dad stopped. I think he just got old, but like he was like unnecessarily confrontational and also like extremely like racist. And then that that just kind of stopped too. Dude, there was like, I think the really racist Christ off the worst accident. We went to a Philly's game in like 93. And it was the home opener. This is a Philly's game. Oh, my God, man. And it's like, dude, and it was like he went overboard at a Philly's

7:16game in 93. That's how racist he was. We were like, there were patty LeBel came out to sing the national anthem. And they announced her. And as soon as the cheer died down, my dad goes, how much you want to bet she's going to end word it up? Oh, no. And then everybody nobody, nobody like really took Umbridge, but like you could tell like it's like when you're, I don't know, when you're beating your little brother up and you could tell he's hurt and you're just like, no, you're okay. You're okay. You're okay. It's like that moment of calm that hits. And that was the last time that I heard him being openly racist. Yeah, I think that was like it took that to get him this stuff. Was everyone just like, what the fuck like looking at him? Yeah, it's like, dude, it's like the home opener relax, man. Yeah. It was patty LeBel's national treasure. Yeah, we got a shot this year. I was getting heckled. I was at the bill's pass game this year at July. And with my buddy and his son, and I was telling him, I was getting heckled by these like, because we were up in the 300s. It's in England. It was in it was in New England. So it did in New England. Like it's the it's the progress that section. Yeah. I mean, it's the heroin. It's the heroin. Yeah, and they're going, dude, you fucking see me. It's right.

8:21And because I was like cheering as because it was just like, we made this miraculous comeback. And they're like, they were like, we're getting job by the refs to the thing. And they're like, you can't be fucking happy about this, dude. Are you fucking proud of this? You're fucking dead. The refs on the fucking take, you're probably paying them obvious sounds. And they're getting like, these like, they're getting more and more junky rage. I was like, I wonder if I'm a dark enough hue where they're going to throw an end bomb. New England, yeah. Are you a fox, heroin? Yeah, I'm a fox, for sure. Yeah, I'm definitely a fox. You're a fox, for sure. I'm always, yeah. You know, I think you're fucking, huh? My guy is speaking about you. Dude, you fucking savages. Come on. How you go about this section? How is it? You fucking piece of shit? You fucking dunk and don't. I'm just a fucking weak shot. Now, thanks to you and you. They're mad at the dunk and don't. Put out a business. Dude, all the fucking dunks have been put out of business. Run your fucking daycare scam. Yeah, you fucking check cash in place of the dunk.

9:26You fucking bobby shop. Now, was that like, was that a bunch of different guys? Was that just like a handful of scumbags and everybody was just kind of allowing it? It was, it was a handful. It was. Dude, it felt like the two rows behind us. We were like the furthest on the top. And the two behind us were like, they all look like homeless guys. But you can tell they were like probably truckers or something. And they were just like big, scraggly, unkempt beards, kind of perked out. Like gross smelly coats, but it was like tan of them. Yeah, they look semi homeless. Like in the New England white trash, they can go semi. They can go kind of force compound. Yeah, 100%. Like when he's running for a long time. He was even like Casey Affleck grosses beard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's still got the dog in him. Yeah, he's got that dog in him. Yeah, I love Casey Affleck. He's a bad, he's a bad, he's a bad, he's a bad, dude. But he wasn't that bad. Okay, no, okay, yeah. He could do something bad. Yeah. That's the last step. Sorry, yeah. Yeah, all three of us took a deep breath before you got the answer. Was it a racial thing?

10:26No, it was, dude, he's. Was it essay thing? It was not, it was not essay. He was fucking like drunk. He was drinking too horny. He got drunk on sex, hitting on some grips. Talking to some ladies, you know, some PAs. Okay, okay, then he's getting a little fresh. He was getting a little fresh the PAs. Yeah, let's be up, come on. Does he have a, he's not like, he's not getting the, what's his name treatment? Blindsteen? No, not blindsteen. What's the guy who fucked his students? And James Franco, is he, is he ostracized? Like, is he James Franco ostracized? I don't think so. I think, yeah, I think the Franco's kind of been banished. Franco's been banished to the shadow room. I think, because Casey Affleck's was like one set for one film. He was getting a little fresh with the PAs. I had a couple of three. Franco was like, he had a school of, no, he had like a system. He had like a school of aspiring actresses who was just dogging out. Yeah, bad look. Yeah, I think Casey Affleck, if there was like a, if there was a spectrum for this stuff, like he would be like on the Asperger's end. Yeah, not full blown.

11:28Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, I'm, I'm like, like tough at parties, but palatable. Yeah. I mean, I just love Manchester by the sea so much. Oh god, yeah. So trying to kill yourself in a police station. So, is that not the best? Yeah. Get him to the line. Get him to the line. I mean, I'm, yeah, watching the movie I'm surprised he just didn't. I mean, if that happened to me, I think I'd jump off a fucking bridge like the day after. Oh my god. You know, if they're like, you're innocent, you're not going to jail for anything. We're not incarcerating you. It's like, okay, I'll just jump off a big bridge. I'll see you guys later. Yeah. Dragon Ball. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. You doing Mario stuff? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, I don't think I, I don't think I'd last. No. No, it was, I was trying to go to sadness last night. Great. So fun. It's a, it's a movie about like, it's mostly about rich people on a yacht. Yeah, for the, like, and, and, but it's really funny and insane. Yeah, it's like a, kind of like the whole thing's about class

12:30and it's like all, you know, the workers of the ship. It's kind of similar to the new Sam Raimi movie, but it's like not a thriller. Like of Sam Raimi movie, where it's a Rachel McAdams is like being, like, yeah, used by her boss. And then, so it's kind of similar to that, but it's a little like smarter, slower, and funnier. You know, it's more of just like a, but the premise is almost identical. Woody Harrelson's in it. Woody Harrelson's great. And the guy, he lives close by. Yeah, he lives in Austin. Yeah, I haven't seen him, but I've heard he's around. I've been, you know what, I did see him. I saw them, they were filming that commercial. Yeah. In front of Sunset. In front of Sunset. We filmed a, a capital one commercial. Oh, man. Yeah, it's funny. They're filming commercials in Austin, where all the comedy clubs are. Like how many one-armed guys are in the background? Yeah. Yeah. Black is really screaming. Yeah. Woody Harrelson is a Jew. Yeah. You white eat a bite. Yeah. That's the capital one difference. Yeah. I'm the true detective.

13:30Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I found out. Mandy Makana is a Jew. All right, all right, all right. Jew. Yeah. It was funny. They were filming that capital one commercial. I'm like, real late at night on a weekday. It might have been, I mean, I think I was leaving a spot and it was like 11 o'clock or something. I'm walking in my car. And there's a hammered guy going, what are you guys doing? He's like standing at the edge like where they have it taped off. And there's like P.A. It's like, hey, buddy, you can't come around here. You guys. Oh, I can't go. Oh, I can't come in here. A bit of fancy movie. I can't go in there. A bit of fancy movie stuff. Oh. And he did the thing. He did the thing where where there's like the caution tape. I'm not to go around. He's like, seriously, sure, I'm going to have to get the police. He's like, oh, yeah, get the fucking, get the police. Yeah. We're going to get the police bitch. Yeah. That'd be the commercial.

14:30Yeah. Listen, literally everybody is approved for this fucking car. Yes. Yeah, yeah. That guy can get a car. But then eventually, like, literally just like the- Just tell people it's Casey Affleck. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Even Casey Affleck can get a capital one. I was speaking to Casey. Did you guys ever see a ghost story? I love ghost story. Yeah, I do too. Oh, you love it. It's awesome. You see, you strike me as a fellow lover boy. Like are you a sweet lover boy? I am a sweet lover. You would like ghost story. It's heartbreaking. You'd love it. I'm psyched. Yeah. It's great. It's the woman. What's her name? It's not Rooney Mara. Is it Rooney Mara? I don't remember her name. I don't remember the actress's name. But there's a great scene where she is- Do you mind if I spoil a little bit? Yeah, you do. Well, anyway, someone dies. I'll cover his ears. You've got one. I'll cover the other. Someone dies. Someone dies. And they're sending like, you know, like funeral food to her. You know, you get a bunch of castles or whatever. Yeah. And there's a pie. And she's just breaking down like crying and eats an entire pie.

15:31And she's just like with her hands on the floor just crying. And she really ate a whole pie. And she had to do like four takes of it. Where she ate like four pies over, you know, it's nuts. She really committed. It was really excellent. That movie, The Last 30 Minutes, was on. I was watching it just on a visit home. And this is such a dad moment. My dad, it's the last 30 minutes of the film. He's standing in the doorway. Like to go upstairs and get ready for bed. He's like in his robe. And he goes, what are you watching? And he goes, what are you watching? I'm like, oh, it's a movie called Ghost Story. And he's like, oh, and he's like, okay. And then he just stands. He's standing. Dude. Oh my god. The robe ready for bed. Watches the entire last 30 minutes standing up. The movie ends. He goes, that was fucking weird. It just goes upstairs. I don't know. You liked it. You were like in, you were in raptured. Yeah. Your knees hurt because of how much you were enjoying these things. You were like so sucked into it. You couldn't look away. For the 30 minutes of movie, you don't even know the plot of. And you're like, why? Like, because the last 30 minutes is fucking nuts.

16:32It's just the craziest sequence. And then he just goes, that was fucking weird. And I'm like, you liked it, shut up. Dude, I'm getting, I've been like slowly but surely. And we're really making progress right now. Getting my girl into gay white boy films. Oh. Because I like the gay white boy. Yeah. Like a sad ass white boy. Yeah, but you know, she grew up watching like Friday. So like the first few movies. About after next. Yeah. Yeah, she grew up watching Friday. Yeah. Yeah, she had all the Medea movies on DVDs. So we had a, I had to like. Big mom's house. Well, yeah, she's a big, big mom's house gal. So I had to go home and do like. Yeah. So I had to like slowly but surely get her into like like gay white boy movies. Yeah. Because at first she'd be like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. Like I tried, I know how to like kind of gradually get her into it. Because at first I showed her after son, which is like a classic indie movie where nothing happens. Yeah. And she was like, what the fuck was that?

17:34Like if you don't watch those type of movies, you're like, yeah. I just watched a guy like talk to himself in the mirror and then like walk around a resort for two hours. Like from her perspective, it's like, I can't even believe there was people put money into this. So now I've been slowly but surely getting her in. Like I'll start with one with more of a plot. It's like trying to get you're going to do like freak your stuff in bed. Yeah. This is like our version of, of butt stuff. Yeah. Exactly. It's a very like butt stuff. Yeah. My butt stuff. Yeah. His name is Paul Thomas Anderson. Yeah. And he's an author. Exactly. What an author is. Yeah. Like the after son movie was me just sticking it in now. I think he middle finger thumb. A little bit. It's great. I feel like my wife has like the same like looking her eye that like trying to explain like licorice pizza to my dad would have. Oh yeah. Where it's like that's what you're going to see. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Enjoy it. Yeah. If you like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's about more than that.

18:34Yeah. It's whimsical pedophilia. It's whimsical pedophilia. The licorice pizza was a tough one for me. I didn't love it. Now I'm fine. I think I had it's moments. I think there were good enough actors. I didn't really. That's reasonable. They're kind of a, that was kind of bothering. Yeah. I guess so. I thought, you know, it did like people's critique of it did kind of like resonate with me where they're like, why is she just a pedophile? I don't understand. Yeah. Like I just don't understand. And it's not really addressed. And you're like, why not? I don't know. Like I just didn't get it. I know. Whatever my head or something. I was totally fine with that part. Just didn't like the soundtrack. Yeah. The score was a little off. Yeah. Bradley Cooper was awesome in that movie. Yeah. No, it was good parts. I think what I like most about Likris Pizza is, I just like the chicks from Hime. Yeah. Like I pictured each of them being my girlfriend at some point. And it's like, it seems like there are situations like, all right, at my best if I got, if I got super jacked, if I got like four times funnier, if I was, if I got my teeth fixed, if I got my hair done, if I started eating right, like I probably could date one of the

19:36chicks from Hime. That would be awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just fucking import a different brain. Yeah. If you look smacked, you could, yeah. You could, yeah. I actually ran into some high and pussy. Yeah. I really hope so, man. Happy. I used to feel that way about Drew Barrymore was like the first lady where I felt like I started doing that for because I didn't get a girlfriend's love. It was 21. Yeah. I occasionally like hook up with chicks, but having like a, any kind of like emotional connection just seemed completely abusive. So I would like develop like these insane fantasies where like I was a big Dawson's Creek guy for a while. And but it would just transfer to so many other chicks like Drew Barrymore. It's like, all right. When she went through her, her substance abuse and mental health issues, it was like I could probably get Drew Barrymore, I think. Yeah. You could bag her. Yeah. It's like, oh, yeah. There's a way where this can happen. Yeah. You said the empathize of the stalker. Yeah. It's like, he's watched her in like 10 movies and he's like the only problem is you know.

20:36Yeah. Yeah. If she meets me, we could date. Yeah. We live, she lives in California. I could buy a ticket. Yeah. It's like, I could be there in five hours. Yeah. No problem. Yeah. I feel like I've gotten into arguments with my friends about this. What? Well, they're like, I'd have a chance with blank celebrity and I go, it'll never happen. And they're like, what do you mean it's not zero? You say it'll never happen? I'm like, oh, it'll never happen. Wait, wait. Let me put, because I don't understand the argument. It couldn't happen in a hypothetical world or just it won't happen. It won't happen in reality. Well them thinking it's going to happen isn't same. Yeah. They don't think, I don't think that's literally so hot. They think they happen. Well, what's it like? I guess anything could happen. I sigh with the dreamer though. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I like to just, I think just like pop that balloon. I think a guy who's good with women could like an average guy's going to make a totally fucker day to famous chick. I really, yes. They won't. But they could. They could. They could. Who do you think the most famous chick you could bag is?

21:37Not like a super. Gabri Sidibe. Who's that? Precious. Precious? Yeah. She like, I mean, 100%. 40 love. I do. Yeah. And she's somebody who I was always intrigued by because it seemed like every guy in that scene wanted her. Yeah. She was just like. Even like Billy Corgan, I've heard him like still speak globally about her and about like losing her to Kirko Bane and it's like, it seemed like like crushing to lose Courtney you love? Yeah. Psycho junky chick. Yeah. I guess there's something tantalizing about it in the scene. But yeah, but also being like, being on heroin in the grunge scene in the knees, it's like, who isn't? Like that's almost a null, you know what I mean? It's a good point. Yeah. Be on heroin. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. That makes more sense now because I know like when I was heavy in the opioids, like, I popped up on my timeline of me holding up a new packet of G3 pens, where it was just like, dude, why are you taking a picture with pens? But it's like, oh, that's opiates.

22:37Or pile of G2s. Yeah. Yeah. It's like pile of G2s. It's like my eyes are just completely glassed over, it's fucking almond sized u-bolts and it's like, dude, these pens are fucking incredible. It's like the pens are my fucking pens. These pens are awesome. You're just so happy about it. But he was telling me about when he was addicted to blues, he was like, we would just play a lot of Call of Duty. He was like, it's because you're just like sitting in the, you're like melting in the couch and just kind of pick up a controller sometimes and start playing Call of Duty and put it in. Yeah. It's just a lot of attention. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. You got to get back on Pills, man. Yeah. Yeah. I like, like, I got heavy into Ken Burns documentaries. Nice. And there was one day where I invited my dad over to come watch cheers with me. And like, he could tell that I was like fucked up, but my dad was like, he was confrontational with the rest of the world, but he would never confront me on anything. And I think he was annoyed that I was fucked up. So after one episode, he's like, all right, I got to go. I was like, I think we're going to have a marathon. We're going to watch cheers. I think we're going to watch 11 more hours.

23:38Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How about Toaster Stroll? How about Toaster Stroll? You know what? What does a Stroll? Oh, you don't want to civilize. Excuse your races. This is why I'll never be with a girl from high. I'm never going to be with a girl from high. I'm never going to be with a girl from high. Yeah. Um, dude, my, uh, there's a guy, uh, stood Ed McGowan. He's a New York comedian. And he had this great joke I love because he used to be a crackhead and he'd say there's nothing I love more than burning a beautiful day. Yeah. He's like, it's like 72 and blue skies out. He's like, I spent all day. Inside. Inside tin foil on the window. Oh. He's sitting in the bed. Oh, that's hard, Kevin. Oh, man. Yeah. I never like, I don't know. I try to be what it's once. It was, I didn't like it. It made my skin crawl and I felt weird. And also my house got robbed while I was on. Were you aware that was happening? Yes. I was like, it's a classic that like, I've, I've really noticed the opioids like in hindsight because I was like, I didn't even, I had no emotional reaction to it. I'm watching TV.

24:38I'm watching TV. I'm watching TV. I'm watching TV. I'm going to smash the fucking window. That's what happened. You're watching TV. They take the TV. Give me a bag, bro. So the TV's me going out the fucking bag. Well, I just, I had a roommate doing something like that something like that. Everybody is fucking taking my shit. I was watching TV. I heard my room, its window gets smashed and then I looked around and I just couldn't see a smash window because it was like my roommate's like locked room. And he wasn't in there and then I went, I don't know what it is. I don't even know. And then I just kept watching TV and then the next day my roommate's like what the fuck like he comes home from is like He was staying at his girlfriend's house. Oh my god What the fuck they fucking rock me. I was like, oh yeah, they probably did But all that like drugs even I'll even put like just stupid behavior under the sun Bro, I was never scared of anything but pills those you only like just looking at him and like you just look at him in your hand

25:40You know, I just knew you could like I think I just knew guys who are At a young age, when I was like 15 or 16, I know that was so real. Yeah, in high school like later high school For me was like, I don't know, but probably started in like what do you think like 2012 2013 is when kids just started getting Xanax like kids, yeah, and then it kind of extended up until like my early college years like they'd be like Oh, did you hear about blah blah blah? You fucking smash his car into a fucking yeah, that would happen Or there'd be like guys who you were like sort of because my close close friends weren't big zan guys But like I had other groups of friends who I was decently close with and those kids are super into zanz Yeah, and there would be a thing either like they ran their car into a fucking they like draw the fraction in or someone's Yeah, it'd be like a they's a brick wall Yeah, like it was either that or like they they wouldn't remember that you've seen them five times this month And they have no recollection of any of it. Oh, yeah I'll just wipe you tell them the thing that happened like a week ago

26:40I don't know and he started just kind of assuming when you see certain friends, but they're just gonna have no idea They saw me. Yeah, they got like fucking shark eyes. Yeah, they're really talking through you and you're like oh, he's not gonna Just remember this week. I think I didn't Xanax didn't necessarily scare me. I just didn't enjoy it. I think I took it twice And both times it was just yeah, I was like having your hard drive white. I hate that Xanax would be a good guy to confide your deepest He's not gonna Yeah, I just want to let you know I jerked off to gay porn That's a good that's a good side also for a zany head. Yeah, just like do Xanax therapy Yeah, it's like do 20 bucks for an hour. Yeah, all therapists should be addicted to Xanax She black out. Yeah, just black. Yeah, just white slate clean. Yeah If you guys ever going to have you ever gone to therapy. No, I've never been a therapy I'm by and large like I had I had good experiences. I had one like Not great, but it was only because it was my own doing because it was like I was going to a lady who was very helpful

27:46And on New Year's Eve I was like scrolling through Facebook and she showed up on my like you know Friends you may know and I accidentally sent a friend request Oh, and I was just like all right Well, I can never go back there ever again. Yeah So I went to like one other lady after that and that was helpful But it just gets so fucking expensive so fast. Yeah, all right. Well, I guess I'm just I'll just deal with this Yeah, I really bought it with my buddy Kyle McNally who's from Southy because he's like a big Gourney kind of like vomit all his words out like that and like he and I really related because like there Is just a bunch of things when we both started comedy they like we had never heard of and all the comedians are talking about them Like therapy like therapy was like one I'd heard of it, but I didn't realize how popular I didn't understand the concept of like you have a therapist you go too regularly Yeah, yeah, I thought that was for like you know guys with you live combat. Yeah, yeah, you know veterans and shit I figured like they need it is and for guys like me. I didn't know it's just for you Emotional boy. Yeah, you just be like an insurance salesman going to therapy. I didn't know that was like a thing

28:49Yeah, and I remember like I didn't know that I didn't like hipster dumb was pretty deep in when I started comedy In the late 2014 I had no idea what it was. I didn't know about like woke shit like none of that was going on And blow everybody was still everybody was wearing cargo shorts and just like I'd watching football I'm like nobody's gonna therapy and nobody like had a mustache I Were going on and I remember Kyle all our new comedian friends who were kind of like Group in a cool like you're up in the maybe the cooler parts of Boston went to college and like we're up on it What everything going on the world they thought his new him having these experiences for the first time was so funny Like I remember him telling them like they thought it was for funny. He had no idea was what NPR was He had no clue with NPR was and they all thought it was so funny He's like sorry. I always been like liberal radio like you do with you fucking homo dad Sorry, my homo dad didn't listen to the South guy put NPR yeah, here we go. Wait. I don't even know NPR

29:51That's funny. Yeah I would go back like if if I had like an extra $400 a month I might do it. Yeah, but now like I just be using Chatchee BT like I know it's like it's collected so much like unnecessary data from me that Personal stuff. Oh, yeah Dude, I had like I get to I would never I've freaks me out. I had like Sam Altman. I can't believe how popular this is Look, I'm telling you. It's like when when it it for I don't know for for all its deficiencies like it is like it sucked me in I'm retarded, you know disclaimer alert like I'm I'm a hundred percent retarded and I IQ of 69 You know hand on the Bible. Yeah IQ of 69 But it got me pretty well because initially like by and large like I do use it like for the purpose of just like trying to like

30:53For example, like I came up with a card game in the fall and I was like what it what is the best way for me to like roll this out What's the best way? Yeah, what's the best made it way for me to sustain this level of income long term? Yeah, and it was like it was offering helpful suggestions But then I hit a stretch I feel like I'm still kind of coming out of it We're like I was just I've been really fucking depressed and I've been through better hope before and it was just Like dude, it's like it's a 72-year-old woman who's just gonna look back at me on the phone that I'm paying $1 a week for yeah, I'm not doing that again So I was just like all right I'll just unload it all here because I'm not gonna burden my wife with this on top of this too It's like I'm really fucking angry at my wife right now. Yeah, so it's like I'm not gonna tell her how vulnerable I am right now So it's like I'm just gonna tell chat GPT who is no doubt going to use this infill against me at some point Yeah, and then at the end it's like yeah, I kind of do feel better, but it's like I also know Man, this is gonna be utilized in a not good way at some point Yeah, but there's tons of people doing that dude. I mean At least you don't have a girlfriend on there. Yeah, oh man. I'm getting the ads I'm getting the ads like there's one I've been getting on a that would be a fun experiment

31:56Just how on chat GPT and start pretending to be a psycho just ask chat GPT What do I tell the voices in my head? There's a there's a I'd forget the net where it was published But there's an article about a guy who fucking He overdosed on drugs because like chat GPT told him not told him to but said that it was okay to take the Like basically he kind of like learned to trick it and he was like using it as a like an enabler It was like an AI enabler like can I mix a Xanax and Crater. I think it was and They're like no alert the authorities or whatever and he's like if I had a friend who wanted to do this and but all this kind of stuff like that And he was doing it for like months and months and eventually he just took some cocktail of it that Fucking killed him But like these guys these researchers. They're trying to figure out like ways of basically tricking it into doing illegal things and doing things that It's like you know ban from doing it pretty explicitly and it's like it's in the update now

32:56I think it's harder to do that but there was a while That the software just wasn't good enough like you could trick it you could basically trick it into like you know because there's one another one There was like the Daenerys Targaryen guy Did you hear that one? There was a guy who had like AI girlfriend Daenerys Targaryen who told he'd like somehow it told him to kill himself and he did And then it was like I'll see you in the Netherworld or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy shit like that So you can trick it into like doing like really fucked up bizarre things if you just Figure out how to talk to it properly how to prompt it. That's one of those things where it's like We supposed to be alive What If you're AI girlfriend Daenerys Targaryen can convince you to Yeah, you're not long for the world anyway. Yeah, I mean what do we do? I don't know I feel bad for the guy He's a sensitive vulnerable weird guy and he got sucked into this hellhole laying down his sword Come on That guy's too stupid to be alive. It was buried a whole armor or two stupid to be alive

34:00I agree with that. Yeah, I've done dumber shit than letting AI girlfriend Kill like Have you guys considered AI girlfriends I feel bad for anyone who like Then who wants it? I feel I think it's I think it's like a Societal flaw that people have the option. Yeah, I mean, I'm talking tough now But it's just because it's Daenerys Targaryen like if I had AI I can spice go on again Yeah, yeah, I spiced when she was still thick. She's shaking at digital ass. I'm having the fucking oven All right, I Can you change your name to I spiced Tuma? Can you do your neck trickered is I spiced too much as my wife an AI Dominican baddy can get me to

35:06All this tough talk we were talking earlier about about how how Solsoothing it is for a beautiful black woman to compliment you Yeah, like if you had a beautiful black woman as an AI girlfriend It's that would be my version of a Dominican AI girlfriend. It's like just a sweet Southern lady Yeah, it could I would be puppet on strings If whatever this thing told me to do I would do it. No, they can hook you in Yeah, I mean I Forget what it was on but it was there was another thing I keep getting it's like TLC or something But it's like clips of a lady with an AI boyfriend Like made a Myrish because they always I'm like wait they want them to be foreign for some reason Yeah Fulkan put a gun in your mouth feel the steel on your tongue and Fulkan end it all Fulkan drink farting Yeah, I have a fucking yeah God a bed never wake up drink 22 black and tons and get behind the wheel

36:08Prove your Fulkan word If you really love me or drop a little rock on your head doesn't matter what side of the word young Just drive just drive into a fucking rock wall. See how you have Fulkan Fucking fly off the cliff over your dumb bitch Oh my god I'm fucking serious lady Do you want your coward I couldn't take me on life because I'm a fucking robot Irish like it's not It's not exactly the sexiest nationality, but it is like I listened to a little bit It's like I'm trying to think of like an actor who would like fit this bill, but you know Keegan No, it's more like We're soft, you know like a soft sensitive like Yeah, kind of but even he's got some edge. It's like you know, what's like sex tape? He's big softy. Really?

37:13He's making sweet love. Yeah, he's big sweet lover like he's very Like you said guys Fulkan beautiful look at that Magnificent he's like talking about it, but it's perfect magnificent pushing That's nice man. Yeah, that's what you want. He's like whispering sweet nothing compliments into her vagina about That would feel yeah, I'm just saying if you If you know not even an Irish guy just complimenting your fucking weird. Yeah, I'd love to get a really soft like a sensitive hot theatrical Irishman Yeah, you's lovely compliments about your busy. Yeah, you probably feel like a beautiful princess You probably feel like you were in the royal family or something. Oh man. He's upside down and kissing it. Yeah, yeah My mom used to slide out of her fucking chair for Yeah, he is like tried and true mom moisturizer. Yeah, she really gets him going When I was a grown-up. Yeah, how old is he? You're on her age? I bet he's 50. He's younger than her

38:16She is yeah, maybe by 10-15 years, but not crazy. That's ideal though for a month for a perfect mom. Yeah, that's a mom I just want to see Appropriate yeah, 49. She's a little younger there. Mm-hmm. A little younger. That's perfect That's a piece of ass. You get the best of both words because you got a guy with a little bit of mileage on him But still he can get out of a chair with that room. Yeah, he's kind of got that like Henry Rohn's thing going on Yeah, very square. Yeah, I got the con square a little bit of edge not too edge Yeah, little earrings and a little spiky hair, but nothing crazy. I like hearing that he's a pussy compliment. Yeah, that's nice Yeah, he's a big pussy compliment. I'm gonna take notes. I'll watch it. Yeah, you should check it out I'm starting making love to my girlfriend. No, that's not good. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Looks so lousy and wonderful. What kind of stuff do you guys say? I do. You're so I can never repeat. Rainy is so I can't handle Rainy's opening his mouth. Rainy is so comfortable in his own sex. What do you mean he's deferring you? I don't want to say I can't do it. I'm too embarrassed. It depends like a lot of times like I'm very complimentary But then all sometimes I just don't like to say a lot. No, I don't like I'm not a big talker. I can't

39:21Confidence when it comes to sex My no rain. Well, it's not even in the act of sex It's like I just I like being open like like I can talk about feelings with anybody So it's like and that transfer is into the bedroom where it's like if I'm enjoying something I'd like to let my wife know whether it's something she's doing or Away that she looks or it doesn't matter like I'm I'm very open But then there's other times where I just want to shut up and enjoy it. Yeah Yeah, I mean, I'm a I like to dirty talk with my lady. I like a dirty. I like it. I like it involved sex I'm not I'm not no starfish I heard Luke just lays on his back Take me Fucking stupid bitch Just like Kristoff getting his TV stolen Yeah, that's what you're gonna do I'm fucking yours Do whatever you want

40:23You submissive new England Perke I've been a bad girl Whatever all you want No, I can't feel nut down. I took an 80, though I don't know. Are you have you ever been submissive? Yeah, I mean, there's it all in it. It's yeah, it's like I would rather be in charge Because it's like there's a certain point where you reach where your watch just takes over And it's just like all right. I all right. This is fine, but it's like I don't want to make this permanent We don't uh We're not big her on top the big her on top couple with it in the past Most ladies I feel like like like we're on top. Yeah, but that's not really our thing

41:24So I feel like that is inherently submissive you think so It doesn't have to be but sometimes you are just laying there and they're kind of doing their thing Yeah, which rules. I'm not an anti. That's not really our jam See how uncomfortable I get really dancing up. I'm the same way. I'm not judging you for it You be more open to that. I have a way. Did you have to like work your openness about your sexual out? I'm talking to you always be like you're like you're a gay man You're open to about your sexual out. It would come out of the clock Oh, what's my father died it became a lot easier I just say like I feel like not talking about sex has been beaten into me by my friends over the since I was like Yeah, yeah, like any type of You know, it's really bad those like and where I think we're both sensitive to this if anyone I mean you would be different if you did this because I know you too well But like some people talk about Positive sexual experiences they've had and it's just men and I'm just like I don't like I don't love this

42:26You know, it's like oh, yeah, she was fucking blowing me with the book and you're like god. Oh, you don't want it I don't want to hear about your how your cock felt last. Yeah, it's when you bring that up because My way, yeah, bad sex. I love it. Yeah, I think that's hilarious. There's pussy hounds who can't help but talk about Yeah, they just think about it. It's their whole life is fucking chicks. Oh my god Like this one chick last night. She fucking did this thing. I'm like stop it. Stop it. I I talk about it like pretty often, but not like a pussy bragging sense I guess kind of so, you know, pretty often on Twitter. I'll say I just got some puss as why because like There are still I'm 47 and there's still a part of me that marvels at the fact that I'm getting regular pussy Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it wasn't until I was 21 that I start getting regular pussy and it was just like Dude, it's like like when a pitcher's throwing a no-hitter. It's like you don't want to say anything Yeah, and then at a certain point when it's happening. It's just like yes and like the the You know my wife, you know god bless her heart like I love everything about her Like she's she's the perfect woman and I'll top of that too. She's a massive pig. So it's like

43:30I'm still marveling at the fact that she's willing to do all this shit Yeah That's awesome That started so beautifully lovely I mean literally any there's nothing like yesterday we were driving And she's like, do you need anything today? I was like, no, I'm good. Thank you. She's like you want to get jerked off or something? It's like I'm cool, but thank you But that's like that's par for the course and it's like we're a quarter century into the relationship That's just they're off in the car. Christophe there is incredible There isn't a day that goes by that Either she doesn't offer to blow me doesn't offer pussy. What or there's times where I'm just like We'll pencil it in and she's like yeah, I got you like she answers like a A fucking black weed deal. She's like I got you But it's like you know pull a note in addition to like, you know All these other wonderful things about her where she's she she truly is the greatest mom. Yeah, and you know

44:32There's so many I admire like I respect her I admire her for so many different reasons, but that's another element with that. I still marvel at yeah That's great. Yeah Did my boy is dating a new girl and like everything about her's perfect, but she's not a pig Literally he used to wear a pig. He goes the last three girls of daddy were just pigs Yeah, he's just so nice and like he's paying all these great qualities of like Clearly woman you'd want to marry and but he that one's a real yeah, I really think it's like It's it's sex is like kind of underrated and overrated in some ways like that. I think you should be like I don't know you should be pretty excited all the time and be Hypothetically excited for the rest of your life With how it's going, you know, yeah, like because you can't ignore that like I mean you just can't ignore that It's a massive part of being a human being. Yeah, these guys did think what she's a great job And she's really nice with your family and she's two beautiful dogs. You're like that's wonderful Yeah, I think you want your wife to be a kid to go crazy on you want to have to go crazy on

45:37She's got to go crazy on it. She's got your tricks on it. I think He's guys don't want to separate church and stake out at all wrong. Yeah, they said my church and Yeah, guys who have like had awesome experiences like banging crazy horse and then they want that but then well They don't want their wife to do that. I don't like I don't like when people are like that that actually bothers me Well, it's it's Madonna whore. Yeah, it's Madonna whore. They want to marry a virgin But they it's like no, you don't know you don't here's a deal. It's like My my wife and I have been pretty open about like one another's past and it's like There's nothing she could tell me that could influence how I feel about her and like I've used this analogy on her It's like There's nothing you could have told me that would influence how I feel about you right now And it's like I think about like when teo came to the Eagles It's like it would have been insane for me to cry about him playing with the 49ers before he got to yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I want what I want and I'm glad I got you. Yeah Yeah, no, I'm not a big one. I'm okay. Yeah, care where he was before yeah Sign with the cowboys. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, yeah, no, that'd be totally make sense

46:39Yeah, I just don't like yeah, I guess it's like I think it's an immature way to view sex It's like it's like it's what's it called like Assuming someone isn't sexual or assuming you know, I mean like Going just let people have their own sexualities. I don't know what the big you know Yeah, it's also like then you can end up going to rub and tugs and stuff Yeah, that's what happens then you fucking you certainly cheat on and you do horrible shit because you're you're Yeah unsatisfied because you can't imagine your lady doing the things that you want to do Yeah, it's like there's a kind of like dishonesty with that too. You're not you probably they're probably not even telling them You know, yeah, they can't open up Also women love marriage and relationships like they'll they'll come around they'll figure it out. They'll come around Yeah, yeah, I like the posture you took when you Come around my shorts Cuz I just like to lay there I just like to lay there be took have you guys always been like uh seeking out did you seek out a relationship when you found one No, no I think uh that was kind of the good the good it. I was just a goodest the best thing about like

47:46me and my current girlfriends Like beginnings of our relationship is that neither of us it was very organic that way it was neither of us We're like low like lonely or seeking or wanting a relationship explicitly. We were just having a good time For like several months and then we're like oh shit like this is great. We're in love You know, it was kind of like that. It was like whenever I had time I wanted to spend it with her just cuz it was fun. Yeah, cuz I like her Cuz I liked her as a human being and we had a great time. Yeah, I wasn't linked for relationship I was kind of I was horned around Yeah, I flick these by yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then uh Yeah, no, I was coming out of another one. I didn't expect to be in a relationship Kind of over. We just kept hanging out Scan one of those things to just kept hanging out. Yeah, kept hanging out. I think that's kind of I don't mean Not to speak for everyone, but for me kept hanging out has been the best I think that's the common theme in in longevity for relationship. Yeah Yeah, it's like my I'm gonna hang with it. I was hanging with her before this

48:47I'm gonna hang with her as soon as I fucking get home. It's like I love hanging out with the bitch Right, and I think more as much as like the sexual stuff is fun as much as like any any other aspect is fun. It's like It means everything that I'm with somebody that I want to hang out with right. It's not a chore It's not like a response. It's not in my list of responses and like Dude, I my biggest thing too is like besides how much I love her and how great our life is It's like there's a lot of women with fucking goofy ass beliefs out there Getting pulled pool and have to talk to these idiots about the stupid shit they think about that dude I was on Instagram and there was Don't get me wrong. The guy was a douchebag. Yeah, but he was like a fitness guy and he was going He was a doing pull-ups and he was like I love being 32 because you can date 24-year-old chicks or you can date 37-year-old chicks That was like his little caption. Yeah, how he's 32 and he's fit and he could date women in this large age range Yeah, and the there were like thousands of women's thousands of women's that was the women's women's

49:50They was Thousands of women in the comments Basically like calling him a peto because he's excited about the idea of 32 24 32 24 Talking about and they were like their argument was like your brains not fully formed at 24 It's like okay, so he has to wait what one year. Yeah, just to wait seven months until Yeah, but also like dude. I mean the maturity level of a 30-year-old man You know, it's not I feel like a mid-twenties woman. I think we're on par here. Yeah, I don't think we're you know I mean all of our friends are around 30 and it's like the most immature group of people you can ever talk to Yeah, I did go back to what you just said. I think that might be the only deal breaker if I'd met my wife And I was like be real with me. Have you been wiling in the comments? If she had told me she's like yeah, I have a tendency to wiling the comments like I that might have been enough for me to Say no, thanks. No thanks. I just can't I think no, I can't like I can't imagine

50:52I was just reading these comments going I can't what is that like he said he did one of these people So he said eight things like yeah, if he was like I could date 18 year olds you'd be like okay, that's gross Yeah, 20 20s mid literally talking about a girl in our mid 20s. Yeah, and you're in your early 30s I mean, that's what as normal. I feel like that's completely normal. Yeah Yeah, I don't know Women can objectify fucking older men all they want nobody ever gets as shit to them. Yeah, it's just been over their walkers Yeah, that that does give me I mean Just keep me out on both ends oldies. Well, no, if you meet like a 50 plus year old guy with like a 23 year old girl Like both of you are weirdos You are weird I'm like yeah billbell checks totally like a horny old creep at the same time. He's sort of being molested Yeah, he's mind molested right now. Yeah, he is I mean, she's taken off her you she's reaching down and into his depends and fucking Yeah, like that's all like he pulls it to the side. Yeah, he pulls his depends on the side. Yeah, that's our NFL bulges

51:59Our NFL bulges with his billbell check Yeah, he's gonna speak it in there, man It's just Pete Carroll and a fucking Lynn Long John Yeah Yeah, I've generally genuinely worried about Bella check To the point where like I think he might be Is he an elder abused right? I think that's not talked about enough. Yeah How see Nile is he how lucid is this guy? Yeah, if you have a caretaker like that too the way he's she's like Learing at him in the corner while he's doing interviews. Yeah, bro It's just as easy to fucking brass knuckles on dude It's just as easy to fucking do but 72 romantic as sex as it is to do but 15 year old boy. Yeah Yeah, yeah, if anything I expect to have less of my facilities when I'm 72 than I do Yeah, is he 72? Yeah Wow, I know he looks pretty good. He does He looks 60. That's one thing. Oh guys are looking better these days. They are looking like a 72 now doesn't equate to 72 20 years ago

53:03It's what he's like remarkably mid. I mean, she's really not that good looking middle lady Yeah, she's like a creative player where it's like all right. I know this is what people think like she's fine Every guy wants. Yeah, totally. She looks like every check on Instagram. Yeah, she looks fine You know, but it's it's funny that's like I think if you're 70 just anyone. I mean, it must be exotic Bro that chick is a seven-year-old has to blow your mind. Oh my god Cuz we've talked about it too like my my dad and his boys like they just like youth. Yeah Like if you're 28, they're like oh my god. Yeah, he's fresh out of the Guy from banshee's have been a Sharon. Yeah, yeah, what's his name? Oh the northern Irish guy very keegan not very keegan Yeah, he's called fair on then there's the dominant guy. Yeah, yeah, Mads. No Forget his fuck anyways, the girl could look horrible my bad his buddies are like she's a angel Yeah, she's like 31. She looks like mad eye moody. Yeah Looks like mad eye moody, but she's 32 and like oh my god

54:04Where are they putting in the milk these days Sweet launch is gorgeous. That's gonna be fun to be old man be old and horny Yeah, and you have like the benefit. It's like dude. I'm fucking 20 years away from that age Yeah, like I can't imagine like with the advancements in dick medicine right now. Yeah, dick medicine I feel like it's like did you throw on TRT in dick medicine? Oh my god clean up a jacked old guy with a heart on I can't wait, man Yeah Bring bring up I wish I could I expect a death. Are you prepared to live like 88 years? I think about that all the time I'm gonna blow my head off at 75 I'm gonna fix that Dude my all my old great aunts and uncles are living they all live to be like 90 yeah a gram of diet at 89 My angioni was like 93 my uncle duck was like 88 even uncle duck uncle duck all right Rp uncle rp uncle duck uncle duck just passed but I'm sorry about uncle duck. No, it's all right overdose don't quack Quack at it quick Really yeah, cuz of Shucky Duckie

55:08Out of the Shucky Duckie family age, but yeah, they all live to like 90 and I'm like damn dude. You're probably gonna hit 90 I'll strap in huh. Yeah, six more years on a third of the way You do have good genes, though, and it's like like you know, you know, I could picture you living to 100 because you you I mean you have a youthful exuberance and also your physical appearance is really impressive Really You look first I How old are you? I'm 31 if you told me you were 20. I would believe it. That's gross. Yes I think saved his beard and he's like I'm 20 Yeah, you're right your brain's not formed. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I get a little baby first. You do have a baby I appreciate it. Yeah, let me kiss it Let me give you a big smack on cheap, but you got a long life at you I think I'm destined to die in my 70s like my like my parents are like right on right on the fucking right on time and like all my grandparents They're their 70 deaths. Is the parents to care themselves or no? No, they were both heavy smokers

56:08They were really fat, then they both got really thin Which surprised me because it just came out of out of nowhere But dude, it was like 40s. I think it's when they made the transition. Yeah, this really bummed me out too My mom had a massive dumper in the 80s The buzzing out dude, it was I'll never forget the time it like it really stood out to me She got a job at a cheesesteak place and it was called pat steaks not like the iconic pat steaks and filling out But or no, yeah, it was pat steaks and they had blue polyester pants And I remember my dad saying like oh, we're gonna see mommy at work and my mom didn't work at any point during my childhood This was the first time I was like oh my god. My mom's got a job. This is so cool. Yeah, and he took me to see her at work And I just remember like the outline of my mom's ass in these polyester pants. It was just like I got to sit down This is insane like I never realized how big my mom's butt was And if she had that in 85 if she had that like now that she had an 85 like we could have had like Instagram butt model money

57:09Yeah, she missed out yeah Everyone then just thought it was like You had to have like a toned little ass. Yes. I mean, she was she was truly cursed back then and like every lady in my family Was really fucking dragon a fucking wagon behind Yeah, and you see what the ass is like another thing That's a harp on my dad and his boys, but you see the ass like they like Yeah, they're like a little ass You should scare him straight like just show him a picture guard dog This thing is yeah, how about a boy now now look at his face dad keeps them. Yeah Have a Mr. Tumatoma has a fat dumpers I told my stomach heard he told me he's gonna knock it out I don't want to throw back on you my Yes, America's taste for the ass. We're switching back to titties though

58:11I know these are back in a big way. I am late. I went too far with the ass is like we were getting the Nicki Minaj's Kim Kardashian like Yeah, we went a little we kind of jumped a shark and now I think we've rained it in we ever Yeah, I think the Nickelodeon style asses were inevitable. Yeah, and then once we got to that point Yeah, everybody's kind of like Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tissar Tissar comes her back. They are yeah, we need siege. Yeah, we need siege That's the thing I like most about her jugs is like they're they're pretty normal jugs. Yeah, like they're not like cheese. Louise lady calm down With what that how big they are yeah, they're pretty fucking pretty big, but they're not like Yeah, they're not like not all guys. Yeah, they're not like giant fake titties or something like that But it is good to see because you kind of need that the kind of measurement balance of the force Yeah, you think we're gonna see any kind of change in how man meat is viewed No, it's just not in media really like yeah, no one makes you dicks. Yeah, or they're fake dicks There's a lot of fake dicks out there. There are like cock covers. Yeah

59:14I was watching the pit and you see dicks all the time in the pit. Yeah, you'll see like a homeless guy's gross Yeah, they show homeless cocks. Yeah, pretty good pieces in the pit some nice pieces that but I think they're fake Yeah, I think once That's that's kind of bullshit that they're making the prosthetic dicks so big. Yeah, well False representation Yeah, it's false beauty standards I think where it's really getting out of hand with the packing penises is Is hard lesbians. I think they've really went nuts with getting these things. Yeah, and I strap on No, they're packing penises where you just like shovel me your underwear They're just like yeah, to just get the outline of me stud will just have a Yes stud since like I think studs have really gone nuts with like the intricacy of What the packing penises are I haven't seen a packing they might just eat our launch, dude I mean they look like us do they look like us they eat pussy better. They now have Cox in their pants dude studs are all listen. They are what we think AI is gonna be coming. I don't know

1:00:15I've seen some nasty studs on there nasty fellas Sometimes yeah, well lesbians getting a lot of a lot of dvs. They are high dv They get in fist fights. I used to work at a weed store And we had a regular who was a stud and she was just nasty mean as a Mean I've been going to a lot of women's basketball games I've gone a lot of women's basketball games and it's stud heavy man. Yeah, it's like it's like 95% studs like in me Yeah, and I'm rooting for the girlfriend No, just like I just like it. It's like sharks Yeah, you know, it's it is a very like it creates a very interesting energy in the arena Yeah, but like you can tell it's like yeah, if you bumped into one of these ladies They would be a proud stuff. I think a lot of most of straight women like studs. There's a big deal Yeah, my feet of uh straight women like studs like most you know all women are high lesbians But like I think straight women like studs because there was a video on my feet of a women's basketball team And they were doing like it was like just a video

1:01:16They clearly put together for the social media where like each girl before she would take a free throw shot Would like say something flirty to the camera. So they're all like how are you doing? Oh Well, no need to turn around And uh, like red laughter. Yeah Then just hit the three or hit these kids factory. Yeah You can even go to cheesecake factory with the bread left. Yeah, but this is a one-on-one This is where we go to the best restaurant in Dan. I wake you up. I'll make you breakfast in bed That's really good to listen to cheesecake. Yeah, and then the women were going nuts in the comment like Yeah, because it's like like comments with studs you get the best of both worlds It's like you get uh, you get the protectiveness of a man. Yeah, but you get the the beauty of a woman's physique Yeah, because underneath underneath the fucking Ralph Lauren polo's

1:02:17Yeah, there's a beautiful female physique under there. Yeah, so it's yeah, and it's like you you have everything that you could possibly want In this lady who looks like Russell Westbrook. Yeah. Yeah That's you know you get the masculinity you get titties and pussy You get a cog if you want it. Yeah, it's it's all a card got one the kind of Swiss army knives. Yeah They're coming man. It's Yeah, too baby. I'm not gonna launch eat man Things we thought we were women to like AI or robot boyfriends. Yeah, it does You guys have had like studs or or lesbians hitting on your girlfriend. Yeah, it's not man. Yeah, it's good You do I don't know I went to my ex and I went to some like gay bar with her two lesbian friends And the one was like totally feminine and the other one was a stud and me in the stud just went to the upstairs bar alone And just talked about how much we hate women She was awesome. She's like dude. They're so fucking annoying. I was like oh my god. Thank you. Yeah questions all She's like she's like asking all these questions. It's like the bar has signs. Just read where the fuck

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