The only thing to bow right and cat and would see on triple am this is gonna be interesting a man who claims to have the world's
Smallest penis has issued a challenge to prove him wrong. No one. Okay. He reckons he has the smallest penis in the world
How big house how small are we talking? I'm glad you ask now
He claims he's penis measures. Yeah, just under a centimeter. So zero point
Zero point nine seven centimeters. So just under a centimeter a wreck. So that's like a wreck a wreck
I don't know. I thought you were gonna say when that was flaccid. He's got it's a wreck
So he's smaller than that when's flaccid. Yes, mate
It looks what if he's like if he's having this like some fun time does he have to use his two fingers or something to do it
It could be the other way. It could be a foot long when it's soft
Well, it comes right in you know
From a woman's perspective. How would that feel?
Yeah, well you wouldn't feel it at all like it's if it's erect and it's not even a centimeter
Yeah, there's no logistical way that would even work. You can't even clean your ears with that
I'd love to know if he's cags are massive. I just go prosthetic mate. Yeah, mate
Wouldn't you? Well, or again, I'm hurting for this bike. I've got an idea guys. I just stick to foreplay. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's always something comes up at the time. Oh, no, I just want to make it about you, baby
Yeah, I tell you what's not coming up. He's old fellow. That's for sure
Well, it is I know where have to really be good at other stuff
You know what I mean big personality going to prove how small this is right
He's fingernail is bigger is bigger. Yeah, when it's he's also said so says Michael's claim
There've been several times he attempted sex, but it was unsuccessful
Which has led him to seek medical advice about increasing its size. He can't go to the toilet
I want to he when he goes to the toilet to urinate
It goes everywhere, but that's a bit like when you've got a you know, yeah
Yeah, you've got a bit of it. Yeah, but this here he'd have to literally straddle the toilet to even point it
Hit it with tweezers from under. Yeah, he couldn't even sit down because it'll be facing straight out and sitting down with the worst
Like his poor blood. Yeah, can we can we throw the good like we throw it out there? Try to get him on
I love the chat thing pretty public about it. Yeah, we don't really need it because he's have you got a mate like this? Yeah, I
want you with three five three one triple three four seven ten one oh four nine one triple three five three
You can be anonymous one triple three five three is your mate like this
Yeah, and you are you logistically because this guy will be a virgin for life because there is no way on her
Centimeter. No, you're trying three times. He's tried. There's no way you can do anything with that
Oh, there is not a single angle that you could be on in any position that will no no under a centimeter
But that you're still calm
No, you can't make point nine centimeters. I can't wait. Look, it takes long to blow up here. Imagine sending a
Shot of it to someone like your chat's going great, right? And she goes. Well, I'm feeling good for him
Whatever you're into give us a look. How do you make that look big?
I'll just have a bit of a bum. You'd send of someone else
Send that guy that sits on the end of the bed the big guy
Just pinching on that. I think
Michael's best chance is just get a cup chair and watch. Yeah, yeah, I think you're right. Yeah
