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and they were roommates
Starring
- Jamie Petronis as Jacob Kane
- Athan as Eli Reyes
- Nathan Lunsford as Jordan Kane
- Taylor Michaels going Woo!
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Created by Athan and Jamie Petronis
Executive producers: Athan, Jamie Petronis, Derek Moreland
Writing: Jamie Petronis, Derek Moreland, Natalie Light, Lyssa Jay, Athan
Music and sound design: Athan, Landon Whisnant
Dialogue editing: The Grim Bard
Show art: 7cfc00
Associate producers: Krista Langlois, Lavendree Bren
Concept by Athan
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REDACTED — Minisode: Roommates. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Redacted is our weekly horror comedy series, airing Fridays at 9-8 Central. If you want to listen a day early, you can join us live on twitch.tv, forward slash Athens music, or support the Patreon, patreon.com forward slash the redacted unit. If you want to interact with the community and learn more about the behind the scenes and see the cast, visit the redactedunit.com forward slash discord, to connect all links in the description. Thanks for listening. How long? What are you talking about? How long? I really don't know. How long have you been fucking him? I didn't, I'm not, I'm not. Don't lie to me. Stop lying to me. I'm not lying. I never... Come on, I saw the pictures. You and him eating that bistro we love. Walking into a fucking hotel on 76th Street. That never...
Were you following me? Yes. How freaking dare you. You're supposed to, you're supposed to trust me. Trust you? Clearly, I can't trust you. You're the one who... Eli, if you're gonna help me with this, can you at least pretend to care? And maybe read the lines on the page? Man, I'm trying to help you out, but this script is terrible. And I don't swear, you know that. Yeah, it kind of sucks, doesn't it? And yeah, I forgot. Sorry. Yeah, no worries. What is this even for? Some student film, I think it's their senior thesis. Ugh. Yeah. Well, I mean, you seem as ready as you'll ever be. Thanks. I gotta talk to the guy.
This dialogue needs some work. Well, I mean, good luck with that. I mean, you're basically rewriting the whole thing at that point. Ow. I gotta go. Oh, yeah, you're gig. When is that again? Dude, we talked about it so many times. It starts... I know, I'm just fucking with you. Oh, yeah, that's funny. Considering how important this is to me. Real funny. Thanks. You seem stressed. What are you nervous or something? No, I'm not nervous. I don't get nervous. Anxious, maybe. You're not nervous. I'm not nervous. Should I... No, I'm not. Isn't that the same thing? Not really. Well, hey. You're gonna kill it. No need to be nervous, sir. Anxious. Sorry. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks, man. Is Sarah going? No, I don't. I don't think so. Damn, that didn't last long. What happened? Nothing happened. I think we just wanted this... I think we just wanted different things.
Anyway, what about you? Bringing anybody special? You know me. There are more important things I can do with my time. Memorize lines. Read some plays. Tunnel. Tunnel? It's an acting thing. It's kind of like a method acting. You know, like D-D-L. Daniel... Daniel De Lewis? That's too much to explain. Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'll just... I'll see you later. You have the address, right? Yeah, dad. I know the address. See you at nine. Hey, guys. My name is Eli Rez. I'm... I feel excited to... Play for you guys. Really happy... Being seen... Being seen let me play here. First time here. They want me to let you know. Don't forget that during tonight's music, all cappuccinos and lattes are 20% off. So that's... Woo!
Yeah. Yup. Pretty... Cool. Yup. Hell yeah! That's my best friend! Yup. Thanks. Thanks, Jacob. Um... Yeah, so this is a song I've been working on for a while, throughout it when I was going through some stuff. And... Hope you, uh... Hope you like it, I guess. So... There we go. Timely is ever. I thought you weren't gonna make it. I said I'd be here, didn't I? Tushay? Tushay? And... I wouldn't miss this. Yeah, this is a... It's really important to him. I think he was actually nervous about tonight. Nervous? He never gets nervous. Yeah, I know. It... Really weird. Woo! Hell yeah! Yeah. That'll make him less nervous for sure. He's trying to be supportive. Go ila! Who?
How was that? Not that. Look at you go. Such a good friend. I'm really glad you're here, Jordan. I still need you. I need you. I had to ride! I stole my brother. You need to get out of the car. Where's Jordan? Talk to me, dammit! You... Get out. Yeah. Me too. Trading my soul For a moment Lost a brother Very nothing again Packed up all your clothes Into plastic I saw your face today It was broken out well
I've been carrying guilt I've been drowning myself I've been following lines Keep giving up behind I've been holding the wall Rotating onto my spine I've been swallowing lies I've been trading all my flaws For a person By the sutures Formed in plastic I've been Why do I have to be the one Putting all these broken pieces back together Making everything whole I've been a deep hole
Down again I've been carrying guilt I've been drowning myself I've been following lines Keep giving up behind I've been holding the wall Rotating onto my spine I've been swallowing lies Keep giving up behind Keep giving up behind I've been carrying guilt I've been carrying guilt
I've been carrying guilt
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