#MorningMonarchy: March 27, 2026

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New York Morning Monarchy.

From March 27th, 2026, welcome back everybody.

I'm James Evan Pilato making Media Monarchy into our 21st year news music memes and more

all brought to you by you and it is fria, y'all.

We call that Media Memes, your 4th Friday of the month.

That means we get to do a little extra album analysis and as we continue our year-long

deep dive into St. Petty.

We also got your daily DJ set coming up Friday's pump up the volume kicks off with baptism

by fire on Danny vinyl plus pop rock new music brand new Friday releases.

I got brand new black keys brand new Peter Frampton brand new BTS and some more St.

Petty for you as well.

I just turned off my fan and reminding you all week long your Media Monarchy spring DJ

marathon 12 hours of live DJ video from yours truly still living at the top of my

tweeter.

And we wrapped up our winner Spotify playlist and have begun our spring Spotify playlist.

And thanks to my main RBL we do an hour old time radio on Friday's got funny episodes

of Father knows best coming up you know like taking on city hall classic sitcom trope

in the making and instead of a classic monarchy episode like we usually do Monday through

Thursday we've dumped that and do a little extra Friday TV on the radio comedy hour

more Sammy Obed Moffo is striking while the iron is mad and we are there for it.

And that new episode of New World next week is public Rothschild rated over Epstein ties

I will play your brand new New World next week audio after your Friday show as we always

do and I got a ton to get to but we got to remember yesterday.

Please leave a monarch John Lennon's overpopulation is a myth by the government from the Dick Cavett

show 9.1171 and of course proven prosecuted examples of price fixing within various industries

and the light bulb conspiracy speaking of makers of olympic wig of he failed to report

all the strokes and suicides and deaths related with their fucking fat drug judge temporarily

blocks RFKJ's efforts to reshape childhood vaccine policy reducing the number of recommended

shots from 17 to 11 but don't worry Tards can still get 17 hell you get 20 if you want

we played that slime time commercial and you guys posted a bunch of Nickelodeon gifts

for no reason play that super drag aspartame which I apparently played on the monarchy 17

years ago today.

Are my reaching the point that I've seen in other all media hosts were just a fucking

repeated thing over and over and over again.

Our FEMA funds are already running out after the biggest wildfire in New Mexico indeed they

are because your Democrat poverty pimps already spin all that shit also the state started

the fires and they already say it's already the worst new start of the wildfire season

here ever again there's just no way all those doctors are liars doctors testify they

saw many gaza children with single bullet holes in their heads yeah speaking of two of

my real life long time homies they're both trying to die shocking new LaGuardia theory

that could clear the air traffic controller of responsibility for deadly plane collision

the truck didn't have a transponder in it so it can still be Trump's fault.

Trans migrant murder or get sweetheart plea deal all no way they're not a murder they

just rape little kids inside New York City by the back of bathrooms and get off scot

free man I should try that.

Ginger Wilde hard of the wild heart says he won't treat his cancer has two to three years

left and he will die with dignity.

Austin mass shooting suspect avoided a felony in 2022 case.

This demeanor later dismissed after a plea deal damn I should try that too.

Oh wait I'm not the right color.

Drugging not rolled out in death of Alabama student in Barcelona more than 150,000 uncounted

koof deaths they claim and one dead another injured in a shooting at air force base in New

Hexico which might relate to the rocket scientist and Air Force general linked to UFOs both

completely missing out of New Mexico recently.

Marianne Fleming of eyes on being supernatural died suddenly at the age of 51 only fans

under Leonardo Ravinski dies at 43 and yes his death was promised to him 3000 years ago.

And we played some body count yeah played KKK bitch with those lyrics I fell in love with

tipper grors to 12 year old nieces Tracy whoo that sounds like something Epstein would do.

Suspended organ principle who celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder now sentenced to prison

for all that child porn.

And they did use a man's voice to translate for Brigitte McCrone you know while she was

at the Melania AI to protect the kids thing.

Grock West helped me out on that we can't find any other sources using any other voice.

They used a male voice for the male that's raping the president of France California

jury found America's dad liable for sexually assaulting Donna Motsinger in 1972.

As a result Bill Cosby ordered to pay 19 million damages his checkbook is in his front

coat pocket.

Chavez celebrations halted nationwide as allegations reshape hilarious legacy goddamn.

So tasty and spicy.

There's now a push to rename Caesar Chavez boulevard back to the way he's going to change

it to now.

Maybe you can change it to a petal Harvey milk lane.

We were still living in Portland when they changed the street signs which as I noted yesterday

maybe make Caesar Chavez 39th Avenue again you know so people can make their way around

in cities better you know because numbers aren't language dependent.

They give us our heroes they give us our villains and remember after Blair Witch came

out they could not keep a fucking Burketsville Maryland signed up the road from us in

Jefferson down allegations against Caesar Chavez spark renaming discussions in Portland

and we played some classic Chavez break up your band and we had our pretty sweet truth

music song of the day Apocalypse fatigue and we now return you to your regularly scheduled

deprogram already in progress.

Good morning good evening and good afternoon.

Are you fed up?

Do you submit to those who think they can rule over you by force?

No?

Well then welcome to the watch list on Blood of the Brave.

Let's get into it.

It's March Madness it's all happening everything around you's happening at once do you feel

overwhelmed because you're supposed to feel overwhelmed.

It's March Madness your favorite teams are going at it whether you picked a red or the

blue the dims or the ars they're all going at it it doesn't matter who you pick it's

March it's madness you're supposed to feel overwhelmed are you overwhelmed yet because

it's March Madness and we're here tonight at Rebel TV with another episode of Welcome

to the Watchlist March Madness Edition don't let them break your will don't let them take

your joy smile in the face of tyrants they really hate that they're pulling up from

downtown they're on fire and they are a threat from deep which style will win no doubt

about it you will lose because to them you're appalling in their game.

A wise man once said the only winning move was to not play the game at all.

It's funny because throughout this war you've heard little to anything with any substance

from Elon Musk the world's richest man he said little and nothing to say at all about

this war it's very suspect he likes to jump on any hot topic he can for engagement to

look like the hero he wants to be but all of a sudden out of nowhere he decided to fund

the TSA employees who can no longer work like the real hero he is Elon is a fucking idiot

and that's putting it nicely there's our buddy blood of the brave with episode two I didn't

even know there was a one welcome to the watch list March Madness Elon is dumb and data

centered nightmares he's doing fantastic work now you guys so maybe now that he's making

news videos maybe I should start making rap songs thanks to wild type in the chat for

coining yeah we are experiencing the shameful joy over the hilarious cancellation of yet

another bullshit fake ass hero we're calling it Shavas Freida 10 on 9 a.m. here in northern

New Mexico speaking in New Mexico Jeffrey Epstein cultivated ties with Val Kilmer and

other celebrities in New Mexico good giggly mugglers and there's all these photos it looks

like he's on looks like he's on a movie set I'd be careful maybe if Alec Baldwin's running

around there and the pictures will not show me the pictures show me the pictures got

him dick sword punch a crap all right fine it still won't show me the picture oh well

it's radio who gives a shit it's Jeffrey Epstein taking a picture so whoever's I don't

know who's taking the picture probably the real mastermind of this whole operation and there's

two girls hugging on him and they're taking a picture could you have turned and screamed

helping me kidnapped instead of maybe smiling and posing for photos next to dozens of people is

not just my white male privilege talking 40 photos inside Jeffrey Epstein's infamous sex

range the secrets of Zora ranch Jeffrey Epstein's ties to New Mexico new Mexico was told by the

federal government to stop investigating Epstein's activities where the fuck was your fuck the fed's

energy then now all these local corporate news outlets all the nation affiliates for ABC CBS NBC all

these fucking corporate news outlets that didn't do shit about fuck act like they're leading the

charge to investigate now get out in front of the parade that they did not plan the Epstein files

contain multiple emails involving Val Kilmer and Epstein spanning years example 2008 sympathy note

after the plea deal 2011 ranch sale mention and a 2017 update none alleged or show wrongdoing by

Val Kilmer just you know a friendly business chatter full text are public in the DOJ PDFs I have

downloaded all of those no single guilty email claims of that are subjective and there's also a

reddit post as well just a few of the emails to and from Val Kilmer and some of where he's just

referenced also you guys I don't know if you know this but Val Kilmer is now playing Jim Carrey

that's why he seemed all weird at that thing look into Steve Baldwin's post here on X and

TikTok I think Steve Baldwin is trying to tell us that Val Kilmer is playing Jim Carrey the

inside of the ears different than the original Jim Carrey's Jim was on the Epstein's list

fucking retards but we know they're gonna save the planet so again you guys this is all our fault

all 911 truthers all the activists everything you've done has now been infected and mutated into the

stupid bullshit you now see the best example I can kind of make and it's not even up to snuff

is how the Ron Paul revolution turned into the bullshit tea party and one last note well maybe

a couple more notes Val Kilmer resurrected by AI to star in as deep as the fucking grave five

years prior to his death in 2025 Val Kilmer was cast as father Fenton a Catholic priest and

Native American spiritualist in as deep as the grave but Kilmer who was battling throat cancer

was too sick to ever make dissent he was the actor I wanted to play this role says the film's

writer and director Kuerte Voorhees you know he runs that daycare center with the baby vapes

it was very much designed around him it drew in his Native American heritage and his ties to

and love of the southwest I was looking at a call sheet the other day and we had him ready to shoot

he was just going through a really really tough time medically and he couldn't do it

so of course this is all I end up doing anymore let's all okay search did Val Kilmer actually

have any native in him yes Val Kilmer claimed to have Native American ancestry specifically stating

he was of Cherokee descent through his paternal grandmother he publicly identified as part Native

American in a 2003 newspaper ad and mentioned his father was raised on reservation land in New

Mexico he knows I didn't really realize that the democrats locked up Germans in World War 2 it wasn't

just Japanese and concentration camps they did Germans on the east coast too always be learning

however genealogical records and ancestry tables do not document any of this Cherokee heritage

with sources noting that his paternal great grandmother were born to non Cherokee families

while Kilmer consistently referenced his Native American roots in interviews and media appearances

no credible tribal enrollment or verified lineage has been confirmed by public genealogy

Kilmer stated in a 1992 interview regarding the film Thunder Fart that his father's grandmother

was Cherokee sorry you're not Jewish independent geological research indicates his paternal great

grandmother's Nancy Williams and Sarah Elizabeth Webb had no documented Cherokee ancestry 1014

here in northern New Mexico remember only monarchy and moracy won't let you down

and it's been rough it's been a rough week for Benjamin Netanyahu he just lost his major

American supporter with Carlos Norris's death as thousands of people took to garbage social media

which are ruined this entire internet thing to mourn the death of chunk Norris his political

affiliations also became a topic of discussion online Norris the former martial arts champion

in 1980s action film hero who fought the bad guys in code of silence missing in action and the

Delta Force and upheld the law in the TV series Walker Texas Zionist died two-thirds days ago

his family said in a statement of course on his zucker gram account a supporter of US president

DJ Trump the actor publicly endorsed the repugged during the 2016 America's next top president

a large number of Trump supporters paid tribute to him as news of his death a day after his hospitalization

meanwhile supporters of the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu also paid homage

to chunk Norris for his supports for the Jewish state in 2013 Norris released a video

endorsing Netanyahu ahead of the elections in 2015 he created another endorsement video

urging Israelis to go vote for Netanyahu as if the votes matter he prays Netanyahu's leadership

encourage against evil forces threatening Israel oh yeah the fucking US too I guess

chunk Norris died at a time when his favorite leaders Trump and Netanyahu are facing black

lash in the US for launching another war against Iran but we do have you know at least we can

have some fun memes though you guys when chunk Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with a

shirt ironed and a sandwich I guess I guess it's zio's before hose so we were talking about this

I canceled everything on my adobe except for audition so it's really the one mean thing I need

and again I've been using it since it was called cool edit pro about 31 fucking years ago

so if you just get one thing on adobe and again you subscribe forever and you'll own nothing

and you'll be pissed about it but it gives me a little bit of extras I was able to dump photo shot

because it gives me something called adobe express which is a browser version of a photo editor where

all I need to do is put the picture in there and put the logo over top of it literally that's all

so I get the art from a man hybrid yeah all I need to do is add the logo oh wait it's all down

I think it's been coming back apparently there's an adobe status page and it did say like critical

issues with adobe cloud you can trust the clouds you guys

not as much as you can trust your media monarchy cover art huge thanks to man hybrid for making

cover art for bands and artists that only exist here in the media monarchy kingdom that's right

Carlos Norris is missing in action for the delta farce so speaking of not working this coming

Monday's the last Monday of the month hang out so we won't be on air 103 chunk Norris jokes to make

you laugh because that's what parade magazine does now so here's my request can we repurpose the

Chuck Norris jokes into how strong he is at selling out Americans for Israel in the beginning

there was nothing then Chuck Norris roundhouse kick nothing and told it to get a job

shilling for Israel that's not that's it we didn't just add for Israel to the end like you add

in bed on fortune cookies Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time

for Israel so why do why do people do this ask his so much that they fall for it I think the

Zionist stripper likes me Norris developed close personal ties with Israel through repeated

visits and collaborations he filmed two major films in the country the delta force from 1986 of course

with Lee Marvin and hellbound not hell razor two from 1994 major films I think citation needed on

that one he filmed two major films in the country delta force and hellbound and employed local

Israeli martial artists as extras fostering goodwill within the community so Chuck Norris has

died at the age of 86 and a lot of people are mourning Chuck Norris currently but I do want to

be a reminder that Chuck Norris is cool at Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu Benjamin Netanyahu

Sarah and I were deeply saddened here of the passing of Chuck Norris a great friend of Israel

and a close personal friend Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions

around the world may his memory be a blessing and if you don't believe me let me show you guys a

clip of him endorsing Benjamin Netanyahu way back in 2015 I'm Chuck Norris and I would like to say hello

to all my friends in Israel I watch prime minister and your friends in America

poor congress and saw a man who loves his country with all his heart and soul I also saw a strong

leader which is absolutely crucial for the safety of the Israeli people I have done three movies in

Israel dealt force being my favorite and I formed many friendships while there was the third he

wanted to have an incredible country and we want to keep it that way so mourn Chuck Norris if you

want just know he was good friends with Benjamin Netanyahu hello to all my friends in Israel

you have seen what six years of weak leadership has done to America don't let that happen to

Israel vote for a strong leader vote for BB

in the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right

because the eyes of the ranger are upon you in the wrong you do is on the sea

when your indexes look behind you because that's where the rangers gonna be

oh wait I got distracted about bullshit in the chat

in the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right

because the eyes of the ranger are upon you in the wrong you do is gonna see

when your indexes look behind you because that's where the rangers gonna be

in the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right

we're on the back

sample this part

there

the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right

because the eyes of the ranger are upon you in the wrong you do is gonna see

when your indexes look behind you because that's where the rangers gonna be

not actually Chuck Norris singing that does sound pretty much exactly like him

so that was Chuck Norris for prime minister neton Benjamin Netanyahu dead at the age of 86

and i played you two versions i guess two versions from that show walker texas ranger with lyrics

the eyes of the ranger walker texas ranger walker told me i have aides

also a huge thanks to fillty in the chat for jujitsu

that could have been on the cover art as well bullshit phonies larping as western indian heroes

while shilling for operation epstein furry pretty fucking funny 1023 am here in northern

new mexico carlos ray norris you know funny for a supposed american here you don't you don't

sound very american you sound hispanos ionist carlos norris

yes

downloading those two walker videos that's the most i've ever seen of walker texas ranger in my life

we rented the octagon more than once because my brother was into it

but personally my favorite is fire walker

a moment frozen in time an indiana jones ripoff

but it does actually have more people of color than any spielberg movie besides like

less detached decapitations but the same amount of screaming annoying lady though

you listen to your morning monarchy how about a little wrap up from one of the best stories of the

year so far afro man free speech hero if ill-bored and told you in the early 2000s the guy behind

because i got high and cult 45 and two zigzags would win a major legal victory for civil liberties two

decades later would you believe me following a trial that took the internet's by storm afro man

one of verdicts clearing him of wrongdoing in a civil defamation lawsuit filed by seven fat

ohio fucking pigs the pigs claimed he caused them severe emotional distress by releasing videos

and songs on social media mocking them for how shitty they are at their fucking job

an aggressive raid on his home broke all a shit never paid him back no charges filed

a rapper himself of course as you've seen dept out in an american flag suit

as his lawyer played a series of music videos live streamed around the world in which afro man

savagely ridiculed the officers including one he labeled officer pound cake one deputy

whipped dramatically on the witness stand for jurors another testified he wasn't sure whether or

not his wife had sex with afro man thereby destroying his whole defense or rather prosecution

but beneath the body surface the trial raised serious questions about my first amendment namely

can fucking pigs and other government scumbags use law fair to punish people who dare to criticize

them and after the ACLU who did so much for us during scovid called the case nothing short of

absurd afro man's lawyers argued that a verdict for the officers would have a chilling effect

on the freedom of speech was his already pretty chill anyway and in the end a small jury and a

small Ohio town agreed as the dust settled the afro man trial seemed a perfect example of the

Streisand effect a social phenomenon in which dumbasses who think they're greater than they are

attempt to suppress information usually of course via all their lawyer steens but it backfire

spectacularly by calling more attention to at the name you didn't know comes from a 2003

incident in which noted Zionist bullshitter barber Streisand sued to kill a paparazzi photo of her

one of her homes her Malibu home only to lose the case and then see the photo spread far more

widely across the internet than if you would have just kept and you fucking ugly face shut

for the seven pigs who filed the case against afro man whatever negative publicity they got from

his initial post paled in comparison to the avalanche it covers they got last week as of course

users on tiktard zucker gram and zio x beamed their faces to millions around the world and afro man

songs surged in popularity on streaming platforms and then they lost the case anyway forget Barbara

done call this officer pound cake effect again best story of the year hands down so far and I know

it's still still a little early in the year other top stories this week on ill boards legal beat

aka thug babies and the lawyer steams that love them change the crapper won a jury verdict rejecting

a lawsuit filed by his longtime manager pat corkern aka pat the manager over allegations of

millions in unpaid commissions bad bunnies lawyers demanded that an african music publisher repay

more than half a million dollars in legal bills after dragging the superstar into a failed copyright

case fk a twigs launched a lawsuit against an indie band called the twigs

suing other little tiny bands remember she used to be with a noted disney zionist shy la buf

you know violence is always the answer nicky mnage hit with a new lawsuit that claims she stiffed

a concert production company on a two hundred seventy five thousand dollars in fees and that

are reps just keeps saying we'll look into this gunna filed a lawsuit claiming that shady concert

promoters are their other cons duped him in a playing a show at a party for this year's ex games

and never had the money to pay for his performance fee of seven hundred and fifty fucking thousand

dollars the musician behind the zulu chant in the circle of life from the lion king

suit a fucking comedian over a viral podcast comment about the song also thanks to the first

amendment that bullshit faces long odds and holy moly damn your legal beat looking extra thugly

remember rapper mystical former us army combat engineer yeah he pleaded guilty to a charge of

third degree rape in Louisiana leaving the fifty five year old rapper facing up to twenty years in

a cage he will be told to shake that ass in prison yay settle the lawsuit ever accusations of blatant

illegal sampling on vultures one one of just many many many such cases filed against the rapper

over the years oh my gosh is bully gonna come out remy ma streaming platform renamed an

upcoming movie originally titled the biggest boss after being threatened with legal action from

the biggest boss himself rick ross the bullshit thug who grew up rich who stole an actual street

hustler's name you know free ray ricky ross the guy the CIA got to run crack in LA

young Miami publicly defended her decision to seek leniency for diddler ahead of his

prostitution sensing saying he was a changed man by the time she dated him from twenty twenty one

to twenty twenty three but in white people music news live nations antitrust trial got back underway

so this thanks crazy featuring holly anticipated testimony from live nation chief executive

michael rapino including you know about all those ugly slack messages they settled the fed trial

but they're still all kinds of state trials live nations antitrust trial resume this week after a

surprise partial sediment gave the jury a week long spring break for all the university students the

week featured key testimony about the operation of the live music business including from the concert

industries number one gangster live nation chief executive michael rapino is he related to that loser

soccer lady the department of justice who stole the promise software and gave it to jizzy no longer

part of the case having reached a settlement a week into the trial that requires live nation to

curb certain allegedly anti competitive practices this wasn't good enough for the many state

attorneys general and officials from new york california and dozens more are moving forward with

the goal of completely breaking up the monopoly of live nation and ticket bastard the trial

resumed following a week long hiatus with judge errands and brammy and remarking welcome back

members of the jury from your spring break the states brought in veteran antitrust lawyer Jeffrey

Kessler who's won landmark cases against the fucking NFL and the NCAA to lead the charge for them now

that the DOJ stepped away the states plan to wrap up their witnesses early next week a short

time line from the DOJ's original estimate live nation will then get its chance to put on a defense

case before jurors decide whether the company is a giant bunch of gangsters like morrisy says each

time you vote you support the process every concert you go to support these assholes but yeah this

I mean this one this one's good you know while robin you blind that was what was noted in the

slack messages one of the other employees of live nation and ticket master in these private

messages you know on giant multinational cloud platforms basically said man we are robin these

kids blind all the bullshit parking charges all the other cuts we are robin kids blind and they love

it so like morrisy says each time you vote you support the process so yeah they're robin you blind

why they also have the fucking gall to sue you you know like Napster Lars unelected black robe nine

rules against the record labels in billion dollar music piracy case against cocks the ruling rejected

a lawsuit filed by the major labels that aimed to hold internet providers responsible for illegal

conduct by their subscribers that would of course be fantastic because then I could sue all the

car companies who killed my fucking friends and wrecks your unelected black robe nine who take

checks from companies they rule in favor of rejected a billion dollar music piracy lawsuit filed

by the major labels against telecom giant cocks communications ruling that the internet service

provider can't be held responsible for the infringement by its users cracking assumes a majority

ownership of climate pledge arena cracking is the Seattle NHL team partially owned by maclamar and

of course noted awesomeness marsh on lynch they have assumed that so so a lot of these monopoly

stories so you own the venue that you play in as well and this why they broke up paramount back

in the day you own the theaters that get to run the movies that you make and own so now the crack

and it assumes majority ownership of climate pledge arena I wonder what they'll change that

fucking name to in a couple more years in other ill-bored business news primary wave acquires cobalt

you've maybe seen the word cobalt with a k sousa say the deal which includes cobalt's worldwide

operations of course and their catalog could be worth more than one and a half billion dollars

primary wave said on monday that it is acquiring cobalt's worldwide operations it's catalog of

owned copyrights and digital collection company AMRA they keep using that what the fuck is that

uh global royalties made simple AMRA huh see I learned stuff all the time in here too again

you can't do anything without 27 fucking middleman gangsters in the middle going on I'll take that

cut and we'll take this cut and I'll take her cut and we'll take our cut

primary waves extensive portfolio includes stakes in iconic catalogs of dead artists like prince

and bob and is worth nearly six billion dollars whitey still making bank off of dead folks again my

challenge to you is cancel everything and just get a monarchy subscription we can remember it for

you wholesale and I heard this and on my the pop station I grew up listening to as a kid I've

been listening to it a lot lately on radio dot garden which is just a fantastic platform just

to play around on and I heard this on 103 C.I.R. L.A. Langley leaps past Taitay for a country history

as chosen texas tops hot 100 for a fourth week and we played that for you the second it was released

months ago L.A. Langley's chosen texas holds for a historic fourth week at number one on the billboard

hot 100 that is the main singles chart the song first lead in mid February and added its second

week on top at the beginning of March choosing texas solely claims the most weeks ever spent a

top the hot 100 for a song sung by a woman that also hit number one on billboards hot country

songs charts one up in Taitay's three week hot 100 rain with we are never ever getting back to

get that was all a fucking country station beyond choosing texas and we're never getting back

together three number one country hits by women top the hot 100 for two weeks each of course cowboy

face carters texas hold them in 2024 and dolly fisers islands in the stream with Kenny Rogers in 1983

oh and 95 and 81 I remember hearing the joke as a little kid and I didn't quite understand it

at the time what song does dolly part and sing in the bathtub islands in the stream

on the flip side though hollywood turns on biggest bitch chapel roan music insiders give their

verdict in one source close to star explodes with worst insult imaginable amid late of scandal

this is some giant new pop tart who came out last year who's just way too big for their fucking

bridges and I can't show you on the radio but there's tons of video of just her yelling at people

screaming at photographers bitching and screaming and cursing at everybody

and of course as much queerbait as hairy styles they are straight people who love to kind of

act like their day or trans or whatever the current thing is chapel roan developed a reputation as

the most difficult celebrity in hollyboob following a number of diva outbursts in a series of public

spats this week the controversial pop tart 28 she made it to 28 found herself in hot water once

again after one of her security guards was accused of making actor jude law's daughter 11 year old

aida cry hey at least a one jasmine crocus bodyguards roan has denied having any knowledge of an

interaction between her staff and eight of all again these are nepo baby rich assholes arguing

about how they treat each other it's pretty great you should film it and then maybe people will

actually go see it roan denied having any knowledge of an interaction between her staff and eight

of all who was staying with her mother captain harding and stepfather brazilian soccer star

who he know frail at the same hotel as the grammy winner in south hollow she did not direct her

personal security or anyone on her team to interact with them but following the incident a source

told the daily mail that some of those who work closely with the singer would like her to be nicer

before it is too late her attitude isn't the best some would call it being a diva others would

call it just being a bitch it's a shame because she's incredibly talented citation needed and

for her to ruin what she's made of herself in like 12 months all by herself would be such a

disappointment those close to her are hoping that she'll actually take this as a learning lesson and

be nicer in the future the daily mail has contacted representatives for roan for comment they didn't

of course reach out so we go to sky news australia and you mentioned the behavior let's have a

look at this clip let's see how she treats her fans here she claims they are perhaps harassing her

even though she's the one who's shown up to a celebrity hotspot

this is the go away i'll see you so i will all of you look at you

kinsy she ain't the most likable pop star you've got i can't put it anymore nicely than that

i mean being a pop star means living in the spotlight and that spotlight is powered by fans

when roan's shows open frustration to them or two photographers it reads as completely

ungrateful boundaries are reasonable but hostility is not

and i love them that clip where she said that you know this character so ashamed

is hiding his face and then he just smiles right at the camera and says hello so yeah that i'm

surprised she posted that clip i wouldn't have posted it yeah that's because she's retarded

and completely ungrateful chapel roan roasted for awkward interaction with paparazzi yeah the people

are being way nicer than she is they're all just smiling and being polite and that's one of the

ones who dumped kacy waserman for being a dick they named the chat just like my stepdaughter they

pride themselves on being a bitch you thought she was trans because that's how she poses

that's a giant money making scam for all the tiktards now oh i think they don't know which bathroom

to use they are queerbait you heard it here first in other news wnba players reach deal with salaries

jumping to nearly three hundred thousand dollars now all they need is anybody to watch it in a major

victory for wnba players incoming rookies will receive substantially higher starting salaries than

in prior seasons following extended negotiations the new collective bargaining agreement cba if you

nasty will increase boost salaries for entry level players from sixty six grand to three hundred

thousand dollars annually and raise the salary cap for other players we're really just grateful

to be able to come to a deal wnba president nique on ming said we're proud of ourselves and quite

frankly we always told you we're gonna stand on business and that's what this looks like yeah from

the outside the agreement between the leagues and the wnba comes seventeen months after players

opted out of the last collective bargaining agreement we're really just grateful to be able to

come to a deal you know this kind of reminds me of that case he must grave song we played on Wednesday

you know where rich barbie acts like she's not getting laid in a song that's written by three dudes

all right let's fucking ask the god damn internet again hope no wait hold on

yeah search wnba is subsidized by the nba because it has never turned a profit and consistently operates

at a loss yes the wnba is subsidized by the nba because it has never turned a profit and consistently

operates at a loss the nba provides annual financial support estimated at ten to fifteen million

dollars per year to cover operational costs player salaries marketing oxford commas and facilities

it was necessary because the wnba generates significantly less revenue than the nba from ticket

sales merchandise broadcasting deals and sponsorships the nba owns sixty percent of the wnba

including direct ownership of six of its thirteen teams and has committed to ongoing investment

without a short-term profit goal there's thirteen teams how do you do playoffs with that

while some sources describe this as a subsidy other frame it as a strategic investment given

the nba's long-term vision for women's basketball and the shared benefits like summer arena use

bundled media rights and enhanced brand go to well despite the financial supports the wnba's

revenue sharing model gives players only about twenty percent of league revenue compared to the

nba's fifty percent split which has fueled recent player demands for a fair share the league's

future depends on growing viewership and commercial success boosted recently by stars like

Caitlin Clark and record-breaking college games but it remains reliant on nba backing to sustain

operations it would not be in business if it were not subsidized you know like GMOs and shit

it

meanwhile Botox springstein I guess he still got his no kings decorations up

mean that's that's how long it takes giant multinational widgets to rearrange their armaments

for some new ad campaign quick quick can you do it sing a snatch of one of his songs besides

born in the USA out too slow Minneapolis Portland Los Angeles San Francisco Phoenix Newark

sunrise Florida Austin Chicago Atlanta Bellmont Long Island Philadelphia New York Brooklyn Pittsburgh

Cleveland Boston and Washington DC the East street band is coming your way and we are bringing

hope over fear democracy over authoritarianism the rule of law over lawlessness ethics over

unbridled corruption unity over division and peace over

hey kids it's time for counting with Bruce Springsteen

who who he for five here here here here here here oh here hi hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hi yeah

all right what did I get up to I don't worry your lawyers will tell you counting with

Bruce Springsteen yes Bruce Springsteen announces tour to fight authoritarianism the multi-billionaire

set as tour will promote hope over fear democracy over authoritarianism in the rule of law over

lawlessness giant rich scumfucks act like they're the fucking revolution and he's not again not

even any good you have no fucking songs your voice blows ass your band's pretty good but that's

fucking it poor Stephen van Santon there in the background 10 45 AM here in northern New Mexico all those

things I've talked about over the previous 45 minutes suck ass so let's get something good damn

the torpedoes the third studio album by American rock band Tom Petty and the heartbreakers released

October 19th 1979 the first of three Tom Petty albums originally released by the Backstreet Records

label distributed by the last mogul Lou Wasserman's MCA records the music cemetery of America that's

right Casey Wasserman's dad ran MCA with his good buddy Red Ronnie again wait till these fucking

tiktard trans kids find out who owns their labels it built on the commercial success and critical

acclaim of the band's two previous albums and reach number two on the billboard 200's album charts

the album went on to become certified triple platinum by the hated RIAA who also sued their fan

base widely regarded as one of Petty's best albums damn the torpedoes ranked number 313 on

Rolling Stones list of the 500 greatest albums of all time moved up to number 231 in the 2020

revised list it is the only physical Petty I have that was the record where life was never

going to be the same again damn the torpedoes are when Tom Petty stopped being this really great

songwriter influenced by Dylan or influenced by the birds and became Tom Petty I was always a

great believer in third albums I knew that Tom was coming on really strong and I felt it was time

that he could really break it was a real sense of a mission you know we were going to make this record

and it was going to be great we knew we were doing something that sounded exciting and that's

what we were going for I had no doubt that we were going to do something that no one ever heard

you for I knew that we were going to have an impact sonically I knew in that album we developed

a drum sound that was very big huge beautiful drum sound for years that sound was

imitated change the way drums were recorded really a lot of time with the sonics of the album

how the tones fit together and made this really polished but tough sounding record it really

sounded like nothing else out there like so many young artists he signed a bad deal and when he

found out what it entailed he did what very few artists do is he actually said I'll go to

War over this we were in a big lawsuit at the time you know just fighting for our right to exist

in a way and I think it made the music sort of anthemic it was joy you know just spinning across

the dial and hearing yourself again and again on different stations at one point we had four songs

on the air at the same time from that album the publisher played me don't do me like that and

told me that he was giving it to Jay Giles band so I like ran the Tom's house I said you out of

your mind he's a lot kind of sounds like Jay Giles to me I said it sounds like a hit to me there is

a ton of material in the company in the heartbreakers vault there's 2500 tapes in there and a lot of

them have been sitting so long that it'd come up he put him on the machine and hit playing and go yeah

so Ryan has an oven had to bake the analog tapes and then transfer them to digital before the tape

deteriorated they're saying you need to find something hasn't to release in this you know what

are we gonna find and it was on this little tape box that's just you know kind of nowhere just

like written in hand no markings anything and we found out it was good when I camped on that one

that was a real good death I vaguely remember cutting that song we liked it that we thought well

if that really put on the album the song surrender we cut it for every album we always had trouble

getting the right take on it it looked like what happened as a band did that take they did

in a harmony and that someone made a decision like we should try it again and probably got progressively

worse what I really like about that take was the vocal is really good there's no guitar solo

overdubs or anything it's just the band playing you can hear the rhythm guitars really clearly how

Tom and I are playing against each other without any other cluttering there we cut refugee maybe

hundreds of times going for the magic take there's just roomfuls of of tapes with nothing but

refugee refugee refugee we did not edit single take together on that record their complete takes

of every song nice the blue ray we did a five one mix it just shows how well done this material is

those songs hit me like nothing I've ever heard I couldn't believe that I was working

into an album with songs like that we wanted to make music that moved people if there's

longevity to it it's because the songs are really good because you can tell that there's a lot

of genuine passion in it damn the torpedoes was one of those records that re-energized rock and

that was me but she don't want to let her

she likes to keep me kisses she's got me underpants with that little fiddle in the

history she's a perfect scare there's always been so far to fave around

yes they've always liked to leave it to the channel but yeah

So, since it's night, we're out to take a nap.

She don't like working, she says she can't survive.

But she's got the asking question.

She's got me on the bed with the little suits of this.

She's the complex.

And she's always been so hard to get around.

Yeah, she always likes to leave it with a shadow overdown.

Just a shadow overdown.

She still keeps me rolling.

I'm trying to figure out how she's leading up the summit.

I'm trying to figure out how she's leading up the summit.

And when she's dreaming, sometimes she seems afraid.

But in the morning, she doesn't remember it.

But she's got me thinking about it.

And she's got me on the bed with the little suits of this.

She's the complex.

And she's always been so hard to get around.

Yeah, she always likes to leave it with a shadow overdown.

I'm trying to figure out how she's leading up the summit.

And she's always been so hard to get around.

You're listening to Media Monarchy with Jane Seven Kulado.

We're really just grateful to be able to come to a deal.

That is the poll quote for the Media Memes Album Analysis edition of your morning monarchy.

I'm going to jump in your show notes, including our final taste of the third album from my final copy, Shadow of the Doubt.

And we will get straight into album number four on this afternoons music show.

She don't like work and she says she hates her boss.

Boss told me I have AIDS in the streets of Minneapolis.

You know, I mean, really, the downside of things this good like Tom Petty and Media Monarchy,

is that it makes pretty much everything else intolerable.

I've got your truth music song of the day moonwalkers parade.

But first past is prolog my friends this day in history Media Monarchy episode 116 from 17 years ago today.

This week magazine released its annual air travelers report this week with prongs,

Kafka International Airport, wrecking last and customer satisfaction due to long flight delays for service and an overall oppressive in personal atmosphere.

The report found the average delay at Franz Kafka International is 31 hours longer than the next worst airport.

We spoke to several American travelers who reported spending weeks and in some cases months waiting for flights.

I asked the ticket personally, what deep my flight was that?

And they said that the airline I was flying didn't exist and everyone keep calling me S.

The airport was also cited as tickle to navigate, with a list complaints including curbside shuttle services,

which loop around the airport before depositing passengers back at their starting point,

and extremely long corridors leading to dead ends.

Gate B2 is next to Gate B11 and Gate B14 is in the afternoon.

Business week also rated Franz Kafka International among the worst airports in terms of customer service,

calling the employees, quote, completely indifferent to traveler's needs.

There is a problem, fill out complain form, and place it in an envelope address to the name of the hospital in which you were born.

In response to the ranking, the airport added a public address system in a time to clear up and confusing.

The airport also created a toll-free customer service helpline, but when our reporters called the number this week,

they found it connected them to a hat store in Stuttgart.

Travelers also report being frustrated by the airport's unusual security procedure,

which includes a time-consuming personal interview.

The security guard asked me for like 80 minutes, are you who you say you are?

Are you who you say you are? And finally, he writes a liar in the back in my hand and lets me pass.

Airport officials say the complaints are unfounded.

All problems of traveler's all, if you only make certain to properly follow proper protocols,

no such problems would exist, properly follow proper protocols.

The nearby Dust IS, the hotel also received low marks from the passengers,

a large number of whom checked in due to a flight delay, and ended up murdering another guest at the hotel.

Coming up, a new medical report warns getting screened for cancer is a leading cause of finding out you have cancer.

Still ahead this hour, hostage crisis enters 14th, tedious hour.

17 years ago today, on Media Monarchy Episode 116,

Prague's Franz Kafka International, named World's Most Alienating Airport.

And remember, real news anchors did move to the onion most notably,

Bobby Batista from CNN and Suzanne Senna.

I have your brand new, New World next week.

Rothschild rated over Epstein ties plus American airport chaos and combat drone production.

A few mere moments away, but it is a new music Friday, my friends.

New records coming out from, pop punkers Tigers' jaw and long runners, young fresh fellows.

The Nico Caseless, new pornographers, new album is out today, and Zach Wilde's new Black Label Society.

Snail mails got the new one.

That new DJ kicks that we played for you on Tuesday from Sophia Cortesis is out on K7.

And Swedish pop goddess Robbins, ninth album sexistential comes out.

Charlie Pooth says whatever's clever, and Courtney Barnett has her new creature of habit.

A period of professional and prefer personal upheaval, including a move from Melbourne to LA.

Well, there's your problem.

New one from the twilight, sad, new one from Jose Gonzales, King Tuff, and flea larps his jazz now.

Onora, it's got a woman of color on the cover for some reason.

And Dalek out on Ippacac the hip hop revolutionaries, of course, have to come out and say things,

because you know, stuff's bad now suddenly.

Reissues and compilations, the 35th anniversary of one of the funniest and funkiest rap debuts,

I would say of all time, not just the 1990s.

Expanded and repackaged for its 35th anniversary, that's right, sex packets from digital underground.

RIP knows.

Also 35th anniversary, the Charlotons sum, friendly, the band's excellent debut album from 1990,

remastered in, rebolstered by frontman Tim Burgess, and a selection of bonus tracks.

I put my charlots and shirt on even before I knew that.

And some various artists where there is no son, Ricardo Villalobos, curated a tribute to Sunra,

demonstrating the Afrofuturist icons influence on electronic music.

Sunra never told me to fucking vote.

Didn't try and save free speech.

Just did this thing.

Off the air this Monday for the last Monday hangout, so this is how I can go to Waterburgler.

But we'll go out with the latest single to preview Wasteland Country.

It's coming out on Mayday, of course.

The upcoming album by Moon Walker, two words.

So the Jackson family doesn't sue him.

The project of Brooklyn-based singer-songwriter Harry Springer coming out on Mayday via the artist,

and we should really, you know, enjoy this while we can,

because this guy won't make this kind of anti-coke music, of course, when Pepsi comes back.

Parade by Moon Walker, your truth music song of the day.

And so we shut down your media memes, album analysis edition of Your Morning Monarchy for Friday, March 27th, 2026.

I'm Jimmy fucking Polado, rarely imitated, never duplicated.

Burgess trying to get into my freaking window.

Hope you guys do well.

You lie, Slander Pooner. Thanks for the motto.

We stole from Struckout, Jealousy Opera.

Don't hate the media. Become the media.

Take care.

No puppet, no street, no clown.

No one gets left to drown.

No life, just rage inside of this cave.

But the billionaires are underrated.

Yeah.

Nice shirt, turn it on, turn it around.

No praise when the wind blows down.

We've got a lost face, not a broken soul.

And we'll come around here.

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