My Neighbor Stole My Package… Then Accused Me of WHAT?! 😳

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It's another jubal phone prank.

It's a mornings on the 20s.

Hello.

I knew you were druggers.

I knew it.

Sorry, what?

I said, I knew you were druggers.

Sorry, who was this?

My name is Eddie.

I live across the street from you,

and I got your phone number from your neighbor, Tom.

And I had to give you a call,

and I figured you out.

Okay, I'm not...

I don't know what you're talking about.

I took your package off your porch today.

So, you know...

You took my package.

Yeah, picked it.

I saw it delivered,

and I know that we've had some porch pirates in the area,

so I've been patrolling,

and anybody that gets a package,

I put it in my house,

because I'm not going anywhere.

And I wait till they get home,

and then I deliver the package to them.

So, I was taking your package for safekeeping,

going to call you,

and let you know that I had it.

But now I got a call that you know,

I found out.

I don't know what you're talking about,

but it sounds like you're talking about the drugs.

I'm talking about the drugs, you drugger.

There's nothing...

I have no drugs.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'll spell it out to you again,

because you're probably three sheets to the wind or something.

Excuse me.

You're probably high as a kite right now,

so I'll see it flow.

I took your package off your porch

that you got delivered today to protect it

from the porch pirates.

I opened it up,

and what did I see?

Nothing but white powder,

a whole thing, a white powder.

And I have half the mind to call the authorities.

Listen, you crotchety old...

Oh, ****.

I ordered a protein powder.

What you're doing is...

You're opening packages?

You're sealing things off of people's porches

and you're opening them?

You're accusing me of being...

You're accusing me of being a porch pirate?

I'm protecting this neighborhood from the pirates,

and I took your package for safekeeping,

opened it up to see what you guys are getting over there,

because I suspected you might be druggers.

And what did I find?

A kilo of white powder.

Jesus Christ.

You are a crazy idiot.

I'm going to call the police on you.

Right?

I don't know what this whole situation is,

but I don't want to...

I thought we could handle this peacefully,

but if you're going to call the cops,

I'm going to call the cops,

and then we're going to get ourselves into a cop battle.

You want that?

My cops are going to beat up your cops for sure.

You called me and called me a drugger.

Explain how else you're getting white kilos,

a white powder delivered to your doorstep,

El Chapo.

Jesus Christ.

It is vanilla protein, my dude.

How about you put on your glasses and...

Not only that, but it's terrible.

Snorted half of it already.

Nothing.

Oh, white.

White.

Okay.

I don't even...

What are you talking about?

Hey, Eliza, this is actually Jubel

from the Jubel Show doing a phone prank on you,

and your husband set you up.

What?

I don't...

It's a joke.

He said that you guys have been getting packages

stolen off your porch and he wanted to mess with you.

Oh, my...

Okay.

Oh, my God.

I have this picture of my head of this wrinkly old man

with just like protein powder all over his nose.

I was like, what is happening?

Wake up every morning with Jubel phone pranks.

We say mornings on the 20s.

Some people like working twice as hard,

just to stay right where they are.

And in Ohio, we really don't get it.

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working in tech without the traffic,

and still being able to make it to your kids' soccer game,

sounds pretty good.

In fact, Ohio is the second most affordable state to buy a home.

Your move, learn more at yourmoveohio.com.

Discover a spectacular island destination

with crystal blue seas, endless sunshine,

and the cool Bahamian breeze.

Bahamar, located in Nassau Bahamas,

offers your choice of three luxury hotels,

the richly refined rosewood,

the playfully hip SLS,

and a stylishly modern grandtiet.

With over 45 restaurants, bars, and lounges,

Bahamar serves up delicious dining

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like Daniel Barude and Marcus Amilson.

Nightlife venues like the new Jean-Baptiste Jazz Club,

and the Caribbean's most luxurious casino.

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and one of the kind experiences for the entire family.

Like Bahamar, our 15-acre lush tropical water park,

interactive wildlife experiences,

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