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Hey there, I'm Johnny Mac with your daily comedy news, a daily briefing on stand-up comedy

comedians in the comedy industry.

Now today is going to seem like I wanted to just pre-tape an episode, and I didn't.

This is just actually the plan.

In the news, we'll get to it in a second.

There are four stories involving comedians in food, and they just paired up nicely.

Now I'm the first concede.

It just sounds like the kind of stuff I normally hand on the weekend.

But nope, that's what's actually going on.

And I also wanted to take a look at the Netflix is a joke festival lineup after they announced

the roast of Kevin Hart.

I was like, let me just click on the lineup and see what's going on.

And I'm quite impressed by it.

So I just thought we'd take a moment here, just look at some of the things that they are

promoting.

Now I'm a little frustrated for all the clowning I do about the Hulu publicist.

Netflix is just impossible to crack.

I even had my publicist try and find someone to talk to about this festival, and I can't

get through to anyone.

I reached out directly to Robbie Prah, who I know a little bit from just for last

Montréal, haven't heard from Robbie yet.

Now I did that over LinkedIn.

He doesn't need a gig, so maybe he's not on LinkedIn.

But I just, I can't crack this one at all.

So I'm just on the website here.

And this thing is mighty impressive.

So when you go to Netflix is a jokefest.com, they've got a, I don't know, a 12 slide box

at the top.

We already talked about the roast of Kevin Hart hosted by Shane Gillis.

Now we haven't heard a line up on that yet as I record this, but how could that not

be amazing?

That's Sunday, May 10th.

The fly on the wall podcast with Carvian Spade, they're doing May 6th with guest Chris

Rock.

That's sure to make news.

Nate Perguetz.

He's playing the Intuit Dooms.

That's where the Clippers play, right?

May 9th and 10th.

I imagine they'll film that and make that a special night of too many stars hosted by

John Stewart, pretty impressive guest list listed alphabetically by last name.

Bill Burr, Conan O'Brien, Steve Carell, Ron Funches, Nikki Glazer, Tiffany Haddish,

Jimmy Kimmel, Lan Morgan, John Mulaney, Bob Odenkirk, Matt Reif, Adam Sandler, Sarah

Silverman, Allie Wong, and Noah Wiley.

So just using my sense of stardom, the one, two, three, four, five, 10, 15, 16, the 16th

biggest star on that lineup was Lan Morgan.

Pretty impressive.

That's the Hollywood ball.

May 7th.

Also the Hollywood ball, May 4th, Shane Gillis and friends.

Death goes Greek.

Is it the Greek theater?

May 6th.

The Seth is Seth Rogan, comedy from Eric Andre, Nikki Glazer, Stavros Halkias, Nick

Kroll, Sarah Silverman, and Taylor Tomlinson, plus a special comedic performance by Michael

Buble.

That's interesting.

John Mulaney, Hollywood ball, May 8th, under featured artists, not going to read them

all.

Andrew Santino, Chris Fleming, David Letterman, wait, Mike from Letterman podcast, did you

know about this?

This better be funny with David Letterman, especially guest John Mulaney.

Do we do know about this?

May 5th at the Montelbonne, May 7th, your guest is Martin Short, Lou Ticket Warning for

both.

Well, I may have to go out for this.

Diane Morgan, in conversation with Diane Morgan and Charlie Brooker at the Egyptian, she's

Kunk Love Her.

Doctor Z.

Oh, Doctor Z.

Do you know this?

He's doing the totally legally distinct character, not at all, to be confused with Doctor

Z.

Is from Planet of the Apes.

Love, Doctor Z.

Dusty Slay.

What?

Should I just camp out in LA for a week?

I'm feeling like a shred.

For into the show, John Marcos Arezzy, four shows, we're only up to G, Gaffigan, Jim

Jeffries, Kant Williams, Kevin Hart, Kill Tony, Marcelo Hernandez, doing one thing, one

thing.

Well, Mark Normand, if he's not canceled by then, for Biggs, ooh, can we start a war

if John Marco, for Biggs and Mulaney are all in town at the same time?

How do I get that started?

Natalie Paliminius.

Boy, I might have to this weekend just sit down and map this out and see if I went

and I spent money on tickets, which I'm willing to do.

What I go see?

Nicky Glazer.

It's also the, it's not just the flights and the TSA mess.

It's the hotel and the car as well.

Star Trek Ruiner, Patton Oswald, Robbie Hoffman, Ryan Hamilton, Love Ryan Hamilton, Sam

Morrill, Stavros Carrell, the B-52s, former coworker Fred Schneider, Theo Vaughn, TBA show,

Star Trek Ruiner, Tignitaro.

Oh, maybe I could turn this whole thing into like a Star Trek, um, um, uh,

what would you call that?

Sort of Star Trek, um, enthusiasm, there's a good word, Star Trek, enthusiasm tour for

me.

Tignitaro, Tim Tillin, Todd Barry, and Yakov Smirnoff, and believe me, I didn't read

everyone there.

All right, I might have to sit down and think about this one.

In theaters today, Jimioyang, special, finally home.

His third comedy special was taped during a sold out arena run in his hometown of Hong

Kong.

Self-reclaimed as the teller Swift of Hong Kong, love it.

Jimioyang turned his latest special into a full scale homecoming celebration, complete

with pyrotechnics, musical moments, and surprise cameos.

Also out today on HBO, Julio Torres color theories that'll be on HBO proper at eight East

and West.

You'll be able to stream it on HBO Max.

No next game tonight.

I might actually watch these things.

Julio Torres color theories offers a guide to understand the world through his playful

interpretation of colors, taking the stage in New York City as an expert on the inherent

traits of particular colors.

Torres explores the nuances of rule-based navy blue to the rage of red through observations

from his life and culture at large.

I thought the material looked pretty good.

The trailer, as they played at the other day, somebody, I think, perhaps, possibly maybe

added some laugh tracks.

But I did think the underlying material was pretty good.

All right, some weight loss stories.

Jim Gaffigan was on the glass half full podcast.

He was asked if he's still taking at GLP1, Gaffigan at previous said he was on Monroe.

Jim Gaffigan said, I am.

It's weird.

Back around my life at this point, while I definitely take it because I'm still paranoid

that I'm going to feel nauseous, I'm not using it with the expectation of losing more

weight.

It's just, I don't trust my own behavior.

Jim Gaffigan said it's working for him because it cuts off his cravings for any food.

He said, that's where it really works well for me because I would jokingly say that it

made me.

It didn't remove me.

It just made me consume like a human as opposed to a dog.

And the morning would wake up and take her kids to school and there'd be like four

trisket boxes.

We, meaning mostly me, and that is why if I'd plow through three of them, no one does

that, right?

But for me, it's like I hope the miracle drug that people think it is because if it

could suppress compulsive behavior, that would be great.

But for me, it makes me behave like a human being, which is amazing.

People will come up to me and accuse me of being on an appetite suppressant.

They're like, you're on ozepic.

You're on ozepic.

And I'm like, no, I'm on a different one.

I'm on Majura, which is better, right?

Because it sounds like an Italian restaurant.

It's always good, you know?

Like the health benefit, I'll live longer, blah, blah, blah, but I love it because I

feel better.

And you know, some of it is I did have the appetite suppressant, so it's not like

I can't even take pride in it.

I was brave enough to stick a needle in the stomach, you know what I mean?

It's great.

It's beneficial.

Gabe Glacias said it was scary.

When he came off ozepic, he was on Shannon Sharps Club, Shasha podcast, which Dylan in

the Facebook group daily comedy, his podcast group points out might get the best comedian

guests of anybody.

Gabe said I got on ozepic for five months.

He didn't say what brand ozepic works ozepic is scary how good it works because it does

curb your appetite to a place where you like to even need food.

I got off the ozepic and I immediately gained back 20 pounds like that.

It's scary how quickly you regain the weight.

Gabe says that is heaviest.

He was 440 pounds and told Shannon, I really want to lose weight.

It's a serious thing.

Shannon said, what if you lose too much weight?

Your nickname is fluffy.

Gabe said he had a conversation about that with a radio host big boy, big boy lost a lot

of weight.

Gabe said, Hey man, how did things change for you?

Won't you lost all that weight?

We're in big boy anymore.

And big boy said, no, I wasn't big boy anymore, but I was alive.

That's the most important thing.

She says, if I lose 100 or whatever the amount of weight is, yeah, I might not be fluffy,

but man, I'm going to be alive.

And I think my fans and people would rather see me alive and able to function rather

than be the big guy.

Diane Morgan, you know her is kunk.

She's currently on last one laughing on Amazon, which you should watch.

She has embraced a vegan lifestyle and said that has changed her perception of cheese.

She used to love cheese and now says cheese smells like socks.

Diane Morgan said she was never a big milk drinker anyway, preferring oat milk and continued

I couldn't find a decent vegan cheese that I liked it all tasted like glue sticks.

So I just went cold turkey on it.

Then after four weeks my brain just went, Oh, I don't like cheese anymore.

It smells like socks and now I don't crave it at all.

I just love animals and I do a lot of work for animal charities and consequently you see

videos of the way animals are treated.

A lot of factory farming is horrific and I was already vegetarian, but when I saw that

and how they're treated, I just thought I can't do this anymore.

She credits extra vegetables in the absence of dairy for a noticeable improvement in her

complexion.

She says, if you're not eating meat or cheese, you really got to make friends with a vegetable

and I'll tell you what, my skin's gotten much better since I went vegan.

It's definitely clearer.

She has some recipes.

One cracker involves baking sweet potatoes with grated extra firm tofu, chipotle and

paprika.

You top that with a dressing of blended vegan yogurt, sliced jalapenos and lime.

She also likes roasted butter beans with olive, salt and broccoli.

Finish with a squeeze of lemon juice.

She says they come out like roast potatoes, golden and fluffy and it's so easy, healthy

and delicious.

Meanwhile, Star Trek Root or Tignotaro says she's been vegan for going on 10 years.

She was on Laura Clarie's idiot podcast.

Laura said it's exciting.

You don't meet a lot of vegans.

I feel like people hate vegans.

They ate me, Laura, because I like carrots.

It's so strange.

Star Trek Root or Tignotaro said it's a funny thing that you're taught to eat your vegetables

and then when you do, you're a freak.

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Thank you, Bert Reynolds, every week on the Comedy Stock Marker.

We look to find value in comedians.

We buy low and we sell high and this week's weird.

I only have one recommendation for us all.

I don't like to force the segment, but I look at this and I'm not feeling strong about

anything, but I think we might want to cash out on Mark Norman.

The specials come and gone and he got in trouble twice this week.

Maybe I'm a little paranoid, but I feel like we got our value out of Mark Norman and maybe

we ought to sell our Mark Norman right now, just kind of lay low.

I might be wrong there, but that's my only recommendation this week.

Sell Mark Norman.

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Boy, I have so many leftovers that took a long time to go through that Netflix stuff.

Skip Melbourne for a day, just because I talk comedy festivals for so long in the front

half.

Margaret Cho.

She'll be at the Inglier Theater tonight.

You can expect her to be political.

She says, that's just who I am.

How can I not touch on what's happening today?

What we're living with is like science fiction.

We're living in this dystopian era, but with no flying cars or jetpacks, we're at war.

It's very turbulent with this administration.

I would love it if Kamala would run again.

I'd love it if Gavin Newsom would run.

He has some of that zombie blood.

He's feral and angry.

We need someone who has that.

He also gets personal during the show.

She says, I'm talking a lot about my life.

I'm talking about my ever-changing body and how it relates to the news of the day.

I talk about getting older and feeling different.

I'm going through menopause.

You understand who you are as a person.

It's a good realization.

I'm excited to talk about it.

Oh, and let's clear this one out.

Joe Koi.

You remember him one time he hosted the Golden Globes until the horrible mean joke about Taylor

Swift.

Do you know the joke?

You don't know who to play it for.

Yeah.

He's selling his place.

It's a Las Vegas mansion.

It's on the market for $11.25 million.

I don't know the kind of coin my son's trying to get me to buy one of these NBA expansion

teams.

Joe Koi's home has a tree trunk shaped staircase, a brutalist style exterior and an infinity

pool.

Joe Koi bought the place in 2023 built in 2011.

The cantilevered home is made of concrete with geometric wired mesh covering the top part

of the house, giving it a distinct look that's well known in the area.

The main level is a bright open-planned space that includes a living room dining area in

kitchen.

From there, a spiral staircase with a tree trunk-like enclosure leads down to the lower level, which

is designed to be darker and moody.

The lower level has a full bar, a sitting area, and a wine cellar and tasting room with

an exposed stone wall.

The lower level leads out to one of the home's courtyards, with seating, a water feature,

and an outdoor shower.

A different staircase connects the main level to the upstairs, four bedrooms, including

a large primary suite where the bedroom and bathroom share an open space, a guesthouse

adds two more bedrooms plus a lounge with a bar.

There's also a rooftop deck with a fire feature, a bar, and views overlooking the golf

course and surrounding desert and mountains.

Joe Koi's place, if you want to buy it, $11.25 million, maybe you can get a good mortgage

rate.

And that is your comedy news for today.

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