Dirty Little Secret: This Is My Gross Obsession”

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1:01And I'm watching those extraction videos. Watch those videos. I got the green tilted. I got to be honest. I don't know if I can take this one. This one's going to get me sick. I've never watched those because I can't. Are you looking at a statistician or someone who does skincare and like, because I think those people find it satisfying. Like when you go have a facial and they like do the extractions or whatever, but. Right. No, that's not me at all. I'm just like it relaxes me and I feel like it's just oddly satisfying. I can't explain that. Okay. All right. Well, the synon judgment zone. So you like it. Can you just play with slime? Don't people say that's like slime. It's fine. Also. It got really bad. And I actually bought one of those fake skin dolls online. Like you can like pull a block hat out of it and stuff. You can squeeze on it. What? What do you mean a fake skin doll? Fake skit? They have dolls that do this. I don't know. What do you mean? They're like a physical doll. You can practice or pop pimples on.

2:05Yeah. And like you fill it up with this stuff. I'm going to throw up. I can't. And I feel. Wow. So does you keep this a seeker from the people in your life? Yeah. So the only people who really know where my mom and my ex. My mom thinks it's funny, but like my ex, not so much. Okay. Yeah. Cause I know why because you used to try to pop his pimples. I bet. Yeah. Yeah. Like I couldn't help myself. I'd be laying next to him. And like I start scanning his face and back and his shoulders and looking for something. Like anything. Like if I found something, I had to pop it. Like I had to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He would get really annoyed and be like, you just leave me alone. Yeah. I don't know. I tried, but I couldn't. Because it's my friends when you did that. Well, no. Yes, it does. But I had an ex. I had an ex. My ex Brittany did this and it would make me so angry. She would pop your pimples. She would try to. She tried. She's real quick. I don't be like, get away from me.

3:05It's so unattractive when somebody tries to do that. Yeah. That would make me so conscious. Yeah, but you love it. I think a lot of women do this. You don't do it to Eric. No. You don't scan him and try to pop his. No. Pop is. Find a little black head. No. People do. I'm not crazy. That's wild. So he broke up with you because of this. No, I'm just kidding. Well, yeah. Well, really broke up. He like threw it in my face. And he told me I was the weirdo. And you just see it like colleges. And it's just kind of stuck with me. And I don't know. Because part of me is like, maybe it's right. And the other part of me is like, I'm not hurting anybody gross. Yeah, but it's harmless. You know, that's true. You're not hurting anybody. If it's you need to find someone else who's into it is what you need to find. Yeah. Yeah. Then y'all just pop each other. Yeah. Yeah. Right. It would be fighting over it. Like back in the day, I even emailed the producers on my strange addiction. And they wrote back to me and they wanted to talk to me more about it. Oh, the show. Yeah, but I chickened out.

4:05Because I'm like. Yeah. Kind of like handle everybody knowing, you know. And the older I get, the more ashamed I am, the more embarrassed. And what if I meet somebody new? Like, do I just casually mention? I might expect that. No, don't mention it, girl. It's my full-time job. No. Don't. Just do not mention it. Just get your doll and get your fix out on your doll or whatever that thing is. And leave him alone, okay? Yeah. Yeah. This is also an awesome diet plan because I've lost all my appetite.