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Alright, so let's talk about collision here. Okay, we're gonna just jump right on in and welcome everybody to the New World Hot Cats brother.
We're talking about collision March 7th, 2026 with Nigel and Excalibur on commentary. We're in Tucson, Arizona.
Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. So this is a fun show. We're in AZ. They got revolution here next Sunday on a Sunday. Wait, it's this weekend, right?
It's next weekend. Well, it's next weekend for this show. So it's actually this weekend as I'm talking right now because I'm so far behind on podcast. I'm trying to get caught up here.
We have FTR versus the Rascals. You know, we, this was gonna be a good match regardless. Like I had a lot of fun with the show. I did cruise through the show quite a bit just to make sure I can get the gist of it.
I did watch this match. I did enjoy this match and FTR got the win.
Dan Garcia versus Thomas the Champa. Did not see Dan Garcia beating Thomas the Champa. You know, but my favorite thing about this is Champa turning on mark.
We have evil to Masa now the evil psycho killer that I'm all for. So not really a fan of Dan Garcia getting the win. I know was on the quick roll up, but no, but he did turn on mark, which was my favorite thing.
Swerve versus gravity. Come on. Swerve got the win. What do we have? The 200,000 K match private party versus the Outrunners versus LFI versus Swirl. Swirl.
Well, this was my match of the night. This is a lot of action for $200,000, which I wish I could fight for right now because after Vegas, I need all I can get.
But private party got the win. I wonder if they're working their way back up the ranks and maybe when young bucks beat FTR at revolution, we see private party going after the young bucks for those tag team titles.
I think that would be pretty awesome. And they just want some money here. They want some money. Bain and cross because Penelope is out again. I feel so bad for Penelope Cruz.
I wish nothing but the best for her of a man. They take on. Oh, the time was love bombs.
And there was a moment tonight. I believe after this match, Tony Storm wants Marina Shaffir at revolution. And I'm like, hell yeah, let's go.
But Bain and cross won this tag team match, but to above the timeless love bombs. It's like, I love my Tony storm. I have her action figure. I look at it every day, you know, because it's on my desk and everything.
And I'm just like, well, why? Why? Why are we not? Why is Tony not a champion? Why are we dealing with Christat Lander? But Teclas champion. Okay, I'm fine with that then. Fine, whatever.
But Bain and cross got the win. We have a squash match, Don's, whatever.
To Keshda versus Claudio, you know, to Keshda, I think I had this theory at revolution. Like the Don Cales family is going to take all the gold.
Keshda is going to beat Moxley. The Don Cales family now has a trios championship. I believe who else has a match on the card as well for a championship match.
Oh my gosh, I'm drawing a blank here. No, O'Cotta has a championship to Keshda could win a championship.
Didn't they unify these titles at one point? I don't remember, but to Keshda did get the win over Claudio.
I think a lot of gold is going to go to the Don Cales family. I just have that feeling hooked on a feeling. I'm high on believing that Don Foulness.
All right, but that was collision. I give it a solid three. No, I give it a four out of five, March 7, 2026 Nigel next caliber and commentary and two scone Arizona.
This was a fun show. Match of the night was the 200 K tag team match private party for the win. I am excited. I saved my moment in that.
They got me hyped, even though she did lose the tag team as earlier, but Tony challenging Marina Schiffer. I'm like, let's go.
All right, that's it. That's all. Tell me what you thought of the show. Drop us comments below. Hit that like. Hit that subscribe.
