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This is the new world podcast brother. We're talking about dynamite march 18
2026 Excalibur Brian and Tony on commentary. We're in Fresno, California for this one at the safe mart center
Guess what? This is episode season five episode 381
That means we are 19 episodes away from
400 the last season four I think I hit almost 800 episodes
I am not don't quote me on that. I got a double check, but yeah
It's a lot of wrestling man, and you know, I'm very sorry. I got I'm trying very hard to not get behind again and yesterday
that review and I got the work and I didn't get a chance to even oh crack though crack the laptop and get it out
So I apologize someone to be better, but here we are talking about dynamite all right
We started off with the return of will osprey
Versus Blake here Blake Christian. This was a fun match to start off the show will osprey looks great
Definitely telling the story of that neck, you know surgery he had
And it being a target for everybody just like what happened with the McKinney Omega came back, you know
It's it's what they do. I just don't want him to get hurt again, you know next surgery took him out for a little bit
But he is back and he looks better than ever
Then after he gets the win. He cuts a promo afterwards. You know, he says I'm glad to be here
Calling out John Moxley and here comes the mocks cult themselves and
Will gets up and you run. He starts attacking. He says let's go mate. Let's go, bruv
He started fighting. He's fighting them all until pack that bastard gets him
Quintetently the mocks cult have a match next against the bang bang gang
But you think will osprey was gonna go down like that. Hell no, bruv
He goes in a tax pack and they can fight to the back
Hey, hey, kicking roms kicking roms. Oh, yeah, so I would love to see Will Osprey versus pack
I would just love to see I can't wait until dynasty April 12th all in August 30th and
I'm seeing that they're just doing paper views on Sundays now, which I'm just like
versus bang bang gang
This was a real fun match
Of course you're gonna have some hard hitting action here
Dale Garcia Moxley and taking on bang bang gang, you know, I don't consider ace part of the bang bang gang
But I guess we have to for now. I'm just like where's everybody else? Where's where's the rest of my bang bang homies?
Mox cult gets to win
Then we go get a package for her the coffin match that we're gonna have a good guard Darby and Gabe kid
They want to murder each other. Let's put it out there. They want to murder with the capital M
Cuz Gabe kid cuz Gabe came like you know what we ain't I ain't got to wait for you to get to the ring
I want to start this in the parking lot, but I was like, oh
Okay, Gabe I see you then we get a Kenny Omega
Issuing a challenge to swerve Strickland
He says I it goes me and you and you put your number one contendership on the line
Yeah, swerve has something to say about that later on in the show
But now let's get to the
Oh my gosh, so it starts off in the parking lot
Darby almost runs over Gabe with the car and
They start beating the crap out of each other boom boom boom boom boom then Darby gets the chloro form
I was like, oh, oh, okay, this
Gets Gabe throws him in the trunk and I'm like is he gonna drive him into you Reno or that I get ramping big enough to drive a car? No
So Gabe's in the trunk
Darby gets in the car and he backs up and I was like, okay, what's going on?
There's a heap of trash in front of them and Darby just floors it
To where the car flips
And I was like holy shit
Like I was thinking like Gabe was in the trunk. I don't know how you plan to be safe on that one
And then here comes Darby's bloody carcass busting through the window
Right on cue. I don't know how planned this was with Gabe kids the trunk opens and Gabe kids just falls like a sack of potato
I was like hot damn and then Darby crawling
You know mountain ever so
And he throws Gabe on this car and he brings Gabe kid all the way in. I was like, oh, this is gonna be a quick match
They'll get the Darby pulls out a after they get in the arena that the bell finally starts and pulls out the skateboard
He pulls out a straight jacket tries to put Gabe kid in it doesn't work in these these two just
Fight they fight until
They can't fight no more but of course Darby gets busted open
The coffin drops everything they were doing everything under the sun in this match
But Darby beat Gabe kid in a very fun way
They set the coffin up where he set it up where it was kind of straight towards the ring and
Gabe kid was on the apron and Darby just went
Basically spirited the shit out of him like a little little missile
And Gabe kids just fell right into the coffin and that's how Darby gets to win
But man the car thing was crazy
Oh, you shit dude. I was like okay. All right
This is why I'm here. This is why I'm here for a W because I get crazy shit like that
Darby cuts a promo after bloody beaten and he's like basically now that I got the dogs out of the way, you know
He's calling him out man. I was like
It's only that when is this man going to be the AEW champion, you know
So one thing I feel like we keep building him towards and we keep ripping him down
From you know, you have to have that great thing with staying and this and that but I was like I think it's Darby's time to find the
But there's also swerve out there. Hey man can't compete for the title
Joe's out there somewhere recovering, you know, you got Kenny Omega. It's like what I that's why I think I love about oh day W over here
Is like you just don't know and that's the fun part, you know
But I do feel like Darby deserves to be champion one day
Uh Jurassic Express they got a bus y'all
They roll up to the center and Fresno. Well, they it was funny. He's like there's a little package before
And they traveled by map and as Jack's getting ready in this house
Uh, lucha source is like honking the horns like come on. Let's go
pulls out uh, uh, I think a walnut from his pocket and a squirrel jumps on his hand
Squirrels even they just takes it. They was like oh
That's an odd bit, but okay
Um, but Jack is one of the nature I guess can't take young jack it gets on the bus and we traveled by matte
And we meet up with the young bucks
And what my favorite part about this is that because they have a big match tonight young bucks and jack versus uh the donkels family
But I love the fact that uh, they're like we used to call a cotta family
You know, and then lucha starts like bitch
It's great uh, we have swerve what prince not as in the ring first and bring swerve out and he gets on the chair and he's talking and
People are like what I hate that chant man, but swerve is like you know what I want power
Put your evp status on the line. I don't know what that means
You know i'll can like
Does the kinean have any power in a w anymore, you know
But he wants that and uh, it's set for next week tony con is made official um swerves number one contendership on the line for the evp status
I don't know which way to go with this
I would love to see kineo mega and mjf and i would love to see kineo mega
I mean i'm swerve versus mjf like
I think mjf now is on top of everything after that match with hangman out of page
Then we have a rene she's with speedball
He's all once again a trio's champion, you know, he's he's living it up and he has a match with mark davis next
And this is my match of the night
First match of the night. Oh my gosh speedball versus mark davis this was some hard hitting meat. I mean, well, you know
Chicken wing versus beef tenderloin. I mean, I mean these these two beat the shit out of each other and I loved every second of it
Oh my gosh, you're back and forth speedball looking great, but he gets a nice clean win over mark davis and I I applaud it
I was like this match just whoo, this was awesome. I'll edge of my seat the entire time
Then moment of the night. I feel like for me is mirror mjf that revolution cutting a fabulous promo
Bloody it's got the Terry funk, you know
Pants on everything to distribute and he's just saying like I'm the best. I'm only 30 years old. I'm already ahead of the game
I'm the best that you know
Everything and I want to go I got 20 more years in this business and I'm already ahead of the curve
And mjf tells the camera like I now now ask me every world champion. There's ever one anything what I want to say go ahead
Ask me because so mjf. What are you gonna do now?
I'm going to Disney world
Big Hebrew made a statement
We have and then we have a Don fam promo for their match tonight. No kata is like beach. I ain't your fam get out of your beach
No hoes barred match
It was it was supposed to be marina versus Tony storm, but they didn't show it until
Here and they hardly did show it, but I think Tony storm got murdered
Like as marinas coming out, you know, we cut to
I think it's Renee or something like going to the room and mean is like there in the room and
Tony storms heads all bloodied in the back of her head and it's just lame then I was like what happened
They cut that so quick and then custom marina going to promo. Hey, either I did it or either I did did not mean
You got me kick your ass and I was like all right
I do love me some marina chauffeur and I do love me some Mina and this match was fun
We had champagne bottles. We had tables that table spot where marina picked up mean uh
I felt so like marina marina at least got the table
You know, so she had a little bit of uh
Not uh, I want to say a landing safe landing spot, but
Mina went to the straight to the floor
So while the table caught marina and marina went straight to the floor. So that was that was brutal
Uh, then uh, Mina got a champagne bottom busted across
marina's head to get the win for the one two three and I was like, oh
I did not expect that
But she mean I got the win for Tony storm
Then we have Renee with Andrade
And here comes uh mjs
Have a briefcase and on dreda days like what's that and downcalus is on the phone. He's like, hey
Just take this money, you know, and now andrade is a little like
We're working for mjs now. He goes no, no, no, just just take the money on dreda
Just take the briefcase. It's just just take it
So I feel like andrade is gonna turn on a donkales family
Which I'm okay with because I want him out of the donkales family. There's a lot of people I want out of the donkales family
So um andrade takes the manay
Main event time and this is my second match of the night young bucks and jack prairie versus the donkales family um
Josh Alexander and okada this match was awesome
I I loved every second of it young bucks always making me happy. I was looking at my young bucks
I got the super kick party volume one volume two dvs and I was gonna pop those bad boys in
Because I love me my own books, but yeah, so one match um young bucks in the jack they get the win
Young bucks cut a promo afterwards. Yeah, we lost
But that's besides the case, you know, my dad
Told us to dust off and we will get back to being champions
We know there's no team out there that's gonna get in our way and I was ah
Here comes cope and here comes Christian
You know coke comes out coke because the promo is like hey, you know, they touched my family
Beth, you know, took her out. She had to have surgery
You know, but she's one tough woman
And I like Christian because yes, this is personal between you three
It's also personal for me because waiting at tag team championship means more money
I was like oh christian, you're such an asshole
That uh there said we're the best tag team of our generation and we're gonna be the best tag team of your generation points to the bucks
And qftr and I was like oh god, I got to hear ftr talk or stokely talk. I don't want this
But my favorite as soon as stokely was like
Well, you know and bucks and coped they tell
Him to shut the hell up. I was like all right. Let's get the fight in here
Here comes ftr and stokely to the ring and they just they don't even hesitate
They just jump in and get their asses kicked
And then we have a really great moment where
The bucks and copen christian are going grabbing the titles and they both are holding on to me
It's like a tug of war and like oh
The bucks gonna do anything a super kick copen christian because the copen christian did say at dynasty
It will be copen christian versus ftr for the tag team championships
But I'm wondering if this is going to change and the bucks are gonna be entered and this is gonna be a
Three way for the tag team championships. I would like that or
Add dynasty apropole
Yeah, that's the way we end
Dynamite March 18, 2026 is caliber Brian the Tony and commentary in frisinal california the save mart center
I give this show a solid five out of five
Okay, match to the night speedball versus mark davis hands down second match to the night young bucks jack versus the donkels family
two moments of the night
Well three moments of the night
Second one is Darby and Gabe in the car and mjs promo
So a lot of good stuff here man the munch on so much, much, much, much, much, much
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