I want you to cry him to your Hello Kitty pillow. I want you to put your headphones on. I want you to listen to some Taylor Swift
And I want you to shake it off you bland bitch
What up y'all this came me to sexy ninja and the place to be for a paper saber universe
And this is the new world podcast brother. We're talking about dynamite march 25th 2026 Tony Tazik Scalibur on commentary
So good when taz is back. I love Brian Danielson. I really do
But I love taz's commentary more. I feel like he adds more to it
He has he has such a great chemistry with Tony and Excalibur
But we're in st. Paul, Minnesota at the Ray Wilkins auditorium for this one and we started off with the
Swerve and Kenny too
Love this match. I don't love it as much as the first one
Because the first one was really special
Especially when Swerve destroys Kenny Omega in the end
It was like not only did he have to do that but the way he destroyed Kenny Omega in the end
But this one was just a damn good match
Between these two number one contendership on the line EVP on the line. I was just like there's no way Kenny's losing this
But after a big battle between these two man and just this this is why I love pro wrestling
Kenny Omega gets the win and he will face MJF at dynastie april 12th
And I was like alright
Next on the show we have Darby package. He has him. He's in the main event tonight
We got will osprey who tells John moxie is coming for the mox cult
Then we have the mox cult
Take on the sky flight. I got to say
Stole the show. She was doing great in this match man. This trio's match and marina. I just love marina. She's a fair man
I can't wait to see her actually compete for a world championship at some point
But the mox cult of course gets the win over here
Then moxie cuts a promo afterwards
And you know just letting him know hey you want to fight at dynastie a grudge match me and you
Watch what you wish for watch what you ask for
We get a young bucks package, you know, they're gonna come back. Don't worry. They're gonna get back in the game
Because after ftr versus copen christian in at dynastie
You know the young bucks will return after that
Speedball versus rocky. This was a fun match
Speedball for the win, but now let's get to
What I've been waiting for besides swerving kidney to my boy ab jf
Big Hebrew. Oh the devil. He's better than you and you know when he comes out
And I love he's like and he tells everyone like and guess what everybody
You'll anxious me in your cowboy can never
ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever go for this championship again
Which is not true. He cannot go for this championship. Well mjf is champion
But after mj is cutting that because now who's next huh?
It here comes Kenny omega
Kenny omega on that mic. I just love it and he's talking about I was called the god of pro wrestling in your
Right? Well, guess what
Good versus evil evil versus good me and you mjf agrees
So we got the god versus the devil at dynastie and I'm just like
And then that was packed versus we'll all spray next week. He was like oh
Life is good man. We and this is only like we're not through the show
We got lots more to go here man, but I'm excited about mjf versus Kenny omega
mjf did beat Kenny once will he beat him again is Kenny on the verge of being a world champion once more
We shall see then renaize with a cope and Christian don't care after your promo. Don't care
At the end of it they get into a OC in Rodrick who have a match against the dogs
It's just I don't know I
I really don't care for cope and Christian
Christians an asshole. I
I got FTR just sick of their promo. I was just sick of stokely
I will give it up to stokely with that hypnotized hypnotized minds jersey
Three six month you know, give it up to them for that, but
God just some tired just tired of FTR
Uh, but yeah, but the dogs get the wind and we have an awesome bane and cross promo package here
They look fierce. I think this is the best team up for Megan Bane ever
Bane and cross. I was like that's it that's that's a tag team. You don't want to fuck with no no no no no
Kyle Fletcher cuts a promo wants to be the best TNT champion out there and to catch that comes up
He's a hey man. I know me and Okada have this thing. I don't want it to get between our friendship and
He's like remember we were pro shita. He's like yeah, you know, you're right. You know, we're gonna we're friends and they hug
I was like, oh they hug
Uh, we get into a world championship match right here. Tecla versus Mina. This was awesome
Oh, my second match of the night
Tecla Mina, you know, Mina got that huge win over Marina Schaffer
But Tecla of course retains the championship that championship again
Ain't going anywhere time soon and my girl she pulls off her belt. She's about the whip Mina, but Nana
The ref's like nope, and the ref took forever to get rid of the belt like he just looks a lot so much so
Mina pulls out of her her top
brass knuckles, you know, and I was like where's the ref?
She's holding on to these things and she's like, ah
But no, this is what took out she knocked them. She knocked the piss out of Mina
Just so Tecla can get the win and here comes the sisters of sand
To celebrate with their sister
Uh, then we're gonna get Renee and Kenny again
I was like lots of Kenny tonight. You already did us a do what we need more Kenny for
But Kenny is informed that next week they have the contract signing and if there's any roughhousing
Oh and speedball is like he's so great Kenny
Uh, we got the demand. Oh, oh, Ricochet
He was cutting a promo and there was a decent promo for what it was
I was more distracted about that hat. He was wearing him the space between the top and the his bald head
I was so distracted. I was like
What's wrong with your hat bro?
But whether look at all that space look at all that
Look at all that retail space you can set up shopping there and
Make a store. There's so much going on there in a smooth bald head
Man I last though hard because I was like damn
That hat ain't touching nothing
Next we have a no count out match roosh versus Darby and of course it got crazy
Um, I was surprised that Darby beat roosh. I'm like, what are we doing with roosh
But after Darby gets the win the donk house family beats him down
I I love the fact that londrade is like, why are we doing this? What are we doing this for?
Why are we beating up Darby? I want the world championship and don's like just be patient
And they beat down Darby Alan. So Darby Alan not only he went to war with the mox cult
He's going to war with the donk house family. He went to war with the dogs
This man is a his back against the wall. He's also called out MJF
What's next for Darby in his path, but we set up some dynasty matches man
Very excited Will Osprey versus John Moxley. We got FTR versus Copen Christian
We got MJF versus Kenny Omega
Okay, but this was a good collision a collision dynamite
March 25th, 2026 Tonyic tazic salary on commentary St. Paul, Minnesota where Ray Wilkins auditorium the match of the night is swerve versus kitty
Uh second match of the night Teclo versus Mina
Is MJF and Kenny Omega the god and the devil
All right, I give it a solid four out of five
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