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What up y'all this came be to 16 and the place to be for a paper saber universe and this is the new world podcast brother.
And we are talking about NXT March 31st, 2026 New York City. We are in New York City at the not the gart Madison Square Garden, but the little side room they have. That's really cool.
Vic and Booker on commentary. Yeah, it's funny when they're like, we're in the garden. It's like, yeah, the other room.
But I like that room because that's the lights and the way it is. It's a really cool place. But we are building to stand and deliver this Saturday on YouTube.
No more PLEs on peacock besides Saturday night's main event. And that's the extent of it. So and they're coming back to the Madison Square Garden.
I believe in a few months. So we have dark state versus Santana and OTM to start us off.
We are building to stand and deliver which was sort of crazy to me because I was like, oh, yeah, stand delivers this Saturday and fun note collision will be this Thursday.
So we'll have a lot of action dynamite collision Smackdown Friday and stand and deliver Saturday.
Yeah, so dark state versus Santana and OTM. They've been having this beef for a while. OTM is really finding grown on me as a team. I do enjoy them.
Santana is just a badass just being our current TNA champion and they beat dark state here. So I want to see where else we go.
Because I don't think this is over by any means necessary. Number one contender who's going to face the vanity project for those tag team titles.
It is birthright versus lots of Americanos. I was thinking, oh my gosh, birthright, you know, awesome name, awesome stable, really talented dudes and women and this group.
You know, like I really enjoy it. I just love the name birthright, the birthright.
Awesome Americanos. They're silly, you know, they're fun and I loaded mask. I was like, why, you know, this whole heels versus baby faces, baby versus versus heels, vanity project, clearly bad guys.
But you got two heel teams right here in front of us. Yes, lost Americanos is silly and they win, which I was like, oh, okay, I guess.
Oh, there it is. Always on time. Yeah, I don't know. I was kind of torn by this because I was like, I want a birthright to start building themselves and I thought that'd be cool to do it.
I stand and deliver. But that's fine. I guess lots of Americanos will get that opportunity for those NXT tag team champions.
Kalani Jordan versus Jada Miss Paka and this Fist of Cuffs, if you will. These two were beating the hell out of each other in this match.
And ain't stopping there. These two don't like each other. It's clear as day. And I enjoyed this rivalry, but Jada got the win because man, she laid out Kalani Jordan.
And I was like, oh, does this, does this put the nail in the coffin? You'll see, you'll see. We get the contract signing of the Ricky Tony, Joe and Ethan.
Because they're all going in a fatal for way for those NXT championship. This was okay. My favorite is the stank face.
Ricky Saints gives when Joe walks by is like, stank, stank, stank. I, that's why it's the thumbnail. Just a nonchalant stank face.
But of course, Tony says it. All right, Mr. Stone, you know how this is going to be and how this is going to end.
And you might as well get out of the ring right now. And of course, it's a fight now. Most of these contract signings go and wait.
What did I say? It's done all good. Oh, yeah, they did. They get there. There was two table spots. Ricky went through one.
And Ethan was trying to put Joe Henry through one. He did not hit. He just, he hit the table and the table just slid.
He didn't go through it and I felt so bad. I was like, oh, at least Ricky went through the table. Joe did not.
Jasper versus Keanu Carver referee is Josh Briggs. This was a meat on meat action. No one wanted to ref this.
All the rest said no. It's too scary. These two monsters. But Josh Briggs was like, I'll be the referee.
I'm causing Jasper to lose to Keanu Carver. Keanu Carver is cool. But I'm just like, I don't know that Jasper has something.
Keanu Carver, I'm trying to like get, you know, he's the big bad dude. You know, but of course Josh beats kicks Jasper.
Keanu takes advantage just to one, two, three. Then Josh and Keanu get into it and Josh lays out Keanu Carver because it's all about who's the big dog here.
And Josh Briggs says, I am.
Tatum and Blake, they will face each other at standing deliver for the North American championship because Blake has stolen the championship from Tatum Paxley.
This was a fun little interaction. My favorite was Tatum saying, I'm goth to your glamor and fire to your hell, you know.
They get a little, they get into it a little bit. I thought Tatum was going to get her championship back, but no Blake steals it again and runs away.
Then Mr. Stone's backstage with Keanu, you know, he's like, he wants Josh Briggs. So he gets him next week.
Jordan, well, Mr. Stone hears some noise. Like, what the hell's going on? And he runs and Jordan is attacking Miss Parker, fueling this feud, adding more to the fire.
So you know, I was going to come from there. Then we have JC with a fatal influence and Izzy James is in the background.
JC is like, who's going to face? Because tonight we have a number one contendership match, low love versus Kendall Gray.
JC is like, anybody can come after me. I don't care, you know. And Izzy is like, you know, I know what I want, but you got to understand that you got to cut ties.
And he's kind of just looked at fatal influence. And JC is like, oh, because he has a target on her back, you know.
And what's crazy is Soul and Nazari is going to go face each other at stand and deliver. I just hope that's a good match.
They were getting a low love versus Kendall. And I was so torn. I was like, I think Lola is the one to go.
And Lola is the one to get that championship because I see a lot in Lola.
On the other hand, Kendall is like this. She's just waiting to fire off. You know, she is a fantastic athlete wrestler.
And she, you know, came up from Evolve up to here and real quick fashion. And I think I think they're looking at her a lot.
Kendall Gray and this ended it in a double pin. And it could a lot of controversy. They were like, no, no, another reference outside.
I was like, no, no. And so who's going to face JC? Cause she comes out, she comes out too. And Shawn Michaels comes out.
It's like, this is the way we end the show. And who's going to face JC Jane for that championship? It's got to be a triple threat. It's got to be.
So it'll be Lola vice versus Kendall Gray versus JC Jane. I know that championship is coming off her because of stand and deliver.
But who is the one to be crowned as was this decision of this double pin ending one of those like we're Shawn's like, I don't know both of them deserve it.
Both of these both of these women deserve the opportunity to get be a champion. But how do you do it without without it being so obvious?
We do a double pin here. Who's going to face her? It's going to be a triple threat for the championship as stand and deliver.
You know, it has to be. But that's where we end the show.
This was a go home show for stand and deliver, which is on YouTube. Don't forget it's on YouTube.
But that was NXT March 31st, 2026 in New York City, Vic and Booker on commentary and man.
Some news were popping up on my feeds and stuff. I was like, oh my god. And then I was like, oh, it's April 1st.
So I was like, oh, fool me once, fool me twice. I guess, you know, but I've been fooled. I've been fooled.
I give this show a solid three and a half out of five. Match of the night was Jasper, Keanu, a lot of meat going on there.
Moment of the night was Tatum and Blake. I like that goth to your glamor fire to your hell.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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