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And then we're talking about Monday night raw March 9th, 2026 coal graves on commentary. We're in Seattle
Seattle
Skull auto
Ooh, this is a big raw
We are still building to WrestleMania. What does that look like? What does that mean?
All that fine stuff
Adam Pierce is at the starting of the show
Calling out Seth Rollins
Here comes all these mass figures doing the hokey pokey when they get in the ring
Yeah, it's got a funny though. Do do do do do do do do do where is Seth where is Seth and amongst them
I think Seth is obviously so like I'm like that's Seth
Everyone's doing the hokey pokey, but I'm like there's Seth. Let's go in on here
But the army of mass men Seth Rollins comes out doesn't say anything and then here comes the vision Logan Paul
and
Mr. Austin theory no Paul Heyman cuz Paul Heyman was taken out
by
Seth freaking Rollins
Yeah, so
The vision they want and then my favorite part of Seth Rollins puts his mask back on and everyone does the hokey pokey again
And they all dispatch and disappear into the night. He is now
Seth Batman Rollins
But during this the Uso's come out
Yeet
Yeah, well the Uso's came out and yeah, it's a big chaos chaotic thing. I like the starting of this Monday night Ross. So let's go
Then Jackie is with the Uso's, you know, they she tells them they see him punks up tonight
And they're like you know what we ain't got to worry about that and they stop like you know what?
We need to worry about that. Let's go. Let's just go
So you know the Uso's are gonna confront C and punk our first match of the night. It's a gauntlet match
My match of the night who's gonna face
AJ Lee for the intercontinental championship man that starts off with Lyra and EO and I was like, God's go EO
That's what I was going for. I was going for EO the whole time
But I wasn't mad about the winner
So
Lyra gets eliminated by EO then EO goes to the Raquel then here comes live
Then I live is trying to help the here comes Stephanie, which was like yeah, then Stephanie gets taken out
Well, Stephanie takes out a live and then Raquel beats down EO for Ivy to come in and get the 1 2 3 2
Eliminate EO's like God damn it and then here comes Bailey Bailey eliminates Ivy
Then it comes down to Asuka and Bailey and Bailey gets the win and I was like, oh
Bailey versus AJ
I like this is WrestleMania right unless they announced the match for a raw a few a couple weeks or so
I don't know well, I was like Bailey versus
AJ I'm down with that
Because I keep rolling rolling rolling. I'm down with that
Byron, you know natty in a Maxine attacks and they fight because they got the thing going on
O.G. El Grande Americana's backstage. He gets with Dan housing and Dan housing had a fun segment
That wasn't even on the show was there any commercial break
Here's probably it all the money I pay for Netflix. I still get commercials
I don't get to see the commercial breaks anymore like the in between stuff. I like that
But no dad housing gave some shirts because we call fan housings. I'm a fan of housing housing
So
He cussed O.G. El Grande Americano because O.G. El Grande Americano you guys enter account intercontinental championship match tonight
And that here comes Penta Penta comes to the ring cuts a promo says he's showing love to the WWE universe
that here comes
Not O.G. but new G El Grande Americano and
El Grande Americano and Penta are gonna fight for the edge condo championship
This was a fun match. So did the curse work on O.G. El Grande Americano to be replaced in this match
Cuz you
Next up Stephanie has this amazing video promo. Oh my gosh. I was like, oh, I love you. I love you so much
We got the judgment day come house
Good old
Live is watching and they're yelling at each other. The judgment day. They're well
That looks like I didn't go talk to fit. We got to figure this out. He may be lose my championship last week
It's his fault. So let's go to the ring and we get this great and amazing segment next the moment I was waiting for
Dominic comes out calls out Finn Finn comes out with JD and
They're and they're going back and forth. Dominic's like, you know, you're the reason why I lost that championship
And he's like, you know what man? Your dad was right. You're a prick
And they bleeped out prick and I was like, I don't think prick is that bad of a word is it?
I don't think so, but no prick is a bad word and it was bleeped out on
Netflix. Can we quit bleeping out shit on Netflix?
But this is my favorite part Finn. It'll dominates Max Finn and Finn to his back to him his jacket and
Recreating a great moment and then bam hits Dominic and him and Dominic start fighting
They try to break him apart. JD's trying to get Finn off his back and then Finn like says nope
And he takes out Dom and then here comes JD and then the entire judgment day
Turns on Finn Balor and I've been waiting for this day. I've been waiting. I've been waiting. Oh my gosh. I was like
So Finn Balor is out of the judgment day
Don's the leader or is live the leader who who's the leader?
Take me to your Lita
So Finn is out and that this was this was my moment of the night. Jesus man. This was awesome
I was like I can't wait until we see the repercussions of this beat down especially with the
The chair and everything will we finally get the demon Finn Balor
Then we get Adam with Javon
Then we got Waller and we got Kofi Kofi's talking to Vaughn the hey man, you know, you're miming at me
Then we get Jackie with Bailey and Lyra. Oh, yeah, this is where it is next week Bailey gets the face
AJ for the championship and I was like, oh, this is a WrestleMania match. Why could we just have nice things?
Yeah
And Oba versus Rusev I thought this was gonna end in like a DQ or false finish or something like that nature just because
This is too big of a match too meaty men like this. This is them. This is something you can carry out
for a while
But no, Oba got the win clean over Rusev, but I hope that Rusev doesn't stop and says like hey
I want to keep coming after you Oba because I would like to see that
then
Here comes CM Punk to close out the show
You know and the Usos follow because the Usos are telling punk. We don't care about Roman
You talked to a family though, and that's what we want you to apologize about Romans that
Because he ain't here to defend himself, and I know like you that's all you need to do is just apologize punk
Just apologize
And punk's like okay, okay, hey
Everyone come down. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that Roman Reigns are so terrible to you
I love every moment of this is maybe laugh so hard that maybe laugh just made me pop it
I was like, oh my god punk. He's like I will apologize, but in my own manner that Roman Reigns
I'm sorry. He treated you also bad. I'm sorry. He was such an asshole. This is that and treating y'all like a bunch of young boys
The Usos had enough and they take a gym. I think big gym takes out CM Punk and that's the way we end the show next week
We're in San Antonio, Texas
And next week we got Brock and Roman showing up so a lot of stuff is on the way to WrestleMania and
This was a good rug you went to 5 out of 5 matches or nice the gauntlet match and Bailey's the winner a moment of the night is the judgment day turning up
Finn
Good stuff here
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