OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - An Inch-Vestigation

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It's been a while Friday, 30th of Jan

Haven't done one for a while, Brian Smiles and producer much and Creech

Yes

Yeah straight into a question. I think who asked the question? It was you did Bryce. Yeah

Penicise mose. I had a story about that. Didn't we research today? It does. Yep. I do it. Yeah

V-shaped men yeah with large dogs. Yeah

Number one. Yeah, unsurprisingly

Yeah, the most attractive in demand. Yeah, I was really hoping it would be like a you know

Just a mid-body with an average piece would be popular. Is that you Creech?

Absolutely. I'm throwing the low average to be honest, but that's about the motion of the ocean

What I found interesting about the research was that it was flaccid and like we pointed out on the there was based on flaccid length

Now flaccid length is not a true indication because like we discussed a little bit not in depth but on the show

You've flaccid you're you're a wrecked penis. Would I say fellas?

Every time it's at its most erect is the same side exactly you know what I mean like you know what you're getting if you're a wrecked penis

What you've got is what you've got right reaches a ceiling has a ceiling is not much there's not much difference between

When your pieces are wrecked. Yeah, no

Flaccid now that's a different chat. Well, there's no need for a different times

It can be totally different sizes. There's no need when it's flaccid to be

Impressive. Am I right because that's what I say well you call yourself. What did you call yourself the vulva?

No, I didn't call my dad. I think you're right. He didn't you're right, roch

It didn't call myself the boys running some sort of a joiner

I was early in the morning. First thing I just walked that next five days

It was basically a vulva life. I swole and clitoris

I mean there are time. I mean more more often. I can't find mouths either

This is a G spot. It's more often than not when it's just pathetic

Yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, especially in winter. Yeah, yeah, we're after exercise. Oh, yeah, like it's pathetic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Squished in there and yeah

Sometimes I want to sometimes you just leave you with someone. Yeah, fuck check this out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on here?

The size of a little baby sometimes a baby

I don't even want to delve into that actually

Ah, so yeah, yeah, anyway, so there was this chat. But you've been quite quiet. Well, I was just doing some gouglick

Blessed Jesus

Well, it's a cold erect pain a smaller than a warmer

It is it is they can appear smaller than one that is warm. It's called

Vesso constriction so you want to have a warm day from yeah

Yeah, if you warm a your your vascular systems wider a cold day can reduce size by up to 50 perceive

Can you I can't afford 50%

Can you google why also did you de sometimes disappear when doing exercise? Yeah, why does exercise make your pain a smaller?

Yeah, why are you googling that? This makes me realize why I didn't have much sex when I was in Finland

Oh the cold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I don't think you know me ex love us. You wanted anything to do with that thing

So I was non-Fundland. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, not only were the temperatures negative, but so was my cock

Just remember this goes out

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

No, it's not that's the not from mum podcast is the is it so you're the cold? It's not it not a turn on is it crutch?

No, no, no, no, no, no, I would say yeah, that's where that's where the rough and tumble was kept for would be a minimum

Any results coming through here?

Um

Exercise it's a fight or flight stress response apparently it draws the blood

Away from your genitals like exercising into the muscles. Yeah, I've actually heard that before I remember learning this

You know when you're sort of teenage like in high school where you get all those just random bonus in class

You remember dealing with those. Yeah, supposedly if you flex and tend to muscle you can make it go away

I've heard this

Like

If you've got a bone and it won't go away and you want me to get rid of this if you like flex like your quarrel something and hold up

Like a bicep it'll make it'll make it go down. Let's put this to the test. I'm going on the latest issue with farmers

So off the back of the talk you had you had a question bros

Like in around the world sorry around the room

Not so much an issue for me

I'm real cold top it amongst the fellas

They say they can't give you they say you can't they can't give you a cock in here

You got one of the other and why not the other

You got a good idea

No man's land

For you for you blokes and oh and trouble land and worried and

If you had the choice at birth would you rather be tall and tiny?

Yeah, so tiny piece but height because height is good important and light and all that or

Short and big now

These heights I'm talking short like I'm talking to your five foot your five foot bigger pack in a thick girth

I'm I'm going tall and small tall and small. Yeah, tall is like six four like call us all books

And not so tall that you're a punish but just like big man

But but tiny when you say tiny held time. Yeah, yeah, I like malsy

That's why I'm going taller

I've already lived I've already lived a life

I wouldn't go tall. I feel like your dimensions would be so so out of whack

The people you'd be shocking when you got your cat off

Well, so so wouldn't it not be the same if you're tiny with a big piece, but I feel like that's more of a pleasant surprise

Yeah, yeah, you might be excited. Oh wow

So we're a scary. Yeah, yeah, I know I found a lot of girl ski

You're scaring

You can't whip it out. It's like surprisingly

And I'm six foot

I can't like it's just I know why you did this

Oh, it was it was a given I was like just let him go

I'm about about six two and maybe that's why mine looks so underwhelming

Because I already am quite sure on life if you were if you were Roger's height

Then I would look fantastic

So you want to be sure I could walk on it. You want to be five five two with a big cock

Yeah, yeah, I reckon well the thing is if you're five two

Yeah

That's short and no no woman's gonna look at you. Yeah, yeah, they weren't good. I can't see you

And literally under their noses you're like no woman's gonna look at you and you kind of can't go up to them and say look

I know I'm short, but I've got a massive way. Well, you probably would have to

That's all you got

That's all you've got and open that to that's your game

Well, yeah, you kind of you kind of what are you going? Why'd you going to height?

Well, I'll never I don't know what it's like to be tall. I don't see if you're tall

Yeah, like tall lure. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I got yeah, so five foot

I just think it's too short and

Yeah, it's your slum picking slum picking tool and I'm gonna go tall and small of your tall good looking

I don't think it matters. Not every guy in the world has a big deal. Obviously. Yeah, yeah

What's the matter work with the room?

Must be these guys that they must have small days it can't not every guy has got a big deal

Yeah, and don't forget the rest of our body as well fellas, you know, we can use our hands our fingers our tongue

You know, I hate he's done it again

Don't you have like some sort of facial race

We don't have to make a lot of talk about this on here

Speaking of what you've been doing with your tongue. Yeah, you've got some face rash

Yeah, you're you're doing it wrong. Yeah. Oh

Crash. This is your fault. Yeah

How is your face rash? Oh, it's pretty sore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really numb. Yeah. I've got this cream

And I've got this anti-inflammatories

But what are you doing? What are you doing down there? I'm going to have to stop paying rent

I've been in a lot of time down there

Oh my god

Peach came into work one day this week. Well, this is joula so swollen. He looked like a American dad

You and your jaw was sore, Peach. What a surprise

Oh

Yeah, it's working over time. It all facets of the game. Hey, well

All the best to everyone

So you're using this weekend crazy

Give it a rest mate. Yeah, I love the chin wax

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