OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Creech's Critter Companion

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Here we are it is the 12th of March Thursday today

G'day Bryce. G'day mate. How's it? You're G'day Mills. G'day guys. Creech. G'day team

Pleasure. It was just part of an auction then I was gonna bid on a house, but I got passed in

They wanted too much for it. So you weren't gonna make an offer on it. Yeah, I ain't gonna make an offer

Low ball them. Yeah, low ball them, but I don't think they're gonna take my low offer. No, I'm not surprised

Well, you know I'm coming into low, I think but that's all right. Well, I mean you've just sold one

I have a double standard over house buyer and seller

Yeah, you're the seller. You like how dare you offer me

And we slept to the face and when you're a boy, you're like fuck off

I'm giving you that you can become two people in the same. You're the same. I know you're talking about auctioning

There were no birds at all, but I was I think they wanted too much and this has got passed in so what did that happen to your house didn't it?

Yeah, yeah, same exactly the same. Yeah, exactly

And then afterwards I see this house now to send a negotiation 2.1

2.1. I'd take it. I'd take 2.1. Yeah, no one the good thing is no one knows what you're talking about. Absolutely

No, no, no, no, not something you're gonna talk about on here. Yeah, okay, let's talk. I'll speak whenever I hear stuff

This is something to the language to me. Fair enough to think you'll hope you buy house

I don't recognize I don't reckon he will

I'm flooding my whole life and I look forward to it your generation is actually presented with that yeah

Because everyone was with bloody rogge and rogge's generation

They bought their houses for a shilling in a tuppance

Yeah, and then they sell it for all these mills where we're here slaving away

Looking hard, but you're making it enough

But you could flat here and buy a tuber house in a small part of New Zealand and have someone rent that out which pays for you

For instance, you could buy somewhere in say, Rolliston

Which is a real growth place in New Zealand and can be just outside of Christchurch

Foriving and you could buy it for just under a mill now. I mean that's a big financial

Problem but if you're dedicated and your discipline you sell it emails

You could actually make that work and it's way easier with a partner crutch

Which brings us does it not so your your partner who you talk about a lot on here on this podcast

What a great segue road first of all and yes, yes indeed so we took a break from her yesterday

No, but you were in here for this where I asked a random question and I said I even said in the subtitle of the podcast I said

In today's episode we take a break from the butt stuff

A lot of butt stuff so crutch will come in I mean you know this and if you listen to the podcast

I don't know why I'm having to explain this just habits

But you know a creature of tell us information. We didn't ask for

We're not even start to any and he goes really and I one of the things I love about him too

Don't get me wrong, but you're going to great detail doesn't emails about

Oh my good deviant. Yeah, yeah, but a lot of deviant just this OT just about also just open and it's great because it's perfect for radio

Perfect podcast just as an aside the reason why it wasn't in the podcast

Interuse today is because I had to go to physio. I don't much rather have physio that was performed on my calf muscle in my leg in my hamstring

Then have to listen through another thing about butt stuff now with the butt stuff

Good I with the butt stuff

The sea is a thing

We sometimes we were thinking I is exaggerating if he's not exaggerating then I reckon she'd be if not exaggerating

Live it at the end of detail

That isn't it and then he will he will tell us. No, no, no

She is fine with it. She encourages it. Yeah, and we're like that seems unbelievable

We give you every

Opportunity we don't have to be saying this

You don't have to say this which brings us to where we are because your girlfriend that we speak of yeah

Is a guest on a another breakfast shows podcast because she works here at the building. Yes, obviously there's lots of radio stations here

Yes, and in this this will prove to you that yeah when you guys say oh creature you sure that's okay

She's gonna be okay with it. This will prove to you that she has a hundred percent okay with it that she's just as open as I am and that we are

Med for each other. So this is from what podcast. This is from the edge breakfast clip Megan Dan

This is the overthinkers, which is there like I was like the aversion of not for Max. Here we go

This is your girlfriend Bella Bella Bella Bella Bella Bella is on the podcast. Well, you know that it's pretty it's pretty bad

Um, but I was like seven so in my defense. I'm like. Oh, this is concerning me now

When I used to go on the bus to see

I can't even tell I've loved it

I used to my sister and um her friend always used to sit like but one behind her across the me

And I used to touch my asshole

I'm gone

This is not what I expected to come out of your mouth on the bus did you say? Yeah, otherwise you used to touch your asshole

Sorry, how old were you again?

Yeah, maybe six maybe five so I'll have to know better yet continue

I'll touch my asshole. Yeah, I'd have said that

quite a bit. Why did bet? Jesus Christ

Okay, we know what you've done

If what happened? Why? And then I go to my sister and I feel like I just smell my fingers

Why would you admit that? Well, like right now. Yeah, because it's a funny story

How many times you're sister take a whiff? It's wrong. Oh, I'd probably do it once a year

And then when she smelt them did she go, oh, that's your asshole. Yeah, right. Yeah

But Bella's recently started dating someone and a lot of things are making sense. Yeah

Crinch this

I thought it was gonna be like something freaky

Oh, no, I just don't know just showing how open she is

You know, that's just like I wouldn't have played there. Oh, sorry

I'm gonna shoot off

Sorry guys, I should have like I didn't choose that. Oh, I thought it was like a bit between you and her

Oh, no, no, no, it was more just like showing that you know

She's open she's an open book and you know, maybe she shares details that

Uh, you know, no one asked for and that you know, she she

Did you know what are you guys? What's going on? Are you? What are you?

Yeah, well, I see what we are, mate. We are we are very lucky incredibly lucky because

Right

There are so many people in this earth and and there and and you think about you think about

You think about the span of time, right? How lucky are we that we were both born at the same like around the same time

Yeah, it's the same life. It's because back in the day, there's to feed people like you to the line

You want to make it through man like your society would have like

rejected you

Probably

Isn't that great though? So she's an open book

Better and and let me let me say this

She still does it

That she still does what she what she said on that podcast. She does not she still does that she might you'd yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Smell that

Um, so like uh, so like scary movie one

Office office of doofy what's that my ass?

I do command you for

Oh

No, I said I'm not this is not a criticism that I just know not a criticism

I know you said we love podcasts and he didn't do them every day and all that sort of thing

Hey, critch. Let's get critch to kind of he's in charge

The steer the podcast we gotta stop that now

We're gonna have to stop it. We're gonna have to like re-think

Listen to be fair

We used to get like we these before creatures under juice here

I'd like to go zero to a hundred like a fucking maniac

Just to make it crooked. Yeah, why we need it but we need it but never that truck

That's that's correct. What we need guys. We need a happy medium

Hey, we're still exploring somewhere in between yeah, what's being very mounted

Yeah, no, well, we don't want to hear more than they want to hear us. Yeah, totally

Did you like yesterday's question? I asked about the what liquids would you want shooting out of your fingers if you could

Did I like that? Yeah, I did like yeah

So you got to pick any liquid now we decided didn't we that water

What is it what isn't given you gonna get water in our ass? I mean because it would make sense

I got all your water so I can be hydrated. Yeah

Um, we run to what we went but yes a liquid out of each now it could be alcohol it could be

Anything which is what it proved to be in our conversations anything spring

Does it have to be just juice bubbles does yeah, does it have to be one fluid out of both or can I have one one of each one of each one of each

Yeah, you're you're you're the decision maker as to when you fucking fire it off. It's not just pouring out the whole time

Like that guy that's just endlessly coming

What

I'm gonna shoot

He got a picture

Go back

I'm back. Do you want mine? You're not minor. Yeah, you know you tell me give me an idea

I decided one would be petrol. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I thought petrol was genius. Yeah. Yeah

Margarita and man

So I would go, um, I'd go coffee

Did you did you go coffee, right? No, I went red. I should go straight up as I was that

He just goes straight up

Need one. I don't need one. No, I went red wine bordeaux red. I went miles. Yeah, that's right in your other acid

So you'd never you'd never get attacked like it's a security

What if you accidentally though you're too far. Yeah, I thought you were pouring a bordeaux and put acid down your mouth

You don't even live one weekend that that that's what was the concern of you brice

I said I'd only last a week because I get to post and end up drinking acid and diet

Yeah, I went to one and then

Creech actually then went on to say that was actually his weekend two weekend to go

Bordeaux and acid so it was very good

Now coffee's a good one mouth. That's a good one. Coffee. Yeah, that's a good one coffee and then like yeah

I wouldn't even know what the second one would be shampoo shampoo

Fuck man like I'll take some shitty

After today. K.Y. I've had a baby oil. I wouldn't need it

I've been a baby oil baby oil

I'm squinting baby oil over the man

Yeah, oh good stuff. I think this is

Good stuff. Great. Yeah

The end of it. So that but you go

Yeah, yeah, should we do more of that? No

You know I'm sorry more of the finger question. Yeah, less of the

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, and again next time I sort of build it up. Oh, you know, we've got my girlfriend

You're gonna see why we're the perfect match. You want it to be more about us. Well, that's what you said you're gonna do

Well, no, I think I thought I saw a frame that is and I thought it sort of framed it as you're gonna see why

Yeah, we're such a great. Yeah, like that's what you said. I was about

Yeah

I'm back as a drawing board. I'll record her during our next session. How about that?

Hey

Hey fellas

Guys, you know, I'm learning about Chris. He's similar to roach

That he he can't remain silent has to has to keep saying something so when you deliberately go silent

Make a goal for Rodron here because he'll keep saying something keep digging him. So my whole creatures the same. I love him. Yeah, I love filling a hole

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