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Rog, Bryce, Mel, Creech and Mitch chat about the wonderful world of adult toys and when they've been wayward in the wild
This is a podcast from Rover
Oh, yes, it is the third of Feb already morning rumble podcast and usually
Mitch and creature in the booth, but they're in the studio this morning
Mitch and creature Mal Brass. Oh
Mal's usually doing another show, but he's who you are Mal
But I'm making time for you roll nice. Oh, thank you. Thank you guys. I love when you're on the podcast. Yeah, yeah for goodness sake. Yes. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, let it go
Absolutely
Flap
Flaps today
I was offered but it's
But it made Mal Brass a good point in that because we're obviously on the search for the best C&Bs
Yeah, either you know been done on fields or houses or bodies or whatever. Yeah, we're compiling them
You can send them through us. We'd love it. Much is all over us. It's amazing coming three-second fast
Don't they much see me very very creative
I'll show you thick and fast
But then we were saying
But then we were saying girls don't do yeah
Really a
Or anything like that and then we were talking about it how we're just we're more talkers, aren't we will you just be like
Gossiping behind
Yeah, I think we're more gossip's then prank pullers
But you won't draw like if you if if you'll make I don't know let's say
You'll make it you'll make it he would do this. She would draw a big dick on me
Yeah, but we wouldn't and that's how it became the flap chat because I said yeah
Just go around drawing flaps on each other
But you guys get a real kick out of drawing. Yeah
The funnest moment the best moments we live have been when I I can got a dick on me mate's face
You know and you think about if we were to do the the lovely the job
Yeah, yeah, why can't I help not help I think that creeps could expertly draw a the female anatomy?
Yeah, I've seen a few of those weird things. He'd know I'm I'm thinking you used to be alive nude model creeps
It's something that I'd think
To be honest, I mean if the people had magnifying glasses
It would need to be close a small classroom
Close to see
Warm room
But I'm drawing a vulva is a lot harder than drawing a penis
When you draw that peg and you're like little circle, little circle
There's something you're looking flat
Very so much
Like a CNB. Yeah, it's quite universal obviously there are upcoming shapes and different shapes and sizes, but the they're all funny looking took
Ejectively funny
Oh you mean the deers
Downstairs on the female
So you don't have to draw the clip cuz no one can see it
It's hidden
People still doing it obviously I'm older now
So my days are being in a flat and seeing someone comment and potentially drawing a penis on them have gone
But the younger generation much to 24. Yeah, is it still a thing to let still no a sea in being yeah, still going on
I don't think I've personally seen a CNB drawn on someone's face
The stacking stuff on top of people while they're asleep
Like a whole room
You get a dining table and a chair and a desk and a TV
You're the one who wants
We you just saying you've got a penis pump off here
I don't have a penis bump
A couple of fellows cover the fellas of a couple of them
Yeah, is it a pump or is it a flesh like no, it's a pain or is it a mouth
He's still living it's not a bike pump is he I just fucking a bike
Flating his foreskin
The country is this much
Well, this guy is actually in Auckland
Yeah, he's living at home still he's got a penis pump, right
It's worked
Who uses it in the shower
What is the purpose I think what is a part of the section like right I think it might be a necessary part of it
I think it helps you get a bone
Yeah, but also because it's like I thought it was just to make you dick bigger
Yeah, I thought people sort of would give yourself a penis pump. Yeah, like say if when you
You you got a girl coming round or whatever like I'll give her a pump up
Yeah
And you get swole
I think that's the two things that's for it. You can get a pump on with it
Yeah, but it also will help like
Well it slides a lot. Yeah, so that's what that's why he had in a shower was using it quite often
He had it hanging up on the shelf in a shower
He did it
No, he didn't he had his own bathroom his mum's share broke so she had to use his
She comes out of the bathroom like what's this? It's explained to her
My mate found his mum's
Vibe
That's a lot worse pink vibrator really
Looking for like a passport thing
Pink vibrator
It's a new flat mall and there was like some you flamma hit a box of them
That's right. We had this cat the straight cat you actually been flading with how many girls?
There was four of us four girls
Four unruly girls and we stalked her and my friend had like this bag of doldos and six toys under her bed
Like a bag of like a bag of tricks by bag of dicks
Yeah, and then the straight cat came in and found the bag and pulled it out and then we'll just all these like big
Dildos everywhere
All in around the house
Dildos amongst the pussy
So I feel like a collection's unnecessary. Yeah, she's quite kinky. She liked it. Yeah, they like and what are the different
Toys and stuff. Yeah, what is the collective noun for Dildo?
Till there
No, there's all not clear the noun. What's the word of a before? Like a murder of Christ
Smittering
Yeah, the database of Dildo
Yeah, I
Still interested as to why you mate was using pain
I think that's where you're supposed to use
Yeah, did you have a lovely lady on the way?
No, I think he over you was just a regular penis pump
Turn on Gemini spit on
What do you use a penis pump for?
And can you use it in the shower?
A penis pump also knows in a vacuum erection device is used
For several different reasons common uses treating erectile dysfunction post surgery recovery addressing
Disease to that can use in the show. Should I just it depends on the type of pump?
Um
Generally, no people do not use these in the shower
But they are fine to get wet, but they can be a bit clumsy in the shower. Merch, what's the water?
Well, maybe thought it was more private place at least chance to getting walked in on while pumping your penis
If it's for building an erection or making you larger
Like why is he doing it in the shower?
You like like what you know was he getting ready for a crush his girlfriend to come over?
Maybe
Oh, yeah, it's going good. They're annoying
Like a sausage and a sausage sizzle at like 2 a.m
They're spully wrapping around ways
Is there one that's ever lasted a camping trip without deflating?
Maybe like they're super super thick ones that you can plug in and they pump themselves up
But that doesn't count. You're not gonna take that to rhythm and blinds out. That's for the ramping
Yeah, these ones never never ever ever were hey going back to the toys
Um
So we do have a good idea for next Friday for Valentine's Day. She involved in your crutch
Yeah, speaking of which we'll get to on the show. There's a story and you forgot to tell us a part of the story
Yeah, absolutely. I've got a couple actually
Do I do I do I blew my load here or do I keep one keeping them long for more?
Okay, go ahead. Go as the one you're not giving us on the show tomorrow. Okay, so
Lovely lady up in the tank
She is from again. You don't have to say this
You're trying to you got trying to pull out
Don't you worry any bad. I've done this. I'm too far gone. I'm so
She she is from Hawke's Bay and one time she went she went back to see the final and
You know she took her toys with her but then when she went back to Auckland
She forgot them and so she had to she had to do ring her mum and just say hey mum
I've left I've left my I've left a couple of my toys at home. Can you please carry them up?
That's crazy, but mum just courier post-baby send them straight back up to her
Why would she need to do that for orgasms, right?
So she could masturbate
Yeah, yeah, I'll fill out these other ways she could
This was more girls before but crutch was on the
She calls crutch planers pub
But it's these sort of relationships that I cherish, you know, I sort of I I I I respect this sort of
You know, this parental closeness as it were and you know, I've got that with my old man
Which is what we'll address on the show tomorrow a story that I've told a couple of times about when I picked up the sex tour for him
Yeah, he got one for my stepmom
And he's like, well, I'm not coming down to Auckland to get it. You're coming up to me for Christmas. You can scoop it up on the way
And of course, I don't even bat an eyelid
Of course father
Once again you're an out of account is the party
More on that tomorrow
Is there's organ organ organ organ pen
organ pen
Oh my god, I feel there's an opportunity there. Oh, yeah, let's go
All right, here's the party
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