OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Penis Pump Predicament

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Oh, yes, it is the third of Feb already morning rumble podcast and usually

Mitch and creature in the booth, but they're in the studio this morning

Mitch and creature Mal Brass. Oh

Mal's usually doing another show, but he's who you are Mal

But I'm making time for you roll nice. Oh, thank you. Thank you guys. I love when you're on the podcast. Yeah, yeah for goodness sake. Yes. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, let it go

Absolutely

Flap

Flaps today

I was offered but it's

But it made Mal Brass a good point in that because we're obviously on the search for the best C&Bs

Yeah, either you know been done on fields or houses or bodies or whatever. Yeah, we're compiling them

You can send them through us. We'd love it. Much is all over us. It's amazing coming three-second fast

Don't they much see me very very creative

I'll show you thick and fast

But then we were saying

But then we were saying girls don't do yeah

Really a

Or anything like that and then we were talking about it how we're just we're more talkers, aren't we will you just be like

Gossiping behind

Yeah, I think we're more gossip's then prank pullers

But you won't draw like if you if if you'll make I don't know let's say

You'll make it you'll make it he would do this. She would draw a big dick on me

Yeah, but we wouldn't and that's how it became the flap chat because I said yeah

Just go around drawing flaps on each other

But you guys get a real kick out of drawing. Yeah

The funnest moment the best moments we live have been when I I can got a dick on me mate's face

You know and you think about if we were to do the the lovely the job

Yeah, yeah, why can't I help not help I think that creeps could expertly draw a the female anatomy?

Yeah, I've seen a few of those weird things. He'd know I'm I'm thinking you used to be alive nude model creeps

It's something that I'd think

To be honest, I mean if the people had magnifying glasses

It would need to be close a small classroom

Close to see

Warm room

But I'm drawing a vulva is a lot harder than drawing a penis

When you draw that peg and you're like little circle, little circle

There's something you're looking flat

Very so much

Like a CNB. Yeah, it's quite universal obviously there are upcoming shapes and different shapes and sizes, but the they're all funny looking took

Ejectively funny

Oh you mean the deers

Downstairs on the female

So you don't have to draw the clip cuz no one can see it

It's hidden

People still doing it obviously I'm older now

So my days are being in a flat and seeing someone comment and potentially drawing a penis on them have gone

But the younger generation much to 24. Yeah, is it still a thing to let still no a sea in being yeah, still going on

I don't think I've personally seen a CNB drawn on someone's face

The stacking stuff on top of people while they're asleep

Like a whole room

You get a dining table and a chair and a desk and a TV

You're the one who wants

We you just saying you've got a penis pump off here

I don't have a penis bump

A couple of fellows cover the fellas of a couple of them

Yeah, is it a pump or is it a flesh like no, it's a pain or is it a mouth

He's still living it's not a bike pump is he I just fucking a bike

Flating his foreskin

The country is this much

Well, this guy is actually in Auckland

Yeah, he's living at home still he's got a penis pump, right

It's worked

Who uses it in the shower

What is the purpose I think what is a part of the section like right I think it might be a necessary part of it

I think it helps you get a bone

Yeah, but also because it's like I thought it was just to make you dick bigger

Yeah, I thought people sort of would give yourself a penis pump. Yeah, like say if when you

You you got a girl coming round or whatever like I'll give her a pump up

Yeah

And you get swole

I think that's the two things that's for it. You can get a pump on with it

Yeah, but it also will help like

Well it slides a lot. Yeah, so that's what that's why he had in a shower was using it quite often

He had it hanging up on the shelf in a shower

He did it

No, he didn't he had his own bathroom his mum's share broke so she had to use his

She comes out of the bathroom like what's this? It's explained to her

My mate found his mum's

Vibe

That's a lot worse pink vibrator really

Looking for like a passport thing

Pink vibrator

It's a new flat mall and there was like some you flamma hit a box of them

That's right. We had this cat the straight cat you actually been flading with how many girls?

There was four of us four girls

Four unruly girls and we stalked her and my friend had like this bag of doldos and six toys under her bed

Like a bag of like a bag of tricks by bag of dicks

Yeah, and then the straight cat came in and found the bag and pulled it out and then we'll just all these like big

Dildos everywhere

All in around the house

Dildos amongst the pussy

So I feel like a collection's unnecessary. Yeah, she's quite kinky. She liked it. Yeah, they like and what are the different

Toys and stuff. Yeah, what is the collective noun for Dildo?

Till there

No, there's all not clear the noun. What's the word of a before? Like a murder of Christ

Smittering

Yeah, the database of Dildo

Yeah, I

Still interested as to why you mate was using pain

I think that's where you're supposed to use

Yeah, did you have a lovely lady on the way?

No, I think he over you was just a regular penis pump

Turn on Gemini spit on

What do you use a penis pump for?

And can you use it in the shower?

A penis pump also knows in a vacuum erection device is used

For several different reasons common uses treating erectile dysfunction post surgery recovery addressing

Disease to that can use in the show. Should I just it depends on the type of pump?

Um

Generally, no people do not use these in the shower

But they are fine to get wet, but they can be a bit clumsy in the shower. Merch, what's the water?

Well, maybe thought it was more private place at least chance to getting walked in on while pumping your penis

If it's for building an erection or making you larger

Like why is he doing it in the shower?

You like like what you know was he getting ready for a crush his girlfriend to come over?

Maybe

Oh, yeah, it's going good. They're annoying

Like a sausage and a sausage sizzle at like 2 a.m

They're spully wrapping around ways

Is there one that's ever lasted a camping trip without deflating?

Maybe like they're super super thick ones that you can plug in and they pump themselves up

But that doesn't count. You're not gonna take that to rhythm and blinds out. That's for the ramping

Yeah, these ones never never ever ever were hey going back to the toys

Um

So we do have a good idea for next Friday for Valentine's Day. She involved in your crutch

Yeah, speaking of which we'll get to on the show. There's a story and you forgot to tell us a part of the story

Yeah, absolutely. I've got a couple actually

Do I do I do I blew my load here or do I keep one keeping them long for more?

Okay, go ahead. Go as the one you're not giving us on the show tomorrow. Okay, so

Lovely lady up in the tank

She is from again. You don't have to say this

You're trying to you got trying to pull out

Don't you worry any bad. I've done this. I'm too far gone. I'm so

She she is from Hawke's Bay and one time she went she went back to see the final and

You know she took her toys with her but then when she went back to Auckland

She forgot them and so she had to she had to do ring her mum and just say hey mum

I've left I've left my I've left a couple of my toys at home. Can you please carry them up?

That's crazy, but mum just courier post-baby send them straight back up to her

Why would she need to do that for orgasms, right?

So she could masturbate

Yeah, yeah, I'll fill out these other ways she could

This was more girls before but crutch was on the

She calls crutch planers pub

But it's these sort of relationships that I cherish, you know, I sort of I I I I respect this sort of

You know, this parental closeness as it were and you know, I've got that with my old man

Which is what we'll address on the show tomorrow a story that I've told a couple of times about when I picked up the sex tour for him

Yeah, he got one for my stepmom

And he's like, well, I'm not coming down to Auckland to get it. You're coming up to me for Christmas. You can scoop it up on the way

And of course, I don't even bat an eyelid

Of course father

Once again you're an out of account is the party

More on that tomorrow

Is there's organ organ organ organ pen

organ pen

Oh my god, I feel there's an opportunity there. Oh, yeah, let's go

All right, here's the party

Rover

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