OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - R and Pee

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It is yes it is and we're not talking hello now by the way hi rog how's it going our first podcast together for twenty six and just a tour of us with

our fantastic producers of course well I wish it was I wish it was just a two of us but it's secretly like I ate like I hate you that's just a

key in your toes but that's right oh hey do you hate me no that's a horrible word of

courage and produce a much oh sorry me you know you know you're not on me you know you're not on

mate I'm just coming there we go there we go okay do you usually have to press both of those

buttons no I'd say you're probably bummed one of them I'm still tying them guys I'm running

you're the right yeah let's go back here you're still getting to know everything yeah yeah lots of

systems yeah systems here it's having a wee giggle at our weekly email that comes through from

office max yeah so when you say this is not for Max podcast it's nothing to do with Max L promo guy

no Max is Bryce's nephew who is far too young to be listening to these podcasts but he does yeah

he's only like twelve or thirteen or something yeah that's why we call it not for Max yeah but

this other Max office Max yeah who is a wee critter isn't he he's a little character but he's

just his first email for the year saying get a piss for like a piss flaps get a piss fingers and

then he goes on to say fuck you miles I don't think you like some I don't think he likes miles much

office five we've got go now walks in and calls us all can't

no no you don't all right the term of endearment you're you're you're you're kind of not at that

stage you're right yeah no you do she actually loves us that's what she'd call me

that is good stuff that is good stuff one day one day one day one day one day

yeah I think that's for you Creech after you story this week yeah what's your story for those who

missed it Creech well yeah I mean check it out on the rumbles Instagram as well if you want to

watch it and full but basically I was at rnv party party party doof doof doof I fell over it was

very very muddy and half of my body was just covered in mud from head to toe and I like having

two hands free for dancing for holding my drinks but you know for being able to text people

um and I had a bit of a full bladder yeah and you know the portal is around they only have

hand sanitizer that are in every running water and the places where there are running water

are far away I'm watching a great act yeah so I did what I thought was quite innovative

quite a smart thing to do and I thought it's what any any soldier out there would have done

and then so I went to the urinal and I weed on my hand yeah I was in shock I was I was

now I'm astounded and that's big for me isn't it yeah even for you male it takes a lot

so sort of shock me yeah what do I have for you much for you is that just normal

no no no they're water tanks like everywhere didn't see it

it's in his own zone yeah what a creature was see he was seeing paintings yeah yeah all I see

is bar stage urinal yeah and a whole lot of lasers now now is it now interesting that my daughter

went grace went yes and shook her hand that night yeah has she heard the story yeah I know um and

she of the weather was horrific for those who got it was shocking um and I don't know if she's

too keen to go back next year what about you merch after the because the weather was terrible

wasn't it yeah but I did it wasn't a bit of a drag or not no I almost liked it more did you

yeah yeah I think if you were stressing in annoyed and upset about the rain the whole time yeah

then you're gonna have a bad time yeah but once you just get amongst it and you get it to it

and accept that you're gonna get muddy and wet yeah it's pretty fun yeah like another fun

element to it yeah but one but I mean yeah I can see why you go okay yeah I'll just do that for

one night but three but three nights of it yeah yeah and also camping the tenting situation yeah

that was your tent much uh it was fine because I we got there a little bit late I wasn't the

like far far corner of the campsite yeah so the paths weren't that muddy around there okay but

I crashed in my mates tent one of the nights and then in the morning walked back to my tent and

it was a full 40 minute walk through like shin deep mud yeah I remember when we parked one of the

nights we parked up on the hill for a bit for a breather and they'd clearly had like a digger or

something go through and push all the mud off the paths off the like the side of this hill yeah

and we keep catching people trying to walk through the mud and they were fully getting stuck like

knee deep in this in the mud if people were having to pull them out you know you know you know two

after 24 or so hours there's a lot of feces and urine in that mud too isn't there oh yeah and

would that be oh you know around the urinal they would be good in there and crutch how you didn't

get some sort of infection because you was there on your bare feet mate that mud got a case of crutch

a weird toe don't you yeah a few people stood on it I'm surprised the nail looks on

is your toe still crook and star or it will be for the rest of my days right

I don't know how it's toe works yeah the toe now like grows a little bit and then just

rots yeah it's beautiful sight but yeah look I just want to keep saying to people I say look

we can be muddy and sad or we can be muddy and happy yeah and I we were just choosing to be

muddy and happy and I think a lot of people you know that weren't happy maybe you know maybe

they're focused on oh you know I've bought these great outfits for rhythm and vines yeah yeah you

know I think you look at a couple of battlers like Mitch and I yeah we don't get to like fox about

our outfits no I'm there to absolutely send it you're right and my daughter was yeah my daughter was

like that like oh just all this having to wear the outfits and I was laughing at it because yeah look

at the weather for God's sake yeah front of like poncho over the top I thought I was quite clever

though so I created around the barefoot to get around the mud and getting muddy shoes and that

sort of thing I ran the plastic bags in the shoe oh yeah didn't want to didn't want to buy

pure gumboots I put the plastic put my sock on plastic bag over the sock tuck it into the sock

and I actually had a lot of compliments yeah people my ingenuity you're so smart yeah yeah

little thing yeah I thought I thought I was going to get more comments on my ingenuity as well for

my we hands because it's hard it's sterile and it's exfoliating the amount of textbook received

creature people don't know what to think really yeah well yeah and also the amount of people that

have texted ago oh my god I shook creatures hand yeah I've been shaking a lot of hands oh yeah

oh yeah so yeah and that's just there's only played a couple of times so how many hands would you

have shaken a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot more than I meet them out there and I you know

sometimes a filthy drop happens and you just look to your right and you go how good is that

bro and you just you just tap up around and stranger this is beautiful ones yeah it's not my only

wee story actually oh okay we've got another one this one's nowhere near as bad oh awesome

r&b it's kind of back from the r&b roadie so I actually went to another festival oh where was

that after r&b and fitty younger are you are you some sort of animal yeah I'm the com

creature oh where where where was that uh choroclassic oh what was there oh rod just a couple of

your favorite artists were there mate corrupt corrupt deaf him turn on disrupted up used that

no actually um I feel used yeah but then it was also no cigar oh the bad black seeds play this

well a bit of a bit of a reaction it was a good gig and a day the day after that I actually

worked for George FM oh I was on their door doing wristbands for one of their gig oh he's

doubled up I know sorry guys but they paid they paid me for that gig yeah right with the tickets to

the other so what happened at this at the choroclassic so I saw party party party to do if nothing

of nose unfortunately but um but on the dry back yeah right so so a lot of the team they were

stay they stayed an extra night in fitty city and I was the guys I I don't want to waste another day

like I need to get back to Auckland because I've I've been seeing someone okay and uh

not me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just so yeah just

you guys know yeah that's Melanie yep not okay no yeah but this lovely lady yeah she she's been

seeing me too thank goodness it's gonna one way straight right you've been looking through

her window yeah yeah yeah I'm not hard up in her treehouse with a set of binoculars was she

can't have been looking for your one two bastards so yeah anyway haven't I haven't seen her for two

weeks right which in the honeymoon phase oh she got out of it nah she went to some other

garage there yeah yeah yeah so um so I was like there's no way I'm staying at a night fitty

young and uh and and I asked you know the George team was is that okay if I take one of the cars

and leave in the morning and he goes absolutely so I get into one of the work cars one of these

beautiful media works vehicles with this other guy who drew he's a hard drive us doesn't mean he's

driving we're going going going from fitty younger and uh and and honestly all I've been dreaming

about for these two weeks is you know seeing this lovely lady yeah and um and you know we're on

the Auckland motorway and I again my bladder starts to start to play games with me worst time

worst time but and I and I asked Brody I said mate he was a driving hot Brody god he's good looking

I said Brody mate do you need to stop and he goes nah nah nah I'm good to go Creech I'm good to go

right to the end right can't really go right to my car by exactly and I said well mate that's

good to not because I am not stopping no matter what and I need a pee so bad and he goes no way

and I said yep but if you don't mind I'm just going to pee into my water bottle oh my god

yeah so that that's how much I didn't want to stop I didn't want to pull into some random

server station I didn't want to pull over and uh I don't want to I don't want to stop on the way

back it's been way to another five months it's been two weeks guys two weeks so what do I do

I pee in that bottle and like are you in the front next to Brody right next to

we're in a van we're in the Rover van what sort of boss of the bottle mate I what are we talking

there was a vitamin water well it was enough to that wasn't the things we do for

that scene from Diamond Dumber when it was just so was overflowing I didn't leave that bottle

in there no it's in my boot my car I need to get rid of it I keep forgetting I keep forgetting I

keep forgetting to get rid of it and so you are this one you are and I'm paying some to

up and oh my god imagine after like two weeks of full been imagine getting that you're

enticed it that locked me up and throw away the keys no no parole electric chair

always ready for a drug deal yeah why isn't it you're in oh yeah it's the cure for

carbon exactly but there you go I couldn't I couldn't contain me we we don't me hands we

in a bottle I'm sure the lovely lady was so happy that you got back to her that five minutes

faster yeah of course I sent you a video before I ever got to her I was like I was like guess what

I told Brody we're not stopping and I peed in this and then I held the bottle up the things we do for

love I actually think it's in here no put it in there put it in there that's your thing it was

in here today yeah put it back in here yeah here we go um here we go three two one

oh this is uh well not the not the verse

okay great so can I just say like you so that you get to see your lovely lady yes and um and how many

seconds was it in bed let's just say yeah five minutes yeah yeah yeah just wait in

two squeeze thank you please yeah no that too very well big bang boom that wasn't your

no good now Rossi wrong but that's what I thought it was good yeah yeah no we're wrong but

one minute a part is sixty seconds wasted this is actually ten cc which just bring me back to you

crutch which apparently is the ten cc is the average ejaculation of a man ten cubic centimetres

that's where they got their name from ten cc no way yeah or something like that that's

where they got their name from yeah so if you drew a ten centimetre square on your abdominal

yeah I think that's where the load goes yeah yeah so that's where ten cc got their name from

that's what it means yeah I don't know I don't know I've been more 50 cc crazy yeah 50 cc just like

the moped I used to drive so I should have wrapped it up ages ago

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