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Rog, Mel, Creech and Mitch chat more about RnV and how it wasn't the only place Creech did a rogue pee!
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It is yes it is and we're not talking hello now by the way hi rog how's it going our first podcast together for twenty six and just a tour of us with
our fantastic producers of course well I wish it was I wish it was just a two of us but it's secretly like I ate like I hate you that's just a
key in your toes but that's right oh hey do you hate me no that's a horrible word of
courage and produce a much oh sorry me you know you know you're not on me you know you're not on
mate I'm just coming there we go there we go okay do you usually have to press both of those
buttons no I'd say you're probably bummed one of them I'm still tying them guys I'm running
you're the right yeah let's go back here you're still getting to know everything yeah yeah lots of
systems yeah systems here it's having a wee giggle at our weekly email that comes through from
office max yeah so when you say this is not for Max podcast it's nothing to do with Max L promo guy
no Max is Bryce's nephew who is far too young to be listening to these podcasts but he does yeah
he's only like twelve or thirteen or something yeah that's why we call it not for Max yeah but
this other Max office Max yeah who is a wee critter isn't he he's a little character but he's
just his first email for the year saying get a piss for like a piss flaps get a piss fingers and
then he goes on to say fuck you miles I don't think you like some I don't think he likes miles much
office five we've got go now walks in and calls us all can't
no no you don't all right the term of endearment you're you're you're you're kind of not at that
stage you're right yeah no you do she actually loves us that's what she'd call me
that is good stuff that is good stuff one day one day one day one day one day
yeah I think that's for you Creech after you story this week yeah what's your story for those who
missed it Creech well yeah I mean check it out on the rumbles Instagram as well if you want to
watch it and full but basically I was at rnv party party party doof doof doof I fell over it was
very very muddy and half of my body was just covered in mud from head to toe and I like having
two hands free for dancing for holding my drinks but you know for being able to text people
um and I had a bit of a full bladder yeah and you know the portal is around they only have
hand sanitizer that are in every running water and the places where there are running water
are far away I'm watching a great act yeah so I did what I thought was quite innovative
quite a smart thing to do and I thought it's what any any soldier out there would have done
and then so I went to the urinal and I weed on my hand yeah I was in shock I was I was
now I'm astounded and that's big for me isn't it yeah even for you male it takes a lot
so sort of shock me yeah what do I have for you much for you is that just normal
no no no they're water tanks like everywhere didn't see it
it's in his own zone yeah what a creature was see he was seeing paintings yeah yeah all I see
is bar stage urinal yeah and a whole lot of lasers now now is it now interesting that my daughter
went grace went yes and shook her hand that night yeah has she heard the story yeah I know um and
she of the weather was horrific for those who got it was shocking um and I don't know if she's
too keen to go back next year what about you merch after the because the weather was terrible
wasn't it yeah but I did it wasn't a bit of a drag or not no I almost liked it more did you
yeah yeah I think if you were stressing in annoyed and upset about the rain the whole time yeah
then you're gonna have a bad time yeah but once you just get amongst it and you get it to it
and accept that you're gonna get muddy and wet yeah it's pretty fun yeah like another fun
element to it yeah but one but I mean yeah I can see why you go okay yeah I'll just do that for
one night but three but three nights of it yeah yeah and also camping the tenting situation yeah
that was your tent much uh it was fine because I we got there a little bit late I wasn't the
like far far corner of the campsite yeah so the paths weren't that muddy around there okay but
I crashed in my mates tent one of the nights and then in the morning walked back to my tent and
it was a full 40 minute walk through like shin deep mud yeah I remember when we parked one of the
nights we parked up on the hill for a bit for a breather and they'd clearly had like a digger or
something go through and push all the mud off the paths off the like the side of this hill yeah
and we keep catching people trying to walk through the mud and they were fully getting stuck like
knee deep in this in the mud if people were having to pull them out you know you know you know two
after 24 or so hours there's a lot of feces and urine in that mud too isn't there oh yeah and
would that be oh you know around the urinal they would be good in there and crutch how you didn't
get some sort of infection because you was there on your bare feet mate that mud got a case of crutch
a weird toe don't you yeah a few people stood on it I'm surprised the nail looks on
is your toe still crook and star or it will be for the rest of my days right
I don't know how it's toe works yeah the toe now like grows a little bit and then just
rots yeah it's beautiful sight but yeah look I just want to keep saying to people I say look
we can be muddy and sad or we can be muddy and happy yeah and I we were just choosing to be
muddy and happy and I think a lot of people you know that weren't happy maybe you know maybe
they're focused on oh you know I've bought these great outfits for rhythm and vines yeah yeah you
know I think you look at a couple of battlers like Mitch and I yeah we don't get to like fox about
our outfits no I'm there to absolutely send it you're right and my daughter was yeah my daughter was
like that like oh just all this having to wear the outfits and I was laughing at it because yeah look
at the weather for God's sake yeah front of like poncho over the top I thought I was quite clever
though so I created around the barefoot to get around the mud and getting muddy shoes and that
sort of thing I ran the plastic bags in the shoe oh yeah didn't want to didn't want to buy
pure gumboots I put the plastic put my sock on plastic bag over the sock tuck it into the sock
and I actually had a lot of compliments yeah people my ingenuity you're so smart yeah yeah
little thing yeah I thought I thought I was going to get more comments on my ingenuity as well for
my we hands because it's hard it's sterile and it's exfoliating the amount of textbook received
creature people don't know what to think really yeah well yeah and also the amount of people that
have texted ago oh my god I shook creatures hand yeah I've been shaking a lot of hands oh yeah
oh yeah so yeah and that's just there's only played a couple of times so how many hands would you
have shaken a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot more than I meet them out there and I you know
sometimes a filthy drop happens and you just look to your right and you go how good is that
bro and you just you just tap up around and stranger this is beautiful ones yeah it's not my only
wee story actually oh okay we've got another one this one's nowhere near as bad oh awesome
r&b it's kind of back from the r&b roadie so I actually went to another festival oh where was
that after r&b and fitty younger are you are you some sort of animal yeah I'm the com
creature oh where where where was that uh choroclassic oh what was there oh rod just a couple of
your favorite artists were there mate corrupt corrupt deaf him turn on disrupted up used that
no actually um I feel used yeah but then it was also no cigar oh the bad black seeds play this
well a bit of a bit of a reaction it was a good gig and a day the day after that I actually
worked for George FM oh I was on their door doing wristbands for one of their gig oh he's
doubled up I know sorry guys but they paid they paid me for that gig yeah right with the tickets to
the other so what happened at this at the choroclassic so I saw party party party to do if nothing
of nose unfortunately but um but on the dry back yeah right so so a lot of the team they were
stay they stayed an extra night in fitty city and I was the guys I I don't want to waste another day
like I need to get back to Auckland because I've I've been seeing someone okay and uh
not me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just so yeah just
you guys know yeah that's Melanie yep not okay no yeah but this lovely lady yeah she she's been
seeing me too thank goodness it's gonna one way straight right you've been looking through
her window yeah yeah yeah I'm not hard up in her treehouse with a set of binoculars was she
can't have been looking for your one two bastards so yeah anyway haven't I haven't seen her for two
weeks right which in the honeymoon phase oh she got out of it nah she went to some other
garage there yeah yeah yeah so um so I was like there's no way I'm staying at a night fitty
young and uh and and I asked you know the George team was is that okay if I take one of the cars
and leave in the morning and he goes absolutely so I get into one of the work cars one of these
beautiful media works vehicles with this other guy who drew he's a hard drive us doesn't mean he's
driving we're going going going from fitty younger and uh and and honestly all I've been dreaming
about for these two weeks is you know seeing this lovely lady yeah and um and you know we're on
the Auckland motorway and I again my bladder starts to start to play games with me worst time
worst time but and I and I asked Brody I said mate he was a driving hot Brody god he's good looking
I said Brody mate do you need to stop and he goes nah nah nah I'm good to go Creech I'm good to go
right to the end right can't really go right to my car by exactly and I said well mate that's
good to not because I am not stopping no matter what and I need a pee so bad and he goes no way
and I said yep but if you don't mind I'm just going to pee into my water bottle oh my god
yeah so that that's how much I didn't want to stop I didn't want to pull into some random
server station I didn't want to pull over and uh I don't want to I don't want to stop on the way
back it's been way to another five months it's been two weeks guys two weeks so what do I do
I pee in that bottle and like are you in the front next to Brody right next to
we're in a van we're in the Rover van what sort of boss of the bottle mate I what are we talking
there was a vitamin water well it was enough to that wasn't the things we do for
that scene from Diamond Dumber when it was just so was overflowing I didn't leave that bottle
in there no it's in my boot my car I need to get rid of it I keep forgetting I keep forgetting I
keep forgetting to get rid of it and so you are this one you are and I'm paying some to
up and oh my god imagine after like two weeks of full been imagine getting that you're
enticed it that locked me up and throw away the keys no no parole electric chair
always ready for a drug deal yeah why isn't it you're in oh yeah it's the cure for
carbon exactly but there you go I couldn't I couldn't contain me we we don't me hands we
in a bottle I'm sure the lovely lady was so happy that you got back to her that five minutes
faster yeah of course I sent you a video before I ever got to her I was like I was like guess what
I told Brody we're not stopping and I peed in this and then I held the bottle up the things we do for
love I actually think it's in here no put it in there put it in there that's your thing it was
in here today yeah put it back in here yeah here we go um here we go three two one
oh this is uh well not the not the verse
okay great so can I just say like you so that you get to see your lovely lady yes and um and how many
seconds was it in bed let's just say yeah five minutes yeah yeah yeah just wait in
two squeeze thank you please yeah no that too very well big bang boom that wasn't your
no good now Rossi wrong but that's what I thought it was good yeah yeah no we're wrong but
one minute a part is sixty seconds wasted this is actually ten cc which just bring me back to you
crutch which apparently is the ten cc is the average ejaculation of a man ten cubic centimetres
that's where they got their name from ten cc no way yeah or something like that that's
where they got their name from yeah so if you drew a ten centimetre square on your abdominal
yeah I think that's where the load goes yeah yeah so that's where ten cc got their name from
that's what it means yeah I don't know I don't know I've been more 50 cc crazy yeah 50 cc just like
the moped I used to drive so I should have wrapped it up ages ago
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