OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - The Crusaders Are Gonna Make The Highlanders Their WHAT?

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Yes, it is as hasn't been a while I can't remember didn't do one yesterday did we mails?

No, no, I think we don't we I don't know I was a player winner. Oh, yeah, no Peter be like

He did sailing though, didn't he? Yes, he still does he still does

Sorry, you're not confused match stick to rugby

Sorry, it's my apologies

I'm just wondering because I'm a bit of a mere which likely no one or maybe not too many people picked up on

Couple of days ago and I was doing a recording a voice break

Talking to you much playing the New Zealand national anthem out live on air all over the songs

Before

Yeah, I think it was over Poojam Quarterway this time. Yeah, which was the Noripic workday song it was it was as well

Because I

Yeah, just a little button a shoe

We're not a button a shoe today. Apparently if you push me

Apparently it was you

Apparently it was apparently

I'm not taking responsibility, but someone has said that it was me

Apparently

It was Ryan. It was right. No. I must have hit F10 or my keyboard and supposedly that just stops the song

So we know that now to be fair that shouldn't be a thing. That's a stupid thing

Yeah, that should not be a thing. That should not be a thing

That should not be a thing, but it is I actually think now looking back that I think

When Barney at some of my net for started back at more he would do that

I'll accidentally inadvertently accidentally hit it and wonder why and put the whole station off here

So it's a company-wide thing. Oh, that needs to be like a shift F10 song. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why is this an easy button?

I mean like I know

Caused such a catastrophe. You could just you know brush it. Oh, so wonder I haven't done it like you just brush it

Yeah, yeah, you're with your fat little fingers

I

Know mate. I know. I know. I mean, I'm always I know. It's a wonder

I know I can't like just moving on from

Mitch fucking the show up

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just I just again. I'm incredibly impressed by how much

Creach can eat like he ate so much for breakfast this morning

He ate a third of my breakfast and then he ate his his his concoctionally highlighted during

Yeah, and then did you have something else? Yeah, so I

So I had you like a you're left over Avow and eggs on toast

That you couldn't finish and then he gave me your Avow so I added that to my concoction

Yeah, and I had three bits of toast today rather than two just because it's Friday

So yeah, and on each bit of toast so when Avow tuna spinach kimchi cottage cheese

Started drinking the kimchi juice by the way at the end of the tub. Yeah, yeah, well, because we got to the bottom of the tub and

Well, it's quite a delicious

So I sort of drink that but are you still eating it in the producers both? No, no, I ate it out there

I ate out there and then George FM they were doing like some random like pork belly sandwiches

So I bought one of those oh wow, and then my lovely lady she got subway dropped off so I had

I had some of her sub and this piece of chicken this hot honey chicken

Is that what you call it and add it up?

The hot piece of honey

And then I had a cookie

And then I just went and took a massive poo

What's your your metabolism must be pretty good? It's all it's literally like

Do not pass go do not collect 200 job. It's like it's like it's just this pipe that goes from a suffocates

Yeah, direct up straight through like this bypasses you need to get on though

You need to get on like the the the jabs just so your body. It slows it down to

Yeah, so it actually gets the nutrients

Yeah, it sounds like it doesn't sit in the assistant long enough here to get all the protein or the carbs or that

Yeah, cuz you think I'm eating you know

I'd be I'd be absolutely jacked or you're at least a bit big. You're right because you're always full of energy

Yeah, always and you and you must I mean it's because you isn't because you eat all the time. Do you eat all the time?

I'm a cereal eater. Yeah, I love food. Yeah, so much. Yeah, gosh, it's gonna be my favorite thing. Oh, they're in wanking

Speaking of wanking matches wearing a crusader's top

Ignite tonight fellas

No, I know you made a right you made an outrageous prediction before much didn't you?

What 50 plus points tonight for the crusaders. Yeah, I think easily. I think after the

Hollanda's lost Fabian Holland Dillon pleger

The coach has clearly been interested in the Harlem as he's already thinking about the old legs job

It's a war going for the crusaders. He's so interesting. He's so off the old blacks. He's like, no

Yeah, he's about my country not off the

I never said that impression. I just think all the players are cats for getting rid of Razor

I think you're all but who at that razor break danced on the fields at some point

So you're saying over none of the crusaders players had anything to do with it. I don't know what the Harlem the Hurricanes will be salty at him

But they never even break danced on Henry Stadium

Hurricanes

Yeah, no such a funny name

Much known as we're talking about Henry Stadium. Yeah, everyone all know after it's been renamed. Yeah, which which stadium?

It was Sky Stadium on Wellington. Yeah

Right, okay. Oh, well

I think this is the

Wow, yeah, Westpac to Sky Sport

You say the Harlem is lost Dylan Pleger. They never had Dylan Pleger. He's never played a game for the Harlem

Yeah, yeah, but he was the one he brought was talking about

I wouldn't yeah, there's a lot of talk a lot of talk about a guy never play super ugly

Well, it's pretty easy to dominate the

So you're thinking 50 points. This would be extraordinary

Loaded their bench. They've got a bomb squad. They've got all their all bless. Yeah on the bench. That's crazy

It's not fair

They do have a live in all blacks. Yeah, a part of me wishes that all the other teams were better though

Wow

Oh, man, the landers get up. He's so good

Get up landers of the landers won like season over

Put a line through

I think the Crusaders last season lost their first game to the chase, didn't they?

Oh, you're probably

I'm just wondering I'm I haven't seen the Chiefs team and I have seen the Blues team the Blues team looks pretty good

I have not seen the Chiefs team. No DMACC

Congrats to Damien McKenzie and his lovely partner. I have a hooker

Semisoni Talki Ahor the props. Yeah, I mean

Oh, I'm a Jared profan and George Dyer. Oh, Dyer. Yeah locks Josh Lord and Tupor. Vite. Oh, that's pretty good

Yeah, the back row they're missing Satiti and Parker. Yeah, oh, but still I can mean back row with Kalim Boshia

Jerome Brown Luke Jacobson. Oh, yeah, yeah, in the back line is Xavier Row, Josh Chakum Liam Coombs Fabling Quintu Pyer Daniel Rona

Kyron Talmore for Lough from the Moana Pacifica. Yeah, and then it's in a nano Satuto at the back

That's not a bad line up

Not a bad line up. Yeah. Yeah, Tyrone Thompson back in the Blues

Yeah, yeah, oh, they'll fucking they'll put them away. Oh, yeah, that's not a bad line up. It's Lee. Yeah

They'll put them to the sword and that's that game to be honest. That's anyone's that game. Yeah, that's that really that games anyone's

Cool. There's lots of them are coming off the bench as well as Summy Penny Fee now nine to a R-Coy Rubin O'Neill Tyrone

It's like cool tears for your sakes plays better than he did last season for the Oblaks

Oh

Yeah, look great player that's great player love it. Really. Yeah, the end of the Atari wasn't

He's unloading. He's unloading. He's speaking of unloading. We gave away a fleshlight on here today. Oh, we did

Well done on that, Chris. Yeah, thank you. You organized that

It's a bit of hustle really it's all about the hustle and bustle and

Yeah, look shout-out to Annock to a Megastore and shout-out to Fleshy Friday

You know, it's Friday the 13th a scary day for some yeah, and then it's also Valentine's Day Eve

But some people are gonna have some very very good Valentine's Day so I got people to text it flesh

Yeah to 3520 and maybe like a few bits and bobs about themselves and

I actually ended up giving it to this guy a okay who messaged in roses are red

There is fish in the bin. I need a soft Fleshy to put my rod in

Here's a podcast

Did he love it?

He hasn't used it yet, but I took it for a spin. It goes pretty good

Doesn't clean well

Yeah, I decide is it gonna use the Harlem does like a flea

Oh

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