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Creature for miles this morning miles actually listening in this morning as well just text in sounding great guys

This is a banger morning Andrew morning Andrew

So Creech you're filling in and we always head to your corner. You got some stories and we call it

Creatures

This is my first Creatures in the year. I was away the other day. Oh, yes, and probably a good thing

And yeah, look this one maybe not as bad but certainly out the gate in a similar similar sense

So let's rewind time. It's Christmas

2025 I'm gonna put my old man's place his lovely wife is there my sister is there with her two children

And a couple of the cousins with their three kids as well. Just over a month ago actually. Oh, you're true

Just under a month, just under a month, cruzies time flies

So I've previously told in our podcast about how my old man owns a VR headset

VR goggles and which you can play games at roller coaster back band golf all that sort of stuff

And I've used it for other activities, which I didn't know you could I didn't really can you can you can drop into the POV of the adult world

Virtual reality virtual reality

Boom boom. Yeah, and it feels real it looks real and you obviously you can move your head around you can sort of take in the tapestry

You've done it. You're like why bother with the real start

Exactly, I'm celibate

But um, but I thought you know once the kiddies had gone to be it on Christmas night, right? We're all sort of set around

We've been playing cards against humanity

All that sort of stuff let's look dead. Let's get the VI headset out

And he goes well, so we can play roller coasters and golf. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course there

Yeah, of course wink wink nudge nudge

Anyway, we get it out and um

We passed it around like pass the parcel watching the apple

Oh

I think we played the outro now

Creatures corner

Yeah, quite a bonding experience really

You never you never you never really look at your dad the same once you've seen him wearing VI headset

With a lady

Doing a thing on him, you know price I believe we have a morning rumble intervention that well we maybe need we need to

He's not he's not writing

An intervention on courage for that that that that'll take more than a break

We do have morning rumble intervention and it's on you

And it's next

Someone's coming in to the studio

That's all set up. Oh my god. Morning rumble intervention to be fair

Creature

I thought it was all good. It was it was kosher was above board, you know

We just we just had this wonderful experience together the family passing around the VI headset watching adult entertainment

You know

It's time we stop talking about it behind the backs

It's time

Welcome along New Zealand. Oh boy oh boy oh boy

Rice the the first morning rumble intervention of 2026. It's so early on a Friday. So early. Is it about me? Yeah

Man and and I've just been out just been outside

She's here

One of the backbones of the station Rayna makes all our videos. Good morning guys

I'm ready to see you you proceeded to tell me about half that story and I said Rayna save it get in here now

It's time for an intervention

For those who don't know the car you have is a what and where did you get it the car?

I have is a lemon of a

Nessantita that I bought from one Roger Farley one Roger Farley's daughter

Technically you were in charge of this whole

Yes, it was my daughter's car which she sold on to you now the we've had so many issues

We've had so many voice breaks

There's been so many voice breaks on this car Roger fucker quite you shut up

Yeah, now you're right because this is not unfamiliar territory

We have been here before with previous interventions

So just a bit of a background before we get to what's happening right now

What has gone on in the past with seed data that you purchased from roge and good will oh man

Okay, you're gonna be here a while the air conditioner doesn't work unless I hit a pot hole

The front the front of the car it was held up by cable ties when I bought it all the bumper

But now it's held up by duct tape oh no the back of the bumper is falling off

So that's now held up with duct tape and then just a plethora of other issues

Yeah, it was there so it's something

Did it give you a good deal on the car right?

mates right

No, there's no mate right here

We're not really mates, they'll be right up

Yeah, now what's the was there's there another issue?

Well, I've just got a call from the mechanic so I dropped it in

1,120 dollars worth of repairs to what or a bunch of things he just

Oh

Hent today's

And I'm also still yet to take it to the panel beta to get both the front and the back bumpers fixed should see roger's face

His hand

Now that was my oldest daughter Olivia's car, which I did sell to you. Yes, have I got a deal for you

My youngest daughter grace got a new car for her 21st person

And yeah, I know she's very well, which leaves. She had a she had a Suzuki that is absolutely perfect for you

Would you like to buy graces?

Never ever buying a car from you

You you have white leather shoes

Yeah, you're selling

selling snake work

How much are you going to give that Suzuki for all for you rain of 5k

Now what's the what's the what are today's issues with the car for 1,100?

Do you know like is it all engine did it stop working like he did explain it to me on the phone

It does go a little bit over my head, but I do remember him saying that's the break something's leaking of the break fluid

Yeah

Any remorse remorseful roach by but where

Roger can you actually just

So just looking at his wallet and it's like opening here hasn't been open for a while

Two things are flowing out here

Take this this is his waste pet card

That's for you

Use that to pay for the bill

Take this random dollar

That's what you're switching

And I'll give you a dollar for the car

Look I hope that goes some way here

Helping out what a lemon

No, I don't want to derail this too much, but Raina you tried to sell me that car

Wow

Biggest lemon you've ever bought so Raina who works here, she bought my daughter's car and it's given her no end to problems the years and you

Just graceful it's disgraceful has lack of remorse

Accountability just laughing about it. Well it was, but this has been going on for years

I mean initially four or five years. I think she's had it. So the first time I went. Oh, okay. I feel a bit bad

But she keeps on coming

Now you're like this is on Raina

Five years later, of course it's gonna have it issue you sure to sell or another one

All right, just slippery man. Do you?

This one's this believe me believe me this one's better

I'm not leaving anything you say how much duct tape is required for this one

But you're biggest lemon you've ever bought how much you're doing up costing you as well

Oh, I need a rock phone three five two zero tics than as well now creed

She's the text already as she might we got here. Yeah, yeah donkeys ago

I bought a 2,000 man's to bounty for 5,500. Yeah, I don't know why I read it like that. Sorry. I sold it about a year later after it owed me 12,000

I've never upgraded anything all replacement parts for maintenance and repairs everything was replaced from the motor gearbox fuel tank

Diff seats dash cluster seat belts everything absolute waste of money. Why would you pay that? Yeah, I mean surely

Surely you're better to write off the five-and-a-half grand you paid for it rather than paying additional 12,000

You're never gonna make that bad then knows you 17 grand or whatever for a five-and-a-half-grand card

That's what we want to know this morning. That was lemon

I've never heard this term before lemon. Oh lemon the biggest lemon you've bought

Where does it come from? What does it mean? Anyway, that's one of those off-air ones

That's

Turns out I sold Rainer who works here makes all of it. Yeah

Solder a bit of a lemon this anteater. I sold her full four five years ago now

She said no end to problems with it and intervention just before price that you will be nice

So there's another series of issues. It's cost her over a thousand dollars

But I do have she's gonna sell this teeter. I've got a Suzuki that my youngest daughter used to own she can

No, we're not we're no, we're not you're right now. It's so what you're gonna do once radio kicks you out

Be used car sales

We'll be one of you know like former black caps or whatever

You're gonna be one of those

If you see roger, yeah, don't trust him run fast. What's the name from Tina Tina?

He's gonna be roger from somewhere

Roger from rank

Hey, you don't lemons it's so it looks good on the outside, but on the inside it's disappointing or defective

So biting into a sour lemon. Yeah, maybe something sweet

You're the only one who you hadn't heard

Well if there's anyone else out there isn't

Now do we want to get to Trish? Yeah, let's get to Trish. Yeah, we are talking stink cars that you have bought

Good morning Trish. How are you mate? Oh?

Good morning. How are you guys? Oh, so good Trish. What did you buy?

Um look over all of that many years ago and things were going wrong with the

transmission wasn't good and all that so we got rid of it

And then a few years later I'd had a few kids for four of them

And I thought well, I need a van to drive around them

So I brought the same band twice not realizing

At a change color

And when I got the ownership papers and my name was on them, bugger

It broke down about who you go to

Flick the lemon

Yeah, you're a lemon

Did you pay more for it the second time?

Yeah, first time it was 2000s, second time it was five and a half

I paid double

But the shitter that you got rid of

Remarkable true. What color was it?

Why was it so much different?

It started off as silver ended up white

Oh

I'm now do were you able to sell it a second time?

No, it literally broke down

The gift that keeps on giving

Fantastic 100 dollars from scrap. Yeah

100 bucks. It's so on you

Trish wouldn't have wouldn't have had the same richo place

Yeah, but you know young diamonds too, but I didn't really acknowledge it

So good of us last place was Trish

Thank you

Get your prize Trish amazing. Have a great day

Your honest is really sweet

You're the market for a

For a $5,000 is if you switched

We'll just got one

So I don't know if I trust it

No, I wouldn't trust anyone

It's in Trish wouldn't buy your car

Hey, yeah, we'll get lots to get to

Oh, there's more

Lemon cars and that

But also if you've got a name for what Roger's secondhand car

This would be

Yeah, let us know please don't you

I'll be sure

It's eventually gonna happen

Let's get some working titles going

Creach, we're looking at the biggest lemon

Lemon cars you've ever bought

There's so many, so many texts coming through here

Yeah, Josh has come through

I said he bought a Subaru WRX

Travelled all the way from Christchurch to Dunedin for it

After he bought it and started misfiring

Lost first gear

Bump has started falling off

Electric's killed the car

Steering wheel sometimes decided to fall off

And the fails on the Woff Sheet grew at a rapid pace

Young and dumb probably spent around 5K on the car

And additional 3K on useless repairs

Steering wheel falling off

Yeah

No, I can't take my gun on that

Someone else has said

Board of Mitsubishi Evo 7 for 25K

Three days later, blew the gearbox

5K later

Five days after I got it back

Blue the engine

15K rebuilt

One month I got it back that time

Rare differential went

And another $3,000 bill

Sold it for 28K

All the wife knows is that I made 3K in profit

Roger, a lot of names coming through for for your car yard

Because you're trying to hock off these cars on the radio

My daughter's old cars, yeah

Actually illegal what you're doing

Using radio for your own personal benefit

Certainly nothing that's happened on this show

No, I feel bad because no one else doesn't

There are so many

There's a list of all

Because when I finally know

Roger's wrecks

Roger, Roger's obviously

Sort of the ones that you'd expect

Roger's ripoffs

Oh, strong

Yeah, that's not bad

Roger modus

Oh well

They wouldn't be, wouldn't they

Raspacket rods

Oh, yeah

Come and get yourself the rusting little piece of shit

Oh my gosh, get away from me

Why is his voice gone?

Yeah, yeah

What have you on me?

Bucky Tom Trash

Oh, yeah

I don't know if they, I think they just called you that

What ideas?

Roger's rank rides, cutting corners, not costs

Oh, see that's good, isn't it?

That's not bad, yeah

There's some real, there's some options

If you, I think, Roger's rooted rides

Oh, yeah, that's my favourite so far

And I think, I think that's the best of what

We've seen so far

Okay, we'll get them, get the roll again

You can't polish a turd

But we can re-spray them

That's one of your catchphrases

I'd say

Brilliant

Creative

Thanks New Zealand

That's amazing, keep these coming in

Because eventually I will end up on a car yard

There is no doubt of that

Actually, you had some amazing stats

When it comes to eating creation

How much we'd eaten and bought at the new IKEA store

Ridiculous

Which, for those who don't know, it's a furniture store in Auckland

You can buy meatballs and hot dogs and cinnamon buns

And we'd broken the world record, hadn't we?

New Zealanders

One month over 50,000 hot dog sold

Nearly 30,000 plates of meatball

And about 15,000 cinnamon buns

Ridiculous

We are pigs

We are pigs, Mel

And it came through yesterday with all what you know

What, what do you go to?

How much can you eat in one sitting

And there's so many tags we're going to get to next

But we're just an undated, aren't we here, Bryce?

Well it's like just what we're talking about

It's just a few more that have come

And regarding what you're used to car yard

It's going to be when you move on from radio

If you're just showing us what we were discussing

Forcas, Bro has been selling these lemons

Some nasty ones have come through

All right, so how would this go

If I owned a car yard and it was named what

Yeah, well another one that came through was

Mejit, Moe

What are you saying?

What are you saying?

I don't know what, I mean I'm not there to talk though

Well, this is because you're wearing your weird shoes

One of the tag lines as well

Mejit, Mel, you might like this

Tiny man, tiny car

See that I like it

I like it

I like it

Mel, it's not that good

I like it

I like it

Only vitzers sweat here

Yeah

Gosh

Absolutely made my morning

It's not, I mean I'm not going to name it

Mejit, Moe doesn't like it

What about Farrell, he's failures

Mejit, Moe doesn't like it

That's what I like

It's good

It's good

Let's keep them hype, Related

The Warriors

The Woobwoob

The Morning Rumble Podcast

Had a whole lot of calls and texts used today

Oh, the most you've eaten in one sitting

What's your record?

How much can you eat?

Like Liam

What's your go to?

What's your record?

Oh, I ate a whole pig's ribcage

If I go

What a sentence

I ate a whole pig's ribcage

See you Liam

Thanks mate

Sorry, Mel, see you to steal your thunder or

No, it's good call

But I think I thought it was time to wrap him up

Moe's ribcage

Moe's ribcage

Impressive

Mel's still not happy with him

No, he's been the non-Mejit and the, the only non-Mejit

He's already on the group here

And they're really disturbing

They're crêche so many text them through

We couldn't get to them yesterday

So we've got a few more

Yeah, some great text coming through

When I was nine

I went out for dinner in order to hold chicken

With chips which I wanted, doubled

They accidentally doubled the whole order

So I ate two whole shocks and doubled portion of fries

They wrote pig on the bed.

I love it.

Someone is eating 35 cheeseburgers.

How? How?

Another person, 40 wicked wings.

Someone else just said 160 oysters.

Are you horny after that?

Oh, yeah. I wonder if you are.

I just got gout.

Surely after 160, you've completed a few times.

A few times.

And then recharged.

Yeah, that's a lot of that extra.

That's a lot.

Yeah, yeah, that many.

No way.

No way.

You know, a studio, a fin, eight, six big Macs in a sitting one day.

Order three guy, then then mate said double or nothing.

So I smashed it.

Steered it myself in the mirror for a good hour when I got home.

Disgusting pig.

But we'll end with a couple of, couple of, couple of battlers that have great nicknames.

Snapper has texted through and said, on one of my school lunch breaks,

I had 37 slices of pizza.

No, that's...

Yeah, anything in the high 20s I've heard is like 27, 20s.

That's extraordinary.

Went back to, like, class after that.

How do you even focus?

It's function.

Yeah, it's unbelievable.

It needs a juicy.

And...

It was a juicy after lunch before the next day.

Sintillated.

Tantalized is the tongue.

Ah, and this great text from a person called Wetter.

After rugby training, I had 36 slices of pizza, 20 pieces of KFC,

followed by a crate, then about six hamburgers.

No.

Get out of here, Wetter.

Get out of here, Wetter.

Very quickly, you entered an eating competition.

I mean, you failed, but how did you go?

Well, what happened?

Yeah, there was a great place called Urban Turban, no longer with us.

Yeah.

They did curries.

Oh, yeah.

They had a...

They had a bottomless butter chicken.

Amazing.

And the record was 11 and a half bowls.

And one fateful evening, I got so close, I got so close to claiming that trophy

when I ate nine and a half bowls of butter chicken.

You're an animal.

But I had a serious case of volcano for weeks.

Weeks.

No solids.

Oh, smooth as ice, nice man.

The Morning Rumble podcast.

Buz.

Buz.

Buz.

Buz.

Buz.

Buz.

Buz.

Full service style.

Buz.

Buz.

Buz.

Yeah.

He's a character.

I'm so f***ing trying.

Loves a Chinese.

I've brought with me my very own catering.

Yes.

Big John's Bosch Noss.

Big John.

What have we got on the menu tonight?

We've got special fried rice, chicken char me,

plum crackers, curry sauce, and don't forget

char la minispring rolls.

Bam!

Bam!

John Fischer joins us AKA Big John.

Who wants some f***ing Chinese?

Big John L.A.

I'm all good.

You're making me feel hungry, don't you?

Well, first of all, I mean,

a big old Bosch to you.

Welcome to the show for the New Zealanders

who don't know much about you, Big John.

You're about to make your way to New Zealand.

You're going to be at the races of allergy

on the weekends.

How did that all come about?

For those who don't know you, tell us a little bit

about yourself, Big John.

Well, I'm Big John.

I'm John Fischer.

I know that Big John on Instagram,

TikTok, Twitter, whatever you want to call.

Yeah.

I'm the dad too.

Johnny Fischer, the heavyweight boxer,

but I, I'm got a big following on social media.

Thanks to my middle son Henry Fischer.

He used to put me on eating Chinese

and ordering Chinese without me knowing.

So this is none of my doing, by the way.

If you don't like watching me, it's not my fault.

Thankfully, I've built up a following around the world

and I get to travel the world now.

I've worked hard all my life.

I'm still working, but it's a lot easier

and a lot better job to be doing.

And thankfully, I'll be at LSD Park races on Saturdays

with a correct millions and looking forward to it

and meeting all the TV box soldiers.

Yeah, that's, I know you've got your fans there.

Now, speaking of you touring the world,

you're meeting people now.

You've just recently, you just went into the new Jason Statham movie

and you were hanging out with her on the red carpet.

Wow.

Yeah, he's a nice bloke Jason.

First time I've actually met him,

but I was with my good friend Eddie,

all well, strongest man.

And he's good friends with Jason.

And it was a great night, me and my wife went along.

And we ended the night up in Chinatown,

having a try and eat.

Oh, no.

Now, big John Bryce here, mate.

I'll follow you for a few years on big fan of you, right?

And here's the thing.

You know, we talked about it on the show.

Talking of boxing on the massive boxing fan as well.

So I do know about your son,

we're friends with Joseph Parker for a long time.

Now, I'm thankful.

Right when he made a stable in 2013, 2012,

we've had him on on the show.

Now, I was once at a Joseph Parker event

and it was broadcast, obviously, on TV.

The TV camera has came to me, big John.

Now, I want you to look down the camera and my app was off.

Now, I haven't got much here, right?

And I'm on the camera.

Stay with me.

They put me on the camera to the worldwide audience

as Jason Stason.

I want your thoughts.

You know what?

And I want you to give me a box.

If you think I look like Jason Stason.

You look like Jason Stason's twin brother,

but the one they keep is the way most of the time.

We hide him away too, big John.

I'll talk Jason last night and you're a lot better looking.

Thanks, mate.

Hey, big John, it's Mal here.

Now, you've been to New Zealand before.

Did you and any of the New Zealand delicacy

when you were here last or was it predominantly Chinese food?

Yeah, it could cool.

No, I had I pie off the pie off the pie off the pie.

So either chicken, chicken, masala pie,

I had meat pie, lamb pie, every type of pie.

Because I know there's a bit of a competition between you

and the Aussies with your boys.

Yeah.

And I must say, I must say the Kiwi Pies were outstanding.

Yes.

For the flavor.

And I can't wait to get back and try another couple.

Bosh.

Back with big John.

Big John.

Are you obviously an Australia last year?

And you got deported, mate.

So obviously there might be a sour taste in your mouth

with those dirty Aussies.

What happened there, mate?

There's the public public enemy number one.

Obviously don't like fat blobs in Australia.

I'm I'm I'm hoping it was it was a bit of a mix up.

I've done nothing wrong.

They said I've done nothing wrong.

But they're still sending me back.

Listen, they said it was a gray area.

And I didn't fall out of that gray area.

So I'm going back.

I've tweaked to one thing or another.

So hopefully after I've leave New Zealand,

I can stay in Australia for a few more days.

But it was quite thrilled because my niece

and her husband had just moved to Perth.

And he's the policeman.

And I thought it was a wind up.

All right.

After four hours in a holding cell,

I realised it wasn't a wind up.

But listen, you get deported.

You're going home.

There's most places to be going in the home.

A big John Bryce here again, mate.

Big John with us on the show coming to the LZ races

on the weekend for the cracker millions,

which is fantastic.

It's going to be great to have you back in the country.

For those who don't know, obviously,

your big catchphrase.

Bosh.

People love using it so much so that it's made sort of

pop culture like it's become part of language.

And so much so that it was in mobland.

Oh, yes.

Where does Bosh come from?

And how did you feel when you saw it on something like

mobland?

And all some serious?

The answer.

The answer.

He mentioned me and he said he's using it.

And I think we're going to try and get him around

for a try and he's going to sit down.

And a massive fan of camaraderie.

I know he's working, obviously,

he's working on me.

What a show mobland is.

But when you hear it said,

and they say it in a way,

you say it.

It's pretty good.

It's pretty.

I'm a normal bloke.

Yeah.

I'm just a normal man.

And when you have these people sort of messages

you knew and talking to you,

you do find it kind of strange.

But listen, you only get one life.

You've got to take chances when they come.

You've got to do what you can.

And enjoy it as best you can.

And if we bring a little bit of happiness and joy to

people's lives in these dark days that we're living in,

long back, continue.

Oh, I agree.

One last thing, mate.

I want to say to you as a match,

a producer who would have connected the phone call.

Controversial match.

He's a young man from a deep dark

south part of this country.

It's some interesting views.

Mitch, please come in and tell Big John

what your thoughts are.

Yeah, I hate to say this, Big John,

because I think you're a top bloke.

But I've got to say,

I'm not with you on the Chinese food.

I think Chinese food sucks.

I think it's deep-fried slop.

He hates all Asian food.

We make of them.

Mitch, you've got a word with us.

You get back to the South Island,

get on the boat and get through Antarctica.

You're never be seen again.

Good job, Big John.

Good job, Big John.

See you next weekend.

See you Saturday.

Thanks, man.

Looking forward to coming back to the wonderful country

and seeing the wonderful people.

Love New Zealand.

You're awesome.

What do you open your show with DJing?

What's the opening track?

It's a lot of bangers.

I have a lot of Bon Jovi.

Bon Jovi, White Snake.

All the old classics, you name it.

We'll get people going for it.

Yes, Big John.

Love it.

Thanks once again.

Thank you.

Thank you.

We'll get going for it.

Thank you.

In the blaze of glory.

What a legend.

Bosh.

John Fischer, Big John.

That's him.

He's an absolute ledge.

He's going to be in Auckland tomorrow.

T-A-B.

Caraccan Millions.

Ellasley Racecourse.

Yes, DJ.

There's tomorrow afternoon.

Saturday.

That'll do it.

That's all that list-precripted in the end.

We're doing people duty.

They've tried and sent us.

We're going to get no interviews for the rest of the year.

Once people get a little word of that,

I want to get someone with a lisp on that link

and see if it cancels it out.

We're good.

We're good.

Cure for lispering.

It actually would.

Yeah, good stuff there.

Big John.

Legs.

Families have plots.

They buy them.

Do you got a plot?

No.

But then you've lost it.

Criche, you join us.

Some of you are a producer now,

which is fantastic.

You're joining us on here with one of us as a way.

So...

Producing's hard, man.

I say.

What have you done?

You want to be lent this way.

I've loaded the podcast.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And apologies to anyone that actually listened

to the podcast yesterday.

No, man.

Because he didn't upload it.

Yeah.

The not for Max one is about a 20-second gap

of just silence between the intro

and when we actually start talking.

It's also another crook yarn from you.

Great.

Yeah, yeah.

Involving me and we.

Yet again.

Old folk.

You're a troubled man,

which is what we got you in here.

Underwhelming tourist attractions.

This is what we want to know this morning.

Yes.

What have you seen?

What have you been to?

And you're gone?

Not that good, not worth it.

Well, I was serving the worldwide web on staff.

There's some great images from around our beautiful country

of Aurora Australis,

the Southern Lights.

Southern Lights.

Great photos.

If you want to see them,

you can take lights to 3520.

You know, very, very beautiful shots.

And I've seen the opposite end when I was living in Finland.

I saw the Northern Lights.

Oh, they are.

Aurora Body Arts.

They look unreal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, they do.

They look unreal from all your images

and all the things that you see online and things like that.

But let me tell you,

in person,

look like a cloud.

Just a colored cloud, nothing.

Not even a colored cloud.

Sometimes it literally just looks gray.

I'll be where my finish for into like that is Aurora.

Like that looks like a cloud.

So you're saying that obviously thousands of people travel

to Northern Lights.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not that good.

That's all right.

Yeah.

You take a photo of it.

Yeah.

And all of a sudden it goes green.

Like it's all.

You do that with filters.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that's the background of my phone, right?

I saw this green.

It's this beautiful shot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And there's green wave in the sky.

With my eyes saw it.

Cloud.

Yeah.

There you go.

Don't worry about that.

Don't worry about that.

Yeah.

Just google it.

You should be the same underwhelming.

Yeah.

Big name Mount Fuji.

Mount Fuji.

So I went to Tokyo a few years ago and I didn't see,

because they always tell you, even when you're in Tokyo,

you shoot on a nice day, you can see it from Tokyo.

I never saw it from there.

And I paid over $1,000 for a family trip to Mount Fuji Tour.

And I mean, we even drove up a quarter of the way.

Mount Fuji parked in the Mount Fuji car park.

No.

It was cloud everywhere.

I even went to Mount Fuji.

It makes me so happy.

Did you take a photo of the cloud?

I thought you might have been around.

Well, a couple of things, Chris.

You went to a viewing spot where you could...

You must have seen it.

No.

I got a photo of myself next to a sign of Mount Fuji,

of a painting of Mount Fuji, which is what it should look like.

But in the background, I was just missed in cloud.

Didn't see a thing.

So I didn't see that.

Then drove nearly halfway out Mount Fuji.

Still didn't see it.

Nothing.

And spend all day.

Didn't see it.

Did you get your money back?

No.

That makes me so happy.

Because I then went to Japan the other year,

and went to this beach, the series,

and went to Mount Fuji Pevely behind you.

And it was crystal clear.

Yeah.

And I took photo straight away.

Was it in Shizuoka?

Maybe.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm lucky, man.

And the whole time I was in Tokyo.

Yeah.

Didn't see Mount Fuji.

Yeah.

Damn.

Underwhelming tourist attractions,

I believe you're the only person in the world in the world.

In the world.

You're one of a kind.

But I think you're the only person who has seen

the Northern Lights.

Oh, yes.

You're that I know of, anyway.

Oh, really?

I know.

Some people have smoked some lights.

I've seen them a few times, even.

Even when they weren't there.

No, no.

You saw them in Finland when you lived there.

Yeah.

And just a bit underwhelming.

Yeah.

You know, I think people travel far and wide.

Do you know how you must have got them like

Rosh got Mount Fuji on a bad day.

You must have got them on and on clean up.

Yeah.

Because the photos are stunning.

Yeah.

And the photos look better than your eyeballs.

Right.

Like, I don't know.

There's something your camera does.

That turns great to green.

Yeah.

Well, my camera couldn't work any magic on Mount Fuji

because it was so cloudy the day I went on a family tour.

It costed well over $1,000.

I didn't see Mount Fuji the whole time.

So good.

Even drove up there and the bus stood and said,

although the tour guide, he was trying to,

because I think he knew that we're never going to see it.

So he was trying to spark out interest by saying,

if you look out the window,

you may see a beer.

Like to get your exit.

I don't even take him to Mount Fuji.

No, no, no, no.

That's your goal.

I film shit.

So it's all nothing but cloud.

Now, Mal, what I, now I would have thought,

and you've seen this price I haven't,

but I would have thought this was one of the great wonders

of the world what you've seen.

Well, my first trip to Las Vegas,

and we arrived there night one,

we had a blinder of an eye.

Oh, yeah, classic.

And then the next day we had to go to the Grand Canyon,

a big bus tour.

So three of us gals,

we rock into the hotel room at five in the morning.

The bus is picking us up at six.

Yeah.

And what a horrific bus ride it was,

and we get there,

and it was just like a big trench thing.

Really?

A big trench thing.

It is, hey, quality.

Hey, Mal, you're right,

it is a big trench thing.

What on the great description?

Yeah, just dust,

and I just, yeah, I wasn't that impressed.

You were in the trenches,

and I felt absolutely horrific,

and I just, yeah,

don't even have,

I'm so what?

Uncultured.

No, Bryce, you've seen it.

I mean, from what,

I mean, I've never seen it,

but my God, it looks impressive.

A sec, bro.

A chopper.

Oh, there you go.

Hey, choppers, I'm terrified.

Better change things.

Never do that.

No, dusty, there they are, Bryce.

Chopping right in there,

let us at the bottom,

sunk some champagne.

Wow, great.

You Jeff Bezos?

Yeah.

So good.

Well, no, you can either take the chopper,

that flies you,

takes you like half an hour.

Exactly.

You go on the bus, it takes you like hours each hour,

and you get there,

and it's just,

you go over the dam and all that.

Oh, yeah, you see that, Mel?

I think so.

Exactly.

Yeah.

At some point we did.

Yeah.

No.

All right.

Wow.

Eiffel Towers coming through a lot.

Oh, yeah.

It's underwhelming.

Yeah.

Someone said it's just a big metal structure.

See?

It's an Eiffel Towers.

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Pretty iconic.

Yeah.

Delan, good morning.

Hey, my name is the Marquis Boulders.

Now for those in New Zealand.

Yeah.

For those who don't know,

where are they, what are they?

Um, just a near Neon Rouge in Eden area.

Um, they're incredibly disappointing.

Yeah.

That was.

That was good.

I was in the area,

and I was just driving past.

Oh, I might have a look at them,

and it's just rocks.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Wait till you get to Pirdo.

And you see the, the, the, the Alan P bottles.

Yeah.

Well, they carried it.

Yeah.

They'll be, they'll be shared disappointments.

What were you expecting, though, Delan?

Because it's, you know, it says Marquis Boulders.

Oh.

So what were you expecting?

Well, when,

you think they're going to be big,

but they're not even that big half of them.

I was just like,

what a disappointment.

Got in the car and left right away.

What's the most impressive thing you've done?

What's the most impressive thing you've seen overseas?

Um, I actually haven't been overseas yet.

Oh, Delan.

Oh, right.

The world has waited for you.

Yeah.

Those, those marbles

are going to seem even smaller

once you get out of New Zealand.

You're not going to be worried.

Uh, Creech, no fan of the Northern Lights.

Well, yeah, look, I, I,

the first time I went to Finland,

that was the main reason we were going to see them.

And yeah, just a few clouds.

It was only okay.

It was okay.

It was okay.

It looks, it looks better on your phone.

That's what, that's what the tour guides will tell you.

That's the order there.

You know, uh, take a photo.

Oh my gosh.

That's going straight on the ground.

You said, you said the Grand Canyon Mel,

uh, you hated it.

Uh, everyone's just going,

no, the Grand Canyon's amazing.

Oh, yeah.

You've been there too, Bryce.

It's awesome.

Maybe you didn't, maybe you didn't go there.

What ditch was I in there?

Yeah, you were in the ditch.

You weren't even in America.

No, my bad.

Now, uh, Mitch,

our young producer,

he eventually traveled a bit much.

So what was underwhelming for you?

Yeah, I went to, uh, London.

It was about 18.

And so,

so big Ben.

Yeah.

Well, I didn't even really see Big Ben.

I had a bunch of scaffolding around,

like I was still building it.

It was just a big clock town.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that's, that's what it is.

I mean, Tommy North is a clock town.

A clock town.

Very similar.

Thomas to North and London.

Yeah.

What happened to you?

The Louvre.

I went to the Louvre.

Oh, yeah.

What happened to you there?

Yeah.

Well, like, well, we saw the outside of the Louvre.

Nothing else.

Serious.

Yeah.

Well, you had tickets to go in,

but then, uh, we couldn't talk to the French person

who was taking the tickets.

They were...

Can you imagine?

Can you imagine?

People actually wouldn't believe for Mitch

that English is his first language.

Yeah.

That would come as the biggest surprise.

You see, I can only imagine a couple of like...

Oh, he's from the Stokey.

Yeah.

Turning up at the Louvre.

We're...

I've got my ticket.

Yeah.

You can give that one a must.

Well, you don't even go in.

Well, someone has actually texted in that they went

inside sort of Mona Lisa.

Yeah.

Cute for an hour to see a crappy little painting.

Kind of giant wall.

Kind of test.

Mona, Mona Lisa.

Average.

Yeah.

Because so many other things in there,

the paintings are out the game.

Yeah.

Right or so.

Yeah.

And...

Well, we've an issue.

Yeah.

But, um...

Yeah.

Brice is right.

People walk past masterpieces to get and see the Mona Lisa.

Yeah.

Well, it sounds like you guys have proven my point here.

It's got the Louvre.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, no.

And it's actually not our point.

We're saying cheek out the rest of it.

What else is even on there?

Doesn't the jewells get punched?

Mitch.

Mitch.

Sure.

Mitch.

Underwhelming tourist attractions in New Zealand

and overseas as well.

You hear about these things and go and see them in, uh,

they're all but average.

But there's so many texts coming through here, uh, Creach.

Yeah.

Three, five, two, zero.

This one about the Northern Lights as well.

Yeah, Mark, uh, can some kind of relate to me.

He said he went to Iceland for a week and the Northern Lights didn't bother turning up.

Don't worry, Mark, if they did turn up, they wouldn't have looked as great.

But with your eyeballs.

But on the phone...

Magical.

Oh, so you don't?

They're not always there.

It's like a bit of a flush.

Yeah.

They appear, reappear.

They dance around a bit.

Yeah, you've got to, like, you've got to hunt them.

Or order hunting.

Uh, but then he marks it as for the Grand Canyon Mell.

It's friggin' awesome.

Yeah.

Some people are just uncultured.

Oh, that's me.

You've been attacked.

Uh, but then Louise is with you, Mell.

She said on the Grand Canyon, the highlight for me was seeing a chipmunk.

I didn't even see that.

The question was dust.

Dusty.

Uh, more coming through Andre, Spanner, Stips and Rome.

They're just steps.

Do you see those brusses?

Yeah.

Those Rome's awesome.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've never been, but, um, yeah, I don't think they're just steps.

I like them.

Well, maybe I don't know.

Cool ones, uh, surely.

Ah, I love...

Yeah, Rome is amazing.

It's a visual feast.

Yeah.

A delight to the senses.

Someone else has said, the one who could tree, that one popping out of the lake.

Again, yeah.

It's just a tree.

It's just a tree popping out of a lake.

Yeah.

I mean, New Zealand...

I mean, obviously, great beauty, but...

Yeah.

In terms of things like structures and things like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

We got nothing.

We got, like, a, um, a fizzy bottle.

And a carrot.

And a big fish.

Yeah.

And a big kiwi fruit.

Yeah.

Woo!

Wow.

The Italians come here, and they're like, oh, my, my, me!

Someone else has said, Christ, the Redeemer statue, and Rio paid for a tour.

Couldn't see it through the clouds.

Oh, this was like...

Like you and Matrugius.

It was so bad.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Someone else traveled four hours, one way from Melbourne, to see the 12 Apostles.

I got there.

It was just rocks in the water, and there's only eight of them.

You have done this.

Yes, it was.

It's true.

Four-hour bus trip to see these amazing...

God, you picked boring things.

How long did you travel four hours?

Well, four hours, the year four hours back.

And 12 Apostles, these big rocks.

Was it on a boomer bus?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Everyone's gonna land you down.

Everyone's got earpieces in.

After you just look out to your right.

No, no, no.

Move, Terry.

Can't see.

What did he say there, Rose?

I don't even know this eight.

Any more.

How many did you say?

Six.

Waste the time.

Someone else has mentioned Rome, and they said the Trivi fountain was covered with scaffolding

and a picture of the fountain on it.

Someone else has said the Golden Gate Bridge, very underwhelming.

Oh, no.

I've been across it.

It's amazing.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

Danny Ricken's rocks in a paddock.

He's talking about the Stonehenge.

Oh, no mercy.

Overrated.

You love Stonehenge.

Yeah, I can't agree with Danny the year.

I thought it was pretty cool.

Yeah.

It was like...

What's going on?

I guess it was a review.

Yeah, it was full about it.

I'm actually into Stonehenge a few.

No one's been there.

They don't know what it is.

Pain a picture.

Well, I mean...

Well, rocks in a paddock's pretty good description.

But the big rocks.

Let him go, keep going.

Let him go, keep going.

Then I was like, who...

Why the...

Who put them here?

What are they doing here?

You should have a TV show.

Were you Stonehenge?

Stonehenge?

No.

No.

It was a pretty warm life.

What?

Yeah.

We got one more great story.

Yeah.

Well, actually, if you want to...

You know, because you're obviously...

You've got an argument against Danny here.

Yeah.

Now you want to argue against Tom, who sticks it through...

Studio Book to Week and Ash Burton.

What a hole.

No nightlife.

I would have been better off in Goore.

What's Ash Burton's translation?

Um...

Trady's not at Clever Corner.

We're down here.

We're down here.

We're down.

If you're in Malibu, I'd say the same thing.

Haley is off to Supergroup.

Who is the greatest frontman?

I'm pretty mercury.

I'll roach weight for Malibu.

That's more than Rumble podcast.

Malibu's off today, creatures are now creatures.

You're off to Crush, you're just weekend, coincidentally.

Yes.

And you were just telling me yesterday, actually, that you love...

I didn't know this, but you love all the slides.

That's right.

You're the King of Slides, Hydro Slides.

The three greatest things in life.

Yeah.

Love.

Food.

And Hydro Slides.

And...

You like an extra carrot-dropped stepper.

That's what you want.

And then you think about the Hydro Slide, right?

Let's break it down here.

Three of my favorite things are...

Going at a rapid rate.

Yes.

Entering the water in a different way to simply walking in.

Yeah.

And getting wet.

You combine those three things, you get a water slide.

And you love your water slides.

No.

You're off to Crush, you're just weekend.

Yes.

One just opened the end of last year.

Indeed, the Patakiyote Recreation and Sports Centre.

Yeah.

It opened December 17th, and already 33 Hydro Slides incidents.

I've got a few, haven't they?

I'm not bad with those numbers.

It's a one a day.

You've been open for over a month.

Yeah.

You're about one a day.

It's a good number.

A lot more people on a slide than once a day.

Yeah.

Exactly.

You think about...

You know, this is the thing about the news, right?

Always focusing on the negative.

33 incidents?

What about thousands of happy things?

Yes.

Absolutely.

Thousands have gone down there.

Thousands of smiles.

What sort of incidents?

Well, you've got something there.

Yeah, 22 cuts.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Seven resulting in big bruises, hematomas.

And four, saw riders get stuck.

Got stuck.

What?

Worst place is the get stuck, though.

You know?

Sorry, there's a...

So maybe after the 50th tonight, I'll be heading there.

To the high...

Teasing problem.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

You'd be the guy.

You'd be the test of the test, dummy.

Absolutely.

Courage was like...

I've seen you down just to see what could happen.

Yeah, absolutely.

Where's the dream job?

Yeah.

Anything ever gone wrong?

If you're on a hydro side.

Well, I wouldn't say it went wrong for me.

But there was one time in Spain where we weren't...

We were chickening into a hotel at 4 p.m.

Late chicken, right?

Yeah.

And we had a few hours to kill.

Yeah.

And so I was like, well, let's go to this water park.

Yeah.

And my ex and I, we went and it was a good time.

But the bus is there and it came every two hours.

10 minutes away from the next bus coming.

She goes, Creech, we're out of here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like, hang on a second.

Of course.

I haven't been on each ride for my last time.

But you'd already been on every ride.

Yeah.

Of course.

But I'm a sentimental guy.

I like to...

I like to know that when I'm doing something for the last time,

it is the last time.

I like to soak it in.

Right.

I like to really, really inhale the experience.

Yeah.

So I said, nah.

Two more hours and 10 more minutes

and there's glorious water park.

And then she didn't get back in.

And I made her walk, filmed me.

Go down all the slides, maths.

Where'd you guys aren't together?

Sounded like a great relic.

Water slide injuries.

I went under rock fun.

Hydro slide injuries.

There's been 33 reported incidents

that this new one in Christchurch, Creech.

Yeah.

There's cuts, there's bruises,

and there's people getting stuck.

And that's not putting me off.

No.

33 out of how many would they have done

over this month?

10s of thousands?

Yeah, absolutely.

The joy that that Hydro slide is brought.

You're a cup half full kind of guy.

Absolutely.

And this cup, if it's a little bit empty,

oh, probably the tiniest of sips.

One of those sips where you've overfilled your cup of tea

and you put a bit too much boiling water,

the ratio isn't great.

So you just go, you just get a little bit off the top.

That's the only negative there.

That's how much.

The rest of the cup is still so full.

You love your water slides.

I don't realize this.

You absolutely love water slides.

Love them.

Love them a bit.

The best way to get in a water.

We want to know your water slide injuries.

Oh, it had rock, phone text, and 3, 5, 2, 0.

Already a couple coming through there, Creech.

Yeah, there's a water slide in Toepore that we made a train on.

And if my cousin wasn't holding on to my little brother's legs,

we would have lost him over the side at the second turn.

No more trains.

Cheers, Nick.

I do my kids 50 meter slide every year for the past seven years.

We've had one punctured lung, broken ribs, displaced back,

multiple heat burns.

The kids range from 8 to 13.

And some patients stop their kids coming.

Appearance.

Well, I mean, some of them are patients now.

Oh, yeah, man, they're lung puncture.

That's pretty up there.

That's what happened with you.

You've got a hydro-slide story.

Yeah, so some cousins at Christmas time,

they've got a farm, so they had a big burn pile,

like we've burned all the rubbish heat.

And they're used that same paddock,

and built a big water slide,

like put down the big plastic sheet

and the liquid and soap and water

and all that on it.

One of the dads goes, right, I'll do the first,

I'll test it out, go for the first slide.

He went down, unbeknownst to them,

someone had thrown in some beer bottles

into this rubbish burn pile.

So he went down, broken glass,

up through the plastic sheet on Christmas day,

he had to go to the hospital

and essentially get a secant bum crack stitched up

because it just sliced open his right butt check.

Only one slide on that slide, that Christmas.

Well, what happened to you?

That's a good story, mate.

Yeah, where was this?

This is our paddockide.

Yes, yeah, yeah.

Where's Sir Auckland?

I've got these amazing slides

and you actually need to go down them on us.

Well, this is when I was a teenager.

You have to use a mat to go down on them.

Anyway, a couple of girls and myself

would go on there and these naughty boys

were kind of following us around chasing us.

On the water slide, I'm sitting on my mat

and this guy comes up behind me

and does my bikini too.

And then I sort of go forward

and I'm sort of stomach first on the mat now,

but my left boob has come off the mat

and in one of the groups

my nipple had sort of gone through that.

I don't want to say shade the nipple

but it had grazed the nipple.

Okay, you know, I'm not picturing this.

The story that you're telling.

It was a great day though.

It helped.

Yeah.

You've got cups of that.

Yeah, yeah.

Lovely.

Yeah, yeah.

Did you, the guy that undid the thing?

Yeah.

Really?

Undid way more.

Really?

Well, well, well.

Yeah.

Good time, sir.

So anyway.

Back on track.

Um, incredibly.

You've been on a hydro side and it's gone tits up.

We're talking water slide injuries.

Chris, you love your water slides.

The best things ever.

You have found us.

It's going to be a bounce back to see this.

Uh, horrific speaking of water slides in the kid.

Yeah.

This is a, this is a halting for life.

Absolutely.

Snake.

To 3520.

A kid going down a water slide on a tube.

Uh, and there's just a massive snake.

If I say it's a pie, I'm like,

Well, a couple of meters long.

Yeah.

Scary.

And good bit of girth on it as well.

Like it is, it is no little backyard snake.

So it appears to be a slide right.

Yeah.

And it's complex where they pump the water

and as soon as you're about to go on it.

So the water comes behind you.

So for the rest of the time, it looks stationary dry.

Yeah.

They make sense.

Yeah.

They want to give us a momentum.

Because so the snake has just been sitting there.

Yeah.

So they have the footage of the kid taking off in the first place.

And then the other footage is the other parent in the water

waiting for him to come out down the bottom.

And he's just got this tenorified face

coming screaming out of the water.

Which they think is just fear.

Yeah.

Uh, uh, uh.

He's tangled in a python.

Yeah.

It's literally, he's like he's playing a game of twister with this thing.

What's going down the slide?

Man, it made me laugh.

Yeah, yeah.

It made me laugh.

Tail to green circle.

It's pretty good.

I would.

Snape.

Three, five, two, zero.

Yeah.

There's a couple here about water slide injuries there.

Creatures.

Yeah.

Dylan Robinson.

Similar to you, Mal.

Yeah.

Rip Nipple.

Going down a speed slide back in the day.

Uh, someone has Isaac went to a water park in Aussie.

Must not have been put together properly

because the joints skinned my back on the shoulder blades

to the point of blood.

And Mike has said knocked out.

Ten stitches from diving headfirst into the slide sign

that says, watch your head.

Amazing, brilliant.

Thanks for your calls and your text.

The one on the bit on the side of the husband was worth.

That's bad.

Oh.

Are you dead at a bit on the side?

Sometimes he played up.

Oh, bloody hell.

Don't let him get on the brown spur.

He doesn't know he plays up.

The Morning Rumble podcast.

Led Zeppelin, what a song.

Rock and roll.

It's the Morning Rumble.

Jennifer Saloyte, 30, great song,

and you see by saying, Bryce actually just in that song, obviously,

Fufvars who are performing tomorrow in Tasmania

Yeah.

Uh, of all places.

Lanceston of all places.

Tasmania tomorrow.

Uh, you saw Fufvars with yimiepage

and jonple Jones do that song at Wembley Stadium.

Yeah.

2008.

Wow.

2008.

23s, Yeah.

Oh, I believe it was wild,

So you've already seen a man Wembley,

which was obviously bucket list.

Of course.

And then the like, oh, we want to bring out some friends,

and their friends were half a Led Zeppelin,

and I was just like, oh, this is ridiculous.

And Dave jumped on drums and Taylor sung that,

and then Taylor went back to drums,

and then Dave come off,

and they sang a different Led Zeppelin song,

so it ramble on it.

Unbelievable.

That is unbelievable.

But yeah, it was crazy to see life.

So was that, did they just do one Wembley,

or did they do a couple, or two?

They did two nice Wembley,

but only I think, only one night.

Yeah, and I got the night.

So you got the lucky night where Led Zeppelin came on,

well, Dave Grohl, while you see me,

this video actually brought us into view here,

which we'll play a bit of it, actually Dave,

and Lars from Metallica,

having a bit of a chat about private planes.

Have a listen.

Remember when I came and interviewed you

for the, for the, you guys were releasing a Metallica record,

and me and Taylor flew up to your studio,

and I interviewed you so much fun, dude.

That was a great interview.

But so, so you guys sent your plane down to pick us up, right?

So that now we've got a plane.

So after, you know, we're drinking wine,

and we're starting to get a little loaded.

But I had to get home, like, to my wife and kids and shit.

And you were like, you go, let's go to Vegas.

And I'm like, like, what do you mean?

You're like, you got the plane, right?

I'm like, yeah, it's your plane.

You're like, I know, let's go to Vegas.

I'm like, dude, we can't go to Vegas.

And you go, we can do whatever we want.

I was like, oh, yeah, we can't, man.

Then I went straight home.

No, but it's, you know, we can do whatever we want.

We go up to the cockpit, and you'd see, you know,

like, nine beers into your, you know what?

Let's just redirect this plane to Vegas

rather than to the next city.

Could you do that?

Yeah, you can do whatever you want.

That's what happens in Vegas.

That's the dream, isn't it?

Dave Grohl, Lars from Metallica.

Private plane chat, amazing.

It was a good chat between the stepbrothers.

Yeah, it was a good chat between the stepbrothers.

It was Lars that used his private plane

and stuff to transport the datums around.

He did too, that's right, didn't he?

Why is that great story when they were massive fans

of the datums when that first album came out?

That's right.

Yeah, had them play some shows

and they were flying them around on their plane.

And the datums, like, from Cambridge to Metallica,

it's private plane, unreal.

Right, so, right.

Didn't last say they'd try to take their seatbouts off

when the plane took off and try and see if you could

keep on standing up in the plane.

It's a tookoff.

That's what you can do, that's what you can do.

You can do anything.

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