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Huge day yesterday on the show producer much really came to the party

We had this story didn't we Bryson you you know you love playing golf and these guys on e-bikes

Yeah, Sydney we're ripping up golf course. Yeah, right?

And the news couldn't even report the what they say down the golf course and

And and I it's something you know what that means

I've got a classic C in B. Yeah, and I was torn because I love my golf and I love the word the green keepers put in

And but then I also love a gag of a classic C in B of course not the place for it

No, the golf course

Yeah, I mean do it on your mates faithful

Go keep it respectable. Yeah, because you there's a guy called me van who I know you know as well as a good friend of yours

Yeah, I know as well. Yeah, sorry

Yeah, yeah, that's not just you

He was always the one wasn't he that you'd always target for a bright and vivid C in B

Well, I wouldn't use those words

It's always one though because chicks don't do this kind of thing

You know, it's a golfers? No, we're not

Imagine of girls. You're not real flat on each other. Oh my mouth. Well, I mean, I'd fall there

Sorry, sorry, you're right. Just talk to Bryce

There's always one guy's and then I get it

The weakling just on that though. Imagine if girls did do that

Waking up on flat

Oh, yeah

Look at Brony

Come around

Yeah, so it's a classic and not only did people do it on each other, but obviously yeah

There was school fields last day at school workplaces. Yeah, random places you've gone that you'd go on and you'd open the door

And you'd find someone had done one and you like oh nice

You remember like in the back in the day John day

Was an incredibly gifted artist when he had draw C in B's on any kind of surface. Yeah, especially when we used to have newspapers delivered

Yeah, he would artfully

Tastelessly put a C in B into a into a photo. Yeah, I was just so good

He's one of the great. He's good. He's a perfect pain us. Yeah, he really is a gift

I mean, we're sorry roger. Just quickly. Judd epitel. Yes

Yes, the great obviously producer and director and stuff like that. Yeah, and he had done super bad

That's right the movie and there's that scene where the kids drawing them all and we talked to him about that exact scene

We'll find some of that but so there's a long history of C in B. We bring in much

What was your idea yesterday morning? Oh?

I wanted to curate a whole of fame of C in B some of the best C in B's

You've left you've found around the country bed on a field on the back of a work then Hayden

Centinus has sent us an a ripper of C in B in the dust on the back window of a work

Amy there's a great one moan into a lawn that she's sent us in

Apparently it was the lawn six months before the wedding

Where the you can walk up you can walk up the shaft and then get married at the

Exactly exactly

Yeah, some real art some big C in B's left on the roofs of buildings as well

Any of these send them in to the morning Rumble Instagram the Facebook page

I'll put a post up on the morning Rumble Instagram story if you want to see some of these early contenders now

Can I just say we're not condoning doing it now for us?

Just if it's happened previously

See the most examples

We're not saying you're not saying vandalized the Roger brush. Oh, Malsie

Don't do it

It sounds like we're going to be a bit of a pussy

We're talking we're talking

We're talking season b's not pussy

Great stuff much

I have some stiff competition

Morning Rumble Instagram story

Can't shake them out great stuff indeed

Oh, they're tank cups again

Eating on me oh a succulent Chinese meal

Everyone knows they love it. Oh, it had with me jogs up

Way up to Australia

Oh, the lucky country

Delivered again Connor Melner's us guys name he's gone everywhere was born in New Zealand lives in Australia

champion

He's an absolute champ a witness to brawl outside his house

Made the news a reporter's dream that's guy. It wouldn't even made the news if it wasn't for him

Yeah, a walking sound bite. You're right. They were calling them have a listen. Yeah, it's her image. I don't know what's going on

Yeah, I was just relaxing. I was just trying to watch a movie, you know

Had a couple glasses of wine and then I used to be yelling and stuff and they start running down here with rocks and bats

0.5 outside my

I just said shadow looks like it's

But we're actually fighting they're just like shadow boxing and marching towards each other

Make sure the neighbors are all right because they're who do yelling and she got hit with a rock apparently

So it was pretty average it. I don't know why she's getting hit with a rock and she's just relaxing

Please rock around. There's only one policeman in there like 30 of them running around

So I was a bit like it's not going to work. I didn't expect it because obviously I was relaxing

That's just much going on

I don't know it's like dude. Yeah, what the heck's going on there?

I don't know it's like a war

It's felt like I was in a war which just relax mate

But

Everyone just we're gonna show it. Yeah, there's no need for this drama

He's just so right. I love him. We need more reporters like that. We also need more people like that guy

Yeah, just be like to see around these just relax a little bit. Yeah, I'm down. He's is your shadow boxing as well

He's showing a reporter only one for a while

Any of your 30 of them running around. It's like what's going on here? I won't tell you to do

But I think he got out try chasing one the other so I know it's a bit of a scuffle

scuffle

In the

I like it a scuffle

Gathas text in the sea does sound like much a little. Yeah

This is very very much like isn't it much? I didn't think that was Daniel back

I just I just give you a radio tip no one knows no one knows who Daniel

Danny you've got to start with the intro

Daniel is like mouse or rots

Daniel will be listening

Nothing is good at radio as if we're talking to one person

All right scuffle

What a thing what a thing to be eyewitness to this guy and I did a rock phone text in three fun two zero

What have you been an eyewitness to

Roger just you would have something

I know what you're thinking

I don't know what I'm thinking

But I talk about what you are eyewitness to that is true brisket

And I know you to we want to know what you tease the

But the horrific boxing day tsunami. Yes, 100,000 people lost the

Yes, I've got we've got a guy who was there. Yeah. Yeah, let's play him. Okay

And just but I just want to foreshadow that by saying yeah

We've found something that couldn't be further away from this

Yeah, I witnessed a count

Both harrowing harrowing so this this man gave us a call and how he survived

Incredible what he had white or why he survived the severless

I've got my honey moon at the time on boxing day when this tsunami came through

We were heading to the beach just about the head to the beach

But I left my cigarettes up in the room so we'd be back up to the room

We're on the second floor and rolled a cigarette and literally just as I let it

I thought a bomb had gone off but it was the wave hitting all the front shots and it came through underneath us

Through the first floor there's a whole bunch of people running towards them in the wave came through

We were there for quite a while

We're not getting evacuated up we slip in the halls for the night and then evacuated to Bangkok

When we got to back to New Zealand the new idea that a spread on it and the heading of it was smoking say blive

So hell of a call isn't it as he went back to get a ciggy

It's the height the only reason he survived it

So that's what he was eyewitness too amazing like it's a cool end for her

It's a cool end it really is and you'd found something bris

What you eyewitness too Roger and it shaped you yeah, and it answers so many questions about you

Oh, is this the birds and the bees chat

This is what I was I went roach quarters

How I got told about the birds and the bees

I get sat down about the birds and the bees 11 or 12 and I had actually sort of caught my parents doing it

When uh

When I when I was having bad dreams and walked walked in on them

I think it may have been a

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Imagine catching appearance ACG

Yeah, that's a it's a hell of a memory brace. What eyes I witnessed too

And that couldn't talk

Though in Conor Mell this guy was born in New Zealand now lived in Australia witnessed a fighter brawl outside his house

And the other guy was going

And then but no punches, so I'm just doing that

He's everywhere at the moment

So eyewitnesses too the boxing day tsunami this this man

He phoned us a few years ago. We're back to get a ciggy's the tsunami hurts. I witnessed my parents doing it in bed

Which we yeah, which really threw me yeah, I had to play a song, but we even though they were like the old version of six seven

They were six now

Mals you've been witnessed a some incredible sporting life of me. Yeah, I mean like we all have different ways

But how many you like how many Olympics have you been to?

Five five Olympics are you so like you say in bulk for example? Yeah, you say in bulk

Yeah, in Rio in 2016

Interviewed Nadia stop chock who looks like me to beat Valerie Adams in the London shopper but was later exposed as a drugs cheat

Valerie rightly got a gold medal

2015 you were

Yes

Barrett go Bodie go bow in the rugby will cut final watch Dan Carter kick a conversion with his right foot that's right final

Yeah, it's been a lot of yeah, a lot of big events one of my favorites was the 2015

Cricket World Cup. I was there the stands when Jav hit that six. That was awesome one of the wildest feelings ever

Being at that it was elation. You know all these sorts of things out ring any bells with you producer much

Well, I was just thinking about

It must have been it would have been around why tonguey we came when I was working at Subway

In Ashburden and Ashburden. Yeah, so back in the day and this guy came in to work

Yeah, he sort of took it like a challenge you wanted to try get every kind of meat on the sub that he could like a meat sub

Yeah, so it was like three people check it and Terry Arkey and Ham and yeah, how many meats are there?

Oh, there's quite a few. Yeah, it was a big sub. Yeah

Oh, that blew my mind

History and did he eat in store? Oh, no, he took it out with it

He didn't even see him

It wasn't what you I wouldn't see that just what you made

So you didn't even see him? No, I wouldn't have slight the making of it. What bread was it?

I don't know. Maybe a rolled rye. I think

No, I would have been honey. Oh back then

Thanks much

Amazing, we're sticking with Australia and express this guy witnessed the brawl

As in Mel's news we head to Western Australia. It's a beach mirror. Well, I don't know if I can top much as cool story

I'm gonna give it a go

See everything's to the back

Is a side up is

Rumble podcast

This is amazing maels thanks for this send this to me last night and credit to helred because I'm reading from the article right

But this is amazing 13-year-old boy has been hailed here

Now I had this in the news too, after swimming for four hours,

through open ocean sauce, 13 years old,

it's not forget guys, in fading light to help find help

for his family who've been swept up sea.

So the teen and his family were in this coastal

Western Australian town when it occurred.

Strong winds had forced the teen and his 47-year-old mother,

12-year-old brother, and eight-year-old sister.

They were adrift, they'd gone adrift

while they were kayaking and paddleboarding.

So leaving his family behind, because obviously they were

younger once, he has like, I guess the man of the family

at that point, and the routine in that situation,

was like, mum, you stay with them, I'm off.

The teen attempted to return to shore,

but his inflatable kayak became flooded

in the rough conditions.

So he then swam for more than four hours,

before reaching land and alerting rescuers to the emergency.

So the water police, and then rescue volunteers,

and a rescue helicopter joined in the search.

They were obviously able to find the mum and the siblings

who were found clinging to an inflatable paddleboard,

a 14-kilometres offshore at teen at 8.30 at night.

He, the kid swam, 13-year-old boy swam

for the first two hours with his life jacket on,

thinking that was the better option,

but then described obviously that it was hard to swim in that.

So he ditched it, took it off.

As if it's been labelled as beyond superhuman.

Say, yeah, he realised he couldn't, so he ditched it.

The police are just saying that it's absolutely incredible.

The teen's accurate description of the colour

of the watercraft helped the rescuers locate

the stranded family within an hour.

What a legend.

Absolute legend.

This story is just going to get bigger and bigger.

It's thrilling while.

Now, Miles, I mean, you're son Cooper,

he's 12, he was in here last week.

I mean, this is like nearly like him swimming for four hours

to save you, for example.

What do you do that?

Well, I'd be on a paddleboard.

No, I wouldn't be there.

It'd be my wife with the kids.

Where are you?

At work.

Like they're out paddleboarding in Cooper

and like Miller and Emmer are on the paddleboard, yeah.

I'm not picking up.

In Cooper's swimming.

Yeah, two hours later.

Yeah, two hours, Rick and Cooper had attempted it.

He'd give it a good, good, hard shot, but that's four hours.

That's exhausting.

And say that there's been shark sightings

in those waters.

So that's truly wild.

Western Australia.

But with the ocean swells and everything at that time of night,

the grit ticket going for four hours.

Can't teach that sort of grit.

See, that's in your, it's not.

What a hero.

What a hero that kid is.

Amazing story, Bryce.

And you'll hear more on this throughout the day.

No doubt about that.

Have you saved the family members' life?

Someone has here.

Kobe joins us.

Kobe, good morning.

Get out of here, young.

Yeah, good.

How old were you in this happened?

Um, I was four, four years old, um,

and my six-year-old brother and cousin, uh, saved my life.

I fell into an effluent pond on a dairy farm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

For those, uh, bloody townies.

You don't know.

Talk us through an effluent pond.

So when, uh, cow does duty on a, on a dairy pad when it's being milked,

um, it gets washed off and into a,

a catchment pond to then sit there so we don't leak it all into the ground,

so all passing, uh, regulation.

And also never really.

They're just there.

We had one there.

There's no fences or anything around them.

Uh, yeah, probably back at, yeah, on 24 now.

So back then, regulations weren't as strict as ours.

They definitely have their fences around them now.

Not when their, uh, things have changed.

Right.

Maybe it's a little Story, sorry, I'm sorry, Koby.

Sorry, Koby.

So you as a four-year-old, you've, uh, you've what you've climbed up over this fence.

What's happened?

Yeah, so, it's a bit of a mischief kit, um, uh, and, uh.

Yeah, I was exploring and selling to the spawns.

Oh,�,soon.

Um, my brother and cousin held, uh, caught me and, uh, held onto me for about two hours.

Oh my gosh.

until a digger driver walking past notice us and came over and pulled us out.

So you know a six-year-old had on to a four-year-old for that long,

that nothing on my own kids like Rubin being four and Tussin being eight,

they haven't a hold on to Rubin for a few hours.

I'm dare I ask where were Mum and Dad working?

Working, yeah, yeah, they were working, yeah, and we were just being

mischief kids just walking around the farm.

That's farming, that is farming, that is farming.

Do you remember it at four?

No, no I don't, no.

Do we get told the story to the day?

My brother remembers it, but yeah, I don't really.

Wow. They must have got some treats doing that sort of saving.

Or did they? Or they were just another down the farm?

Yeah, it's just another day and yeah, they they're

knowing me now, they probably almost would have left me there.

That's farming. That is farming.

Incredible. That was amazing, man.

Thank you so much for your call.

Great. No, thank you God.

Hey, no worries at all.

They're coming through, saving a family member.

Roger, what are the regulations that they need to get rid of on the farm, man?

I just remember our one, there was no fence or anything around our

output on, but things have improved, safety wise obviously.

Hey, talk it out.

Now, saving a family member's life, this one here,

Miles, my goodness. You could relate to this one here, Bryce, with a baby born

at, well, 24 weeks this one. Yeah, at home in the middle of the night,

she was 805 grams, too small to breathe on her own, she's a text.

So I breathed for her for 16 minutes, CPR,

until the ambulance turned up. She's eight now, no problems at all.

I love him. Because that was Ruben, your youngest, he was born at 28.

28 weeks. 28 weeks and like a kilo.

Oh, wow. Yeah, not much more than a kilo.

It's 800 grams. That's absolutely wild.

News and support next there at nine now.

And two men in court today after targeting a construction site in Auckland overnight.

And a guy in the States has balanced a ladder on his chin for a certain amount of time

to gain a Guinness World Record. Excellent. But do it tomorrow.

NASA is returning to the moon.

Artemis, two mission. It's scheduled to go 5-8.

They're not landing on the moon for astronauts. So they're not going to the moon?

They're going around the moon, apparently. They're going around it.

Yeah. Just to clarify.

Yeah, just to clarify. So it's going to be big news in the next few days.

They're on their way back around the moon and back again.

So. Oh, that's it.

So this is for us. I hate it. Yeah, I'm with Bryce.

Yeah, I'm intrigued. They're making a song dance about for the first time in

40 or 50 years or something. Yeah, 50 years.

Yeah, they're going back to the moon and then but you're not.

No, they're not. You just you just going on a machine.

Going around it like. Yeah.

Yeah, you'd have to ask. Did they land on?

So now I'm back. I'm back with Roger.

So we've played this going before.

It's named Brian Cox. He's an English physicist.

He's a genius. He's coming to New Zealand in June for a speaking tour.

Now, this is going to blow your mind.

The speed that Earth moves through the universe.

Okay, have a listen. Speaking of the speed you're doing right now.

Right now. In fact, if you pull it, it'll actually not just play.

You have a listen right now.

Earth is moving far faster than most people can imagine.

Even though you feel completely still,

the planet is spinning at about 1,670 kilometers per hour at the equator.

At the same time, Earth is orbiting the Sun at nearly 107,000 kilometers per hour.

But that's only the beginning.

Our entire solar system is racing around the center of the Milky Way

at roughly 828,000 kilometers per hour.

And the Milky Way itself is moving through the universe

that millions of kilometers per hour.

The space continues to expand.

All of this motion happens without us feeling anything.

Because everything around us, the air, the oceans,

even our bodies is moving together at the same speed.

So when you think you're standing still,

you're actually traveling through space faster than a rocket

carried silently by a planet that never stops moving

through a universe that is always in motion.

I think creatures moving faster than all of us.

But how does he know we can?

How do they know that?

And I can't find my keys.

Well, he also knows this about aliens, have a listen.

If aliens from far away looked at Earth right now,

would they see dinosaurs?

The answer is disturbing.

Yes, some of them absolutely would.

Because space doesn't show reality.

It shows history.

Light takes time to travel.

So every telescope is a time machine.

If an alien civilization is 65 million light years away,

their view of Earth is delayed by 65 million years.

They wouldn't see cities.

They wouldn't see satellites.

They wouldn't see us.

They'd see a green planet ruled by monsters.

Tyrannosaurus walking,

triceratops grazing.

No humans anywhere.

Go farther out.

One billion light years away.

Earth doesn't even exist yet.

And somewhere closer, maybe 5,000 light years away,

they're watching the pyramids being built.

Somewhere else, Rome is falling.

Somewhere else, you haven't been born.

The universe isn't synchronized.

There is no now.

Every civilization sees a different version of Earth

depending on how far away they are.

So the scariest thought isn't aliens watching us.

It's that most of them are watching a planet

where humans never existed at all.

Anyway,

it's on your case.

Oh, he's got him.

Oh, he's got him.

Found me, keys.

Sprung cocks.

These are more.

Moles is your mum's whole past.

You can't.

What's a better year?

I'll tell you mum, what's up?

The Morning Rumble podcast.

Produced a Creech.

You had this idea.

We were watching, of course, on Netflix.

Alex Honnell, who is a climber.

And he climbed the tallest tower in Taiwan.

Taipei 101, it was called.

508 meters.

Live on Netflix, Miles.

He was saying there was a 10 second delay.

There was apparently four obvious reasons

if anything tragically happened to him.

They could cut away.

But man, we couldn't, we couldn't avert our eyes yesterday.

Oh, well, Creech, you had this idea.

How can we get Roger up?

Hey, can Roger get up?

Oh, hell far up.

Let's get him, let's get him to Clip and Climb.

Let's get him to the highest peak on the rock climbing wall.

Who wants to see that?

Let us know.

What's the highest peak?

Do you fan of heights?

Creech at all or...

To be honest, I mean, you're quite often high.

Yeah, I'm pretty keen.

Well, Creech, you made it happen.

We went to Clip and Climb Dominion Road, Auckland yesterday.

You can actually see the video already.

Yep, you can text Climb.

C-L-I-M-B to 3520.

And you can see why I'm just going to keep the heights to the weekends.

Inspired by Alex Honnell,

free Climb, the tallest Tarantay one, 508 metres.

We yesterday, myself and producer Creech,

we went to Clip and Climb on Dominion Road.

Alex Honnell has made history again.

After watching Alex Honnell free solo climb, the Taipei Tower.

He's done it.

Creech us.

How can we get Roger up?

Hey, so we took Roger to Clip and Climb to find out,

can we get Roger up?

Here we are, Clip and Climb Dominion Road water places.

Miles Rodge, Hanna, stop next to you.

Early impressions.

The golden for the large harness for those large testicles.

But I imagine now, though, you're going to need those large testes

to really conquer your fear of these heights.

I know, thanks guys for some here.

Join by a Creech dressed as Spider-Man,

so straight away I'm thinking he's going to be better than me.

We're going to go up the easiest climb apparently.

It's nine metres.

There's two walls exactly the same as the Creech,

and I'm going to have a race.

Then we're going to come back and do a harder one.

So I think it's about 10 metres high.

Obviously, we know that you've already been really high, Creech.

What about your climbing skills,

so how do you rate yourself before we get into this?

I'm just going to picture MJ, is it the top there?

Michael Jackson.

No, sorry, Mary Jane, Spider-Man, Spider-Man's lover.

And I'm going to climb as fast as I can and get up, then.

Roger, are you feeling about getting it up?

Yeah, look, I've been over 10 years since I've gotten it up.

It's up a walk.

It's also something that you were in a harness without a gag ball.

Let's just go, shall we?

You're about to have a go at this first effort, Rich.

I just tried to get up about a metre brison.

It's very slippery and not as easy as I've been told.

It's not slippery, mate. No one's done anything to it.

Oh, it's not a ditty wall.

30 seconds, they reckon it's good.

I don't think I'll get it in 30.

Good luck.

30 seconds is good, fellas.

Three, two, one.

Away you go, fellas.

Rich is like walking up a ladder, fast,

not too bad.

Rich surprisingly fast, great nimble.

Roger, bones look tight.

Spider-Man's length and height is an absolute advantage.

He's done it.

Oh, this is terrifying now.

I'm back here and he was making sure I've dropped my feet.

Oh, I don't know how I want to do that.

I'm going to climb back now.

Oh my god, I'm terrified.

Roger's come back down faster.

Holy shit, I'm actually so scared.

Roger's the winner.

How you feeling, man?

Oh my god.

Yes, terrifying.

Brass didn't really want to let go,

but I think I got up there quicker than 30, didn't I?

Spider-Man, what a shit Spider-Man.

He's still on his way down.

You know, here I go.

I don't let go.

Go.

He's fast up, but he's so slow down.

Well, I think Roger's a bit no, was there a official time?

I didn't hit stop on it.

That's not funny, Rich.

That's, Rich.

It's one of them on the next one.

No, we'll climb, we'll go on that, don't we?

Where are they?

What's on the, on the video?

Oh, that one fury ate right.

It was victorious in it.

He did well.

It looked to be clearly less than 30 seconds.

Yeah, no, no official ring.

No, there would be on the video.

Round two, Nick.

Alex Hanob has been history again.

After watching Alex Hanob free solo climb the Taipei Tower,

he's done it.

Creach us.

How can we get Roger up?

So we took Roger to Clip and Clon to find out,

can we get Roger up?

Radio, here we are back at Clip and Clon for Minion Road.

Thanks very much, having us.

So, Roger, I think you were victorious in the warm-up,

the light tower, just over 10 meters.

30 seconds is roughly good,

and Mitch unfortunately didn't take the time.

But now, another challenge,

you vs. Creach as Spider-Man,

going to be looking at each other face to face.

It's a double-sided wall per specs,

I can see Creach,

so we can see how fast we're going up 10 meters.

It looks like a slightly more difficult type of climb as well.

So, what would be a good sort of time to get up this wall,

do you think, roughly?

A minute.

We've been given a time of minute.

Oh, man.

Spider-Man, how you feeling?

Well, this is going to be a bit harder,

because I've got Roger's mug on the other side,

absolutely putting me off.

Good luck, man.

It's three, two, one.

Go.

Oh, look, good.

Creach off to us.

Oh, Creach is speed.

Good speed from Roger.

And Creach has to regather himself.

Now, he's found the footholes,

and it's just that coordination between looking at your hands

and looking at your feet.

Creach's foot flew off there for a second.

Roger has the lead by the looks of it.

Come on, Roger.

Come on, big dog.

Creach has that long limb body,

Roger all power and a compact unit.

And now Creach has started to get half a body length,

the head of a body.

This is scary up here.

This is the highest he's ever been.

Everything's getting smaller up here.

Roger, you've got this, buddy.

Dig in, dog.

He's having some face to face.

I think they're about eight of the team meters in a pint now.

Oh, my gosh, guys.

I'm so scared.

How you going, Roger?

Oh, God.

Oh, this is good.

Good.

Roger might take victory here.

Go, Roger.

As he marches towards the top at eight.

Go, Roger.

The big dog.

Oh, done it.

Oh, I didn't.

He's there.

Roger's done it.

He's done it.

Oh, I'm famous victory for the big dog.

Well done, mate.

Hello.

It's Roger.

Hello.

102.

It's Roger.

It's Roger.

And I'm hairy.

You're supposed to be all right.

Oh, no.

Sorry, man.

It still was a memory.

It had to be a minute.

Oh, you pulled my tweezer.

Oh, we can ask one of the greatest things I've ever done.

What about your wife and kids this time here?

No, there's way better.

I can't believe I did that.

I'm so scared of her.

No, only did you do it, you nailed it.

Yeah, man, there's something real.

Is that an erection?

Yep.

Oh, sorry, right up there.

Oh, no.

Spider-Man, what happened?

Oh, it's this bloody helmet and GoPro.

Rick and I.

Thanks, guys.

I just saw one of the star members here at Kippincwine

legions looking after us.

Your name.

It's time for us to go.

It's time to go.

Yeah.

It's time to go.

Great work, Roger, mate.

Roger, Roger.

Yeah, Roger.

Fantastic in the harness.

Thanks, mate.

Thanks, mate.

Thanks, Mel.

I'm so sorry.

I thought you were really good over there.

You're strong cars.

You're strong cars and bugs.

Yeah, no, thank you.

Yeah, no, 10 metres up.

Yeah, no.

Little Tosh.

Great little Tosh.

Tex Cots being there.

You're spanker.

You're spanker.

I'm sorry.

Poor body workout.

So you did go.

You certainly was.

Well, you're right, Bryce.

You're texting clients 3520.

Now, we were going to go.

Yes, we were.

But then Spider-Man had other ideas, didn't he?

And we'll get to it next.

What is what on earth?

What is going on here?

What on earth is going on here?

Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, the hell oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Shit.

Oh, my gosh.

Honestly, genuinely, you have never laughed so hard.

I didn't work.

We can't wait for this.

What was produced?

We're creating something we've found out next.

Now, Creech, we took each other on.

You can see this video.

It textin' climb 3520.

I thought you both did fantastic to be honest, a lot of people hate heights have a lot to say

and then also the strengths that it requires to get there a bit of pace I thought you both did

ripping jobs. Yeah well done thanks guys. But I don't like heights

creatures but you you're not a fan of heights either. No and sometimes I feel like I don't realize I

hate heights until you're up there. You know what I mean? Like when we're up there and everything

looks so much smaller down below you just start to envision you know splash. You seem like a

confident guy. Yeah yeah I feel like I am until what about like flying and stuff. I used to be so

scared of flying to the point that if I listened to a song that had the word down in it I would change

the song. No that's how scared I used to be flying but now I'm all good. How did you become all

good with that because that couldn't just haunt people forever. I mean this German guy in a plane

called Felix and he just said to me, Creech, just don't worry. That's all I told. I said

Felix my man. Well we could have climbed the rock wall and gone home but Creech you

decided to do something yesterday after called stairway to heaven so you can just you can actually

see this Morning Rumble Instagram story you put it up right. A series of holes that are not very

wide at all almost look like sort of tree trunks, tree trunks. I wanted redemption because I feel

as though the races were rigged and and Raj, Raj beat me in both of them somehow and so I wanted

to show you all that I could do it at clip and clip. These tree trunks go in like a sort of a

winding circle but as each of them and varying and height you've got a step from one to the other

as they get higher they get shaker and shaker and the distance between each pole gets higher.

So you've really only got room to step with one foot to the other. You've got obviously nothing

holding you nothing it really helped you you were harnessed. It looked dreadful and then you got

there was one to go and we were already surprised you'd got that high but it was the hardest of the

steps because it was the most shaky it was the highest for you to go and it was at that point

the crutch went into his own world. Oh I can't I can't. I love you so much.

And that was just before well morning rumble instagram story you're about nine meters high

and the instructors they've been there for years they've never seen anything like it crutch.

Yeah I just wish I chose a cooler song. You did it. You did it. I don't know what that is.

That's pink. I think you did some opera. That was the opera you were singing.

Well that was the one from Step Brothers. I haven't had the song that he sings at the end of it.

Yes. And the Catalina wine mix.

The Catalina wine mix. You want to see it at some believable morning rumble

Instagram story. A creed shit clip and climb. The other that video is going to be out later

on today as well. Unbelievable. The way I fall it might might be the least graceful thing

you'll ever see. Because there's only one way down I wasn't going to climb down you know you

got to jump and yeah I think that's why I started singing pink trust for. But no it was very

very unallocant. Wrap it up. That was yesterday. Nailed it Barry.

Yeah. It's what you're watching. It's the grim stuff you're watching.

The Morning Rumble podcast. Man's finger we talked about I mean just last week we talked about

water slide injuries. Yeah look the story the story was like we were just like a day late and

the unfortunate thing is like God we do finger injuries a lot and it's the same old tired avenue

we go down yeah but it's a combination of like water slide injuries which we just did last week

as you said and then this this injury where the the finger is severed and then it's reattached

and we can't ignore it. No we can't we can't we do we we have to do it. We have to do it don't we

so man's man's finger ripped off after his ring became caught on the hydroslide popular public

pools in Auckland so he got his ring caught attempting to swing into the slide yeah at the

Mount Albert Aquatic Center a classic man over it is December 27 last year so that and that's

how the finger was severed but our surgeons could reattach it so they put it back.

Did he have to wait at the bottom for it to come down? That's exactly what I'm wondering what

of you know I thought was that hanging by a three completely severed yeah these are the

questions that we don't know it's unbelievable Rod City would have so much to do yeah he has to

wait at the bottom he knew yeah um creature because water slides are your favorite thing

you see the world the greatest thing ever have you ever had a bad day on a water slide

well that guy did yeah well yeah I bet you he's still at a great day

well I bet I bet he's like a roachback there's only two places I'd want to lose a finger

and that's one of them the other one I'm not going to say on the end good he's loving

literally narrowed it down you love water slides and we did talk about water slide injuries

last week I injured my little finger on one a couple of weeks ago um what about yourself

ever ever injured yourself of course not no one on those things it's still quite bundle of joy

the only thing that I did I get injured when I'm at a hydropark is my heart when I have to leave

yeah you do good like it's so sad no right stay open for me you sell out my six right you are I'm not leaving

the bottom of your little finger David you're in the rod still quite small isn't it just going to

swallow you I think I think he just has over white fingers I'm just trying to show you things hey

little fat fingers little chowed little chowed fingers yeah you've got chingers chowed fingers

yes I think it's no so you'll be waiting the man

to leave the tough now he's like Oh Jay no way you can get us and nothing wrong there's

nothing wrong with my fingers no no no no they're not the normal I'm out of my sight

and you actually can you start wearing gloves I don't want to see them especially on that one

Have you guys ever had anything reattached?

Not me.

Because I know we've done finger injuries

and we've done war sites, right?

But we have to address this.

But have we ever looked at actually had anything reattached?

It's being sliced off, like this guy on the water slide

reattached.

I like to rock though, textin' three, five, two, zero.

Your mum actually mell next.

Yeah, not me.

I mean, you're out of wine.

And don't point it with that finger.

Your mum.

You're out of wine with that, man.

You're your chingers.

Well, your mum.

Thanks.

Thomas, good morning.

Good morning.

How are we?

Very well.

Thomas, so you're lost.

How many fingers?

So I lost my index finger and middle finger on the left hand.

What were you doing?

So I had a bit of a workplace accident

doing some maintenance on a butterfly valve.

And what are those for those who don't know?

For me.

So if you picture a throttle water on a car,

it's pretty much just the middle disc inside of pipe

that stops things from going past.

OK.

And you got your fingers in there?

Yeah, well, they're operated.

And they were supposed to be locked out.

And unfortunately for me, it wasn't.

So I'm in there, given this thing a clean.

And I hear the air at try.

And with all 30 bar of fresh air,

my little fingers are in there.

Oh, Thomas.

Gosh.

And is it like clean off, minced, or reattached?

What happened?

So they sort of minced that the first knuckle.

They weren't completely off.

They're a bit of skin and bits of meat holding it on.

Other than that, they reattached it.

I went to, they put a couple of little pins

through the bones to hold them together.

Yeah.

So now I've got some what my mates and brothers

call Lady Fingers, because they're quite skinny and petite looking.

No.

And not like Roger's chingers.

No, not like Joe's chubby fingers.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

Yeah.

I like it.

It's really worth it.

It's really worth it.

It's really worth it.

Now like they you know, you can kind of fish the end.

I like it.

Um, so they, I have like, I think like 50% of grip strength

in that hand, but the knuckle rod at the end obviously

doesn't bend because all the bones are few.

So yeah, they thought it was just bending the middle

on that.

Well Thomas, congratulations.

You've fulfilled the brief.

That's exactly what we wanted.

Great story.

Amazing Thomas.

Thank you.

Thank you, Sam.

Thanks so much, mate.

Oh, thank you.

I might think it's out of that fat eye, the Thomas by the way.

You're out of line with that stuff, right?

Yeah, that tone.

Pointing that thing.

So my mum, when she was a teenager,

she went ice skating and she fell over

and her fingers were all like straight out.

And then this guy comes along

and runs over one of her fingers,

slices it,

and she said it was just dangling by the skin.

She didn't...

I said, what was the pain like?

She goes, I didn't even realise it had happened.

I stood up and my fingers were all like straight out.

I didn't realise it had happened.

I stood up and my finger was just dangling

by a bit of skin,

but they managed to save it, reattach it

and she's got a bit of a scar,

but everything's all good.

Is that how I met your mother?

Is that like...

Is that her dad met her?

Wait a minute.

We're actually contractually obliged to do these kind of injuries

in case you're wondering, geez,

they do free attachment stuff quite a bit.

We have to.

It's in our brief career.

No, not this one.

And then we found this,

also ice skating story mail,

losing fingers, have a listen.

Double date, Carl, when you were 16

it's Valentine's Day, what a day for a double date.

It was pretty cool until my buddy's girlfriend

she fell over and slid with a finger split out

and some person skated over them

and sliced off her pinky finger

just above the knuckle

and the ring finger just blow the nail.

See you, Carl.

What even happened with you girls?

And you guys on the double date.

I'm going to shoot a drag off on an ambulance

and the rest of us went home.

Perfect.

Did they not go with her?

No, never saw her since.

So that's not reattached,

but Miles heaps of text coming through

3-5-2-0. What have you had reattached?

Vaughn has pruning an olive orchard

with my best mate

and he cut my left index finger from the tip.

Knuckle off with loppers.

Oh, bro, those big cubs.

Oh, just knuck like that.

Oh, my God.

He cut it reattached though.

He cut right through the middle of the knuckle joint

and the doctor said he couldn't have cut it

in a better place if he tried.

Thanks for...

I had the end of my ring finger

guillotine between two hockey sticks

and it was reattached.

The surgeon wanted to take a photo

a few weeks later as he thought it was exceptional

to be reattached.

No, never touched that one.

Shopfooter was cutting thin strips

of timber on a table saw

and he tried to push a piece in

that was stuck without using another piece of timber

instead of his hand.

His hand went straight over the blade.

He came running up to our office

with his hand wrapped in a towel,

all four fingers.

They were hanging by a thread.

They managed to keep all the fingers in place

and about 20% mobility in his hand.

He was a man of the hangar.

Silly sausage.

Sliced off my ring and middle fingers

on my right hand between the tip

and first knuckle straight through the nail

had my hand in the hinge of a gate

at primary school.

Got reattached eventually.

I was cutting some timber

with a circular saw.

Skill saw, excuse me

and while holding it the timber

with my left hand, I cut my pinky right

off, sliced through my ring finger

to the point I was hanging by some skin.

Both were minced messes.

They reattached my pinky.

Kind of works.

And my ring finger was fixed up and works almost normal

but both are a little bit bent.

Surgery was six hours and had to use leeches

to get the blood flown in both fingers.

Cheers.

And apparently we're getting photos of this injury

later on today once it gets to work.

We tried to call him, his phone line was no good.

The text reads,

I had my lower leg reattached

and it was cut off through the knee

only hanging on by a piece of skin.

Right.

Good text.

Good segment, right stuff.

Right stuff, New Zealand.

Just back to your showed fingers.

They're not there.

They're not there.

My fingers aren't there.

Your fingers.

That's what saved them.

Oh, when I put them under the lawnmower.

That's what saved them.

You know, if they were normal fingers,

they would have been gone.

Hey.

Just all calcified.

Like the blotty.

The blade just glanced off it.

Rodgers' wedding rings, actually,

could be a necklace.

We talked about this golf course

and something that was ripped up

by e-bikes and these kids

did big C&Bs on the golf course.

Hilarious.

Yeah, you found it hilarious.

The owners of the golf course.

You had a moment of inspiration though.

What did you want to do?

There's nothing better than a well-placed C&B.

I think we can all of that.

So we're trying to compile

a C&B Hall of Fame.

C&Bs you've found around the country.

You've left around the country.

You've drawn painted moan into a lawn.

Fiverred on.

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely.

They have been flooding into the morning

for a few days.

If you want to check out a few of them,

there's an Instagram story right now

of some of the early contenders we've had through.

And as the show's gone on this morning,

a few more have come through as well.

Oh, fantastic.

I've got a personal favorite here

from Leonard who's spelled exactly

like Leonard Skinner as well,

which is awesome.

He's got a well-executed C&B

moan into a front lawn here.

Lovely.

Well, that's fantastic.

Some rippers.

Obviously, I guess we can get to the point

with the Hall of Fame merch

that we could have the podium.

Couldn't we?

With the Winter Olympics about to start,

it's podium time.

But ours will be the Chaudium.

Yeah, the Chaudium.

First, second and third.

So far, some stiff competition.

Brilliant.

Some rippers that have come through.

They're all Instagram story for

the most recent ones that have come through.

Keep those coming. It's going to be amazing.

Come here.

Would you like a double?

Oh, no.

Why did your voice go down so much?

Why does that make sense?

Because it can.

Because I find it can.

The Morning Rumble podcast.

Now, what is magic?

Well, it's a great song.

Great song.

Now, guys, the other day,

you know how you algorithm feed your whole lot of weird stuff.

Usually, it's pretty crook and it ends up

leading to whether it be the crook stories

or things you send on to your friends.

And you hope that they never make public.

Yes, of course.

A lot of those sort of group chats.

I found one bit of actual useful information the other day.

It came about.

And I think it's because I follow these different medical pages.

Oh, yeah.

But it had instant cures to things.

Okay.

If you're getting hiccups, right?

You just, all you gotta do is just raise your arms above your head.

Is that it?

Like a cricket umpire signalling a six.

Now, and I was like,

oh, really?

I was like, whatever.

That's pretty boomer chat.

The thing was, only moments later,

a little Ruben came into the room,

a little foy-rolled.

And he was hiccuping.

And I was like, fantastic.

I was like, put your hands above your head, bro.

And they stopped instantly.

And I was like, it's magic.

Two days later, he came in with hiccups again.

And then he remembered.

And he lifted up his arms in front of me.

Gone.

And it made me think.

Is he on the nose?

Yeah.

He's drinking.

He's drinking.

He's drinking.

He's drinking.

That's why he's got hiccups all the time.

The tricks things that have happened

that have worked for us, the rock audience,

that you're swear by, could be hangover killers.

That would be great.

And then he runs away as goes the classic pie

and blue power item.

And that sort of areas.

But maybe there's, maybe we've learned,

maybe we've adapted, and we've moved on from those times.

There are other killers that we don't know about.

Something else that we can help our community with.

Let us know.

Oh, and I had a rock phone text in 3520.

I imagine, Creech, we can come back to you.

Look, this is one that Mike told me,

because this isn't an issue for me.

But how did last longer?

You want that now or should a better good tea?

Sounds like you don't need a tea.

Yeah, but allegedly trail mix.

A bit of scrogen.

Because that gets you thinking.

And when you're thinking in the sack,

maybe the sack isn't doing a thing.

That's what I thought it was.

It's supposed to eat scrubbing a tree.

Yeah, so have a little packet of trail mix just before you get in bed.

And that'll get your mind sort of going, sort of thinking.

And then actually,

if you think about how many nuts you've had in the past week,

then it's just...

We'll come back.

We can have us each other out in the rock community

of all things that are happening to us that will benefit us.

Things like hangover killers,

as Creech was going into before,

things that can help you last longer.

And we all know what that means.

And the idea was...

Scrogen, that's what Creech was trying to tell us.

It gets you thinking, apparently.

And when you're thinking,

maybe you're not in the moment,

and then you sort of lose yourself.

Now, much what about yourself?

I find that if you were trying to lose a bone...

I'm trying to fool.

No!

You can flick your muscles.

I'm sorry, if you're trying to lose a...

You can flick your muscles.

Yeah, if you've got it like...

Yes.

If you're standing to a teacher.

Yes, you can like throw up a bicep,

or like teensy league.

No, you want an American psycho?

No, but it works like it works.

Can we try it?

Yeah, it makes it go away.

Andy, trick if you're in class

and you need it to go away before you stand up at the front.

Just suddenly,

flicks a league muscle.

And it honestly works.

I swear.

So take the blood away.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're moving the blood to the right part of the body.

If we ever seen match flixing it,

we'll know what's going on underneath the desk.

Malibu ever heard of or seen it?

Have you heard of the Spanish ritual

where you eat 12 grapes under a table

when midnight hits on New Year's Eve?

That is honestly meant to attract love

for the New Year.

So I gave that aside.

Was it Patrick?

I mean, if I find love this year,

we'll be.

We're already into the second month.

You were just alone though, weren't you?

Yeah.

No, I was not.

The sad part of it is that you have to feed your shower

if you're in great.

Where's that extra love?

Obviously, someone said.

All of it said.

It's like so sad.

What about cold and sickness?

Oh, okay.

Bro, you can come down with stuff quite a bit over here.

It's actually hard when it does bris.

Yeah, what should I do?

You're a cyclist, man.

The onion in the sock.

I have heard that.

Yeah, better than what you put in the sock.

Because I've heard onions.

I've heard of onions and I've heard garlic.

Garlic, garlic, garlic necklace.

Yep.

Or just a whole clove of garlic in your nature's pocket.

No, you're trying it?

Are you peeling it?

No, if you do that on the first day of winter.

No colds.

You're shoving a hole?

No, you're peeling it?

I don't know, but I haven't had a cold in three years.

Yeah, your old school remedy.

You're a dude.

Some people do a pinch and a punch.

Is it magic?

Or is it not?

Is it not?

Bryce, the cure for hiccups,

have worked on your son Ruben who's four.

Both arms above your head.

Why is that hurt for you to do that?

Because I'm a rock climbing used to.

Oh, cool.

Ironic acid.

Yeah, that makes sense.

They used to have a hook up cure where they just pull on your tongue.

Yes.

Oh, geez, really?

I've got a wart.

I used to have ingrown warts, the rookas on my...

Have you got leprosy teeth?

Well, that's a new one on your hands.

It is a new one on my hand.

Some two in a row texas saying you rub meat on the wart

and then you've got to bury the meat outside

and within a week the wart will go.

That's ridiculous.

You're not kind of meat.

I'm just just any meat.

Not meat.

It's so expensive.

But I used to get...

You used to get them burnt off on liquid nitrogen.

I'm traumatised from that as a kid.

I have to have two things.

One was a warts and it was liquid nitrogen.

And they'd bring out this big silver canister.

Like what you'd take coffee in.

I remember, I can put it in a thermos.

You're like a thermos, sorry.

And then they'd lift the lid and all of the steam...

What a peat like steam.

But it was obviously the map because it's freezing stuff.

Yeah.

And then they'd plunge into it and then go straight onto the wall.

And it was so cold obviously that it burned.

I remember...

I had to get that in my nose quarterised because it would bleed all the time.

So straight up there, yeah.

It wasn't fun.

But so they used to do that to your feet.

Yeah, so liquid nitrogen burned the ingrained warts of my feet.

Have they changed?

Have they got better over the years or are they still rolling that?

Well, I mean it is actually probably the best way of getting rid of warts.

It's the quickest way.

What are they doing with your one?

Well, this is what I've reckon.

Because Dr John, if he's a next week,

would be great if he could come in with his liquid nitrogen and burn it off.

Now, have you got warts anywhere else?

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I'll check, Bryce.

I hope not.

But I'll have a look.

Yeah, just think on the hand.

Do you have any...

What are you jumping at?

Oh, I don't know.

Do you ever had liquid nitrogen or anything else?

Yeah, when I was a kid, you know.

No fun.

Burns.

So thanks for your calls and your text on there.

Moles, a new feature.

Stats incredible.

Stats incredible.

Stats, stats, stats.

Some amazing stats.

You got five moles.

Number five.

The mantis shrump.

Which isn't what we call Roger.

Something that lives in the ocean.

The mantis shrump can punch with a force of a 22 caliber bullet.

Oh, my God.

That's impressive.

Yeah, amazing name.

It's got like bullet-like club things.

Right? And they accelerate over 10,000 G.

Bang.

Like a one-inch punch.

Yeah.

Bruce Least.

Roughly the same acceleration.

There's a 22 caliber bullet being fired.

Stay away from them.

The US is sitting on a massive amount of cheese.

As of early 2026, there's approximately 1.4 to 1.5 billion pounds of cheese

in cold storage, mainly in the cave in Missouri.

Good things take time.

Yeah.

Good things take time.

Mainland data.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump

as part from me,

due to their weight, bone structure, and stiff leg anatomy.

You are an elephant.

That no knees, eh?

Evolution traded airtime for unstoppable stability.

Massive.

They can't jump.

No.

No knees.

No knees.

You are like an elephant.

I am.

Yeah, I got movement.

There's a city regulation dating back to the 19th century

Austro-Hungarian rule that states

it is a legal requirement to smile in public at all times.

Oh, great rule.

They must maintain a cheerful disposition

or expression on their face.

The, uh, the Melanians.

I guess that's what they call them.

Now any people that you look at walking around town now that you're like,

you should smile.

Or then you look at them and why are you smiling?

Yeah.

And if you permit it to frown, look, say it.

Only if you're attending a funeral,

visiting a working in a hospital

or at the bedside of an old family member.

Now this one, Rodge.

Number one.

And make you pretty impressed.

Yes.

Erosmith have made more money

from guitar hero Erosmith the video game

than any single album sale

of their back cat life.

Wow.

Now over over there,

a hero Erosmith made more money

gross than any album that they ever made and sold.

Within its first week,

it sold almost 600,000 copies

generating over $25 million in retail revenue

of U.S. Money to date.

The game sold over four million copies.

Oh, man.

Now they've got like, there's albums that have been like nine times

playing the one ever.

But record deals as we know

don't always favor the artists.

No, they're like terrible mortgages.

Yeah, they are.

Video game licensing though.

They were like, because there were stars

of the game, they had like dozens of their songs.

And they received a significant

up front licensing fees.

Clipping the ticket hugely.

Clipping the ticket, you should get a guitar hero.

That's amazing.

Stats incredible, Miles.

That's incredible, guys.

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