ON-AIR 🟢 - Crusaders = Up, Creech = Down, Bryce's Son's Teeth = Gone

This is a podcast from Rover

The Morning Rumble podcast the blistered heel of radio podcast last Monday

Poor old producer much was in the dog and he was in the dumps at a terrible way the Crusaders were pumped

50 points put on them by the Brumby so the difference a weekend

One week is all it takes

You know actually I had to change a heart in their last song

I was going to go on on you everyone and really rub it on your faces

But I've just got a real concern for New Zealand rugby right now

Is the only New Zealand team to get a win this weekend. I mean

Absolutely a bismill from the higher case couldn't get it done in Fiji

Something more on a Pacifica dead just a couple weeks before blues terrible in Canberra guys

You look you weren't gonna go us

Coward cowardly, but I was the first in Creek see what he came on he's I actually don't even care

Coward back it out now creatures have also been two or three days of electric

Ave and he is batlanders are indeed

No

He's running at

Sack slow gas

I don't think we'll see Kreech till Thursday

We will we will we see you well, I just look at the run sheet and and there is way too much Creek

33

What a shit even Grin you

Chiefs fans are just so loyal. They always do it out the FMG stadium to watch the team lose again for us

Well, I couldn't hide my glee during your losses and the team script

Yeah, I waited to the very end against the hurricanes. Yeah, to send a little voice

You fell as we're caught in the group chat

I think that's the same

It's not the tune

Doesn't matter when you're a winner

I'm gonna go home

I don't want to play with you too. I don't want to put up with it

Energy great

Now let's let's let's look the coin of energy the energy coin

We just had much I had a Ripper weekend now Kreech you had a Ripper weekend as well. Yeah, let's let's get to that next and we're at oh

Yes, your corner

Pieces

Merchus Crusaders are produced so they had a big one against the chiefs of the weekend

Merchus Cocker hoop someone who's not cocker hoop because he's been away in Christchurch all weekends picking a Crusaders at electric app

Creatures

Talk us through whatever you're away for hours away for a two

But you're doing more fun things a minute if you're new to the show Kreech lives his life for the weekends

Yes, and is contractually bound to be here. Yeah, there's a party peg radio is my side hustle. Yeah, and sending it is my full time

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a massive 45,000 people a night

You were there Kreech talk us about it looked awesome, bro. I'm social incredible incredible

Very just before we get to you. You got Friday night much you were at the domain. Yes

My wife is at the domain that looked a great white too over 10,000 people there with good Charlotte and they run that'll bread

Two yep, there was awesome cool spot for it as well. Yeah, yeah, really enjoyed that highly suspect there as well great stuff

Yeah, nice. Sorry our bread bread the boss was hanging out with Johnny Stevens. Are they like now?

I think so they'll pour and drink down each other's thoughts. It's a look like from Instagram. That is highly suspect

Isn't it yeah boss Brad? Yeah, and you you seem fine much. Yeah, you know, you're a great weekend

Yeah, talk us through Friday Saturday. Well

There was Thursday night as well

So I'm here Friday. I flew down on Thursday

We sort of got a bit carried away and excited there. You always do and then Friday

Yeah, you've got the ball underneath underneath the arm sort of ran it straight from the back fence first day blues

Yeah, source split ends

Very good one thousand show

And I mean one of them one of the brothers said I was you know taking us a while to get to it

We've been on 999 for a long time. Yeah, I must admit their percussionist look like he was hanging on for dear life

I don't know how how old that guy is

Good on kudos to him for getting on stage

He played the crap out of the spoons rich rich from you on a month ago

Yeah, we have a lot in common and then we kicked on for a wee bit there into the early hours of the morning

Yes, yes, Raj, shame with us. Angela. I'm on Saturday. This was my highlight. It was live band not just the DJ

Angela was so good man. I made a big day out like 20 plus years ago and they were amazing

Oh, it's just absolutely rip out here and we just absolutely went headfirst into that then we kicked on

Saturday night and then we kicked on to like I don't know six or seven yesterday morning

And then and then I had to fly out of like a leaven

That was a guy who's security

All for all for all for I had to Sunday scurries

That's what I blastered by Wallace

I

Want animation

Wait, we made it my missus actually missed her flight, but um, and you left it? Yeah

I've got places to be see a babe let's go

Got a new Harley Suspix here tonally

Yeah, yeah, well, hopefully it'll be back by Thursday maybe but an absolutely phenomenal time loved it

If you came up and said hello and boogie'd thank you so much and quick shout it actually

I'm freed with a bunch of guys. I met it our envy ringy space sheep moth pancake Bubba more and man

You meet some good rock listeners

Lots lots of great people don't remember any of the

But that group great guy would have been there would have been like

Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh gosh guys. I might need to go to the bathroom quickly

What a great review

Of us massive weekend electric cabin crush different kind of bathroom use today

You want a weekend at last produce a merch. He is cock. I hope the crusaders meet the chiefs and all the other

New Zealand teams lost the blues lost hurricanes lost. He is loving that. He says I think he's running around the building

Yeah, I produce a creature a massive weekend a crusher. It's a huge weekend for you the electric av creation a bit lower today

Conversely my weekend I had my six year old came in at around about quarter to four in the morning on Sunday morning

Uh, and he just projectile vomit of it through our room

So I clean up his spew as I was dry reaching through the smell of it

There's nothing worse is there and we traced it back and we think because he'd gone out to dinner with his uh his best friend and his grandparents

Oh, yeah, and uh, we've we worked out that he didn't too many

Truffle all fries at the local restaurant. That's very rich as a nurse. I can see it must be nice

And you must be nice

Ruffle right

What a what a truffle wanker

And uh, and I think I think I had too much uh, great a parmesan

So it's too rich for his little tummy

And you paid the price to let me else. Yeah, you paid the price

Oh

And there's tough and there's tough economic farms

Is any too much truffle and parmesan

Shareable do now keep him off the caviar

Oh, yeah, good good show

Don't order a dozen oysters

No, uh, it's coming to hang out my mates 30th three of us got arrested for no today

Mrs. Fancy it was an absolute ripper

Hope you well. Hope you're well-team. That's loving great star

Do believe Creech shards could be a bad time to ask him

But I think last week you'd set up a bounce back for there's this this tour N.I. All is it nil?

Yes, the blind spot one. Yeah nil three fun two zero. That's how much energy I've got

Uh, I think that'll work last week. Yeah, yeah

Creech came through mouth over the bit of help from the weekend actually messaged about him

You had to put the pleasure of meeting Creech's electric av on friday

What a guy said. I'm warning then one of our mates was downtown

Battling there's not really a frequent user of uber. Yeah, struggling to get the work

And we had to put the address into yeah, we needed to go so we asked the guy beside and that happened to be Creech

To help him told him the address Creech put it in for him then send him on his way

Then 20 minutes later heading the wrong in the wrong direction releasing Creech had stitched him up

Realising realising do you remember this Creech? I have no recollection of that whatsoever

But legends

You sent the guy 20 minutes the wrong way. Yeah classic

He might be on the motorway there

Well, he could have been on the motorway amazing now this audio here a car driving backwards down the motorway the other day

Have a listen

Trying to take

Yes

Obviously footage from within someone's car

Yeah, but uh either they are on the motor seemingly keeping pace

Driving in reverse. He was yeah, he was going. Yeah, yeah 100% so not on the wrong side

Not even getting towed or anything like that with lights on

Heading backwards. Yeah, that's what he was doing

Craziest thing in West Auckland as well now. Yeah, the things I see out there

I mean just the other day on the motorway I saw this guy driving a van and his front door kept opening

Saw the people in the back holding the front door so it wouldn't keep opening

I know that's what's happening on the motorways and West Auckland. Yeah, that's what's going on

There's a few stories are doing around as well miles of what's being spotted on the motorways over the years

Like last year woman

Notice her engine was making a a weird sound yeah a little bit louder than usual

um

pulled over and

Behind a motorway patrol car and they found a kitten

Tucked deep inside the engine bay

Kid him was safe spent the afternoon riding in an officer's lunch bag

And eventually was adopted by one of the emergency call takers

And you remember this the Toyota 2 on ramp the little black pig

Lead arm police and animal control

Uh on a high speed foot chase that shut down the motorway

I don't remember the black pig don't you remember no um it would it would it would it's escaped into the bush

Surrounding the motorway off rent round the out of two way yeah

Yeah, okay, all right. Did they saw what happened to that pig

Uh Rod you know what you're doing

Uh

No

Mouse winter bakersville yeah

Lots of different mischiefs to about

Whether it's a woman eating cereal while driving yeah doing make up vivid on make up. We've been guilty now

No, I can't multitask. I'm not like most women. No, you're not

You see me

I've just a Ryan remember he obviously had to he lost his mattress. He will search

Remember the couch. Yeah, couch. Yeah, couch. Yeah, I'm just honest off the trail

He just left it there. Keep on going. No, it was on as nice

Just looking online as well. There's um 6,000 chickens a lorry on the

M6 lost its load resulting in thousands of trucks running loose

Four and a half thousand were rescued meaning

4500 chickens are still on the loose

Where are they now? They're gone to a happy farm. I don't think they do

Lots of raw surage

Recently, yeah, we ran into we had said had to tour it around

And of course the massive spill there was a massive spill close to where mitch lives in Ashburden

Yeah, where he's from Geraldine. That was the big like three or four thousand liters of recently recent

poo

And one of my favorites too um an emu battle a driver witness to emus having a massive fight that had broken out of the back of the van

And um one man doing

One guy doing press ups motorway push push-ups a naked man was spotted doing push-ups on top of an old Volvo

A state and a label so it's pulled over and there he was just naked on top of the Volvo doing press-ups

Getting his game. So

Lincoln Parker here at March 18 not too far away spark arena details

Easiest way to eastern park three five two zero for tickets and event details the from zero world to

A doubled a day to give away all this week. So double pass all this week on the morning rumble and

Oh

Lincoln park factor done this with various bands singing for this of course

And this is the song you need to sing today. Yeah, I'm interested to this you guys

So came about this Friday when you knew what was happening and I'm really intrigued as to what song you've gone

What was stopping here? So this is the bit you'll need to sing so like we do it'll start it'll stop

The you have to come in so this is okay basically it today

You'll hear this but

One step closer. Yeah. Yeah, one step closer

And then you have to sing this bit here

Yeah

So you've got a yellow shut up. Yeah

Okay

I'm about to break

Now you're in a bear rush. That was also man man Emily has got nothing

That came from that came from yeah deep

Well, I don't know so that's what you need to do. Oh, I need to rock. Don't sing that

Sounds easy and the best slasper is gonna win the ticket

Yeah, double a day something different tomorrow for this. So Miles you want to give it a go

What?

Not really I guess so good luck

Shut up

Shut up

Shut up when I'm talking to you

Shut up

Shut up

Shut up

Shut up

I'm about to break

I'm about to break

It was soft boy stuff

I was like roaches

What's a soft boy again soft boy is um sort of like a week

When I'm talking to you

Shut up now

I'm about to break. No, that's good stuff soft boy

Shut up rice

I guess I'm screams. I don't have a rock fine. We'll do it next first three quarters. I don't want to bring your need to it

No, I think it's done. I think I've finished that

Oh

I think I get that double pass right

Double pass and still up the grabs are right here

Lincoln Park vector

Lot of money spent on putting that a lintro together

Oh big budget big budget big budget

Produced so much well done on that mic

Thank you actually got the band under re-recorded that one

Good here up

So we do this a lot of singing you know the songs going to stop you coming and sing

The best slash worst Lincoln Park double pass to give away this morning in fact all this week

We've got Lincoln Park double passes to give away correct

So the song stops you keep going one step closer as the song today James from

Get away James

Morning team how are we all good now? So obviously haven't been here 13 years Lincoln Park new singer with Emily

It could have been you James you could have replaced Chester let the nation right now how you could have

Been the new singer of Lincoln Park when the song stops you keep going good luck all right

We got my good luck. Yeah

Stop you go. Let's go a bit of the mouse

Here we go

Shut up when I'm talking to you

Shut up

Shut up when I'm talking to you

In the double for me guys. That's an instant. No, but thanks

From Wellington Zach. Good day, mate. Good day. How are you? Morning. Morning. Good morning

Zach are you ready to go?

Yeah, Radio's always a bit mate

Should be good

Shut up

And then it's the best one

The timing was on point. It was really good

We got one more one more we're going to Owen Owen good morning

I

Owen how old are you how old are you Owen?

Nine nine nine nine your little champ all right

Now how often are and been nine years old if you just yelled these lyrics at your parents

Yeah

Okay, our mum's there for emotional support songs about to stop Owen you come and give it your best good luck good luck

You

We'll just give him a double

We're giving young we're giving young are you double because because he's nine and yet confidence to ring so any and he actually is he's so good

His phone was shit. Yeah, it was fine. Yeah, that's his mum's fault

Yes, and let's give away another one to Zach

Zach how filthy would you have been if we just go back to the kid who's phone cut out

Mate when when I heard the little boat's voice cover on us like I'm caught that's me done

But you're so good one of the best really good we got two doubles

So you get one mate you're off to see them imagine been James the first call

So you're going well done and we'll bring Owen back on Owen you're going to Lincoln Park

Awesome cool. He's dope. Sorry about the phone drama. I bet you um Owen's mum and dad are going

ha ha ha

Well played

What a character he is Ruben you're four-year-olds. Yeah, he's a character

Great video from the weekend probably not good for you is just um to sort of urinating

Anywhere he wants all over your backyard essentially you off your deck. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, and uh in bushways means you can just go wherever you want

Is this Ruben's world we're just loving another that yeah, we are now. Yeah, how does he urinate in your pool?

Of course, yeah, I mean he doesn't

Tell me that he has is he in the pool where he does it and he goes then off to the side

Again, another one. Yeah, that's also a good chance of that

But I hit obviously I was not here Friday

Because we sort of found out later in the week that you're supposed to have this procedure

He ran headfirst into another kid

Um tooth first into another kid. Oh teeth first. Yeah, I say yeah

And so it bunged up his two front teeth and uh they were hoping that the teeth one of the teeth were just fall out

But it didn't and then so he's you're gonna have to have the surgery to take them out

Oh, they're gonna have to take out multiple ones now because they hadn't come out and they were

Rotting away or whatever. Yeah, they don't want to get them out

And so any way you have to go

GA because the thing you tried to fight the last dentist that they tried to get anywhere near his teeth

And so that was had to be early Friday morning and so they yeah, they had to

General anaesthetic. Yeah, take out his two front teeth. He got a fresh mullet cut on the weekend

And a set of boxing gloves and he honestly get the boxing gloves from found them

He suits the mullet. Yeah, no front teeth. Yeah, um he's a terror. Yeah, so he is a terror and went all the surgery

Well, yes, what's very came so he was all right with that. Yeah, well, no

No, I'm gonna say had to go with the injections and all that so no, they've got to put the

Thing over the face to guess them. Yeah, okay. Did that do that go on easy? No

No, no, I think he punched and then kicked

So he got a combo

It's good on his back really to go at any point

But we were thinking like obviously he had to have the show off to you know

Go on because a little fella going under GA and we got the other little fellow tussard to worry about as well

So it just didn't work out with no parents up these ways

Um, how did you lose your your your teeth? Yes. Yeah

Like your two front teeth. Yeah, how'd you lose them because I mean that could be your I smashed one of my teeth out when I was young

When I talked about you know when the bike wheel fell off my bike front wheel. Yeah, dad hadn't put on

Just riding along and all of a sudden you've got no front wheel. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna eat concrete

You did could have been at the skate park. Oh, could have been surfing could have been in a fight could have been anything

How'd you lose them? How did you lose them? That's what we want to know. I ain't had a rock phone text in as well

3520 this morning

Many of you guys ever lost any teeth not me but my Nana of one of those soft rolls

She just just came out like

Not good rod you you've lost many. I just lose them like driving home

Bro

Well, I did this fall out

At the traffic lights

You're son ribbon brus as yours and two front teeth removed. Yeah, surgically removed on Friday

Yeah, why be the last teeth he loses? No, I mean, so he's got to be he's gonna be toad less until obviously the big ones come through and I was like

Oh, yeah, do they come through quicker once they're removed early, you know, or surgically as a little one

They're like nah, it could be a few years. Oh

It's gonna be the little let's be

Gummy the mullets

Boxing gloves mess of gas on his forehead then smashed under his eye

Little bruise

But a bigs the question and holy heck miles been busy compiling there's of how you lost your teeth

Yeah, almost overwhelming. I think we can get to hate it. Yes, hate a good morning

Oh, okay, team. Hey going good, mate. We're talking your front teeth

Um, I'm actually my best mate Robert Martenga. Um, he beat down by Naaru hot springs hydroslide backwards and his teeth caught on one of the joins

Um, and those bang they were gone instantly and uh, I asked him what you do afterwards and he's like

Yeah, no, no, no, he's going

Down feet first, but I think on a stomach maybe and then his as face is caught on the join

I think that's why first is what you're saying like head first. No, no, I feed for it. Maybe head first, but I know what you mean

But he's on a stomach

But could have been another way

No, that'll do it. That makes sense. What do we want to go Lindsay? Good morning. How did you lose your teeth?

Hello, Lindsay. Are you there? Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah

Well, what sort of teeth are we talking here front front teeth?

I'm a two front teeth. What did you do?

Uh, chopping a tree down and you don't turn your back on a tree biggest rock in the state ever

Uh, I backed away it and turned around and it hit the ground the butt bounce back up

They'll be putting me against uh, stump

And had my chainsaw screaming next to me and reached up and thought shit

I mean, it was stuck in my government. It was actually my front teeth. Where I snatched out

Sticking into my gum

Right for your gum. So

Wait, I just pulled them out of my mouth and um like they need them no more. So I threw them away

Did you do enough? Did you give them a place or

But you sort of do need it. Yeah. Yeah. No, I actually um, I actually got them replaced

So so you didn't need them? I did uh, I don't know. I don't need them no one else did

Um, you just said you got them replaced, so you didn't need them

Yeah, no, no, no, no, I've got a um, a full top flight replacement for free

Shot Lindsay

What am I calling?

I'll cut them

Um, Miles, we'll get to some text next so many coming through on how you'll lost your front teeth

Yeah, my mate Harko

The very quick version he went to that since gig he got headbutted um, and thought nothing over there

And they're in the bathroom together head-to-head forehead old mate head-to-head mouth

It was a mosh pit situation

Mosh pit situation, that's gig

Yeah, and then weeks and weeks and weeks of pass

He had this weird little pimple feeling on his forehead

Went to the doctor so wouldn't go away doctor pops it and out comes a tooth. Yeah

But the fun the best part about the story was uh, only like a week later the

The he they needed a flatmate and the guy who came to look at the room

Was the guy whose tooth it was lost in his forehead and he was and he was able to tell him he was like

Yeah, won't believe there's

And he was like, I wondered where my tooth went

So many that's so rock and roll so is this one from Gareth lost my front teeth eating soup

How's that

Maybe a croot on yeah

Holy heck

Cameron, I lost my two front teeth going down a hill on a skateboard line down on my stomach

I aim for the grass verge to slow myself down

I didn't see the drain next to the driveway the two front wheels went into the drain

I kept going. I hit my mouth on the front of the board kicking out the teeth

Cheers cam

My partner lost his front teeth when he was three years old jumping off their headboard while he was sleeping

Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, wake him up

My mate lost his two front teeth when we pushed the portaloo. He was in down a hill

Why would you do one of those?

Yeah, well, there was a certain period of time where that was a good idea. Yeah, your boys a again

Gretches taking a seat like it was never a good idea

I think you'll find I think you'll find a viewer in the group of people who had the idea it was a good idea

Not if you're the one covered in poo and blue water at the bottom

correct

Not the one

Justin lost all my teeth and smashed my jaw at work

Tying a load of logs down was an ideal

Kicked on the face by a horse double barreled. I was seven years old. He's nicky

My mate lost his teeth by putting his tongue in a rat trap

Sorry

What you heard me

You you heard me

You deserved that

Brother hit me with a golf club and he was meant to be pussing. Yeah

I jumped off a steep set of stairs

Tart trying to grab a Scooby-Doo toy that was hanging off a doorway

I missed and my teeth went into the corner of a wooden stool

Even nicky just texted and lost my front teeth when a skill saw kick back

Oh god

Put my foot in the spokes of the front wheel of my bike to see what happens

What a good way to lose teeth

Tripped over a lip in the concrete when I was six

Smack both out of the two front teeth out and they're already loose so I favor done

And

Morning guys says Kyle lost my two front teeth with a rope swing through the end with the wooden seat over the branch

Swung around but at the perfect height. Maybe right in the mouth

Broken shot a tooth went into the roof of my mouth and a rogue tooth grew from it

It had up for years until I told the old lady and my extra tooth was getting sore and they took it out

Good luck out there everybody be careful far out. That is amazing. Thanks for your calls and your tegs on that one

Heaps heaps heaps heaps. I'm just so many missing teeth

Surely we are

The radio station with the least amount of

Surely most tattoos and least teeth are like a hundred percent

The morning rumbles mastermind subjects, which was the first planet known to have rings

It's time for mastermind Monday

Welcome along everybody good morning. It is mastermind Monday. That was our quiz master for this one this morning

I prefer being the quiz master. Yeah, I do. We'd love you to play along at home when you car reviewer

Roger amazing last week with spice girls. Yeah, you were good. I'm held you record

I had the spice girls is my specialist subject got 12 some braining champs. I'm an obviously am I

You are the champ at the moment and we've decided that you're going to take on creature this morning. Okay

Yeah, you don't you don't look well

No, no, no, how's your brain feeling? Give me a couple days big weekend. Did electric happen? Huge brush. You're such

Right creatures going first. So creatures gonna go first. We know that you're a big chief's fan. So yeah

You should really do well in this. I'm wearing my chief's hat at electric app on Saturday behind enemy lines lots of canned tabriens

Absolutely ripping into me. Okay, let's see how you can have a minute. You guys are gonna keep score here we go

How many super rugby titles have the chiefs won two? Yes, correct. Who was the co-capped in alongside Liam Messham during the night?

Yes, correct. Which team handed the chiefs their heaviest ever finals defeat in

Saddest day ever of the balls. It was do you know the score? That was like 61

16 or something 61 17. Who was the almost church what sorry? What was he almost chosen alternative name for the team before chiefs?

I've got no idea past this is

Trojans the name was rejected because of a brand of condoms. They shared the same. I don't want to lie story hurry up

Who holds the record for the most appearances caps for the chiefs Liam Messham. Yep. Do you know how many games? Oh

Hunters and something. Yep. Who was the chiefs all-time leading point scorer?

Damien McKenzie. Yep. Who holds the franchise record for the most tries?

Sydney Subaru. Correct. Which chiefs player set a franchise record for scoring 12 tries in a single season?

Liam Messham. Roger Randall. What is the name of the chiefs home ground in Hamilton?

If you say DMY couple. Yeah. Give them that. How many? Seven. Seven. Seven.

Not bad. Not bad.

You have good son. You know what I was like that. I think that's all right. So Roj it's it's become

a thing that you're you've got this outrageous pot knowledge and did you know that you actually share a

birthday with Justin Bieber? So you're a topic today is going to be Justin Bieber? That was your birthday yesterday.

Right. What is Justin Bieber's full name? Justin Bieber? Justin Drew Bieber. What Canadian city was he born?

Yeah, that's right. Which 2010 hit song featured rapper ludicrous? Baby. Yep, correct. What was the name of his 2011 biographical concert film?

I'll be back. Never say never. Which film female artist featured on the song Beauty in the Beast?

Nicki Minaj. Yep. Now what year was he born? 1994. Yes, correct. What is the name of his wife? Haley.

Haley, but yes, correct. Is he a self-taught musician? Yes. Yes, he is. His first tattoo. Do you know what

that is? The dolphin. It's a small seagull on his hip. What was the name of his debut EP release before

his first studio album? Justin Bieber Live? No, my world. Which famous manager discovered him through

his shoot? Yes. How did you know all this? It's a tie. Did he get 7? Yeah, he got 7. Did you answer

this one? Who wrote his song Love Yourself? She's Ed Sheeran. Give it to him. He doesn't want it.

I don't want any more questions here. He was incredible. Holy heck. Well done, Roger. That's so cool, man.

That's so cool. That's so cool, man. I share a birthday with Justin Bieber. You guys are

pretty much the same. Let's ask creatures. There's a questions of what he did on the week.

There's loads of fun, man. There's loads and loads of fun. Are you OK?

Kicked off on the weekend. The NRL kicked off. Super rugby's been going for about three weeks.

And Miles, it's your fantasy rugby, which a lot of you who are listening may be in,

because we were just randomly talking about it in three out of the five blocks in here.

Are honest. Well, it always been four miles. Can explain what it is. It's one of those conversations

that I've heard going for years, whether it be NBA, fantasy or NFL or rugby or NRL.

And it's one of those conversations that sort of you feel completely excluded from or you're

a part of. Yeah, completely. Because so many people are right into the fantasy.

So Miles, you're into Super Rugby, right, fantasy? Playing Super Rugby fantasy is the second

year. It's got them better this year as well, which is good. Quickly describe it for those

something like for Mel. No idea what you're not about. For Mel, she's a woman.

So far ahead, fantasy. For the woman, I think I believe, I see a generalisation.

So far, it's a thousand and all sexist fantasy league. I'll draw for right first,

because he's the most sexist we know. I didn't say Mel. No, you don't, I said Mel doesn't know.

You imply. No, it's the implication. But do you know Mel? I don't. I don't know how it works.

Yeah, what is it? So Super Rugby fantasy. You're given a budget and it's a theoretical budget.

So for this one, it's $100 million. And each player has a value given how much, how good they are.

So say last year, Damien McKenzie, he might be worth, I don't know, this year is probably like

around $10 million. But that leaves only $90 million for the other 14 players. Right, so you don't

form a 23, you pick 15. You pick 15 and that 15 has to fall under this theoretical salary cap.

So you have to make concessions. So the good players are worth heaps, the average players,

or do you respect the props, aren't worth as much. So you've got to make it work under the budget.

What gets your points? Things like tries or tackles. Yeah, try tackles, turnovers,

meaners gained. Meeters gained. Also, you can lose points if you have turnovers or you penalise or

you get a avocado, etc, etc. And I guess two miles, sorry, if you pick a player, for example,

and they get injured. Yeah, no points. Absolute drama before kick off. I watched the Western

Force more on a Pacifica, Ben Donaldson, the best first five points wise and fantasy rugby so far,

he and into the game failed and passed an HIA that he sustained through his mouth guard just before

kick off. And he was worth drawing. And then within three minutes of the game, he was allowed to come

back on. So relief for fantasy owners. When you're forming these teams right, obviously you have

group chats and rankings, when you're based, how about your teams done, etc. You're essentially

looking for great value for money. You are. You're going to go some superstars, but it's like

moneyboards, like that movie moneyboards, right? Yeah. In a way, you know, like you'll be picking

those good. So someone like mine nephew Lucas Casey. Yeah, number eight for the islanders. Yeah,

he'd be a great boy. He would be a great boy. Not necessarily all black, but having an absolute

ripper so far relatively cheap and you be the super rugby, but promising. You're banking on him

going well. Now, the other part of fantasy is like NBA or NFL, you are drafting these players

against your league, which are your mates. Yeah. So therefore, maybe in NBA, I want to go,

Nicole, your coach is my first pick. If you've got the first pick in the draft,

you take him, no one else can get him. Whereas in fantasy rugby, you can all have the same

players. Yeah. But in those other leagues, like NBA and that, you're in a draft system.

So you're taking the best players building losses that way. There's no salary cap. Now,

Chris, you're in this as well. Oh, yeah. And you can come back next because there's

sorry. You know, Mel, do you? I actually couldn't kill less. I'm drafted now first.

Mel couldn't kill less. I really couldn't. But basically, you build your fantasy team

of 15 players. Yeah. You get points based on actual performances. You set it so much better

than Roger, whatever a try to do. You can compete against your friends. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. My wife plays a different kind of fantasy. She's reading those hockey books.

And she cast them onto me. I prefer that kind of fantasy. My wife just calls me a loser.

And she used to go, before they re-skinned the app, she goes, what's that orange app you're on?

And it was the ESPN basketball. I said, it's my fantasy. And as soon as I said,

fantasy, it was like a loser. She's sown down. Yeah, a loser.

It's like winning anniversary today as well. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

Yeah. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

13. Oh, shit. That was a great day.

Mel's had a great wedding. He had one of the great, greatest leaving gifts of a wedding ever.

Mini-minced pies. Oh, they're cute.

They're cute, isn't it? I want one.

To load up on to take on to the bus.

Oh, yeah. With sauce, option two. Genius.

And we're consummated.

Bound chicken.

What?

Did you eat pies before?

I did. Yeah.

You're enjoying?

Yeah. Not during.

No, I can't.

No, I've got respect.

No, she doesn't.

Doesn't she call you a little mince pie?

That was sausage roll.

That's actually a case.

K-stee.

She doesn't call me K-stee.

She scores you K-stee.

A little sausage roll, Dave.

Well, that's quite a compliment.

It's actually, it's no one there.

It's a little stumpy.

It's nothing for something.

There's nothing to do with the food.

You just said stumpy.

Just to plan that I've got a small day.

You're into Super Rugby as well.

Fantasy merch.

70,000 people playing.

70,000, yeah.

So currently coming 20,000.

20,000.

250 second.

Who wins?

This goes you're going to be a crusader, isn't you, Tim?

Well, it helped me last round, didn't I, Roger?

Now you can't say those things, Roger.

You can only have four from each team.

So what would it have been a little education,

but then creates you brought in a different angle to this

that I didn't know about.

And I don't know if Miles plays this form of fantasy,

but there is repercussions.

Yeah, exactly.

So there's a lot of things you can do.

Yeah, there's punishments for the losers.

There's also ways to organize the draft order.

So you know, Miles was explaining when you do the draft,

you know, that has to go in a certain order.

One player picks it up.

One, two, second, third, fourth.

I'm terrible at explaining things, sorry.

Anyway, for our draft order,

one of my mates messaged Angela White.

I don't know if you're familiar with her work.

I've never seen any of her videos,

but she's an adult star, film star,

after if we could draw names out of a hat.

And, you know, she didn't reply.

She left us on the scene for that one.

Well, there was a funky way to do it,

but the punishments, now the punishments,

this is if you come last each year,

we have a punishment.

And one year, we got Carl to go to his old school,

and try and set an NCA exam,

try and weathe her this way into the classroom.

Did he tell her a uniform?

He had to wear his old uniform,

yeah, we just still had,

but it did give way, he's bald.

He didn't give far.

He had lined up, he had packed all of his bloody pencils

and stuff into a snap lock bag,

like you used to have, weird.

Anyway, he also came last the next year,

and we sent him to, he had to book a table at a restaurant,

for two, but when he rocked up,

it was as him and there's giant tiddy beer.

And he had just sent opposite it,

and ordered dinner, and he still had to,

it's like, I say that the tiddy beer was also his first.

So, he ordered for his tiddy beer?

Ordered for the beer, and as well, unreal.

Why would he still be part of it?

Yeah, well, no, no, he's been kicked off.

Carl doesn't do fantasy with us anymore.

He had a good run.

Sean, so you or this is a rugby league fantasy one, you're in?

No, this is an MBA fantasy league that we're in this one,

but yeah, it's been going for a few net years now.

Somehow, it always seemed to be last.

Right, okay.

Oh, sure.

And what was the punishment?

So, I actually find out today if I have to do it or not,

but today is the punishment is that we have to,

in 24 hours and McDonald's,

but for every cheeseburger you eat takes half an hour off your time.

So, you're potentially 48 cheeseburgers you could get out of there?

Well, I was thinking more like 40,

I was thinking like 40 cheeseburgers in four hours than I'd be out,

but I realised that's a bit of a push.

10 cheeseburgers an hour.

That's impressive.

Is it even doable?

So, you, for you five years.

I don't think so.

Which McDonald's are you going to go to if you have to do this for 24 hours?

I'm in Hamilton, so I'll probably head down to Greenwood Street

or one of my childhood favourites, the Hamilton East one,

but don't actually know, yes.

Ideally, I mean, ideally, I don't have to do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll be honest, it sounds like you're in prison.

Yeah, it's part of the punishment, I actually have to record it for the boys

and post it on social media after two, so if I do end up doing it,

I'll tag you guys in and say, yeah, please, no, don't.

Good luck, man.

Good luck, all the best.

Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.

Oh, thanks so much.

There's people who brought me, you want to, you just inspired you to join?

I think it was actually part of one years ago for us, a fan of Super Rugby one, yeah.

No, I think you were just talking about fantasy.

Yeah, don't lie to us, Rodge.

We know what you were doing.

That's definitely what you were doing.

That's definitely what you were doing.

Was it like passion, fantasy or something, was it cool?

What's your age doing?

Oh, that's it.

God, no, no, not a real name.

The fantasies came through there.

I think I'll see too much.

Robbie Williams performed no more tears, but of a tribute to Aussie Osborne at the

Britta Awards in the weekend.

Aussie was awarded a Lifetime Achievement Award, Sharon and Kelly.

Yes, accepted that on his behalf, obviously.

But a hell of a lineup, too.

A hell of a lineup, right?

Zach, wow, is ripping in this.

Obviously brought from Metallica as well.

Full band lineup.

And I thought they might have gone,

Youngblood or whatever given, obviously how well that's gone recently for them and how close they are.

But also close friends with Robbie Williams.

So Robbie Williams performing no more tears.

What do you give it, Malz?

Oldblood.

Nice.

What do you give it out of five?

You sang on here a few hours ago.

What do you give it to three?

You three out of five.

What do you give it to Roger?

Yeah, I think given that it's come through a phone and you know,

I chose, you weren't there.

I had three and a half out of five.

Yeah, I'm with Malz, three and a half.

I'm not that I could do any better, but I reckon you could.

No, I think I think he thinks he could.

There's a difference.

I would love to hear it.

Now, producer Cree Chan said this up if you want to see this

Brit as in the Britta Awards BRIT 3520.

I mean, I'd also like to see Aussie have a go at angels.

Yeah, he's with angels now.

You're right, Ashley.

So if you want to see that Brit 3520.

This has been the Morning Rumbles show highlights.

To hear our off-year chat, check out the rest of the podcast feed.

Rover, music, radio, podcasts.