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Valentine's Day is right around the corner and thanks to adult toy mega store. We're helping you get them a rose

They really want

Well, I like that sound

It's important to brush your teeth

Hi, Malve. Hi, guys. Hi, Malve

We've celebrating in the lead up to Valentine's Day, which is a Saturday if you guys had forgotten. Yep

And adult toy mega store they've come to the party and they gave me a bunch of roses some special roses

Roses that last and we've been giving this away. No, no box of chocolates. No, no. These are like a delicate rose shaped adult toy

Yeah, they're very

They're very well designed to mention why as some of the you-mails

I've got two modes as well

Less than three inches wide is it three inches higher waterproof and they last as well

No, I'm neither of those okay, but yesterday we we kicked it off worth, you know how

Horadates may be for Valentine's Day or how you found out your partner was cheating on the back

That was light and light and fun. So today I thought maybe

Romantic injuries maybe so different

We can start with that. So Dayton's race

Experimenting with some hot sauce and burn yourself. I'm just gonna say it once and and it's early

No banjo street

Okay, no

No, yeah, don't want them

No, I said you're not gonna want it. Yeah, can I ask that male or anyone actually not just male

But I mean you're the one who's bought this up, but hot sauce and food in the bedroom

See I told this on a podcast once but try it once and

Yeah, no not the hot sauce. It was just a jar of you know sexual sauce and

What the hell is sexual sauce? No, like a body source or whatever you want

Body no, it's chocolate body sauce. Yeah, you meant to lick it off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

Put the D in the jar and then

So no injuries just experimenting differently

Like it tracks off the road

I didn't even know how to tell these stories delicately

Now you did it so well you whacked a day in chopper sauce and a jar like that off

Oh, no, I know that you have told this

Now

Do they sell do they sell petri dishes for me?

That's what she said she said looked it off. It's meant to be looked. Yeah, it's true. I like it rock

Oh stuff it danger injuries

We're going

It was yummy

Three five two zero date injuries

I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure the listener wants you to stay

That's for Saturday we gave some away yesterday and today and tomorrow

Mal you're you're running the cutter on this one. Yeah, I don't think I should be though

Honestly what now for miss what mouse here before I don't know. Yeah, I don't go

We have to text podcast and you can also the show later on three five two zero

But Malmau had it go wrong with with chocolate

Chocolate dipping a sauce. Yes, she said we talk romantic injuries

Yeah, and I said maybe it was with some hot chocolate sauce, you know that people liked it

So now just on you again, sorry quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do this

But I am intrigued because because we were so flummox

Real fed or the mine stuff

Um now was there an injury because the source was hot? No, it wasn't it was I mean

It wasn't even really an injury. It just got very sticky. I think it's called cocklet

That's on you, bros

I ain't got no

It's just very sticky in me see so I wouldn't really do the rest of the

What they do

Is it one different you're out?

Yeah, because you can't double you can't double

For some it can be you can't like you can't have another one coming there

It depends what you're into if you want a double dip

No, but you could only have one person per try yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're probably couldn't share that

We're talking romantic injuries

I put it to the list of now do you want me to keep asking the help?

I know the answer

Let's get Karen Karen Karen get a mate. How are you?

Good morning. How are you?

Good, so we're talking

Romantic injuries

Take it away

Oh, yeah, well, I mean hubby and I have been married nearly three years and back in the day

You try all sorts of fun stuff and whatnot. Yeah, and I bought it some edible undies

And it was extremely hot night and you know after a few giggles because he looked absolutely hideous because back in those days

They had little ties, you know, like for the I don't know something you were in hospital

So was he wearing them? Yeah, yeah, you're all about me not him

And he was and he was wearing them and and a few giggles. Yeah, getting a little bit intimate and then

He had tried to get them off and they were literally stuck towards gear like literally stuck

And we couldn't get them off and it was you know, I'm laughing and he's just like horrified

And he's not having to go into the shan with him. They'll just scrub them off

Melvin into a skin

All over all over with gear

Those fruit roll ups you get when you're a kid you know

I tried but of course it's a pack and it's like yeah, they are like roll ups and exactly what they went like but they just stuck to them

I remember I said we've never tried that again. That's such a good story Karen. Thank you so much

Would you like to try a rose one of these rows? Adolpment mega so I would absolutely love to

You're going to want to carry those happy Valentine's Day

Well, thank you. Hey, good on you now thanks for sharing Karen. I remember I just made me think edible undies

I remember when I went away on holiday roach and I came back and I gave Leah Panapa who was on the show pair of edible undies

And I just think today in 2026 wouldn't be appropriate if you give a female staff member edible undies

No, absolutely okay with it

You're an absolute outlier

Yeah, yeah, I don't know who's going to eat them off

Oh, this we better get this somebody takes miles which we can get

By Adam swear and that wins the game for the warriors

Oh

Right, Adam Blair joins us this morning Adam good morning

Yeah, I'm wanting a team quick little into Dutch and they have good

It's for you. Welcome back to the show, bro. Obviously a massive game happening

The Sunday FMG Stadium the kickoff the indigenous all stars the moldy all stars

I'm a ripper of a game and our producer creature. He is

Fizzin. I'm just gonna bring creatures. Yes, uh, pure Adam. It's good great to have you on the show big fan now my first question is

Uh, this game is the day after Valentine's Day my lovely ladies taking me out for dinner on Saturday night

I'm repaying her by taking her to the game. Do you think this is a fair tradeoff?

Yeah

Godavilla just had a quick laugh there now. I just remembered that as Valentine's Day so thanks for the reminder first

Fantastic

What what what a tradeoff they couldn't get any better. I think um from from a men's perspective and a woman's perspective

Absolutely, absolutely. It's going to be romantic. There's touch. There's a woman's game. There's a men's game

It's a whole day of footy. I'm looking forward to it. I don't know if she is but by the end of it

There's going to be love in the air is touched in the car

And

Adam Adam Blair pricey mate. What do you do for a valance? We'll get to league soon. Well, um, what sort of romantic are you bro? What would your wife say?

Yeah, you know the funny thing and obviously I've been in part of the the All Stars for a fair while now and um always miss Valentine's Day

Um, so not much of a romantic person, but flowers will do flowers will do again this year

Okay, well you you've been with your lovely partner for about 14 years now as a single gal

I think I've been in single for about six years

What is your secret to longevity? What could I what could I do this year to find love? Oh

Oh, man, my wife is patient first and foremost um, she

She understands um a little bit about our rugby league journey. Um, I guess it's a commitment

um

You know, you've got to love someone as much as as much as they love you and you've got to have you've got to give and trade things

I think you just sit like set it before

Uh, go into the foot and then doing something nice for a later. So I think that's that's a big part of um having a strong longevity relationship

You lost me out of patience

She is

She's great to work with Adam

Adam, let's talk the let's talk how important this game is between the indigenous All Stars and the Māori All Stars as well

As a fixture on the on the NRR and the league calendar. How um how important is it as you've been a player and as a coach now?

Oh, it's uh for us for us fishing our our Māori All Stars space and and just in Māori culture in general

For us to be able to play this game every year and play it consistently

Uh, but also to win um is really important now. It's a

It's a I guess a week of purpose for a lot of our players. A lot of our players either have grown up or born in Australia

But don't really give home too much to be able to reconnect and you know to be able to come home to sick and time

I think there's a stronger connection to this game and stronger connection to home. So um really excited this game

Sheesh for us. Uh, we've got to go out and get a job done

I know it's all about our culture during the week, but at the end of the day um like any game of rugby. It's based on results

Absolutely and it was a tight one last year for you wasn't it and the team so this will be close

You think again on Sunday?

I think you can have the best players on the field both teams, you know

And no matter who they are even if you've got the youngest players all some rookies

Um, this game in history has shown that

It's not a it's not a high-scoring game. It's a war of attrition

You put your body in the line consistently for as long as you can and it's moments in the games that um

You know that make the difference and you would have saw last year a couple of moments at Kaelin Ponga

Dive at the corner to make a try saving tackle. There's a day and gag I chasing from mark

And there's another one right at the end where I think it was Nephi. I've put it in a miss chord

Who's playing in the indigenous team last year who is also Māori

But then gag guy and a few boys just turning up and scrapping for everything

So uh, won't be a high-scoring game

I wouldn't I wouldn't think because history says it's won't be but you just never know in these games

You want to play a little bit of fear too from both teams. There's got some fast outside backs the indigenous boys

So um, we're going to have to uh do our job there

But it's exciting close game lot action a lot of banging as in contact

Obviously absolutely ripper coverage starts on sky sport 1 at 2 pm with the touch then 3 30 with the woman's then the means

At 5 30 as well and off here

We think we think you've chained to us hadn't blare off here roger probably just wants to know um about the transition from player to coach

I know he's he's looking to do the same on the show at some point

Um, is it seamless?

I'll get some perspective on that as well

I don't know about the hell now

Thanks guys

It's been great to have you back so much

Thank you very much

Thank you very much

Thank you guys

Awesome thanks bro

Former inner-el player now coach and what again that is

Creature is going to be there this coming Sunday mario stars and indigenous all stars as well

And there are a couple of hardies in the Māori all stars as well

I'm going to cover my lovely ladies eyes when they get on

Miner wide open

Valentine's Day on Saturday more adult toys

We've got with Mal to give away after seven brice but

Because we've been talking about Valentine's Day

Love languages is something you want to teach me today

Right, if you've got some uh got some love music just to set the scene because apparently we all

fall into um

Five categories of love languages

And so that's what we each have okay

So just send me to think about it. I'm going to tell you what you what they are see where we fit

So Roger one is um words of affirmation

So this is talking about yourself personally so this is what you like

Using words to build the up the other person including verbal compliments words appreciation and encouragement

Okay, I am that you oh you're good

That's mine

You're not hearing words

Sharon knows that words of it

Okay, like if you've done something

Yeah, I like it if someone goes off things mate

No fair enough

Well, no, no, no, no, it doesn't need to be like over the top

No, just appreciation. I reckon so that's mine

So everyone apparently falls into five

Yeah, next one is quality time okay

Giving someone undivided attention engaging in meaningful conversations

We're participating in shared activities

Maybe that might be you physical touch

Oh god, yeah, your love language might be

Yeah, god, I love being touched. I really do

Okay, so that's mouse um acts of service

So you like doing things um you know your partner would like such as

Chours errands or helpful gestures

I've got to mate like that

He loves it when it's like he loves it when his missus gets stuck in and helps around the house

I'm like DIY sort of stuff

I feel like he'll love if she comes in and just does

Send in the wall you'll be like

Receiving gifts is the last

So thoughtful gestures tangible gifts that represent so come in home with flowers

Oh, it's true or come in on with a box of beer for you

So just be like oh yes babe love that

So just just those five huh?

Yeah, it's a bad formation

Quality time physical touch

Axle service receiving gifts

What do you reckon you'd be males?

No, I don't think so

What would Emma think is yours?

I'm a bit hazy probably the touch

You like physical touch?

Yeah, I think that would be me

That is male also

Yeah

What do you reckon you would be in those?

I would think

Physical touch as well actually brice

Yeah

Sounds like you just copied those

I've just you know

You can just say you can just say none of them

You can just say it's been years and there's none of them

It's been years and there's none of them

No you are a bit of a

He's hands-y

Yeah, yeah

So he's hands-y at home as well, huh?

Yeah, I think so but I think at least

At least would appreciate

At least appreciate what do you think who's

Axe of service

So

So you do things for her

I mean look at your sabbatical

You're a water-plasting

You're giving the house really

You're doing it up

You have to love that

Yeah, so that's what she would think would be great

Yeah, just quickly

Creates

Creates what would you be

Produced to create

I hate to be boring

But your mind is definitely touch as well

I love that warm feeling

That chemical reaction

And I love the snuggles

I like getting with a snuggles

When you get in the bed and you have the snuggles

I like that

You're doing it

Oh, I love that snuggles

Matt will produce a much more

Axe of service

I love

I love that

I love that

I love that

I love that

You'd like it if you

If you're a partner

If you do want that sub-toasted

Coming up on the morning

What are your first nicks but sub-boy

What are you doing with that succinct

What's next sub-boy

Well, according to your love languages

I've actually worked out

I've seen the future

Must think much

Oh, no

What you're going to receive for your valentine tickets

Miles, I've got one for you

No you're so

You can't stop brice and lean a lot

You can't

Mystical match with powers divine

Buckle up proceeds

He'll blow your mind

Oh, no

Mystical merch looking into the future

Get a mate

Morning, morning all I have seen the future

All the way through

To Saturday valentine's day

Yes

We just taught love languages

Apparently run falls into one of five categories

Yeah

Some service and

Physical touch etc

And that's actually what triggered

This vision of mine

Sure

To the Saturday night

While you will receive valentine's day gifts

Yes

Great news everybody

You're going to receive something

Oh great, great stuff

Miles, you hit a great boon earlier

Yeah

Recall it very paid you out

The thing is subboy

Yeah

On Saturday valentine's day

Your gift you will receive

Is sunblock

You'll use it as a lubricant

There's

Clear reverence of a man who hasn't used lubricant

Is that it?

Mal, you're receiving

Handcuffs

Oh, nice

You can stop a man from running away

Oh, that's a nice

Why would he be running?

He'd be running

He'd be running towards you, sweet

Yeah, we need my arms

Brice, yeah

New valentines

On Saturday

You will receive

A voucher

A homemade voucher

Yeah

Good for one massage

And a wristy

On your wrist

Wow

I can't

Big, big Saturday

Oh, you must've been a good boy

You good boy

You've been a good boy

You've been a good boy

I'm sort of waiting for kickers here

No, no, no, no, that's okay

And I love it

Rodge, for valentines

You will receive a 30-day pillbox organiser

And there it is

What's your turn, Rodge?

You don't want to be last

Yeah

What day is it?

The box features

Just a blowy in the set of day

And Sunday has penned all in Eurofan

Wow, that's very good, man

You will have a pillbox organiser, right?

It's not far away

You've got one already

It's not far away

Ah, get out of here, man

It's 30, dude

Thanks, mate

Thanks, mate

Slippery, Slippery, Sneaky

A vulnerable ketchup podcast

Rice and Mals show off the rails about an hour ago

Oh, boy

Mals running the cutter on this one

Giving them away, how many...

Well, we've got one obviously now

But what we've got heaps left

We've got one, the sour, one next hour

A couple to give away tomorrow

And they'll lead up to valentines day

Which is Saturday for all those who might have forgotten

The day of love

And tomorrow's freaky Friday as well

Oh, it is

Maybe you want to get freaky

But these are adult toys

They're a rosebud adult toy

Yeah

Ten modes waterproof

Amazing

So, what do we want this morning?

You can give us a call

I'd hope to rock phone

Well, textin

You can actually just textin rose

3520

Or wanting to know

What do we want to know this morning

Maybe given it

This is an adult toy

Could we hear about your adult toy stories

Yeah, like

What are you reckon?

Buzz

Buzz Lightyear in

Yeah

Yeah

Is mate, what are you

Exactly

Adult toys

Anything that's happened

Well, Leny, I don't know about anything

Well, yeah, within reason

Yeah, yeah, yeah

You're not mine

Not mine

But I mean, do you want me to kick it off with a friend

A friend of mine

That's a thing

Hold on

She was moving

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

A friend

No, I see it

You got a friend

It's weird, she was moving house

And her parents were helping her move

She had put her adult toy

In a particular box

That her dad had actually picked up

Proceded to put down

Open the box

It's sloppy

I know

Yeah, I know

But

He opened the box

And it was his daughter

Oh, gosh

And then just

What did you do to say

It wasn't me

I swear it was

I would say

I would say

But something like that

You're a labelled

Now speaking of that, here's a great example as well

From

She makes all her videos

It's an amazing job

We don't need to play this

Well, we don't

She told it on the eye

I don't think she'll mind

Right now

Now we're making it good

No, no

She

Mill is running

If you run and run and hop this morning

She won't care

When it got

Moving my bed

Again, it was a team effort

So all four of us were in my room

Yeah, huh

And we went

Three, two, one, left

And I

Didn't realise that I had left

My strap on

Oh, my goodness

What colour

It was bright pink

And I just started screaming

I don't own a strap on, I'm gonna say

But I reckon if I had one

I'd know where it was at all times

Every single set of a monitor, wouldn't you?

I do have a spot for it in my cupboard

But I can't

I know there's a spot

Who's that?

Yeah, my twaver I was recently discovered

The show on Rover

That's all I got to say

Oh, I know the rock phone

Adult toy stories

And I mean, hey, look, Valentine's Day

Could be a good day, a bad day, a day, don't even celebrate

But with these

You can have your day any day

Yeah, that's

Yes, that's

Alone all together

That is right

I waited until the rock phone

What are we wanting?

There's so many to get to actually, Mal

What are we wanting now?

We're talking about adult toy stories

Given that this is an adult toy

So we played

We played so many times

Great same song

For what you could be winning as well

Someone called me Mr Potato

On the uh

On the texpa thing

I told you that Mal's

Yeah, Mr Potato here

Can't call my head a solar panel

Sorry, sorry, sorry

Oh, we were supposed to

What

At times

Did you not eat the white dog?

Oh, I can't

School

Well, your head's like a solar panel

I forgot to tell you that

Oh, you can

Man, actually cut, actually cut, deep

I know I'm bored

And we've had this chat

And people say about it

I've never had a kid call me a solar panel

We actually had a solar panel

That kid needs to be nice

Because it was real sunny

Man, it hurt

Anyway, Ashley

Ashley, how are you mate?

Hi, Ashley

Morning, hi

Adult toy stories, Ashley

Yeah, um, so I went away on a family holiday

It was my husband and my family

And when we got there

I was unpacking all my stuff

And I put my toys in the bathroom

Covered

And my husband said

Don't put them there

You'll forget them

Anyway, end of the holiday

Uh, picked up all our stuff

We left

We got about an hour away

Before we realised that we'd left them behind

Or I'd left them behind

How many toys is it?

Staying to that

Oh, I think it was two or three

And one was quite life-like as well

And some of them are just ridiculous

The big ones

So we pulled over to the side of the road

No one's as that big

That's preposterous

That's not as big

That's like a tiny one

No way, there's no way you're used that one

Yeah

So we pulled over to the side of the road

And I emailed the manager

And I said, hey, I'm really sorry

And if you could send them to me

I'll pay for the postage

If not just throw them away

That's fine, I'm really sorry

And she had emailed back

And said, don't worry about it

Your brother's still here

I've handed them to him

But then I had

Bro

I had to text my brother

And I profusely apologising

And I said, if you put them in my drawer

In my room at my parents' place

We will never speak about it again

This was a few years ago

And it still hasn't come up to this day

Now did they just one last question

Did they bag them at least ordered

Did they pass like a baton

They were in a plastic bag

So you could still definitely tell what they were

Yeah

He can

He can

So obvious

Why are you going through airport security

Ashley, stay there

You're on the draw

Text coming

SB2

Popular

Popular in my household

Tell you that much

Well, you can call it this now

If one of the boys finds it bruce

It was left in the shower

And the stepdaughter came out

Says the text saying

Is it for popping pimples

Sort of

More next so many miles

Another one of these adult toys

To give way after rate as well

Mal, if you miss out on that

That's right, and tomorrow

And the lead up to Valentine's Day

We're looking for your toy stories

I mean, when did your dog come into the lounge

When you're sitting there with your mates

And they're like

Hello

No, that's

There's not the bone I want to do to fetch

Devon, good morning

Good morning guys, what are we doing today

Great Devon, what's your story

Ex-girlfriend

Barbecue

Puppy and a toy

Exactly, oh my goodness

I didn't even know what you were going to say

And then I just preempted it

So you're having a Barbie

And outcomes the dog

Talk us through it

Yep

Having a barbecue

Had a couple of mates over

And all of a sudden the dog comes running through the lounge

With this brand spanking new

Dylfint's toy in her mouth

And it was on

Get under the table

Get under the table

And um

Yeah, put it this way

I've never seen anybody go so red

So far

And it took us about five of them

I made

Try to catch the dog with a toy

No

Having too much fun with it

Oh no

I really expect a chew toy

And then once someone got it out of the mountain

Did you like

Biff it again

No, I wouldn't do it

That's the age

Definitely the thought that crossed my mind

Oh, Devon

Straighten the burn

Oh, the burnt

Yeah, yeah, you'd have to

Oh, mate

Oh, mate

It's just great story

Yeah, it's just what we wanted

The raw mate well done

Well done

Really, we tried an apri

Did it with that time?

Yeah, I had no idea

I promise

Mouth some beauties have come through that

We, we, eh, would they suddenly have

We have a toy box

And I took a

You take photos in our relationship

To circle a product we're going to use

That night

Oh, hang on

And have a look

Love, leave a note

Yeah

Went to the plumbing shop to buy

To buy a seal

For something in the house

Some tap

Yeah

Okay

Showed the lady of what we wanted

Oh, the wrong photo came up

And then swiping across to find the photo

And there's the box

Awkward

A very funny says grouch

She knew what I was wanting

And what I was getting

Lisa

My son opened a parcel that was delivered

Which was full of toys

Including ones that you, uh, where

Oh

Like, it can't even

It's opening that

There was two of them

Haunting

Yeah

He said nothing but close the box

And put it on my bed

We had a good laugh about it

Oh, that's what Lisa says in the chat

Later

What's the next one, Balty?

We had a, uh, they had those, those, uh, vibrating, uh, eggs

Yeah

And they, some of them have a, uh, a string

And they weren't cordless to the remote

Oh yeah, see that

For that

Yeah

You can control it from a different location

Yeah, my son found it

He was about three at the time

We had friends over

And he came through the house

Dragging it

Like a dog

Oh

What do you do?

Like those rocks

Those Tamagot

What were they?

Tamagotchi

Yeah

Like that

Now the story is similar to the one we played around about seven o'clock

About half an hour ago from our workmate

That we had

Yes, all right

I was helping my friend's mum

With my friend's family move house

And we went to move her bed

And left it up to find a very large

Very large

Moldered, hard plastic thing

That's, that's so light

That's so big

Yeah, like whatever

Not a chance

No way

There's no way

Shot

That's a big basement

Be careful, everyone out there

But then again, you know

When you're helping your mate's mum

You're helping your mates there

And then you have to see what was there

Poor guy

You can't come back from that, can you?

No, you can't

Remember that Tomah found your mum's big

Yeah, all right

Stop it

And it always come up, wouldn't it?

Yeah, you lose every argument after that

Literally

And we're giving away another one

Well, we actually, we gave it to the first call or two, didn't we?

We did

I've got about two more to give away after eight as well

So nice, we went to this

Coming up with the morning rumble

Thanks, of course, to adult toy mega store

Guys, just before we got into that

An off-air conversation between us and producers

Mitch and

Creech

Mitch, we need to bring up something Mitch has done

Once again

He's, continue to surprise us

Will they stunning lack of detail?

An ability

A tension to detail is something he needs to work on

Oh god, he does

You ready for this next Mitch?

Yeah, I didn't think it was that big of a deal

The lender, I just can't understand here

Something so small can be so impressive

We'll mark you with no about that

Whether it's next with Jane Riley

The Morning Rumble podcast

Produce a merch

Interesting character

Our producer back with us from his producers booth

Morning to you Mitch again

Morning

You've done something that's quite alarming

Well

Yeah, in some books

So we would just

This conversation

Previous to last break and

You know, obviously we can talk to Mitch and Creech

And their producers booth are through a

We'll see through

Pain of glass and they're both

We've got a button we push

They can hear us

That's why they sound different

Yeah, yeah

They set mics on

Yeah

And so during one of those songs

As often happens, we'll buzz through

Of course

Ask the fellas if they can

Help us with something or do something

Happens all morning

What does

Roger, just put a normal request

Through to Mitch about

An email that you sent him

Of some audio to load

Which, which you know, we just said

Load this mate

Well

But then Mitch said

Don't know what you're talking about

And Roger said

I emailed you

And then then the stunning emission came

To be fair, Bryce, it happens often

I'm always emailing him stuff

To be honest also, too, just on that

You've probably sent him stuff that you never used

Yeah, well, that's true, too

So

Covering your answer, we're going to like Roger

There came the stunning emission, though

When Roger said of

Emailed you

Yeah, man

Then what did you say?

Well, it's probably in the 2,161

Unopened emails

I have

You got

Of my Gmail, Barry, I was like

Oh, who?

Over 1000

It's a lot

Unopened, 61

Why

Was Roger's left unopened?

Yeah

I didn't want the vibe of it

The vibe

What?

What's a good vibe or not?

Well

Sometimes you'll come in with all caps

That's very aggressive, isn't it

Yeah, and I don't like opening emails

I think

I stress me a bit

But, Shaoji

Yeah

I'll put it on the back, Boona

But it's your job, though

It's a lot of the audio

It's definitely not Roger

Yeah, but I've got a too hard basket

It's more like a container

Yeah, it's quite full of water at the time

What

Not fair enough, man

He works as an employee, Roger, he's not a slave, mate

Yeah

You do, you treat us like your slaves

Yeah

Where's the cover?

So I threw your email in the pile of all my unopened emails

From like the I.R.D., and

Well, that's what's going to happen

Starting over over 2,000 unopened emails

Yeah, yeah

So what other emails are there apart from all caps

Aggressive ones from Roger?

Obviously all of mine

Well, yeah

There's an overdue account with the electric Kiwi there

I should probably get to it at some point soon

But that's in the too hard basket

The I.R.D., as well

I've worked out that they give you like a couple

A couple months leeway

After they send me first email

No, they don't

They actually got a hand on stuff

They charge you interest

No, no, no, no

They give you like a month before they start charging interest

So we got time after that first semester

It would appear he knows

I don't know if you've done enough

You're not wrong

How would you know?

So you only open

You only open friendly looking emails

Well, yeah

What do you say that way?

Did you say leeway or leeway?

I don't know

Ah

But stop using all caps, man

Yeah, look at true

That's just my, my, my

Yeah, that's just my keyboard

He didn't know

He doesn't know how to uncap it

My keyboard

I don't know

I can get it

Someone's texting and said they've got 22,000 unread emails

In their inbox right now

People love to say

You know, Jay, Jay

From the afternoon show

Jay and don't, good man

He runs that cutter

He'll deliberately have a bunch of unopened

I think it's emails, text messages

Showboss tegs told him

He had to come into the new year

With a clean, clean everything

And I think he might have tried that over the break

Oh, so she told him off

So he's got a clean

Showboss tegs, he wrote in lessons to her

Yeah, you gotta clean them out

Yeah

Well, maybe a full email inbox

Is a sign of a successful person

Oh, thanks to fuchsius

Like you and Jay

Yeah, two peas on a pod

What?

What?

I can't

I can't

Two peas

Can anyone

Yes

Compete

I know we can

2,000 might just be chump change

That much is running

Uh, I see

Yeah, it's a 22,000 like

Malseed before

A higher number has already come through

Yeah, from Brian

Oh well, okay, to that next

Who's running like Mitch, the worst admin

Unopened emails, just...

Right, open them, I just don't reply

That's my word of course

Oh, yeah, right

I'll see it, and I'll go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna do it

And I'll just forget to reply

Especially with tegs, that drives my wife

Oh

But, you know, like, what have you been doing?

Yeah

You're a busy guy, mate

Who's running the worst admin, let us know

To produce some merch, turns out he only opens

Friendly looking emails

So anyone's a dub, sent him

With the capitals on, which is much

It's not me being angry, it's just I'm just

I don't know what I'm doing with my keyboard

So, would I say, load this, please

Or load this, mate

There's also, like, a please and thanks

Oh, it's the adjust

Yeah

And there's an index finger type

Oh, yeah

Yeah, yeah

It's the vibe, it's the vibe, you get

How many keyboards have you gone through, Roger?

Because you type hard

Oh, you know, heaps, man

Like, yeah

They don't, they don't last long

They don't, they aren't single, like, long

Yeah

Bitter down like that

Oh, yeah, well

Yeah, at all

One of my favourite things was when I first started here

Really quickly, Roger, I had to show him

How to use shift to make a capital letter

Or his keyboard

What?

Holy

He put it up, he only knew to go caps lock

Then tap a letter and then turn caps lock off

And then, and this is why you're getting emails from me

That I can't get out of caps lock now

So now you need to show him how to get out of caps lock

So how many emails have you got that aren't open

2,161

No, I find that a lot

I can't handle the read

No, neither can I

I can't handle the read alert

You know, the little number that sits on certain apps on your phone

This has got this many done, unreal, it's like

No, no, I can't handle that

But there's plenty of people who've got more than you much

Aaron actually not emails

But he says he's got

909 unread texts

That

Gee, that would give me

Surely there's going to be some important ones in there

Brian's got 28,279 unread emails

As an open them

Khan has 35,834 unread emails

Liam has 41,000 unread emails

And currently, last one, 73,139 unopened emails

73,000

Caleb, that's from Caleb

I just haven't understand

Once again, these are the things that matter

These are the stories that matter

Well, I'll tell you what

They're staggering, but Sam joins us next

She's got even more

Oh, wow

No, I like it next

Why are you thinking about it?

A vibe guy

He's a vibe guy

And once you've got your rules, mate

Don't bend them for anyone else, mate

Oh, I don't plan to

It's got you this far, mate

Well, exactly

You're just stand on, stand on your business

Exactly, what was that email even about, Rodge?

Audio that logs them out

Audio that I need to make

I know I think audio right now

Pookie time

That's how the email read

So you've got over 2,000 unread emails

Merch correct

Yes, 2,161 to be exact

Well, which we thought seemed a lot

And then instantly takes

Start to come in

15,000, 20,000

In 20,000

30,000

Some of the ones you were just reading before miles

Unbelievable

Thought we wouldn't be able to get anywhere

Yeah

Well, that's chicken feed

We've got Sam on Sam

Sam, how many unopened emails

It's like 89,000 unopened emails

And that's just in my primary inbox

There's a whole heap more in my

Promotions and box

As well that I haven't touched

Ah, how many years mom

What are we talking here?

Ah, I don't delete emails

Probably going back to when I got it in 2008

So it's just years and years of accumulations

Coming up 18 years of just correspondence

Have you ever grouped them together

Or gone through in Peru's stuff you may have missed?

No, I mean, they check them regularly

I just don't delete things

It doesn't make anything run slower

Or any of that

Is you good with it?

No, I mean, I don't have to delete a heap

From like one of the random inboxes I had

Because Google was threatening to charge me for it

I was using that much storage

What's the most recent unopened email you've got there?

Who's it from?

Ah, that's probably like BBC

He signed up to all those newsletters, eh

I've spent how does it look

So many newsletters over the years

Like the amount of competitions and stuff you do

And then before you know, you've just got everything

Have you ever thought about sitting aside for a day

And just trying to go through them and clear them and delete them?

Oh god, no, because that would take months

Too overwhelming

Yeah

No, we're looking for this one

Yeah, just give up

Yeah, exactly

No, you're exactly what we asked for

89,000 unopened emails

Wow

You, yeah

Keep on, get to 100,000

You've got it

You've got it, you've got to get 200

Oh, there

Yeah

Well, next we've got more

Would you, would you believe me if I said that's nothing?

Really?

That's nothing

Zeta, next, how many unread emails?

Sam before 89,000

And you said, Brian, that's nothing

And that is correct because

Zeta, good morning

Good morning

Thank you for waiting, too

How many have you got?

That's right

Currently, 196,413

So, say that again one more time

196,413

Unread emails

Zeta, you sign up to a lot of things

You're getting like, like, I've got the briskos ones

to get a couple of those a day

What do you got?

Do you like Timon?

Oh, look, it's full of things

But it's actually, there's a reason behind it

And I will do it for the rest of my life

So my friend saw that I had 20,000 unread emails

a long time ago

And she said I was wild

So, I have just kept them

So that I can annoy her

That is, that is pity

And I love it

When you have succeeded four years ago

And you're at 105,000

Like, having you a children girl

Well, I'm so close to 200,000 now

Yeah, that's right

Yeah, you'll get

Now, question for, I mean obviously

There's a lot of the subscription ones

Or whatever that'll come through

That will help these numbers

But surely a lot of these unread ones

Are they any of them like from family or from work or whatever

Can you just tell from what the email is

Oh, I know they're just to that

I don't need to open it

Well, they won't be work, work's not attached to that

So there's other ones in the work email

Oh, yeah

But look, if they really needed me

They know, they know my phone number

And now, are you a text back person?

Are you what's that back person?

Like, is it just the email that's high number?

It's just the email

Yeah, I like it

Are everything else in your life in order?

Great to hear that

Absolutely

So I just want to be a petty

We will show the best

I love it

To give you 200,000

I'll let us know when you get to

You can do it, Andy

Yeah, yeah

I'll think of that

Yeah, surely Zeta is the

Is the national champion

I would say that

Surely no one in New Zealand

Yeah

Has more than a hundred and 96,000 unopened emails

You've got to prove it

You've got to send us

The Morning Rumble Instagram

Or Facebook Messenger

Let us know, because that is staggering

How many years have that taken?

Did we ask her that?

I feel like that's a really important question

Ask her

Can we just, can you just ask Creech to ask that?

I'm just really intrigued as to how many years that took

How many years has it taken to get to 196,000 emails?

She's gone

So I hate her

We'll let you know after the right

We'll let you know

Now, Creech, we had Zeta on before

And she had 196,000 unread emails

Unopened emails in her

In her computer

Wow, because it matches over 2,000

And then it prompted the chat

Exactly

No, not about 196,000

One important question though

Wasn't it that we didn't get to

How many years has it taken?

When I got her back on the blower

She said 20

20 years

20 years

Wow

I had to go through the system

To get her back on the phone actually

Because her settings are like

Please tell me your reason and name for calling

And then I got through

So I mean, clearly

Someone that is ascending like that

Is going to have 200,000

She doesn't want to be found

She doesn't want to be found

She's off grid

And we're never getting a hold of a river again either

So any more questions

Don't even bother

If she ever says email me

Yeah

That's right

Yeah, don't

Now what that means

We're going to come back next

Because

This is going off of Valentine's Day

Mel, you're all over this one

Here, thanks to Adult Toy Mega Store

Giving away, they're called Rose

Or A-Rose

Well, it's an Adult Toy

Shaped like a Rose Bud

It's got 10 functions, 10 modes

And people are loving the idea of this

The kind of Rose that you want on Valentine's Day

So yes, we'll give one away next

Also, here's the Datsons

Now, speaking of the Datsons

Bryce and Mel, Jim Beam, homegrown

March 14, Hamilton

Yeah

So good

It's always an exciting day

And back in the Tron

Datsons obviously from Cambridge

Great to have the Datsons back in the country

That was a great live bands

That's so good

We are not back though

It's Mitch

Who's taking over the rock stage this year

Only friendly clients

Bring them on, give us an MC

Bring them on

Right now

Datsons

You want a million?

We are talking about

Sun bumming

Ah, is that what I'm saying?

Ah, it's not that

That's not that

The Morning Rumble podcast

Jim, a lot of calls and texts for these very popular Mel

What a morning, it's been already

These do look good

Shaped like a delicate Rose Bud

This adult toy is the kind of toy

That you want on this Valentine's Day

I've had one in me

We're

On me, Cecil Day

Well, they fit in the palm of your hand

Took me an hour to work out what it was

It sort of was having a great morning

But I highly recommend them, team

No, they look good

Great, that's a cat

Thanks to adult toy, mega stores

So another one to give away Mel

What do we want for for this?

Well, maybe I thought we could

Celebrate my fellow single turns

Is there anyone that can out-single me?

Someone else for you today

How long have you been single?

I think it's about six years now

Okay, you've been single six years

Can anyone top that?

Okay

Surely

Mate, actually, I was talking about that

Just, and nothing wrong being single

Single's great

There's not

There's plenty of people in relation

There's plenty of people that are in relationships

That shouldn't be

Yeah, that's right

I think I was at the butcher yesterday

A bit crooked on that roach

Just something, just back in my mate Bricey up here

Lovely

Lovely lady at the butcher

Was telling me that her son is keen as

On you, Mel

So, we, potential partner

Oh, and what does he do?

He's a butcher

Yeah

Butcher

A lot of sauce

Well, that's hopeless

Because you don't even need meat melt

Well, not that kind of meat

Oh, Jesus

What an earth like you do

Anyway, me single friends out there

Who's been single the longest?

You could be winning one of these

That's sick roses

Can we beat six years?

Yeah

Well, it's been six years, isn't it?

Yeah, six years, someone was asking me yesterday

How long I've been single for

So I thought this morning we would celebrate

Yeah

All those who are single

Because why can't they celebrate

Valentine's Day

And you could absolutely celebrate it

With this rose as well

Exactly

His and his

Couple

Alone

You can bloody do it

You won't do it mate

That's fun

So, six years

Six years, and I thought

Can you beat that?

Because

I mean, what even

What qualifies single?

You know, like, you've obviously had

There's been relations

And

I've got situations

Yeah, yeah

And there's six years

But you still haven't had a long

Two boyfriend in that time

There has certainly been

Guys

Even though people might think

That I'm alone all the time

But there has been

It's just

I would want to find someone

That lasts

So this time I don't want to go through

All of that again

So it's probably why I'm a bit hesitant

But

Put it out there

And someone beat the six years

I reckon so

Uh, Miranda

Good morning

Hello

How you doing?

Miranda, you're good

How long have you been single?

Twelve years

Coming up

Twelve years

Twelve years

And so like, now you're happy but single?

Yeah, yeah, I'm not bad

Yeah, I have trust the shoes

So I'm not doing it again

Yeah, sure enough

Oh, you don't even have one

Oh, look for the pot

No, I know

My last relationship was very

Emotionally mentally abusive

And I'm

And I can't do it

I can't do that

Do you reckon one day you'll get to the point

Where you might want to invite someone into your life?

Uh,

Potentially

I guess

Well, good on you for getting out of it

It's a growing dream

Yeah

Yeah

Um, yeah

You're not supposed to ask people how old they are, right?

How old are you?

Not doing what you want to say

I'm 55

Oh, 55, yeah

Great

Well, 12, uh, 12 years

You've doubled mouths, yeah

I'm celebrating you

I'm giving you a rose for valentine

There we go

Oh my god, you've got the stone wall

Some thank you stone mat

I appreciate it

Well, we appreciate you telling your story

And enjoy your single, your single time

Love yourself

Yeah

Uh, yep

It's the only way to do it

So, you've got to have stuff

Love, you should be having anything else

Thanks, mate

Thank you

Don't forget to appreciate your call

Thanks so much

Oh, ten that one back over

I'm not giving it up

I'm not giving it that one

Make some spring white

Give that back

You're all right, you can have a few text emails

So many we can, uh, we can get it

Get to a few now and come back

Okay, well, someone's 15 years

This year, a law, says a text

Single, over 20 years, Rick and Sean

Holy heck

Uh, my sister has been single for 22 years

She deserves the rose

Yeah, wow

And finally, been single 23 years

But, they keep on coming in

They get even more

Longer and longer

For 27 years

Uh, I'm 48

Single since I was 21

And what a terrible time that was, says Rob

Uh, been single all my life

32 years, not the end of the world, carry on

Like that

Yeah, I tell you

That's the text

That's what the text reads

36 years single

chooses to pay for his intimacy

Oh

For their intimacy, I should say

It doesn't specify what gender

Don't have done off, we needed that

It's legal

You do

45 years old

I'll carry on

52 year old

Never out of girlfriend

Never out of girlfriend

And I reckon this one wins

My aunt spent 84 years single

She loved it

She was busy raising other family members

Kids

Including me

Best aren't ever

From an eater

Wow, wow, wow

For 84

Hmm

Oh, wow, wow

Back at her

It's all back at her

Get to your left side

Back at her

It's all back at her

It's all back at her

It's back at her again

Holy streets to the scords

Yeah

And it's some

Dan Eden Highlanders at home

For some bar study

I'm talking on the Crusaders

From the Crusaders

One of our favorite rugby players

My favorite rugby player

Ethan Blackout

A good morning mate

How are you?

Get a mate

Rod, crew, everyone

Morning

Hey Ethan

You are easily the greatest

Crusader of all time

We love you

Hands down

Hands down

We're great

One of the great

As just summering stuff

Been bro before we get into

a footy chat and all of that, how you been?

Oh yeah, been really good then.

Now had a good summer, went up to the top of the south

and did a few bits and bobs up there,

but now I feel fresh, ready to go, you know?

Ever tried sun bumming?

I'm sorry.

Do you know what it is?

Yeah, yeah, no, one of my good friends recommended that to me

once and I tried it for probably 10 seconds

and thought this is weird.

I'm still enough to, great answer.

Do you feel, I know you son, you're ready,

you're ready to go, but what is it?

13th of February tomorrow, do you feel like

you've had enough rest and you're ready to get back into rugby?

Well, you know, in 30 degree heat.

Oh, absolutely, yeah, I've been kind of ready to go

since December, really.

I'm just, just got off of the,

some injury of all things.

So yeah, I've been excited for a long time.

A some injury, that's so nighly for the sort of work

that you guys do and the collisions that

occur to your body to injure just something

as pathetic as a thumb must be frustrating.

Yeah, I know right, like out of the mall,

that would be the one I think would recover the quickest,

but no, not the case.

Morning, Ethan, it's Mal here.

Now, I understand that you're a taken man.

Valentine's Day on Saturday, do anything romantic

or you're a man of love?

Yeah, what's your love language?

I think I'll do the traditional thing and get some flowers.

I think we'll be step one.

Nice, yep, yep.

Yeah, I'm obviously heading to the deep south,

so I won't be home, but yeah, I've got the weekend,

so I should be able to do something romantic.

Poetry or a mix or a mix tape or something like that.

I mean, that's a bit of years, isn't it?

Yeah, you're a poetry guy.

You're seeing that a lovely message.

A bit of a selfie video, you know what I'm like?

I reckon I could punch something

under ChatGP pen and I'll never work real good.

It's modern love, and it's best Ethan Blackheader.

ChatGPT, little poem there.

How you feeling about the game?

I'm going to go rugby chat now.

How you feeling about the Highlanders?

They've lost Fabian Holland, they've lost Dylan Pleger,

but they're always dangerous under that roof.

Yeah, they are.

Yeah, we had a preseason hit out a few weeks ago,

and yeah, it was kind of a game of two hubs really,

but they'll be a different team to that,

and we're expecting them to be at their best pretty much.

So yeah, it's always good plan under the roof.

Pretty good.

I heard as well.

I think it was the end of last year.

Great man, Jimmy Marshall, water lad podcast.

He said he was on there and he had Rubin O'Neill,

who's a great man, obviously.

You'd know Rubin O'Neill, great front row.

He was saying that the success he realized

in the Crusaders paraphrasing him here

was the fact that Crusaders shower note

and the chiefs had an answer.

What do I want to know?

You've got a new stadium coming.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

How the shower facilities look

and have you been through them so far?

Newed showers, are they back on the plate?

Yeah, I have been through there.

And, sorry to say, they're actually all cubicle now.

OK, there's no one open shower in the whole building.

And did there used to be in your old stadium?

Was it an open shower there? Was it?

Yes, yeah, yeah, it was open.

So, yeah.

PC.

Yeah, it was gone, Matt.

I don't even show a note at home.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

What do you do, Miles?

Oh, yeah.

What happened?

Do we have a tongs on it?

Oh, just move on.

Now, a huge game kicking off Super rugby

tomorrow, Friday night in Dunedin,

other zoo, all the students are back.

Oh, yeah.

Do they give you a bit of abuse

or do you need the players like the Crusaders players?

Yeah, yeah.

They're constantly abusing and yelling.

Like a bit of a fuss down that in.

Yeah.

I don't know how they could abuse you if anything like that.

Anything that you can say that they yell at you?

Oh, I don't know, Roger.

Now, I can't remember for recall anything, technically.

But, yeah, they're just yelling at you.

How shit, yeah.

LAUGHTER

How good the hall underdog.

Oh, it's terrible.

It's terrible.

Who's the worst at the bottom of a rut to mate?

I mean, not often does an Ethan play an Ethan,

but Ethan de Groot, we had him on during the week as well.

Who are the niggly ones at the bottom

or that you play on the field?

That you love having a bit of niggle.

Yeah.

Oh, I hopefully in this game, I'd love to see

Mitch Dunshat at the bottom of the rut.

Oh, yeah, the one.

Yeah, and I'd love to see Ethan de Groot

at the bottom of the rut.

Good chat there.

No, excellent.

Look for that.

Amazing.

Mate, we were through all the best with the Superseason,

and it actually pains me to say that to a Crusader,

given we're big hurricanes, fans, me and Miles.

But this show, bloody loves you, mate, you're a top man

in the Blackadder.

Go well, hope you have more of a season, bro.

Hey, thanks so much, crew.

I appreciate it.

You've had a big day and a good valentine.

Yeah, mate.

Thanks so much.

You would make a hurricane's matchday 23, yeah, man.

Yeah, you'd make the wider training score, bro.

Yeah, absolutely, for sure.

Yeah, you'd be in the leadership group.

Yeah.

Ethan Blake, we'll get you out some canes, mate.

Yeah, right?

Now, produce a merch, very busy kick this off last week.

So many coming through to the sea and the hall of fame.

If you don't know what we mean, just check out

Morning Rumble Instagram, right?

Easy as.

Yep, there's a few posts up there now.

Some of the entries we've had in the balls of fame.

Yeah.

Some fantastic ones also coming in overnight from Jared Lill.

Someone that has painted a giant CMB on the roof.

Oh, OK.

Well, maybe on the neighbor's roof,

it might be on the own roof to point towards the neighbor's

property, so they have to steer at the CMB.

Which I, I think, is quite funny.

Yeah, it's gotcha. Gotcha.

They used to use it for navigation back in the day.

Is it right?

Yep.

Some of us still do.

LAUGHTER

The South Star.

Matthew Connor also emailed in with a great snap of a CMB

left at a uni hall.

It's sort of a communal lawn in the middle there

with a big CMB.

A lot of work's gone into that one.

Yeah.

I was a big fan of that.

Thanks for that email.

Yeah, that's right.

Last week, Creech wasn't inspired to get it out

into the car park as well and detect some of the other station

vehicles with a CMB whipped cream can.

Yes, have a listen.

I've got a couple of cans of whipped cream,

and I'm going to put some CMBs on these vehicles.

I'm steering.

I'm steering at a more FM vehicle with Sai and Lana on it.

I'm going to put a CMB on Sai by net faith.

He's a midget of radio.

We're doing it.

This whipped cream is good.

Oh, gosh.

It's a bit hard because I'm going from the side.

And so it just looks like I've creamed all over Sai's face.

You know what?

And that's that video was made, actually.

Yeah.

And you can see that, can't you, much?

Instagram story, if you want to see Creech creamed side

by his face.

Yeah.

You're nice.

Someone's as better.

It does.

That video is too late.

You want to see a real Picasso in action, then head along there.

A real hard taste.

Great stuff, much.

Going well, CMB Hall of Fame.

And you're texting balls, correct?

3520, right?

Yep.

And if you have a CMB, you'd like to enter in for the balls

of fame.

A message at an morning rubble, Instagram, or Facebook.

Excellent.

Great stuff.

The Lord's work there, buddy.

I've got seen a message from Mate, I know as well.

Now, it's got to the point where it's getting out of control

in some workplaces.

He sent through a message that was sent by the boss that

was saying, team on three separate occasions,

there's been inappropriate drawings on the whiteboard.

And the smoke I wrote, it needs to stop.

Oh, hey, people just keep doing CMB.

That's why.

It's infiltrating workplaces.

It's infiltrating the workplaces.

Don't stop.

Keep going.

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