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The Morning Rumble podcast the blistered heel of radio podcast found out yesterday Bryce you weren't the only one
Used to bite your warts off. Well, it wasn't warts. I'm just one in particular
I'm a particular. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't a habit
Because I had had a couple of warts here and was having to get that letter of night liquid nitrogen
And I just wasn't enjoying it like I was really I remember being really painful as a kid and scary because of what the
Bloody thumus look like and I think doctors were probably as friendly
And I was also at the same time or around the same time having to get my nose quarterised because my nose would just bleed all the time
Yeah, they have a habit back then
No, but that also involves like that. I don't know what it exactly is but like a hot long poker sort of goes up
You know, yeah, like searing it off and it sears off the blood vessel
That's my terrible terms of it. Yeah, but between that pain and nitrogen
I want to go to the doctor and so I chose my own method and this little one that was on the top of my thumb
I just started silently
And I'm yeah, sad to notice progress
Yeah, and you bit it off
Don't act like you've got things you're all proud of well
I mean the video of the video of that we're not used today
Wart 3520 if you want to see this as I tried to nibble mine off as well
Actually, that I mean to ask you to watch your plans
I mean try to bite my wall
So if you want to see that but we want to know leans you've gone to do not go to the doctor the hospital or in
Dylan's case the dentist Dylan, what did you do?
Oh now just sorry
It's like out of sun's of anarchy or something
Plires in your own mouth pulling your teeth out. What in the world war one was going on
So sorry to interrupt so you yeah straight out with pliers. Did you have any drink like you know, but a whiskey or whatever?
He did one wall driving multi-tasca
What's the pain level there? What about the blood?
Okay, okay, okay, you pulled it out. I want to know how long does it take to pull it to that when you're doing it
And what about the infection process afterwards? What did you do to keep it clean and not get infected?
Yeah, it took a few go to all three of them came out in pieces
What a psychopath you lost your teeth now was this around the same time you I had an open cyst on your face?
No different from
Come up and I've been to the doctor a couple of times and he didn't give me any product multiple times and it just didn't fix it
Yeah, women ended up with self-cut the old craft nurse at the gym there and a tool mills and
Rubbed it down with a little 95 between hungry worker and
Like that. I can and love the film
Never call us again
And now what people find amazing Dylan works in early childhood
Yeah
Looks after our kids
Oh, man, you cut a cyst off your face. Yep, that's with homebrew vodka
Dylan amazing, mate. Thanks so much
That's make you'd make it queasy with it. Yeah, I mean that's I mean I had a tooth a couple of teeth pulled out last year
At a dentist, you know, not not so good. It was at a dentist
Yeah
Players and then breaking off then you're going to go dig in deeper
Is it home home running a legal dentist that was on the news the other week? Hey, they just got caught. Yeah
Place busted in there's a med operation
Just going on isn't it well
Bryce talking about biting his warts off chewing them off Texan wart 3520 you're not the only one
Bryce some of you just then you started doing it. I was doing it as well
And then yeah lots of people have got on and said oh
Confusing I did that too. Yeah
And other ways of getting rid of them and other stuff so lengths you've gone to to not go to the doctor or the hospital
Males. What are we got dad just used to take me down to the cow shed
To burn the warts off
Liquid nitrogen from the semen bank
Oh, the ball semen's kept in liquid nitrogen. I have semen works
But a guy over the weekend
What do you think was in roach? What about my ball semen?
No, you're semen
I'll just now see some holes
Continue on with the tips please
Where to my ward was removed by my cousin rubbing a frog on it
And then pain assisted to literally bite it and chew it off
Asked by my auntie what she was doing. She just said chew on the fat
I'll continue on yeah, my mate would put a ciggy's out on his warts to burn them off
Smoked like a chimney, so I didn't take long mad dog smell a bird in here and skim was ranks his neck
I had a few as a kid. I heated a knife up to cherry red. Oh, it was like cutting butter
Like a spotting knife and it says he says it's not stupid if it works right?
Ha ha ha used a grinder on a particularly big one as well
Rind them off
Creatures loving this a let's cross the crease. This is awesome. This is rock and roll
Now creaks you wreak of a war
I'm covered in them
And I've never gone to the doctor for them
Yeah, you know what I have got the liquid nitrogen
Grind it. That's my next one
Heat up a knife
Yeah, much
Uh, just much morning, mate. Are you a wart guy? No, no, no, I don't think I've either had a wart
I don't even know how you get them now that is surprised
You'd be the guy
What
This one just came in from Chris had a wart on the side of my foot
Cracked it off a door and it began bleeding put a new bandage on it daily for a few years when I finally got it removed turned out
It was a rare form of cancer
Three surgeries later all clear good stuff Chris
Well, we isn't that
A particularly important text given the whole chat we had about avoiding going to the doctor is something we're poor at and should be very
Oh, man, it was a cancer. Yeah, good on you Chris. Um, my dad fell on this
This is not warts. This is just like refused to go to the doctor
My dad fell off his truck took a chunk out of his leg refused to go to the doctor came home one day
Lifted up his pant leg and it honestly smelled like death turns out he had gangrene
Mum forced him to go to the hospital just managed to save his leg still refuses the doctor if he can help it
That is unbelievable
But pretty common I think oh man someone cuts their warts off with nail clippers that text just came in
Uh, when I was younger says another one I had nits
I am mum didn't want to get nits shampoo. I don't get nits these days
It's one good thing. We're not gonna get them. Yeah, you're safe. I wouldn't pay for nits shampoo. We're gonna go to the doctor
She poured petrol in his in there here
I remember that big. I don't think I've done it for a few hours, but it worked. Yeah
I've heard a fly spray
Oh, it's a nitrate. Do you like the fly spray? Like yeah, like a flame drop
You'd have to be careful far out unbelievable. No problems for you, mate
I've been here. I'll be able to see
Yeah
Now I'm going to jump into the toilet. Looks like someone poured a cup of Sprite
We're pretty so hopefully I'm safe there with nits guys
You're a good unbelievable male
And then just finally came on my new years absolutely
Written off unfortunately it went to walk over the top of my bed to the other side and the dark tripped over on the blankets
Fell face first into the window sill on the other side split my nose open to the bone
Chuck some tape on it went to sleep next day. So hang over. I couldn't be bothered with A&E the next day
So I just super glued it shut
Chuck's more tape on it. He'll do all right. Looks all good now
What a way to wrap this up
Next we got breach a creature's corner
I'm never quite sure about this. Yeah, well, you should be sure about this one because this one is above board
Believe it or not. Yeah, this one is nowhere near as as hectic as some of the other one
Okay, but I have found someone that does something that only I thought I did
The man from Byron Bay
As spirit and a long lost brother a comrade joining me in the battle against the waves and it made the news
It did have a listen
My name's Dave and I'm the Byron Way fighter
I get a lot of peace a lot of freedom a lot of joy
Makes me a little inner child happy inside, you know
He gets to get in there and he starts punching on you know
It's like it feels good feels real good
So I started way fine was about three or four years old
Went down the beach with my mum and dad and I started smacking it a bunch of waves with my little red space
I used that and then it was felt like I was protecting my family and that was like oh, that's
That's it. That's the future. It's what's got to be family from the way
I feel like it's a good fight. I feel like I'm gonna defeat that wave and even if I don't I'm defeating myself
That means I'm conquering myself and that means I'm free
Dave
Some out becoming an actual news segment. Yeah, where they followed Dave out into the Byron Way
And uh showed him and somewhat of a karate stance
Some say slow news day
I would say I would say that's a watchful protector getting the flowers he deserves. They release these
They release their stories when the Epstein files come out
I used to do this what Dave did you can actually watch what Dave does by texting wave
To 3520
Of course, I wave to 3520 now. This is a day, but what what had creached it? What did you do? I was basically similar
So I used to pretend the waves were in coming hordes of enemies
Uh, and so they could be aliens. They could be zombies. They could be the Russians
You know and there I would be
Karate
You know, be up up north. Maybe go and see my my uncle and Rua Kaka
Or you know and beg of them near mom's family and Taranaki, you know
But no wave was safe when I was around you know, and I was humanity's last hope, you know
A lethal guardian the dark night and I would say things like
Make sure your breakfast is hearty for tonight. We died in hell
Oh
Creatures corner
Thanks man
LSD is
Speaking of waves
Comes in waves
Sometimes
Just good or right? Yeah, it's our fridge. I don't know what you're talking about
That's our great fridge. Do you have a driver's license? I do am I
But it's not
The government made some changes to the New Zealand licenses. No, I'm assuming we're all on our falls here because I am
Yes, what about you produce a much at 24 because you could you know get get your restricted and just sort of stay on that
Because you got to do you used to have to do another test after you got your restricted
Yeah, I was pretty quick to it though
Like I'm from my restricted to my full. I mean somebody will wait that minimum time. Did you do the the defensive driving?
Yes, the defensive driving went straight on to I don't know if it's kind of
When you're driving in rural towns
I don't know maybe yeah, you're more likely to get pulled over
I want to say
I
Not to disagree for the sake of it, but I would have thought it'd be far less
Just because less cops and stuff and there's people yeah, but I feel like
I don't have a great reasoning for this
But you got your license
Already a minute
Honestly, we have to we have to rush
This is the same
I like a lep I reckon I'm going to say 10 11 years
Because I didn't I couldn't in my head justify paying the $100
Which I think it was around about at that time might be more might be less now
To what it is to get that full license, which then have to go and take an hour test
And it's never getting pulled over in terms of getting checked and so I was just like ah don't want to
And the only reason I went and got my full license was when I started to drive the station vehicles here
At the right when you had to and I was doing rock on the road stuff
Yeah, and you
Weren't allowed to unless you'd filled out the paperwork by giving him your full license of course. We do the same else
Yeah, I was the same. Yeah, didn't get my full until I started working here
But that was way back when I was working the edge
Driving vehicles driving the PT cruiser
And you still got a PT girl. I do. I've got a yellow convertible one. That's so hot sexy
And a full license even hotter. Yeah, that's what I tell people when they go cool car
I got yeah, and I got a full license
Well, you don't need that second test now. So once you get you're restricted
That's it these new rules so you don't need to go and pay more money as you said brice get a second
Test so that's one one and done essentially
Longer time spent on lunar licenses though for under 25s 12 month lunar period and under 25s
Over a long time. Yeah, so if you're under 25s 12 month on your lunar
over 25 it's six
And the options to reduce all this if you do your practical test and stuff like that
So but you raised a good point years for you brice on your restricted. Yeah
Yeah
What a bad boy
Yes
Longest restricted. I just you know you guys might do what you told
That's a bit of a bad boy
Oh, I don't have a rock phone texture longest restricted. Maybe you still on yours
And the thing is if you still on it you know you're one
Yeah, you don't need to say I will love to know if you're
Grown at all and you've just gone
Now my day will come now and it's come you won the victory let us know
The government announced changes to the licenses driver's licenses in New Zealand
These come in to play Jan 25 next year no more full license test
So if you've got your restricted that's it you don't have to take a second test
Another test. Yeah, yeah, like a year or two later. So one and done for that and
Yeah, there could be you listings still on your restricted like you were for example brice
I was about restricted for years. Yeah, roughly 10 or 11 years
So obviously got my license around that same time as what you could was you know, it's 16-ish and
And yeah, and then just had the learners for a bit then got the passers to test got that
And then yeah, I just never wanted to pay that extra money
Justify paying that extra money to get the full and because I hadn't been getting pulled over or any trouble
I was like yeah, yeah, and I only raised my digits because I had to here at the rock to be able to drive the station vehicle
And so you're not the only one now get a mad how are you?
Yeah, not bad team not bad. Get a man. Welcome. Welcome back. Ah, so this is your your partner
Yeah, right
How long is that here restricted 24 years? Wow, that's impressive
It's impressive. Yeah
You should you should have seen the excitement on your face when she read on Facebook that the licenses were changing
You didn't need to see the test
She's just got a hang it hang in there or Jan 25 next year she'll be at the one
She'll be right now my uh my brother in law he had his
We didn't actually have a license for about
32 years and then he went and said his learners got a restricted got his full a week later got D. I see to lost it
What a ducky
So he had he had never been pulled over the whole time he had no license
Yeah, but I wouldn't if he got his license got pulled up and lost it. I wouldn't want to ask what he'd done for those
Oh
No idea just winged it. I guess
Oh
Heaves of teaks coming in males on the studio 352 zero
So someone's got had their restricted for 20 years uh then 21 years because the anxiety was so much
Went in to sit the full exam. Yeah, it was just uh so bad start doing things you wouldn't normally do driving
Yeah, because you're nervous. Yeah, of course shake it and the more she spoke the instructor the more made me feel
Try to make me feel bit of the worse it was
Niels wife's been on a restricted for 25 years
Craig says my wife's 50 she only just got a restricted two weeks ago
Because she finally got pulled over and was given him compliance as she sat in pastor restricted
So 34 years on a learners that person that there'll be people eight
Which their physical license is still the paper one. Yeah
Yeah
Still in their wallet
Rest a doctor them at uni because they're the age to get them to the bars was 20
He hadn't turned to 18 yet and the like people had scarples. Yes, and cut out the numbers from another part
It's what the numbers around yeah, and did you guys get to the bar like when you'd had enough did you go home via horse?
Yeah
Well, we'd get piggybacked by uh by peasants
Oh
On a learners for 35 years just got there restricted
35 years
Yeah, 35 only just got restricted
Finally
Simon
Benamire restricted since 1989
Sorry, technically 20s 36 years
Into their 37th year
Great effort will is it great honesty great honesty that's what it is well if you're on your restricted
Well, but that's next year though. Wait, so you saw this year we could get a trouble
I know bros. I mean it's all years Jan 25 next year 2027 so it's not around the corner really
Where we are saying follow the rules
Zealand
What have I been doing with my life?
but
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We've just been going for 20 years this year first episode on tonight. So what time hell how can we watch it?
7 p.m. On sky open and sky sport as well. That'll be
Live at 7 p.m
Just timings amazing because the winter Olympics pretty much start tomorrow
From italy
Anna Wulcox from Krug goes wild and scars she joins us. She is there in Italy. Anna good morning. Good morning. Yeah, good evening
I'm here in Italy. How are you guys going? Yes, we're we're pumped the Olympic winter games
I'm the way do you wish mails was there with you?
Okay, I'm jumping on a plane now. I'm coming, Anna
It's better to take you 40 hours to get here. Yeah
Anna it's Bryce here nice to have you on the show mate. How is Italy? I mean, how's these games and shaping up?
How's New Zealand gonna go? I mean New Zealand are gonna go amazing the games. They're shaping up
It's a little bit chaotic like yesterday. We got to go check out the venues and I felt like we weren't supposed to be the you know
They didn't really check my security ticket in that like walking up high five. I'm like this doesn't feel right
So it's a little bit loose. I think in comparison to like maybe other Olympic games
But yeah, I mean so to be here and the Kiwis are gonna kill it
When does it all kick off the opening ceremony? When's the first event? It's an opening ceremony
I believe is in like two days and but the big air like men's qualification is actually the night before the opening ceremony
We've got like four Kiwis nobody's in and the jump looks massive
It looks like it's gonna be a good event now
Anna you competed for New Zealand and such a which was awesome and now you're there
You're back at the Winter Olympics. Have you got a little bit of FOMO and how much is it? Do you think it's changed since those years ago?
It's such a oh my god
I don't have an ounce of FOMO I've been out there on the course
Like honestly, I skied back in the day when you could get away with doing like 360s like nowadays these girls are doing like
Double cooks and these jumps and the jumps are huge and yeah
No, I've definitely no answer to yes, but I mean I'd love to go out and have a shred
That's for sure
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do that, but I have scouted out like the local nightclubs here and that looks pretty fun
How do you think mulls would go on a bob sled?
Great person
The four of us
Yeah, I actually have a team
Yeah, we're cool running scenario
I reckon the double lose is more mulls
Yes, big camel toe
Yeah, yeah, right resting on top of me like a cherry
I
What are you looking for to what are you covering and what are our metal chances because you're gonna get our set a lot
I reckon are we gonna win in any medals how many medals are we gonna win?
We won two gold last time didn't we yeah, we won two last night. I honestly I'm going for we're gonna win five to six
I'm honestly gonna say and um
Yes, you know, we've got two current world champions at the moment look at her and send
He gives a definitely a double potential medalist as well as obviously Zoe, you know Alice
She's no stranger to podium
That then I'm actually most looking forward to which is a men's snowboard half pipe
I think that you know the actions just insane what we see and we've got this kid called cannava lives
Who's twin brother has been my life?
Who's the skier in the half-time who's the current world champion and you know most likely
I'm gonna say gonna get gold on a good day and cannava lives is a dark horse though
So he could topple, you know
The likes of Scotty James who's gone in for his
Fist Olympic games and medals
So the men's know what half-time which is gonna come up before the skin is gonna be the one that I'm most excited about
What temperatures are we running? How many pairs of socks have you got?
It's cold
The average is at least sort of minus five and the evenings and a lot of the events are actually evenings
Which is perfect for you guys watching at home actually wake up turn the TV on because the bigger is under the lights
The half-pipe is under the lights for you guys at home. It actually makes for like amazing viewing because you guys can catch the action
Well speaking of that the opening ceremony is on the sixth
Do you get to go because Mariah Carey is performing?
That makes sense
She's performing in Milan which is honestly like six hours away
But also Snoop dogs around you know how you get on the ground
I know so that's my goal is to try catch Snoop dog at some point
I'm sure he's gonna make it to Levenia at some point because obviously this is like these are the coolest events that
Exist at the Winter Olympics
So surely he's gonna come here right?
Neko Portia is so one gold at the last one obviously not there but I remember but he always told us
You know the different music that he'd listen to as he was doing his runs
If you were back in the Olympics just says the last question
What would be the song that you would use for a run to try and win a gold medal or do
Oh the last Olympic Games I listened to feel the love
They rudimental and John Newman that's always like a song close to my heart
Right now it's quite a good for me on the spot
Um no dog
Mariah Carey
Yeah
Some rock guys obviously
Yeah, it's the one Anna
Anna Wilcox
Yes, Anna Wilcox there the exclusive broadcaster is Skye for the Olympic Games
So Anna's there with Skye and obviously Krugger's Wild as well
Thank you so much for your time great stuff and joy
Yes it should be on your show Krugger's Wild
Daybowing for 2026 tonight at 7 miles
Yeah live from Italy ahead of the Winter Olympics
The curling the mixed curling's already started qualification
Glad they started with the real hot sexy stuff
The glamour sport so hot
So the Winter Olympics we're going to go from that to playground injuries
So there's a story here Males and it did remind us of when this was a long time ago
2011 going to hear Lea on this little bit Leophanapa when my Garvey who was our producer
Yeah, good man, right time I believe
Took you to a swing in Auckland
One of those nappy swings
Oh in a playground
That's right, put the toddlers in there
Yeah, why did you do that?
Just had a break
Yeah, content maybe
Have a long time ago, Mal, we don't know
Have a listen to what happened
Well one drain pipe Lea has gone through the front of the infant swing it up to the knee
He's bracing and hanging himself off the top of the swing
And trying to get the other cancels through the hole
That's deep
Um but it's not working too far Males
Males you need to try a lot harder than this
There's children lining up
I'm trying man
It's one of the easiest
Sorry I'm just a big brother, this is my friend here
Andrew
So he's got two legs in now
Where is the nappy chair?
Where does it reside on him at the moment
Between both knees
Yes
And now his bum is hanging
Hopefully close to the ground
Oh my goodness
He's losing grip, the weight is straining on the arm
And he's
Advances on the ground and his knees are in the air
Yama, I reckon just leave him, mate
Just leave him there
All right, all right, stay up
15 years ago
I'll stuck for ages
You were and this is why you maybe your knee gave way last year
You know the pressure on your knees back then
That's the cause
That's a long bar
It's a long bar
But you could be right
You could be right
You could be right
So you got stuck in this in this swing
But a seven year old boy
Just recently left bleeding after his foot became tangled
I saw the story
And some indoor playground meeting
The meeting in the playground
And I take we take kids all the time
They're obviously with two little ones
Yeah
It would be well since you've probably been to
One of the playgrounds, right
But them and
I mean they've got better
But it does always amaze me
When you look at them with the volume of people
Kids there saying school holidays
And the heights
I have thought it often
I might
It's amazing that
You know touch
Well there's not more injuries
I know it's amazing
Kids just going crazy as well
Yeah
I mean how would Ruben
Ruben would love the sort of thing
Wouldn't he
Year four year old?
Yeah
Well although Tyson
My son talking of injuries
The playgrounds
Last year was a
Broker's arm in two places
That's right
On the playground
Of the top of the slide
That's right
Playing tag or whatever
Yeah
Broker's arm
Yeah
That's right
So
Your playground predicaments
Seven-year-old boy left bleeding
After his foot became tangled
In an indoor playground
Netting
He was hanging up so down
Obviously
Seven-year-old
Dad had to rescue him
You mulls
I don't know who rescued you
This is like 2011
You're stuck in one of those
We were left to marry
Do you want to swing?
Stuck in a toddler swing
Yeah
You're merely adding for you
Malia, a story about a 40-year-old
Do you remember the story from last year
A 40-year-old man
Became severely wedged in a tube slide
In the state
So it was a sweltering hot day in August
Yeah
Wedged feet in head first
Firefighters turned up
Had to provide him with oxygen
And set up ventilation fans
To call the slide
It took about 40 minutes
To get him out
They had to use a saw
And yeah, provide him with oxygen
Because he was so severely wedged
It was one of those ones where they shoot down the tubes
Sort of thing
It was just like a tubey
Yeah
And he got stuck in the bend
How embarrassing a 40-year-old man
Massively embarrassed
Yeah
That's not the one
That's when you're really
So where's when you start counting calories
Oh, yeah
Yeah, no
You don't want to be there
So when you're a student age you start looking at calories
No, it doesn't mean anything to you
Until a student age
And then
Uh-oh
I'm not on deficit
I'm stuck
Being deficit
I'm stuck in a slide
What
What was it?
What was it?
G'day mate
What was it?
G'day
G'day, how are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm so good
So a volunteer firefighter
And so
Are you around a volunteer firefighter?
What happened?
Oh, no, I am one
We uh
We got a call out one day to a
A girl who was stuck in the
In the local playground
And one of them little rubber tyre swing things
Oh
And uh
She'd been in there for quite some time
Was fairly embarrassed about it
There was a lot of people around with
Cameras taking photos
And she'd just
Oh, you're out of here
That's interesting, doesn't it?
No
No
How old was she?
Older
Is that why people were sort of
Having a laugh and looking
Or was she like a child?
Uh, no, no
She was devilish
Yeah, yeah
Older teenage
You're like a new 14-15
Oh, I can
You're familiar with that
Yeah
Was it, how did I get around?
Yeah, obviously
It was uh
It was a bit
A bit of squeezing and pushing
And um, and like had to feed her out
Like the sausage, you know
Just squeeze it, squeeze a bit
And push and pull
And
Cover her up with her hand
And
Yeah
You never want a bit in there
Yeah, sorry, away you go
Oh, in the end she uh, yeah
She popped out like a little worm
And then uh, and then bolted
I love the description
That's how I get out of bed in the morning
At least was uh
At least was he uh
Was as very caring with his words
Just grabbing her as a
As a sausage
That he squeezed out
Was it was taking her as
Great work to get her out though
You got her out there whilst
Yeah, I've already over here
Yeah, I've already over here
He thinks man
He's gone
He saved the day
To regain circulation
Never thought I'd see my 70-year-old in a K-hole
That's what I saw last year
That's an in a K-hole
Exactly what happened to him
Yes, what they put him in
They didn't warn me they're going to re-break the arm too
So I know exactly how that text feels
It's gnarly to watch in here
My 12 year-old got put in a K-hole
They'd put his wrist back together
Oh, yes, that's right
Yeah
Not a job, eh
Where do you first learn to do that as a doctor?
What do you practice that on?
Roger
Is it like a nose?
You know how he's getting ready to explain?
No, no, no
I was able to get taught every bit of technique in that
But then at some point you've got to give it a go for the first time
And so that brings that
Yeah, June, yes, all right
See your turn, this is your turn
This is intriguing
I know
Because you know they'll bring in, sorry, ma'am
I was not really taking away from you
Just call you, but you know they'll bring in doctors
I'd be like, oh, mate, it's training to mind if they're in the room when you're in your course
They're with my leg
They call them all in pre-surgery
Yeah, a lot
They'll come in after surgery
Yeah
And they all was saying how little that
They were, they were like, yeah, where to?
Where is it?
But anyway, a less, back to the text
Any more, their muscles?
I was like, can't you put a little bit more on it?
Whole operation
Ashburden into media, adventure playground msap
There was a pole with bolts sticking out
Approximately eight inches on either side to make a ladder
Slipped, ripped from top of five to knee
Approximately two inches deep
Was hanging upside down
Until the teacher took off and wrapped a necktie around it to stop it bleeding
Good work
There's still meat and fat on the bolt
He had three days later 36 stitches
There's no one there to clean that mess up
Ashburden A
Ashburden
The flat out
The birds would have fed on it
It's Mitchel's hometown
Yeah
We asked Mitch about that
He said he'd never been to intermediate
Which
He never made out a promise
I think their playground is still there to be honest
Anything ever happened to you playing?
Any play injury?
No, they took our slide away from our playground
At Barra School one time
So we just took turns jumping off where the slide used to be
Things like that
Like Leaming's
You know what I'm saying
Like Leaming's
You are gold
It's so sad
Ground shock would hurt
He so often has the nerve to ever go with us
All the time
All the time
One more one more one more
Thanks Mitch
As a kid I was under the old seasaw that had the big bolt
To hold the seat on
And my brother flipped the seasaw
And the bolt got stuck in my head
I now have a dent in the top of my head
From Daniel
Oh geez
Why guys like this
That's a great question
Why are they so tough?
But as a radio show we appreciate the fact
That they do do it
And they can share with us
The Morning Rumble podcast
Produce a merch had a fantastic idea
Earlier on this week
The C&B ball of fame
We bring and produce a merch very busy
Morning time
C&Bs
Well C&Bs were sort of
Grounded into sort of burnt into a burn off
For sorry more of a burn out sorry
The e-bikes in that golf course in Sydney
Yeah terrible
That's what they did
So you gave you the idea much to
Celebrate the season b's across this fine country
Absolutely
There's so much bad news out there
And we need to look at it but a good news
And I don't think there's any better news
Than finding a C&B somewhere
There shouldn't be a C&B
And sell it
And celebrating it
Exactly
Exactly
So we've put the call out the listeners message us
You're C&Bs
Whether you've moaned it into something
You've we've had examples
People who made pancakes
Out of C&Bs
So people have bleached C&Bs
Into the back of people's heads
So keep sending these into Morning Rumble
Morning Rumble Facebook page
And we're compiling them on Rover
And a bulls of fame
Nice
Like because they're winter Olympics kickoff
Right
And there'll be the podium of the gold medals
And we could have a podium
Yeah
And a podium at a podium
Like a New Zealand street art
Like, yep, it's wanksy
Yeah, New Zealand wanksy
Exactly
If you want to check out some of this art
You can text bulls to 3520
I mean some strong contenders
For the Chodium Cayman open night as well
Um, G6 brake lights
They've been converted into C&Bs
Which I think is pretty clever
Oh, I see, I see
Some beach workers
Oh, yeah
It's a beach work Liam emailed us in
Yeah
It looks like he's made a big beach C&B
Out of a couple quad bikes
Drifting around the end
Oh, that's a nice idea
Weasley, he's trimmed a big box
This huge into a C&B
Oh, the vehicle was real impressive
That takes real skill
Someone just shaved a C&B into Jesus' leg
Perfect
Maybe that's on the Chodium
Well, this is the thing you can
There's no limits
What exactly can be created
There's one bleached into their partners here
Yeah, yeah, that's good
The world is a blank canvas for C&Bs
So, I keep them coming in
And if you want to see them as you said there
Merge balls to 3520
I check out the Hall of Fame
Guys, I also want to remember
Yes
You guys did it to me
Yes
You C&Bed me
Oh
One of the great C&Bs
And it was an inflatable, massive
No
Oh, nice
An inflatable blot one
Yeah
And I came down to my car one day in the garage
And it had been super glued to the top of my car
That's a nice idea
A shaft of shame
It looked like it was
The size of my roof
Huge
A massive
Yeah, this is in 2018
Classic
Classic
It's a dick on my car
It's a dick on my car
It's a big penis
It's a six-footed inflatable penis
On top of your car
It's stuck on there
And it's solid
I am not driving
So you had to drive it round
Drive it home
At that point you were living across
On the North Shore
But I said to drive it
Across the harbour bridge
And all of the sudden
What couldn't get off of it
It's super glued
I would have followed you
We'd have been in doubt
Who took it
Great question
Great question
Who's got it
Sharon has it
You want
Good on you, Sharon
Produce a merch on the hunt
The Hall of Fame
The C&B Hall of Fame
Texturne
The word is balls
3520
You're going to see the entries that have come through so fast
So many fantastic entries
So many great seas
And so many great bees as well
That's right
But I tell you what
This morning
We've been told to head to the car park
Produce a creature in the car park this morning
Oh yeah
Behind behind enemy lines
I am deep in the atterritory
I'm going old school radio
I can see rival vehicles
And I'm going to cream all over them
We will fight on the beaches
We will fight on the hills
We will never surrender
For freedom
So correct
You're in the car park at media works
What have you got?
What have you got?
I've got a couple of cans of whipped cream
And I'm going to put some C&Bs on these vehicles
I'm steering
I'm steering at a Morifim vehicle
With Si and Lana on it
I'm going to put a C&B on Si by Netspace
He's a legend of radio
Do it
We're doing it
This whipped cream is good
Oh gosh
It's a bit hard because I'm going from the side
And so
It just looks like I've creamed all over the side
So you know what
I'm going to keep it to the bottom
Keep it to the bottom
I'm going to keep it to the bottom
So I'm a bunny
It couldn't be nicer
He's done nothing to us
Yeah
Absolutely
Absolutely nothing
But guess what
He's a victim of the C&B
Oh the Morifim
Oh that's a doozy right there
But you capture that
You put that on Instagram stories
Can you see yourself
So you need more
Oh the next the next vehicle
Creach
Oh I'm not steering at all
At a Morifim
You
Oh right
Hotters hip hop
And
C&B
All right here we go
Oh yeah
You know it's an all out attack
No one is safe
No one is safe right now my friends
Oh that's a good one actually
That's not bad
Oh guys we've got people
People that just pulled into the car park
Hold up
Drop
Duck for cover
Duck for cover Mitch
We've been
We're getting infiltrated
I think we've been spotted
Maybe come back to me
And I think I'm keen to do an edge
I'm keen to do an edge jeep
Is there a
Is there a BYD shark there
Or a dolphin
Or one of those
One of those EV cars is going
Rogers number plate
Yeah so it says Rogers name on it
Creach
He's heard this
He's in the MediaWorks car park
This morning back with Creach
Morning mate
What are you doing
I am trying to add to
The balls of fame
By going around our enemy
Our station vehicles in this car park
And covering them
In C and B's
I've got a can of whip cream
Once it's complete
I'm taking that home
And I'm going to need a refill it
Thank you very much to the local dairy for that
Creach you've already
You've already hit the
Morey fame in my FM cars
Correct
I sure have
I sure have
Now I'm standing by
An edge jeep
It's no longer going to be edging
It's going to be full-creaming
Let's go
C and B on
I'm going to do a real
They've also done nothing to us
Well they've done nothing to us these stations
And they're also they're not enemies
The enemies would be at the company down the road
These are our family
They're friends
Yeah
Well you know
I don't got friends
I got family
What are you going to do like
Newstalk C and B
Although
The edge are road runners
So they now become sober
We are
Nice
Yeah are perfect
Now talk us through shape and size
That you're doing on these vehicles
So this one
It's quite a banana shape
Quite a good bit of curvature
Which I've heard is quite pleasurable
And now the ball
It's much longer
Much longer
A little bit thin
Not much good
But on the bees
I've added some ears
And coming out the end of the sea
I just got a little drizzle
Yeah we're on the car
I'm just on the bonnet
They're right on the front
Right on the logo
But now I'm
Now I'm hitting over to a vehicle
Which number plate
See as ROG
And it's a B-Y
It's a B-Y-D
Yes
And
To the fridge
I'm going to see in me
We're going in
C and B
Make it extra large
All right
It's starting on the bonnet
It's curving up the windscreen
And
I'm running out of whipped cream
Think goodness I bought two cans
Hold up
Hold up
We're my other one
I need to get my second one
Your car
Is drowning
It's cream right now
And you know
I know it's a dolphin
But you know they technically can't breathe underwater
That's why they come up so often
Fun fact for you
All right
I'm adding to your roof now
We're going up the roof
This is the biggest C and V made of whipped cream
You will ever see
This is diabolical
It goes right back to the fence
I think we wrap creature up there
And Roger
I think you should probably head outside
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
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