ON-AIR 🟢- Horse Pies, Evil Rog and The Mingeanator

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The Morning Rumble podcast or as Mell's calls it pointless

Guys you might have noticed we've got an extra guest in the studio. Yeah, I'm welcome. I'm good. I'm eight

So people I love how he's kicked the mall out. Yeah, I know incredible. Yeah, how old are you Tyson for those who don't know?

Are you talking to you like you're a cop?

What's your full name

They'll rise to the school holidays mates are they long? I mean no mulls just just a year is short the day is long

That's what they say just to make me laugh again. Well, when is your youngest son Miller back at school? February 9

February 9

I can't believe that they are taking the Mickey crazy

So um school all the day still for Tyson Bryce obviously yeah, yeah, it's been a long break

And then Tyson's been in the wars a little bit, but so he's in with us for a little bit

So welcome along now you had to leave because our other one Rubin that we've talked about he's four

He's been being a menace. What was he chanting in the bedroom this morning that woke everybody up?

Yeah, just chanting marshmallow because he wants marshmallow. Give us an example a bit

Punisher even him repeating it. Yeah, and so you obviously hear Bryce, but it worked Sharon and you you got woken up by that Tyson

And then how did he end it?

Give me marshmallows sniff your butt

Give me marshmallows or I'll sniff your butt if you miss it in the back

They'll silly might be a silly question. Do you have marshmallows in the house bros? No, no, oh, so we just wait

We had to go to his cafe and he only did what he's like and he's like

I can't believe this is like ten past six

Is he was he snuffing people's butts? It was nothing once

Now he's seen it now now now now now we don't want now before you go

Yeah, there's a lot of parents will be listening who also can't wait for the school hall

Yeah, school to go home. What do you suggest? What was your suggestion as to how we couldn't how we could pass time before school goes back

Let's go to London

Even though I'll take like

Day

Why do you want to go to London?

Arsenal

Really Arsenal, of course, so I've got to go

We can just take me to the next Champions League game, which they'll probably one business against the last place team

Sure, we could do that

Two options for you guys. They'll probably be in the Netherlands. Oh, okay. Well, you go there as well

Day what dad wouldn't mind going to answer that

School holidays some schools are back this week, but not where you are miles your one

Well, there's got a couple kids 12 and Miller six so Miller's I'm really pushing it out, isn't he? Yeah, he goes back to school after Easter

You going back a week the week after next actually goes back five nine unbelievable

Mike Hoskin of primary school

Yeah, he's actually back in old Huskow. Yeah, no, it's not good. It's it's you know literally like even before Christmas

It was ruined really for my 12 year old because he broke his wrist a couple of days after his school finished

Me came off his new electric skateboard. It wasn't even going fast

Well, that's what they told you

Yeah, yeah, so he broke his wrist and that was like five weeks in a car

So we're timing to yeah, we're timing. Oh, we think you've had that and I mean when does Tyson go back to school Bryce?

He's running around here. So I got to go now

Time to come on tomorrow for half a day

On a Friday the best bit is when they say you got goal setting come in for an hour, and I'm like he's he's five

I bet today what goals he got I'm goal sitting today. Yeah, what goals do you get the teacher goal setting?

Okay, and for an hour. Well, I'm actually just gonna go through my goals

Just hoping that you can read and write and I'll see. Yeah, yeah, before we took off

So you've done we're just quickly recorded

Yes in here about an incident in the car on the way home from our worst day

And now this you might not have kids right now, but if you do in I'm sure this may

Either bring back some sort of trauma or you'll know what I'm talking about, but sometimes car roads go well

Sometimes they don't and traffic can add to that if it makes a usual length of a trip longer

That was what was occurring with us. I'm it already been a tough day with the littlest one ruban and then oh

We got stuck in heavy traffic

And he gave up and

Life was hard that day

Please don't start this

Don't start. I don't want to think about that. What happened to us

So we'd like stuck in traffic and he's and he's just screaming as he'd off like the whole time

What's he screaming?

I want to go home

Yeah, and kicking mom's seat. Oh, no

Does he think about just unstrapping them and leaving him on the side of the motorway Tyson? Oh, yeah

Rubens usually so well behaved. Yeah, so out of character

When we came round to your place for the Christmas party and thanks again for having us

We really got an inside. They're like you don't exaggerate. You know, you don't overblow it

You don't embellish any stories. Yeah, he's he's just a weapon. Yeah

Leaf blower incident. That was great loved it. Yeah, he's uh, we agreed not to talk about it

Yeah, he's on a most wanted list

So for you Bryce you got ruined at home and he's four. I mean he can't go to school

So

Worst day you had during the school holidays you guys look broken. Yeah

So anyway

I'm just gonna go drop Tyson's mum now, but um

Yeah, you know thoughts told parents out there. I've still got a few days left or whatever it is

They can be some long days, but we can move on and get on with the show now as well

You tell us too much of it. I'll be terrible. Yeah

We all can't have good yarns like

Hello

Did you know the couple of couple of quick ones here?

Did you know that when you get a new kidney if you ever need a kidney transplant right? Yeah, um, I did not know this

Surgeons just leave the old one inside you see. I did not know that so some people are walking around with three or four kidneys

So they don't take it out and plug it and plug in a new one? No, they don't push it to the side of something

Yeah

You're saying

Isn't it? That's I'd like to know that pretty good. Um, how's this for a great story too?

Um

His name was

Suntory Thomas a 44 year old Air Force veteran

He had just won a racial discrimination case against his employer

When things took another shocking turn he walked into a Michigan bank with three settlement checks

But instead of being helped staff accused him of fraud and called the police

I know

Even after showing proof and giving his lawyer's number he was treated like a suspect not a customer

The checks were real another bank cleared them in less than 24 hours

But the damage was already done. Yeah, which should have been a moment of justice

Turned into a new fight of racism

So Thomas sued the bank for racial discrimination too

And won that case double check

Yeah, yeah, cool story. That's cool story

And I said before why is Abraham Lincoln cooler than Donald Trump? Yeah, well

This is why I never knew this and we think of UFC three two five happening this weekend on Sunday

With Alexander Volkowski and Dan Hawker values towards immunity a better

Well, I sorry

Continue on before becoming president Abraham Lincoln was a skilled wrestler. What's really so much so

He won nearly three hundred matches with only one loss

He was three he was three hundred and one

He once declared to a crowd on the big buck of this lick if any of you want to try it come on and wet your horns

Yeah, I've got rogues say that at the right angles has wrestling achievement

I don't know

On the big buck of this lick

Some say rog whiter's horse

Has wrestling achievements are on it in the national wrestling hall of faith

Cool story that is it that is us

No idea on that one

Cool stories are not so cool. We're winning a wrestle out of Luxon and Chippie

It would be so sad

Winston Peters, do you know what we should try to give his election year? Yes, politicians are going to want to do anything

They will we that already like trying to get in our deems going no, I don't want to go to want to hang out

What we should do is we should get Luxon and Chippie to do an Aquana wrestle

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They would have to because precious to like do anything

Yeah, for votes try make it happen guys

Great idea great idea indeed great stuff. I mean, that's the sort of debate. I want to see yeah

Paddy Gower and all them can have their own debates

I want to see an Aquana wrestle

It's throwing it out there

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The Morning Rumble podcast

Ah, this story though not cool for an Auckland bakery

It stops selling its popular horse meat pies

The story's gone everywhere

Auckland council found the horse meat was not approved for human consumption

It's been selling them for years

Traditional Tongan dish

Has it been years? They've been selling them

Because I saw the only reason to ask that is

I had seen before this became news

All of a sudden sort of in the space of about

Two months or so

You know how Instagram has a million little

Food reviewers and peer reviewers and

It became a trend to go and try the

Said horse pie

And so I'd seen heaps of little videos of people going to

Packering a bakery and giving it a nudge and then loving it

Giving it to some strangers that were outside

And they'd been loving it

Love it

And then obviously someone's caught wind of it

I know

Well you said yourself price you went there for a pie

I did

Did you say she's quite the end of last year because I'd

Been out that way and rated it great great bakery

Mine I'd say that right off the top

Yeah

Nothing paid here I've been there

Bakery was fantastic

Excellent but they've made the news

Very particular pies

Horse meat

Some horrified

Cheval

I think the French call it Cheval

Yeah it is pretty common in places in Europe

Traditional Tongan dish

Is Louis horsey

I think I've said that wrong

So apologies but it's the main ingredient

So it's why we're not

Where did the horses come from

For those pies

Bryce had a theory

Yes

The Melbourne Cup

Why would you say that

It's horrible

Yeah

I mean I'm not a far rather

Far rather eater horse

Than right one

But you're not

That's right

Egg

God you are not well

Well I'm not a fan of horses

Give me one

Give me a horse

I eat any day

Rather than ride the skirmish

You can sell

You can sell horse pies

You're just going to get the meat registered

There's got to come from a

Reputable food safe environment

Right

I think that was the problem

Yeah

The beef eat

Ben horse

Yeah

You've tried it

So here I ask

Yeah I did it in Tokyo

Yeah same

Yeah

It's pretty common

What would you like in it too

Well it's a little bit different

Yeah but strong

Yeah

That's not too bad

Richer right

Yeah

That's what

That's what the reviews were saying

When you're saying Peeweed in it

But they'd love this

Yeah I mean I loved

Love the

That's what I

It's PC gone man

You can't even

You can't

And sell a horse

Bryce

Roger's going to say

He loved the fact he was eating a horse

Yeah

You don't know

You're going to say that

Evil little man

Just a speciality of mouth

Yeah

Love the reason

Just give up on this

I was eating a horse

It's really

You're round well

But I would hope that

I mean that hasn't shut this bakery down

But they've had to remove the files

But what did shut your workplace down

What was going on in your workplace

That shut it down

What was it you

That shut your workplace down

What was going on

You can let us know this morning

I would hope to rock phone

Also to extend 3520

Usually it can quite often be

I mean there's

We're going to get to it later

But there's a great

Crane calamity story

That is just happened

Of course

We're a crane full on over

And dropping something through our house

That's going to shut down the site

Of course

So it could be some sort of human error

That caused a lot of damage

It could be fecal-related

Oh

How many stories seem to have someone

Though

With some sort of

Blockage or explosion

We've got one coming up

Have we

Perfect

We do

Auckland bakery

Hasn't stopped

Sorry, you shut down

But if they had a kept on selling the

Horsemeat pies

They would have been shut down

But they did stop

But yes, this

Puckeronger bakery

Has been selling a popular horsemeat pie

Was not approved for human consumption

According to the council

So

It's gone big, big story

They did cooperate though

Otherwise they could have gone to prison for a year

Yeah, I guess

I guess there was some sort of chat

And they said, oh

You know

Horse pies

Can we keep selling them as a yay or nay?

They said stop horseing around

That one's too obvious

Yeah, they have

Should you just leave brisks or

Yeah, just leave the profession

Yeah, you should just leave brisks

Yeah

Ironically, this is shut down the shop

Ha ha

Shut down the square place

You're right, bris

Yeah

We've got Clayton though, now Clayton

All right, all right, all right

I'll take Clayton

Oh, we've got my bad

Hey Clayton, how are you mate?

Hey guy, it just got up

So good, what did you do

Shut down your workplace

Um, so I was working in the back account down

Yeah, and I was using a forklift

To get a pallet of soft drinks out

And I

accidentally

Unhinged all the shelves

Above the pallet that I got

So when I pulled when I pulled the pallet out

The whole shelving unit when everywhere

He was food and he was class

And the soft drinks

Exploded and it was like a rainbow of

Everything it was

It was quite majestic

Did it look like a bunch of kebabs of explode

Yeah, yeah

Now do you just

Step out of the forklift and just walk home

Do you just keep on walking to your car

Just get out of it

No, I stayed in the forklift for a little bit

Wondering what had happened

Do you obviously that

Shuts down the workplace and stuff

Clayton, but do you then have to

You made to clean it up

Like how much worth of damage was it do you know

There was a lot there was

I was a whole lot like

Floor to ceiling shelf

The whole collapse

Everything all that

Yes

There was a lot a lot of stuff

And you know I had to help clean it up

There was a whole heap of it

So but it shut it down for ages

And I was banned from the forklift rower

Yeah

I mean that's a whole other day isn't it guys

That we could look at

Why did you lose your forklift rower

We should just jot that down

Because there's a week there

That would be a banger

That would be a banger

Why do that tomorrow

Yeah

Why do that next

In fact text through 3-5-2-0

Why do you have your forklift rower taking off your

Have anything spring swine Clayton

You've helped

Thanks again Clayton

You're welcome

Welcome

Wanting to know what did you do

You shut your work place down

Clayton on before

Shutter's work place down

With a forklift incident

The supermarket

Chris from Simmeroo joins us

Morning, mate. How are you?

Morning Chris

Morning guys, how are you?

Good

Great have you on

What did you do Chris?

Um so well it wasn't me

But a job site we were working on

Had a block of toilets there

And they got all blocked up as they do

And um the

Sucker truck come in

To clean it up

And um

I don't know what he was doing

But he charged it up and then he

Smacked the pump on

And it must have been in reverse

And just a Mr. Poo

No

No

Poo everywhere

It was dripping off the ceiling

In the pool

I had to get in there

And he had to get in there

And clean it up

And um

It was dripping off the roof on to him

And I was great

Why any trouble vision

Why do you have to get in there and help?

I do

I refuse to

I wasn't going in there

Bug of that

Oh

Yeah it was pretty pretty pretty nasty

I took a look and then he could smell

I was like, now I'm out

Yeah I don't know

You're out of there

And how long did it shut this particular

Workplace down for Chris?

It didn't shut the actual job down

It's self but yeah there was no way anyone could

Use those toilets for a while

He was for sure

Remember how we had

Sorry you go, mate

What are we going to say Chris?

No

No no no no, you're right here

I was going to say there was this

But broken toilet at our workplace here

And it was like

Ripped off like some sort of VIP section

Yeah

It just didn't get fixed for about

Yeah

A year

Yeah it was

Yeah yeah that's right

It's not a mouse

Yeah it's not a mouse

Well I couldn't sit down Chris

On the toilet properly

So I'd use the urinal

For my toes

Any other Chris got a shirt?

Thanks Chris

Thanks Chris

Thanks mate

Confronting

Walking into the bathroom

And mouse is backed up on a urinal

What the hell are you talking about?

I would say purged

I would say backed up

I've got

I was precariously purged

Yeah it was your knee was dodgy

The things are better now though

Oh yeah yeah yeah

I don't know why you still do it

Yeah

Why we did

Well until I get an email

From facilities

I'll keep going up

Is there a scaffer in New Zealand

Who's the largest traveller in the nationally

The Morning Rumble podcast

And also on the show

Yesterday did mention this

Uh, Bryce

He used to do a cartwheel

Not now

Not with his bucket

Not with his knee

Can you cartwheel roach?

No man I know you made me try this

And I can't

I actually get dizzy

Get vertigo

I think

I know

But in my vert

Number vertigo kicks in

When I try like

Oh wow

Oh wow

Yeah

Can't do that in your fifties

If you could I can't do it in my forties

Are you thirties?

Yeah

Can you cartwheel help?

Not in the skit

So that was yesterday

And we've just done it

And producer Kreech he's on to it

Text in wheel

3520

You'll see myself you

Bryce and Mel

Mel filmed

Mel's film

Real varying degrees of ability

Between

Mel roach and myself

Now roach

The reason I reckon you want to text

wheels is 3520

See this video

I mean let's we'll put it out there

Mel

Mel pretty good at cars

Very good

But what you want to see is

How roach possibly has ever said

That he suffered from vertigo

I've never seen so much

Thing is

So gravely bad

Yeah

It's incredible

It's like there's a magnet

So it's like it's guts has a magnet

Oh Jesus

We're just in terms of our low-toes

Yeah

Terrible

Terrible

Terrible

Terrible

Having looked at it

It's a terrible technique

And so I have to sit down

And why

He said himself

He's got vertigo

Sorry I thought you were

No

No but he gave it a go

Yeah

And it's roach the way that's

And that's the great thing about roach

And also it's the hardest thing

Is adults

Sometimes

I know

You can have all this

Thornton theory

And provide on your head

But with the actually do it

Or try it as a different thing

Oh this is the thing

Now that's what we want to know actually

I mean 100 rock phone text in 3 5 2 0

Stuff you tried as an adult

And as a kid easy

As an adult hard

Yeah

I mean just

I mean I remember the years ago

I remember when I took the kids on

At the water slide

This is years ago

When we could we were

Should have been peak fit

This at this point

Yeah

What is how old would you think

I would have been only like late 30s

Early 40s doing this

And

Try to you know

Be how far could you get down the water slide

And beat the kids

And this is when I dislocated my shoulder

Doing that

One

One and done

And my fingers

Little finger is still sore

From

From

The water slide incident

M.I.G

Daughters 21st

Two weeks ago

Still

He checks

Be some another man

Now

That's Jesus man

That's it

Just

I swear

Every match in here

He's seen all three

What do you make of that

What do you make of

What do you make out of the athletic ability

Especially Raj

Oh he can't even turn on his mind

I was going to say

You kind of look like

The little monkey thing

From Madagascar

King Julian

The Lima

Yeah

Yeah

Place Julian

I like the moment moment

I like the moment moment

You're like the

Moment

I like the moment moment

That's you, right

That's you

Thanks, mate

Can you count where you'll match

Uh, probably better than you guys

Uh, he talks about this

This game doesn't make sense

That in the next song

That'll be up too

Uh, but what did you try as an adult

Uh, you know what

As a kid used to be able to do it easy

Now it's very hard

And you introduce yourself

Let us know

Oh, he'd heard a rock phone text in three phone two zero

And we'll come back

Match matches

Match has so much confidence

Yeah, I love my child, Maya

And I had love his confidence

I'm going to try ahead that

Yeah

I feel like you would have been good at lots of stuff

When you were young

Oh, well, yeah, of course

What are some of the things

What's the thing?

It's a lingerie, right?

I mean, poke some of it

skateboarding

Oh, I wasn't much of a skateboarder

But

It doesn't look that hard

What have you tried it before?

Doesn't look that hard

Have you tried skateboarding before?

Uh,

Wow, yeah, maybe like a long board

We've got a skateboard, I've just found one

Yeah, we do, it's uh

Let's see

Who wants to see

Mitch

No

I don't know

Given Oli a guy

What does it need to do a cartwheel on the skateboard?

Pop an Oli on a cartwheel

Yeah, Garmin

Play song this film this

Kids can do cartwheels, they can pop them out

No problems

I took a

I took some difficulty doing a cartwheel

Just before you

It's more stunning Roger

That you just suffered from vertigo

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

It's just

It's impossible to get vertigo

You're almost

You lower than what you are

When you start a stand-up

But you really make sense

If you want to watch it though

Wheel 352-0

Mel

Has great tech map

Great at cartwheels

You used to do a lot of cartwheels as a kid

Haven't done them in a few years

But I feel like it's just

It all comes back

You know

I seem to actually

Uh, and you know

That's what we want to know

I 800 Rock, Phone, Text, and 352-0

Stuff as a kid is easy

You're tried as an adult

Oh, gee, it's hard

And uh, young producer Merch

He's been shouting his mouth off

Which we can get to next

Because

Oh, yeah

It went horribly wrong for him

That's a really impressive

That's so good

And we're not exactly how we thought it would go

Which is great

Dreadful

Yeah

Dreadful ability

Sean, good morning mate

How are you?

You're not bad yourself

Yeah, Sean has a curse

On the trampoline

It's easy then what

What happens?

Yeah, last year

Uh, 30 years old

After being good old trampoline in my life

Jump on trampoline again

About three ounces in tweaking back

And uh, years to weeks off work

Yeah, Sean

It's exactly what we wanted

Just jumping up and down

Tweak to back

Yeah, just jump up and down

Then you get a chance to try to flip

Or he thinks fancy

Did you like drag yourself off the tramp

You know, like, it's like

So hard to get

Rollin' a flop

You're humiliating

Farrasing

What a, what a, what a loser, Sean

There's no way I could do that now

Thank you, Sean

Thank you for sharing

Thank you, bro

Thanks, mate

Appreciate the call

Coming through as well

To get your checks in

The studio 3520

Uh, I used to be able to flip

On the tramp

Tried on my son's tramp

Uh, I'm 31

In, uh, 39 excuse me

Bout hard

Took me a week to recover

And the trampoline isn't

Bounce the same since

Scott Skimboarding

Really wish I had the coordination

Still be able to do it

Skimboarding, yeah

Are you on the beach there?

Yeah

Uh, single ski

Uh, uh, dragged my old, um

Butt up and tore my hammy

Uh, uh

This is on the water

Not on the mountain

I see

Still limping around

Maybe another week and I'll be back at works

Is Rochelle

When I was young, I used to be able to get out of bed

Without thinking my body was falling apart

Nowadays, I'm aching

Just noises

The groans

Roger's a massive noise guy

Yeah, I'm getting worse, actually

Yeah, I'm

We know

It's a thing, though, you're not alone

Yeah, it does look that text

It does happen, yeah

Especially when you try like

Cartwheeling and stuff

And

I'd better sit down

Sit down a lot today, yeah

Oh, don't eat

Oh, Roger, people are onto you, mate

Tics came through and said

You've got vertigo side effect from your COVID, JAPAN

Hahahaha

Hahahaha

Yeah

Oh, man

Tony shouldn't have got it

Tony shouldn't have got it, mate

Hahahaha

Hang on, man

What happened?

Come on after that

Oh, wow

My heart started beating faster

Have just done one about 20 or so minutes ago

Um, a South price and mal

Mal, you're outstanding

And you can see this if you text in wheel

3520, you can see it's all doing a cartwheel

Wanting to know

And it was pretty hard for me to do a cartwheel

Obviously 52

Uh, but stuff you try as an adult

You're not 92

Hahahaha

God, you're so close to getting to a village

Right, you're just

You know

He should do, Disha

I want him to take over Keith Quinn

Hahahaha

And there's ads

Oh, the funeral ads

No, I should, I should

Yeah, no, it's

I mean, I just watch myself

It's not very good

I have to admit

Mal said I was feeble and pathetic

Yeah, Disha

It most things

Hahahaha

At least you tried it

You gave it a go

Yeah, I'm looking at a preview

I couldn't, so, you know

You could put an entry

I'm feeble and pathetic

Yeah, you need focus

Yeah

So what are your tries and adult

As a kid, it's easy

As an adult, oh, it's hard

Yeah, few more there

Played hard and seek

With my 70-year-olds as a text

Broke my ankle and foot in two places

Oh, no

How do you, how do you do that

Playing hard and seek

I don't know

It doesn't, doesn't make any sense

No, when you're here

It's blocking

You're looking for so much

Yeah

You're literally just walking around, don't you

Oh

And there's my ankle

That's a so useful setter

I know

No, yeah

No, you can see their foot under the curve

No, I'll see you, mate

Did a backflip on the tramp for the kids

Yeah, cocked it

We know the side

Doc said I was millimetres away

From breaking my necks

It's so dangerous to try the fluffing

Is an adult

My mate broke both his alboes doing a flippe on the trampes as another text

Cam

Slip and slide

Yeah, cam

Rochkin attest to this

The slip and slide feels like you've been hit by a bus the next day when you're in your 40s

Oh, yeah, hell yeah, dead

And this is bad from Liam

Jumped in the hallway to kill a cockroach on the ceiling

Yeah

Landed

Dislocated my knee

Two years off work

Two knee reconstructions

Not as easy to jump up and down as an adult

Cheers, team

Liam

We're Markable

If you want to see Mitch, Mitch is only 24

He's not like even like in his 30s

And he claimed he'd be better than us as well

And as per

I just want much to learn

Like one of the great things you could learn, mate

Just so he has an older guy to you

I don't want to hear

Keep going, Mitch

You, me, you

Tex to Mitch

Mitch to 3520

And have a look here

Have a look at Mitch doing a cartwheel

We'll discuss it after the killers

Honestly, do yourself a favor

Myself, Bryce Mal did a cartwheel

At reception here at work

Varying levels of form in those three rods

100% mate, you can make your own mind up

You'd be the judge

Well, if there's a podium, Mal is a top

I used to do them lots as a kid though

Right

You guys

Maybe didn't, I don't know

Yeah

Was something I enjoyed doing

Mine's more a round off than a cartwheel

And that was pretty good

Rodge

Mine resembles a crab

Crawling across the beach

Pretty much

Yours was a round down

You gave it a shot though

I go

I could go

Tex didn't wheel

3520

This is like a downstairs crab

It's scary

Oh

No one's crab downstairs

You gave it a go, Jan

You can Tex wheel to 3520

But what I'd also really encourage you to do

Whilst you were wasting some time this morning

Whatever you're doing

Texed Mitch

3520

Because it's matches

It's our 24-year-old producer

Who just there's no one with more confidence than much

Oh, Mitch

AMD could do a way better cartwheel

Well, the environment was really con-Joseph to my cartwheel

Oh, there was a chair in the way

No, I moved that

Yeah, I mean it might have a lesson here

Producing Mitch, this is my cartwheel

Ah

Ah

I can't watch your match, shit

You have to see this

We make up it upon review Mitch

Your own cartwheel

Lonely

Lonelylonely wrong those covid jams gave me food to go

You're doing well, you really want to see this, it'll make your day better.

Merch 352-0 and he's only 24 as well, but as an adult, you know, trying to do kid stuff,

they're still coming through miles 352-0.

He learned to ride a motorbike, crashed into a tree out the back of my house when the bike

stalled all I could hear was my neighbor's wife and my missus cracking up from 30 metres

away.

Dylan, I flipped out of a tree onto the tramp, I landed on my back and bounced and landed

it on the steel bar at the ground.

Two years prior, I fell out of a tree house and landed on a concrete corner post.

He's right.

Nadia, this is the worst, arguably.

Nadia was trying to stop myself, stop herself on a tramp at the trampoline park to give

someone else a turn, next minute.

It just sounded like a shotgun going off as both my tip and fib snapped through the front

of my leg.

No!

I didn't realise at the time and I continued to walk for about 10 metres, then I collapsed

and completely agony.

Like compound fractures, your two biggest bones in your thigh through the front of her leg.

It's going to act a move, it's going to act a move, that's so brutal.

Oh, thanks for your calls and your texts on that.

Raise up for Nadia and all of you.

Yeah, if you want to make your day better though, do text in March 352-0 to see March

attempting a cartwheel, guarantee you'll love it, you really will love it.

Thanks, Matt.

The linder I just can't understand here, something so small can be so impressive.

Well, Mark, you would know about that, whether it's next with Jane Riley.

Good morning, Rumble podcast.

In Geraldine Mitch, so pretty close to Ash Burton in the south.

Yeah, like 15-20 minutes away.

20 minutes away, so pretty close to your hometown.

A truck this happened last week was carrying portals, crashed on State Highway 1 in Canberra,

happened last week in the afternoon about 2 o'clock.

Actually rolled on a section of State Highway 1 in Geraldine, so far in emergency we're

called and earlier, so rumours spread pretty quick.

Rumours suggested there were 3,000 litres of fecal matter.

Whoa!

Whoa!

When you say, what's a keg, a keg is three litres?

No, no, sorry, I'm not a keg, but a yard glasses is three litres.

Yeah, yeah.

Do you know what I'm doing there, you know?

I know, but when you think of, you know, how much liquid is in a yardy bed, three litres?

And that's 300,000?

All these portals, well, they thought 3,000, but the number was exaggerated, but still,

the story says, 500 litres of waste was spilled onto the highway in Geraldine.

The driver of the vehicle was not injured and they used some sort of substance to contain

the spillage.

He was down in the dumps.

Oh!

A real crap gastro-feet.

I hope they got to find them a real poudini axe.

Oh!

And a factored traffic, and they had to chewed everybody around.

Oh!

Sorry, sorry.

I mean, cleaning that up would have been a sewer-side mission.

Are you sewer-skidding?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I got it.

Um, I like that you put your thinking crap up, came up with that one.

Terrible story.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my god, Bryce, I know.

Oh, it's to come and clean that up.

Uh, police today, come, my company, was it the scene carrying out the cleanup of 500 litres

of fecal matter after a truck rolls?

You don't want that call.

No, no.

No, no.

So summer has returned to a lot of the countries.

I mean, a lot of places, great weather, all of a sudden, again, after it was pretty rank

in a lot of places.

Terrible.

That's the one day, though, that you do want the heavens to open a.

If you drive in that truck.

Oh, god, please.

Please, just rain.

And use some poo puri to make it snobbier.

I hear there's a crane.

There's a stool cleaning it up.

Oh!

Match you, buddy.

Match.

It sounds like a shitty situation.

I want to, I want to add to it.

No, I'll wrap it up there.

I'll snap it off.

Flash that one down the dining hall.

That's a bad day.

That's a bad day.

Yeah, it must have been around poo theory in the afternoon.

We're going to come back.

You've got a new feature on the show called Stats Incredible.

I do.

I do.

What are we going to learn about next?

Shats Incredible.

Yes.

Yes.

He put your hand up.

Sorry, sorry.

No, we talked about this.

Put your hand up.

Time out.

Time out for you.

No talking for crutch for 20 minutes.

That's right.

Stats Incredible.

Stats Incredible.

Stats Incredible.

New feature for Miles this year, 2026.

Some amazing stats that he's got.

Morning, Miles.

Morning, guys.

This is where I blend stats, facts,

some of Bryce's cool stories as well.

Doesn't matter, man, I love it.

This is great.

This is the unsinkable.

Her name is Violet Jessup.

Yeah.

Right?

The great unsinkable Violet Jessup.

She was an ocean liner stewardess.

She had a knack for surviving maritime disasters.

Wow.

She survived the Olympic in 1911.

She was on board.

The massive ship.

When it collided with the HMS Hawk.

The ship was damaged but did not sink.

Luckily.

She was a one year later in 1912.

I know what happened.

You know which one she was on.

Yeah.

The Titanic.

She was on board when it hit the iceberg.

She survived when she boarded lifeboat 16,

holding a baby that had been handed to her.

No way.

Women and children's history.

And she was also on the Britannic in 1916.

During World War I, she worked as a nurse on it.

And the ship struck a naval mine in sank.

She jumped overboard, suffered traumatic head injury,

but survived yet again.

Three maritime accidents.

Yeah.

Sort of banana.

Get her off the boat.

Yeah.

The dancing plate of 1518.

Roger, you would have absolutely nailed this.

Oh, yeah.

It was a bizarre case of mass hysteria

that struck the city of Strasbourg.

A woman known as Frouve Toffia.

Yeah.

Stepped into the stream just began to dance fervently.

She didn't stop for days.

Right.

Within a week, 34 others joined her.

Yeah.

Within a month, there were 400 people dancing uncontrollably

in the streets.

Doctors and authorities bizarrely decided the cure

was more dancing.

Right.

So they built a wooden stage and hired musicians.

That backfired.

I think this is how a laneway started.

Yeah.

But not no one died at laneways.

No.

Dozens of people died from heart attack strokes

out of sheer exhaustion.

They don't know why people just started dancing.

They do not know.

No.

It's so bizarre.

It's so bizarre.

It's like a...

Like a...

Like a bus stop.

Yeah.

You would have survived.

You're great on dancing with the stars.

Yeah.

2018.

Yeah.

Some say that I was looked like the dancing plague.

Who said that?

Your car wheel looked like you full and over.

Unfortunately.

Sorry.

But you gave it a red hot go.

And finally, in 1932, the Great Emu War.

Have you ever heard of the Great Emu War?

Not at all.

It is the most embarrassing military operation in history.

The Australian government declared war on emus

and lost following World War I.

20,000 emus migrated to Western Australia.

They just destroyed wet crops.

The Minister of Defence sent soldiers armed with Lewis machine guns

to kill the population.

But the emus proved shockingly resilient.

They had adopted guerrilla tactics.

They split into small groups.

No.

Ran in chaotic patterns.

They made them impossible to aim at.

One soldier noted the birds had the invulnerability of tanks.

After weeks of effort, thousands of rounds of ammunition

fired.

Only a small fraction of the 20,000 birds were killed.

The military gave up and the emus continued to enjoy the weak crops.

That is the Great Emu War of 1932.

Aussie Day was Monday.

Try your day.

Dan the Hangman Hooker.

He came in the last Monday.

He was our first guest for 2026 because he's fighting this coming Sunday

in Sydney, USC, 325.

Taking on Benoit St. Denise, a Frenchman.

And here he is.

He's Dan describing his opponent.

It feels at least that this fight week in this build-up

is a lot more chill than the last one.

Maybe not as much bad blood.

Yeah, because you're f***ing arguing with a dog.

He's the nicest bloke in the world.

I was caught up.

I was gripping his straws.

I was calling him ugly.

He's not even that bad looking.

He's got ears like a lifeboat, but besides that,

what has he said?

I've seen him yesterday.

He shakes my hand and says,

thanks for taking the fight.

I'll go f*** me days.

How am I supposed to argue with this bloke?

Okay.

Everyone in Sydney right now knows to just point the microphone at Dan.

Yeah.

And the only thing that worries me a little bit is there's some...

They keep asking about Paddy Pumblet.

You're saying Paddy?

I mean, we're guilty of what I asked them about it last week.

But I feel like it's a little bit side-tracking away

from someone who is literally a French assassin.

Someone who worked in the special forces,

BSD, as he's commonly known,

just sitting there silently throughout this week.

Nothing really being asked of him.

And Dan just keeps getting asked about someone who's not the guy in front of him.

Who just lost.

Yeah, it's the only thing there.

But, of course, he gives such great answers to anything.

Have a listen.

And what other sport could we get to do this?

What other sport do we get to do this and not go to jail?

And we've made it.

And I've tried to...

We tried to...

We all tried to say the right thing for so long

to make this like a mainstream sport.

But look at it now.

Now it's Paramount Plus.

It's 3D Air and New Zealand.

It's two men fighting each other in a cage.

And I absolutely love it.

I got into fighting.

I got into fighting to punch people in the face and not go to jail.

And for the longest time, I had to sell it and say it was a sport.

And do this and that.

It's not.

I hear because I love to fight.

I love to fight people.

And now I can see that because we're mainstream.

That's why I'm an exclusive here on Man of Air in Australia.

You're in the right.

I've been tricking you.

I've been tricking everyone for 15 years.

And now I feel like we've reached the point where I can be honest.

He is a modern day Gladiator.

He is in terms of mindset.

Yeah.

You know, we've had that chat.

He would like him or love him or hate him whatever.

He's so authentic.

And he's not like the rest of us.

Everyone likes to probably think that tough on their good day.

Not in that manner.

Listen to what he dreams about when a fight's coming.

Have a listen.

I actually stopped dreaming.

I've had a very long time ago.

That's a real story.

You know, when I stop dreaming, I just say dreams.

You know, when you're having fight dreams,

when you wake up and you're fighting someone and you're hitting them like heaps

and you just can't hurt them.

That's like a real common one.

Well, I actually figured it out in my dreams.

I would like clinch them and then need them.

And then they give them heaps of cuts and there's heaps of blood.

And then since I figured out how to bash people in my dreams,

I've never dreamed ever again.

I've clocked it.

Anyway, I'm just happy Dan likes us.

Same.

When is it? What time?

A week.

Sunday, Avo Mal.

Yep.

We're going to have the co-headline fight.

Dan Hamman Hooker ranked sixth in the division.

BSD ranked eighth.

Eight.

It is a massive fight in terms of consequence for both of them.

With everything happening and everything coming up,

like that White House card.

I'm adamant.

The Olympics will have MMA.

Not like in the next one in LA or even Brisbane.

One after.

But he's right about being mainstream.

Oh no.

Look how it's going now.

The Olympics will get on that money train.

You're right there, Miles.

Yeah.

Mate, when they say get your friend up,

we pick me up.

I landed on my head.

I'm still going well.

Gotta put some ice on it and not go to sleep.

I'm having a great night.

How you doing now?

The Morning Rumble podcast.

So, Bryce, we're like, we've had stories early this morning

about horse meets, horse burgers.

Yeah.

And I said, I'd rather...

I'm sorry, horse pies.

Yeah.

I mean, or burger would be good too.

I mean, I'd rather eat a pie, a horse pie than ride one.

We get it.

No fan of horses.

Oh, what a choke.

No fan of dogs either.

It's from the dog show back in the day.

What a TV show that was.

Why would you watch it?

You had a dog.

So, I'm a dad.

I lived on the farm.

Obviously, big farmer.

Love watching the dog show.

What are the dogs running up cucumbers?

You come to farmer.

He's the round out that it rained out the sheep.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So...

Rural roach has been established for a long time.

Always.

And quite often, lately, has got the information correct too.

We've asked him a rural question.

Yeah.

He's got it out there.

And you, the great farmer of Texerns,

he's like, yeah, he's not as long as I'm wrong.

Not wrong.

Not wrong.

Roach, I'd like to know.

And it involves dogs.

Yeah.

How much do you think?

Yeah.

A good farm dog's worth.

You see, yeah.

So, you know, like, you want a good one.

Yeah.

You've got a heap of stock or whatever.

You're sure you're needing a good dog here.

What are they speaking?

I mean, we never really had it.

We never had a farm dog, so I don't really know.

I mean, a good one.

I'm throwing $400, $500 out there.

I don't really know, but I'm assuming...

They've been expensive dogs.

Would you pay over a grand for a dog?

Well, I wouldn't.

Do you think people would?

Possibly people would.

People would.

I'd rather just buy a decent motorbike than you don't need a dog.

But...

I say you don't need dogs if you've got a good motorbike.

Is that what you just said?

Correct.

Yeah.

Because when we were farming, we didn't have dogs.

As I said, I had my 50cc motorbike.

Then we upgraded to a three-wheeler.

And they're the bomb.

That's what you need.

They're in the farm.

They are.

Then we got a four-wheeler.

So, um, yeah.

But you don't need a dog if you've got a good motorbike.

Yep.

Correct.

I don't know about that.

I don't know about that.

It depends on the size of the farm.

I would have thought so, man.

Because you need a dog to help you out when you get...

Round and up.

Yeah, I mean, you've got a big shit farm.

I'd love to see Rodge on a motorbike.

With no dogs, round and up some sheep.

You need to get that organized this year.

Who wouldn't watch that bit?

I'd watch it.

I'd watch it.

I'd definitely watch it.

I mean, if you're on a big sheep farm,

you better off, you need a horse.

To round out the sheep.

Takes us to come in.

Just shut up Rodge.

Thank you for that, too.

I'm super interested in that.

Yeah, so am I.

Because you'll just, if you leave him, you'll keep going.

You'll keep going.

Prefer to keep going, too.

And Aussie, they're crucial, they're saying.

Because he's like a labour-shorter at shortage in that department, you know.

Rodge, why?

They rely on dogs.

Rodge isn't, listen to a word you say.

No, especially that I'm saying it to him.

That's what I'm saying, stupid bitch.

Yeah.

He's still been to a dog.

Wow!

What do you got for a sea of rice?

Why do you ask?

I'll wrap this.

Today's all nice.

It's going to happen for another year as the go-as.

What do you ask?

I ask you because all the prizes of a long-standing North Island

working dog auction are in disbelief after $320,000 changed hands

and their latest sales.

No way!

Look, sheep farming, writing a wave of record landpri...

When you just tell us if you know the info,

record landprices, strong international demand,

buyers arrived at the auction,

near Funganoi last, so they were the better extra cash

in their pockets for that.

Okay, so they obviously, they show the dogs off

in front of the farmers, then you go to the auction,

I believe it's how it works.

Now, this dog tricks top price,

when you're taking the top price to the top selling dog,

I mean, oh, well, I'm three, four grand.

12,000, three, four, three, four, three, four,

how good.

We're the low tricks.

Doesn't do tricks for 12 grand, then the top hunt away,

Mufasa, from Tai Happy's Peter Wilson,

sold for 10,500, wow, which topped last year's 9,800.

That young farmer sold three more prized dogs,

Spud, Shaggy and Queen,

which would also be a great name for a radio show.

You're just a Spud, Shaggy and Queen in the morning.

On the morning farm show.

And it's a strong line of prices, seven hunter ways

and two heading dogs sold for at least 9,000.

Hunter ways of, so you've got multiple dogs

over 8,000 bucks being sold.

That's crazy money doing the rounds for us.

They're valuable.

You can't put a price on love.

You can't, or good workers.

Well, those dogs, they're more, you know, I'm sure.

I don't want to speak for farmers,

because I know nothing about farming.

Obviously, I've said my cousins are,

but the loyalty, the friendship,

the crucial worth of those two,

you wouldn't put a price on it.

A man's best friend, does that say?

Yeah, well, he's seen my father-in-law Fred.

He's gone to head a farm dog for a while

and it's lost its marbles,

it's obviously wasting a lot of money.

The dog barks at his own shadow now.

And he got it, it's gone, I've gone a bit,

not quite right in the head.

Are you talking about, you're talking about yourself.

Yeah.

Are you just, New Zealand?

Couple of questions.

What have you spent on a dog?

Oh, you're going back to New Zealand.

Brudge, no, no.

Do it.

I mean, you've got to be able to pay to buy it.

Buy it.

Yeah.

Also, how far off is Roch with this chap here?

Yeah.

Statter interest.

But you don't need to, that's like a mint farm bike

for like $10,000.

Idiots.

Oh, now you're calling farmers idiots.

Yeah.

It blew me away how much some of these dogs are going for.

Over $320,000 spent at the auction.

Multiple dogs up and around that $8,000,000 mark.

Money well spent, mate.

So worth it.

Which is mint farm bike.

If you wanted to go down that, haven't you?

Roch has said, too, if you've just joined us.

Great farmers.

Ain't anybody, if you sound that.

No, I don't.

You said you don't need a dog if you've got a good bike.

No, you don't, you don't need.

Not every farm has a dog or dogs.

No, I'm not saying that.

But there'd be dogs that absolutely require the services

of a dog, hence those prices.

It's critical.

Some farms here.

And you were saying they wouldn't.

They don't need them.

They're a bit of bike.

They wouldn't need a dog.

I'd love a farmer to ring up and give you some advice.

Absolutely.

You're probably too busy working.

Well, you buy these dogs, you say?

Actually, just while we're here, sir.

I've got time.

Give us your best dog whistle.

Me?

Yeah.

Yeah, but I want to hear it.

Roch, you're going to learn to hear it.

Who wants to hear it?

No, we're going to learn.

This is if you've got dogs.

You're going to learn how to whistle.

Give it, give it a go.

And then another.

Have another go.

Worth it.

If you take some, I'll do that.

Absolutely worth it.

Why don't you round me up with your whistle

to get me to do a text?

Spent 4,700 on a miniature poodle.

Oh, nice.

Then found out he's majorly autistic.

Oh, ho.

Waste of money.

Oh, ho.

What's the majorly autistic poodle?

Miniature as well.

I'll be awful.

Paid 2100 for our hunting dog.

She's kind of got a record of 213 deer in seven years.

I paid 4K for my Leon burger.

You should Google them.

That sounds like an exotic dog.

It sounds like our boss.

Yeah.

Roch spent $6,000.

I spent $6,000 of my dog, mate, in cert prices.

No price for.

Sick, yeah, no price for us.

$6,000 on a dog.

Yeah.

I spent 15K on vet bills for two of my farm dogs as Deon.

And someone imported a Durg de Boudou from Hungary.

Durg de Boudou from Hungary costing 25 grand,

which covered the dog, shipping, quarantine, and the shops.

What do you make of that, Roch?

25 grand.

That's, have I heard any higher than that?

Like, have you heard of $50,000?

Alex for a dog and all that.

Alex, good morning.

Hey, how's it going?

Good luck.

Alex, you just joined us to win the amount of money

you've spent on a dog, roger's furious.

Ah, it's just dumb dogs, yeah.

Dumb dollars on dogs.

That's what it is.

Dumb dog dollars.

I reckon these boys should have you back

and like a dog, roger.

Not wrestling for one, but what are we talking figures?

Yeah.

Bunch of a dog.

Got run on the book.

No, no, no, no.

Yeah, bloody connection.

Just cutting out there a little bit.

We'll try it again.

Alex, how much is that, mate?

Any better?

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, 50 grand.

Oh, 50.

Run.

Got run over by tractor.

They spent $50,000 and it got run over by a tractor

or did it cost $50,000 to fix?

No, sorry, the vet bill was 50 grand.

Oh.

And then he lasted a couple of years

and then got put down with complications

where they're down the track.

Well, of course it did.

Oh, that makes it.

Oh, I can't just have some sympathy.

Cheers Alex.

Sorry, Alex.

Cheers, have a good one.

You're right, Alex.

This is the thing with these dogs.

You know, you spend all this money on the dogs.

And dogs, they can do stupid things.

They'll get, they'll chase the tanker, like the milk tanker.

And the tanker runs them over,

or breaks their leg, or they fall down a big hole on the farm.

And they go missing.

You spend all this money.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, I said last week, wasn't it, like,

trying to fix a dog, like 10, 12k.

That's a truck to feed you, like bullable.

But 50k, like, that's a truck to Europe.

That's the parry.

But you're, you're, you're, like, you're getting

your six or seven countries for 50k in Europe, aren't you?

Yeah, but you're not, didn't get the relationship.

The love, the love.

Yeah.

The way I'm going to tell when you get back from.

The bond.

No, no.

No, you got some dogs, dude.

Are you laughing now?

I'm just, there's just, you know, like,

you'll never know what, just that full attention of love.

But I also won't be broke.

A mate says a text, a mate paid 31k on two breeding dogs,

Roger.

One can't get pregnant.

The other got bitten by a snake and perth and die.

Ah!

Got it, got it, any better?

Ah!

Got it, got it, any better, Mosey.

We're going to come back.

Roger, small smell.

The rocks, morning rumble.

You got to take a breather.

A lot of text and calls going through on how much you paid

for a dog.

Bryce, you have the story of the, the farm dogs

that are going for record prices at the moment.

Yes.

And fun and all, classic dog auction that they have every year

in prices of the beaten previous records.

A $320,000 spent multiple dogs over the $8,000, $9,000 mark,

all saying absolutely worth it, rippers.

And just to get a full year in Roger, Roger has the rule,

most rural background.

He does.

He finds the rural Roger.

He does.

You don't need a dog on a farm.

At all.

Even if you run in sheep and cattle and all that,

he just said, you just buy a better motorbike, apparently.

I'm intrigued to know whether that's true.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, there are a lot of motorbikes.

You do very well on a motorbike, probably need a horse.

If you're on a ragged sheep country as well.

So a lot of texts are coming through out.

They mails on a lot of suggestions coming through.

A lot of you, not particularly liking what I've got

to say about dogs this morning.

Those aren't broad castable.

Those suggestions.

A lot of angry people.

A lot of angry people.

You're not a nice person, Roger.

Yeah, I won't read that one.

Yeah.

But we are gifted.

We were gifted, excuse me, says Jamie, a hunt away pup

that we didn't want.

Six years later, wouldn't be without an absolute farm asset.

Yeah.

And PS Roger, I'd like to see you ride a bike in sheep and beef country

would be RIPTO.

I want to see that.

I really desperately want to take it.

Because I'm already directing it in my head.

And I see Roger out there on his motorbike.

Which he said he's at one with the other day.

It's all happened this week.

It would dominate.

Just a little bit of Benny Hill music.

And just trying to get a hold of all these sheep.

Around all these sheep.

Around them up.

Yeah.

With his whistle.

Give us your whistle again.

Oh, wow.

Oh, good.

Do you know the most expensive breeds of dogs?

I would love to, mate.

Because, yeah, look.

I just, I can't believe some of these numbers.

I'd love to.

Well, I'm just going to give you, uh, so French bulldogs.

Oh, okay.

That's what you had for us.

War and G head.

What are you reckon I paid for War and G when I bought it?

I think you told me three grand, wasn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Which is probably about 4% of what you actually end up paying for.

I've gone up way more.

How much now?

I think that more like four grand.

I can't.

At least four for you.

I have some people pay.

I'm sure someone will creep to me on there.

Um, but Roger the, um, Tibetan master.

Oh, yeah.

Big dog, hey.

Are they big, big dogs?

Uh, big dogs.

So, uh, some of those prices can fetch from hundreds of thousands.

No.

No way.

Over a million more like sectional specimen.

No, you're having me on China.

A million dollars.

It's quite rare as well, aren't I?

Yeah.

How does that make you feel, Roger?

Yeah, but wouldn't an investment.

Yeah.

It's like a big house.

It's like a house.

You'd be gouted if you got a, um, a stink one.

A stink one.

Yeah.

Yeah, you would.

That's unbelievable.

Thanks for your calls and your texts.

On behalf of all New Zealand farmers, someone wacko.

It's a text that just came in from.

Wow.

What an hour.

Half an hour ago.

Last year, Bryce, croc boat names dominated the media landscape.

It was like croc business names.

Yes.

A few, a few different variations, but it was the boat names that really

so to speak, launched us.

Really, dudes.

Um, it was like five or six.

Oh, launch.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, it's very good.

Oh, five.

It's your job.

You're useless.

Well, I'm just about to play an example here, males.

It's how good it was.

So they're like five or six volumes of croc boat names.

Here's a taste.

Boat names, volume five.

The clam tickler.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, no.

No, man.

Uh, dory hole.

I like that one.

Got a mate and Aussie.

Uh, he's not well.

Yeah.

Uh, he's, he's got his boat.

Well, the great barrier.

He's sick.

That's great.

That's great.

That's great one.

Look at that.

Of course, that fair, Mitch is just found it for us.

One in eight people in New Zealand, uh, roughly own a boat.

That's incredible numbers.

Oh, yeah.

One in eight.

You, you see a lot around, don't you?

I mean, you do see a lot around.

But, uh, yeah, that's a lot.

That's a lot.

I wonder how many of the percentage of those actually use them all the time?

Because you do see a lot that just popped up on people's lawns, don't you?

That's, that's their business.

Leave them alone.

That's not, that's not what you mean.

That would be me.

I don't know how to do that.

Yeah.

You would, Malzie.

I feel like, yeah, I've got a boat.

I'm not idea how to launch it.

I don't know where to put it.

Or back it.

Yeah.

No, definitely don't know to back it.

Oh, yeah.

I much prefer having mates with boats.

Yeah.

So, uh, Crook boat name's Bryce.

I mean, this might spark something, but you've got one, do you?

Well, I don't know if we have our intro Roger, bring music.

Oh, I mean, well, yeah, yeah, got the, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, sent one.

Okay.

I thought we were done.

We've done so many versions and we couldn't be added to nothing.

But this is an actual photo of the boat with the freshly painted name.

Okay.

Now, I've thought about it for a day or two.

Do I say it?

Do I not?

Don't say it.

You have to now.

It's just, it's incredible.

You know, a lot of them had great plays on words and puns and, you know,

a great barrier of reef, for example, as to what they made.

Yeah.

That's clever.

You know, and a lot of them had the pun, the tie-in.

Yeah.

Roger, if you just give us a drum roll.

Absolutely, mate.

Absolutely.

So, the last one is called their boat.

The Minje Nater.

Minje.

Minje.

Minje.

Minje.

Yeah.

The Minje.

Minje.

Yeah.

The Minje.

Like the Terminator.

Absolutely nothing.

Yeah, well, it's just a fencer.

Master Fencer.

Imagine calling that Coast Guard.

Yeah.

Yeah, our Minionator, just passing through the bar.

Minionator.

Yeah, that's right, that's through.

What are we doing?

We're getting...

Uh-oh, we're very wet on board.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh.

Oh, rain.

Don't be shy.

Get your tongue to the lung.

Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Oh, ah, ah!

Oh, ah, ah, ah!

Well, well, well, well.

The Morning Rumble podcast.

It's not a new feature, Miles, but it's been a while since we've looked at cranes.

You actually saw the green come crashing down.

It didn't crash.

It's summer salted.

Crane calamities.

Yeah, we'll tell you where we're going.

Getting to Thailand, Miles.

Good morning.

We certainly are.

Good morning, guys.

Good morning.

We're going to a, uh, a site on a family's home in Corn, Ken in Thailand.

This is the dramatic moment a crane operator absolutely cooked at Havilluson.

Yeah, that is a crane operator dropping a pre-fabricated summer house on a family's

actual home in Thailand.

The machine was hoisting the one-ton unit over neighbouring properties, but the driver

miscalculated the weight.

It toppled over on its side, the crane dropping the summer house onto the house.

No one was hit.

Severe damage, though, to the actual house on the ground.

Creach, uh, who was king of the bounce backs, you can actually see this.

If you text in the word crane 3520, you can see what Miles is talking about to see this

crane calamity.

Absolute calamity.

It looks a bit preoccupied at the moment.

It's the moment.

The crane 3520 C-R-A-N-E, I sit that up earlier, I don't know what's going on now, my blood

is rushing somewhere else.

What are you doing?

What are you hoisting there, buddy?

What's up?

You hoisting some denim.

Anyway, see you later.

Hey, you crane calamities.

Let us know this morning.

I don't have to rock for him.

What's gone wrong with you and the crane?

3520 as well.

Now, frightening looking jawbait.

Those of us in our skill sets.

Right here.

I mean, a lot of jobs are, you know, with, like, being a surgeon, all those you could,

let's could go on.

But there's something about a crane with how high up they are, what you've got to do,

they're responsibly involved, like...

How heavy they are?

How heavy are they, Rod?

How heavy are they, Rod?

How heavy are they, Rod?

How heavy are they, Rod?

How heavy are they, Rod?

How heavy are they, Rod?

Oh, probably about 20 tonne.

What, just say it.

So, I'm just saying, don't know, someone that you know.

Just say they're just...

I'll be, I'll be, I'll be pretty much bang on.

No, no, no, no, no!

No!

It's not too late.

Wonder, I wonder when the, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's ever worked.

Yeah, I stopped doing that one.

I don't think it has.

No.

They were lifting, like, what, like, a pre-fab sort of stuff on the...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, a summer hire.

But it was too heavy for the actual crane.

So, it pulled the crane over.

It didn't actually disconnect.

And the worst part was, though, it got pulled over right as it was midway over the actual house.

Yes, that's correct.

What a damage.

Oh, real crane calamity.

Here's one, uh, horror crane incident, have a listen here.

I was working in Telpo, um, there's a 30 ton truck crane and it's got an electronic

handbrake on it.

And I jumped out of the crane, tore into the full man on site, next thing I see is

this crane rolling down the tank, hit a wall on the right hand side, dead off that wall.

Went flying across to the left hand side, missing the concrete panels move about to lift

up and smashed up a brand new Mac concrete truck.

I jumped out of that about three meters back over a cube and threw a fin.

Ryan, have you got any estimation on the damage done?

Dollar wise.

It was 50 grand to the concrete truck and 35 to the crane.