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This is a podcast from Rover
The Morning Rumble podcast or as Mell's calls it pointless
Guys you might have noticed we've got an extra guest in the studio. Yeah, I'm welcome. I'm good. I'm eight
So people I love how he's kicked the mall out. Yeah, I know incredible. Yeah, how old are you Tyson for those who don't know?
Are you talking to you like you're a cop?
What's your full name
They'll rise to the school holidays mates are they long? I mean no mulls just just a year is short the day is long
That's what they say just to make me laugh again. Well, when is your youngest son Miller back at school? February 9
February 9
I can't believe that they are taking the Mickey crazy
So um school all the day still for Tyson Bryce obviously yeah, yeah, it's been a long break
And then Tyson's been in the wars a little bit, but so he's in with us for a little bit
So welcome along now you had to leave because our other one Rubin that we've talked about he's four
He's been being a menace. What was he chanting in the bedroom this morning that woke everybody up?
Yeah, just chanting marshmallow because he wants marshmallow. Give us an example a bit
Punisher even him repeating it. Yeah, and so you obviously hear Bryce, but it worked Sharon and you you got woken up by that Tyson
And then how did he end it?
Give me marshmallows sniff your butt
Give me marshmallows or I'll sniff your butt if you miss it in the back
They'll silly might be a silly question. Do you have marshmallows in the house bros? No, no, oh, so we just wait
We had to go to his cafe and he only did what he's like and he's like
I can't believe this is like ten past six
Is he was he snuffing people's butts? It was nothing once
Now he's seen it now now now now now we don't want now before you go
Yeah, there's a lot of parents will be listening who also can't wait for the school hall
Yeah, school to go home. What do you suggest? What was your suggestion as to how we couldn't how we could pass time before school goes back
Let's go to London
Even though I'll take like
Day
Why do you want to go to London?
Arsenal
Really Arsenal, of course, so I've got to go
We can just take me to the next Champions League game, which they'll probably one business against the last place team
Sure, we could do that
Two options for you guys. They'll probably be in the Netherlands. Oh, okay. Well, you go there as well
Day what dad wouldn't mind going to answer that
School holidays some schools are back this week, but not where you are miles your one
Well, there's got a couple kids 12 and Miller six so Miller's I'm really pushing it out, isn't he? Yeah, he goes back to school after Easter
You going back a week the week after next actually goes back five nine unbelievable
Mike Hoskin of primary school
Yeah, he's actually back in old Huskow. Yeah, no, it's not good. It's it's you know literally like even before Christmas
It was ruined really for my 12 year old because he broke his wrist a couple of days after his school finished
Me came off his new electric skateboard. It wasn't even going fast
Well, that's what they told you
Yeah, yeah, so he broke his wrist and that was like five weeks in a car
So we're timing to yeah, we're timing. Oh, we think you've had that and I mean when does Tyson go back to school Bryce?
He's running around here. So I got to go now
Time to come on tomorrow for half a day
On a Friday the best bit is when they say you got goal setting come in for an hour, and I'm like he's he's five
I bet today what goals he got I'm goal sitting today. Yeah, what goals do you get the teacher goal setting?
Okay, and for an hour. Well, I'm actually just gonna go through my goals
Just hoping that you can read and write and I'll see. Yeah, yeah, before we took off
So you've done we're just quickly recorded
Yes in here about an incident in the car on the way home from our worst day
And now this you might not have kids right now, but if you do in I'm sure this may
Either bring back some sort of trauma or you'll know what I'm talking about, but sometimes car roads go well
Sometimes they don't and traffic can add to that if it makes a usual length of a trip longer
That was what was occurring with us. I'm it already been a tough day with the littlest one ruban and then oh
We got stuck in heavy traffic
And he gave up and
Life was hard that day
Please don't start this
Don't start. I don't want to think about that. What happened to us
So we'd like stuck in traffic and he's and he's just screaming as he'd off like the whole time
What's he screaming?
I want to go home
Yeah, and kicking mom's seat. Oh, no
Does he think about just unstrapping them and leaving him on the side of the motorway Tyson? Oh, yeah
Rubens usually so well behaved. Yeah, so out of character
When we came round to your place for the Christmas party and thanks again for having us
We really got an inside. They're like you don't exaggerate. You know, you don't overblow it
You don't embellish any stories. Yeah, he's he's just a weapon. Yeah
Leaf blower incident. That was great loved it. Yeah, he's uh, we agreed not to talk about it
Yeah, he's on a most wanted list
So for you Bryce you got ruined at home and he's four. I mean he can't go to school
So
Worst day you had during the school holidays you guys look broken. Yeah
So anyway
I'm just gonna go drop Tyson's mum now, but um
Yeah, you know thoughts told parents out there. I've still got a few days left or whatever it is
They can be some long days, but we can move on and get on with the show now as well
You tell us too much of it. I'll be terrible. Yeah
We all can't have good yarns like
Hello
Did you know the couple of couple of quick ones here?
Did you know that when you get a new kidney if you ever need a kidney transplant right? Yeah, um, I did not know this
Surgeons just leave the old one inside you see. I did not know that so some people are walking around with three or four kidneys
So they don't take it out and plug it and plug in a new one? No, they don't push it to the side of something
Yeah
You're saying
Isn't it? That's I'd like to know that pretty good. Um, how's this for a great story too?
Um
His name was
Suntory Thomas a 44 year old Air Force veteran
He had just won a racial discrimination case against his employer
When things took another shocking turn he walked into a Michigan bank with three settlement checks
But instead of being helped staff accused him of fraud and called the police
I know
Even after showing proof and giving his lawyer's number he was treated like a suspect not a customer
The checks were real another bank cleared them in less than 24 hours
But the damage was already done. Yeah, which should have been a moment of justice
Turned into a new fight of racism
So Thomas sued the bank for racial discrimination too
And won that case double check
Yeah, yeah, cool story. That's cool story
And I said before why is Abraham Lincoln cooler than Donald Trump? Yeah, well
This is why I never knew this and we think of UFC three two five happening this weekend on Sunday
With Alexander Volkowski and Dan Hawker values towards immunity a better
Well, I sorry
Continue on before becoming president Abraham Lincoln was a skilled wrestler. What's really so much so
He won nearly three hundred matches with only one loss
He was three he was three hundred and one
He once declared to a crowd on the big buck of this lick if any of you want to try it come on and wet your horns
Yeah, I've got rogues say that at the right angles has wrestling achievement
I don't know
On the big buck of this lick
Some say rog whiter's horse
Has wrestling achievements are on it in the national wrestling hall of faith
Cool story that is it that is us
No idea on that one
Cool stories are not so cool. We're winning a wrestle out of Luxon and Chippie
It would be so sad
Winston Peters, do you know what we should try to give his election year? Yes, politicians are going to want to do anything
They will we that already like trying to get in our deems going no, I don't want to go to want to hang out
What we should do is we should get Luxon and Chippie to do an Aquana wrestle
Yeah, and they'd have to because with the belt yeah round their necks and yeah
They would have to because precious to like do anything
Yeah, for votes try make it happen guys
Great idea great idea indeed great stuff. I mean, that's the sort of debate. I want to see yeah
Paddy Gower and all them can have their own debates
I want to see an Aquana wrestle
It's throwing it out there
A committee has formed a study co-herp, but the habitation
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Go habitation
The Morning Rumble podcast
Ah, this story though not cool for an Auckland bakery
It stops selling its popular horse meat pies
The story's gone everywhere
Auckland council found the horse meat was not approved for human consumption
It's been selling them for years
Traditional Tongan dish
Has it been years? They've been selling them
Because I saw the only reason to ask that is
I had seen before this became news
All of a sudden sort of in the space of about
Two months or so
You know how Instagram has a million little
Food reviewers and peer reviewers and
It became a trend to go and try the
Said horse pie
And so I'd seen heaps of little videos of people going to
Packering a bakery and giving it a nudge and then loving it
Giving it to some strangers that were outside
And they'd been loving it
Love it
And then obviously someone's caught wind of it
I know
Well you said yourself price you went there for a pie
I did
Did you say she's quite the end of last year because I'd
Been out that way and rated it great great bakery
Mine I'd say that right off the top
Yeah
Nothing paid here I've been there
Bakery was fantastic
Excellent but they've made the news
Very particular pies
Horse meat
Some horrified
Cheval
I think the French call it Cheval
Yeah it is pretty common in places in Europe
Traditional Tongan dish
Is Louis horsey
I think I've said that wrong
So apologies but it's the main ingredient
So it's why we're not
Where did the horses come from
For those pies
Bryce had a theory
Yes
The Melbourne Cup
Why would you say that
It's horrible
Yeah
I mean I'm not a far rather
Far rather eater horse
Than right one
But you're not
That's right
Egg
God you are not well
Well I'm not a fan of horses
Give me one
Give me a horse
I eat any day
Rather than ride the skirmish
You can sell
You can sell horse pies
You're just going to get the meat registered
There's got to come from a
Reputable food safe environment
Right
I think that was the problem
Yeah
The beef eat
Ben horse
Yeah
You've tried it
So here I ask
Yeah I did it in Tokyo
Yeah same
Yeah
It's pretty common
What would you like in it too
Well it's a little bit different
Yeah but strong
Yeah
That's not too bad
Richer right
Yeah
That's what
That's what the reviews were saying
When you're saying Peeweed in it
But they'd love this
Yeah I mean I loved
Love the
That's what I
It's PC gone man
You can't even
You can't
And sell a horse
Bryce
Roger's going to say
He loved the fact he was eating a horse
Yeah
You don't know
You're going to say that
Evil little man
Just a speciality of mouth
Yeah
Love the reason
Just give up on this
I was eating a horse
It's really
You're round well
But I would hope that
I mean that hasn't shut this bakery down
But they've had to remove the files
But what did shut your workplace down
What was going on in your workplace
That shut it down
What was it you
That shut your workplace down
What was going on
You can let us know this morning
I would hope to rock phone
Also to extend 3520
Usually it can quite often be
I mean there's
We're going to get to it later
But there's a great
Crane calamity story
That is just happened
Of course
We're a crane full on over
And dropping something through our house
That's going to shut down the site
Of course
So it could be some sort of human error
That caused a lot of damage
It could be fecal-related
Oh
How many stories seem to have someone
Though
With some sort of
Blockage or explosion
We've got one coming up
Have we
Perfect
We do
Auckland bakery
Hasn't stopped
Sorry, you shut down
But if they had a kept on selling the
Horsemeat pies
They would have been shut down
But they did stop
But yes, this
Puckeronger bakery
Has been selling a popular horsemeat pie
Was not approved for human consumption
According to the council
So
It's gone big, big story
They did cooperate though
Otherwise they could have gone to prison for a year
Yeah, I guess
I guess there was some sort of chat
And they said, oh
You know
Horse pies
Can we keep selling them as a yay or nay?
They said stop horseing around
That one's too obvious
Yeah, they have
Should you just leave brisks or
Yeah, just leave the profession
Yeah, you should just leave brisks
Yeah
Ironically, this is shut down the shop
Ha ha
Shut down the square place
You're right, bris
Yeah
We've got Clayton though, now Clayton
All right, all right, all right
I'll take Clayton
Oh, we've got my bad
Hey Clayton, how are you mate?
Hey guy, it just got up
So good, what did you do
Shut down your workplace
Um, so I was working in the back account down
Yeah, and I was using a forklift
To get a pallet of soft drinks out
And I
accidentally
Unhinged all the shelves
Above the pallet that I got
So when I pulled when I pulled the pallet out
The whole shelving unit when everywhere
He was food and he was class
And the soft drinks
Exploded and it was like a rainbow of
Everything it was
It was quite majestic
Did it look like a bunch of kebabs of explode
Yeah, yeah
Now do you just
Step out of the forklift and just walk home
Do you just keep on walking to your car
Just get out of it
No, I stayed in the forklift for a little bit
Wondering what had happened
Do you obviously that
Shuts down the workplace and stuff
Clayton, but do you then have to
You made to clean it up
Like how much worth of damage was it do you know
There was a lot there was
I was a whole lot like
Floor to ceiling shelf
The whole collapse
Everything all that
Yes
There was a lot a lot of stuff
And you know I had to help clean it up
There was a whole heap of it
So but it shut it down for ages
And I was banned from the forklift rower
Yeah
I mean that's a whole other day isn't it guys
That we could look at
Why did you lose your forklift rower
We should just jot that down
Because there's a week there
That would be a banger
That would be a banger
Why do that tomorrow
Yeah
Why do that next
In fact text through 3-5-2-0
Why do you have your forklift rower taking off your
Have anything spring swine Clayton
You've helped
Thanks again Clayton
You're welcome
Welcome
Wanting to know what did you do
You shut your work place down
Clayton on before
Shutter's work place down
With a forklift incident
The supermarket
Chris from Simmeroo joins us
Morning, mate. How are you?
Morning Chris
Morning guys, how are you?
Good
Great have you on
What did you do Chris?
Um so well it wasn't me
But a job site we were working on
Had a block of toilets there
And they got all blocked up as they do
And um the
Sucker truck come in
To clean it up
And um
I don't know what he was doing
But he charged it up and then he
Smacked the pump on
And it must have been in reverse
And just a Mr. Poo
No
No
Poo everywhere
It was dripping off the ceiling
In the pool
I had to get in there
And he had to get in there
And clean it up
And um
It was dripping off the roof on to him
And I was great
Why any trouble vision
Why do you have to get in there and help?
I do
I refuse to
I wasn't going in there
Bug of that
Oh
Yeah it was pretty pretty pretty nasty
I took a look and then he could smell
I was like, now I'm out
Yeah I don't know
You're out of there
And how long did it shut this particular
Workplace down for Chris?
It didn't shut the actual job down
It's self but yeah there was no way anyone could
Use those toilets for a while
He was for sure
Remember how we had
Sorry you go, mate
What are we going to say Chris?
No
No no no no, you're right here
I was going to say there was this
But broken toilet at our workplace here
And it was like
Ripped off like some sort of VIP section
Yeah
It just didn't get fixed for about
Yeah
A year
Yeah it was
Yeah yeah that's right
It's not a mouse
Yeah it's not a mouse
Well I couldn't sit down Chris
On the toilet properly
So I'd use the urinal
For my toes
Any other Chris got a shirt?
Thanks Chris
Thanks Chris
Thanks mate
Confronting
Walking into the bathroom
And mouse is backed up on a urinal
What the hell are you talking about?
I would say purged
I would say backed up
I've got
I was precariously purged
Yeah it was your knee was dodgy
The things are better now though
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I don't know why you still do it
Yeah
Why we did
Well until I get an email
From facilities
I'll keep going up
Is there a scaffer in New Zealand
Who's the largest traveller in the nationally
The Morning Rumble podcast
And also on the show
Yesterday did mention this
Uh, Bryce
He used to do a cartwheel
Not now
Not with his bucket
Not with his knee
Can you cartwheel roach?
No man I know you made me try this
And I can't
I actually get dizzy
Get vertigo
I think
I know
But in my vert
Number vertigo kicks in
When I try like
Oh wow
Oh wow
Yeah
Can't do that in your fifties
If you could I can't do it in my forties
Are you thirties?
Yeah
Can you cartwheel help?
Not in the skit
So that was yesterday
And we've just done it
And producer Kreech he's on to it
Text in wheel
3520
You'll see myself you
Bryce and Mel
Mel filmed
Mel's film
Real varying degrees of ability
Between
Mel roach and myself
Now roach
The reason I reckon you want to text
wheels is 3520
See this video
I mean let's we'll put it out there
Mel
Mel pretty good at cars
Very good
But what you want to see is
How roach possibly has ever said
That he suffered from vertigo
I've never seen so much
Thing is
So gravely bad
Yeah
It's incredible
It's like there's a magnet
So it's like it's guts has a magnet
Oh Jesus
We're just in terms of our low-toes
Yeah
Terrible
Terrible
Terrible
Terrible
Having looked at it
It's a terrible technique
And so I have to sit down
And why
He said himself
He's got vertigo
Sorry I thought you were
No
No but he gave it a go
Yeah
And it's roach the way that's
And that's the great thing about roach
And also it's the hardest thing
Is adults
Sometimes
I know
You can have all this
Thornton theory
And provide on your head
But with the actually do it
Or try it as a different thing
Oh this is the thing
Now that's what we want to know actually
I mean 100 rock phone text in 3 5 2 0
Stuff you tried as an adult
And as a kid easy
As an adult hard
Yeah
I mean just
I mean I remember the years ago
I remember when I took the kids on
At the water slide
This is years ago
When we could we were
Should have been peak fit
This at this point
Yeah
What is how old would you think
I would have been only like late 30s
Early 40s doing this
And
Try to you know
Be how far could you get down the water slide
And beat the kids
And this is when I dislocated my shoulder
Doing that
One
One and done
And my fingers
Little finger is still sore
From
From
The water slide incident
M.I.G
Daughters 21st
Two weeks ago
Still
He checks
Be some another man
Now
That's Jesus man
That's it
Just
I swear
Every match in here
He's seen all three
What do you make of that
What do you make of
What do you make out of the athletic ability
Especially Raj
Oh he can't even turn on his mind
I was going to say
You kind of look like
The little monkey thing
From Madagascar
King Julian
The Lima
Yeah
Yeah
Place Julian
I like the moment moment
I like the moment moment
You're like the
Moment
I like the moment moment
That's you, right
That's you
Thanks, mate
Can you count where you'll match
Uh, probably better than you guys
Uh, he talks about this
This game doesn't make sense
That in the next song
That'll be up too
Uh, but what did you try as an adult
Uh, you know what
As a kid used to be able to do it easy
Now it's very hard
And you introduce yourself
Let us know
Oh, he'd heard a rock phone text in three phone two zero
And we'll come back
Match matches
Match has so much confidence
Yeah, I love my child, Maya
And I had love his confidence
I'm going to try ahead that
Yeah
I feel like you would have been good at lots of stuff
When you were young
Oh, well, yeah, of course
What are some of the things
What's the thing?
It's a lingerie, right?
I mean, poke some of it
skateboarding
Oh, I wasn't much of a skateboarder
But
It doesn't look that hard
What have you tried it before?
Doesn't look that hard
Have you tried skateboarding before?
Uh,
Wow, yeah, maybe like a long board
We've got a skateboard, I've just found one
Yeah, we do, it's uh
Let's see
Who wants to see
Mitch
No
I don't know
Given Oli a guy
What does it need to do a cartwheel on the skateboard?
Pop an Oli on a cartwheel
Yeah, Garmin
Play song this film this
Kids can do cartwheels, they can pop them out
No problems
I took a
I took some difficulty doing a cartwheel
Just before you
It's more stunning Roger
That you just suffered from vertigo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's just
It's impossible to get vertigo
You're almost
You lower than what you are
When you start a stand-up
But you really make sense
If you want to watch it though
Wheel 352-0
Mel
Has great tech map
Great at cartwheels
You used to do a lot of cartwheels as a kid
Haven't done them in a few years
But I feel like it's just
It all comes back
You know
I seem to actually
Uh, and you know
That's what we want to know
I 800 Rock, Phone, Text, and 352-0
Stuff as a kid is easy
You're tried as an adult
Oh, gee, it's hard
And uh, young producer Merch
He's been shouting his mouth off
Which we can get to next
Because
Oh, yeah
It went horribly wrong for him
That's a really impressive
That's so good
And we're not exactly how we thought it would go
Which is great
Dreadful
Yeah
Dreadful ability
Sean, good morning mate
How are you?
You're not bad yourself
Yeah, Sean has a curse
On the trampoline
It's easy then what
What happens?
Yeah, last year
Uh, 30 years old
After being good old trampoline in my life
Jump on trampoline again
About three ounces in tweaking back
And uh, years to weeks off work
Yeah, Sean
It's exactly what we wanted
Just jumping up and down
Tweak to back
Yeah, just jump up and down
Then you get a chance to try to flip
Or he thinks fancy
Did you like drag yourself off the tramp
You know, like, it's like
So hard to get
Rollin' a flop
You're humiliating
Farrasing
What a, what a, what a loser, Sean
There's no way I could do that now
Thank you, Sean
Thank you for sharing
Thank you, bro
Thanks, mate
Appreciate the call
Coming through as well
To get your checks in
The studio 3520
Uh, I used to be able to flip
On the tramp
Tried on my son's tramp
Uh, I'm 31
In, uh, 39 excuse me
Bout hard
Took me a week to recover
And the trampoline isn't
Bounce the same since
Scott Skimboarding
Really wish I had the coordination
Still be able to do it
Skimboarding, yeah
Are you on the beach there?
Yeah
Uh, single ski
Uh, uh, dragged my old, um
Butt up and tore my hammy
Uh, uh
This is on the water
Not on the mountain
I see
Still limping around
Maybe another week and I'll be back at works
Is Rochelle
When I was young, I used to be able to get out of bed
Without thinking my body was falling apart
Nowadays, I'm aching
Just noises
The groans
Roger's a massive noise guy
Yeah, I'm getting worse, actually
Yeah, I'm
We know
It's a thing, though, you're not alone
Yeah, it does look that text
It does happen, yeah
Especially when you try like
Cartwheeling and stuff
And
I'd better sit down
Sit down a lot today, yeah
Oh, don't eat
Oh, Roger, people are onto you, mate
Tics came through and said
You've got vertigo side effect from your COVID, JAPAN
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Yeah
Oh, man
Tony shouldn't have got it
Tony shouldn't have got it, mate
Hahahaha
Hang on, man
What happened?
Come on after that
Oh, wow
My heart started beating faster
Have just done one about 20 or so minutes ago
Um, a South price and mal
Mal, you're outstanding
And you can see this if you text in wheel
3520, you can see it's all doing a cartwheel
Wanting to know
And it was pretty hard for me to do a cartwheel
Obviously 52
Uh, but stuff you try as an adult
You're not 92
Hahahaha
God, you're so close to getting to a village
Right, you're just
You know
He should do, Disha
I want him to take over Keith Quinn
Hahahaha
And there's ads
Oh, the funeral ads
No, I should, I should
Yeah, no, it's
I mean, I just watch myself
It's not very good
I have to admit
Mal said I was feeble and pathetic
Yeah, Disha
It most things
Hahahaha
At least you tried it
You gave it a go
Yeah, I'm looking at a preview
I couldn't, so, you know
You could put an entry
I'm feeble and pathetic
Yeah, you need focus
Yeah
So what are your tries and adult
As a kid, it's easy
As an adult, oh, it's hard
Yeah, few more there
Played hard and seek
With my 70-year-olds as a text
Broke my ankle and foot in two places
Oh, no
How do you, how do you do that
Playing hard and seek
I don't know
It doesn't, doesn't make any sense
No, when you're here
It's blocking
You're looking for so much
Yeah
You're literally just walking around, don't you
Oh
And there's my ankle
That's a so useful setter
I know
No, yeah
No, you can see their foot under the curve
No, I'll see you, mate
Did a backflip on the tramp for the kids
Yeah, cocked it
We know the side
Doc said I was millimetres away
From breaking my necks
It's so dangerous to try the fluffing
Is an adult
My mate broke both his alboes doing a flippe on the trampes as another text
Cam
Slip and slide
Yeah, cam
Rochkin attest to this
The slip and slide feels like you've been hit by a bus the next day when you're in your 40s
Oh, yeah, hell yeah, dead
And this is bad from Liam
Jumped in the hallway to kill a cockroach on the ceiling
Yeah
Landed
Dislocated my knee
Two years off work
Two knee reconstructions
Not as easy to jump up and down as an adult
Cheers, team
Liam
We're Markable
If you want to see Mitch, Mitch is only 24
He's not like even like in his 30s
And he claimed he'd be better than us as well
And as per
I just want much to learn
Like one of the great things you could learn, mate
Just so he has an older guy to you
I don't want to hear
Keep going, Mitch
You, me, you
Tex to Mitch
Mitch to 3520
And have a look here
Have a look at Mitch doing a cartwheel
We'll discuss it after the killers
Honestly, do yourself a favor
Myself, Bryce Mal did a cartwheel
At reception here at work
Varying levels of form in those three rods
100% mate, you can make your own mind up
You'd be the judge
Well, if there's a podium, Mal is a top
I used to do them lots as a kid though
Right
You guys
Maybe didn't, I don't know
Yeah
Was something I enjoyed doing
Mine's more a round off than a cartwheel
And that was pretty good
Rodge
Mine resembles a crab
Crawling across the beach
Pretty much
Yours was a round down
You gave it a shot though
I go
I could go
Tex didn't wheel
3520
This is like a downstairs crab
It's scary
Oh
No one's crab downstairs
You gave it a go, Jan
You can Tex wheel to 3520
But what I'd also really encourage you to do
Whilst you were wasting some time this morning
Whatever you're doing
Texed Mitch
3520
Because it's matches
It's our 24-year-old producer
Who just there's no one with more confidence than much
Oh, Mitch
AMD could do a way better cartwheel
Well, the environment was really con-Joseph to my cartwheel
Oh, there was a chair in the way
No, I moved that
Yeah, I mean it might have a lesson here
Producing Mitch, this is my cartwheel
Ah
Ah
I can't watch your match, shit
You have to see this
We make up it upon review Mitch
Your own cartwheel
Lonely
Lonelylonely wrong those covid jams gave me food to go
You're doing well, you really want to see this, it'll make your day better.
Merch 352-0 and he's only 24 as well, but as an adult, you know, trying to do kid stuff,
they're still coming through miles 352-0.
He learned to ride a motorbike, crashed into a tree out the back of my house when the bike
stalled all I could hear was my neighbor's wife and my missus cracking up from 30 metres
away.
Dylan, I flipped out of a tree onto the tramp, I landed on my back and bounced and landed
it on the steel bar at the ground.
Two years prior, I fell out of a tree house and landed on a concrete corner post.
He's right.
Nadia, this is the worst, arguably.
Nadia was trying to stop myself, stop herself on a tramp at the trampoline park to give
someone else a turn, next minute.
It just sounded like a shotgun going off as both my tip and fib snapped through the front
of my leg.
No!
I didn't realise at the time and I continued to walk for about 10 metres, then I collapsed
and completely agony.
Like compound fractures, your two biggest bones in your thigh through the front of her leg.
It's going to act a move, it's going to act a move, that's so brutal.
Oh, thanks for your calls and your texts on that.
Raise up for Nadia and all of you.
Yeah, if you want to make your day better though, do text in March 352-0 to see March
attempting a cartwheel, guarantee you'll love it, you really will love it.
Thanks, Matt.
The linder I just can't understand here, something so small can be so impressive.
Well, Mark, you would know about that, whether it's next with Jane Riley.
Good morning, Rumble podcast.
In Geraldine Mitch, so pretty close to Ash Burton in the south.
Yeah, like 15-20 minutes away.
20 minutes away, so pretty close to your hometown.
A truck this happened last week was carrying portals, crashed on State Highway 1 in Canberra,
happened last week in the afternoon about 2 o'clock.
Actually rolled on a section of State Highway 1 in Geraldine, so far in emergency we're
called and earlier, so rumours spread pretty quick.
Rumours suggested there were 3,000 litres of fecal matter.
Whoa!
Whoa!
When you say, what's a keg, a keg is three litres?
No, no, sorry, I'm not a keg, but a yard glasses is three litres.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know what I'm doing there, you know?
I know, but when you think of, you know, how much liquid is in a yardy bed, three litres?
And that's 300,000?
All these portals, well, they thought 3,000, but the number was exaggerated, but still,
the story says, 500 litres of waste was spilled onto the highway in Geraldine.
The driver of the vehicle was not injured and they used some sort of substance to contain
the spillage.
He was down in the dumps.
Oh!
A real crap gastro-feet.
I hope they got to find them a real poudini axe.
Oh!
And a factored traffic, and they had to chewed everybody around.
Oh!
Sorry, sorry.
I mean, cleaning that up would have been a sewer-side mission.
Are you sewer-skidding?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I got it.
Um, I like that you put your thinking crap up, came up with that one.
Terrible story.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god, Bryce, I know.
Oh, it's to come and clean that up.
Uh, police today, come, my company, was it the scene carrying out the cleanup of 500 litres
of fecal matter after a truck rolls?
You don't want that call.
No, no.
No, no.
So summer has returned to a lot of the countries.
I mean, a lot of places, great weather, all of a sudden, again, after it was pretty rank
in a lot of places.
Terrible.
That's the one day, though, that you do want the heavens to open a.
If you drive in that truck.
Oh, god, please.
Please, just rain.
And use some poo puri to make it snobbier.
I hear there's a crane.
There's a stool cleaning it up.
Oh!
Match you, buddy.
Match.
It sounds like a shitty situation.
I want to, I want to add to it.
No, I'll wrap it up there.
I'll snap it off.
Flash that one down the dining hall.
That's a bad day.
That's a bad day.
Yeah, it must have been around poo theory in the afternoon.
We're going to come back.
You've got a new feature on the show called Stats Incredible.
I do.
I do.
What are we going to learn about next?
Shats Incredible.
Yes.
Yes.
He put your hand up.
Sorry, sorry.
No, we talked about this.
Put your hand up.
Time out.
Time out for you.
No talking for crutch for 20 minutes.
That's right.
Stats Incredible.
Stats Incredible.
Stats Incredible.
New feature for Miles this year, 2026.
Some amazing stats that he's got.
Morning, Miles.
Morning, guys.
This is where I blend stats, facts,
some of Bryce's cool stories as well.
Doesn't matter, man, I love it.
This is great.
This is the unsinkable.
Her name is Violet Jessup.
Yeah.
Right?
The great unsinkable Violet Jessup.
She was an ocean liner stewardess.
She had a knack for surviving maritime disasters.
Wow.
She survived the Olympic in 1911.
She was on board.
The massive ship.
When it collided with the HMS Hawk.
The ship was damaged but did not sink.
Luckily.
She was a one year later in 1912.
I know what happened.
You know which one she was on.
Yeah.
The Titanic.
She was on board when it hit the iceberg.
She survived when she boarded lifeboat 16,
holding a baby that had been handed to her.
No way.
Women and children's history.
And she was also on the Britannic in 1916.
During World War I, she worked as a nurse on it.
And the ship struck a naval mine in sank.
She jumped overboard, suffered traumatic head injury,
but survived yet again.
Three maritime accidents.
Yeah.
Sort of banana.
Get her off the boat.
Yeah.
The dancing plate of 1518.
Roger, you would have absolutely nailed this.
Oh, yeah.
It was a bizarre case of mass hysteria
that struck the city of Strasbourg.
A woman known as Frouve Toffia.
Yeah.
Stepped into the stream just began to dance fervently.
She didn't stop for days.
Right.
Within a week, 34 others joined her.
Yeah.
Within a month, there were 400 people dancing uncontrollably
in the streets.
Doctors and authorities bizarrely decided the cure
was more dancing.
Right.
So they built a wooden stage and hired musicians.
That backfired.
I think this is how a laneway started.
Yeah.
But not no one died at laneways.
No.
Dozens of people died from heart attack strokes
out of sheer exhaustion.
They don't know why people just started dancing.
They do not know.
No.
It's so bizarre.
It's so bizarre.
It's like a...
Like a...
Like a bus stop.
Yeah.
You would have survived.
You're great on dancing with the stars.
Yeah.
2018.
Yeah.
Some say that I was looked like the dancing plague.
Who said that?
Your car wheel looked like you full and over.
Unfortunately.
Sorry.
But you gave it a red hot go.
And finally, in 1932, the Great Emu War.
Have you ever heard of the Great Emu War?
Not at all.
It is the most embarrassing military operation in history.
The Australian government declared war on emus
and lost following World War I.
20,000 emus migrated to Western Australia.
They just destroyed wet crops.
The Minister of Defence sent soldiers armed with Lewis machine guns
to kill the population.
But the emus proved shockingly resilient.
They had adopted guerrilla tactics.
They split into small groups.
No.
Ran in chaotic patterns.
They made them impossible to aim at.
One soldier noted the birds had the invulnerability of tanks.
After weeks of effort, thousands of rounds of ammunition
fired.
Only a small fraction of the 20,000 birds were killed.
The military gave up and the emus continued to enjoy the weak crops.
That is the Great Emu War of 1932.
Aussie Day was Monday.
Try your day.
Dan the Hangman Hooker.
He came in the last Monday.
He was our first guest for 2026 because he's fighting this coming Sunday
in Sydney, USC, 325.
Taking on Benoit St. Denise, a Frenchman.
And here he is.
He's Dan describing his opponent.
It feels at least that this fight week in this build-up
is a lot more chill than the last one.
Maybe not as much bad blood.
Yeah, because you're f***ing arguing with a dog.
He's the nicest bloke in the world.
I was caught up.
I was gripping his straws.
I was calling him ugly.
He's not even that bad looking.
He's got ears like a lifeboat, but besides that,
what has he said?
I've seen him yesterday.
He shakes my hand and says,
thanks for taking the fight.
I'll go f*** me days.
How am I supposed to argue with this bloke?
Okay.
Everyone in Sydney right now knows to just point the microphone at Dan.
Yeah.
And the only thing that worries me a little bit is there's some...
They keep asking about Paddy Pumblet.
You're saying Paddy?
I mean, we're guilty of what I asked them about it last week.
But I feel like it's a little bit side-tracking away
from someone who is literally a French assassin.
Someone who worked in the special forces,
BSD, as he's commonly known,
just sitting there silently throughout this week.
Nothing really being asked of him.
And Dan just keeps getting asked about someone who's not the guy in front of him.
Who just lost.
Yeah, it's the only thing there.
But, of course, he gives such great answers to anything.
Have a listen.
And what other sport could we get to do this?
What other sport do we get to do this and not go to jail?
And we've made it.
And I've tried to...
We tried to...
We all tried to say the right thing for so long
to make this like a mainstream sport.
But look at it now.
Now it's Paramount Plus.
It's 3D Air and New Zealand.
It's two men fighting each other in a cage.
And I absolutely love it.
I got into fighting.
I got into fighting to punch people in the face and not go to jail.
And for the longest time, I had to sell it and say it was a sport.
And do this and that.
It's not.
I hear because I love to fight.
I love to fight people.
And now I can see that because we're mainstream.
That's why I'm an exclusive here on Man of Air in Australia.
You're in the right.
I've been tricking you.
I've been tricking everyone for 15 years.
And now I feel like we've reached the point where I can be honest.
He is a modern day Gladiator.
He is in terms of mindset.
Yeah.
You know, we've had that chat.
He would like him or love him or hate him whatever.
He's so authentic.
And he's not like the rest of us.
Everyone likes to probably think that tough on their good day.
Not in that manner.
Listen to what he dreams about when a fight's coming.
Have a listen.
I actually stopped dreaming.
I've had a very long time ago.
That's a real story.
You know, when I stop dreaming, I just say dreams.
You know, when you're having fight dreams,
when you wake up and you're fighting someone and you're hitting them like heaps
and you just can't hurt them.
That's like a real common one.
Well, I actually figured it out in my dreams.
I would like clinch them and then need them.
And then they give them heaps of cuts and there's heaps of blood.
And then since I figured out how to bash people in my dreams,
I've never dreamed ever again.
I've clocked it.
Anyway, I'm just happy Dan likes us.
Same.
When is it? What time?
A week.
Sunday, Avo Mal.
Yep.
We're going to have the co-headline fight.
Dan Hamman Hooker ranked sixth in the division.
BSD ranked eighth.
Eight.
It is a massive fight in terms of consequence for both of them.
With everything happening and everything coming up,
like that White House card.
I'm adamant.
The Olympics will have MMA.
Not like in the next one in LA or even Brisbane.
One after.
But he's right about being mainstream.
Oh no.
Look how it's going now.
The Olympics will get on that money train.
You're right there, Miles.
Yeah.
Mate, when they say get your friend up,
we pick me up.
I landed on my head.
I'm still going well.
Gotta put some ice on it and not go to sleep.
I'm having a great night.
How you doing now?
The Morning Rumble podcast.
So, Bryce, we're like, we've had stories early this morning
about horse meets, horse burgers.
Yeah.
And I said, I'd rather...
I'm sorry, horse pies.
Yeah.
I mean, or burger would be good too.
I mean, I'd rather eat a pie, a horse pie than ride one.
We get it.
No fan of horses.
Oh, what a choke.
No fan of dogs either.
It's from the dog show back in the day.
What a TV show that was.
Why would you watch it?
You had a dog.
So, I'm a dad.
I lived on the farm.
Obviously, big farmer.
Love watching the dog show.
What are the dogs running up cucumbers?
You come to farmer.
He's the round out that it rained out the sheep.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So...
Rural roach has been established for a long time.
Always.
And quite often, lately, has got the information correct too.
We've asked him a rural question.
Yeah.
He's got it out there.
And you, the great farmer of Texerns,
he's like, yeah, he's not as long as I'm wrong.
Not wrong.
Not wrong.
Roach, I'd like to know.
And it involves dogs.
Yeah.
How much do you think?
Yeah.
A good farm dog's worth.
You see, yeah.
So, you know, like, you want a good one.
Yeah.
You've got a heap of stock or whatever.
You're sure you're needing a good dog here.
What are they speaking?
I mean, we never really had it.
We never had a farm dog, so I don't really know.
I mean, a good one.
I'm throwing $400, $500 out there.
I don't really know, but I'm assuming...
They've been expensive dogs.
Would you pay over a grand for a dog?
Well, I wouldn't.
Do you think people would?
Possibly people would.
People would.
I'd rather just buy a decent motorbike than you don't need a dog.
But...
I say you don't need dogs if you've got a good motorbike.
Is that what you just said?
Correct.
Yeah.
Because when we were farming, we didn't have dogs.
As I said, I had my 50cc motorbike.
Then we upgraded to a three-wheeler.
And they're the bomb.
That's what you need.
They're in the farm.
They are.
Then we got a four-wheeler.
So, um, yeah.
But you don't need a dog if you've got a good motorbike.
Yep.
Correct.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
It depends on the size of the farm.
I would have thought so, man.
Because you need a dog to help you out when you get...
Round and up.
Yeah, I mean, you've got a big shit farm.
I'd love to see Rodge on a motorbike.
With no dogs, round and up some sheep.
You need to get that organized this year.
Who wouldn't watch that bit?
I'd watch it.
I'd watch it.
I'd definitely watch it.
I mean, if you're on a big sheep farm,
you better off, you need a horse.
To round out the sheep.
Takes us to come in.
Just shut up Rodge.
Thank you for that, too.
I'm super interested in that.
Yeah, so am I.
Because you'll just, if you leave him, you'll keep going.
You'll keep going.
Prefer to keep going, too.
And Aussie, they're crucial, they're saying.
Because he's like a labour-shorter at shortage in that department, you know.
Rodge, why?
They rely on dogs.
Rodge isn't, listen to a word you say.
No, especially that I'm saying it to him.
That's what I'm saying, stupid bitch.
Yeah.
He's still been to a dog.
Wow!
What do you got for a sea of rice?
Why do you ask?
I'll wrap this.
Today's all nice.
It's going to happen for another year as the go-as.
What do you ask?
I ask you because all the prizes of a long-standing North Island
working dog auction are in disbelief after $320,000 changed hands
and their latest sales.
No way!
Look, sheep farming, writing a wave of record landpri...
When you just tell us if you know the info,
record landprices, strong international demand,
buyers arrived at the auction,
near Funganoi last, so they were the better extra cash
in their pockets for that.
Okay, so they obviously, they show the dogs off
in front of the farmers, then you go to the auction,
I believe it's how it works.
Now, this dog tricks top price,
when you're taking the top price to the top selling dog,
I mean, oh, well, I'm three, four grand.
12,000, three, four, three, four, three, four,
how good.
We're the low tricks.
Doesn't do tricks for 12 grand, then the top hunt away,
Mufasa, from Tai Happy's Peter Wilson,
sold for 10,500, wow, which topped last year's 9,800.
That young farmer sold three more prized dogs,
Spud, Shaggy and Queen,
which would also be a great name for a radio show.
You're just a Spud, Shaggy and Queen in the morning.
On the morning farm show.
And it's a strong line of prices, seven hunter ways
and two heading dogs sold for at least 9,000.
Hunter ways of, so you've got multiple dogs
over 8,000 bucks being sold.
That's crazy money doing the rounds for us.
They're valuable.
You can't put a price on love.
You can't, or good workers.
Well, those dogs, they're more, you know, I'm sure.
I don't want to speak for farmers,
because I know nothing about farming.
Obviously, I've said my cousins are,
but the loyalty, the friendship,
the crucial worth of those two,
you wouldn't put a price on it.
A man's best friend, does that say?
Yeah, well, he's seen my father-in-law Fred.
He's gone to head a farm dog for a while
and it's lost its marbles,
it's obviously wasting a lot of money.
The dog barks at his own shadow now.
And he got it, it's gone, I've gone a bit,
not quite right in the head.
Are you talking about, you're talking about yourself.
Yeah.
Are you just, New Zealand?
Couple of questions.
What have you spent on a dog?
Oh, you're going back to New Zealand.
Brudge, no, no.
Do it.
I mean, you've got to be able to pay to buy it.
Buy it.
Yeah.
Also, how far off is Roch with this chap here?
Yeah.
Statter interest.
But you don't need to, that's like a mint farm bike
for like $10,000.
Idiots.
Oh, now you're calling farmers idiots.
Yeah.
It blew me away how much some of these dogs are going for.
Over $320,000 spent at the auction.
Multiple dogs up and around that $8,000,000 mark.
Money well spent, mate.
So worth it.
Which is mint farm bike.
If you wanted to go down that, haven't you?
Roch has said, too, if you've just joined us.
Great farmers.
Ain't anybody, if you sound that.
No, I don't.
You said you don't need a dog if you've got a good bike.
No, you don't, you don't need.
Not every farm has a dog or dogs.
No, I'm not saying that.
But there'd be dogs that absolutely require the services
of a dog, hence those prices.
It's critical.
Some farms here.
And you were saying they wouldn't.
They don't need them.
They're a bit of bike.
They wouldn't need a dog.
I'd love a farmer to ring up and give you some advice.
Absolutely.
You're probably too busy working.
Well, you buy these dogs, you say?
Actually, just while we're here, sir.
I've got time.
Give us your best dog whistle.
Me?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I want to hear it.
Roch, you're going to learn to hear it.
Who wants to hear it?
No, we're going to learn.
This is if you've got dogs.
You're going to learn how to whistle.
Give it, give it a go.
And then another.
Have another go.
Worth it.
If you take some, I'll do that.
Absolutely worth it.
Why don't you round me up with your whistle
to get me to do a text?
Spent 4,700 on a miniature poodle.
Oh, nice.
Then found out he's majorly autistic.
Oh, ho.
Waste of money.
Oh, ho.
What's the majorly autistic poodle?
Miniature as well.
I'll be awful.
Paid 2100 for our hunting dog.
She's kind of got a record of 213 deer in seven years.
I paid 4K for my Leon burger.
You should Google them.
That sounds like an exotic dog.
It sounds like our boss.
Yeah.
Roch spent $6,000.
I spent $6,000 of my dog, mate, in cert prices.
No price for.
Sick, yeah, no price for us.
$6,000 on a dog.
Yeah.
I spent 15K on vet bills for two of my farm dogs as Deon.
And someone imported a Durg de Boudou from Hungary.
Durg de Boudou from Hungary costing 25 grand,
which covered the dog, shipping, quarantine, and the shops.
What do you make of that, Roch?
25 grand.
That's, have I heard any higher than that?
Like, have you heard of $50,000?
Alex for a dog and all that.
Alex, good morning.
Hey, how's it going?
Good luck.
Alex, you just joined us to win the amount of money
you've spent on a dog, roger's furious.
Ah, it's just dumb dogs, yeah.
Dumb dollars on dogs.
That's what it is.
Dumb dog dollars.
I reckon these boys should have you back
and like a dog, roger.
Not wrestling for one, but what are we talking figures?
Yeah.
Bunch of a dog.
Got run on the book.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, bloody connection.
Just cutting out there a little bit.
We'll try it again.
Alex, how much is that, mate?
Any better?
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, 50 grand.
Oh, 50.
Run.
Got run over by tractor.
They spent $50,000 and it got run over by a tractor
or did it cost $50,000 to fix?
No, sorry, the vet bill was 50 grand.
Oh.
And then he lasted a couple of years
and then got put down with complications
where they're down the track.
Well, of course it did.
Oh, that makes it.
Oh, I can't just have some sympathy.
Cheers Alex.
Sorry, Alex.
Cheers, have a good one.
You're right, Alex.
This is the thing with these dogs.
You know, you spend all this money on the dogs.
And dogs, they can do stupid things.
They'll get, they'll chase the tanker, like the milk tanker.
And the tanker runs them over,
or breaks their leg, or they fall down a big hole on the farm.
And they go missing.
You spend all this money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I said last week, wasn't it, like,
trying to fix a dog, like 10, 12k.
That's a truck to feed you, like bullable.
But 50k, like, that's a truck to Europe.
That's the parry.
But you're, you're, you're, like, you're getting
your six or seven countries for 50k in Europe, aren't you?
Yeah, but you're not, didn't get the relationship.
The love, the love.
Yeah.
The way I'm going to tell when you get back from.
The bond.
No, no.
No, you got some dogs, dude.
Are you laughing now?
I'm just, there's just, you know, like,
you'll never know what, just that full attention of love.
But I also won't be broke.
A mate says a text, a mate paid 31k on two breeding dogs,
Roger.
One can't get pregnant.
The other got bitten by a snake and perth and die.
Ah!
Got it, got it, any better?
Ah!
Got it, got it, any better, Mosey.
We're going to come back.
Roger, small smell.
The rocks, morning rumble.
You got to take a breather.
A lot of text and calls going through on how much you paid
for a dog.
Bryce, you have the story of the, the farm dogs
that are going for record prices at the moment.
Yes.
And fun and all, classic dog auction that they have every year
in prices of the beaten previous records.
A $320,000 spent multiple dogs over the $8,000, $9,000 mark,
all saying absolutely worth it, rippers.
And just to get a full year in Roger, Roger has the rule,
most rural background.
He does.
He finds the rural Roger.
He does.
You don't need a dog on a farm.
At all.
Even if you run in sheep and cattle and all that,
he just said, you just buy a better motorbike, apparently.
I'm intrigued to know whether that's true.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, there are a lot of motorbikes.
You do very well on a motorbike, probably need a horse.
If you're on a ragged sheep country as well.
So a lot of texts are coming through out.
They mails on a lot of suggestions coming through.
A lot of you, not particularly liking what I've got
to say about dogs this morning.
Those aren't broad castable.
Those suggestions.
A lot of angry people.
A lot of angry people.
You're not a nice person, Roger.
Yeah, I won't read that one.
Yeah.
But we are gifted.
We were gifted, excuse me, says Jamie, a hunt away pup
that we didn't want.
Six years later, wouldn't be without an absolute farm asset.
Yeah.
And PS Roger, I'd like to see you ride a bike in sheep and beef country
would be RIPTO.
I want to see that.
I really desperately want to take it.
Because I'm already directing it in my head.
And I see Roger out there on his motorbike.
Which he said he's at one with the other day.
It's all happened this week.
It would dominate.
Just a little bit of Benny Hill music.
And just trying to get a hold of all these sheep.
Around all these sheep.
Around them up.
Yeah.
With his whistle.
Give us your whistle again.
Oh, wow.
Oh, good.
Do you know the most expensive breeds of dogs?
I would love to, mate.
Because, yeah, look.
I just, I can't believe some of these numbers.
I'd love to.
Well, I'm just going to give you, uh, so French bulldogs.
Oh, okay.
That's what you had for us.
War and G head.
What are you reckon I paid for War and G when I bought it?
I think you told me three grand, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is probably about 4% of what you actually end up paying for.
I've gone up way more.
How much now?
I think that more like four grand.
I can't.
At least four for you.
I have some people pay.
I'm sure someone will creep to me on there.
Um, but Roger the, um, Tibetan master.
Oh, yeah.
Big dog, hey.
Are they big, big dogs?
Uh, big dogs.
So, uh, some of those prices can fetch from hundreds of thousands.
No.
No way.
Over a million more like sectional specimen.
No, you're having me on China.
A million dollars.
It's quite rare as well, aren't I?
Yeah.
How does that make you feel, Roger?
Yeah, but wouldn't an investment.
Yeah.
It's like a big house.
It's like a house.
You'd be gouted if you got a, um, a stink one.
A stink one.
Yeah.
Yeah, you would.
That's unbelievable.
Thanks for your calls and your texts.
On behalf of all New Zealand farmers, someone wacko.
It's a text that just came in from.
Wow.
What an hour.
Half an hour ago.
Last year, Bryce, croc boat names dominated the media landscape.
It was like croc business names.
Yes.
A few, a few different variations, but it was the boat names that really
so to speak, launched us.
Really, dudes.
Um, it was like five or six.
Oh, launch.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it's very good.
Oh, five.
It's your job.
You're useless.
Well, I'm just about to play an example here, males.
It's how good it was.
So they're like five or six volumes of croc boat names.
Here's a taste.
Boat names, volume five.
The clam tickler.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, no.
No, man.
Uh, dory hole.
I like that one.
Got a mate and Aussie.
Uh, he's not well.
Yeah.
Uh, he's, he's got his boat.
Well, the great barrier.
He's sick.
That's great.
That's great.
That's great one.
Look at that.
Of course, that fair, Mitch is just found it for us.
One in eight people in New Zealand, uh, roughly own a boat.
That's incredible numbers.
Oh, yeah.
One in eight.
You, you see a lot around, don't you?
I mean, you do see a lot around.
But, uh, yeah, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
I wonder how many of the percentage of those actually use them all the time?
Because you do see a lot that just popped up on people's lawns, don't you?
That's, that's their business.
Leave them alone.
That's not, that's not what you mean.
That would be me.
I don't know how to do that.
Yeah.
You would, Malzie.
I feel like, yeah, I've got a boat.
I'm not idea how to launch it.
I don't know where to put it.
Or back it.
Yeah.
No, definitely don't know to back it.
Oh, yeah.
I much prefer having mates with boats.
Yeah.
So, uh, Crook boat name's Bryce.
I mean, this might spark something, but you've got one, do you?
Well, I don't know if we have our intro Roger, bring music.
Oh, I mean, well, yeah, yeah, got the, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, sent one.
Okay.
I thought we were done.
We've done so many versions and we couldn't be added to nothing.
But this is an actual photo of the boat with the freshly painted name.
Okay.
Now, I've thought about it for a day or two.
Do I say it?
Do I not?
Don't say it.
You have to now.
It's just, it's incredible.
You know, a lot of them had great plays on words and puns and, you know,
a great barrier of reef, for example, as to what they made.
Yeah.
That's clever.
You know, and a lot of them had the pun, the tie-in.
Yeah.
Roger, if you just give us a drum roll.
Absolutely, mate.
Absolutely.
So, the last one is called their boat.
The Minje Nater.
Minje.
Minje.
Minje.
Minje.
Yeah.
The Minje.
Minje.
Yeah.
The Minje.
Like the Terminator.
Absolutely nothing.
Yeah, well, it's just a fencer.
Master Fencer.
Imagine calling that Coast Guard.
Yeah.
Yeah, our Minionator, just passing through the bar.
Minionator.
Yeah, that's right, that's through.
What are we doing?
We're getting...
Uh-oh, we're very wet on board.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh.
Oh, rain.
Don't be shy.
Get your tongue to the lung.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Oh, ah, ah!
Oh, ah, ah, ah!
Well, well, well, well.
The Morning Rumble podcast.
It's not a new feature, Miles, but it's been a while since we've looked at cranes.
You actually saw the green come crashing down.
It didn't crash.
It's summer salted.
Crane calamities.
Yeah, we'll tell you where we're going.
Getting to Thailand, Miles.
Good morning.
We certainly are.
Good morning, guys.
Good morning.
We're going to a, uh, a site on a family's home in Corn, Ken in Thailand.
This is the dramatic moment a crane operator absolutely cooked at Havilluson.
Yeah, that is a crane operator dropping a pre-fabricated summer house on a family's
actual home in Thailand.
The machine was hoisting the one-ton unit over neighbouring properties, but the driver
miscalculated the weight.
It toppled over on its side, the crane dropping the summer house onto the house.
No one was hit.
Severe damage, though, to the actual house on the ground.
Creach, uh, who was king of the bounce backs, you can actually see this.
If you text in the word crane 3520, you can see what Miles is talking about to see this
crane calamity.
Absolute calamity.
It looks a bit preoccupied at the moment.
It's the moment.
The crane 3520 C-R-A-N-E, I sit that up earlier, I don't know what's going on now, my blood
is rushing somewhere else.
What are you doing?
What are you hoisting there, buddy?
What's up?
You hoisting some denim.
Anyway, see you later.
Hey, you crane calamities.
Let us know this morning.
I don't have to rock for him.
What's gone wrong with you and the crane?
3520 as well.
Now, frightening looking jawbait.
Those of us in our skill sets.
Right here.
I mean, a lot of jobs are, you know, with, like, being a surgeon, all those you could,
let's could go on.
But there's something about a crane with how high up they are, what you've got to do,
they're responsibly involved, like...
How heavy they are?
How heavy are they, Rod?
How heavy are they, Rod?
How heavy are they, Rod?
How heavy are they, Rod?
How heavy are they, Rod?
How heavy are they, Rod?
Oh, probably about 20 tonne.
What, just say it.
So, I'm just saying, don't know, someone that you know.
Just say they're just...
I'll be, I'll be, I'll be pretty much bang on.
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
It's not too late.
Wonder, I wonder when the, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's ever worked.
Yeah, I stopped doing that one.
I don't think it has.
No.
They were lifting, like, what, like, a pre-fab sort of stuff on the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, a summer hire.
But it was too heavy for the actual crane.
So, it pulled the crane over.
It didn't actually disconnect.
And the worst part was, though, it got pulled over right as it was midway over the actual house.
Yes, that's correct.
What a damage.
Oh, real crane calamity.
Here's one, uh, horror crane incident, have a listen here.
I was working in Telpo, um, there's a 30 ton truck crane and it's got an electronic
handbrake on it.
And I jumped out of the crane, tore into the full man on site, next thing I see is
this crane rolling down the tank, hit a wall on the right hand side, dead off that wall.
Went flying across to the left hand side, missing the concrete panels move about to lift
up and smashed up a brand new Mac concrete truck.
I jumped out of that about three meters back over a cube and threw a fin.
Ryan, have you got any estimation on the damage done?
Dollar wise.
It was 50 grand to the concrete truck and 35 to the crane.
Oh, no.
Yeah, crane calamities.
Um, Malzo, always remember when, uh, speaking of cranes, you were, you were behind
this, this nasty trick on me when, well, it wasn't even a trick.
Well, he wasn't behind it.
He was in front of it.
He was in front of it.
He was in front of it.
He was in front of it.
He was running it.
I was in the face of it.
Yeah.
When you dropped my Nissan Primera from a crane, 40 meters up.
It deserved to happen.
Have a listen here.
Kids are at home listening right now.
Yeah.
I'm trying.
Jump the car.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We'd never be allowed to do that anymore.
No.
It's an absolute crime that we don't have the footage of that.
Oh, there was no footage ever taken.
Do we not have the footage anymore?
No, I think that's right.
I think that's right.
We don't have video of it.
Is it gone?
Someone lost it.
No, it's lost.
That's a big boss of web stuff.
Yeah.
Michael Baker?
Yeah.
That's on him.
That's a calamity.
Paul from Baker.
It was out there.
Absolutely.
He just walks around doing nothing.
Yeah.
He walks around delivering stuff.
Down the wall, Brandon, find our greatest video.
That's hopeless.
Your crane calamities.
We have finished today's wetter.
Good morning.
Hey Roger, how you doing mate?
He's so good.
Now this is not you and the crane is a mate.
No, there's an λ°₯.
Now it's our mate Lundy back in the day...
Yeah, area of people.
probably pre 2,000 colleagues.
early Sunday morning.
Wellington CBD.
We're doing the lift.
ability.
Are building next to us.
And Lundy.
probably just under the weather a wee bit.
We're doing the lift.
and building next to us.
A few weeks later, and dusk.
Have been here because I was afraid of something.
Little streets, get out the window.
at the window.
time without of driver send over.
windows on the twenty-first story on the building opposite from us I can't the
old big the big the big black one yeah it's gonna be my dad worked and I
remember when all these windows got smashed yeah so london he has nicknames
now windows and yeah well I'm sorry still in crane business now he's actually
last time I spoke to him he was actually instructing crane drivers and
regular stuff well you learn from your mistakes now how much damage do you
can that cost because that big bits of glass no big bits of glass yeah we we
used to make because there's a wee bit of furniture and stuff like that
that had been stored up on there and your dad probably can confirm this but it
was in an output of about a million dollars with a damage caused not only was
a damage caused by but it was also had actually to repair there's a lot of
remediation and of course to the crane too one last question whether this
been a fantastic phone call thank you we're done it was hay then in charge of
craning up the new bits of glass yeah did he get stuck down I can't say the
all of the truth back I'm thinking you're judging by the life and you see what I'm
saying hey we're done we're done it was you we're done that wasn't been done
definitely lunzies lunzies listening up there thanks very much for the story
lunzies been well worn out for the last few years and get a dog up your
sideways mate we appreciate it we're done what a what a way to end the show
incredible mate thank you so much we'll get your price there you go we don't have any
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