ON-AIR 🟢- I Liked The Way He Licked Me

This is a podcast from Rover

Subscribe and leave a review on the potty every time you do roach has to give one dollar to labor

Brice is back today Wednesday away yesterday brice well if we're gonna go tool songs. We could have gone stink first of course

Fatting

Thank you very much

I was a way you say guys, but it's an ideal obviously because

We'd just been away for Christmas leave and then I have one day back and they're not gonna go

But it was the way the cookie crumbled. It was the way it was scheduled and so yeah, you say I had a colonoscopy

And that is that that is when they essentially long story short. They put you on a gown

It's pretty much knock you out. I don't remember any of it

You bend your knees up into your chest and up goes a long old camera up up into

Nature's pocket. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and obviously it goes up there for the checking of like what they call polyps and

If they can see anything wrong going on inside and that is because obviously balkancer is a massive massive issue in this country

How many people do we know of or have heard about or great listeners so many families right now as I have this chat or as we have this

Will know of people they've either have fighting or have lost it or whatever

The screening age should be younger in New Zealand

It should be easy to be able to get screening all those things are things that we as a show current control

But I personally when it got one you say and so just forget it's a good time to be able to talk about it on the show

Of course, and if anything like as Dr. John is always said of anything different is going on downstairs

That's where you want to get things checked if you see anything's like you know the blood

Yeah, number twos or in your underwear or any of that sort of stuff

And sometimes you don't even have those signs too if you've got a family history or whatever it can be a good chance to go and get it

So my father had had like a stomach cancer when he was in his 40s

Yeah, and so my brother and I have to go and get them every five years

So this is my third

Colonyoscopy always rolls around cook with

Literals hitting away for New Year's in my phone rang and I was like, yeah, they were booking in your Colonyoscopies

New Year

Make it me first week back

So they've got it. Yeah, if you've never had one

Like so mine was nine a.m. Yesterday morning. So technically could have done show

But it was nine a.m. Yesterday, but the day before you got to stop eating from midday

So you pretty much got a fast for 24 hours because obviously you're not out of it until after 12 30 years

You would have been if you'd done the show you would have been a hangry. Yeah, he constantly going to the toilet

Correct. You've got to have the stuff though. Yeah, so that's it

They give you they give you all this they give you

Two leaders of stuff you've got to drink one liter the night before and then I just didn't allow me yesterday morning to have the other leader and

If for those wondering what happens, it's a full clear

Instant oh boy, like flushes it all out. Oh, yeah, it's a lot of turbo

Like it's just like ripping through you. Yeah, it's yeah, it's purple rain

It's Prince

It's full noise and then anyway, so got it done used today and and luckily touch wood for for me

It was got given the all clear

Got the woff

Yeah, the war and a fitness for another five years, but it was chocker in the array

There was so many people nice talking to the waiting room. Yeah, all getting theirs done you say and the nurse is saying they just they cannot keep up

With people that either supposed to be getting them or need to be getting them done

But yeah, and I'm when I put it on Instagram because the feed afterwards was fantastic

You look cool. Of course. They give you great club sammies

And then I'll lovely. Yeah, they're really tasty, but really good

But so many people would message back saying either they didn't know what the process was they're

Inquisitive or that they had had family history and they hadn't got around to getting it done or that they were on say

They're second or third as well. I just wanted to say you know good stuff for putting out there

But now here's the inside of my back. Oh my

It is very clean. I must say there's nothing weird going on there. They look very

Very nice. She's clean isn't she? Oh geez look at that. You know what I you guys haven't seen it

But I'm creature love this reference. It looks like the worm from the June movies

You know the room, but I don't remember what the worms call there's nothing

It comes up through this and look your bumble looks like that actually wrong photo. That's my old

See it wasn't sleeve

He'll be like no general for me

Get it in there give it a wiggle

Oh

Here's one of those poll noodles. They're shaking around

Don't be afraid don't be scared

You know honestly go and get these things down if you need to our numbers are ridiculously high

1200 New Zealanders, and I think I read that correctly. They 1200 New Zealanders die a year of bowel cancer

Yeah, we've got that it was over three a day

That's horrific and it's way too many rock listeners and all that sort of stuff

So if you can go and get it done that is my public service announcement

It's all clear to which is great. Yeah, mate. Yeah, we're happy. Nothing was left in there. Oh boy

No, which

Is a story about next

That's out the blind spot

So Bryce your way used to have a colonoscopy camera up your butt essentially and got the all clear, which is great

Nothing left up there, but as far as you know, no, no, well, I don't know

You're sitting funny

Unlike this Russian woman I found the story used today and she actually went for a survival test

To check for survival cancer cells, and if you're unfamiliar with how that goes you sort of

Certainly am

You sort of sit back in this chair. You put your legs up in the stoo and then and then they they scrape your cervix

Yeah, it's not the nicest

So this woman goes for this checker

Everything seemed to be okay. She left a couple of weeks later. She's an excruciating pain turns out the doctor

Had left well out of the object. So the little brush

That scrapes the cervix had come loose and wedged in there and got infected

How would he not know that? I think so when you you pull it out and you just put it to the side and you checked everything's all good up there

It's yeah, I don't know he just hasn't looked at the object. Maybe I don't know. I'm made that going. It's going to be safe

Definitely on him, but she had to have a minute. What was in here? No

I had to have this emergency surgery to get rid of this

Which side it equals to a whole lot of infections and that is

Yeah, yeah, we have revisited this before haven't we?

We looked at kind of what things things left inside after surgery, but this is a this is a new story

That's horrible

There's cuz I said that before I'm on mate. Who's that?

Does like he's a surgeon a surgeon. There's a orthopedic. That's a shoulders. That's right

But I'd never known but he was telling us that you know, they literally have to do like a they do a stock take

Yeah, when they're in surgery with the nurses and all of that stuff that are in there they'll have like

89 bits of kit that were used in the surgery or whatever

Yeah, and there's a count and they've had times where they've literally been finished the sewing up and they'll be like

Negly, sir. We're a doc. We're missing 87. Not 88. I know open them up. Yeah

Does happen and that's actually what we want to know this morning

You're right Malwee have done it before, but I mean that is a terrible story

Who knows what's still in Bryce? Who would know

Is there was there a hamster

And also is this brain left up his bum two different people

That's good. That is a good follow up. Yeah, that's the first thing we see there. You know what was up there your mum

Your mum your mum was out there. You can't do a your mum dry your mum your mum your mum

There you go Craig answering your questions

Oh, I know the wrong phone texted as well three five two zero

What has you've had a suit you've had surgery what was left inside there? Let us know this morning

Rod Rice holes now

Your colonoscopy Bryce used today, which you had a camera up your butt. Yes. I think that's out those and it's the camera

I'm so man

But yeah, if you have just joined us you got the all clear which is great. Yeah, I got the brim

Warrant of fitness recommend them. Don't be afraid of them. They're

Yeah, they're good to good to get we need more of them in this country

Mal your story of uh, well the the opposite. Yeah, this woman went for like a

Survival smear or whatever you like to call it and the brush part of the stick that they used to scrape the

cervix and get cells

Had come off and got lodged in there and she didn't realize it's all a few weeks later

Because it's really tiny the little brush pass. I suppose when the doctors released

Still though you put it down he hasn't quite noticed that the the the in part there but still though you want better

Oh god, yeah, what about if you're a dog if you're a patient you want to maybe bring the board game operation

And just check that they know what they're doing

Yeah, just give me try and get that funny bone out mate without getting the

I'm gonna great game operation

Not harder than you do

But until you're doing it the nerds

Yeah, the shaky hands

Stay well roach wouldn't want you in your

The cervix or me bum now totally not the way my hands shake these days

Ha ha ha ha ha not the sides of the fingers

Funny fingers yeah

I want a doctor called funny fingers

Yeah, they call me funny things are near terrible name for a guy

I'm Dr. Fingers

Pogin Pogin Dr. Fungus would three

Dr. Fungus

See who's doing me up the doctor fingers

Should we get to Jenny?

Let's get the Jenny next

What was left inside Jenny? Oh boy

That mentioned you just turned out

You just turned another first

Hope Jenny can hold

Wanting to know surgery what has been left inside of you

There could be anything. I mean, I know Bryce you just mentioned before could be like swabs

It could be medical tools. Yeah, but you name it it could be anything and

Toys toys. Yeah

Jenny joins us this morning now. Thanks for waiting Jen. She was there now. She's gone

Are you talking to her? Who's talking to her? Where is she?

She's just gone. Created. Can you hear me? Created. Oh, well, I tried to put Jenny on the line

But miles this could be a case of my phone being funny again. Oh, yeah, yeah, I tried Jenny good morning

I'm gonna put on hold now. I'm gonna give it to you. Miles. This happened roach when you're away. Jenny good morning

Good morning. How are you going team?

Jenny, look thanks for waiting. Thanks for waiting now. Our phones got left in 2025

Sorry about that. What happened to you, Jenny? My brain's still coming out. Yeah, and so

Funnily enough

A year ago today I my water's broke

and

Then on

Who's oh what so Friday this so what sorry?

Mumboring. Yeah, you're in a couple days. So yeah, in a couple of days

Um, baby came out came. I was enduced and it was a little bit gory, so we won't go into the details

Um, but I lost one point six liters of blood. No

And yeah

After we profound out that people die at about losing two liters of blood. So it was close call. Yeah

And so obviously, was it all on normal stuff? She was

And well, she was 11 days early. Oh, yeah, yeah, all good. So yeah, so it's still full-term, but was well. Okay, here comes baby. Yeah

Um

So yeah, so I got baby got handed over to the proud dead

And I got whisked off to surgery to get stitched up

Um, I guess they were too busy stitching me out and stopping the blood and everything that they missed um a bit of my placenta

And so um without going into it you bleed quite a bit after birth

Um, but my bleeding didn't stop

Yeah, go on after a little bit. So eight weeks

Yeah, so I

Technically you had a period for another eight weeks until they realized that um my body was still going hey

I meant to be keeping something alive here

I

Eight weeks later you had to go back and get that removed

Yeah, it took eight weeks for us to realize what why I wasn't normal

Yes, let's

Did you?

Uh, I was getting a bit pussy that's the story

Now you would you'd want them a lot like I thought you could bring the operation game into like surgery pre-op

Just have a look at how their hands are going

Maybe they could do like a jigsaw puzzle

They're going to put things back together outside to know that they've got everything that I've got all the pieces. Well

You'd think so with the placenta being one of the things that keeps me to go on

So yeah sounds pretty easy for a radio now

Jen hey, that's what we wanted no good for you, but I'm glad everything's okay. Yeah

Yeah, no, we have a very happy little girl who's turning one on Friday

Yeah

I'm a genie too young to realize you got to shout out

Anyway, oh well

I'll let it know

Get on your mate. Hey, thanks so much Jen

Now next producer Ryan always used to look at some research

Productions for the rumble for this year 2026. He's off though. So he's not working for us, but medium Mitch

El producer the medium

Merch next looking into the rumble's future for 2026. Yeah, I've seen the future and I know what you guys are going to be up to this year

You want to find out?

Well, it's in the run sheet

Sounds a bit mid

The morning rumble podcast or as mel's calls it pointless

And producer much joins us so Ryan our old producer used to do research Ryan looking at our

Our futures predictions for the rumble for us for 2026. Oh, no, no, they were just an attack

Has stepped up to the plate

Mystical Mitch with powers divine buckle up proceeds. He'll blow your mind

Yeah, mystical much looking into your crystal ball for us for 26 2026. Yeah, over the new years

I saw some lights in the skies and colors and stuff while I was at our Naveen. I think it's not a talent

No, it was the future

So much how are our futures looking for this year? Yeah, well, Miles wouldn't you like to know?

Okay, okay, this year you will eat KFC

acquiring your zinger box. You're going to slip on the wet tiles outside

No, you'll get a second older person's injury

But good news you will become the face of radius gears

A specialist aged scared provider for elderly and disabled New Zealanders

It's an honor. Yeah, you had a big 50th birthday last year

Your 51st will be a bit more tame

You'll celebrate it with a hazy beer

A half-hearted wristy and then a mid-to-late life crisis where you will shave your beard into a go-tee

Now go-tee bit want to be pointed down the line off the chin

Mel this year you'll meet a man

The man will arrive at your doorstep. Yeah, deliver your overeats

Oh

This year your insta-game will go through the roof as well and increase in bikini picks and thirst traps will see your following

After one too many load-contained violations though your account will be bad

No single men around the country will go into a month of mourning complete with candlelit vigils and

Precessions of heartbroken men marching through Henderson with framed photos of Melzans to be

Uh, Bryce. Yeah, good news your golf game will improve

Single figures as me gold is yeah, and you're well you add another 40 meters to your driver

Fix your slice and your handicap will go down to a five

This will be at the detriment of your relationships with friends and family who will see less and less of you as you spend more time on the course

Yeah, and we don't see you you'll be ignoring them while uh shadow chipping with a pretend golf club. This actually sounds ideal

As a result of your newfound golf prestige your style will begin to change to match those of your contemporaries on the golf courses

You'll begin wearing polos

Take that colors will be on down

You're also by quarters of rotten gun juzers take that back

Four different colors

Not to wear but you'll drake them across your shoulder

Well, you sip a mid-strength beer in the club

This is a terrible looking future. You'll also invest in a golf card as your arthritic knees cause more trouble in the winter

Roger

Saking the best to last all the worst you don't want to be last

Following your returned radio this year and the sale of a number of investment properties your bank account will swell to ludicrous levels

Into the New Zealand rich list become best buds with the mobras

And you'll reinvest funds into a new he lie

You'll get it implanted in turkey and you'll save money on the flight thanks to mate rates from your flight

You'll return to radio will elevate your status as a radio legend causing multiple other radio brands to fold realizing

There's no way they can compete and you'll swoop up their frequencies like a radio Napoleon

Marching across the year waves

Like Napoleon though, you'll eventually lose the battle of waterloo

Although your waterloo will literally be falling into the water in the lower

You'll be flushed away and never to be seen again

Actually fun fact to just on that Napoleon little bit taller than Roger

Nice to meet you team

Yeah

Sixty to seven hey, let's come back place a midnight oil and tribute to the drama robs to sadly passed away

Wanting to you now brass you back after your colonoscopy yesterday, which you had you've had some of course family history with that with

Balcancer and your family and the stats are alarming 1200 die a year in New Zealand. That's just over three a day

Yeah

It's terribly sad we we know people affected by it. We know people that we've lost to it

You listening will absolutely

Have that same of course you might be fighting it yourself right now. Yeah, a lot of you texting in saying yeah

Thanks for talking about a price because you know, maybe I should go and get one or

Even the bell. I mean, it's probably even quite old isn't it 58 it's dropping to 58 and March for bell testing

For screening dropping to 58 it has been 60 so now it's gonna

58 still seems quite old. I've got more young people that have been there. I've been taken

Yeah, no absolutely and sadly cancer. I mean just

Oh, it's just it's just terrible rob her's the drummer from midnight oil 70

What an absolute legend has passed away three year battle with pancreatic cancer

At the age of 70 formed

Midnight oil who originally known as farm

Um a school band back in 1972

When he formed what later became Midnight oil agents rocked out for five decades amazing. They've also lost bones

Yeah, they did yeah, they did

2020 yep, at the age of 62. Yeah, he passed away as well. Yeah, which was from cancer too

I think it was actually I don't even know what was sick

No, no

Because they've been doing some shows and I was lucky enough to see them a few years ago too

So it's park arena

Real sad so I'll introduce you to

Rob

King of the mountain

Midnight oil on the road

The morning rumble we work with Jay and Dunc those not for radio guys with a way bigger podcast

Welcome back Brice away yesterday, and you would have told this dog story you've had this dog story that you found out

Out about a few weeks ago

It's a dog story said I'm gonna hate I'm gonna hate

Well, I thought it would make you love it. Yeah, now knows a little bit about this and when I was telling Mal about it

She was like oh goodness save that

Miles, I don't believe you know anything about this now this involves actually a sad story a passing of a dog now

I never want to lose anyone to lose their family pet dogs a best friend something you don't quite understand

Roger because you don't have that bond having me having Warren G my French bulldog who passed to have 12 30 years

I still miss a little Warren like it's still weird around the house not having my little mate there been just over a year

That's right

I

Brings me to this story

Uh over summer. I heard about from a friend

Someone they know oh

Had their family pet Frankie

What are you laughing

Well, because you're you're smoking

Brice

Frankie died

You know, I mean yeah, that's sad isn't it for though for the owners. Yeah, we know I don't care

But for the owners the only sad. Yeah, so friends found out about it. Obviously people start sending messages like

Sorry about Frankie

Take a moment because it's

I'll bring back now bring back memories and stuff like that. So

Price is even I mean price price getting emotional about it as well. What kind of breeders was Frankie?

After he's the past teens

So sorry together myself. Yeah, yeah, some people come around for Frankie

They invite people around or people go around to say you know, they knew how important Frankie was was your line and state

No, when they turn up to the house thinking that they were just coming around to show support or whatever

And what they don't know is they've turned up to

what's been organized sort of

Pre because the dog hadn't been well was a dog funeral

Yeah, nice

Funeral for Frankie now roger. This is where I know you're going to get upset. All right

Imagine this you turn up to someone's house. You don't really know the dog

Don't really know Frankie, but you know the people and you just wanted to you know, you didn't really know what's happening

Okay, you turn up this funeral now people that was supposed to know it's poppin'in

You just poppin'in, which is what this person had just popped in

Yep

They were asked to be a pulvera

They had a coffin

They all know it's a coffin

Was it an open coffin or a coffin?

A coffin for Frankie and it would be the same size as one we could use for roger

The two owners and uh this person and uh and another person

Now they carried they carried they carried a dog coffin

How did it go? What kind of coffin is it? I'm I'm in trouble. I'm a lord and

They uh and they carried they had to carry her to be a pulvera

That's so sweet

For Frankie, they took him to the the back yard. Oh yeah, the hole had been dug

And and Frankie was buried

In the back and he was asked to make an impromptu eulogy

Not a eulogy

What Frankie meant? Yeah, what sort of dog was Frankie? I mean not that I care, but

One of those cute little um

Big ears

And so you're made so this person not a dumbly like a chihuahua

What is what is this person? What did he say on the spot? What did he have to say? Yeah, it said that he

This is the best part. I don't think I can't believe he loved the way. He loved the way Frankie looked him

It's so wonderful

Frankie lick me

Rest in peace, Frankie

It's also how many tongues. It's also something we'll say about roght and you guys

I love the way roght looked me

If you've ever been if you've ever heard of a dog coffin

I love that but I love that idea

I mean, I know dogs are cremated in the left in their boxes and sometimes people get in the house

Will they go take them to where the dog got to go and they'll spread those ashes? Yeah, but a dog coffin

You've been carried and buried and dog eulogies

Was he buried with some of his favorite toys in that coffin?

You know, it's a true toy

It's a squeezy toys with the squeaky ones. Yeah

Roll Frankie in

Frankie went to Hollywood

All right, he's Frankie

All right, Pete. I like the guy Frankie licked me

Well, he just froze. I don't know what to say. I love them blame him. I love the way he licked me

Hi, and after a 10 deep regret

That's a great story. What's not hilarious?

In a coffin elaborate pet treatment. Oh, okay. What have you seen? What have you heard what how much money?

The amount of money people will spend on a unwell pet can make roght viciously angry

All the time taking a poodle to a Michael Jackson

Performance road. I saw in New York on Broadway your elaborate pet treatments. You're right. I had a roghton

I always love it when I see dogs like

Water skiing and stuff

Pagan 10

Rest in peace Frankie

Bryce you hit a story before a dog funeral that you mate went to dog's name was Frankie Frankie passed away roght

Men a lot he'd sort of just popped around unknowing and it stumbled across what was the dog funeral of course an elaborate treatment for the pet

And it was in a coffin. Yeah, and he was made to be an impromptu a poor bearer

Brilliant

Poor poor bearer and then was asked to a eulogy and I spot and didn't know what to say and just said oh Frankie

Love the way look to me. Oh god. Yeah, that's good. Oh just come up and look me

I'm necessarily to have four poor bearers. Why? Well, are you just one person who'd lift up little Frankie in the coffin? Yeah, you're genetically

You're right. Yeah, it takes away the thing of being carried out. Yeah. Yeah, you're a sweet kind of thing

It's a dog Frankie. That dog had mana

Mass amounts of mana

Mel you you're loving this idea right the dog

Absolutely love it. I think it's a beautiful idea

But yeah, we were talking about elaborate pets. Yeah, treatment treatments

And do you remember spotty the Dalmatian from last year? You had this

He was flowing first class. Oh my god. I his family and he was watching 101 Dalmatians

That's so cool

I've never seen a dog in first class. Well, I mean, I saw a dog at a Broadway show a poodle in a pram dressed up like a baby

That wasn't actually you wasn't

It wasn't least pushing you around New York. You got some kind of kink. You got a foreign country

You can't you can't be seen around here as you're too famous

New York no one knows exactly

Um, I tried to erase it story from my memory Mel

But that because that would be first class. I mean, that's like

$15,000 and all the easier like bringing him his soup and his soup and everything like that and it's treats. Where do they put

Yeah, where do the dog put on a plane come for animals? Where do they go?

That's right to return to that. That is the thing. Can you ask your daughter love?

Who's a flight attendant Raj where dogs would put well, you see like usually dogs where they belong and cargo

Yeah, yeah, and so

Not spotty the Dalmatian

Not serviced also

Like serviced dollars fly in New Zealand. You've ever heard of any any much elaborate pet treatment coming through miles

Yeah, any very great rubble listeners. Well, um, there's one Texas said they they paid two and a half thousand dollars to have a leg removed from the cat

Chantal says I'm the manager of a vet clinic with a vet who specializes in orthopedic surgery most of these

Least 5k per surgery and we have dogs that need both legs operated on and of course, that's $10,000. I mean, yes, you're right to be fair though

We haven't we braced because you know you spend a lot of money on what you're interested. I'd never tell you the amount. No

No, I'm like with some of the numbers we've heard over the years are way way more than that. Yeah, but there is no limit mate

Ha ha ha

Sky

What you failed to understand you're a year out and even you didn't even find it on your on your spatical love has no limit

Even I know that. Did you know? Did you know? There's no limit crutch

Earn our boost now. You're a young and have a and have empathy and art. Yeah, there's no limit correct

It's got no limit once or ever

Would you would you pay 10 grand for a cat or dog to save it?

Actually, no, actually, actually he doesn't even eat it doesn't ever have a seat belt

Or a pillow I'd never ever be it

I need to listen to asking the wrong person. I'm in an air bed at the moment

You are a dog

But you love me though right roggy the cheap option

Oh

Let's go back. We'll come back. I went into rog phone elaborate pet treatment also what a lady does to groom her cat

Keep these coming and keep it the numbers the amount you've spent because like I said if we think of one thing today

Let's think of love has no limit

Hell of a story brice mate. He was ended up at a dog funeral for Frankie. Yeah little dog dives

He was a poor bearer poor bearer very good and had to do a eulogy into a speech for Frankie

He'd never seen anything like it

Tony dog four poor bearers funeral on the back. They'd made a coffin and

Just laugh and and yeah had to do all the spot eulogies

Which he wasn't expecting and he sort of froze panic didn't want to say anything bad and just they said oh

Well, you know, what do you think of when you think of Frankie? Yeah, and he said I love the way he looked me

Yeah

It's like we said though today if you just joined us there's no limit to love

And there is no

Yeah, it's a massive massive industry like what you can spend on dogs. Oh, well, do you need that song pull a little love?

Yeah

Any Linux

Uh, it is a great song, but when it comes to animals and putting you know putting pets down on your man

What a horrible thing to say. Yeah, he's the

The undertaker

So what do we got coming through?

There's things like this that the inlaw says it takes they went to China last year

They said they went to a mall, you know, go shopping. Yeah without realizing until they were in the mall

It was a purely set up dog mall

So massive more like a west field. Yeah, devoted to dogs and dog stores

Dogs dressed up

Pushed in prams the whole shebang. So just like all sorts of dog accessories

Like that is an elaborate pet treatment isn't it love that roger?

I get you there. We've got to get you there

My dog growing up had surgery on his legs is another one

Uh, and for the recovery my mum got him acupuncture and massages for sure

Is exactly what I'm having for my knee. Yeah, but she did it for a dog

And then the text says when I had my soldier soldier shoulder surgery. Yeah, well, I got what's a phone call

Do you remember when I'd take War and G rest in peace my dog?

Oh, that's right. I had to drive the like an hour south every weekend to take her aqua drogging

That's right

Also, you had a vulva uh relocated relocated

Was it something else? Was it the anal gland? Yeah, that's right

Was it in pricey the aqua jogging a bit there? How much was that a listen? How much was that? I don't want to

Yeah, how much did that help it? It was hundreds a yeah, it was worth it. I actually didn't do shit

She probably like you just buffer on there and she drown

You know just biff them in biff them in

Water goes about halfway up

Have a little life tickets that keep them afloat or no, they do of course they do

And they're special especially built treadmill and the way they had to pay for it

I mean hundreds no no lemon to love what else smells and just just finally

I've got plenty of ticks. We might revisit this later in the show

So so far our dog of 11 years has cost us over 12k in vet

Bills yeah, not long after we got him anyway. He tore his first cruise ship ligament

Year later. He did the other cruise ship ligament each operation costing about four grand at the time now

I owned an r8 club sport

I just sell our boys because I didn't have any funds to pay for the operations

That's from rob that's only going up in value

And our r8 club sport

Our tens of thousands close to maybe over a hundred I don't know your robes made a poor decision there

No, no limit to love mate

Now this last one here

This lady what she does to her cat talking about elaborate pet treatments

I grew my cat with my tongue like a mama cat would do to her kitten

I really could grow

She'll just like spread out on my arms

I'll just clean like her shoulders and her ears and the back of her head and stuff in her face

I don't get as involved as another cat would. I'm not like in her butt

Great to get an insight into Roger's search history

Now creatures set up a bounce bag to see that lady and if you want to see it takes in the word lick to three five ten zero

How I see

the morning rumble podcast mellas single and roger's shingles

It's nicely barren got him and it's brisal who picks up the key wicked

God, that is a huge wicked

In the areas come down to crack and news and have another side the circle

Stunning stunning century

Michael brisal he joins us

From India this morning first of all congrats on beating india in the 50 over format of the game to one

We talked to the young what was his name?

Jaden yes, bro, you gotta remember they know that's

Gee, where's Jaden?

We talked to the yeah, he's actually known as younger than me. He's 31 Jaden Linux. Oh well done. I might we talked to him

Ah

What a shambolic stuff

Haking grats on that and whatting that series an india mate you must be stoked first time

Yeah, no, it was pretty cool series to be a part of um, yeah as you said

I think seven teams had gone before us before we're able to to get that series one in the one day format. So

Yeah, there's no pressure on the 2020s now. We've done the tests and the ODS

Yeah, exactly I reckon um Michael. So when we were talking to jaden the other day though

I was surprised you don't get that much chance these days with the

Bizziness and the formats and how it all works

There wasn't that much chance to actually have a big old celebration as a team

You'd think with that much history. I was thinking

Shirts off bears flowing. Yeah, show ease everything going on, but it's not quite the case

Yeah, you would you would like it to be like

Yeah, unfortunately we've got again tomorrow. So um

I know the board the boys did celebrate and and have a couple of quite years in the in the team room afterwards and

Yeah, we enjoyed ourselves, but then um, yeah, the t-20 guys come in and the ODI guys maybe maybe on that um on that flight that

Yeah

Okay, I'm excited to celebrate in chorus. Yeah, nice ride morning mate. It's male here now

Is it true that your nickname is the beast? If so, how did you get that?

Yeah, there's it so it's it's not a

Bearing interesting story. It was just when I was younger um

Strington conditioning and cricket wasn't really a thing and um, I was I was one of the one of the ones that went to the German

Yes, so the um just one of the guys called me to base and as ran around the time

Mani Vati there was on the wing for the Warriors

Of course, he's the base

There you are. I'm I'm a little beast. I would say

Well, I mean you and Glenn Phillips because Glenn Phillips likes to lift the weight plate or three

Yeah, now he's he's certainly taken over that mentioned now um and far better than I ever did

Yeah, um, I don't call myself the beast around him. That's for sure. I feel like my name would be the growler

Yeah

So

I just I'll just come back to the cricket. It's pretty cool that you've got the world cup coming up in India

And Sri Lanka

The t20 world cup that is and you're getting five t20s in India to play as well

Like this must be absolute bonus time for you guys to repeat yourself

You had a great ODI series the conditions you look like you suited for them. You must be pumped

Yeah, no, it's it is great to be over here and playing cricket

I think

You get used to the conditions and things like that but also yeah, there's a lot of stuff off the fields that you sort of have to get used to as well

There's in that first game in the ODI series the 40,000 fans

More streaming and and yeah, just getting used to those sorts of things with the master of advantage as well

Well, actually did ask jaden linux that one that question as well about the Indian fans. Um, do they mob you?

You

You my my strategy is just to find someone who's got a bigger profile than me and then from there they they just attack me

So you walk around with someone who's

Has slightly more senior than you what um, but more experience in this part of the world and you and you get away with

Even thing just fun. Yeah, that's what we do with roger

You played your hundredth game for the black caps

Congratulations

You debuted at 31 a lot like jaden linux actually um, but tell talked to us about Darrell Mitchell

He averages over 70 in india, which is outrageous in ODIs

Like that's he's on fire you guys must be absolutely stoked with the way you guys are bad at the moment

Yeah, if you could if you could pick a place to play really well, I think um, he's picked the right place

There's obviously the idea and things like that over here that

If you do well over here and get a reputation for doing well over here, then

You get looked after pretty well and we saw that when he got picked up in the in the auction a couple of years ago

Yeah, more seriously. He's he's doing great and

Yeah, a massive reason to or part of the reason why we won that series was was the way that he went with the baton

Yeah, it's it's been awesome to watch in and um and captain

It's going to be a hell of a series five T20s in india then the world cap of course

So lots to look forward to and thanks so much for your time

Michael the beast

Well, thanks so much, mate. You may from the weapon to be there

In the ground

Thank you for staying up for this mate

Only Roger in Missouri spoke to

Michael

And just had Michael brosable on from the black caps before from india

Few suggestions few text coming through saying what's there a bit of a lisp on that and we've hit a bit of history

Yeah, so what happens is when we use um one of the the

Streaming zoom type apps. Yeah, it's time we use google meet it something comes through our desk if they're on an iphone

We've been having the discussion out in the office as of the iphone

Flower on an iphone something something stitches them up a guy got stitched up so bad that time you did she hard to have a listen

On well aware fellas that we've all got smaller pension fans. That's why we only made it 15 minute

Yeah, they gave us outrageous

Access that we've never really had before to be

That's so cute

But it was also like it could be just price

You know

The engineers couldn't find anything wrong. No, he was on a samsung

Oh great stuff so there you go

And we're gonna come back bros. I got a cool story in a elaborate prison break

You might have heard of this story before but Jesus should have been a big action blockbuster movies or docker at some point

The lense gone to free a criminal husband

Unseen before unable to do again ever shortly

We hear now bros you've talked early this morning love has no limits

So you're mantra for today and this sort of fits in with the story here doesn't if we head to France

He's told us too much of it. I'll be terrible

Would you guys do if I got put in prison celebrate

Oh, we what would try but a try but a call through to you

If I was innocent would you would you come in and

Set me free break me out. Oh, I'll try and break you out. Oh, yeah

Depends will you which prison you're at. I mean if you're sort of

I mean I can't break at a parry

No

Maybe springfield be hoping on a conical

Yeah, why do you ask well, have a listen to this now you might have heard about the story before but I don't it might be

But I've never seen a great doko or anything on this one other great

Jail breaks stories and love had no limit. Have a listen here

In 1986 Paris became the setting for one of the most astonishing prison breaks in modern history

A great escape like something out of a movie except this with real life a woman learning to fly a helicopter

Just to free her husband from prison

Michele Vajure was an notorious bank robber serving a long sentence at La Sante a high security prison in the heart of Paris

He'd already been caught and imprisoned several times

But this time his wife Nadine wasn't having it for three years

She was secretly enrolled in helicopter lessons under a false name not for fun but with a plan

Renting a helicopter. She flew low over La Sante's rooftops and hovered above the exercise yard

Michele climbed the board and mids the chaos below

Within minutes the helicopter lifted off into the Paris sky and the couple was gone

It was a scene straight out of a thriller the daring rescue of a lifetime driven by love audacity and incredible nerve

Unfortunately for them freedom was short-lived four months later and nationwide manhunt ended in their capture

Still a few jail breaks in history can match a helicopter a rooftop and a wife willing to take to the skies for love

Four months on the run though. It's pretty good effort but a time to give them all see obviously

During the helicopter stuff pretty good effort. Yeah, that's great. It's true lovers. Yeah, that is true love. They should have chop it and back to

Chopped them back off home dropped him back in the yard made him climb down

Get back in there. You think as you asked are something a viewer in prison brice would share and take helicopter lessons to try and bus you out

That is the question. She would your wife sure can she would yeah, I think she would actually I concur but

I'm seeing how she drowsy wouldn't want

Come on right fellas

What is this is this is 1996?

Hey, look honestly you and she can take my wheels over summer. I did she

No, I don't want to hold on the chair. You'd have to tunnel out

You'd both get helicopter lessons so you could break your youngest Rubin out of prison when he eventually gets put inside

Well, love love the thought there but you're wrong. We'd leave him

It's safe for everyone. It is

That's why they call it preventative detention

The Morning Rumble podcast the kind of podcast you know your lawns too

Ryan

I'll produce a Ryan joins us in the studio get a Ryan hello, and boss Brad as well get a Brad morning

Now Ryan our old producer of course now you're sick and charged you with the right

We had a meeting about the show on Sunday said this week you guys you've got to get the boss Brad and you got to talk about

One star ratings for Uber. Yeah, which apparently well yours aren't great either Ryan can I say?

minor terrible and I've got 11 one star ratings on Uber

So

Is it like in the settings you go on and you can see how many times because you have an overall rating

Exactly, but to go deeper it's settings. Yeah, privacy

Sea summary and then you hit ratings. Yeah, so it gives you all your stats

I've had 580 trips on Uber 454 five stars, but then one 11 stars

Only a man with double digit one star range

I'm exactly off the cuff knows how to get to that feature in Uber apps

It's very interesting. What it doesn't say there is that one of those one stars was when I threw up in Mulligan's

So that's on yours

One star ratings three of them are probably yours

So you said we're gonna get Brad and we have to guess how many Brad one star ratings for Uber which obviously more than 11 Ryan

Gotta be around that's why Ryan wouldn't have put up

Very good. Yeah, yeah to be really honest. Do you remember why you might

I've got lots of ones

How many do you think Mal for Brad? I look as close to 20

Bryce

Well, if Ryan's put on Ford with 11 of them. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna

I'm gonna guess you bad 30. Yeah, I'm well. Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna go look

I'm gonna go outrageous and say 37 that's pretty high

I'm going 24 okay

What is that?

One star two of those who don't know that means you've been an absolute degenerate. Yeah

Means you've been abusive

You've represented the rock brand

I think what I'm trying to do Bryce to be brutally honest is I'm very chatty

I'm trying to get you to put the rock heart. Yeah

It's probably what I'm trying to do at a very nice manner, but I can tell you have had nine three stars to six two stars

And Mull's you're very close 25

I don't know why I don't know why I thought it was very nice

Cuties and we know what a piece of shit

Even anyway, yeah, it's not a good look for the rock brand. No, it's not

I'm sitting in an example for us Brad

What's your actual what's your actual rating? My rating is not too bad. It's about 4.7

I'm going to go down

In fact in fact Creech

You've got a terrible uber yarn featuring a boss Brad as well, don't you? Sure do

Yeah, Brad is as a POS in another sense

But still to do with uber

Also, he'd be using the rock to pay for it

Absolutely

So one star rating through up on the seat

Great great intro great producer Ryan bad enough. I'll produce a 11 one star ratings on uber to be honest

I thought Ryan would be more he's not a good guy

And his behavior once he's had a couple shocking

Sloppy the boss Brad 25 one star uberade

How many like we said would have been paid for by me he looks he'd justify all of them. Oh, yeah, there's definitely work

Now Creech you heard of this and you've also got a story. This is also involves our boss Brad and an uber what happened?

Indeed, so one of my good friends Sam he was partying with Brad the boss and

And his phone died so he said hey Brad I can't I can't get home. Can you please order me an uber?

And Brad goes he of course, mate orders him an uber and apparently he's you know, he's still about

Two k's away from his place and the uber just pulls over and goes oh, sorry, mate. You're right. It's done

And and Sam's like what the hell right? Yeah, you're not at my house

So far away and he goes oh, well, whoever's account this is on is just started a new ride

So this rides over so Brad it started a new ride, honestly

Cancel a ride midway apparently so so there's a bread had done this

Brad had done and Sam had no like no way to contact anyone because his phone was just

So he just he just walks home from there apparently he's still walking

We haven't seen him. We're missing no literally. I don't know how I heard that story

I haven't seen it for years

It's all on Brad Brad would have forgotten that he ordered an uber for Sam and

Yeah, what's this? Cancel what the hell is that? All right, well, I need to do that

Vintage Brad

Vintage you ever paid for an uber roach?

Like Brad a lot of company ubers. Yeah, they're starting to track me a little bit now

Get it the odd email. Can you justify this sort of thing and I can

You just say you were using email address. Yeah, Roger's probably using them in New York

He probably was

And you're probably going to your last trip you know when we went in 2023. I did use the company one in New York. Yep

What are you gonna do

The Morning Rumble podcast it'll even work in the evening

You can stay welcome along and you're right Bryce. We don't often get into the pop culture

Stories that are going on, but this is a biggie and look want to know about your family situations your family feuds your riffs

What's going on? Yeah, and I hear about them all the time my wife a little bit extra. She'll love this podcast

She does is purely based on that so I get a little bit of an insight to all of this

And she oh she didn't say word to me so I was getting that colonoscopy

Yeah, and you would have thought I would have had her waiting hand in foot

Uh-uh. No, she was all over the Beckham

Beckham Saga that's going on the feud yes between Brooklyn their son the oldest

And he's just gone to Instagram and he's just gone health a leather yeah on David and

Victoria Beckham his parents. Yeah, they control yeah

And controlling and narrative about him and his wife. Yeah, like it's like I mean

As you can talk about you know families behind their backs and all that sort of thing or whatever but

Going bang Instagram the whole world and worldwide world wise talking about this the UK media would like it

I think

Yeah, I think that's like I think that'd be interesting. They might pick it up

It might be in you know a few pages in but yeah

You guys have ever been part of any family feud to me

Obviously you don't want to say where you don't want to say on the radio

But uh ever had any feud that have

Spring to mind because I mean I've told you guys for me and my brother had that feud for about six weeks when we were

Laboring side-by-side that's right 10 hours a day and we just didn't talk. Can you remember what started it?

That would have been my fault. Oh, yeah

Would have been my fault. Yeah, I'll take on it

And what was the end result of that feud a fist fight?

Over a toasted sandwich machine maker

And was that the end of it like there was never any more feuds after that. Oh, we've never laid hands on each other's son

Did he put you through a wall and a different fight in an only a fight?

So he won round one I won round two. We won all well. Let's have around three

Yeah, in fact both occasions were all my fault

So sorry life. Sorry, mate

Talking family feuds the Beckham's

Feuding well, he's feuding with them their oldest son Brockland and he's feuding with David and Victoria

It's gone international gone gone big this story. That's for sure. Messy

Merrill messy, but you just playing some James addiction before their brice. Oh, we'll see you know exactly

Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro will Perry Farrell and the rest of James addiction of course and the bands of families

Families yeah, there's a terribly messy breakup on stage. I mean he struggled with addiction for a long time

Obviously Perry's had his demons like a lot of people and a lot of those bands have and yeah

But he started fighting them on stage started trying to

Dave Navarro and then yeah, Messy all of the rest of the band like nah, that is it

Sador you've been broken up got back and then I saw just before Christmas

Perry finally addressed it like it took him so long and then he just did a statement on Twitter like y'all. Sorry

They're my bad essentially I've summarised that my bad but there was no one like

Don't borrow none of them came in like all goods

No left on scene. Yeah, your family feuds are no wait us on a band family feuds probably the greatest family feud of all time

And they came back together the john's brothers Andrew and Maddie. Yeah, it was a great old family food for a while

They were feuding for a while mate again. Yeah, no, absolutely now John day who

Used to be our sports guy. I did the sporting rumble with you males as well for a few years

Used to read sport with us. He had this this this feud between him and his sister, I believe

We checked this much

Sorry, hang on mate. Yeah, what's that? Yeah, give it a wheel. I don't know man

I don't know

We'll just predate this

We don't know if it's 2026 ready or not

This is on

Again one day it got out of hand and she gave me a bit of a beat down which I wasn't happy about

So went to her bedroom and hid behind her door with a cricket wicket the sister

waited for her to walk through the door and then whack over the back with the cricket wicket and then ran as fast as I could into the toilet

Locked myself in the other

John get the hell out of here right now and I was locked in there for a good hour

Um, and then it was all quiet and I was like oh now you know, I just unlock the toilet

Just look out the door. She's not there. I walk out boom

She keeps me she's been waiting for an hour

What did she got me real guard did just this and she was like but they had to be a truce at some point

And this came when I was 15 years old. Yeah, she was 19

Yeah, and we're in Nelson at the time and yeah, I had a couple of Christmas drinks

And then I thought it would be a good opportunity to put her in a Boston crack

Which is an old school recently moved when yeah

Yeah submission hold

It's where you're in my career. You're sitting on a back and you bring up sitting on your back

Yeah, and it really hurts your back

I didn't realize at the time, but yeah, it brought you to tears

And then she had a boyfriend at the time and he came out to me and was like look John

I think it's about time you stop. Did you start going into hot talk?

Oh, yeah ring-a-ding-day was in full force

There's my wrestling name back in the day and end of it

So sorry Caroline for all those years ago

Now that was good

No, you're right, Matt. They're good to Boston crack

Great

The Beckham's are feuding at the moment between David Victoria and their older son

Brocklin that's gone big the story international

Probably on your news at night. Is it male? Yeah, while they say how control while he's saying how controlling

They've been his entire life

That they're like manipulating the narrative between him and his wife and yeah

It's just gone massive these last few days

So your family feuds, what are you fighting over? Maybe you know we've had that call sorry that text seven years seven years

Seven years I haven't talked to my brother for seven years

Also, I'm not trying to celebrate it all make light because it's no good when you have anything family feuds

But from the radio point of view, you're always like oh can we beat that now produce a crutch

Just come in a crutch for a chat here

So I rang that that one that said they haven't talked to their brother in seven years

Yeah, and and he told me what it was and I was like oh my gosh, we have to get you on

Put him on hold talk to some others came back to him. I was like so explain it in a more detail

I completely misinterpreted what he had said

He said my brother rolled my old lady and I thought that meant that his brother had shagged his late. That says wife

But apparently it means it took all his mum's money

So that's my bad

I thought we're gonna get him on a little bit of brother rivalry from

Missing with the same girl, but no, he just the same girl being his mum

I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry

Thanks Creek and yes Raj

My oldest sister and I had an 18-month feud when I was about 13

I broke her nose with a swing ball bat

She did the same to me with the same bad about three months later

At the end of when I was at the end of when I threw a part of the house brick at it

Hidden around the hill and I pooped myself, but best mates after that

Oh

When my brother and I were younger

We scrapped the heap and then mum was away one day and the old man told us

Go out of the front lawn and go at it and finish this. Yeah, so for about five minutes

We went at it and then I ran away and I grabbed a cricket bat and came back with it and the old man came out and stopped it all

That's good. Yeah

My cousin is still in a feud with his sister and parents mid-50 so I reckon it's been at least 15 years now

And then I haven't spoken to my dad and over 23 years since Scott and we live for just 10 minutes away

One from Justin my mum and her brother hadn't spoken for over 50 years

50 years

When I had talked to my family over 10 years and then the old boy

13 years and then dad passed away

So many good no good at all

The Morning Rumble podcast now recyclable just hit replay

And earlier on this morning brice you've been holding on to the story and a hell of a story

Made of yours been to a dog a funeral as it turned out

He really he just thought well the dog had passed away Frankie thought he'd just see pop in to see how they were

The owners no no kids

Put out there. Yeah, and it was like family members aren't they for a lot of people

Absolutely land like us to do there when our dog want to g past like a bit over a year ago

Yeah, it's hard to

I until you've had that feeling it's hard to explain hard to explain to someone like Roger doesn't have a heart

Especially when it comes to pets

Yeah, especially males when it comes then yeah, and ironically you have a cat well

Not my yeah, we do it's my daughter's cat. Yeah, Molly. Yeah, well whatever

It sounds like it now

It's a family cat to me now. It's just there. I mean, it's just there because it come near you not really no

No, why would it? No, and maybe the user is a scratching post. Yeah

It completely ignores me when we release it yeah, when lease walks into the room follows her everywhere she goes

Me just completely ignores me which suits me absolutely fine. I don't don't be a part of Molly's life

It's yeah, it's sad that these ignores you as well

So they they stumbled across yeah, then they he was amazing blown away. They'd made like a coffin

Yeah, guys quite handy. He'd made a coffin and then he was

He was a poor bearer and and carried the

To the hole then they did impromptu eulogies around the room. Yeah, and that was when he froze on the spot didn't want to say anything bad

Oh, what do you remember? What do you love most about Frankie? And he goes well, I love the way Frankie would look me

Then regret it saying that I was so when we were talking about elaborate pet treatment miles

And it's just so many came through we couldn't get to them all cam said we paid 15 grand for our dogs back surgery

Worth it be over 20k and all now with all the treatments. She's had

She was paralyzed from midway down, but back walking just slightly wobbly

So we're there we go. We're there reset them

And we need good news

Anthony says our dogs had three hip operations 7k each

Plus time off work recovery drugs follow ups time off we're probably pushing 30k

Insurance though, it still helps and he's still livin. He's a levin. Yes

Well, so happy to hear that

Levin when most dogs are sort of croaking around it. They're not they

We used our honeymoon money to save the cat

As he was sick

That's what tell us little mate just put it down

Too worried they were going to they were not they were going to get paid

Anyway, we did the last two months of nursing it with draining fluid from its lungs

Two and a half years on cats doing great a wee gem still no honeymoon though

Miracle

My mate backed over his jack Russell and his high lux

He paid 12 grand of fix its hips

I'm to enter the work

Worth it worth okay. I tell you what mate worth every bloody set

Old dust is now called 12g

My ex had an ex my excuse me my sister had an ex racing greyhound

It got hit by a car wrecked its legs she spent

60k over the years

Repairing the stupid animals who's Jeff where they're sent it can now walk again

It still has all its legs

And also if any sort of pet should have been able to get it out of the way of a dog it should be greyhound

Right no, I know you you there's no way you got me money to save the cat

But still I find this very heartwarming and happily drops 60k

You have y'all reckon you have

We had a pet rabbit named Harvey this is the final text guys when I was flirty

He was on he was unfortunately murdered by a cat or a weasel or something

Anyway, we had a funeral for Harvey the pet rabbit. Yeah, we buried him under our lemon tree with all the boys there to send him off

We were listening to his favorite song

Lord of the rings hobbit music

And

We sent him off with a double brown pouring it out on his grave for him

Carl Bunga RIP Harvey

So close where's your rabbit

I'm secured

Oh

I love a chemo story next actually watch

12k

Then they to use the night

I was blowing up this morning on elaborate pet treatments how much you've spent on your pet

We kicked this off at seven it's still going strong and just to wrap it up before he to use the sport maels

There's a few more that have come through while oasis have been playing

My mom spent a k a month to keep her dog alive and it still smell like death

Can't put a price on it still care no limit to love no limits

I've erotic. Yeah, it's got two bionic knees eight thousand dollars each

Plus a bionic ankle that's really cool three thousand dollars

Plus then there's also follow ups drugs of course the costs amount always wanted a rock well

Yeah, they're just old dogs. Yeah, I read a diamond. Yeah, but I'm massive

And expensive but the looks of things miles as well sounds like a ride and finally put my dog through chemo

for sinus cancer

I was told it would give him another couple of years of good life

cost me 12k and

He had to have him euthanized six months after the treatment

What's going on over there?

What are you bucking in your seat for?

Well, it's just a you because you read it you tease it before price and you couldn't stop smirking you thought

I mean it's no it's it is sad but it's just what happens isn't it spend a lot of money on on a pet

Supposed to give it a few more years then about a week or two later they croak

Got a should I use the money to go out on holiday

I'm sorry

Use the spot next now or judo a few, you know, you know, what's that sorry if you had that pet and that required money

Would you just say end up? Yeah, gotta feed you

Oh

Bull up

Rock accurate track

This has been the morning rumbles show highlights to hear our off your chat check out the list of the podcast feed

Rover music radio podcasts