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It is the morning rumble three past six morning to you welcome along to a Wednesday morning miles morning to you morning garage

Yes, good morning

Bryce is back today. You had to take off yesterday with a sick little time. Well, yeah, I subbed out didn't I after

Worked one hour. Yeah, you did. Oh, yeah, no, you're here for an hour. Yeah, yeah on a stay. What an hour on this

Day's work the best hour to head see if you say yeah my little mate Tyson's not well

He's got this order immune thing going on for about nine weeks or so now and so it's

There's another trip to starships. I think it's everybody at Starship the bloody legends there

So yeah, and then thanks to Creech

Sudden for me say I appreciate it mate, but I'm you crazy

So Creech thanks team right stuff always a pleasure. Yeah morning to you Mitch as well

Morning team. How's it going? Good. Well, this this this story quite disturbing from you male just now

Research right away for like half a show. You've got this bizarre research

It's popped up. It's saying that male underarm sweat

Can potentially enhance a woman's mood it's something to do with this compound sounds and male underarm sweat

And when you put it on the female upper lip

Well, how does this come about and how did someone research this? I know they put

They had all these female participants. They got some of the perspiration from I don't know some males

Yeah, and they applied it to their lips and all of a sudden really happy woman

And you know new year new male a miles. We've been talking about this. I have I've been pumping her up

I've been telling her that she needs to approach this year with an open mind. You said yeah, don't sweat the small stuff

So maybe I've got to give it a go

Maybe you can sweat some get a little bit of sweat put my lips to the pits

You want me to do this next one member of the morning rumbles. I'm gonna see if this actually works

Have we got any hinder lips of an angel?

Should I have a go we're you're not going there more?

I walk to work. I'm a bit sweaty. Well, that could work in my favor. All right

Well, I know

Someone who's always sweaty. It's me

Now we'll try next

I miss I miss half a show

Welcome back sweet

Yeah, it's early

Bryce takes a couple hours off a show and yeah here you're back at work today

You've got a sick kid at home Bryce Wednesday morning male at the story at six. Mal just reiterate what it is again

Research indicating that exposure to male underarm sweat can positively influence women's mood and hormonal balance

So they reckon applying male sweat to your upper lip makes you happy

So I thought make male happy. I'm gonna give it a go. It really reeks of it reeks. Sorry

And it reeks that a man has come up with a fight. Oh

One hundred percent. I mean males and I will like we don't have to do this

This is one of those things

Which is ironic that we're mansplaining this but this is one of those things that you just see on Instagram

As some sort of mean usually you might see it to another fellow. We're not classic

This might make them happy

It's not a thing that you would ever think they've been out

He's I'm not mean is sure

Mel was like who's um but do I

Didn't want a bar of it

You're not going to your lips aren't coming anywhere

Where do I put my lips?

What a match have you just

If I open my eyes it'll all be over, right?

Okay, so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna put my lips to your pits

Because it worked for these female participants

They said they were least tense and more relaxed

Yeah, there's a good chance that I'd say I don't know

Why don't you dare be finger 20% of our audience are listening right now. Yeah, I like you're not

I'm doing it at a peak time. Oh

Waste of conti all right, so here she's off. Okay, so so here you go

So I'll put my arm just shirtless

She was this is so weird. Okay, so there you go Malgo and she's

No, no, no

So roach head is I'm above his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll be straight into the middle of the

It's not as bad as I thought my love has been in far worse places

I'm happy

I want to make me happy

You know early early stages. How do you feel? I feel like a new woman

Yeah, you must have you must have absolute growth on that time

So the lag

What a way to do welcome back bris coming up on the morning rubble

I just want to do make of it. Oh pretty good

Put your shirt back on

I want it to you now we'll get your 10 minutes. We'll get it sink in and we'll come back

We'll revisit this

Mal how are you feeling great song to play actually because started the show 6 a.m. This morning you had a story about what I came across a new research

That indicates that male underarm sweat

Compositively influence a woman's mood and hormonal balance. Where are you?

Where is your algorithm leading? Yeah, I found it on Instagram. So I thought must be true

So gave it a go this morning and

Do you know it popped up on my Instagram algorithm last night? What was that? What's that mouse? Mal getting a facial

What have you been looking at?

Yeah, so people's algorithms are cooked

Yeah, but yeah, I thought I'd put this to the test and I put my lips in your pets rog

You didn't you didn't need to know we go

Oh, there's a way for the show you say a little fella's been you know in and out of the stasha with the thing going on

Yeah, I come in and then I look around rog's got no shoot on

Yeah, it's very quick to take that off

And then and then this I mean, here's just a little snapshot of him. Have a listen

Oh, I'm just shirtless

She was this is so weird. Okay, so there you go now. I got it and she's

She actually

You know early early stages. How do you feel? I feel like a new woman

You you you must have absolute growth on that

Oh

So it's something in the sweat

Yeah, yeah, that positively impacts a woman's mood prices looking at me very you guys can tell already look how happy I am

Yeah, yeah, I'm a change woman. You dad brain power on your glands

Uh, before every show now you've got Roger's sweat on your lips

Yeah, and you said my motto this year should be don't sweat the small stuff

Exactly, just put just put small stuff

So

Text lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, three five two zero was filmed

That's up the ads. It's done now. It's going well. It's try it one and done

Uh, look, I love slippery dick

I love the fact I love the fact

So why do you do that morning rumble podcast produce the Ryan morning mates morning

Although not our producer anymore. No, that's the right Roger. You don't like change

I'm assuming you're going to keep calling me producer Ryan at least till 2028

What's your official title? What do we call you Brad's bitch?

Correct. Yeah, it's in my email signature. Yeah, it's his Brad's bitch

And then that line thing or that Tiger King meme. It's my head with

Yeah, on a leash. No, um, what's happened with your your car?

So I was involved in a car crash last week. Yeah, trying to oh, hey, you're right. Yes. No good. Yeah. I'm okay

And my car was not okay. Did you? Uh, did you know it's activated?

It's good to have you

I was I was pulling out of a car park going into another car park and a car coming around a corner did not see me

Boom. Oh, have you guys been on the car crashing? Yeah, yeah, you have I have yeah

I got we got hit by a drunk driver and they didn't take a corner out of the Calorie tunnel

And just keep going straight went straight into I sprayed my ribs

Yeah, I got out of the car and I was I ripped it and that ray there a adrenaline rate ripped off his

Reve has winged me ripped it off his car and threw it at him and then

Just had to had to hold me back. Yeah, yeah, cuz I could smell the booze. He was so drunk. Yeah, I could smell the boo

I was like

And it's funny what happens when you do get involved in the car crash

So she came into a car. She's going sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry

Yeah, it's just like it's a shock just shaking like being like

But then you do the classic take a photo of their license do the insurance details all that sort of stuff

Yeah, right, but um, so the car is getting fixed. It's gonna be a couple of weeks away

Okay, but at the moment I've been given a little red Toyota Acqua. Oh barbie girl

Yeah

How do you feel driving around in an aqua how a masculinity is an aqua?

So a masculinity, but miles surprisingly peepee

Yeah, yeah, but I must be going through a terrible round of a driving form or something because coming into work today

Yeah, I nearly had another crash in the courtesy car

You almost crashed the courtesy car

No way

Sort of wasn't focusing on what I was doing in the aqua just trying to duck my head down and shame driving this thing

Um, and looked up and you're re-ended someone on the motor

But you would not I reckon you aren't the first person to nearly well you didn't crash it

But I reckon there's so many listing who would have also crashed the courtesy car. You can't be the only one

It would be so good to double down and be like oh, sorry

Yeah, because the exes for the courtesy car is 750. Oh, yeah, someone must have crashed a courtesy car

You've crashed your own car. You've got the courtesy car and you crashed it as well. No, you're right. Let us know

Oh, I know the rock phone you can also text in three five two zero

How long have you got the how long are you driving a vagina around for?

And that's rich coming from your electric vagina the e-brile

You're literally inside a dolphin

I'm a b-y-d dolphin can I say Ryan also very peppy

Well, why are we here?

Crash your car and also your courtesy car as well or similar to my yes text from Dylan my friend got crashed into in his Toyota

Korea van

Got it fixed on the day picked it up. He got crashed into again

What are the chances?

Not a courtesy car by my mate was a panel beta right they're just finished a car and took it for a drive

Oh, they do because they got to just mechanics do that too

I often wonder if that ever happens with mechanics when they take it for a spin around this right of course

Pulled out in heavy traffic got T-bone by someone driving down the medium

And my ex employee crashed my will has work you just got it ridden off right got a rental you

And he crashed at the following night. That's with Sean. That's exactly what we're after Sean. Yeah, thank you

Wanting to know if you've done the same you've you've crashed your car then you crashed the courtesy car

Or maybe your mate's car one you borrowed

There's one there's a couple of just comes through miles textin three five two zero

Sean another Sean says an old workmate traveling to the west coast rear ended a car toner boat

Rick the boat the car toner and the work vehicle

He finally got to the coast after a couple of long days drove the rental off the side of a mountain on the way back

Not naming name

But his nickname became crash Robinson

And then another one I crashed the courtesy car that my dad had after messing his car

I open up like a can opener

All the way down one side on a gate hinge wasn't even on my learners

So for insurance purposes dad had to tell everyone it was him

It's from Shelley

People are countless absolute battle is out there be careful

Moles is your mum's whole past

No, what's the better you tell your mum what's off

The morning ruffle podcast

Gonna go from car crashes to bike crashes this morning

And as you said Bryce say you found the story overnight a real story here real case of karma

Instant karma

Is it what I send this on last night quite happily to

All of you

And it's you know everyone catches everything on their cameras these days

That's obviously one of the great pleasures and downfalls

Project cons

But old mate's got his camera out and he's actually got a massive Instagram following himself

And he's watching he's filming

Old mate comes through on a bike that's clearly stolen because there's a bit of a police chase

And out of nowhere

Bumper female cop just absolutely smokes the sky for his bike

But as he comes off the bike you'd think that that was a good enough video itself

Of course

But his finger

When he falls off the bike after getting tackled goes into the spoke

at full pace

Serve them right

Oh man, but it didn't just break his finger

Fingers gone

Yes, have a listen here. Oh boy

Police moving on a reported stall and e-bike as the female copper

Chase his fucking head off and get his finger

wrapped up in the back of the f***ing bike are you kidding

Wifeguards plot with some heavy artillery and the paramedics

Offer him the green whistle, but I think he's more interested in the glass

Barbie the circus is definitely in town today. It's all thanks to this

Another hour goes by and the paramedics have to remove his finger and he has no one else to put in the finger

But the paramedics f***ing bin

Of course he's kidding

The e-bike is not in a good state and that'll probably be going to the tip

Alongside old mates even f***ing stupid f***ing finger

So re-sprose is the page which is actually it's a great account

I follow it anyway, which is how I saw the story in the door a lot of great content

But if you want to see anybody out you can text the word finger just three five two zero

Hector instant calm. That's it's worse and it's worse. That is the exact bike I have

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, no you've given how long have you had your e-bike miles about three years now? Yeah, how often do you ride it?

Not often more not now my legs bang probably could actually I just don't can't pedal

Remember when you and Roger went riding together

Yeah, I put them in my Miller seat

My now six-year-old would sit

And Roger's actually smaller than that

Miller's outgrown it but Roger can still fit in there and then where'd go for cruises?

We did it was great fantastic. It was awesome

So yes as you said brice finger three five two zero go and check that one out

But you know, I'm not doing finger injury shots

This guy this guy lost his finger. I know that's where Roger wants to go

Yeah, I left yesterday and in the car on the way home. Yeah, Roger talking about his fingers

And we'll come stop miles and mail some great attacks on him. I'm thinking you plus a bike

Oh, yeah, this guy is finger when in the back wheel at pace. Yeah, spoke bang

Fingergone lost it. Yeah, you plus a bike. What did it equal? What happened? Can we compete New Zealand? Oh

Clayton good. I made

Yeah, they're going

Clayton goods, but I guess not so good for you what happened

No, so I had I had a BMX when I was a kid and it had all the the stunt pegs and everything and I thought I was the

Hebs look these knees and was popping a wheel in

In front of my show and off to my friends and I hadn't done the front wheel up properly

So the front wheel came off and the

Falk stuck into the ground and catapulted me face first into the gravel

Cheers Clayton

Jealous teeth did you scrape your face at what happened?

Uh, so I had gravel racial over my face and broke my nose

Yeah, now something clad in something

Brice very similar. Yeah, yeah

But winging a dead to come like he fixed my bike and to come watch me doing wheelies. Yeah, it was just like

Sure

Anyway, I'm right there with you. I'm with your dad

I'm at the end of the school holidays like you. Yeah, I'm over it

Clayton had been in charge of fixing my bike and you obviously just hadn't done it

I don't know whether it had bears or what I got out there to do the wheelie and like you as I was mid-willy

I saw my wheel roll off in front of

Are you going? It's terrifying act terrifying the wheel in front of you. Yes. You know you're screwed

Yeah, I can honestly I can picture it now. I was like seven or eight. I remember looking down going

At and time still still and then my face ate the wrong

You could now Clayton

Yeah, yeah, I think so

Mostly you're not looking like that thing off the goonies

Rearranging

He's the beast part of the movie

He is the best part of the movie here

We should we should hook up and I'll give you a dub

Will you give me a dub?

I love to see you guys pop wheelie

Yeah, right in unison like some sort of half-time show at a sports event

Rad

Amazing Clayton. Thanks so much for your call though

Just what we wanted

Few text emails we can come back and get to some more too. There's heaps coming through. Yeah

You're in a bike. What did it equal three five two zero?

Let's see. Have you ever been a bike guy? Yeah, I well of course

What is it what exactly does it make? Well, I had a 50cc motorbike when I was on the farm. Yeah

Dominated that yeah

Well, I I became it was like me and the bike were the same really. I was that good at riding the

Weasel Keneval

Remember when he did all this chat. Yeah, and then and then we got Ben Townley

One about greatest motorbike riders

So let's have a look for that

Absolute motocross legion Ben Townley

Because Ben Townley actually sent a voice message about what he saw that day

She's my memory is good when I want it to be

Let's get Ben Townley's message about roach

Thank you. It's the word dangerous

And there's a ability on a motorbike

Yeah, yeah, see soon you start doing about how you and a motorbike are at one

50 cc

50 cc motorbike and do you just tell stories about he jumped a jump a river or something? Yeah, jump the river. Yeah

A river yeah, yeah, which river oh creek

Oh

From river to creek he rode through a puddle

Yeah, a gusser

Well, so I mean when the chairs first came up, yeah, and then Ben Townley

Who's an absolute legend obviously in New Zealand one of the great motocross

Former world champion at motocross and supercross the great listener. Yeah, the rumble and he when he heard that is guys like

Is he okay great let's get in the race

They then had a little race

Rogers horrific

Fell off within the first lap, but he he seen me this voice message. I just want to play you a couple of these

I do it. So this is Ben Townley. Yeah, talking about when roach rolled up with all of roaches

beautiful confidence

He got all his gear on suited up

And then did a flat shot on the car park

And then we were heading out to the actual track and he runs filing out there through the gate

And he pulls up the side of me and he goes

Man, I feel lethal

lethal

Goes on to save us made I've heard a few things in my life when people are learning to ride

Like I'm shutting my pants man. I'm nervous

Oh, I don't know about this, but I've never heard someone go

Oh, I mean, I feel lethal

Oh, roach see that and then it wasn't down by the first

Now I slipped off the seat and landed heavily on the bar result my ball bags twisted round each other worst pain in my life

Me and a bike that equal 200 stitches in my chin and inside my mouth when I ate the driveway

Folded my bottom lip down over my chin split air to air on the inside of my mouth several surgeries and big bed

You'd never know. Oh my god. That's for Joker

Another neck came off my bike when I was younger splintered my shin and it shoved under my knee cap

Penny my leg in the right angle

I went to parmy hospital parmy all day

Go and got told it wasn't broken

And tried to straighten it out long story short a week later

Coal from the GP ended in two surgeries to fix it 18 weeks in a hip to toe cast

I remember when I was young at the skate park

Cesar Texon strafford and my mate and his older brother were going good till the older brother went to drop into the bowl

Yeah, boy handle bars got twisted up and he ripped his sack open

No, boy, lots of lots of blood didn't go the skate park for a long time after that

Should do what happened? Oh, no, you know, you know, we should do yes. We should they just drop this down

What happened to strafford? Yeah, I love naked about also we should do what happened at the skate park

Oh, yeah, because so many kids are just and young adults and adults and everyone at the skate park over this period of time

Yeah, yeah, you're right. Let's do this after seven because you took me skating brist didn't you once? Oh, that's such a stretch

Talk to you

It doesn't have to be this way

A lot of you having your bikes at skate parks skate ramps and really

I love seeing a busy skate park. Yeah, I love it

I love that I wish you know a lot of council have done great jobs and getting skate parks

But the more the merrier the more the you know, how diverse ridden we are as adults and kids are the more

I reckon they're out there at the skate parks the better my 12 year old goes down there

Most days before he broke his arm. Yeah, I know he's back. It was wrist and yeah, it's great community

The older kids look after the younger kids keep an eye the adults skaters. They they're doing the same

They help them out they teach them of course mate as a

Um

Our friend Aaron. He his little boy scout is a weapon

Is skating like it's comps. Yeah, like proper weapon. Hi, but as I still skate says is dad

So I love seeing man with dad and son going down there

And you know, Rod you could have done that with your daughters

Cuz cuz roach you're a skater boy

I mean we're looking back a long time. We're going back 16 years

2010 we found the same people were playing Avril Levain

Love Avril. It's been peak Avril

This is two thousand and two we're still we're still we're still doing this job

We're still doing stars. We're still doing stars. We're still doing stars. We're not much much. I was nine years old and nothing's changed

You're still doing all right

All right

Skateboard tracks to mel snuffing roger's armpit

Where did you just end it now

Yeah, we do I don't know how it came about obviously we needed to fill a break

Yeah, we took you down to where there was a little a little mini sort of half pipe

Got a skateboard and said hey drop in brah

You made him drop in a half pipe

Yeah, but I wasn't even a big half pipe, but I think the thing was

Malz-Mal that he

Classic roach if I remember correctly. Yeah, had proclaimed that it can't be that hard

And that skater cuz you know I will it's anyone who's tried it or knows it

Skating is really underappreciated the skill level of what they do

You're like that's wild that people can do that and if you don't know until you actually try something

I think roach had classically

Undersold their ability, but no, they're just losers

They're just the druggies. They were who these drug the baggie

I want to see that like get it off like get a job. I think you said you could have I would have um, I think

You called them dope snuffers

This doesn't even make see don't snuffers. Yeah, so we're like we'll give it a go

Hey, do you tried skating before? No, I never never never tried it

And the great thing about roger's he will give it a go and you can hear this was 2010

So the audio I mean you can hear it, but it's um, it's there. That's not as good as it used to be

Have a listen here me in on it on the top very high from what I remember

Brice Rimmers it wasn't very high. Have a listen

Really

Four three

And he pretty much slid his whole way down the pipe to the middle is laying in a puddle of water

Roger how you're feeling and what body part of sore my ass

I'm not a stupid thing to do

Well some of thirties then

Well said now

Well said

Creech

Chris a creature

You're like a man who you know is George skating the they've been to the skate park. Yeah, you hear that. What do you think?

I try and give it a go. I mean, I know

This is the thing right. I think I give off that lock that I'm like a cool

Yeah, you look like you look like you're still hacky sack

Yeah, you look like you look like you're you're string up a slack lock

Doesn't wrong with a hacky sack or a slack place

Um, but you know look I've had a few injuries myself. I think she got four stitches on the bottom of my jewels

The bottom of my trouble satchel

Where I'm angel I was yeah, exactly. Helper. I well. I want to sound cool

And so I was doing a kickflip but I was actually just trying to do an ollie

Which is where you simply just jump up with the board under your feet

I was trying to do that landed on the bottom of it. It went up bum credit card or tampon

It's been called as well straight into the uh the area between the

the cabin and the boulders

And um and yeah, it had mostly the boulders four stitches required underneath there

We tried it again. Of course not now

What a dope sniffer

You are a big deal aren't you? Yep

Done the morning rumble podcast a lot of different stuff on the show this morning

bike injuries

skate park injuries and this actually

And mal kissing a member of the morning rumble somewhere as well which you can text and lip 352's you know

Uh, this is a bit this is actually a bike injury. This is a motorbike injury. I know this is Christmas Eve

I am in my wife and my daughter grace

Driving to gizmin on christmas Eve long drive. Yeah long drive through the y-wack at gorge

If you don't know that's between a potarchy and gizmin is that the one that's shut currently?

That's the gorge that's currently shut all the slips

I was even driving through gizmin's Eve

There's little rocks were falling down and had fallen down

So I've never touched what I've never been in a car crash and I've never witnessed a crash or an accident

No, I don't believe I have you've caused many

You just wouldn't your soul blivious when you drive

Yeah, so it had it was raining had been raining just had just stopped

We're driving to gizmin through the gorge. We're going around a corner to heading to gizmin

Coming the other way going to a potarchy middle of the gorge

Motorcyclist we saw I witnessed it slid was going a bit too fast hit the wet and slid off she slid off her bike

And career across the road who bike at the barrier she went under the barrier

I like to see and I saw it like literally saw it. We were the first on the scene

My wife and I leased in grace um first on the scene

So we managed to pull in because you can't really pull in far there managed to pull into her like a little bit of a

Shoulder thanks some else and

And and we were the first on the scene so we're running over to her and she's not in good shape

And she's just lying on his stomach helmet still on not making any noises. So

um middle of the gorge

No cell phone coverage everyone's panicking a bit

So I try one one one and my phone hooked up to the satellite

And some holding uh you have to get the phone in the right direction to get the satellite. So

I remember what do you mean?

I got given a new phone by my daughter long story short and it hooked up to the satellite

Um, which my old phone didn't do yeah, and so I'm texting

I'm glad I'm glad you held your arm up. Yeah, because I wouldn't have connected if you just had it down

I had to I had to hold my arm up in the find the spot find the spot

Don't move your own like you connected to the satellite if you moved a little bit to the left or right at your lost contact

It is a feature of cell phone providers. Yeah, yeah, it finds that you can actually for emergency reasons

Because there's no cell phone coverage so it immediately hooks to the satellite of its uh an emergency

So I was texting one one one

Why didn't you ring them wouldn't go through

Go through what a predictive puts on something like

So I had to was holding my phone up texting connecting to the satellite and one one one they

Because my they got the location of my phone through the satellite

So then they could then send um police officer

Yeah, police officer at the end the fibergate turned up. So how long did you have to wait um

The cop turned up within about 20 25 minutes

But he didn't really do a lot good part of an hour before the fibergate turned up

What are you doing the meantime with this poor girl that's injured traffic control because yeah, yeah

We're on traffic control. Yeah, because people were going too fast. You see they come careering around a corner and there's

This bike and people standing around and it was

Yeah, so

Guys

I played a very small part in it you are you are hero but I mean

Are we talking?

We're talking New Year's on us

Are we are we're talking uh kings berth

We'll make this submission on your behalf right

You'll humbly accept it. I was just first on the scene. I just did what anyone else would do. You are a hero

That's you're always

It is a banger as it was

Um, how was she video as well? How was she? Well, she was

When we were leaving the chopper was on the way and she

You know, it's always if I believe flown to Waikato hospital

With the injury so I heard I didn't hear anything bad after that

So you think it's hopefully like hand on hard. I hope she's okay. Yeah, so nasty nasty thing to sing but good on you, mate

Thanks to you. Yeah, good on you

Witness an accident first accident. I believe I've ever seen touch would never had a crash never really seen an accident

Maybe the odd nose to tail, but I actually saw a motorcycle crash in the Waikato gorge

Gorge between a potarchy and Gisborne, which is no closed actually because of slips

That was Christmas Eve. We saw that she slid off and yeah, we were actually we actually saw it where they're bang as it happens

So and one in zed has the satellite now, so if you know reception you instantly hook the satellite

That's why and they instantly hook me up to the satellite and

I got hold of one one one and they

Got my location and came and you had range of the traffic management

Yeah, and you made and a few teeth coming through me as one saying

Not a no I don't I'm a grinch

That's a step too far. Yeah, because Richie McCoury the great

Richie. Yeah, he got yeah, of course. Yeah, he declined famously. Didn't he?

During his plane days

Yeah, if there's one bloke who would not

And it's wrong

And then start parking everywhere

He did park and disabled parks and just be like night of the round

I'll make you call me sir on here

Yeah, you know you would absolutely work

You know Ted Graham Henry doesn't like being called sir

No, I always say cool. Okay. Yeah, so John Kuhlman

I'd be like call me sir

But I mean, I'm not gonna get night

So of course not even if you get one of the the lesser ones where there's four

Letters after your name. It's all going

Sir, it's like you're not actually a sir. Yeah, I am

Few texts coming through studio 352 zero. I get them in thanks to you calls on this one and you text

First on the scene to an accident which actually was over summer Christmas Eve

It was why we're a gorge between a pot of key and gizmo and hopefully the writers okay

She did come off on a corner had just been raining on her motorbike and I got hold of the

The authorities

The who tuned up first the cop then the fabrigate and they called the west back helicopter

Good on you man. They turned up as well. So well, no just happen to be there and happen to get

satellite to 111 and

We're talking about nighting him

It could happen

He's a hero

He kept coming through the there just skip all the lousy order of your stuff

Skip by now

Better than that

Yeah, now they're keen

But also people first on the scene James first on the scene to a motorbike crash up in the wild wicket gorge as well

Well, oh, yeah, it was a go right. I almost went under his youth

Bike at the barrier broken to three pieces right. It was finer part from a few scratches

That's amazing. I had some of the Roger for Christmas

But it was my mate sys Lindsay right in front of me that came a crop of freaky stuff

Got to him has eyes are open, but nobody there

Fortunately, he came to pretty quickly but was in a world of hurt

Eight fractured ribs in a busted collarbone on the mend now though

And then tramping in central otago a lady cartwheeled off a cliff

I slid down

Bowl the hop to two her broken femur helicopter airlifted out the whole nine yards legend

Not now

No, man, I know you made me try this and I can't I actually get dizzy

Number vertigo kicks in when I try

Yeah, can't do that in your fifties

Actually, I can't do it in the 40s. Are you 30?

Not on the skit

That's right coming from your match

Can you cartwheel? Oh god nice, but I'll give it a read-hawk guy

All right, great. Oh, it's perfect for

Looks like a fierce wheel

Apart from a part from miles because you can't yeah, I think we've had some sort of video of us all performing a cartwheel

Why not

Even me

Your first your first

Yeah, we'll make you sit through the bed

Whatever the call rods from the 90s you're hooking up with people at work

Function the morning rumble podcast kids are still at home at school holiday still are your youngest Miller

This is extraordinary. This must be really pushing the limits when is he back at school?

Ah next year

February night February night

February night

It's ridiculous. I think I think his term one is eight weeks

That's I think it works out three eight weeks

It's I'm gonna write a letter to my local MP. Yeah, no, it's just ridiculous. So your oldest is Cooper

He's 12. He's listening on Rover at the moment

And does he know about your you new playlist you've uh

Well, this is actually I say it's new, but it's not yours. You've discovered this

I discovered it. Yeah, it's called divorced Aussie dad tunes

Now I'm neither divorced Aussie

I don't I actually I don't know. I think is there's to be strong similar to that you play on whatever

Your playlist and then they put up things that I like it. Yeah, I think so because I do have like a one

I play this that I curated myself there

Fed to that is one I listen to the gym at the gym right? Yeah, it's called gains. Yeah

A Z with a Z. Yeah

How's that going for you? It's going good. Yeah, it goes hard

But even if I put it on shuffle. Yeah, I've noticed I've listened to it so much shuffled doesn't actually shuffle

Shuffle just has the same order but in a different order every single time

Yeah, I see and it's like uh, so you've gone to this new place. Yeah, yeah

God, it's got some bangers. I have a selection for you play some of my tunes, Roger

Blue October hate me

I said her it down another one

But another one, right?

Shed and all not as good as moving pictures original that's not bad. It's an Aussie. It's an Aussie song

Yeah, it's an Aussie cover. So this is what sad divorce dad's an astralia

So sad really? Yeah

Is this hoobo stank? It's hoobo stank my guy

Hoobo stank. Miles has a rest. It's got first in Merck

No, it's hoobo rake

It's got the Atari's the cover of what is the summer

It's got photograph. Yeah, it's got a bit of that

Not not ed but knickleback and brice going to love this one

And it's three and it

Hinder and hoobo stank

We used to play it. Got it goes hard

It's actually hell. All these heads listen to it. Fred again or whatever is known

I can tell and then like boomer. Yeah, and then there's bloody there's these great rock anthems that are making a comeback

And this is going to be this will be top 20 in the in the head down as well. This is going to my 20

That's what I have to know. It's got you right in there

It's got a bit of vana. Got a bit of kings of Leon. Oh real shut up

He told us too much of it. I'll be terrible young

One of your many cool stories

Miles took over the mantle yesterday. It's some cool stories. Miles

I heard them. They were right, but you found this one here. What this man

I'm growing in his arm. Yeah, once again just our algorithms either

Letting us down or helping us. I'd say letting us down

Yuck ever ever listen to what this guy deliberately grew in his arm

It sounds weird, but I felt an almost

Almost father-child relationship with this organism that it was growing in my body

I was in Belize teaching a course in macro photography

And while there I was bitten a lot by mosquitoes

After coming back home the Boston

I realized that some of my mosquito bites were not really healing and when I looked closely

I could see thin little straw-like structure that emerges from the wound every now and then

To take a gulp of air

And being an entmologist I realized that this is a breathing tube of a botfly

Because of their very interesting life cycle

They are very difficult to see

The butterfly female catches a mosquito in flight and holds it and glues the eggs to the abdomen of the mosquito

When the eggs detect the heat of the body of the host

They immediately hatch and then they crawl into the hole made by

The proboscis of mosquito

Since botflies never land on their host

He figured the best way to actually see one was to raise the larvae to adulthood in his own body

Obviously even me as an entmologist I had this initial

reaction of of slight slight revolution but but that lasted for about three seconds

And then I thought oh but a fantastic chance for me to document it and show it to the world

The larvae spit about three months growing in the skin of his arm

Until they were the size of large peanuts

They just pump you with painkiller so you don't know that you have them

And they produce antibiotics so that the wound doesn't fester

It wasn't painful. It wasn't unpleasant

It took 45 minutes for the larvae to come out of my skin

In about three or four hours he turned into the puparium

Just kind of an equivalent of a butterfly's chrysalis

The experience of having a butterfly made me realize that

We ourselves are an ecosystem

Our bodies are inhabited by a number of organisms

Sometimes permanently or just temporarily

Unincredible

So they let off painkillers so you don't can't feel it

And then antibiotics so you don't get infected

They give these off so they can grow inside you

Yeah, pretty cool

We should get one

Produced a crutch king of the bounce bags

If you want to see that particular video for the cool story

Man, crutch, what do you do for that?

I've got one with worm for this one

Oh yeah

W-O-R-E

352-0

Yeah, that's what we want to know

Yeah, isn't that amazing

That's disgusting man

Yeah, isn't that amazing

If you want to remember what you had for breakfast

Worm to 352-0

You'll see it straight back then

Well, thanks crutch for that

How can you say that it's disgusting

When you kissed Roger's sweat of his underarm

That wasn't as bad as what I imagined

I was imagining it to be way inferior

And moist actually wasn't

There would be larvae in there

Oh, for sure

Malfa sure

No, I meant to melt

Well, let's feel fine

I'm good

I'd rather that any day

Yeah

I went under a rock phone

That was growing inside him

Has anyone grown inside you

Don't look at me

There's just like the only time he looks at me

There's like something like that

And points at you

Tape like tape wounds

Oh, that's what we want to know

Oh, they scare me man

We hear that footage with that

Back in the day I don't know if they still do it Roger

Luckily, touch wood haven't had to do with that sort of thing

No

Flesh a light, eh

Yeah, that was the old story

That's true

And the old mate just pocket

Yeah, and they see them

I don't know

Hello

Little women

Oh, bro

What has been so far

Has anything grown inside you

Like anything like that

I don't know if the rock phone ticks in 3520

Does happen

Oh, we know

Got something

Doesn't matter growing

Better if your tick's a worm to 3520

I won't see you there

That's for dead sisters for sheds

Oh, Sharon

Grow up

Man who had

And he did it as an experiment

A bot fly

He knew it was growing in his army

Let it grow

And it's it's a parasite

That hooks itself up

Actually lays its eggs on a mosquito

And then grew in his arm

Unbelievable

So I came like the size of a peanut

Yeah

Then hatched

But as you were saying

The remarkable thing about it

Is our bodies are perfect

Little

Hosts

Hosts

Because yeah

Set gave you an anesthetic that you didn't feel it

No

And anti-bottles

No infection

Infection

Considerate

Yeah

Considerate

Yeah

Something

Growing inside

What have you had inside you

I'll add a rock phone text in as well

3520

Simon Rankthrough

Couldn't take his call unfortunately

But let us know that he had a parasite

Growing in his foot

From stepping

And poo in Thailand

Didn't say if it was animal or human

But half a dozen doctor visits

Couldn't get him

Couldn't help him

So he actually got sent to a vet

Who flushed it out

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

That's perfect

When I was in Africa

Yeah

There were these things called

And I said this properly

Jiggers

And they go into your toes

Skin, they're like little fleas

If you have a cut

I had one

And it created a web

And stays in your skin

Oh

It's from Rebecca

Yeah

And this didn't grow inside of me

But I found it inside of

Inside of me

Started getting a little sore

At the end of my elbow

Two days later I was having a shower

After working

Was touching the shaft

I squeezed an outcome

A big shot of glass

Oh, glassy

And I hadn't played sports

And over 10 years

So it just been in there

Somehow

For at least 10 years

Remember last week

Just recently

The woman who had a leech

Growing in her nose

She'd had an accident

Where her head had sort of

This grass

Yeah

Swampy kind of area

And then obviously

During that

Little leech has got in there

And was just like

Hibonating away in there

Yeah

And then a few years ago

In a world first

And eight seemed to me to worm

Was found alive

In the brain

Of an Aussie woman

That's out

She was feeling really sick

And they did scans

All through her body

Because they just couldn't

Figure out what was going on

Only to find this worm in her brain

And they pulled it out

How did it get there?

Oh

She ate some sort of greens

That these eggs were on

And then it traveled

Oh

It's crossed to our

Let's cross to our worm desert

Yeah

Me too

Yeah, this came in during some

Fank factory search last year

Do you remember in 2021

There was a 67-year-old man

Living in Thailand

And then you had the world record

For the longest beef tape

Were removed from his anus

18 metres

18 metres

18 metres

18 metres

I don't believe you

How's that possible

18 metres man

Just start pulling and it keeps coming

No

Oh my god

No

I reckon I'm done after that

You could play jump rope with it

You could do a tug of war with that

18 metres

Oh my god

You could do a big test

You could do anything back and forth

What has been growing inside you

What have you found inside of you

You did mention this

You did mention that this is a possibility

Of what could happen

So I've never had

And goodness me

But I think it's about the

50th time I've said it's one in Tushwood

Yes

Of everything

But

I've heard the stories of

When there's been tapeworms

Terrible things

Because I have no experience

But I've heard stories of

Yeah, if they're own

Little ones

Of course

I know

It's a third

But he get a flash lighter

So little layers turn away

I know

Much had a story of the world record

18 metres long

Inside someone

And then we've got Amy on the phone

Little layers turn away

Yeah

My kids are listening on River

Please turn it off

If I turn

Switch off the phone

Go play Fortnite

AVL

How old was your son at the time

Morning guys

He was a weak toddler

Okay

And

We're on radio

So just tell us

What happened to us

Once again

Turn away

What happened

What did you see

Actually my kids listen

This is a cautionary tale

Wash your hands

Well I hope he's not listening

Because he's about 15 now

So I was getting him ready for bed

And doing the night nappy thing

Left it as we lurked up

To slide his nappy under his bottom

And I saw this

No

Movement coming from there

And it was this quite

Docile

Slow

Was about an inch

protruding from his little bottom

And I absolutely freaked out

Yeld out

Who

Has father to come immediately

But then

Find my mother

Because she was a nurse at the time

And she said to me

Just hold on really still

Price has

Little bottom open

And just pull it very gently

So it doesn't break

And so my then husband was pulling

What are we doing now

And

Keep pulling

And

And I'm masturbating

About 15 to 20 centimeters long

Thanks Amy

And where did you keep it

Oh no one

Should be that

Where did you keep it

I actually put it in a jar

Put it in a jar

And wrapped it up

So that I couldn't see it

And

Look into the GP

The following day to give him a check

He was absolutely fine

He showed no signs of discomfort

But this thing was growing inside him

I don't know how long

Now is there

There's tooth fairy

Is there a worm fairy

Because there's a worm fairy

Come and leave a little bit of money

Under the pillow

Well

Glad to have him back then

Because inflation

I don't know how much

You'd be

Green one

You'd definitely

Between

Amy

Just what we wanted

Price

Just

Thank you Amy

Price you wanted this

You started it

That's on you guys

No idea

No you did

You had a cool story

And we asked

We'll get up Amy

A price

Unbelievable stuff

No

No

I stopped being ill

Moving on

From what's been inside you

Price

The day today

Honestly

What a day today has been

Haven't we achieved a lot

There was always going to be

Troublesome, wasn't it, Bryce

First thing we did

Malkist

This is true story

She kissed my armpit

Based on research

Mal's idea

Yeah, your idea, Mal

Helps elevator woman's mood

So I just

Yeah, I get the question

Disgravation leads to perspiration

Unprompted

Put it to the test

Just wanted to give it a go

You can text lips

3520 if you want

You'll get that video

Has it worked?

Yeah, Mal

Well you tell me do I seem happier

Not really

Oh

Okay

I feel alive

What are you doing there?

That is my thought

That's what's important

Yeah

Now, Mal's also

Now you've

You still go to the gym right

You did your knee in

For those who don't know

You're back at your knee

But it's on the mend

You're going to the gym

And you've got a new playlist

Now there's a quite a big response

To your playlist

A lot of you listening

Want the link sent

So for those who miss this

Here's for example

What's it called by the way

Divorced Aussie dad chring

This is on there

You're full

I've been saying my name is

One for Mal

You're like seven angel

You can text divorce

To 3520 for the playlist

I'll send the link back to you

Get around it

It's got over 97,000 saves on Spotify

So

That's relatively popular

So this is the

Obviously the songs on there

The songs on there

Look at this photograph

I've been showing

There's a few U1s with thumbnails

There are also on there

This one's a shitter

Yeah, it's got the calling

You can like Spotify is great

Yeah

You can exclude some of these from there

Don't give out BOSS's ideas

Oh, that's on there

I'm sorry

We weren't at that

This is what I love this one

This one

This one

Slaps

I'll take this one

Are you a living to do

A live good guy, Brian

Smelt BOSS

Now BOSS

Are you after the tapeworm out of your house

Or the earworm playing right now

Or rather a tapeworm

Males, if you want to get the scene to your audience

This song sort of makes you move like you got a tapeworm

Divorce

To 3520 for the playlist

Get amongst it

Fashion if you're a partner

Looks at your phone

Who texts in divorce

Yeah

Yeah

That's just what it looks like

Good point

Unbelievable stuff

Big news when we're on holiday actually

In today

I mean huge

Still ongoing

In today you chairman David Kirk

Firing Razor Scott Robertson from the All Black job

The view of our performance team

And of us generally was that

The All Blacks are not on track

And the way that we need them to be on track

For the 2027 World Cup

We had further discussions with the head coach

And we'd mutually agreed

That he would step down from his post

I know you guys talked about this the other way

I was having that colonoscopy

This time last week

I think

Around about now

When you guys were having that discussion about this

But just to reiterate

It came out of nowhere

It was so wild

How all of a sudden there are a couple of rooms on a couple of pages

And Males don't know me

And you would text each other

And it was just like

You were like it looks like it's actually happening

And then the next day

Boom gone

All of a sudden

It just felt like it came out of nowhere

Surprise everyone

It's surprised everyone

The coaching job now for The All Blacks is open

It's up for grabs

It's up for grabs

It's amazing

You've thrown your head in the ring

I have

I have

I've got shotgun on it

But just in case that it doesn't work

I've got together a bit of an application

Well because here's the thing too

Just before we hear this

Everyone seemed to think

Who the lineup would be

You know like

People came out like

They already knew like

Oh yeah

It's going to be Jamie Joseph

Joe Schmitz is going to help

Tony Brown

Tony Brown

Already Tony Brown and Joe Schmit

God

They've said not

Now balled out

Van Conner just going to do job

You say he's out

He's out

So it could have been much far

And if so why

Well I've written across

In a cross-dick poem

To help my case here

Uh Mitchell

There's firstly to him

For mana

Why

Intelligent

T

Puff

Tuff

Seek kind

Corn

Seek kind

Seek for God

Seek for God

Age for handsome

Eve for um

Ecstasy

Al for lots of winning

In the other album

First order of business

Yeah I'm all kicking for touch

We're going to tap and go like real mean

Don't mind that actually

I'm bringing in my assistants

Me, Richie McCoury

Dan Hooker

And do you remember Levi

The mighty ten mega guy

Yeah, he's wrong man

He's going to be in charge of scrums

What would he know about scrums

He's big

He's big as good

And uh well we're at

I'm going to crack the whip on some of these players

I'm not taking a word of not liking the coach

They're going to love me

You'll actually have a whip

Oh I will have a whip

That's because you're kind

You will be in St. Judy

And we are

Sorry, so go on

Shooting a strict dick of the day policy

Anyone does something silly in a game

You know

Knock on

Yeah, someone falcons the ball

If you're under the high ball

They're going to have to snort a line of

Wasabi in the changing shades

No mistakes in my setup

Now what's your what's your experience in coaching

Right

They they they they clearly won

International coaching experience

Yeah, wow, I've had two seasons of first 15 rugby

For the college

How many tries did you score on the wing?

Uh well none

What was your win ratio

Look, we didn't want to go

But I think um

That's what's needed at the all-back level

You get you losing out of the way early

And it's all uphill from there

If you start at the bottom, you can only go

I'm not bad

I reckon your see for kind is

Is actually see for

So you see an excuse

Anything else you'd like that

I'm finishing finishing where's that at

Justice for Razor

Get him back in there

Get him back in

Bag fumbled from New Zealand rugby

Are you getting rid of Razor?

The bag fumbled

No one wants the job anymore

Dang the Hanman hook a Kamen

You've seen fighter

He's fighting this coming weekend

You've seen three two five

And certainly against Ben Waston

Denise he's fighting

Also Volcanovsky is fighting as well, Bryce

For the belt

For the belt

Fight number two

Looking forward to it

Can't wait to see the Dan the Hanman

He was on, you say on Ario's show as well

Obviously, Emma made journalist writing

Oh, that was a staker cred

And also on that show

Was Travis Barker

Oh, that's a huge amount

From blink 182

Because Travis had performed

UFC 324

On the weekend, I guess

Think of him drumming in the middle of the octagon

And a lot of the musicians

A big fight fans

Been Anthony Keedas from the Chili's

Was ringside the other day as well

Like, they all love it

But unprompted

He brung up

Oh mate, Dan the Hanman hooker

Yo, I can't wait for the Dan Hooker

Right to see you

He was just asking for you

What a fight

And he's like one minute

Like, fights in the octagon

Are so entertaining man

Like, I love

I just love all of the

All of the things we're given

That we get to watch, right

Like, whether it's Dan Hooker

Throwing those fights in his backyard

Or I don't know

I see it as a plus

Being able to go back and forth

You know, to channel

To channel and watch this weekend

Yeah, so he loves those

They go everywhere

Those finds, don't they

And I see you were showing me

As well as speaking, Dan the Hanman hooker

Bryce

Yesterday

He's a menace

He is a menace

He reminds me of your little son, Ruben

And he's

Yeah

Very similar

And like they do when they fight in Australia

They have like a welcome to country

And so they were sort of

Being welcome to country

By indigenous people

And yeah

Had all of the different

You know, like weapons and all of that

And boomerangs and all sorts of things there

And they're all being respectfully

All the fighters are there standing forward

And you can just see

In the background

And it's titled

Who gave Dan the Hanman the weapons

He's just in the background

With these type of spears

Just jabbing other fighters

And the neck and stuff

God, what a punish

I'm sorry, man

Really

I wrote a tension

That's so good

Up the Hanman

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