ON-AIR 🟢- Peeing in the Kebab Shop

This is a podcast from Rover

The morning rumble podcast like IBS for your ear holes and a first three day today

It's also an Australia. It's their official day. It's Australia day

So we look back at some great Aussie munters some Aussie battlers also Bryce a story you found

Which we're going to get to next

What I put outside the kabab store shocking just on that just just just on that

I mean, it's a right of passage at the end of the night if you've had a big

I want to get a kabab and and celebrate you some of you meet some of your best

Ever friends that you'll never see again in your life at the kabab store as you're getting it

But a lot of things can happen. Oh, yeah

Just want to throw it out early. You can text 3 5 2 0 what happened when you're getting kabab

Was it love was it fights was it scandal?

Pants coming down what was it? Yeah, yeah, 3 5 2 0. Well, we will yeah, I'm believe wall disease

Let's celebrate Australia day today

It's Australia day today. Obviously in Australia. So the celebration

How was your Australian a long weekend? Very good. What did you get up to?

Pushed a few cones. Oh, no, wow. Okay. We'll just leave you there

All right, I think I had seven fights in five hours only one three of them

Me, y'all broke and nose broke and both me always blackened

So I got into a bit of marijuana and a couple of bottles of rum and I've ended up shittin' myself

End up sleeping with about three different girls over the weekend

And most people haven't done that in the last time. That's what's going on

Is that why your car's all smashed up and you're up on the grass at the moment or what?

This is the boy who got me on the penis

It's tail and luckily I hadn't bowed my nails and I put it up its own all passing

And let my dog go I had to do something

We're joined now by the Oracle on everything kitty flanagan now click kitty

Well, if you keep calling me clippie

Someone ran into the shop and I said, oh, what but mate all I had with me jogs are not all I was chasing him up

Australian I'm just like mate

It's your son. You got to do for the community mate. We've got to go, but I suggest you go away and take a good long hat look at yourself

Everyone knows I love it

Oh

They're looting me today. They just suck us all suck

You know what I was trying to say

The man with a preference for private pathways was dubbed Poo jogging

18-year-old lead a pal full of Aussie bravado and bragging to a girl

He'd just met deliberately plunged into crocodile infested

How many drinks did you had by that point?

About ten cups of games

The moment he hit the water the crocodile hit him

Driving his arm dragging you down

Punched it in the snout

26 meters and was about to perform the death roll a split second desperate decision to gouge its eyes saved his life

The croc released do you understand that most of the country thinks that you're one of the

Stupidest people around right now. Yeah, I do. What's your response to that?

I'm not really

Honestly wow we

Oh, I love Australia. I love it. It's right. It's great lucky country. We have a lot of great Australian listeners

They don't love it each and every time. It's a great place to visit just happy Australia day

What a bunch of legends. Oh and more Australia day montage is to celebrate this great day on the way throughout the show as well

Are we good? Do we want to do it next? Can we get to the next? Yeah, absolutely nicks. Yeah, kebab kebab kebab or whatever men

You know what they are something having outside a store and we need to get to it. Huge day in Australia

It's Auckland anniversary today

Huge day for Auckland

Do you reckon there is to the country?

The rest of the country are like Aucklanders if this yeah, yeah

We're hard to keep the country going. It's actually already earned a day off. Yeah, the rest of you haven't

But actually it's not just Auckland. It's like half the country. It really is a big holiday today

So Australia day massive day. That's their official day off today

And which had some celebrations before of some great Aussie battlers

And we head to a kebab shop rice on the gold coast kebab kebab

But whatever you want to do it. This is not what you want to see at 8 30 at night

She's urinating in front of your kebab shop. This is one bold blondie giving her own golden glow to the gold coast

Glitter strip. There's some disgusting behaviour. That's what that was. It's cut some bad habits. Yeah

What's worse the bear cheek spectacle isn't at some ungodly hour. It's 8 30 p.m

There's a delivery food rider just meters away and it's dinner time for families

She uses the napkin as a bit of toilet paper. Yeah, yeah

Throws it on the floor. No worries and a few minutes later our family game

And that poor child

And she just sits down in the stream of his

She sits right down

Exactly. Yeah, rolling in the girl's urine. Don't do your business in my business

You know what you know what though suit is you're right if you're getting a kebab at 8 30

The things I'm saying no shop say. Oh

And this is on the on the gold coast 8 30. What's it like at like 2 30 in the morning?

Just a bit of quick kebab trivia. Yeah. Oh, have you got some? Yeah, just just to ask roach. Yes. Oh yeah roach

What is tabooly? Sorry

And extinguisher. What is the name of a classic kebab at yoga based source? Oh hummus

I'm so glad I didn't kebab for you

None from two

Anything stand out there listening of what happens in the wee small hours at the kebab shop

Maybe you found love maybe you found

Oh 800 rock maybe you found sickness. Yeah textin 3520 already once come through miles from

Yeah, I got a kebab in Germany

Bit into it and then there's something like

Riggling in my mouth oh

maggots no

maggots in my kebab

Terrific

Yeah, just add a little bit more sauce a little more to Ziki

Not as bad as to bolly to bolly's right. Why don't worry about you. Yeah, sounds great. I mean sounds lovely

maggots in his kebab what happened to you at the kebab shop? I know to rock phone textin 3520

It's Australia day today. We just had a lady of

Courts on CCTV you're in the in the Goldie in the Golca

urinating outside a kebab shop now

The crucial part of the skies 8 30 p.m. You might expect that sort of

Terrible baby. It's three four in the morning. You might go. Oh, yeah, what's absolutely

Still around and there was there was families there but a day drinking perhaps

Yeah

Now create

He's the king of the bounce backs and he set up this bounce back so it's pee

Textin pee as in PE to 3520 to see the story that we've been talking. Yeah

Bounce that back

She would have been getting bounce back. What about splash back she did the way

Oh, Mel, you say this is shocking. Yeah, but I not enough. We talked about it last week

And we don't talk about it again. You did something in a golf in a golf golf

Roger's got nothing to do with a kebab

Nothing you just try to behave like that. You're just trying to kebab shop. Just trying to bring Mel down

You know, I've become this lady now

When I was young and silly. Yeah, it's not all tell

I mean some of us yeah

So you paid in a golf club cup anyway, so now Bryce

What? What's going on at a kebab shop? Oh, oh, so just looking upon some stories

Course of history. Yes, and so obviously there's been dummies that have gone to fights and been known

We all know those ones, but we're thinking more of the love or

The great stories of course, yeah, holy heck. There's been some beauty. So

There was the story the coolest like as in that's cool robbery response ever Christchurch 10 years ago

You know, there's been the trend of looking back to 2016. Yeah, we asked this one

It was the a masked armed robber entered the Egyptian kebab house in Christchurch

Demanding cash the reaction the owners say it armoured. He was like no bro continued preparing a kebab for a hammered customer

Completely ignoring the gunman the robber was stunned by the lack of fear left empty handed and armoured later said

I knew he wasn't going to shoot me. He just came to rob me not to kill me. I had kebabs to make

Another Auckland 2024 a man was arrested after breaking into kebab alone

What a name

Did cause 10,000 dollars worth of damage the only thing he stole was 15 bottles of water

Is that a what a loser? What a loser go to a fountain you dick

Own a told off of feeding the homeless. Oh, yeah, I mean that's poor this kebab shop legend

And Glen Eden was instructed by the local business association stop providing free food to the homeless on Sundays

He was a refugee from Pakistan wanted to get back to the community

But the association felt the activity was not suitable for the area

I reckon he is a champion

A gruse spoof went viral Australia 2024 a kebab shop in Australia gained worldwide fame

After a hilarious tiktok video spoofing the movie greece where staff danced was amazing, but roast skewers

I can't leave I've never googled what happened at a kebab school before because it's not even the best

No, this is me favorite. Oh, okay

A kebab shop was forced to close

after a health inspector

Found that a rat had been deep fried flattened and served

Hello, Reggie

I'm flat out. Hello, Mocha

Oh, that's my worst nightmare. I mean reds. I hate reds. Imagine if I was a

I reckon your taste buds are so poor you wouldn't even know you had a rat. Yeah, you wouldn't I reckon you're right

I reckon out of all of us you've eaten the most rats in the time because the low quality meat you consume

Yeah

It's a bit sinewy

Chewy just came in actually took in a whistle clink above my mate got a rusty at one

Right nothing better than a badly packed kebab

This guy it goes everywhere. It's just like

Yeah

And we were thinking we had this call and we thought a guy had eaten a kebab and nearly died. Yeah, but it's it's close enough

Yeah, it's a burrito. It's a burrito. It's a Mexican kebab. Yeah, we get true

We got to get to this call next of oh boy the worst food poisoning store in nearly of all time

Hello, Reggie

Finlay Rusty

Monday morning

Australia day. It's Auckland anniversary day today Australia day as well

Talked about a lady at 830 at night on the Gold Coast having urinating outside a kebab shop

This is what we've talked about this morning on the show

What's worse urinating out in public or getting a kebab at 830

It's quite early for a kebab. Yeah, I mean I think you see the lunch time or after midnight. That's right

I think you said it miles a lot of day drinking. Maybe you'd gone on to the school to be

In that state at 830 at night. Have to have been right. Yeah, that's what she did

Would have to ask

It's a day drinking bottomless branch. I mean like that. You know, that's just causing that sort of behavior

You don't behave like that normally would you and then a bottomless munch

I don't think they've got all you can eat kebabs

Crazy behavior

Celebrating Australia day you can text to the word pee if you want to see it to 3520

Are you a kebab guy? I do actually love kebabs. Yeah, what do you go for when you go?

Everything what do you get them to take out all that stuff? Oh no lamb got the lamb kebab with the yoghurt

Did they put in the yoghurt and you threw a few phrases at me before brice said is that the source you were talking about before?

Can you remember the name of it? No, that's just yoga

There is a yoga basal that to z is it to z key. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's the cucumber and the mint and the yoghurt

Oh, yeah, now I've had a bit of that before absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I don't ask any more questions

But I love kebabs. I do. I honestly do. Yeah, I can tell

Honestly, I do um, so that's kebabs and we wanted to know we thought it was a kebab

But it's a burrito, but this is a hell of a call about what happens outside the kebabs shop what this guy did we need a to burrito

Have a listen

Bought a burrito from a Mexican takeaway place. I came down really ill. I lost a lot of weight and my skin started turning green

This is evolving and it gave me nightmares. I started pooping maggots

All right, all right, all right, all right

They're about the size of a grain of rice and maybe twice as long at what point do you not go to the doctors?

Yeah, and instead of going to the doctors

What I did was I am self-medicated with women tablets and I cleared myself my got rid of the worms and I decided

Look, I need to find out where it was. I've got my suspicion. I'm gonna go and eat here again

So I went in for the product and strange same thing happened again

What can you believe it

What? What an idiot

Happened twice

What an idiot

What?

Nah, there's kind of people you need in these war times

He's fru-

Don't want it guys

They guys front line

Oh, and that's dreadful

Absolutely awful

Flat out pull

The Morning Rumble podcast

We're at work though as you said Miles Mahi pigs is what we are so we're here Monday

Although brice you couldn't be happier to be here anywhere today on a Monday. Love seeing you guys

Yeah, can I can I also say just send any messages for Auckland

3520 celebrate the great city and I will read them to them tomorrow morning

3520 send your heartfelt messages to Auckland. Yeah, even just a love. Yeah, love what you do

Love what you do

That'll do I'll be fantastic

But brice you couldn't be more happier to be at work today real bouncing you step. Oh boy. Yes

Boys and girls happy to be here because it's somewhat of a break for me

I'm an enjoyment because a tough weekend my wife was away. She's at her friends 40th and Wellington

She left her like 4.30 a.m. Saturday morning. Oh, do they even do flights?

No, they don't

Well, that's really going

40th are just on a night. Yeah, they were. It was only flight wrecking

American I believe her anyway

So I was me and the boys and as I said Tyson my little fella who is eight and now he said this

He's been well for I said this thing called HSP anywhere. We'll speed the details

Order moon thinking it's been a rough time for my little mate

It can't really do much can't really go anywhere or do anything. So therefore you're a little bit housebound. Yes, of course

Add that in with bad weather

A prison a prison because

His cellmate is none other than young Rubin who's four who have talked about the only time Rubin was calm over the entire weekend

Was when he was watching the UFC used to

Now making that guy. He's such a thug. We're so good. We're so watching the main card

And it was the only time he went still

Steered at the TV. That's worrisome for you in your future

He has started two new things that destroyed me over the weekend. Oh, yes, when it's bath time

Usually you'll get yourself a little bit of peace because you can sort of let them just play in the bath their toys

Yeah, he started grabbing every towel from the towel

No, he did dumping them in the bath and then pulling them out and just buffing them all over the place

Anyway, that's the least of any problems

God, he'd think that was hilarious too

Play my song. Yes, okay

Oh, this is fishing for Rubin Rubin. Yes

We'll wait till you're not looking. Yeah, now heads to the kitchen

Opens the fridge door

And proceeds to now grab eggs

He doesn't he does not know

He's just he's just taking that upon himself to do this

No, get it get control man

No, no, no, just just grab some out of the little

You're kidding

No, I bet Tyson has

And he goes eggs

Then he will be with a whitt tell

Crack goes to 10 here crack

Good luck, Bryce. Yeah, feel for you

Holy heck anyway, happy to be here. Yeah, you're so happy to be here. I bet

You are a big deal, aren't you? Yep

That's a morning rumble podcast on Auckland anniversary day

I thought it was Nelson today as well, but I've just gave Nelson a day off today

My apologies. Yeah, it was wrong Mel. That's next Monday. Okay, you'd be wrong. Oh, you know, he's right now again

Keep your Auckland appreciation text coming in

I mean so far. Yeah, all he says Auckland rules

He'd love to live there one day. He's in a vicargol

Well, so no one's coming to Auckland. Oh, I think so much for all you do for the rest of us

That's awesome. Thank you. So nice. You're welcome. That's all right. Keep that country. Yeah

Absolutely. So that's today. It's a holiday for a lot of the country. Big holiday in Australia

Australia, don't you know, we're celebrating some of the batless from Australia

Australia and don't

Here's the second of three montages. We've got to play a few this more gravelless

Mate, what's your secret for working in this heat?

Wake up crack a monster, smash a paw

And if I'm really struggling a bit of vape secured in the hall, mate

Dance jumping on the boys back and biting him on his bottom

Iajai

Horst review

You're not controlled, you're triumphant!

When I ask you a house to do a job, get him!

Ah!

Oh my God, don't say that, because stadion takes me

a bunch of boats in the mouth, hey, it's the same.

Don't you dare say that.

Wanted an eastern suburbs driveway defecation.

Please, please, I'm awesome.

We've got the biggest cul deposits in the world,

but we're not allowed to end the f***ing stuff.

So the world's really, really?

No, you're not f***ing laugh, but it's true.

We've got the biggest uranium deposits in the world

in Australia.

We're not allowed to end the f***ing stuff.

It's all f***ing collecting all the elements

of a periodic table,

hidden needed plutonium and uranium.

So we went on the internet and ordered the min

but the delivery triggered a nuclear emergency.

Oh, I've got the front door, and it's all my God.

Look at this crap, let's get the wheelies out of here.

Can I talk to you?

This is my time, not your time.

Councilor!

Councilor!

I'll do it!

You're spaking!

You're spaking!

You're spaking!

You're spaking!

What a joke!

LAUGHTER

Oh!

Oh.

Allegiance.

Oh, boy, here it is.

Oh, boy, here it is.

Even like, even their cycling race.

The tour of down under.

Yeah.

Oh, just right just now?

Just recently.

Yes.

Two kangaroos took out a whole bunch of cyclists

on the big tour down under race.

They should have got out of here.

Yeah!

Are the roads okay?

Who cares?

Who cares?

Who cares?

I don't know.

If they were right.

No.

The timer doesn't over there.

So we've got more to come.

We've got more to come.

Happy Australia day today.

Yeah.

And you're our price.

The most Aussie of us all.

The most Australian kiwi.

Duncan Hyde.

You're excited to be here, Bryce.

You've had a hell of a weekend

with a little four-year-old Ruben

who goes into the fridge now

and gets eggs out and smashes them on the kitchen for you.

Yeah, that's cool.

Yeah.

You couldn't wait to get your scrambling.

LAUGHTER

You couldn't wait to get to work.

Of course, after this weekend.

Anniversary, don't you, don't you?

Yep.

Great to have Duncan Hyde with us

because the boys, Jane, donk,

are off to Bathurst this year.

Call me.

And they're taking a tour.

They could be taking you.

Get out, donk, how you might.

Get out, how you might.

Morning.

Morning.

Keep us here.

Here we go.

Yeah.

You're hiding in your car at the moment

away from you three boys.

So how was your weekend?

I was going to say long weekend,

but I bet you can't wait to head back

to work this afternoon, donk.

Bro, I was looking after two extras

in the weekend.

So we had five kids.

And that went pretty much, hey,

how you imagine it would go?

Now, you have three boys,

were they two extra boys?

Was it five boys?

Now four boys, one girl.

And the good thing about the girl was she was only one

so it couldn't really do anything for herself.

A lot like Roach.

Oh, bro, he did.

And of course, the weather was crazy.

And you saw you stuck inside

with five kids.

What did you do?

Oh, now we tried to go to the

skate park and then we got about 120

mill of rain drops on all of us

and about 8 seconds.

But that was nice.

And then we tried to go to the beach

and then we got about 120 K an hour

of wind blowing into our face

and they were complaining

and the sand blasted.

May.

Sounds beautiful.

Hey, today's.

Perfect.

It's really nice.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey,

Australia day right.

So we said you, you are by far

the most Australian of all of us.

If you know, it wouldn't make.

Well, no, but you are.

They're just really about your

wreaks are being a great Aussie.

Like, you know, liven shorts all year.

Stubby, cooler, be ready to go.

You're the perfect person,

along with Jay,

to be taking some great rock listeners

to Bathurst.

The iconic race later this year,

you must be fizzing.

Tell us a little bit more about it, bro.

Oh, man.

Like, honestly,

like I've watched Bathurst since

I was, as long as I remember,

maybe five years old.

So two years ago,

it was the first time I got the

chance to go.

I did have a full start,

like, about maybe 15, 20 years ago.

Dad was like, I'm going to take you

to Bathurst next year.

And then he decided that he didn't

want to spend that money on men.

I'm going to Bathurst.

And he's going to climb mountains

in the pool.

Oh, yeah.

It was going to climb three mountains

above 6,000 meters,

or 7,000 meters,

or something like that.

And got to Bathurst,

came on the first one and

he had himself and had to go down

the mountain beside the mountain

on the rocks.

So I sort of see some,

some of the Bathurst,

like Mount Panorama.

Yeah.

I said, I said,

I don't want to say it,

but it probably

would have been better to spend that money

on going to Bathurst.

It sounds like more fun.

Yeah.

And then, then,

so two years ago,

I got to go teagans

down the top of the mountain.

And the place is, like,

even more special and magic

than what I thought it was going to be.

There's, like,

just a,

I don't know,

or around that place.

And it was just,

it was even better in real life.

The track going up the mountain

was even steeper.

The people weren't as monger

as what you thought

they were going to be.

Like, really,

I've got goosebumps talking about that.

Like, it's just an amazing place

for the great race to take place.

And, you know,

it was going to be pretty hectic this year.

I hope we were taking

40-odd rock list.

Well, yeah.

It's because, well, I'm in travel.

I was wondering how many you could take.

So if you're living in New Zealand

and Australia as well,

you can go with you and Jay.

Yeah.

And it's quite,

like, if you're going to do bad things,

you're going to do it once.

Like, you want to do it properly.

So it is a,

it is a little bit punchy.

But I don't think,

and, you know,

five years time,

you're a great spender money.

I think it's about

four thousand six hundred

for the package.

Yeah.

That's four nights,

like a combination.

There's like a bar where we are.

You get, like,

the drivers dinner.

Yeah.

You also get, like,

a photo with the trophy.

You're sitting right across

from Pit Lane CC.

All the action on Pit Lane.

You'll be able to see the start,

finish.

You've got amazing commentary,

like, as far as the speakers

and stuff go.

Yeah.

It'll be,

I cannot wait.

It'll be magic.

Yeah.

You'll really,

this is, I mean,

you can go to bad things,

but you are going to bad things

and doing it all,

seeing it all,

and style, living it all.

And easiest way,

just text in the word,

three, five, two, zero,

and that'll get you a link

to the booking.

And it'll sell out pretty quick,

I'd say, don't.

Only 40 will go pretty quick,

I'd say.

Yeah.

I'd imagine that would go pretty fast,

and rest assured,

myself and Jay

are not organising anything.

Will have been

so over there.

I was worried about

professionals.

Procial.

You're a Jay.

They're going to add someone

on the ground as well,

so it seems like

someone coming out to me

with a beer and hand.

Hey, don't.

What do I do here?

I'm still going to say

I don't know,

but someone else can pick up

that conversation.

Procial.

Procial.

I've been away

with Donker a few times

for weekends,

and it never disappoints.

It's a good time.

It's a good time.

Here's a moment

when the jaw,

when the jaw

becomes unhunded.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And,

and the convoes

become magic.

Yeah.

It's fun.

It's fun.

Show today, mate.

Yeah.

Nice work.

Good work, team.

Enjoy the day and

lose sometime later in the year.

Don't think I get it.

The keyword is

2.35,

2.0.

They'll get you a link.

They'll get you a link.

They'll get you a link.

They'll get you a link,

they'll get you a link.

They'll get you a link.

They'll get you a link.

And they don't trust you.

If they're making connections

with you,

they'll find you.

That's a great message,

alright?

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You said none of your business, why?

But in fact, you lovely wife Emma has had a

hysterectomy on Friday and everything's okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just right.

She's currently at home, resting and recuperating.

But I made sure I documented what she said is

a waiter there in a room as she came out of the recovery room.

They wheeled her in and over the course

of the next half an hour or so.

I wrote down all the things she said.

Because you've got no idea what you're saying.

You'd even had footage of showing your son

cope recently.

Yeah, all that's broken is wrist again at different wrist.

And even he was saying some funny stuff.

He was on the room.

He was high.

It's different side of K-hole.

Yeah, he was like, we.

Because she did this to you when you had your knee surgery.

Oh, yeah.

She told everyone about all the stuff, stupid shit.

I was like, what were you saying?

I can't remember.

You liar.

What were you saying?

I can't remember.

I'll text it.

This is about Emma.

She doesn't have a phone on her.

And she was like as soon as she wheeled in.

She looked and she goes, I think I can go home now.

And there was actually vintage Emma though.

Yeah.

She's like, she was in no state.

I was like, how was the surgery?

Now, the surgery was relatively unique

that they used robots.

Oh, that's right.

And then, so she said, all I remember

is the surgeon here at a silly hat.

And it was camo with orange writing.

And that's all I remember.

And then I wanted to do some lunch.

I could ring up and they basically,

it's like room services.

It's pretty cool.

And I said, I've got you some vegetable soup coming.

She said, it's okay.

It's all right.

My husband's ordered me some broth.

I was like, I am not.

I am your husband.

So she forgot?

She even remember your husband.

She forgot about you.

She looked at me.

Didn't recognize me.

She moved on to a happier place.

Yeah, she had.

And she said, I can order anytime.

It's like McDonald's.

And I was like, that mate doesn't make sense.

She just can't order any time.

Maybe she meant like McDonald's was always open.

And then like to get her up down on the bed

and like it's very slow.

Like it's like, and she goes,

wee!

It's like her modern roller coaster.

She'll love that you're saying this.

She's so happy about it.

Back to the food.

She was reading the menu.

And she was like, she got to the dinner section.

And it had a section called Hot Mainz.

And she was like, Hot Mainz, Hot Mainz.

It gets some pork belly up in this bitch.

Oh my god!

You smoked it!

That's couldn't go better.

There's some pork belly up in this bitch.

Who doesn't feel that way when she's poor?

She doesn't eat pork as well.

She doesn't like pork belly.

Oh my god.

And then the two eat it.

No.

Well, she didn't order it.

That's what she calls mouth.

Yeah.

She doesn't look like a man.

There's some pork belly.

She calls you pork belly.

There's some pork belly up in this bitch.

And then she's also like reminiscing.

She was like, she was like, oh, so lucky.

So lucky to have such a good family.

Oh, you're not.

No, no, no, she said, she said.

Because Cooper, 12 year old, he was there with us.

And she said, soon, soon you'll get hairs on your balls

like your daddy.

Oh my god.

And that's puberty.

And that's puberty in Miller, in Miller, because he's six.

Miller asked me, and Miller asked me, will I get hairs

on my balls?

And she said, no, you know, you're six.

You're not going to.

Not yet anyway.

Not like your daddy's.

And then she just fell unconscious.

That's amazing.

That's amazing.

Get some pork belly up in this bitch.

That's amazing.

So I'm glad I got that out of the room.

Give us some of that stuff.

Yeah, we want to know.

Yes.

Give us some of that stuff.

Oh, 800 Rock Fone.

What did you or your partner say when you came straight out

of surgery?

Yeah.

Because especially if you might have seen something real

incriminating.

Yeah, true.

Or they might have.

Oh no.

Oh, it goes so you're not in control of it.

But you could say some stuff that you might not actually be

true.

Exactly right.

Yeah.

Man.

Pork belly.

Well, Rod, you wouldn't want anyone.

Yeah.

You wouldn't want your loved ones.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, it's quite a song.

Oh, he's getting uncomfortable.

Oh, 800 Rock Fone.

Texting 3, 4, 2, 0.

And your wife, Emma Mills, had surgery on Friday.

Yeah.

She did the same to you.

You took some notes of what she said when she was coming out

of the anesthetic waking up.

The best one being about pork belly, if you ever joined us.

Yeah.

Really, the dinner options.

And it had hot mains.

And she was like, hot mains, hot mains.

You get some pork belly up in this bitch.

Oh, one of the best.

Doesn't it look great?

Doesn't it look great now?

One of the greats.

Yeah.

So what have you said?

What do you remember saying?

Someone you know has said coming out of surgery.

Sally, good morning.

Good morning.

Welcome back, Rod.

Oh, thanks, Sally.

Thank you.

Hi, Sally.

Great to have you listening today.

What, was it you having surgery?

Yes, I had a breast reduction a year ago,

and I woke up, and he said, oh, he had a look.

And I said, you're so small.

And he said, oh, don't worry, they're still a good handful.

Oh, was either doctor.

What's that going on?

She went up there.

Yeah.

Oh, that's like it.

So it was more what he said than what you said then.

Exactly.

Yeah, that's it.

And they're all good now, Sally.

Absolutely.

Perfect.

Lovely.

Great to hear.

None of your business.

There's that some of your business.

Thank you, Sally.

Cohen, good morning.

G'day, yeah, um, apparently in the room

between where I come out and went and said,

the wife, I told the nurse to go and tell the wife

that I died on the table.

Oh, my gosh.

Bit of a laugh.

Oh, my God.

Bit of a prayer.

Yeah, it's me, a bit of a joke, sir, but yeah.

What have gone down well?

It's a coin.

Got him.

What a bizarre thing to come up with,

hey, under that influence, like obviously,

you have no control over what you're saying and stuff.

Yeah, no, I think I just love a good joke.

And I don't know if the business took it the same as I did.

Oh, you got through it already.

Cohen, good stuff, mate.

Well done.

Thanks, mate.

No worries.

I know we've got some texts and stuff to look to,

but I was just looking as well and put it in.

And there's obviously different TikToks and Instagrams

of montages of people coming out of.

Yeah, yeah.

And people filming them.

So I haven't listened to all of these.

We're just going to play a quick game.

We did them.

No, I haven't.

So she, OK, apologies.

No, look, it's a holiday.

So these are little montages.

Roger's care factor, since he's come back is so good.

Right.

He doesn't give a shit.

I'll have it.

I say here, guys, they should play through the desk here.

OK.

Oh, hang on.

I need a sugar daddy.

I need a sugar daddy.

Do you have a boyfriend?

This is Mel.

No way, don't have a boyfriend.

I didn't do it.

Nobody loves me.

That's our sex.

Let me see.

I'm very slow, really quick.

I'm going to do this for you.

No, I'm OK, thanks.

I'm just going to scan it.

Look, it's like a laser beam.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, if you wanted to take the shoes of me,

you could have just asked.

To leave your fingers.

Don't tell my mom.

I am your mom.

I'm going to leave my friends home.

Still feeling good?

Good.

You feel good.

She can't tell me how good, because dad's here.

I think dad is funny.

Do you know her?

Do you know who that is?

The twins.

Oh, no.

They've no idea that they're just staring at each other.

That's our boy.

That'll get into a mirror.

Oh, man.

So there we go.

It's a good idea.

Drugs are powerful.

Unbelievable.

Roger, have you ever been under GI for months?

Yeah, I've been, yeah, a few times.

Obviously with you when I had my two nose operations,

was under both times.

And then I was with my fingers.

I was under as well.

It's under as well.

But I remember the first time I had my nose done,

because it was blocked.

I remember waking up and I couldn't breathe.

I woke up and I started to cry.

And I started to panic, because I was

choking on blood.

That was dripping down the back of my throat

and all these nurses looking at me.

And I thought I was going to die.

You need any fun stories?

Yeah, any lulls.

Like we're just the light and breezy, and I'd funny bits

from my wife and stuff.

And now you've just come in and gone,

like you almost fell like you'd die

when you've just been melodramatic.

We'll get to some text next.

Get a parry, how are you?

Hey, not to bad men, how are you?

Yeah, good.

Thanks, mate.

Thanks for your call.

What did you say?

What happened?

So this is going back a couple of years

to find out my dad's uncle.

So my great-uncle, Tom Halkancer,

goes in surgery, coming out, anesthetic, besides telling

everybody that he's got a whole other family overseas.

Everyone thought he was just coming off the anesthetic

apart from one of his kids.

So they jumped on Facebook and did a bit of Facebook

protecting and found the person.

And yeah, a couple of kids and everything.

They'd been together for like 20 years.

Oh my goodness.

When you, you know, Miles said we should throw this chat out

and say forget anything.

You could never dream that you'd get the call

of the whole other hidden family.

And he kept it and once he has under, you know,

anesthetic, all the truth came out.

Oh, bro.

Yeah, he was doing the offshore oil breaks.

Yeah.

So whenever he's going to work, he was

heading to go see other bits of the kids.

He was doing some other exploration.

He was doing some exploring, all right?

All right.

What a way to canal.

They go down with the family.

Not well.

That is what you can imagine.

No.

That's right.

He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's passed away.

No, he's not about a year ago.

But, um, yeah, no, it was an experience.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, as it, as it put you off going under GA,

you're having any operations, mate?

We're having another family.

Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a dairy farm.

We knew we were so naturally with the doctors, but yeah.

We're the doctors, our rule listeners.

Get in there.

What you should do, bro, is just don't have another family.

Yeah, well, this is a good point, but you, you, you got a,

you got a little bit of a spicy like.

Look,

I really want to leave a pot.

Make sure you bring us again, please.

Yeah, great laugh.

No, that's easy, boy.

Shut back.

Great laugh, mate.

Good stuff.

A few more takes to wrap it up near Melzzie.

Graham had shoulder surgery after a bike accident

came round after surgery.

He's talking to the arm off an iron pot.

One comment he said, in front of the wife,

look, what you have to do to get a break from the wife and kids,

not the best time.

Oh, I see, that's what I'm about.

Bitching about the wife and kids.

Yeah.

I was getting wisdom teeth outs, his rob, midway through.

I woke up, I could feel the crunching.

I wasn't sorry about anything, but I remember thinking

it felt nice and awesome to take all my teeth out.

I'd just get falsies, I then passed back out.

And thankfully, they didn't listen to me.

Bronson, I came out of surgery, I was so wasted,

I wanted to see my girlfriend, but wasn't allowed back in to see me,

so I told them, I have autism, and she's my caregiver.

But it didn't work, because the doctor laughed at me and said,

Bronson, I've been your doctor this whole time.

I know you don't have autism.

And then finally, Becky, my grandfather,

had open heart surgery and asked my dad to bring a shotgun

and to shoot off the doors, because they were trying to kill him.

We had a full fear.

It's been good.

They're trying to kill me.

Amazing stuff.

Thanks for your calls, and your tech's done real.

My next year, the other day, he looked at me and he goes,

you need help, aren't you now?

It's hell bad, my life is.

Morning, rumble, podcast.

Hey, talking of Aussie, this coming Sunday, UFC 325,

Alex Volkanovsky, obviously, legend champion,

he fights again, also Dan Hangman,

hooker, friend of the show, will fight as well

against a French killer.

Yes.

So we've got that to look forward to, right?

Last week, though, we had Dan Hooker in,

and there's been a lot of chat about him

and Patty, the baddie, Pimla, who fought yesterday.

When we had Dan in, we sort of bought it.

Yeah.

And this is what Dan had to say.

And obviously, there's been a bit for UFC fans

in the press over the last week or so.

Some subject matters, obviously, we can't get into,

because it's breakfast, radial and stuff,

but for those who know, let's get into it.

Well, we did.

I don't know.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not peaching.

Where are you going?

Let's bring it up.

Let's talk about it.

Yes.

How do you see Gachi versus Patty a bit going?

I feel like Patty's going to get his jaw spun.

So that was Dan's thoughts, Justin Gachi

and Patty Pimble at the yesterday.

Bryson was right, wasn't he?

For the interim bout.

And Patty was favourite,

But Justin's name is the highlights.

Like he has had, I think, nearly 10 years

in the top five or top 10 of that stack division

has remained in it.

I think every single time he's been on a main card

or head of the fights, he has won the bonus,

like just which goes to show how entertaining Justin

Gates years.

And it was an absolute banger of a five round fight yesterday.

Oh, I didn't know for a cup.

Hitler didn't grow on a shovel all day.

People are trying to defend right in front of his corner.

Because don't cage his power right away.

Final 10 seconds of an absolute classic.

Oh, Hitchie got hurt late.

What a fight.

Justin Hitchie and Tammy Pimlet, as they turn in

25 epic minutes for the UFC's Interim lightweight title.

And the winner.

Are you dead of a decision?

And no!

Interim, you will see lightweight champion of the world.

Justin, the highlight, Hitchie.

It was a banger.

Like it was an absolute classic.

The amount of damage that Pity Pimlet took was unbelievable.

Like his face was squashed, but he just did not stop.

Like, absolute worry.

Made a great little mental health speech afterwards.

Once again, he's done it in the past.

But some people then knew that it had taken their lives.

And just once again, to a huge audience,

encouraged me to talk and stuff like that.

So even in defeat, I liked that about Pity.

Didn't like him so much in the lead in.

But I thought he did really well with that chat.

But Justin, unreal.

Don't Pity had spent 150 grand of his own money

buying tickets for Scalsers to be able to come to the fight.

He did, really.

Yep, no.

I'm lucky.

Great stuff.

Unbelievable.

And you're down fights this weekend.

UFC 325 is sitting.

F***.

Waka, waka, waka.

Waka.

What was that?

Paul ZBear.

What was that?

Paul ZBear.

The Morning Rumble podcast.

It's a holiday for a lot of the country.

And a holiday in all of Australia malls.

It's their national day today.

Send liars.

And think they actually got a bit nuts, don't they?

On Australia day.

I mean, they'll probably getting better

weather than we are.

They go a bit nuts today.

And as you the sun's out, it's about 38 degrees.

And they drink a lot.

Yeah, they do.

And they would have drunk a lot last night as well.

Yeah, of course.

Of course, today being a holiday.

So what we've done all morning, and this is the third

that producer Mitch has put together

done a great job here, a montage of Australian day

that was to celebrate today.

A fearless tradie has armed himself with a hunting knife

to confront an intruder inside his macaque home.

Yes, I'm doing that.

That's all.

Get the ****.

I mean, mate, Dasa, he's a bit bigger than me.

I got that ran out of legs pretty quick.

But I'm, yeah, let the dog off with me

and hoping you'd get a hold of your mate.

They came bounding over.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Now, almost nine years on, can you believe it?

We catch up with him.

Have you still got it?

Give us your best barking dog.

Ah!

Ah!

Australian.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

It's Aboriginal for come over here.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

And then, there's the husband calling.

Come on, hurry up!

Mum, hurry up!

Dennis, on the table and it's getting cold!

What is the charge?

Eating a meal?

A succulent Chinese meal?

Do you...

Gears take sweetheart to be your ride?

To have and to handle?

She came and long straights, I do.

By the V8 power vested in me by the International Society

of Automotive Enthusiasm, I now pronounce you husband and car.

Great summer night.

I love the show.

It's the best you can for all, yes.

I love the summer nights and the burnouts.

All the color cars that did the burnouts and everything

and gripped off and everything.

Oh, yes.

He'd grab the didgeridoo after being woken by an intruder.

Oh, is he out there in all week, Laurie?

You know, I noticed I run fast and naked.

What were you going to do with the didgeridoo?

I was going to play a couple of quick tunes.

Ah!

You think it's going to look good on the news,

carrying on like a toy?

Oh, give up!

Get in there!

How's your night in the watch house?

Oh, yeah, pretty good at it.

Your mum came around and she came visit me.

I tried a pretty good time.

What are you going to do today?

Probably go see her again.

She's going to go back to the watch house.

No, I'm going to go see his mum.

Then I'm going to go see your sister.

Now, around 15,000.

Lossom's work is beef.

You broke off the suit.

I ain't spending any time.

It's because in the meantime, every three months,

a person was told a piece is by crocodile and ...

No, it's previously.

I do get on my piss a lot.

We go out, properties. We shoot, we do burn out.

I love the square bear.

The old Julie Caine Champaine, a little too much.

So it's quite cool to pull me off.

I go on the line, on the restaurant, and said he can't come in here.

I threw the first punch and my fist didn't connect to me.

So it's...

He did it?

Yes, my mum's disappointed, my dad's disappointed.

I think it's quite an Australian to be honest.

Yes, wow.

Oh boy.

Poor is the first one, yeah.

We said it earlier, but God bless you Australia,

like a country where a lot of great Aussie listeners,

love visiting there.

Absolute champions in that country, great stuff.

Happy Australia though, amazing stuff.

Now it returns this morning.

The return of Mastermind Monday,

and it's going to play out.

Miles is going to be the quiz master.

That's Bryce who was last year's Raining Champ

up against me who missed the last two months of last year.

So here we go this morning.

What are the morning rumbles, Mastermind subjects?

What's the video site owned by Google?

What are you doing?

It's time for Mastermind Monday.

As always, you can choose the pass

rather than answering questions stupidly, like melded.

Yes, of course.

So we're all usually, yeah, you're

doing usually Mastermind Monday.

You go and knowing your specialist subjects,

Bryce, we're taking on each other.

We don't know what our specialist subjects are.

We're about to find out and 60 seconds to answer

as many questions as we can.

Miles, the quiz master.

Your specialist subjects today, gentlemen,

are anniversary days.

There's two of them at the moment.

Yes, of course.

Roger, you will go first.

Okay.

Your specialty anniversary day subject is Auckland.

Tom McKee, Makoto.

Yes.

To the nearest million, what is the population of Auckland?

Two.

What year, correct?

What year was the last time Auckland on the NPC?

Oh, Cripes.

2020.

2018.

What year was the last time the Blues won Super Rugby?

Last year, 2025.

2024.

Who was the current mayor of Auckland?

It is Wayne Brown.

Correct.

What is the name of Auckland's main harbour?

Hauraki Gulf.

Wightamata Harbour.

That's all that one.

Which volcano is Auckland's highest natural point?

Eden Park.

Eden Mount Eden.

Yes.

What is the name for Mount Smart Stadium?

Go ahead and measure your stadium.

Correct.

Which Auckland University was found in 1883?

Auckland University.

Correct.

What Xena actress was born in Auckland?

Lucy Lawless.

Correct.

What year did Auckland's NPC join the A-league?

2023.

2024.

What island sits right behind Arangi Toto and is joined to it by a causeway?

Oh, God, you passed.

Mototapu.

Were either of the further concords members born in Auckland?

No.

No, I won't take that.

You like?

No.

Yeah.

I argue he gets it.

He's got the bell gone mid-quition, which he did give to me at the end of last year.

Just out of fairness?

Yeah.

Thanks, Bryce.

Is that about a fairness, so if we're being consistent he's got Sivan.

Okay, Sivan.

I might have stitched myself up there but I feel like it's a bit of a� to be the honest player.

No thanks, Bryce.

You answered after the buzzer, you asked the question before the buzzer.

Eight to win.

No, but he answered after the buzzer.

Eight to win.

Eight to win.

Eight to win.

What's the capital city of Australia?

Um, camera.

Correct.

How many stars are on the Aussie flag?

Five.

Six.

How many states does Aussie have?

Four.

Six.

What competition do the Sydney swans compete in?

Uh, um, the AFL.

Correct.

Which Aussie actor starred as Wolverine in the X-Men film?

Projectment.

Correct.

Who is the current PM of Australia?

Albanese.

Yes.

What animal appears on the Aussie coat of arms

alongside the kangaroo?

Koala.

The emu.

Which famous reef is located off the coast of Queensland?

Um, the, um, the Great Barrier Reef.

Correct.

What is the longest river in Australia?

Don't know, Puss.

Murray.

Which Australian cricket is named Punter?

Uh, Rikipondik.

Yes.

What desert covers much of the North Western Australia?

Uh, Puss.

The Great Sandy Desert.

Name one of the years Aussie won the rugby world cup.

99.

Yes.

What is the name of the world's largest monolith

located in central Australia?

Yes, rock.

Uluru.

Who is, Chris.

Correct.

It's got Please.

Chris.

Chris.

He's got it.

He's got it.

He's got it.

He's got it.

He's done it.

It's done it.

He's done it.

It's done it.

Is it a game.

Is it a game?

Say me.

Oh man.

Man, they're a lot easier than mine.

Bloody.

Prime Minister of Australia, how easy is that?

They're weld aren't bars.

You got the mere of Auckland?

Shangirl.

Well, I got that one.

Well done, Bryce.

That's meno.

Be gracious, man.

I haven't gracious.

You're gone?

You're too much for your brooch.

You're shut up, boss.

Shut up, man.

Terrible loose.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright, thanks for preparing those questions.

Yeah, good stuff.

Thanks, mate.

Thanks, mate.

Thanks, mate.

Bloody easy, they were a creature.

What?

Bross.

Yeah, we're doing it near the end of the show.

Oh, man.

Does it just sound as good as...

I told you, this was a bit...

No, no, no, no, Bross.

It doesn't mean it.

Australian theme continues.

We've got...

In around the world.

No, we don't.

We've got a cool story for about a snake.

He's drawing.

That's not...

Stats incredible.

Oh, and we've got that coming up as well.

Yeah.

We've got a cool story about a snake hitching a ride on a yut.

The story here you found for a surprise to celebrate Australia, don't?

Well, the new story is just keep coming.

They do, for Australia.

Yeah, and another one this morning.

Yeah, have a listen.

A driver has had a slithery surprise after a snake hitched a ride on his yut on Saturday

night.

The next turn was driving 110 kilometres an hour on the Bruce Highway to the sunshine

coast when he spotted the Red Belly Black Snake.

It's coming raw.

It's so heavy.

That's a red belly black.

It stayed on board for about five kilometers until we could pull over.

He says it slithered into the engine bay, but the unwanted passenger couldn't be found.

Oh, God.

Oh, man, no.

Imagine being working at a servo in Australia.

Can you check me oil and water?

No.

Oh, no.

I've got a snake in there.

Can you take that out?

I'm not going into the engine.

No, thanks.

Yeah.

So we're trying to find reaching in for the dipstick.

Because you guys, Miles Ambrace, both used to work at a servo.

Yeah.

And like I imagine that, you're getting out there bracing and you open the bonnet.

Ah, man.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

And I want to be grabbing anyone's snake.

Oh, I don't.

Malwood.

Oh, I don't know.

Take it for a hone.

Go down the highway with Bruce.

So next, Miles, you've compiled speaking of Australia today.

Yeah.

You've compiled a new segment.

Stats incredible.

I have.

You kept off for us last week.

You had this great stat.

A man, by the name of Masanobosato from Japan,

became widely known for an unusual endurance feat.

He masturbated for nine hours and 58 minutes.

Is it actually true?

It's actually true.

I fact check the creatures standing up and honoring that man.

Yeah.

That was a great start to stats incredible last week.

You got some great Aussie stats to celebrate Australia day next.

Finally do it.

One bats have square shaped poop.

Yes.

It's amazing.

That perfect.

More than it squares.

So it's Australia day today and Miles, what you've got this morning.

Stats incredible.

Standing me.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Standing me.

Stats, stats, stats, stats.

Stats, stats, stats.

You kicked the siphon last week.

Some incredible stats.

Are you an Australia special today of stats?

You just mentioned before at one bats they poo square.

Yeah, right.

Why is that?

Well, they're uniquely structured in test times,

with alternating stiff and elastic sections.

Mold the feces in the sharp corners as they dry and slidify

in the final stages of digestion.

Now, it's all about marking their territory

so they're not like poop droppings that roll away.

So the poop stays where it's dropped

and it marks their territory.

Fascinating.

I'm calling a doctor if mine comes out in a cube.

Yeah, you don't want that.

What else would I want?

Australia day.

They will consume 72 million bears today.

Oh, that's a lot.

That's phenomenal.

Oh, my God.

Now, if you visited one Aussie beach a day,

it would take you 27 years to see them all.

That's amazing.

It is.

It's amazing.

Around 10,000 beaches,

and only 23 are registered nudist beaches.

Oh, I see.

Yeah.

Australia is wider than the moon.

Yes.

It stretches roughly 500 to 525 kilometres.

Father across its widest horizontal dimension

than the moon measures through its centre.

The only other piece that is wider is Roger's five years.

Great fact there.

Big, bit of kit.

Big, bit of kit.

Aussie has the largest population of camels in the world,

more than Egypt.

Would never have picked it.

Now, we're imported in the 1800s price.

The longest golf course in the world is the nullable lengths.

It stretches over 1,365 kilometres across the outback

with its 18 holes.

No, what?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now, just quickly.

Now, I've done the one-bats with the square shoes.

Yeah, put.

Yeah, put.

A kidnus?

Yep.

Yep.

They have a four-headed penis.

Wow.

What, so it goes off four ways?

Yeah.

It's got four heads.

Look at Clover.

Yeah.

Look at a lucky Clover.

Take your pick.

Yeah.

Take your pick.

Take your pick.

It's quite poisonous.

Gold from Melbourne.

Take your pick of one of four.

Like a dream.

You worked with four.

Great.

There's more.

No, no, no.

Not finished.

Sorry.

No, no, no.

Sorry.

No, no, no.

Just waiting for Mal just to get over that.

Kangaroos have three vaginas.

Take your pick.

Yes, mate.

So we're just quoting Mal.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

No, I'm all for it.

Oh, great stuff, Malty.

Great stuff.

Take what you combo that four with the three.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

And one's missing out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Food fighters.

Who did they bring on stage in law system Tasmania

going to find out next on the rock?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's a good saying.

The price.

The people said they're coming back.

They gave it away.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Which, you know, in touch words would mean, you know, if you're a

Foose fan, very likely chance they're going to be in New Zealand.

But he said they'll be back before his next birthday.

Yes.

Has birthday obviously is in Jan.

So a summer tour next year, if they're doing all of Australia,

you would imagine that would involve New Zealand.

And he also said they've just finished a new album.

Did send that.

So that should be out in the next few months or whatever you would

imagine.

So you're great gig obviously.

This song, of course, remember that they, the Fufutters performed or wrote for the Beacon's

Field Manners, the ballad for the Beacon's Field Manners, who 2006 Todd Russell Brantweb

20 years ago.

Well, yeah.

That, I know.

Isn't that ridiculous?

It's been insane.

It's been 14 days trapped a kilometre underground after mine collapsed in Beacon's Field

in Tasmania.

And when they were asked, they asked for some obviously some food and iPod with Fufutters

music on it.

And so Dave Grohl wrote this song in honor of them.

And on Saturday night, he got one of them up on stage, Brantweb was on stage with them

and they performed the song.

Oh, cool sound.

20 years on.

20 years on.

To be honest, I just, my personal note, after the weekend I had, I was home alone with the

kids.

You were.

Yeah, that's right.

You would have gone underground for 14 days.

You'd be safer there too.

I've actually been to Beacon's Field Brice when I went to Tasmania and I saw the

size of when the mine collapsed, the tiny, tiny little, there was no room at all, two of

them lying there, basically on top of each other.

Yeah.

And I sort of imagined that's where you'd want to be, like a kilometre underground.

Yeah.

Just.

Trap.

Under rock.

Trap.

Sounds more fun to get away from your full-year-old son.

It's way better.

So I've got, I'm booking a flight to Tasmania.

Now, pretty cool for them though, man.

Yeah, it's right out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sounds like they're going to be here Jan next year.

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