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Malzies is in for a big weekend tomorrow speaking a blisk and a funny what he's up to next is

Inspirational stuff. It's your first big outing actually. I think for 2026 after your knees

So first up though miles. This is the first for 2026

All that stories about the D the downstairs department Malz are morning mode and you want more than a controller the meat and veggies

Yeah, down around the CBD the central business district. Yeah hundreds of men and women were asked to judge what size they like the most or found

Threatening

About the D

Researchers at the University of Western Australia, which is based in girth. I'm sorry Perth

Showed 600 men and 200 women computed generated images of anatomically accurate naked men

Capturing a range of sizes of

D's and shapes of men

No, did it have what length they were next to them like a measurement size?

Yes, we just look at the study had 343 different images of the male body with D sizes

Between five and 13 centimeters. This is flaccid height between 1.6

Sorry just asking for maybe just this flaccid count

Ha

This is why I said it's damning before we played the dude is damning

Yeah, I mean any male you wouldn't know this but any any given day miles. He's it's different. Oh so different. Yeah

I like right now. Yeah, I have you know, I have a vault

I got the lead to that

You can

You will be allowed

It's still asleep. It's not even cold. Oh, no, it's not cold. No, it's just tight

No, it's it doesn't help when you're sitting

No, so many things in a face and I walk

So I did a bit of exercise

Scientifically probably

Hi

It's between 1.63 meters and 1.87 meters and body shaped ranging from pier

Which is narrow at the top white to the middle and V shaped wider at the shoulders tapering down to a thin waist

Found it's not good. That women rated D's between 11.6 and 13 centimeters

Unrequited as the most attractive. Yeah, I see what they yeah, of course they did the most

Okay, while attractiveness ratings generally increased with size the trend

Thankfully had a cap at 13 centimeters beyond the way on that point. Yeah, it's did not significantly increase attractiveness now the V shaped advantage

These are dudes who've got the big shoulders

And then it goes down. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't solely about size women overwhelmingly preferred a V shaped body

Of as well and taller stature alongside the preferred penis dimensions

Yeah, it heightens the D doesn't it. I'm all about that V to the D

Love it

Well, you're lying singled in

You're asking me what D's are right story Malsie yours my Roger's yours. I'm like an yes

Is all those we'd be like a like a little piggler

And you news the ML this very close to where Bryce loves and all is a race course

This is last weekend if you have just joined us a lot of complaints about the noise because of the DJ's going to 12 30 in the morning

Yeah, deep hitting me has apparently given them a telling off

So many people complained the T.O.B. Caraca millions, which was held on Saturday night

Yeah, the noise was it was far too loud. Yeah, it went on far too late

Yeah, so the next event that they're gonna be holding which is in March. You'll be pleased to know Bryce

There will be a reduced volume. Yeah, and it's gonna wrap up at 9 p.m

Good promise

Well, I don't know. They've just said good. She's been assured you got to work on Monday, Bryce

Yeah, live it with no rep up all of these party

So ready see yeah, there's no anywhere near my house

Don't go to get go to bed young Bryce would have been there at Alice Lee. No, I was invited to go to it. Oh, well

Yeah, yeah, no kids man. My wife was away

So I was looking after the fellows and obviously that mean well, that was punishing. Yeah, until 12 30

Yeah, now you're about to go be one of those and you're off tomorrow

Saturday yeah, going to go to the Devon Port Sunset at festival for a friend's wife

Call me I'm getting out there and doing it

Food and wine festival I think I think I'm playing gold and wall

Yeah, I don't actually know breaks co-op

I think they are

I don't know I don't know I don't actually know

It's real middle-aged stuff. Yeah, you're first outing on your nega's it. No seconds. Well, I know

Yeah, actually you're right Roger brace free. It's my first outing

So yeah, I'm gonna stand to the sides and look out lots of seat that literally says on the information about it

It says there's lots of seating

And there's free water

I don't know what are you doing. What are you gonna wear? What's your tire? I don't know yet

Probably a some sort of light fabric shoot

You can a little linen shorts. No, no for Dora. Oh, really? I don't have a for Dora

Yeah, probably a bunnings hat. Oh

Yeah, yeah, like a big old straw hat, but I might attend one

Yeah, but I might attend one would be better. And those last lows that you've got the shoes

One we're the last I don't think no that only they're more slippers. I don't want to slip out of them

Yeah, they can be great times one of food

We're to the the mountain borough one

The glass tied to you. Yeah, of course round your neck

Now why can you do that when you're at a festival? But you do it around home or around town and you problematic

Especially around home. Yeah, all of a sudden you get a problem

I'll have a cap and I'll have two bare cans and the straws that come down into the mouth

I'll do that one instead actually

And mulls what time does this wrap up? I think like six

So I'll have to record the chase day drinking

I think it's nine I think it's nine p.m. When the sun sets right late for you. Yeah very well

I'll make it to nine that's a good time. I'll be I'll be off by seven

I'll be in an uber. We'll have a boogie. Have a boogie, man

Enjoy enjoy golden horse. Can't wait to talk mortgages

There's one thing I'm looking forward to on the weekend. Yes, and I hope you ever rip a their mouth. Yeah, it's gonna be good

Mulsie at a wine and food festival on Saturday in Devonport in Auckland and Sunday

Dan the hangman hooker he fights UFC 325 and Sydney Benoit St. Denise is who he's taking on

He was actually our first guest last Monday our first guest on the show for 2026. Dan the hangman hooker

So here's some highlights of that champ

Yes, Dan the hangman hooker yes, thanks for coming in morning this fight not long to go a couple of weeks

There's no way in here come losing to a French Cobb on Amazon. Yeah, there's some things that aren't gonna happen

That is not gonna happen French army special forces soldier well used to be and I understand as well

He's got to he can't take a gun and there can he's got two arms two legs and a face like a smacked ass

You know you could leave now we would have had a great end

Well, I don't know how much you know about the scarves. He's used to be in the army, but um sweet

If

How close did you get to get into the army though? You wanted to get into the armed forces, didn't you but I don't like getting told what to do

Yeah, that's a major

And then I Googled his New Zealand at war and it said now it's not at war with anyone

No, and I said well, I'm not going to join the army if I can't kill anyone

Waste the time standing around with my dick in my hand

I'll spray big Dan if you've been behaving yourself

Yeah

Well, do you get to enjoy and relax just over that period if you've essentially been in camp now for a couple of months really

Do you get much time to relax boat may I don't even get I don't even have a big lie

I went a quad up with two friends and they're both on ankle bracelets. I was like they can't

You know, we don't even go out

Oh, yeah, if you don't, it'd be help a story

It's because those are those are clubs you can't see

You don't see them at the gym. Yeah, well, they can't come see you

First of Feb finding a Frenchman Benoit

Saint Denise who nicknames nicknames on what you make of this down. He calls himself the God of war great

Which is a great nickname. What do you make of it?

Ah

This the hangman exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you go about beating him?

Obviously more entertaining fight from the viewer point of view to watch maybe then someone like you last

Who loves to receive the meat actually loves to come forward. Yeah, it's gonna be a it's gonna be a good fight

Like he's obviously self-boy. He'll try to check me on the ground like yeah, it's just gonna be a just keep it on the feet and beat him up

Yeah

You talk about how your nose got broken in the last fight hell how many times you think you've broken your nose? Yeah

We're in the 20 somethings

That's that's crazy to the weekend

God is good. He's had some great press conferences as well. He fights some Sunday

You've seen three two five Sunday afternoon. He single-handedly has been selling UFC three two five for the organization

All Dan he has a yeah, it's been all Dan

Great question great answer here. I actually stopped dreaming. I'll be a long time ago

That's a little real story

You know when I stop dreaming I just have dreams and you know when you're having fight dreams

When you wake up and you're like fighting someone and you're hitting them like heaps and you just can't hurt them

That's like a real common one. Well, I actually figured it out in my dreams

I would like clinch them and then need them and then

They give them heaps of cuts and there's heaps of blood

And then since I figured out how to bash people in my dreams. I have never dreamed ever again. I've clocked. I clocked it

Ah, what a wicked thing

Dan the hangman hook at UFC three two five he fights Sunday afternoon. It's in Sydney

Good luck to him

How good

The morning rumble podcast great show so far brisperter. It's about to end you said because

It's time we stop talking about it behind the backs

It's time from

Yeah, you obviously a time

Yeah, I mean you might have been in your business and your workplace and your family whatever sometimes

If there's someone who's problematic in the causing issues

It could be multiple issues could we want to show you bring them in together and in a safe place

You address them you look them in the eye and you say hey mate. We we love you

Yeah, but enough's enough. But enough's enough. This needs to change. Yeah, and usually weekly. It's me and it's me again

Yeah, what about last week? Where was you? Yeah, and this week he gets you wrong. Looks like it's weekly

We've had enough your Instagram

Let's delete it

It's got to go

It's problematic

You've become some sort of who knows how in your sabbatical a car influencer for the great company BWD

We've been good to us here at this day mate. They're so good. I might. I just want to put this way saying this is not on BWD

No, no, it's not now. So they've gifted me a car BWD, and I've got a dolphin electric car

And my god is a such a good car

Can I say and I'm just I'm just putting me on a photo up on Instagram price once your problem

You couldn't be a worse

Ambassador ambassador to promote a car

I feel like it's just a misstep on their behalf

What do you say that?

You go to Morning Rumble Instagram. You can see some of the pictures. I think matches put them up

But even when yesterday like and you did this over the whole summer

It's ever look at the miles. I don't know if you've seen yesterday's way

But it's essentially like I love in the BWD this summer. Yeah, of course. It is just you'll metaphor it

You've blocked the entire car the back of it. You can't even see the car

And then other person did mail where you know and I've showed him how you can't squeeze in or frame a picture

No, I just so easy. So you'll you'll have this you had the dolphin race

And all you can see is like the bonnet

You crop it so you can't even see the car and then you got really lazy and then you share Duncan hides post

From the afternoon show from the after and you will like get amongst the BWD Selection and you write you write all over it

Yeah, it's a poorly

Yeah, I must try you share a story

The people are in a rush and then you'll re-tag them and they'll say their names again like it's not even boomer like it's it's it's it's older

It's up to the generic

No, it's a little bit a story or something

And so you two have the option to share it. Yeah, so you'll share it and then right over at Andrew

Good stuff I'm talking about the D

What a BWD say about your posts. Well, they haven't seen anything else

Can you have sold them a car?

Several I reckon yeah, I mean yeah, I mean why else of course they're gonna come to me. I'm cool. So I'm a needle shifter

It's so crazy that you are the ambassador like how did it all come about? It's because I'm who I am

Stupid question

I also there's an issue as well

Bryce next

What did I park in your car park?

Well, it's not this is the problem with you that's not not only like you expect to get a free car

But it's the entitlement once you have it. Yeah parks rewinds. You're in my car park today. Yeah

What are you gonna do about it

See entitles. I'm gonna beat your dolphin

I'm gonna put a water bowl round your blowhole so you can't read this stupid dolphin

And you're doing it too like this footage of you like this is bad for BWD this photos of you

Were you you're parking across two parks? Oh, yeah, there was that one. Yeah, there was no

I got here to do an ad here at work, and there was no no parks anywhere

Well, and I

And there's the only park I was I sort of had to sort of wedged the the BWD dolphin into a park

There were no parks so you took two. Yeah, that's is that right roach you took two

Roger's parking man. Wasn't one of them like the disabled parking spot as well. Yeah

Unbelievable

Anyway, sort it out. Yeah, it's disgraceful

Learn how to the get off Instagram racing run wild you can see there march full 10 Claude Lins Arena

It is of course jimbeam homegrown rock stage this year hosted by the one and only

Produce a merch

It's me me and Betty boy will be there Claude and Zover. I'm excited. Yeah, have you ever seen anything before?

Um, I did a race day at Hampton downs once perfect

Same same same vibe. Yeah, perfect. Sweet. Such a fun day. Yeah, who's the headline band?

Blind spot. Well, can you give us an example of you introducing blind spots to be it's the key part of the

Everyone's froth comes in

Let's not make a round team. He's blind spot fantastic

I'm fast

I'll screw up some stuff. I'll have a thing. Whoa if you haven't got to get

Get him

A morning rumble intervention before I produce some urges put all these photos up

They found another one too the BYD dolphin which BYD great car I have gifted me one which is amazing

And then where I'm parking it is. It's not great

That that photo's gone up as well

But it's all on Instagram bris you've got you've actually all got some beef with my Instagram

A lot of influencers on Instagram if anything you've taken away from the company

Yeah, part of being an ambassador is promoting the product well. Yeah, and you don't do that

So you're like we can maybe some of the influence who knows

I've been influenced for sure. Instagram advertising gets you. I mean, there's I bought those booting ice cubes

Rice got angry. He was right. Yeah, he tuned up. He was creeped. They were in fact terrible

Yeah, but that led us to then make the price cubes etc

That we don't know which go good. I'll fall in victim again. What are you talking about flancing?

Because I was trying to think I was like have we been influenced would anyone will be waiting

That's right, and I've got an audit update of something that's on the way cost me a hundred and eighteen dollars

Yeah, it's a mini handheld steamer. Oh those are great. I think you're up with those. Oh

For clothes. Yeah, yeah, but bro you should see the power bro that yeah

Oh, are you be have you been sucked in by how good they are because we've got a hand out steamer at home. Yeah, we've got ours at brisco

Yeah, I had one too, but wasn't it?

No, what's good about this one? Crazy. No, so Bryce hasn't arrived. Have you used it or have you just seen a video?

Now I'm taking a long time. How much did you pay for it?

118 dollars. You paid a hundred

Yeah, but it's down from 202

Well, I hope it's worth it. I hope it's not a tiny one. You know when things

I've seen sight in there like micro

Yeah, I don't check the dimension or they're just taking the Mickey. I do get to return it within 30 days for a few weeks

Um, so that's that's on the way. Yeah, so I've been a lot once it arrives. Oh, you'll have to let us know how

Have you guys been influenced either?

Two things actually I remember remember the Tim Tam slam that Roger. Yeah, one of the worst. I got a monk's eyes

You bought them after that slam those in the mouth

And Bryce was really off this one too when I was an influencer because if you ask Roger to do anything he will do it

If you tag Roger anything he will reshare it. It's amazing. So anything for money. So um, I was influencing Tim Tam

So I did a Tim Tam slam ad have a listen. Can you still Tim Tam slam with one hand?

Well

I think they stopped selling Tim Tam

There's a spended sales there for about six months

You should have got a written one

Board our brand into just it was awful just a just a price check on handheld steamers from

From New Zealand stores. They're around

55

60 dollars. Yeah, bro. Yeah, this one's this one's next live

Yeah, I'm happy for you. I think you're really good. I think you've overpaid

So I ain't on a rock phone. We've got the Tim Tam's. We've got a steamer

What else have we got? What about you around the bay?

Yeah, or maybe we won't

Bryce you let a Morning Rumble intervention on my Instagram game all the photos I've been putting up recently and just my Instagram game in general

Really gained a lot of momentum on the show the last sort of half hour

I

You know, we've had checks though like when I tried to try try to try not to be sometimes right and we're done that whole squeezing

Yeah, showing showing you how to frame a picture. Yeah, and you always go

I am now do you have a listen when I say I do

Do try you know what I do. I rush it. I rush it and if I'm not wearing my glasses, then I this is why I can't sometimes

I'm curious

Car's not in a picture. Yeah, I know does that go through you it does it honestly does and now it does

Well, I'll have to do better next time. This is what my sort of mantra is

So am I you rushing? What have you got? I just always rush I don't know why

Your time's over, but there's a lot of photos of the BYD which I mean like I do have one of those lucky enough to have one of those

A lot of photos it haven't gone quite right

There's something else Mal that you do you I remember last year I almost wanted to partake and round the bays after your stunning shots

You running yeah, and yeah, what is Nikita from the office called him trampoline shoes

Puffy oh that's the one

You were sort of showcasing that and you had a code for round the bays and I thought geez

That shot of you just running in your backyard

No one goes for running there back

That's what I loved about it though. It wasn't running

You look like the higher glyphics are found in a pyramid

I was just found buried like archaeologists find like the Egyptians like it looked like one of those

And Mitch, have you put that photo up? I'm sure have you?

Oh, yeah

You look so speedy

You swayed a lot of people interesting social experiment. He will promote anything

Oh for a price

For anything it's not for our pride. Yeah, it's true

Why guys like this? That's a great question

But as a radio show we appreciate the fact that I do do it in the American show with us

Morning rumble podcast a lot of chat this week Alex Honnold

He free solo climbed the Taipei tower last weekend. It was live on Netflix

508 meters and he did it

He's done it

Alex Honnold has made history again

So it's a lot of climbing chat and producer Kreech. He looked at me and thought hey, let's get rogge high

How can we get rogge up

Hey can rogge get up. Oh hell far up. Let's get him. Let's get him to clip and climb

Let's get him to the highest peak on a rock climbing wall who wants to see that

Let us know. What's the highest? Do you do you fan of heights Kreech at all or to be honest?

I mean you're quite often high

Well, what a week I mean asking you show. I know we're talking about Alex Honnold who climbed the Taipei tower

Yeah, without a rope without any safety gear 101 floors. He did that and it's what we're talking about it now

And you're right he's owned the internet for the whole week. He's been amazing

I know more about Alex than I ever thought I'd ever know about

My life. I know I've seen his training regime. Yeah, we haven't we're strong as fingers are like it's it's wild

Climbed in 90 minutes was this right?

Roger you're our our cup of time

Honnold is also scaled

Yeah successfully and

Your simmity yeah, there was a documentary

But now um Kreech put that out there can we get you up on a clip and climb and well

You how good welcome to the show from a clip and climb in fact on dominion road Chris

Oh Chris

How do you think I'll go good question good opening question. I don't know, mate. I reckon you'll be all right

But I'm not waiting around 90 but

What kind of skills and ability is really make a good rock climber

He probably fits a bill been built like a bean pole

Yeah

Like being a big dude isn't really a good thing

Three-year-old kids can do it. Yeah, that's true. Well, they also have confidence in no fear

Yeah, which things Roch doesn't have

But we did I remember there was like a little pull-up competition

I wasn't here for it that males and Roch did and Roch had surprising strengths

And how he's able to pull himself up a few times

He's got a little bit of a muscle about him

How high

A couple of meters off the ground

How

How I could roach climb because we want to see how high climb obviously

Good that's why

I want to see in sweet and not sweet because he's working out. I want to

Sweet with fear

So Chris things are you know 12 meters up how what are some of the the the pros doing it at how quickly can they get up

Say like a 12 meter rock wall for example

Well, we've got a speed wall with a timer

And the record we've got a bit of a rock star young staff member who has done that in three and a half seconds

Yeah

I'm pretty sure it takes him longer to come down then then how quick he gets up

My my 11 year old son can do it in about 16 seconds. I think nice

It's a roger. I reckon if he can do it in under 40 seconds

Probably going all right, but why don't we do it in under 52, which is Roger's age

52 seconds

Obviously all very safe procedure there clip and climb great setup

Kids adults have a lot of fun at these places

Can we can we do one where roger isn't clipped on

We risk it

Hey man, sign the waiver

We will see you next week

We'll see you halfway down

So it goes halfway up the point good on you, bro. Thanks, mate. I produce a creach. I put it out there earlier on this week

How can we get Roger up?

Hey can roge get up. Oh hell far up. Let's get him. Let's get him to clip and climb

Let's get him to the highest peak on a rock climbing wall. Who wants to see that? Let us know

What's the highest of you? Do you you fan of heights creature at all or to be honest?

When you're quite often high

Yes, I create you ran with that Chris from clip and climb dominion road in Auckland

Just had him on and good. It's all happening. I believe Monday morning and after the show

So it's all going to be recorded and up. I go up the wall. Yep. How do you go with

Would it scare you to high scare you? Yeah, terrible

Because I know we just tease it before about talking of the man of the moment of the week Alex Hon was

asked has been asked does he fear death because yeah

And I've actually seen a couple of cool things when this week my algorithm has now been pumped with anything climbing

I don't know if anybody else is the same

But he has said how it's we need more fear we need to genuinely fear more in our life

As humans like we're essentially too useless and too many comforts and it is yeah, that it's really good to

Actually face genuine fear. Yeah, he takes it to a whole new level. Yes, it's extreme. Yeah climbed a five hundred and eight

Skiescraper. Yeah, no matter. Yeah, yeah, so you're right and has he visualized his death?

He was asked this I've read somewhere that you'll actually visualize falling to your death

Well, I mean, I have thought about it for sure like what why

Because it'd be worse to have never thought about that and then suddenly be in the position and be like holy

You know like it's better to think through like every different side of something

I mean the thing is like if the idea of falling to my death is like

Insurmountable like if I can't get past that fear then like I probably shouldn't be up there

You know, you can't just like suppress that and then just like I mean you have to accept like the whole experience

What will you see when you visualize falling to your death?

Well, I mean you'd bounce off that ledge 20 meters below you'd probably bounce off the ledge 40 meters below that eventually

You would just fall to the ground and you'd be like dead and you you'll literally

Well, I mean see yourself

Doing that. I mean, is that weird? Do you not do that?

Well, I'm not a pro climber either so no, but like I mean having you ever like when you're driving

How do you ever thought about would it be like just like via into one of those little divide things on a highway and just like have your car explode or something?

I really thought about it. Yeah, I mean

Or like if you're on a single and freeway on super fast detail is

I think it's important to like

Alex is the one to actually think it all the way through. He's the weird guy at kick-ons. I

Yeah, I'm just gonna bring creature now

It's like who invited that guy

Yeah

That's when you the talking you

Yeah, you're right because it's when you open up your Uber app and go yeah time to go home

Wait does anyone know that guy

I've been that guy

Yeah, there's no one there

Just start saying weird

Yeah

But do you have a fear of heights roach? Oh big time because you got to do the climb on Monday

Yeah, joined us we're gonna get you up on the clipping climb big time because my dad

I did help my dad build his house when he's which he still lives in so an a frame house

So which are nine meters high so we were up about seven meters when you're a little fella house about 15 16

Sorry, I mean now they have padding and everything when you're building a one story house

This is a three-story house. We were seven meters up putting the the floor on and I was up there

So here you my dad has no fear of heights. He would like literally walk from beam to beam

Yeah

I'm gonna go like a good meter apart. Yeah, seven meter drop never had an accident

And I'd be expected to sort of fall. Oh, yeah, yeah, just like just like Roman sand

Don't even think about it really just carrying a chainsaw and I'll be clinging to the beam sort of like

Shaking like a leaf trying to get from one beam to another and trying to if you look down

It was worse. It was a seven meter drop straight down. It would have been the end of me. So I've that that is

Live with me. What were you doing up there? What help were you? Oh to him and all serious. That's right. What was he? Yeah, I was free labor

Yeah, yeah, what did you help much? I don't think so no in hindsight now baggy nails in all yeah just handing him stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Now we learn about you

Oh, yeah, it's gone for him finally Alex Honald is inspired as all. He's the guy who climbed the Taipei 101 tower

508 meters up. No rope. No nothing and I'm going about I think 12 meters up

If I'm lucky. Yeah, I'm still high. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's for a lot of people high for me. Yeah. Well, that's like four times your high

That's the math

Have all those angles that you've got to get over and I know

Yeah, no, no, so what we want to know what went wrong from a great height

Miles you were okay. Well, yeah, she you were okay. Nothing you didn't fall off

No, no, of course not the Eden Park stadium walk yeah, which we did a couple years ago for work

It's cool. It's in all the pictures. It was like a christmas party activity

We did yeah, and then you get up there and you clip on and for my mind it was it was too low. Yeah, and there's too much slack

Yeah, like what you clip on to like the guide rocks you can lean backwards

Yeah, because you could you could you could clip on and then lean back

Yeah, and then you're like at a get the majestic photo felt like a 45 degree angle. It's probably like 20

Is your leaning back and I was like there's nothing there was no guard rail yeah on the each of the roof of the stadium

Stop you from falling off for technically you weren't falling off everything in your brain tells you know

Yeah, I think it's panic. Yeah, and I think some people do it so comfortably

It's some yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, they're not little bitches like me

Now I was the same I didn't do it. Yeah, Melbourne even do it. Did you do it right? Yeah, of course

Oh, god, okay

Yeah, we're talking to the dangerous man

So rock climbing should be easy then well, well, I mean

Well, I'm actually talking to them else

Well, you were just talking to me

No, you were talking at me

You too

But Miles you weren't good though mate, but I tell you you did it though. Didn't he or did you put your pull out

Miles doesn't even look anymore. You put tomorrow. I finished

I

But I tell you what what went wrong from a great height

The show

Started up. Yeah, and now we're all the way down the model five meters hex

We're talking this morning. I'm going rock climbing next week to see how that goes

What went wrong from a great height

Miles of course the stadium roof at Eden park just talked about that you freaked out there the roof walk

Yeah, you also fell down a step. Yeah

That was terrifying

Yeah, fell down

Rukshund my quadriceps tendon. Yeah, very uncommon injury

Apparently

Only happens to all people in the steroid users

So take your pack which one I am right? Yeah

High so I don't know some people just have a genuine fear of fights like you have a genuine fear of public speaking or whatever it may be

And for a lot of people it gets worse the older that they get. Yeah, see for radio things back in the day Roger

Obviously you've been here a long time. I've been here a little while as well

Yeah exactly, but sometimes when I was like in much and creatures positions as producer

You'd make me do a bunch of other news that one week where I think

Was bright zero. Yes, it'd come into the market and so it was zero limits or something that we did a week off

And so one morning. I like jumped off the

Sky tower you jumped off the harbor bridge jumped out of a plane

Yeah, but I remember like being scared. Yeah, but then love and them like love on the froth

Where is now I'd be like now? I'd refuse

Yeah, it's true. The older you get it and you down the bungee or anything never never the thought of a bungee jump

Sky diving like actually even talking about it just makes me so nervous

I used to be brave as a kid, but yeah, as I've got our older little bitch. I'd put off the bridge

We did to match a remote in my Spartan kick-match off the bridge

Yeah, there was something to do. I forgot stress as a puma

That's for the World Cup. It was like for good luck to be Argentina or something

I must have worked. Were you nervous? Oh, I don't think I could have done the jump if I wasn't

Catched like that. You are not allowed to skydive a to in a place having you isn't

You still do what your mum tells you and stuff and then she say that

Little mummies boy, I'm allowed to do anything. You get told you're not allowed to

You pull yourself off the text

Guys just let tough guy talk

Are you allowed to skydive no, no, no, no, no, no, there was some crazy story about

Mum's brother so my uncle had a bad lad mate who went skydiving and the shoot didn't open

Oh god, so mum's like no, no one of the family's left skydive

Oh, but what about all the stories that didn't make the news of all the successful landings?

Yeah

The percentages game

You can talk to my mum but she said no

Sometimes we wonder how people came to be

And you know like you hear these great rich sound bites over there

How did this guy who is this guy and then things like this just give us our answers

You know my mum she steeped not

I love it if you text to wrap this up your mouth see what went wrong with great height

Yeah, I was about two years old walked out the ranch slide a problem was dad was still building the deck

Fell about eight to nine foot started howling like a banshee because I'd broken my biscuit

Well eating briscus yeah

Kelsey Kelsey said they fell five meters from a sheep shed that was under renovation when she was poor

Only broke a collarbone and grew up to become an arborist

That's farming

And snow

Snow fell off the roof as a kid knocked himself out and now is paying for it with a bad back and fear of height

Because it's trying to sneak out onto the shed roof with a plumbing pipe didn't realize it was angled and just rolled off

Not the one

So brisie running through a few names there I believe between myself and producer merch

Pretty much now morning guys now we're gonna talking chain of cool right enough

There is head cool guy in a room Chris call now. Oh, well. I mean anyone from sound garden to be honest

First of all a tip of the hat

And I thank you to two great radio broadcasters

I don't know them personally, but I've a mass admiration for them. Hey mission Andy. Oh

Iconic yeah for Australia better than on the show and stuff and they actually have a segment where they

They find people who copy their stuff

I'm giving them credit and so I don't think this would make it because

Today we credit you today we credit you and we'd like to use something that you've done before

And no idea once again, so long the lines of the

Chain of cool, which is how we're gonna label it in New Zealand now

What I want to use as much and roge and what you got to imagine is when I say these New Zealand celebrities

Yeah, I'm gonna list them right you got you two are each in a room who's the cooler. Okay, okay?

Look at the he looks are the cool DNA. That's right. That's right. We're the standard of cool on the show. Yeah. Yeah, thanks much

Yep, it's gone first. It started already

First New Zealander Sam Wallace Sam Wallace coast breakfast. Yeah, and now TV with Amanda. I'm way cooler than him. He's a disgrace

Yeah, there's not a with a man that's cooler than me

Jay Reeve. Let's go radio analysis. Oh Jay Reeve. Jay Reeve is pretty cool

But I've been a bit around a bit longer than Jay Reeve and I think two years or no. Yes, I'm way cooler than Jay

I'll give it to Jay

Thank you

Simon Barnett. Simon Barnett bit of a tryhard way cooler. Yeah, he's not even the coolest bike from Ashburden. It's made

It's already been worth it. Tom Harvey. Tom Harvey. Oh, well, well, well, another disgrace way cooler

I know where the bodies are buried

He was cool enough for you to go on his podcast. Also great guy

Yeah, that's no way cooler

Okay, Labor MP Chris and leader Chris Hupkins. Yeah, oh, I call it

Oh my god, um, yeah, he is he's an absolute nobody. I'm way cooler. Yeah, David Seymour

Also way cooler than David Seymour. Yeah, cool than Seymour. Chris goes lady. Chain of cool and New Zealand. Amazing

We had a match in Rochester in the chain of cool and New Zealand. I can't yeah, I admire longevity and I respect

That so she's cooler than me risk goes lady never met her, but she's cooler than me. I'll give her that

I've been a real distra speak for long, David. He's so I'm taking cooler

Mike Roberts

Yeah, but a mana but a mana. I might have to give Mike the the the the cool factor on that one price. Yeah, he's got a bit of mana

I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna get away with saying I'm cooler than Mike. No, you won't

No one that reads news is cooler than me. Well, he doesn't do it anymore. No one that reads news is cooler than me

Chris Warner

No, now cooler than him. Yeah, he should he should have given up shorty a long time. He just said you're respected long. Yes

He should have left years ago. Okay. No, he's not cool. Friend of the show Maddie Watson. Oh

Top New Zealand angler top fisherman. Yeah, no, Matt pretty well tough guy. I can't some cooler than Matt

He's he's a cool guy's tough. He's a legend. So now he's cooler than me Bryce. Yeah

Yeah, no, yeah, I'll give it a many what's in the first

Concertion from Matt. Yeah, okay, only a few more to go. Chain of cool is on where to match and Rodgers. Yeah, Murph

Grig Murphy don't skip skip skip skip that one skip that one. Yeah, next one. You're cool. Murph

Yeah, I'll be too scared to say anything. Yeah, take away TT. Oh

He's lame

Yeah, yeah, he does say some lame things so I'm gonna go that I'm cooler than you

Hold on the time

He's married to Red War and yeah, yeah, yeah, she's cool. She's

Steven Adams

He's totally

Like

Liam Lawson

And you're deliberating no, he's cooler me. No, actually no, he's one anything you

The chain of cool

Oh my god. Murph

That match is pretty cool. You're pretty cool. You're cooler me much. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, easily. Oh, yeah

Lastly, Mitch Roger family. I want to lose

Don't ring don't ring your mum mate

Oh

Producing Grinch

Mal the story does involve well it could involve our producer critch what he does and his producers booth

Actually, I think what he's done is he's dumped and run as an e-producer merch. She's he's not in the the booth at the moment

My match hey guys the producers more gas than

It's something guessy. I don't know

No, he guessed it. Yeah, exactly. He he

Farts almost non-stop. He'll announce his farts. Yeah before he farts them as well. Get you to guess them. Yeah

He's done it and run

Yeah, and well, it gets it's a crime. It could be class nails a crime. Well, it's a kind of a first of its kind in the UK

We're a woman who's pleaded guilty to the first ever cyber farting case

25-year-old woman named Rian and Evans has pleaded guilty after repeatedly sending videos of herself farting

Directly into her phone camera to her ex-boyfriend's ex partner

Mel, it's even made the news me 25-year-old Rian and Evans

She just made history as the first person in the UK to plead guilty to cyber farting

Evan sent videos of herself farting to her boyfriend's ex

Apparently these gassy messages cause distress or anxiety to the recipient could farting really be illegal

Well in this case it falls under the communications act of 2003

Think of it as the digital ages version of harassment

She's looking at penalties and let's just say it's not going to be a gas

Sorry, we had to now. That's so lame. It sounds like an open and butt case to me

Oh

Vickia, I mean don't touch the wrong way, but I want an absolute ball bag your son was 19. Am I right?

Is it an absolute shit here?

The Morning Rumble podcast

So not producer Rian anymore. I think Males called him Brad's bitch

The boss Brad's bitch the other day. I was I set up behind his back. Oh

Yeah, we're gonna go to his face. Oh, here he is. I like. Yeah. Yeah. I don't run. How are you Roger's bitch?

Hello, Ryan

Ryan be sitting on the story you told us a while ago. I made yours from blinum found out something the hard way because over

Christmas was with Alex's family and fielding and then also was spending time around the South Island where where my family's from and

South Island made like as I'm sure you guys know you work with merch. You used to work with me. Yeah, it must be a South Island trait. Yeah, we

We believe in something then we stick with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I reckon that's

Not even just South. Yeah, yeah, you get any even small town New Zealand. That's see to the detriment, isn't it sometimes?

Yeah, so a very a very male thing and

I made with saying that

He doesn't believe in wearing sunscreen because he thinks there are lots of these in New Zealand

Do they have this reason though? The reason why he doesn't believe in wearing sunscreen is because the chemicals in the sunscreen are worse

Than the sun itself. No, they don't have that reason

That's quite that's unique. I haven't heard that one before the people I was yeah, they they're like

They don't get burned or that's right

You know you need your first bird to get a little bit in you get tan

You need your base burn. What I what I found out is that when you get sunburn

It's not the area that gets you might get the the melanoma

It's actually like the sunburn causes a reaction in other parts of your body as well

So if you got a mole and it gets sunburned that may necessarily not mean that part's gonna get

Unfortunately melanoma. So anyway, this guy's got to about it's got to about early 40s and continuously

But like now never wear sunscreen the stuff when it's worse in the sun. What are you doing? You idiot?

Lathering yourself up. It's be a 50 oh idiot and when it gets burnt or yeah

Well, it's funny. So about getting burnt male because he obviously has done for 40 years of his life

So the guy that doesn't believe in sunscreen is now getting a melanoma cut out

So who took him from a mole map? There's Mrs. Makeum. Yeah, because I he had like a mole that which was growing

And changing in sore like you go get that checked out of course. There you go

So there's a case study good physical case study sunscreen. Do you think now he'll start wearing sunscreen?

I'll probably not

Finding out the hard way yeah, I really is it is melanoma too. It's such a silent one

Like a serious note like we we obviously all had a friend who worked here at this building. Yeah

Who um sadly passed away right who was top man? Yeah, so on a site serious note

But in all seriousness because he didn't he was unaware too, and it was the smallest thing

I think it started on his next sort of throat

Kooji good man rest in peace, and yeah, then that just got bigger

Took over another thing spread and yeah, it's a real silent killer in this country for sure

Yeah, you could look at your arm and see all these freckles

Nothing different and they'll go with all that one was bad. Yep, you're right

I have no idea

It might be hidden away that doesn't even see the sun you're right mouse, and it doesn't get sunburn. You're right

But you get your you do stand the sun a little bit longer. Let us react you be careful at that food and wine festival tomorrow mouth

You should put on sunscreen now. I'm gonna put on house paint

You should bugger all New Zealanders are reckon that listen to the show or in just a general would have had a mole map

I also believe that too. I mean, I'm sure I know plenty haven't plenty do yeah

Numbers wise. Yeah, no, you wouldn't you're right price. I do because you just think that aren't yeah, you either go

Yeah, the guy shall be right or I haven't noticed anything

No need to check and some of you'll be going. What are you talking about? Yeah, exactly

But yeah, super simple if you have never had one anyway, we're not getting paid to do this

But if you've ever had one the super simple you stand there you take your shirt off. Yeah, have your undies on and yeah

They just go over you with a little light

Make sure you've cleaned first and

And they'll most more often than not just give you the pass quarter of an hour 20 minutes later and out you go exactly some mind though

I mean, interestingly enough

Not playing no no shame at all. Creech. Have you had one for example? I have it

No, but to be fair. I don't think I had what would have had one when I was your age other at 2029

Oh, Jesus a millennial ago

But um, I've got a mole growing on my right eyelid. I'm actually saying that yeah, yeah, it's new, isn't it? Yeah, it just popped up

It's I've got bigger it has got bigger. Yeah, and have you done anything about it?

You're a star. No, I don't think it's a star. I think it's a mole

What it's pink yeah, well

I know I know what's going on here, and I'm gonna smoke screen and keep moving forward

Um now I think it looks cool

Okay, we'll get the text

Among many other things we need Dr John back on the studio for you Creech. We really do

Todd said when he was 11 he spent the whole day out on the lake with his mates no t-shirt no sunblock

Ended up with third degree sunburn blisters the size of dinner plates

Had to go to the doctors every second day to get my dressings changed

Found out the hard way this that second hand fence post a second hand for a reason

ramming one in with the post driver and blew to bits 56 stitches later

Oh big old gash

Daniel says my son Oli ran on the wet grass at school slipped right next to the stay off the grass sign

Caught his knee on a sharp rock and ended up with four stitches in his knee that'll learn him

And just another

A little bit of a list here from Manuel who said learnt stoves are hot by placing two fingers on an element as a kid

Learned knives a sharp by running my thumb down it

And learned you shouldn't stick a knife in the car lighter sockets

Old game that wasn't

Who's about it? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, smiley. Yeah

We'll throw back there where people would put car lighters and you push it until it was really no

No, no, I say it no no

I'm damn yeah play dumb games. Yeah, when dumb prizes also a lot of people saying yeah

Mole maps are expensive and they are then then your GP is arguably cheaper

Go get your GP to check every mall out. They've got a little little thing that they use

I believe mine does anyway. He checks it out

So if next time you go to the GP ask them to have a look at something that's troubling you

Mal some stats next stats incredible

Our first up though. It's just come to our tension today a year ago today believe it or not

Didn't realize it was that early in the year that miles you slept in was it yeah, well, I know so I

All two years ago two years ago two years ago for that Roger. Yeah, one year ago today though

We spoke to a guy whose granddad cut his own arm off with a pocket knife unbelief done

And then two years ago on this day. Yes was miles sleeping in and water moment

It was when he wasn't here to read used we were rubbing our hands together

Don't any better got to like 20 to seven and you Bryson producer Ron went out to his house

27. Yeah, like I think we went straight away. He wasn't here when he read

And off we were was bit of a stakeout. Have a listen. Oh, I've seen a light a light has just come on

I've got a door opening. We've got Andrew Mulligan coming our side

What's happening

I'm obviously just woke up

Maybe being man. What's happening? Why why have you slept in I have no idea

I'm freaking out. It's the worst feeling in the world doing this. Do you have any excuse? You've let down New Zealand

Probably just too hungry. I have to take my own vehicle. That's fine. Did you go to an eleven?

Actually, no actually today I have to be out of here. I got something in eleven

Without a word of a lie. There's a sale coming up at rebel sport and I have to voice it

Yeah

Yes, welcome along stats incredible and statistical anomalies and coincidences like this mark twain the great American poet and author

And Halle's comment

No, remember now. Yeah, Halle's the sausages

That's what I want to say when I look up

Do I just come do we come back

Well the famous American author's

Long time now

He was solicitally bound to Halle's comment. He was born November 30 1835 two weeks after

Halle's comment reached its closest point earth and then in 1909 he said I come I came in excuse me

Oh, it's on the brain. I came in with Halle's comment in 1835

It's coming again next year and I expect to go out with it. It'll be the greatest disappointment of my life

If I don't go out with Halle's comment comment. Yeah, he got his wish

He died of a heart attack April 21st 1910 one day after the comment returned to its perihelion

Which is when a comment comes that's closest point to the to the Sun

That would have been gutting off the weather was poor. Oh, you wouldn't say it no

I remember I was like the mid 80s or late 80s or something good. Yeah, I remember I was like 87 or something

86 87 I think I was 12 you could barely see it honestly it was such a disappointment

There was such a massive hype about it. It was we're like a Halle's Halle's comment party

When I was a kid all the cousins came around out in the country. Oh, it was like I think I just pretended to see it

Yeah, there it is

I didn't see it. It's such a such a good story

Glad you hired you at my segment for that what's next email the gem twins

To identical twins separated four week at four weeks old lived parallel lives without knowing each other until they were reunited at age 39

Both adoptive families independently of each other named their son Jim without knowing the other one was Jim

Both gyms grew up and work in law enforcement

Want a security guard want a deputy share of both had mechanical drawing and carpentry as hobbies

Both gyms married a woman named Linda both divorced and both re-married a woman named Betty

Both sons both had sons one named James Ellen the other James Ellen both had a dog named toy both chain smoke

Salem cigarettes and drove Chevrolet's and met at the age of 39

Didn't they name their kids the same name as well. Yep. Yep James Ellen and then James Allen with two L's the other one with one L

This is this is freaky though two brothers the Bermuda Taxi Coincidence in 1974 in 1975

Two brothers were killed in Hamilton Bermuda and accidents that defy statistical probability

First brother in July 1974 Neville he was 17 riding a moped he was struck and killed by a taxi

The second brother in July 1975 exactly one year later

Neville's younger brother Erskine

He was also 17 riding the exact same moped on the same street was hit and killed by the same taxi that killed his brother

Driven by the same driver

Carrying the same passenger and the cab the previous year that hit and killed his older brother

Oh, that's a one star rating

Amazing steps. I have that's mind-blowing steps in the middle

Yeah, that's positive happy stuff

Really uplifting for your Freya

You're in the rocket some morning rumble friday turn style blackout who did before met

Was last year late last year was the highlights. I'll produce a creed. She was actually well actually much you were both there

So you were the minister of chaos creed chat

Yeah, that was the highlight for you. You said 100% it was the muddiest and wester's day as well

My guys need deep in mud and still absolutely frothing life. Yeah, I was pretty much. Oh, yeah, yeah

Yeah, right up on the rail riding it. Good fun. At one stage. I was at the front. Yeah

I was fist bumping at one stage and then all of a sudden

I felt mitches bum he was on top of me

He was crowned

Did you see turn? We bumped into each other once

He was off to off to see this female D&B artist called Emily Maccus. Yeah, yeah, and uh and apparently they were trying to give her a pumpkin

Yeah

Sorry max turn style

Oh, sorry, no, unfortunately not no, not during turn style

Emily didn't take the pumpkin a

Um now that one guy who should have been at R&V produce the Ryan the ability

He's got a massive nose and believe it or not. He's taken it to a new art form

Playing the recorder with his nose. Yep to die straight

Sultan of swing amazing. Yeah, he sent it through. Yeah, yeah, you can see you can actually see this

Yeah recorder in his nostril. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you go you text and swing three five two zero

You can also see that and here it here we go

Here we go

It's it's true

Isaac

What control of Isaac

It's just dancing orally

Anyone who thinks we're coasting to the end of the show

Spot on

It's a great. I mean what he what what talent right? Yes. What can he do

Also with that big honk. Sorry, mate. Just so I know we're gonna go

You just made the start of it again, but I also have reason to leave this this vision here

We're about to play as Roger doing it with his old fellow. I like his skin flute

You

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