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Valentine's Day is right around the corner and thanks to Adult Toy Megastore. We're helping you get them a rose

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Well, I like that sound

It's important to brush your teeth

Hi Mal

Hi Mal

We've celebrating in the lead up to Valentine's Day, which is a Saturday if you guys had forgotten

Yep, and Adult Toy Megastore they've come to the party and they gave me a bunch of roses some special roses

Roses that last

They've been giving these away. Not like a box of chocolates. No, no, these are like a delicate rose-shaped adult toy. Yeah, they're very

They're very well designed

Dimension wise some of the U-mails

I've got his modes as well

Less than three inches wide is that three inches wide waterproof and they last as well

No, I'm neither of those

Okay, but yesterday we we kicked it off worth, you know how horror dates maybe for Valentine's Day or how you found out your partner was cheating on the

Classic, that was light and light and fun. So today I thought maybe Romantic injuries

We can start with that. So date injuries

Yeah, maybe you're experimenting with some hot sauce and burn yourself

I'm just gonna say at once and and it's early. No banjo string

Okay, no

No, yeah, don't want them. No, I said you're not going to want it

Can I ask that Mel or anyone actually not just Mel

But I mean you're the one who's bought this up, but hot sauce and food in the bedroom

Oh see I told this on a podcast once but try it once and

Um, yeah, no not the hot sauce. It was just a jar of you know sexual sauce and what the hell is sexual

Body sauce or whatever you want to put body no, it's chocolate body sauce. Yeah, you meant to lick it off

Put the D in the jar and then

And then

So no injuries

Like it

I even know how to tell these stories

Now you did it so well you whacked a day in chocolate sauce and the jar like that off

Do they sell or do they sell Patriot dishes for me?

I'm sure they do I'm sure they looked it off. That's what she said. She said looked it off. It's meant to be looked. Yeah

Hard stuff at danger injuries

We're going now. There's a hell of a new tip top and it was yummy

Three five two zero date injuries

Honestly

Some will yeah, I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure the listener wants to know Mal you're you're running the cutter on this one

Yeah, I don't think I should be though

Honestly what now from this what mouse there before I don't know. Yeah, don't go

We have to text podcasts and you can also the show later on three five two zero

But Mal Mal had it go wrong with with chocolate

Yes, chocolate dipping a sauce. Yes. I said used to we talk romantic injuries

And I said maybe it was with some hot chocolate sauce. You know that people like to experience now just on you again

Sorry, quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do this but I am intrigued because yeah because we were so flammox

Real fed are the mind stuff

Now was there an injury because this was hot no it wasn't it was I mean it wasn't even really an injury

It just got very sticky. I think it's called cocklet

That's on you brice

I

Ain't got no

Was it one Diff in your out?

You can't double double

You can't have another one coming there it depends what you're into if you want a double dip

No, but you could only have one person per jar. Yeah. Yeah

We're talking romantic injuries

I'd be if I put it to the list of now. Do you want me to keep asking?

I know the answer

Let's get Karen Karen Karen get a mate. How are you?

Good morning. How are you really good? So good. So we're talking

romantic injuries

Take it away

Oh, yeah, well, I mean, I've been married nearly three years and back in the day

You try all sorts of fun stuff and whatnot. Yeah, and I bought it some edible undies

And it was extremely hot night and

You know after a few giggles because he looked absolutely hideous because back in those days

They had little ties, you know, I like sort of I don't know something you were in hospital

So was he wearing them to see wearing them? Yeah, yeah

It's all about me not him

And he was he was wearing them and every few giggles, you know getting a little bit intimate and then

Yeah, tried to get them off and they were literally stuck to his gear

Like literally stuck

And we couldn't get them off and it was, you know, I'm laughing and he's just like horrified

And he's not having to go into the shan with him. They'll just scrub them off

That's

That's a real mood killer

Melvin into a skin

Yeah, all over all over with gear

I feel like they're those fruit roll-ups you get when you're a kid, you know, they're like

Exactly, did you like some off?

I tried but of course it's packed and it's like yeah, they are like roll-ups and exactly what they went like, but they just stuck to them

I remember I had to say we've never tried that again. That's such a good story Karen. Thank you

Thank you so much. Would you like to try a rose one of these rose adult mega-sorting? I would absolutely love to

You're gonna want to carry those happy Valentine's day

Thank you

Thanks for sharing Karen

Just made me think edible undies

Remember when I went away on holiday roach and I came back and I gave Leah Panapa who was on the show a pair of edible undies

And I just think today in 2026 wouldn't be appropriate if you give a female staff member edible undies, is it? No absolutely not okay with it

So you're an absolute outlier

Yeah, yeah, I don't know who's gonna eat them off me

You're so sweet

Let's do it. Oh, there's we better get there's so many text miles which we can get

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