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Here are the highlights of Mel having no filter whilst talking about sexy sauce and sultry shenanigans!
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Valentine's Day is right around the corner and thanks to Adult Toy Megastore. We're helping you get them a rose
They really
Well, I like that sound
It's important to brush your teeth
Hi Mal
Hi Mal
We've celebrating in the lead up to Valentine's Day, which is a Saturday if you guys had forgotten
Yep, and Adult Toy Megastore they've come to the party and they gave me a bunch of roses some special roses
Roses that last
They've been giving these away. Not like a box of chocolates. No, no, these are like a delicate rose-shaped adult toy. Yeah, they're very
They're very well designed
Dimension wise some of the U-mails
I've got his modes as well
Less than three inches wide is that three inches wide waterproof and they last as well
No, I'm neither of those
Okay, but yesterday we we kicked it off worth, you know how horror dates maybe for Valentine's Day or how you found out your partner was cheating on the
Classic, that was light and light and fun. So today I thought maybe Romantic injuries
We can start with that. So date injuries
Yeah, maybe you're experimenting with some hot sauce and burn yourself
I'm just gonna say at once and and it's early. No banjo string
Okay, no
No, yeah, don't want them. No, I said you're not going to want it
Can I ask that Mel or anyone actually not just Mel
But I mean you're the one who's bought this up, but hot sauce and food in the bedroom
Oh see I told this on a podcast once but try it once and
Um, yeah, no not the hot sauce. It was just a jar of you know sexual sauce and what the hell is sexual
Body sauce or whatever you want to put body no, it's chocolate body sauce. Yeah, you meant to lick it off
Put the D in the jar and then
And then
So no injuries
Like it
I even know how to tell these stories
Now you did it so well you whacked a day in chocolate sauce and the jar like that off
Do they sell or do they sell Patriot dishes for me?
I'm sure they do I'm sure they looked it off. That's what she said. She said looked it off. It's meant to be looked. Yeah
Hard stuff at danger injuries
We're going now. There's a hell of a new tip top and it was yummy
Three five two zero date injuries
Honestly
Some will yeah, I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure the listener wants to know Mal you're you're running the cutter on this one
Yeah, I don't think I should be though
Honestly what now from this what mouse there before I don't know. Yeah, don't go
We have to text podcasts and you can also the show later on three five two zero
But Mal Mal had it go wrong with with chocolate
Yes, chocolate dipping a sauce. Yes. I said used to we talk romantic injuries
And I said maybe it was with some hot chocolate sauce. You know that people like to experience now just on you again
Sorry, quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do this but I am intrigued because yeah because we were so flammox
Real fed are the mind stuff
Now was there an injury because this was hot no it wasn't it was I mean it wasn't even really an injury
It just got very sticky. I think it's called cocklet
That's on you brice
I
Ain't got no
Was it one Diff in your out?
You can't double double
You can't have another one coming there it depends what you're into if you want a double dip
No, but you could only have one person per jar. Yeah. Yeah
We're talking romantic injuries
I'd be if I put it to the list of now. Do you want me to keep asking?
I know the answer
Let's get Karen Karen Karen get a mate. How are you?
Good morning. How are you really good? So good. So we're talking
romantic injuries
Take it away
Oh, yeah, well, I mean, I've been married nearly three years and back in the day
You try all sorts of fun stuff and whatnot. Yeah, and I bought it some edible undies
And it was extremely hot night and
You know after a few giggles because he looked absolutely hideous because back in those days
They had little ties, you know, I like sort of I don't know something you were in hospital
So was he wearing them to see wearing them? Yeah, yeah
It's all about me not him
And he was he was wearing them and every few giggles, you know getting a little bit intimate and then
Yeah, tried to get them off and they were literally stuck to his gear
Like literally stuck
And we couldn't get them off and it was, you know, I'm laughing and he's just like horrified
And he's not having to go into the shan with him. They'll just scrub them off
That's
That's a real mood killer
Melvin into a skin
Yeah, all over all over with gear
I feel like they're those fruit roll-ups you get when you're a kid, you know, they're like
Exactly, did you like some off?
I tried but of course it's packed and it's like yeah, they are like roll-ups and exactly what they went like, but they just stuck to them
I remember I had to say we've never tried that again. That's such a good story Karen. Thank you
Thank you so much. Would you like to try a rose one of these rose adult mega-sorting? I would absolutely love to
You're gonna want to carry those happy Valentine's day
Thank you
Thanks for sharing Karen
Just made me think edible undies
Remember when I went away on holiday roach and I came back and I gave Leah Panapa who was on the show a pair of edible undies
And I just think today in 2026 wouldn't be appropriate if you give a female staff member edible undies, is it? No absolutely not okay with it
So you're an absolute outlier
Yeah, yeah, I don't know who's gonna eat them off me
You're so sweet
Let's do it. Oh, there's we better get there's so many text miles which we can get
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