ON-AIR 🟢- Wasps, Dogs & Peeing On Your Hand

This is a podcast from Rover

The morning rumble podcast like IBS for your e-holes

First show yesterday else and be here to add five to eight last night. That's the that's the extent of my life

But I tell you what someone on the opposite end of that is Creech

Who's fully in for Bryce this morning Bryce is awful tell you why soon and we're back into

Creatures corner now Roger

Welcome to Creatures corner. I can't remember if you've been here before but he voices his own intro life

It's what they used to do back in the day

There's back in the day Creech. He's bringing it back when you started in radio way back

So Creech welcome to your own corner here

Yeah, this is something that happened to you if I can just bring you in here and set the scene a bit

Yes, I'm

Roman vise

It's the 30th of December 2025

Everyone goes large on the 30th. Oh, do they wash it was absolutely bucketing down one the 29

I have never been that wet in my life

Now I'm down now. I have never been that muddy in my life. We were ankle deep in the mud

Yeah, I see my shoes from from the 29th gone

Yeah, I bet and I couldn't leave the site because I was working as the director of chaos

Yeah, I couldn't buy come boots on your shoes. So I went bare feet. Oh, so I was rescue

I was rocking bare feet for two days down at R&B two whole days right in the thick of the mud

I might have got trench foot. Oh, it doesn't matter. Well, it's okay

There's all part all part of the journey. Yeah, I still love R&B. I'll still be there next year

Can I just say just quickly what number R&B was this for you? This was my night night. Yeah

Yeah, just running around trying to lift morale

Thank you guys. So anyway, I'm dancing to an act called SOTA my second no

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like there's b-side it's sort of good

Yeah, and it's pretty tight stuff like so good unbelievable

You know, you never know what the melts

My second favorite act just behind turn style

And I'm dancing hard and me bare feet going for it going for it. It's very muddy

It's very slippery. I accidentally slept. Yeah, I fall

My whole half of my body is covered in mud. Yeah, I look like Harvey Dent

From from Batman to face

Me as mud

From my from my fingertips to my toe tips and I'm oh my gosh. Okay. What am I gonna do here? Yeah, there's no

We'd have a shower. There's nowhere for running water. No, I need I need two hands free at all times because I'm cutting shapes

I get my phone out to see where are you guys I'm front left and and I've got to hold me me drinks me cans

So I've only got you know, I love having cans in my hands

Left hand holding them right hand completely saturated in mud. I think what what am I gonna do here? What am I gonna do?

And I did something that

Some people would say you shouldn't be proud of that

But I I went to the urinal which was just to the left of the stage. Yeah, and uh, no, no, no, no, and I washed my hands with my we

Yeah

You

Yeah, I peed on I peed all the mud off my right hand

Which I

I thought I thought

We end another round another episode of

Creatures corner

I then exfoliate

My hands feel good smooth

That's what happened to creature over summer

Oh my god, what happened to you? Well, do you want to know what body part of mine tripled in size?

Your hands would have crazed

Trinch hands

The morning rumble podcast

Because you can't afford a band expander in your car

Bryce off today is actually there. I mean, yeah second day back, but he is off

Unbelievable, but he is getting a colonoscopy today, so he has a health issue

Of course, and you need to look after your health and especially you know the age that Bryce is at

And the history as well

So that's what he's up to today and creature has mulls absolutely stunned

He's stunned you he's stunned at the tech site usually we get a lot of text and reach after your admission that you

You're related on your own hands to clean all the mud off at R&V. Yeah, no one's got anything to say on this

Yeah, there's someone's just

I'm really really hoping that I bummed into creatures before that happened

Or I can think of now as that long warm handshake

Also will code text and I said there were heaps of like

Stations with running taps and site we wash your hands. Yeah, and water drums

Didn't see them or just couldn't see them

Made a b-line for the urinal and made a wee line for my hand

Quite pixelated

Stunning admission that really was yeah, that was your summer

We've been away obviously lots gone on we're gonna get to what's what we know we've all been out to but mal over summer

I mean you had a hot girl summer

So I saw her. Yeah, we're with a good mate Katie, right?

Yeah, yeah, and the girls were out. Yeah, yeah, um, and I know what to do. I left

We left early. I saw him briefly

Christmas you've got to tape them up, but uh, but I knew years at festivals

Out there free and yeah as you said like on Christmas day I made my parents proud because I wore a bra

And that's why my mom's request is

So proud of me. Yeah, and I did

They'll always do that, but you you had an allergic reaction to something

I went away and I went to this restaurant went out for dinner and then the next morning I woke up and my

Lips had ballooned like tripled in size and they were tingly and

Saw and massive and I thought I've never had any sort of allergies or

Any allergic reaction and I put it down to I had had some raw fish right the night before. What do you call that?

Yeah, I'm not very foodie, so I don't know what I'm like. Oh

Yeah, so you have that and you never and then the next morning they were triple the stories

They were just huge you ever watched love Island and you see the girls that had bad filler jobs. Yeah, my lips looked like that

A couple of beef sausages

And so what do you what do you do? Well, I just had to go to the doctor and she just gave me

This tablet and a couple of those antihistamines and they went right down. Oh, wow

No one was pass you me for a while. Yeah

What about

Oh

No, because it was a few days after

I thought that's so strange. I've done I've always even seafood

But never have had a reaction like that. So do you think it was because you raw dog?

I don't know, yeah

Will you have it again? Yes, I will. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so J-lips

Remorning so I'm an allergic reaction. I ain't under rock phone

What are you allergic to? What happens to you when you you know, you have something like this

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your reactions to this you can also text in studio three five two zero

Do you have fishy lips like Mal like Ryan our old producer? Yeah, he's now second in charge at the right

He's got a nut allergy pain. Yeah, he does

Yeah, he's got he's got all sorts of things

Your own mouth actually if he is around because he could be on his way in we might get him in next as well

Because he does have the nut allergy and other re he just reacts to a to a fruit

Which is what you're so lame

But

What are you allergic to what happens? I know to rock phone text on three five two zero

Without even knowing Mal you're allergic something you had raw fish

Yeah, and look I've never had an allergic reaction like that ever and I've eaten seafood all my life and then one night over the break

I ate some raw fish ceviche is that how you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like we're talking up. Yeah, that's not sashimi. No, not that one

And then the next morning my lips had tripled in size. They were tingly. They were sore

And then I had I had a few tablets. I went to the doctor and she gave me some antihistamines and then was all fixed

They did by your lips are looking nice and full though

Yeah, that's my lip balm. I put a honey lip balm on

They make them nice and plump all right

I

We wanted to know your allergies you weird allergic reactions or whatever

What happens to you when you and maybe you didn't know and something happened to you as well

I went to rock phone a producer Ryan joins us next. I say producer. He's not our producer anymore

But what fruit is allergic to it's pretty lame

Ryan joins us now

But he's not a producer anymore because it's 2026 and for those who don't know

You are a producer one of the best for so many years

But now you're running the show you pretty much running the station. Yeah, so Brad's too

I see his last minion that does the job but he doesn't want to do Brad's our boss as we know

That's the real engine of the whole rock. Yeah, you're across everything

It's kind of you and it has been weird

Listening because the whole time I was producing on the rock rog was the guy I was sort of

Yeah, dealing with exactly right listening the last two days and hearing it at some

That's great. It's great to have you back great to have crutch now in the hot seat

It's good to be here team. I was I said it was going to be big shoes to fill when I was filling in for roge

I tell you what your shoes are much bigger to fill

You do a lot more than the big dog down

That's so good

Now Mal we just talked before if you have just joined us your lips blow up

After eating fish an allergic reaction

I've never had an allergic reaction to anything. I ate some raw fish on the break

And I woke up with these gigantic swollen lips. Yeah, not the ones between the hips

The ones on my face here and they were just tingly

Swollen and then I had some tablets to yeah whatever I didn't fix them

But yeah, never had an allergic reaction to anything so Ryan you've heard this on your drive in yeah

Well known for those maybe who know and don't know

You've got a kiwi fruit allergy. Don't you a bad one? Yeah, and I'm not allergies. Oh, I'm sorry

Melising does too. Sorry. Yes. Sorry about that. I'm also allergic to dogs

The bubble yeah

So we have a kiwi fruit tree in our house. I never actually really realized it's kiwi fruit tree

And so I was cutting it over the break. I was doing some gardening

Like like you sounds like you've been doing a lot of roach a lot of absolutely a lot of housework

It's right. So I was cutting this kiwi fruit tree thinking nothing of it pruning it pruning it back

And so maybe I've rubbed up against a couple of leaves and things like that

Why are you arresting the tree

Are you frushing?

And so gyraper when you use the shears

It's on cutting I'm cutting this tree back

I think nothing of it and then a week later I

Burst out in like four parts across my body of these horrific like hives

Start up with hives and then they turn into like big blisters like these and where where's that you leave?

That's on my leg

And so I like you melt I have to get on antibiotics antihistamines

steroid cream

That's that's not from that's not from an allergy that's from friction

I know friction when I see it

And I've only just sort of gone away there's still a bit of a battle scar there

No now we can see these photos

Morning Rumble Instagram story to see the photo of your horrific leg

But these you can't even peel a kiwi fruit you have to wear gloves, don't you?

Just create snow this

So our four-year-old loves kiwi fruit and when I have to make him kiwi fruit

I've got the special set of yellow gloves

Which I put on and then I chop up the kiwi fruit because otherwise I'll get these horrendous welts again

Are those kids adopted yet?

Amazing

I mean lame but I don't know that

I mean just what we wanted it's just what we wanted

So we've got males swollen lips

Ryan's crock leg

your allergic reactions

What happens to you?

Elegy wise

I don't know to rock phone textin 3520

Just quickly my 12-year-old's allergic to martyles

And my wife is allergic to me nude

Producer Ryan was in before and he's

We've had talked about this before but his kiwi fruit allergy

You didn't know this creature

Welcome to the creature by the way

For us the way today but

He can't peel them and he needed to

Always wear gloves when he's handling and cutting kiwi fruit

But he just brushed up against one and if you see Morning Run Blitz the Graham story

Massive sort of blood blister type on his lips

Well smells on his legs so it's getting worse

You can't peel a cream and you got it

Yep and that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's it

He might be bandy boy for something else

What a bird

What a brain soldier though

What a what he's doing for his

For his son

What a lame

What a lame

Imagine because his nose is largest huge nose

What would a kiwi fruit like if his nose got infected

That'd be like it'd be like a damn

Damned best

It's running

Although to be fair Jacob the Texan and say Ryan's got to watch out for your head roger

That's just mean

Mean but accurate

Second show back

That's so nice

It's very good actually

Plenty of text

When you've random things people are allergic to bread

He's allergic to honey and his eggs had lip filler

It had honey mixed into it

My neck

Face and his digs

Well done

Yeah

She was getting on down there

Yeah

Thanks

I got the number one

We probably got that

Maybe for those eggs

Oh Captain Obvious over there

We got that

We knew like

We don't

We knew that was all

You don't need to ride it out

We don't need to go

We're not just stopping them

The show's not scripted

It's basically

We're on the oscillation

I'm allergic

James said I'm allergic to peas

Oh no

I've been since a kid

Apparently it's the thing I just didn't like my veggies

But now it's an adult

My throat gets it

She my tongue swells

I get huge swaddle lips

Cheers to the free lip filler

I guess

So peas

Nases after our first boy

My wife became allergic to bruise yeast

No beer

Sider

Even Marmite sets her off

Yeah of course

Another one Kyle says he's allergic

I allergic to uncooked potatoes

So I think I would be allergic to me

I get to really irritate and rational over my hands

Super itchy

I got a pair of special dish gloves

I put on to have to cut them up

I'm Brian

What was I saying

What would be in the spot

There would be causing this

That's a great question

Dodge starchy

I don't know

What else is starchy even in

What even is starchy

Don't think about it too deeply

Crinch

Now

Last one

He's allergic to his job

This is a blare

I got

Blare

Is a dairy farmer

And he's allergic to cows

No way

He's fine when they

When I'm used to a herd

But when I'm around another herd

I get really bad hay fever

So he's okay with one herd

But any other ones

He gets hay fever, puffy eyes, really knows

And sneezes for hours afterwards

That's like Dodge being allergic to a microphone

Yeah and every day 30 years

Yeah

Or maybe I am

Maybe it's like

That's why you need it three months

Huge allergic reaction

Or Thoricus could be mell

Well there's like

There's extraordinary

In an irritating farmer

And you are allergic to cows

What I mean are you allergic to your job

Surely I would roll for it

Very pointed comment

Three, five, two, three

I mean you're a dairy farmer

And you're allergic to cows

Yeah

Because I mean imagine being

I mean you're being a dairy farmer

And being like allergic to grass

Yeah, true

You know so that could happen

I teach you

And you're allergic to kids

Oh well most are

That's really like them

After one term

Yeah

Pretty apparent

Yeah

Are you actually allergic to your job

Like that takes there

Holy hair kids

The morning rumble 15 to 7

Allergies this morning

So Blair takes through

He's a dairy farmer

And this is no good for him

He's allergic to cows

I don't know how you can

How you can tell you that

But yeah he does

His eyes get all puffy

And his eyes run

And it's no good

But are you actually

A allergic to your job

Yeah

So many armels

Craig's allergic to nuts

And he's a chef

Hope he's not like doing satays and stuff

Josh worked with a fellow a few years ago

He was a lactose intolerant right

He was driving a milk tanker

How

Dan says he has a friend

That works with him

And the vineyards

And she's allergic to grapes

Oh no

What

Surely you go to a different fruit

Surely

Mel, you're not allergic to grapes

You're not saying the amount of

Rosé

No way

Come at me

Josh, he's allergic

To he's a window cleaner

And he works from an aluminium window out

But my fingers swell and get itchy

Then it's super dry

With deep painful cracks

And my fingertips

Surely you just go straight to seek.co.nz

Unbelievable

You don't have to do it

I mean there's other options

Yeah, please

And how's this one

Dan

Working as a beekeeper

Guess what

He's allergic to bee stings

No

No

He's not fatal

Obviously because he's texting him

I would swell far worse than the average person

I would be a stung

My dad actually let

His mate who makes his own honey

Put a few bee hives on his property

Oh yeah

But my dad is allergic to bees

In the sense that

Could die

Or like the soul

Yeah, yeah, yeah

And then one time he was mowing the lawn

And he got stung and had to go to a hospital

So no more bee hives on the old man's property

Cool story man

Well, this is no good

That's silly

No, no, no, no, no, no

He just wanted free honey

Oh my God

What a price to pay

The Morning Rumble podcast

The kind of podcast you know you lawns too

Miles, we're just talking allergies

This guy has text through saying

And you'd hate this

See he's allergic to chicken

Yeah, so he's never had KFC

He's passing out

That poor guy

Yeah

Man

That would you go

How would you go

If you're allergic to chicken

I'd say I'd still eat it

I'd ride

I'd ride the lightning

You knew someone creates yours

Also allergic to

Well, there's a tune out

Well, he was gluten

Yeah, yeah, he was silly

Acceli

And we were watching Rugby League

There were a lot of ads for KFC

He had stuff at Creates

Let's get a bucket

That's it, absolutely

We have a charging work

He goes and buys a bucket

Comes back

He peels all the skin up

And just he's just the chicken

So I'm a winner here

Because I get all of his skin

Which for me is the best bet

And poor bloke still ends up

On the toilet all night

Yeah, no

He went through all that

Just so he could still

Rain down on that bowl

That's how good KFC

Well, that's right, Miles

That's the pull of the kernel, isn't it

And it's the great man

A small price to pay

It really is

Now, Miles, before we had to use him

Sport it, we were celebrating

Small victories are sporting

But what's happening

Because you did your knee-in for those

Who don't know about a hundred and nod days ago

And what's the latest on this

What am I doing now, guys?

I'm standing

I'm standing, I'm not like

I'm not crook

No

Crocked

I'm not, basically

I'm mobile

I know

I no longer have to wear

This cumbersome brace

That has been part of me

It's off

For the last 107 days

So for those who don't know

What did you do to your knee?

So I

After my 50th on the way home

Stepping up the steps at home

Stepped back down one to hold the gate open

And my quadriceps tend into my left leg

Seems remarkable then

That's all you did

I mean, just go easy, mate

Yeah

Yeah, you can see him left

Yeah, that actually

Something similar, but appears Morgan

Oh, dude

60-year-old journalist famous Englishman

Now, he just fell on a small step at a restaurant

Broke his hip

He needs a new one

He needs a hip replacement

Oh, mate, I don't need a new knee

So, that's what him do, Miles, when he was 50

When Miles was 60

He's gonna break a hip

You and Piers Morgan, he's having a lot in comments

Oh, you took that back

You take that back, Creech

So, I'm Mosey

So, after a hundred and seven days

Yes

The brace is off

The brace is off

You're a free man

I'm a free man

I just can't walk up and down stairs properly

Oh, man

Here we go

I just don't have this fruit

Quite yet

And the plums

Do you need one of those

Shears that you sit on and you slide down the stairs

Oh, wow

Like Brad, scheduling, I staffed me on the first day

We're back for most of us at the rock

And then to the upstairs in the Big Borgroom

Wanker

So, I just take the long way around

The user, look, you could've used the list

I could've used the letters a little

No, the list's broken

Hey, the good news

No great news, mate

The Morning Rumble podcast

The blistered heel of Radio Podcast

Mal, he had a story before on an infestation of rats

Rats overrunning this guy's house

Well, he started off buying them his pets

And then all of a sudden he had close to 300 rats

Just scurrying around his house

So, yeah, that is definitely not the one

It is not the one

And wouldn't put it be the one for me

But for you, much

And not rats in your flat, what have you got?

Well, we've got a bit of history of infestations at our flat

We've had ants, pookie cows

You've done, yeah, yeah

Well, I was having a

Long story

Inside your flat

And around

You've done

But, uh, yesterday morning I was in the shower pre-show

So early in the morning, sort of 4-30 a.m.

Uh, washing my butts

And then all of a sudden, flying in the window

Yeah

There wasn't just one stinger in the shower

There was another one

A wasp

His flown in my window

And it's flying around the shower while I'm in there

Not ideal

No, but still

Yeah, one's not quite an infestation

No

But then

Finish up my share, I come outside

There was about

5 or 6 wasps flying around the bathroom

So you got all of the...

In the nasty ones

Nasty, the German wasps, I think they are

Oh, must have been, must have been nasty somewhere

Well, that's the, that's what we think here

I couldn't find one in here yesterday

But then this morning, same thing again

There's like another 5 wasps in our bathroom

Oh, no, like a gang

A gang of wasps

A gang of German wasps

That's not right

It's what I'm saying

No

And can I just say, what have you done about it?

Well, that's not enough, I'm sorry

What would you do about it, right?

What would you do?

Yeah, what's the first thing he needs to do?

Well, you've got to find a nest

For a start

And then I just put a, get some fly spray and just spray the nest

And yeah

You're taking it on yourself

Yeah, well, I mean, of course I would

I don't know what you're up to

Well, I'm not dealing with anything with wasps

If we've got a wasps nest on our property

I'm growing someone up

Right

But I don't know if I have to pay for it or not

Is that a cost to the flat light?

Is that our cost to it?

Is that going to the landlord?

Yeah, I see

Well, that's where and there

If you're listening, let us know

It's $45,000,000

Now, Roger, you're a landlord

You've got multiple properties

Mitch is your tenant

He rings up

He says, I've got a wasp infestation

I'm just hanging up on him

There's your, it's a Mitch

Slowly, moody

Get yourself, mate

You know, I was actually trying to move into Mitch's flat

When I was, when I was flat and tall

You remember we talked you out of it?

Yeah

Thank you guys so much

I heated your words

I'm so glad I don't live there

You're all of any weird creatures

Literally

You're all under a bridge

Give me a little bit of a Mitch's flat

Get me back to my windowless cupboard

Then that wasp infused

Well, let us out

Could you

Yeah, but you're, if you don't want to sort it out yourself

Someone's going to have to come around and sort it out

Yeah, well, exactly

So let us know who would pay for that

Would it be you, Mitch, or the landlord

Also, infestations

What has your flat been overrun with?

Oh, let us know this morning as well

I wait until rog phone 3520

So it's you and the flat and Rainer as well

Who makes all our videos

She would too

Just you too

No, there's a third one in there as well

She's actually allergic to wasps

There are other flatmates

So, you need to get on to this match

Better than today

And he got deals on some pest control

People don't, they'd like to text through as well

Someone's 3520

Someone thinks that there are links can and a lighter

Oh, yeah

That's the guy you don't know, Mitch

No, no, no, no

Then that becomes an insurance job

And Mitch is threaded on his pubes

Sometimes you don't ever raise it

Mitch, what's in your shower at the moment?

Wasps

Yeah, yeah, yeah

We've got a shower for the wasps

Bathrooms

We're assuming there must be a nest somewhere nearby

Yeah, you haven't bothered to go looking for it though

Well, I had a quick guess

But I couldn't see any yesterday

No, well, you wouldn't have

No, I did, I did

I bet you didn't even go outside

No, I don't go outside

But it was almost raining

So I think they must have been

Almost raining

James, be careful man

Almost raining

Almost raining

So close

It's like rain

I'll not go on outside

But anyway, we've got a wash problem at our flat

I'm not sure if I have to pay for it

To fix a lot of people suggesting

That maybe I'll deal with it myself

Well, first of all, apparently the landlord will pay for it

They will pay for it

A lot is what people are saying on the tick side

Absolutely, which is great

I must agree with that

Because you didn't, you know, you didn't set up the wasps nest

Yeah

It's their house

They should have to deal with it

Exactly, nothing

Garrett's got a similar issue

Yeah

This morning, Garrett, what's going on with you?

Oh, I might, nothing is a moment

But, um

She's scared of that

We'll come back

Putting merch, hers, flat

And festered with wasps

You don't want them

Wasps in a shower as well as it turned out

Garrett, he's back with us

Welcome back mate

Ah, yeah, thanks mate

Hey, we'll catch you up the green day

He's got him twice

Garrett is with us

We'll be moving on, Garrett

Now, Garrett, you had a wasp in feast version like merch, didn't you?

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, very similar

Yeah, and what did you do?

What happened?

Um, well, I had wasp invading the shower multiple times

Yeah

And so it never happened to my misses

So it must be like

They must like guys or something

I'm not before

And

Basically what happened was my boss

He's an old farm boy from

Well, my boss at the time, he's an old farm boy from

Oh, and currently he just went in and dealt with it with a couple of cans of

Flowsbrook

Yeah, that's what I would suggest

It's all suggesting to merch

That he does

You'd have to find the nest like your boss did it

From one old farm boy to another

Yeah

You're basically my boss Roger

And old farm

Where can you come in and sort out my wasp problem for me?

Well, I at least I'd do something

You've got nothing much

And Gareth and as these took back

I don't know

It's farther and some back out

Did it work?

Yeah

Um, yeah, it seemed to work

I didn't come back

So it did work

Yeah

Great to take back

Well, the problem is

Yeah

Well, what's the problem?

What's the problem?

Yeah, you see

Well, the issue is

Is there ever since then

Um, I've just

Defailed myself constantly

Attacked by wasps

So

So they've got it vendetta

Are you saying they're out for a v-yard?

Yeah, pretty much

Yeah, they're like

They're like my

My arch enemy

Oh my god

They've got, they've got a

Network

That they saw

Yeah, yeah, yeah

They've got a big group chat

Yeah, they saw it a go

Yeah, they've got a big group chat

Gareth, they

Yeah

Yeah, they know how to target people

Yeah, they're coming, they're coming for you, mate

It sounds like they come for you, mate

That's what I just said

Is that what he's going for you, mate

The spin special

It's been the best turn in a half minutes

You've been on roll

Thank you so much, mate

I've had a lot of followers, Gareth, and you're certainly one of those

Thanks, Gareth

Cheers, buddy

That is amazing

I went under a rock phone

Textin3520, infestations

Could be wasps, what house

In your flat

Create something that used to be

Well, you woke up

Actually, when in your old flat

You can tell us next

Something

Nibbling away

You heard something nibbling away

On my PlayStation controller

Yeah, we'll find out what that was

Is that what you call it

On my analog stick

So merch producers had some issues with wasps

merch ongoing

So wanting to know how to get rid of them

And also, you know, your flat

What has that been infested with?

Muls, there's no shortage

No

Don't be a pussy, Mitch

Yeah

The text also continues

It says, find the next plan in the skateboard

And spray with fly spray and run

Like you're saying bolts

Yeah

So Jamie

We were doing a bit of googling

Apparently, they like to nest in the walls

Yeah, right

Even the walls

Ah, the walls

Yeah

You've got sheep in your flat

In the walls

Well, you don't want them

You don't want them in your walls

No

You certainly don't

Andy says, they'll be located

If it's in your bathroom

In the flexible tube

From your bathroom vent to the ventilation outflow

On the outside of your house

How do you get in there?

How would you get in there?

Well, through the walls

Sean

Sean takes the city's swears by bright cleaner

And a spray can

They fall to the ground and start sticking themselves

Oh, jeez

That's sadistic

We don't recommend any of these

I try them

Especially this one

Get a bowl

Quarter filled with petrol

Cover the nest

And the fumes will kill the wasps

And then drop into the fuel

And you can remove the nest

Yeah, they're like that

Have you tried that, Roger?

Well, when I was a kid

We had a massive one

They were actually underground

When I was growing up on the farm

So at night

My dad and I went out and poured petrol

Down into the nest underground

It was like you could

There was a must have been a massive nest

So the sound of the buzzing was extraordinary

And were it so it got rid of them?

Yeah, yeah

Absolutely

The fumes would just kill them, knock them out

Yeah

Because the morning and night

Another text said

That's when they're back in the nest

That's right, yep

I know what I'm talking about

He's got a must've

Yeah

But you get rid of

To be honest, he's on

As I'm in a room full of dummies

He's back

He's back

Big dog is back

It's like he need a lift

Wow, wait

Sorry, carry on, Mitch

Sorry, what was that?

Well, I was asking

Could you get in there and fix

Mitch's problem then

Pretty easy

To why we've been a tool

So much as for half an hour

When you have all the answers

Chris, you woke up

There's something nippling on something on your flat

Yeah, I woke up to that

My analog stick

On my PlayStation control

Yeah, it's going back and forth

That's it, where the hell is that?

Someone trying to play

Fortnite or Mortal Kombat right now

And I look down and

There were a couple of mice

On the panel

Like doing like a tug of war

Like with my

PlayStation control

It was like watching my niece

And if you argue over who gets to play

So you had a real

You had a real

Grotty old flat back in the day

Like years ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah

When I was flading in Wellington

And I used to vacuum my sheets

Instead of cleaning them

Yeah, yeah

Well, there were eight of us

And we only had one washing machine

And generally that's how house is

Yeah, and the wind

Unless you live in a laundromat

Yeah, yeah

And when you know the weather in Wellington

It's not a waste

It's good, but on a good day

Yeah, it's beautiful

How long did that go for?

About a year

Ah, great

And what did you do about the mice situation

The mice situation

Nothing, nothing

There's just

Got a chicken controller

Yeah

They were my airplanes

They were the ones that actually paid the rent

Yeah, yeah

Straight

Well, well, well

Well, let us know what the

How you going with that tomorrow

Much with your world

Yeah, yeah

Absolutely, my good stuff

Well, last minute teaks has just come

Through about

Much and your wasps

And

Mydateen Trade Sponsor

Show and you can get

From Mydateen

Merch who do sponsor us

You can get wasp spray

From there

Wasp kill

There you go

Wasp kill

So I don't have to use the brake cleaner

No, you can get the

Specialise

Oh, petrol

Yeah, that needs wasp kill

And mounts the nest

And kills the wasps

Get that guy

I'll swing by after work

Do it at

Do it at morning or night

Yeah

Roger said

That's when the end

Good point

Well, I mean, mulls

Just to be just on this ad brake

Yes

Speaking of

You know, creatures

Woke up to a couple of mice

Yeah

Well, they were actually

Your flatmates

Nothing

Um, what did you

You felt something

Crawling over you that

The day

Woke up

Middle of the night last

Last week

And I felt something on my hand

And the

Bachelors away

Definitely wasn't my wife's hand

And then

And then

And then I was like

What was that?

I thought

I must have been a flora spider

Whatever

And then

I think probably like

I was half asleep

Yeah

20 minutes later

Ruffly

Fought something

Crawling up my neck

Skull

Is it not your wife again?

No, definitely not my wife

Brushed that off

Yeah

And heard something

And going

Against the wall

So something got

Weighty

Yeah, I got my torch

Of my camera

Of my phone

And I looked down

And it was a

Huge cockroach

I got it

An inch long on the

Carpet

And I was like

Oh no

Because they go for moisture

They go for your mouth

When you sleep when it's open

And you're

You're a mouth breeder

I'm messing

Mouth breeder

And fear

I've always

Always lubricated

A lot of saliva

So that's what they

So the cockroaches

I mean, this is alarming

Isn't it?

That they're alarming

You're asleep

They'll drink the saliva

As you sleep

Yeah

That's just horrific

That's just what an image

With a straw

There's

Slurping on the side there

Disgusting out

Smell your

Hoon-Baid cockroaches

Yeah

Never thought

Yeah

Who would have thought

Yeah, they're the Loveton

We're going to get to boat bunnies

Next, the couple of boat bunnies

In Australia

The Morning Rumble podcast

With the all-new skip button

Perfect for Bryce's interview questions

It's hardly summery weather at the moment

I don't know what the latest is with the weather mail

But North

Northland's getting absolutely hit

In the last sort of two, three days

They reckon heavy rain for the next few days

North Island predominantly

She's a Kiwi summer

God, I know

Our school holidays two miles

Yeah, weather's really turning it on

For the school holidays and for your kids

Oh

Honestly, you need an advent calendar

For Christmas and an advent calendar

To win school starts

Actually, you're right

You're shut out to your younger son Miller

He's just, what's he just lost?

Oh, he's shut out Miller

Lost his first tooth for the first tooth

There you go

First tooth

What done?

What done son?

You're close to becoming a man

Take my man

So, does the tooth fairy still come?

Yeah, it's tooth fairy still comes

Yep

And what does he get it?

Probably at a hundred dollar pricey card

Do you like any?

Yeah

But also inflation

Fair enough

Fair enough

But I tell you what

Better weather in some parts of Australia

But a couple of boat bunnies

Rick, my f**king m**k, you go

boat bunnies

Now, Creature's actually a movie

It's actually a troll

This is not this particular story

But this is very similar

Yeah

Well, this one's not as tragic as the movie

Based on real life, which is called what

Open water

Yeah

Where that couple went diving

Yeah

And they came up that all the boats were gone

Oh

They had a take in the mouth

And that doesn't even well for them

No

No, no, no, no, I mean, yeah

Without giving too much away

Yeah, yeah

No, it's more like this from old Kreechi here

No, fair enough to

But these Aussie divers

It could have happened to them

But they got very, very lucky

Have a listen

A beautiful day on the water

Diving and fishing

Takes a just stressing turn

The f**k is the boat

Oi

The boat

It's come off anchor

Which now I thought that the boat had sank

So I was looking around for it

And then that was when Riali said

Like, oh

Like what do we do here?

It's probably the

Diver's worst nightmare losing their vessel

Ryan Chapman and a friend

Stranded yesterday

Three and a half kilometers of Mandari

Oh no way

They see another boat

But it's a kilometer away

Oh

With no other option

All right, can we just try some closer to him, right?

Yeah

And then we'll go

An hour and a half after first entering the water

They're spotted

Yes, please

But they're still there

Today, Ryan Chapman is pinching himself

Like all jokes aside

It could have gone terrible

It could have been a lot worse than it actually was

That sentiment echoed by rescuer Tani Forstar

Yeah, a lot of swear words

If I can't really

For men have since realised they made two major mistakes yesterday

Not securing the anchor with the correct knot

And diving without a skipper on board

If you are going to go out without a decky

Make sure you know how to tie knots, I guess

So

Oh yeah, he has only a point

I reckon

I don't know if they've learned from that

It's like going on there, right?

Yeah

Um, so

Absolutely a couple of boat idiots there

And this one here

So a fishing competition

Now Mal's last year you called him Alan

I did

I mean extraordinary

Yeah

First go

First go

First go

Within an hour

Within an hour

Yeah

You'd hooked him Alan

Yeah

But imagine you'd hooked him Alan

Or just before you got it to the boat

You lost it

By that would be worse nightmare

And there are many moments when I was like

You know, we'd struck that mal

We brought it up

We brought it close

That it could have easily come off

I know, like the story here

The man is going viral online

For catching a massive fish

Not once

But twice after it slipped back

Into the water on the Gold Coast

Video shows the moment he drops

The 16 kilogram Wahoo

Before he too takes a tumble

Into the ocean

Yes

Oh, he's dropped it

He's now being praised on social media

With one user suggesting the impressive catch

Can be counted twice

He lost it

That he actually dived in and got it

Extraordinary

Yeah

You can see it by yourself

By texting boat to 3520

Right bounce back

That's right

That's right

Can you see my Marlon

Yeah

Can you see his Marlon the key word

We'll come back

And we'll get that one too

Yeah

For your Marlon the right

Yeah

Okay

Let's do it

We'll have another bounce back for you

Yes

Let me set that up for you

And people wonder what a producer does

That's all I do

That's all I do

Boat bunnies over summer

What did you lose over summer

Maybe you lost a first the one that got away

Maybe you lost your boat

Maybe had some difficulty on a boat ramp

Launching a boat all that sort of thing

We are talking about boat bunnies

Now create you'd set the some

The couple of stories to find

We'll look at actually this guy

That lost his first in the fishing comp

It's texting boat 3520

That's the one

Boat

To 3520

That's B-L-A-T

Yeah

And something that mulsed it

Which we've worked out muls

End of Fairblast year

Yeah

Not fun, it's not nearly a year

Court of Marlon

Yeah

Have a listen

Andrew Mulligan

On a crusade to catch a Marlon

The mulsing

You've done it

You've done it

I believe it

Aaron was just unbelievable as a skipper

You were encouraging

You were too busy today

So I got through a couple of years

He's

I had an unbelievable time

Mulsing you got a Marlon

I can't believe it

I'm overcome with emotion

It still needs to the boat boat

Oh is it?

Oh hey buddy

Mate thank you so much

I've tagged you, your mind

But you can go back into the wild, my friend

Damn what's the weight estimate as a

Good handy

Yeah

Least a hundred kilos

And unbelievable day

How good

Amazing Muls

Text Marlon to 3520

It's got to set up

Yeah, I got to set up

You've got to see it

If you want to see the vert

It's all there

If you want to see the vert

Marlon to 3520

Yeah

That was your first time

I mean you're not liking me

You're not first showing your fishermen at all

I love going out

Yeah

But honestly

You win out

That was so easy

So easy

So easy

Stripey as well

Was it a stripey guy

Was it hard yackers?

Yeah it was hard

Did you ever feel like

You were going to lose it?

Yeah many times

I don't think we'd hooked it

Quite probably in the mouth

I think

There's a term for it

Bryce would know if he was here

But I can't remember what it is

But we got lucky

I got lucky

So I mean some go their whole lives

Yeah

I don't know what they're doing

I mean they're out constantly

I did within like an hour

Marlon to 3520 for that inspo

That's right

The Morning Rumble

We work with Jay and Dunc

Those not for radio guys

were the way bigger podcast

First one for 2026

Watch as two producers

battle it out for your entertainment

What's the

You always say

First is

Producer Wars

Oh boy the first war

The first battle

The first challenge

How good for 2026

How good is this

We got Kreech, our new producer

He's getting sus

Getting ready to go

Up against producer Merch

Producer Wars

Used to the

I mean Morning Boys

For a star

Morning guys

Of course you used to take on Ryan, didn't you Merch

Yeah and he was too easy to take on

Yeah

I don't know maybe

Maybe we're upping the competition this time, right?

Yeah, you've had the old bull

Now you've got the young calf

And the old calf

What's missing

You've got the young calf in here

He's in the room

He's on the bed

He's on the button

Now Merch, you've seen the blues rugby team do this in training

And you see they weren't doing it probably

No

What is that?

So they're challenging

Funnily enough the blues had it wrong

They posted up a post on their Instagram

It's called Leigh Grisley

To the way this works is

Two people

Your life fled on the back

On your back

Sort of had to have

Top and tailing it

Yeah, gotcha

And then you need to lift your inside leg up

Yes

Lock them

And it's a wrestle between your two legs

You're trying to essentially roll the other person over

And work your leg

I can see that now

You can watch it for yourself by texting leg

To 3520

Nice

Now I'm interested to move of creature there

I'm instantly taking out

Myself from any competition

After snapping my quadriceps tendon

My legs are not even worthy of like walking at the moment

But miles isn't your brace off

You could just as a

What a warm-up for your knee

Yeah, I can tell you guys

It's with it

It's with it

And it looks like a drumstick

Oh, you said this one out of miles

Yeah

You can come and turn

So here we go boys

You can already

It's naturally look like

You've done your stretching

Yeah, I have

I look like a flamingo that skit leg day

Mitch is going to destroy me

Well, a leg day was on Sunday

And I'm still quite stiff and sore

So

All right

Here we go

All right, Malsie, take it away

And what the boy's doing

Now they're getting into position

They're lying down as Mitch described

Top and tailing as it were

Hip side-by-side

Now you need to put your inside legs up

Oh, they go

Yeah, up they go

And oh, I know

I think I think creature's cramping

I think it's naturally

Okay, here we go

Now they've locked it in

Encles are matched to get in

Three, two, one, go

Oh, look at them go

They're having hair

And now they're just

It looks like an arm wrestle

Oh, oh

Creech

Creech has yielded

Creech has been turned over

Oh, man

Oh, I just spanked him

Oh, I guess

Oh, an absolute demolition job

By you, much

Well done, mate

Thank you very much

Wow

Should we have another go and film it

Yeah

This should be just a movie film

Yeah, I don't know

I don't know

It's not really worthy

I think it's even worthy for an Insta story

This one's

This one's a joy

It's one of the board producers

Yeah, I even did a little

Toot

By

During

Yeah, I was

There's no smell

There's no smell

You know that

Speechless

I thought it was a Yelp

There was a Yelp in there as well

This one's Creech have disqualified

Wow

I want to rematch

Next week

I reckon now

There's a text come in

Now versus match

I reckon you'd beat match

Do you reckon?

Yeah, I reckon

No, I remember when I tried to crush that

Watermelon between my thighs

And I couldn't even

No

What are you talking about?

Yeah

I don't know what you're talking about

Miles has got a dog injury story for us next

I just

A dog story yesterday, Miles

No, you go unfurror

So I had a story

I went to New York

Like enough to go to New York

On my break for New Year's Eve

Because my daughter flies for condos

So we got friends and family over there

Friends and family flights

Sorry stand by

So we got to go there

And I went to a Broadway show

Into the Michael Jackson show

Lining it up to get into the Michael Jackson show

They're in front of us

Of my wife and I was

I thought it was a baby at first

But it was a poodle

In a pram

That this person was wheeling into a Broadway show

My wife heard the story yesterday

I said

Yeah, no, I'm no fan either

She said you forgot to mention the

Love Dole was dressed up

Like a baby

I'm gonna ask you that

Was it correct?

Yeah, yeah

Clothes on and everything

Yeah, had like a little baby's bonnet

No

It's true

Like you think I'm making this up

No, I believe you

I couldn't believe what I was seeing

And they let this poodle into the Broadway show

Poodles are up there with chihuahas

Oh, you're terrible

Just terrible

But emotional support animals

That's what it's classified as

That's how it got led in

It got a better seat than you

It did

Yeah, you got dog

That's because Roger's is cheap

I got the check

To be fair, I did buy the cheapest tickets

But still expensive

Still expensive, you are right, Roger

But Miles, you've got a completely different dog story

Yeah, so our our old neighbor friend of ours

Bex she uh

She was taking her dog for a walk last week

Yeah

Um, and she

Got caught up in like

When you know in dogs

You're taking them out for a walk

And they meet each other

There are some of each other's butts

Or they get their backup

And unfortunately for her

Yeah, the heckles

Unfortunately for her, her dog got heckles bad

And she didn't quite

So what is that to get their backup

Like an heckles

When they just start growling

Oh yeah, that's like kind of a tutorial

Yeah, yeah

Bounding over

Yeah, yeah, yeah

That's what they call the heater

And so

She wasn't quite holding the leash right

Apparently

And the dog lunged a ran

And the the leash

Yanked her finger out of his socket

No

Breaking her finger

And swelling up so much

That she had to go to hospital

Obviously

And in hospital um

It was a finger that had rings on it

Oh no

And the fire service

Had to come in

And cut

Her rings off her finger

Like wedding ring engage with things

So exciting

Not the ring finger

The finger beside her

That had rings on it

So they didn't have the correct equipment

At the hospital

To

I don't think so

They're dealing with her rings

And it was all down to the dog

Yeah

So that's not outrageous

Terry, their dog

Yeah, it wasn't

Terry, her finger

Yeah

Her rider

Oh

I forgot to tell

I forgot to tell Bex

I was telling a store in the radio

So Bex, thank you so much for

Yeah, yeah

For letting me do that without your consent

Yeah, well, she can't

She can't flip the birdies

That is

That finger is hanging on by three

So she can't ring you with those fingers

No

Oh no

Oh my god

I don't have a wrong phone

Textin3520

How's your dog injured you

How has your dog injured you

Let us know in this morning

Because I'm no fan of dogs

I actually hilariously laugh at those

So you see them on social

Instagram

It's amazing to me

Yeah, of the dogs that just take off

And drag their owners behind them

Yes

Yes

That's so funny

No

You don't get dragged by a chihuahua

Yeah

If you had a poodle or a chihuahua

A sausage dog or something

Yeah

And that's your only use for those two breeds

That I can think of

There is

Oh, well, I wouldn't

There is

No, a less

Well-fitting name for a roger than big dog

Yeah

Yeah, it's so true

He's the opposite

Oh, I know

Oh, I know the rog phone

How has your dog injured you

Let us know

Oh, I know the rog phone

3520

Mel's been injured before

We can get to that next as well

Yeah, my butt cheeks got grated

On the concrete because of my sister's dog

Excellent

Well, that was wasn't that an other injury

Yeah

I'm sticking around

Yeah, there we are

Massive, listen

Mel's a male

The rog's morning rumble

Mel's your friend Bex

Dog took off on her

And she was holding the lead

And he took off

And

Disappointed her fingers

Broke her finger

Broke her fingers

Head to head, the fire service coming

And to A&E

And like

Get one of those little

Grind a little skilled soil

Grind the things that they've got

And take the ring off

Oh, we must destroy the ring

One does not simply walk into a mortar

There's a lot of the rings

There's a lot of the rings

We asked him to rush out

We asked him to rush out

Not to do as many movie

We have told him

And this has been, I think, the third one

Well, I know

It's like that

I get, see I know Mel has not seen any movie

He says he doesn't get them back here

No

But Mel, we want to know

Has your dog injured you

And what happened?

Well, I told the story towards him

The last year but I was walking my sister's dog

Pepper, she's a very energetic black lab

Get's very excited

And there's this walk around my house

It had sort of been raining a bit

Slip pretty down the slope

And she just took off

And I had the lead around my hand

And so, yeah, I just proceeded to sort of

My feet came under me

And I was wearing these very thin

Gym leggings

And as I sort of

My ass cheeks hit the ground

And grated and broke the

The legging material

And grated my butt cheek

You were wearing arseless chaps

Mel, just be honest

All you want is all of this

I was

guilty

So I had these graces on my chest

How did they go?

Oh, fun

They're all good

Well, well

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Have you tensed chaps to 352's?

No, we're not

You can see

Mel wearing them

Well, we do have some texts

Has your dog injured you?

Yeah, I was about seven

My dog went to jump across a cattle stop

Yanked me off my bike

And I landed on my head

And my helmet shattered

That's why you wear

Helmets, kids, that's what's bad

Oh, that's good

Dog took off from me as well

Dislocated my finger

But I put it back together

Myself while I was in the

ANE waiting room

Oh, well

Large dog ran with a stick in his mouth

And hit my wife's forearm with it

Squashed the sheath

That the tendon is meant to run through

And the wife needed surgery

Same sort of surgery for RSI

Oh no, unbelievable

And having my dogs on my left hand

I stepped in a hole

Fell over my dogs keep going

Which in turn pulled my wrist forward

Not only breaking my hand

But stretching all but one

Ten of the tenons of my wrist

And the last one tore that's from Jennifer

Oh my lord

There's so many more necks

Has your dog injured you?

No, I had to rock phone

352's zero as well

This is tough to hear

Someone's texting chicks

Is it a badge back?

Is it crutch?

I don't know what that's going to give you

How's your dog injured you?

I mean, who did rock phone?

Texting 352's zero

I mean, I knew this would blow up miles

Because a lot of the rock listeners

Of course, you listening have dogs

And your dog has injured you

Absolutely

Simon says my wife was walking

Our bull mast of cross

Now a big strong dog

My wife weighs about 55 kg

And some ducks caught

Obi-Wan Kenobi's eye

As a fun play thing

He slipped through a bridge rail

Taking my wife's arm with him

Breaking bones in a forearm

I got a cord to come rescue here

She was pretty much passed out on the grass

After valiantly managed to tether him to the rail

Wait, was it dog's name Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Yes

That's so cool

Sick

As a teenager I was on a skateboard

Going past a guy walking a rottie

And as I went past

I thought it had tried to knit me

When in fact, in that split second

And it had bitten through my cargo shorts

And ripped a decent oval hole

Out of my leg

About 20 ml deep, 50 by 30 ml wide

I only realised further down the row

When blood was trickling down my leg

Along with my nerves

Like tissue hanging out

No

And he realised when his pups sped out a lump of my leg

Oh yeah

Oh

Yeah, that tastes gross

And Robby says I asked my girlfriend to hold the dog

While I helped her get out

Dog took off chasing a duck

Dragged her and drew a pond

She came out all covered in mud and duck poop

She is right

Not quite an injury

Not an injury, Mel

But you used to have a dog, didn't you?

Yeah, Iris

She's now my brother's problem

Yeah, what happened to Iris?

You loved this story

Iris had terrible anxiety problems

Why?

So we have any gurgoo dogs, Iris to play?

And she would get terrible diarrhea

And I came home one day

And she had stood in it

And proceeded to jump all over the bed

On the couch

And then yeah, shortly after that my

My brother came and saved the day

So she's some...

She's all good now

Did you catch that one, Pepa?

Pepa

Iris, Iris, Iris, yeah, I saw her over the brakes

She's doing good

She's doing good

She's no more anxiety

No, no, she's no longer with you

Yeah, she's no longer with you

There's no being dormant

There's so many people being injured by dogs

I know, I know, chill, we come back

Adam says

Yeah, it's not absolutely, we come back

But Adam says ACC

Around 20,000 claims on average per year

15 to 20 million payouts

Because we love our dogs, yeah

And has your dog injured you?

Well, what a surprise

So many texts

We had to come back, Miles

Studio 352, zero, some terrible injuries

That your dogs have done to you

My young golden retriever

jumped up under my chin

She's just smacked my bottom teeth

Against the top teeth

Chipped half of my front teeth off

She's...

Roddy bolded my aunties as another text

After she's seen

He wasn't that big

Minutes later, ran over Mum

Put her back out just before the night of my 30

If Mum was bedbound

Missed the whole night

What was she getting Mum?

And Lee bent down to pat my dog

And it jumped up at the same time

Broke my nose and had two black eyes

Now Wayne, to wrap it up here

Wayne, what sort of dog have you got?

Mum had an F-Gan Hound

An F-Gan Hound

I took it up the road for a walk

I put the lead around my wrist

He saw a dog up the top of the road

Make me took off

I was dragged

All the way up

L-Ford Street

No, L-Ford Street

It's like a hundred metres

No, Wayne

I was scorched, I was ripped to pieces

How big are these F-Gan Hounds?

Bigger than a Greyhound

Yeah, and strong

I took it

You're a beautiful dog

You're a fast dog too

I've just Googled an F-Gan Hound

You know, I was expecting something like a Rotweeler

Or a Master of D'Raggy

A hundred metres

There's a huge, but I'll tell you what

They look like they use, like, head and shoulders

Lushes

Lushes, hand

See this, right?

One of these dogs

One of these dogs looks like Fabio

It's like the yellow, it's like

Yeah, look at that, it looked like a wig

Wayne, how'd you get your hands on an F-Gan Hound?

My mum used to breed them

Mum used to breed the dogs

So we were common with that Gans

And this one

It was a beautiful dog

When he saw an F-Gan, he was gone

Did you wax a nibbier on this dog?

Nibbier mate, I was scorched, I was ripped to pieces

And how old were you, Wayne?

I was only 11

No, Wayne

Just only 10 years ago, Wayne

I couldn't stop it

I could not stop the dog

Man, that is, what a way to wrap this up, Wayne

We'll get you a prize, mate

Thank you so much, Vinclo

Vinclo, I'll give you a minute

Hey, thanks so much

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