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Rob Bernstein asks whether we're watching a ghost war between two countries that might not have functioning leaders anymore -- and somehow that's not even the craziest part. Trump claims total air superiority while planes are "spontaneously falling from the sky," Pete Hegseth accidentally announces war crimes on camera, the FCC threatens to pull broadcast licenses for not spinning hard enough, and Trump reveals his five-D chess strategy is just pretending whatever happens is what you wanted. Plus: Fetterman says you need a stroke to see this as a win, Trump will end the war when he "feels it in his bones," the New York Post makes fun of the new Iranian leader's blown-off legs, and Epstein's accountant testifies he saw zero red flags while processing payments to hundreds of survivors. Ro Khanna and Comer drop names -- Rothschilds, Wexner, Leon Black, and a mysterious foreign head of state.Subscribe for $5/month at robbernsteincomedy.comMerch: robbernsteinmerch.comFull episodes and live streams: youtube.com/@RobbieTheFireCHAPTERS- 0:00 - Are We Watching a Ghost War Right Now?- 2:00 - Netanyahu Might Be Dead and Nobody Can Confirm It- 4:05 - Trump as the Reset Button for Planet Earth- 7:53 - Broad Strokes on the Iran War: Air Superiority vs. Running Out of Targets- 9:50 - Kharg Island: Trump Won't Blow It Up Because of Oil- 10:30 - Trump Suddenly Cares About Enemy Countries Getting Their Oil- 11:16 - Planes Spontaneously Falling From the Sky- 13:00 - Islamic Resistance in Iraq Wants Credit With Their "Appropriate Weapon"- 13:55 - Live Chat Comments Round 1- 14:40 - Sponsor: Yo Kratom- 14:55 - Pete Hegseth - 20:10 - Wars Are Won in Another Realm by Who Can Lie the Best- 22:05 - FCC Threatens to Pull Broadcast Licenses for Wrong Propaganda- 26:00 - Conservative Media Annoyed with trump- 28:00 - Live Chat Comments Round 2- 31:00 - Sponsor: robbernsteincomedy.com / Sheath Underwear- 31:45 - Fetterman Says Democrats Should Admit This Is a Win- 33:00 - New York Post: Iran's Leader Is "Impotent" -- Did We Create Darth Vader?- 33:45 - CNN Blames DOGE Spending Cuts for Losing the War- 36:20 - New York Post Fear Piece: Iranian Attack on US Soil Is Not If But When- 37:00 - Trump's 5D Chess: When Oil Goes Up We Make Money- 39:00 - Strait of Hormuz as an Options Trading Desk- 40:30 - Western Leaders Blame Putin's Hidden Hand- 44:15 - Wall Street Journal: Ending Iran War Quickly Carries Big Risk- 44:55 - Epstein's Accountant Tells Congress He Saw No Red Flags- 46:15 - Clip: Comer Names Names -- Wexner, Rothschilds, Sinofsky, Leon Black- 48:15 - Comer Clears Trump (Five Witnesses Under Oath)- 49:20 - Democrats Push Back: Accountant Was Not Forthcoming- 50:45 - Epstein Guard With Shady Bank Transfers to Testify Next- 52:00 - Clip: Ro Khanna on CNN -- Hundreds of Survivors, Not Forthcoming- 53:00 - Ro Khanna on the Trump Accuser Settlement Question- 55:00 - robbernsteincomedy.com Plug / Merch Plug- 56:10 - Episode Wrap: Back Wednesday or Friday / Epstein Storage Unit Sketch Preview
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All right, what is up, everybody?
Welcome to a brand new episode of the Run Your Mouth podcast.
We're cooking.
Dave's off this week, so it's our chance to steal some market share.
Keep the people informed that want to know about all the inner workings of Iran
and what's going on out here at the Good Old Carg Island.
I got a brand new laptop here.
It was an expensive purchase.
Just spent an hour getting it all set up for podcasting,
checking all the screens, checking all the levels.
And all I did was take a single bathroom break.
I don't think that was enough time for producer man to unplug and ruin things,
but all you people in the live chat who had absolutely nothing better to do on a Sunday,
were just sitting there in between masturbating, looking at YouTube.
Hoping that something would pop up.
If you guys want to let me know if we actually have sound,
but I think we're going to be cooking here.
I just ran all the tests.
I checked everything.
And if I was actually funny, I would be unplugging microphones and making sure
the sound didn't play, but let's get into it.
We got a lot going on, starting with the fact that we might be watching a ghost war right now,
everybody. A lot of rumors circulating that Netanyahu always had six fingers and three pinkies.
I don't remember that, but he was out and about today getting coffee.
Twitter was quick to tell you that that coffee shop is in Jerusalem.
It doesn't exist.
Other people are letting you know that these are some of the first images we've gotten
from Israel as they've done a media blackout as the powers it be,
want to pretend that everything is perfectly fine.
And nobody's losing a war right now, other than Iran.
There's basically, say, anyways, we got a lot to talk about,
but we can start with the fact that, you know, the supposed new Iranian leader,
that the last leader was like, guys, I really don't know if I can leave this to my son.
He's a bit of a nut job.
And then at the start of the war, missed negotiations.
We killed this guy's dad, his daughter, his wife.
And apparently blow off his legs and he might be in a coma,
which is why he's just putting out notes and he's not on television.
We might be living in the world of that Stanley Kubrick film,
how I fell in love with the bomb, where neither of these countries have a leader right now.
And maybe they just have AI systems in place who are attacking each other.
And we're on the sidelines observing a ghost war of two countries with no leadership,
with an ongoing war with the US just getting involved with two ghost countries.
I can't say it for sure, but I'm just not understanding the constant need for pretending
like we're winning. How does that help? How does it help?
If we're not actually winning this fight, why does Donald Trump need to convince us that this
thing is going to best anywhere's ever gone ever in the history of wars?
Are they sitting around with the CEOs of these military companies going, I just give it a
couple more weeks. We had to get all this old gear off the books. Everything we've made for
the last thousand years is basically irrelevant in this new warfare of drones.
And this is our last chance to get all this gear off the books, Mr. President.
Mr. President, we need you to use up every single one of these bombs while we still have them,
because they're going to be irrelevant in about six months.
When more of these tech wizard kids just build these cheap drones out of parts that you can buy
at home depot. So please, Mr. President, can you keep this war just going on a little bit longer?
And now listen, maybe we are winning this war and we'll get into some logistics because the
range of things that I'm seeing and reading is really quite remarkable. But if we're not,
it does feel a little bit like if you were boxing coach and your fighter is getting this shit
absolutely mauled out of him. He looks like Rocky at his worst. Both of his eyeballs are currently
out of its sockets. He's bleeding out of his ears. His mouth and jaw is completely broken.
And the ref walks over to the corner and is like, hey man, unless your fighter shows me something,
I think we got to call this fight and Trump's in the court are going, what are you talking about?
My guys winning this fight. He's doing so good. Just wait. We already won it. We just got to go one
more round and you'll see how well my fighters winning it. So with that introduction, I do want to
get into some of the latest from this administration. But first, I'd like to share a retard at thought.
And you know what? The runner mouth podcast is a safe place for a retard at thoughts. That's why
you know, we'll read comments even from Slav. This is a safe place for a retard at thoughts.
But this one popped into my head. And I just had to share it, which is over the last week I've
been listening to a slaughterhouse five good anti-war book was recommended by a pal. I enjoyed it.
And there's this narrative in the book of these alien creatures that know the ending of the
world, which is a guy is experimenting. This is the very side of the book. I'm not ruining the book
if you never read it. But this alien's going to experiment with some new fuel for his plane.
And he's going to end up blowing up the entire universe. And they're not concerned with it because
it's just the end of the world. And I was thinking back to our memories of kid. There was a show
mighty max in the 90s. I think it was the 90s. And I remember it was real weird because the ending,
the guy saw a mural on a wall, which predicted his demise, which was basically that they were going
to be eaten by this black, this big black spider thing. And then you got to wonder how many times
he's already lived through this because he keeps going back and using his magical hat to go back.
And he already knows that the ending is reaching the spider and then every time he gets the spider,
he just resets. And now here comes my retarded thought. So there's a new conspiracy online that
perhaps Trump is a time traveler. And then it just got me wondering, you know, is Trump just,
have we done Trump before? And he's just the end of the world. Doesn't that almost feel right in
your soul that Trump is supposed to be like the reset button for planet earth? And he's just like
we've gone through this on multiple planets and multiple different timelines and multiple
different dimensions. And in every single circle of humanity, outcomes Trump, the big orange
cartoonish figure goes, I'm going to make everything wonder. Just trust me. I know it has more
common sense than he blows up the world. And it just do what we've been through the cycle a thousand
times as a species of just coming to the Trump years. And it's going on through all of civilization.
It's just the circle that we live in when God created the universe that along comes the Trump
soul. And he just blows up everything and we start again. And I can't prove that to be true.
I actually think that when people get very excited and they like to think, oh my God,
it's the end of the world, it's not, you know, I think it's a human narcissism of wanting your
life to be interesting and fantasizing and romanticizing that you're here for the end of the world.
Because if you look at the chaos that's that's existed on planet earth and the odds of survival
over the arc of human history, I don't think we're in any worse place than we've been in previous
points. And I think people the same way they get nervous for sharks in the ocean or that
their plane's going to crash is just a fascination with trying to be interesting as a human being.
And so you like to panic that you're here for the end of the world because it's interesting to
being here for the end of the world. How many how many people in human history got to experience
the end of the world? None of them. Unless maybe you were around, I guess when the comet took out
the dinosaurs and you were part dinosaur, you were conscious dinosaur, maybe dinosaurs were conscious.
I don't know. We're sharing retard of thoughts today, everybody. But it doesn't something in your
soul just feel like Trump is supposed to be the end. Doesn't that just make the most sense?
Like if you just dig into your inner thoughts and think about this thing where it came from,
how it rose to the top and the decisions he made once he had absolute power, doesn't it,
doesn't that just kind of make the most sense of all the storylines here? All right. Now with that
out of the way, we can actually get into all the latest from the Iran War, the breakdowns.
And to give you guys the broadscrope, Scrope, Scropeless, Scropulums, Scroedums,
to give you guys the broad strokes here. Of course, Donald Trump is just in this to win more.
And the talking point is that we've got complete domination over the skies.
They keep, I keep seeing footage on Twitter going, oh my God, they just busted out this plane.
And the only reason you would bust out this plane is because you were taking out some serious
target. And so they must be taken out the serious targets because that thing drops the biggest
of all bombs. But then they can't tell you what target was taken out. They can't tell you
what was blown up. And then I keep hearing, I watch a lot of Judge Nap show. I really like
Judge Napolitano, particularly when there's these kind of things going on. He gets the war experts
on and they keep talking about how you cannot win wars from the skies. And at some point,
if you're trying to just continue a war from the skies, you run out of good targets. And so you
just blow things up to pretend like the war is like you're still winning a war. But you know,
you're not actually making any improvements because you don't have any targets to blow up.
So I'm not a military expert. I can just tell you the two storylines going on right now
is Trump. We've got absolute control over the skies. Look at all this unbelievable military
gear that's flying over their skies. Look at all the stuff we're blowing up. And then other
people telling you all the stuff that they knew about to blow up has been blown up. And now we seem
to just be playing this game still of can we take out all of their munitions and all the stuff that
they're using a blow stuff up? Or do they just the regime survive, go nuclear and end up needing,
you know, with basically everyone who was our partner out in the Middle East going, you guys
lied to us. You can't keep us safe. Get your bases out of here. We're not selling oil for U.S.
dollars anymore. And that seems to be kind of what's playing out. I think the latest from this
week is maybe Trump toying with the thought of sending in the Marines, taken over. They already
blew up some random spots on Carg Island. Apparently that goes all the way back to earlier
administrations. I think it was Carter who realized you can't take Carg Island because you'll
just end up getting your soldiers blown to pieces. And Trump not wanting to blow up Carg Island
because that will mean the end or at least for now the Iranian oil business. And more oil in
the world, you know, suddenly Trump's really concerned about our enemies. He wants Russia to be
old to sell its oil to everybody. He thinks China needs its oil for all this China is the enemy
talk. Donald Trump seems to be pretty concerned about these supposedly enemy countries meeting their
oil needs, which I think is just more oil in the world also means that oil is cheap for us.
Well, let me tell you, I filled up on gas yesterday. It's the first time in a while where I looked
at this. I was like, shit, I got to make more money or stop going places. This is getting a little
bit nasty. I think the Trump off road off ramp might be is taken over the Hormus straight saying,
we got this thing under absolute control. We took out Iranians military completely. There's
absolutely nothing they can do. Just continue the media blackout of every time Iran blows something
up. Get an app and nothing got blown up. I already told you I beat them. And then it's just an
endless war where every single time we find a new target in Iran, we go and blow it up. And
maybe we call it a war that way or maybe Iran really starts kicking the crap out of Israel
and then someone just nukes it. But with that, because like I said, we're not getting good information.
It's just a bunch of slop. You go to Twitter and it's every storyline that you can think of,
including my storyline that Trump is here to bring us to the end of the world. But let's look at
some of the latest from from the last couple days. Now this was from Al Jazeera. I did see it in
other locations, but I thought that this one was funny. As Donald Trump continues to tell us that
we're winning the war, one of the incidents recently was supposedly that the Iran's shot down
aircraft. And so this was the response to the administration. The circumstance of the incident
is under investigation. It said in a statement on Friday, however, it said loss of the KC 135 aircraft
was not due to hostile fire or friendly fire. So is it supposed to make us feel better that our
planes are just spontaneously falling from the sky? Is that the better storyline here? Hey guys,
don't worry. No one can take out our planes. They're just spontaneously falling out of the skies.
But we're winning this thing. We've prepared for everything. We've got the best military in
the world. Nothing can nothing can affect us. We just have some planes that are just falling
out of the skies. But you don't have to be we just a plane. We got dumb pilots to flying into
each other. But don't make that thing. Don't make it look like we're not prepared for war. We're
losing the war. We just got some dumb pilots. We didn't train properly and they're flying into
each other. I'm going to read a couple more articles. Then we'll take some comments. And then,
of course, the Islamic resistance in Iraq, you see, we didn't even realize how many enemies we
kicked up in this thing. Apparently, we're not just worried with the Iranians that were beating,
but there's also the Islamic resistance in Iraq who claimed responsibility for shooting down the
plane, announcing that it shot down a US Army KC 135 aircraft in Western Iraq with the appropriate
weapon. And I just love that language of the appropriate weapon, like they got it certified
before the war. They're sitting around like, we got some credit here. We took this thing in
for certification before the war as a valid weapon for shooting down US planes. Don't tell me,
when in shoot down this plane, don't go back to the American people and tell them it's spontaneously
combustion and fell from the sky. We did our homework before this war. And we had a certified
appropriate weapon for taking out that plane and we took out that plane or the war ends and they're
in DC lobbying for their points on the scoreboard for having taken down the plane. They're like,
we want our credit for having taken down the plane. And now we got heat, Pete Hegseth addressing
why it is that the US was not prepared for the shutting down of the Hormuz straight. But before,
let's, let's take a couple of comments here. Let's start with Thia 0604. Whenever I think of Trump
saying something, I just hear it in my head is Rob's Trump voice. That's, you know, that's the
best way to translate these things into your head. Uh, episode brought to you by yokeratom.com,
homeless $60 kilo and the only place in the entire world where you can get a kilo of
freedom for just $60. Hustle bones. Bro really said we already won, but we haven't won enough,
so we're sticking around to win more. I, yes, he, that is, uh, quite true. What he said. Oh,
retarded comments. Runaway Slav. Robbie would probably to friend the credit card companies to not
have their debt records wiped out by Iran because you know, Jew, helpful comment. Hustle bones,
Trump took Tart Island that happened today that he actually took it. I thought, uh, I thought
they just, uh, bombed it a whole bunch and then fought over what was actually bombed. All right,
let's, uh, let's go to the clip. You guys, let me know if we have sound. I definitely tested
this beforehand and it was working and now we'll find out. Everyone grab your balls. Maybe
they're in sheaths. And let's see if we have sound on our new system. Roll the clip producer,
man. Yeah, right here. You have said that the US military is essentially aerial superiority,
naval superiority over Iran. Yeah. Well, I think we had sound and then for some reason,
the internet decided to freeze them. Oh, here we go. To the straighter for me. Why,
how did you not plan for this? We plan for it. We recognize it because ultimately, uh,
come on. Don't do this to me now, internet. We're cooking. I got everything working.
It's actually in a way that makes the most sense for what we want to achieve and ensure that we're
we're sending the right signals uh, to the world when we do so. So when Chris Wright speaks,
are we speaking? Well, we can pause it there for a sec guys. The reason why oil prices are growing
up and the reason that the straight of her muse is closed is because opening the straight of her
muse sends the wrong message to the world. It's it would send a bad message to everybody.
We've got total air superiority. We've defeated Iran. We've won this war and the reason why the
straight of the Hormuz is closed is because we don't want to send the wrong message to the world.
This is wonderful propaganda from the Trump administration. Doesn't this feel like we're winning?
Let's continue the clip. It's based on a full assessment of of what we're what we're up against,
what we want to say to the world, how that we want them to see and understand the conflict.
It's like this whole idea of the war widening. That's what the press wants to make it look like.
Like it's widening in chaos and so we know we're actually closing in on grabbing hold of and
controlling what what objectives we want to achieve and how we want to achieve them.
You didn't have that before the war. You guys don't you're now you're already in the war
and now we're shaping our objectives and the chaos that everyone is looking at because the
straight of her muse has been closed and the fact that it's been closed despite the fact that
we've already won the war and we have air superiority. The reason why it remains closed is because
we don't want to send the wrong message to the world everybody. It's called shaping operations
and setting the conditions but when you shape the environment you don't always tell I mean foolish
political leaders and foolish military leaders at the point. All right we got we can go to the
the next one. This was reported by a zero hedge risk of attack to high U.S. Navy refuses to
provide escort to ships transiting her muse straight and now let's let's go to the next one
which is oh okay yeah this was fun. Hegseth gave you know he's given these big time glamour
speeches explaining how we're winning and one of the things that he discussed was Hegseth's no
quarter Iran Tark alarms legal experts and it also got Israel upset then because they were going
we want those quarters don't say no quarters we we absolutely want those quarters stupid joke but I
apparently no quarter is the actual legal lingo for not taking in the committing war crimes just
to keep it simple just to keep it really simple this is a statement of we will be committing war
crimes and if there are down soldiers instead of taking them as prisoners we'll be killing them
and in defense of Pete Hegseth he probably doesn't know that you know people are getting all upset
that is specifically the language for committing a war crime and much like comedians that if you
were to hit me with the defamation suit I would turn around and go hey I tell a lot of jokes on
the show and I was joking uh my guess is if these people were ever prosecuted which they won't be
but if they ever were prosecuted for all the actions that they took or things that they said they
be like we did a lot of dumb shit we said all sorts of crazy shit all the time you can't hold me
accountable as if I'm supposed to know that that's in law as a war crime I was just trying to rally
the troops and get them excited for blowing things up I didn't actually mean we were going to engage
in war crimes all right and here's another video of Pete Hegseth let's roll the clip and then we'll
comment they're confused and we know it our response we will keep pressing we will keep pushing keep
advancing no quarter no mercy well there's the line right there we will commit more crimes and
we will make sure that we win this war for our enemies yet some in this crew in the press just can't
stop allow me to make a few suggestions people look up at the TV and they see banners they see
headlines I used to be in that business and I know that everything is written intentionally for
example a banner or a headline mid east war intensifies splashing on the screen the last couple
of days alongside visuals of civilian or energy targets that Iran has hit because that's what they
do what should the banner read instead how about Iran increasingly desperate we need full
Trump spin all the time we need all hands on board and pretending like we're winning this war are
the worst one by lying is there some other like game in ship of war that's played in another
dimension which whoever can lie the best wins the war it's not actually fought on the ground it's
fought in some spiritual realm where if you lie better to your citizens that you're winning the war
then it then you somehow win it it's like some some game that we're not aware of here where the
war is actually won by winning and here you have Pete Hegseth putting the media companies unblast
for not using Trump spin all the time in the way that the news is relayed to us which includes that
you know the reporting of what's actually happening should be framed as Iran gets more desperate
because they are they know it and so do you if it can be admitted or more fake news from CNN reports
that the Trump administration underestimated the Iran war's impact on this great of Hormuz
patently ridiculous of really because remember we want the straight of her muse closed because
if it was open it would send the wrong message to the world just you got to keep these points in
mind of course for decades Iran has threatened shipping in the street of Hormuz this is always what
they do hold the straight hostage CNN doesn't accept it was open before the war was open we weren't
as concerned with gas prices remember Donald Trump was actually celebrating gas prices and think we
thought of that it's a fundamentally unserious report the sooner David Ellison takes over that
we thought of it we're just currently trying to shape our plans uh yeah sounds like you weren't
prepared and now on the topic of uh whether or not we're going to start seeing extreme censorship
of the internet and making sure that everyone understands how great Donald Trump is when that's
why the war's continuing is because Donald Trump just wants to put even more cherries on this ice
cream sunday he just wants to win even bigger and so this should be concerning to everybody we'll
read both first he had Donald Trump's tweet here yet again intentionally misleading headline by
the fake news media about the five tanker planes that were supposedly struck down in the airport
in Saudi Arabia and of no further use and actuality the base was hit a few days ago but the planes
were not struck or destroyed for the five had virtually no damage or already back in service one
had slightly more damage but we'll be in the air shortly so the storyline here is that basically
we're trying the US is saying we've got complete air superiority and we're just uh winning more and
you got the counter claims of that there are no good targets left to strike and we're just blowing
things up for basically no reason uh now the latest was that these planes need to be refueled
in order to get deep enough into Iran to hit targets and so Iran has successfully taken out some
of the planes for refueling these and uh few of them were damaged uh seemingly and of course
Donald Trump is upset about the fact that it's been reported as destroyed it's to whether damage
destroyed I I'm not actually sure but I think what's more alarming here is that you've got Donald
Trump upset at the way that the information is being reported because remember we're just winning
here and we're just going to keep winning more and that's the way that the media needs to report it
and here's Brendan Carr I think he's uh the head of the FCC and here's him making a warning to all
television stations broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions also known as the fake
news have a chance now to correct course before their licenses renewals come up we've got the FCC
threatening that your license will be pulled unless you are in line in your news reporting with the
way that Donald Trump wants this information presented kind of sounds like you're being threatened
that if you're not fully propagating or fully bringing propaganda to the United States people
and the right propaganda which is uh no longer the old deep state propaganda which is
Brendan and others being like hey this war is not a great idea but we need you in line with
Donald Trump telling the people the American people that everything is just winning here
and that all of these activities are just us winning more the law is clear this is back to Brendan
Carr the law is clear broadcasters must operate in the public interest and they will lose their licenses
if they do not and I guess government gets the right to just uh to declare what the public interest
is in this case it's not telling people the truth it's making sure that all of your statements are
in line with the regime and frankly changing this is back to reading him and frankly changing course
is their own business interests since trust in the legacy media has now fallen to an all time
low of just nine percent and our ratings disasters the American people have subsidized broadcasters
the tune of billions of dollars by providing free access the nation's airwaves it is very important
to bring us back into media which has earned itself the label of fake news when a political
candidate is able to win blah blah blah anyways they're threatening more censorship of the media
landscape because uh like I said wars are one in another realm by who can lie the best and the
only way that Donald Trump can sufficiently lie to the American people is if uh all of the new
stations get on board and in terms of the new stations getting on board I'm finding it amusing
that even some of the most hardcore Republican Trump loyalist broadcasters seem to be getting
a little bit annoyed with Donald Trump and so let's start with this clip of Peter Duky and then
we'll comment questions Peter yes you just said it is a little bit and you said it is a work so
which one is it well you hear you hear it at the end of his question a little bit so which one
isn't even Duky's a little bit annoyed like I'm out here I'm trying to lie to the American people
you're giving me a lot of different information here so what are we going with this is a war
or is it a military excursion it's both it's both it's a an excursion that I'm going to eat my
cake and have it too we'll keep us out of a war and the war is going to be uh I mean for them
it's a war for us it's uh turn out to be easier than we thought it's a war for them it's not a war
for us and then here's uh Donald Trump on Fox News Radio and uh you'll see a similar thing
with uh basically Donald Trump says he will end the bone when he feels it in his bones
and uh the anchor's basically like well is anyone going to help you with this decision or are we
completely going off of your whims and feelings and you could see his annoyed even he's annoyed
he's like are you going to give us any reason for any of this or this is all just what your mood is
and how your period's doing today I'm doing something about it and I had to take it excursion we had
the greatest economy in history we do we still do oh this will bounce right back when it's over
and I don't think it's going to be long when it's over this is going to bounce right back so fast
when are you going to know when it's over is when I feel it okay I feel it in my bones will you ask
anybody in particular would that be some of these uh a joint decision with people I have great people
yeah you caught that right even Eastern they're like we're just going off your mood here that's it
that's all you got hey are you going to use any analytics whatsoever to make the decision of it's
over now all right let's take some comments they'll move on with some of the uh some some other
of the shenanigans in terms of trying to pretend like we're winning this war uh most an egg
winning this war is subjective and so we get the various declarations I don't think it's a matter
of the us can win the war it's at what cost uh acatola I'm going to stop reading these names
why even trying keep an FCC license at this point well yeah I agree with you um but you know
that's just one avenue of censorship and so if they're already talking about pulling FCC licenses
to make sure that the television networks have their propaganda in line with the government
I'm sure that there are similar conversations going on with the social media companies
and uh we might be hearing talks of ministry of truths and other you know so it's more of just
a signal of uh oh they're really starting to talk about censorship uh short hair who's the guy
that owns twin towers owns the US bank building in LA and now uh threats of it now I've seen the
storylines I don't know the guy's name off hand um the current Iranian government seems to be
keenly aware of how politically fragile this whole bond boom doggal is domestically in the US
they're betting on Trump giving up based on bad PR alone um yeah I I get your point all right
last comment then we'll get into the next video illinois's will there was an interesting take I
recently listened to that we had to do this now so we can eventually be ready to go with war China
and not get attacked from Iran etc during that hypothetical war uh yeah I think all the talk of
this needs to be now is just all right I'll tell you why I think this is nonsense firstly
uh in terms of us maybe go to war with China down the line and I guess having to take out our ran
first we've also displayed all of our military equipment for China so that I guess they could also
be better prepared for that war so uh I'm I'm not sure not sure on that one all right and then also
it's such a loser thing it's such unbelievable loser thing to me to go well if we don't do it now
then they're gonna buy these things from China and then this is our last opportunity to be able to
take them out do you have no faith in our technological technological development on our side at all
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all times wait so they're gonna get better military equipment and we have no capacity for getting
better military equipment that can handle their better stuff I mean just you're basically saying
a list and we give up over here we understand that as Kyle Anselon explained that our military
is actually just a giant Johnny money laundering scheme and we don't have any ability to create new
cheaper drone technologies and we will be completely unprepared for modern warfare and so we need to
make sure to take people out with our current gear because it's all gonna be irrelevant very soon
and we're not actually creating anything and we've got no ability to create new technology so
we can either have this war now or nuke them in the future all right let's let's go to our next slide
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and Federman is getting in on the action of pretending like we're winning the war and so the
quote was Federman goes off on fellow Democrats why can't they just admit operation epic epic fury
is a win and maybe it's because you need a stroke you need to be a stroke victim to see it that way
Federman maybe the reason why other people don't look at this and go oh we're clearly winning
is because they did not recently have a stroke and are functionally retarded maybe that's why
now this was from the New York Post and you know we've already gone after them recently
they're a fun paper but sometimes they're not too classy and you've got out in a limb
Iran's new impentant supreme leader is wounded and likely disfigured and I guess this is the new
effort to de-escalate is a Pete Hegseth in the New York post being like you know the new Iranian
leaders got a little dick can't even use it yeah that's going to bring them to the negotiating table
turn a real personal make fun of the guy for you guys blowing his legs off maybe that's the first
the first path the piece is maybe send the guy some new legs instead of giving a hard time for
not even having any legs and then Hegseth says Iran's supreme leader wounded and likely disfigured
so like you mean what do we create a new Darth Vader here all right and then I think this is
actually no we got two more on the Iran war and then we're gonna like I said we're not dropping
the Epstein stuff over here all right so we're gonna be we got we got Epstein stuff to cover
I just want to take down that comment CNN politics a shell of our former self
how Trump and must spending cuts are hampering US governments readiness amid the Iran war
and so if you guys were looking for what the mainstream information is that's so dangerous the
American public that Trump needs to have it censored it's storylines that apparently the reason
why the Iran war is not working out is because we one time in this country made a failed attempt to
save money and so guys don't ever try and save money again because they already tried saving
money once and they had to shut down the effort within three months they didn't even solidify
the doge cuts when it came time for the spending bill but the reason why we're losing this war right
now is because for about ten minutes they had a thought in their head of hey maybe we can't
afford to spend all this money and that's why we're losing the war so moving forward if you're voting
for a candidate or you're working in government don't ever have that impure thought in your head
of possibly thinking about reducing government spending because that's how we lose wars everybody
it's not the amount of money that we're spending on military equipment that's largely irrelevant
it's not the fact that all this money is being spent and there's no adults in the room to go
hey this one's a bad idea or maybe we should sit down and actually plan for this thing
it's the fact that we one time sat down and considered saving money and the result i mean sure
since then we've increased the funding for this military tremendously we're spending close to
two billion dollars a day we've already asked for an additional fifty billion dollars but for
there was that one day when we thought about saving money and because of that we're now losing
unbelievable it's nice to sometimes check in with the mainstream media companies and you know
see what their coverage is and their coverage is we one time flirted with saving money
and now we're losing a war as a result and then here's just some more war propaganda for you
this is from the New York Post they got some random guy used to serve in the military putting
in them bullwords letting you know be on alert why an Iranian attack on us soil is not a matter of
if but when what Americans need to be aware of well if that's the case can we just stop
if the case is that if this war continues it's only a matter of time before we have Iranian strikes
or terrorist attacks in the United States of America maybe we shouldn't do it of course they'll
look at this as proof for why Iran's the enemy because they engage in this stuff after we attack
them but I look at that and I'm going if you're telling me that this is definitely going to lead
to terrorism the United States for America and we'll definitely lead to an attack on US soil
I think the answer is let's stop and now guys if you haven't been paying that much attention
thus far as I'm meander through random topics and I speak gibberish out of my mouth pay attention
now's the time to tune back in if you were otherwise just like preparing dinner cleaning your
apartment half listening to me now is the moment right now to sit down in a chair and give me your
full attention because I figured out the way that Donald Trump 40 5d chess works I figured it out
everybody there was an article in the hill trump when oil prices go up we make a lot of money
and I figured out this is the way 5d chess works is that no matter what happens you pretend that
that's exactly what you wanted and that it's working out well for you so you can go on for years
and years about reducing the cost of oil in the United States of America making sure the gas is
cheaper and then if you end up in a situation where you started a war that probably shouldn't have
and then you lose control over the straight of her moves because it would be bad optics for the
rest of the world if you maintain control over it and then all of a sudden gas prices start going
up 5d chess equals well we wanted gas prices higher anyways we're going to make a lot of money
and when they say we're going to make a lot of money what they mean is I guess the US natural gas
producers or the US oil producers and you know who that money is going to be coming from you
5d chess Trump's winning everybody your oil is going to cost more but his friends with oil
companies are going to make more money you know what's going on with the straight of their her moves
to is people keep calling up Trump being like all right can you close it now I just put in a put
okay call him back up hey guys I locked in my buy order if I can you reopen it okay all right no
keep it open actually I just sold options against it can you close it again all right now if you
could send to the Marines that pretend like we have full control over it we bought options again
okay I actually just sold the options and we took the opposite bet do you mind do you mind
re-closing it but there's there's there's US Donald Trump 5d chess in action doesn't matter what
happens pretend that's exactly what you wanted and that it's good and so for all the talk of hey
guys we can't do the Epstein stuff because the Dow is doing too good and hey quick complaining
over here your gas prices are cheap now we've got excitement from Donald Trump that if oil
prices go up we're going to be making money does that make you guys feel better about all of this
all right I think that's it on the Iran topic for today one more article this was from the wall
you know it will make some comments we'll read the last two articles all right run away
Slav Trump is not the president that you Jared Kushner is the real president um all right uh
shutter three two four six nine or nine or America suffers yes I agree with you
Donald Scott 28 I don't know what that means hustle bones mega spike then mega drop nothing to
see your people zero zero signals of clear fraud at all um yeah but uh that buy that that that
that that Trump kit is going to be wealthier than all of us uh most sonnog that fell a silver
scene that issued the WTC buildings purchased a US bank tower in Los Angeles was been uh pointed
cut uh as of late the same tower was destroyed in the movie some predictive programming there
um Robbie do you think BB is dead or alive flip a coin I couldn't tell you I've I've just seen
plenty both ways including that new video from today which I I saw someone say that was AI and
that that coffee shop doesn't even exist um if Netanyahu is dead I find that like really
sad and alarming because it just speaks to how dumb our world leaders are and the risky behaviors
that they'll engage in that you tell me that he really overestimated their ability to defeat
Iran and couldn't even protect himself in a bunker you're telling me that Netanyahu went into this
thing that unprepared without any plan whatsoever that he managed to get himself blown up in a bunker
because of netanyahu is dead in a bunker just think about what that means in terms of
how little will plan these people actually have and how stupid and recklessly aggressive they are
like if netanyahu is alive we could say all right well Israel's acting in its strategic interest
of uh getting us into a war on their behalf and they think that they're going to be able to win
and uh have a week or I ran and uh this is a waste of money puts a lot of risk on the table
but at least there was a functional thought that went into this but if these people are actually dead
if Netanyahu is actually dead just think about how stupid that means this was because he wasn't even
prepared to ensure his own survival or he's so miscalculated what Iran was capable of doing
I mean that that's a really scary thought that Netanyahu pushed us into this war and was so unprepared
and so miscalculated he got himself killed um I mean that would be so legendarily stupid
and then the fact that like I mean that's just like even we can all look at this and go this
isn't our interest and it can go horribly wrong and why do we have people who are putting all
these unnecessary risks on our plate and doing all these actions that cost us money and just make
the world a worse place but think about how much more of a black pill it is if it's that these
people are just this recklessly stupid and have no plan no strategy whatsoever and managed to get
themselves killed because they have no intelligent apparatus whatsoever to warn them and go hey you
know you're going to wind up dead here I that that's actually scarier to me um so as much as I don't
like him I'm kind of hoping that's any I was not dead um all right here we go last two things
on the Iran war and then we're going to cover some Epstein stuff western leaders pivot to blaming
Putin's hidden hand is Iran war not going to plan and guys after what took place of us fighting
Russia for two years without actually fighting Russia and sending all of our military gear over
to basically have a war with Russia without having a fight with Russia uh supposedly uh you
know drone strikes on Putin's house that the CIA was not involved with I think this is the game
that we chose to play against other countries and it's a stupid game it's a game that we shouldn't
be playing but now to go oh Iran is our enemy I mean I'm sorry Russia is our enemy because look
they're helping out Iran would also mean that we are Russia's enemy and that we're at war with
Russia and so that's almost uh this is another one of those things maybe want to keep this to yourself
same as we were saying in the last episode of you would think if you were trying to sell us on
this war you wouldn't do the terrorist fear propaganda because that would be your fault for taking
on these military activities and putting us at risk for terrorism you think if there was a risk
risk of terrorism it would fall into the category of pretend like we're winning where you wouldn't
want to tell the American people that you would also think people would want to keep their mouth shut
about that we think that if Putin is helping out Iran that means that he's actively fighting us
because we've been doing the exact same same thing to Russia for close to three years now
and then here's last article I want to highlight this was from the Wall Street Journal
ending I ran war quickly carries biz were big risk for us and allies uh and this was an opinion
piece but it man it was a right up of everything I've been talking about which is if the regime survives
they now got the leverage and are going to go nuclear and uh I think we're in a sad place at the
moment where like I said we're kind of playing for keeps because uh there's uh I don't I don't I don't
see much of an off ramp other than maybe Trump takes their her moves straight at this point and uh
calls it a war and every single time they find a new target that they can blast from the skies
they uh they actually uh they actually do it uh all right now let's move on to uh the latest
in the Epstein files which is last week they deposed Epstein's accountant uh which is a step
in the right direction I think pulling by the you got also pulling that Indyke lawyer you got
to you got to call all these people and they're all we're talking to and the fact that they had
and previously been investigated is really quite remarkable and so this is from CBS news Richard
Khan Epstein's account and tells Congress he didn't know about abuse on no red flags and spending
and it's because it's hard to spot a red flag when they're bearing a pile of payments to children
so you know he was there he was processing all the payments but just didn't see a single red flag
the entire time and now let's roll some of the clips of people after they spoke to him and uh
to comers credit because you know I have said it seems like comers the cover up guy and he's not
actually interested in investigating this uh he does say that this guy uh basically claimed he had
no knowledge of anything but named names of who was spending money with Epstein so we're going
to hear those names he got the Rothschilds he got the Wexner's and three others but then he also
makes it makes a quick point to let you know hey none of the payments were for Donald Trump or
to Donald Trump um although apparently that person who made that wild accusation about Donald
Trump that was just called into an FBI tip line and then they deemed non credible uh about uh I
think it was the 13 year old rape sometimes information's coming at me all the time I might have
it confused but there was a payout from this account and to that lady um which maybe was uh
some hush money payment you know Donald Trump he likes that he likes those hush money payments uh
and so anyways let's roll this clip of comer who actually he's doing some good work here
they're they're deposing uh the accountant he's saying we're going to have to bring these other
people in for questions so who knows maybe I had it wrong I still uh I still got my concerns
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last more than four hours but uh he confirmed there were five clients that paid money
to extend and that was less wexner uh then newben steven sanofsky the rough child and leon black
we've already imposed wexburn we're going to be supposedly on black very soon another thing
i think it's important that i'll say before the democrats come up they tend to leave this
to pop uh which contestified under oath it because the democrats asked his question that he had never
seen any type of transaction to trump or anyone in his family that makes the fifth witness now
that's testified under oath that they've never seen any involvement by Donald Trump or their
family uh that includes con bill clinton wexner a cost up and bar so i know that's the obsession
of the media all right so we've got listen don't trump nothing to see there he's totally cool
but uh making some strides of at least bringing people in for depositions and uh now we'll see
what some of the democrats were at the deposition transcript uh as far as i know is yet to be made
publicly available nor is the video footage been made publicly available but uh here's two random
democrats i never heard of and then we can watch some of uh rocahana on cnn he was able to commit
heinous crimes and get away with them over and over again and people around him were able to enable
this financially legally and uh he was able to evade the tax laws he was able to evade justice he was
able to get away with fall the money there's no way that the lawyers who have been running the uh
running as a state afterwards and paying out the victims we're unaware of what was going on
beforehand there's no way that this account and didn't know was going on jp morgan look past their
own internal uh safeguards uh for improper payments when they were banking with him uh and then
you know you you got countless people who were involved with this guy and the idea that particularly
is accounting and lawyers didn't know what was going on is clearly not true and they're alive and
well as are some of the people who were uh not necessarily sexual clients but the raw
childs are still around wexters still around so you still got a lot to dig into but let's continue
a lot of crimes uh because there were white collar professionals around him helping him fix
situations helping him get the best tax treatment best legal treatment possible and so we have
serious concerns about this uh we can't get into the details of everything that was said
one of the things that we did learn uh was that uh there was another head of state that was
mentioned uh as having financial transaction that guy really looks like that small dinosaur from the
land before time which i've seen not an American one and then another uh person who was an
accuser of Donald Trump was given an incitement uh by Jeffrey Epstein's estate we did confirm that
and so we're learning more the deposition is going to keep going on that's what i was referencing
before but this is a very illuminating one because we're starting to hear more information about the
infrastructure around Jeffrey Epstein that enabled him to commit these crimes and and do the things
he did i'll just say that you know Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking ring would not have
impossible without Richard Khan who managed Epstein's money for years authorize payments including
payments to victims and survivors and today we've heard from mr. Khan a lot of
inability to recall inability to recall emails messages activities he was involved in
from my perspective two hours into this i do not find it credible that he had no knowledge
of Jeffrey Epstein's crimes there you go some people at the deposition coming out and calling
bullshit maybe maybe we'll get an investigation if he was ignorant of Epstein's crimes he was
willfully ignorant of those crimes given the depth of his involvement involvement with Epstein in
his finances over many years the on the paper trail is there any indication he was ever around
a little ridiculous all right and now uh in terms of other developments uh and some promising
work from comor is they are going to bring in for uh to testify in front of the overnight the
oversight committee the security guard who had some shady bank transfers of five thousand dollars
was working on the floor where Epstein supposedly killed himself and of course
right around when he died started going to google to ask whether or not Epstein uh what if there
any storylines of Epstein all looked pretty shady and uh I guess uh I guess we can look forward to
her being grilled and uh that's enough on that now let's listen to a little bit of roe kahana
who is also at this deposition and let's see what he had to say and then we'll call in an episode
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producer man of california and thank you server being here first off do you believe him when he
says he didn't know about this when when Jeffrey Epstein was alive I don't know uh but what I will
say is he wasn't very forthcoming about uh other men that who may have been involved in the abuse
at one point uh he said look there were hundreds of uh survivors who were paid settlements and
there were people other than Epstein and Maxwell uh involved because the survivors said that
but beyond that he really was not that forthcoming so there's been some confusion tonight or back
and forth with the house oversight committee and the republicans on your committee that I'm hoping
you can clear up they say you were trying to have a gacha moment about president trump in regards
to a question that you asked that the accountant was not referring to a trump accuser when he was
talking about a settlement the Epstein estate had paid can you explain what happened so I asked
about the woman uh who uh has alleged that uh Donald trump raped her when she was a 13 now as we
know the FBI released one of those witness interviews first they didn't release three of the witness
interviews I pushed for that as did thomas bassey then they released the other three to comply with
thomas massey and my law I have no idea whether those are true or not one of the things her attorney has
said is that she was paid a settlement from the Epstein estate so I said this jane doe four and
I made the actual case number and I said you know did what did the Epstein estate pay uh this uh
survivor and the lawyer took a brief pause and he said can I just confirm to make sure we're talking
about the right person I said this is the person who was accused uh president trump of uh
right and then the uh the con said yes that person was paid hours later five hours later uh he said
oh no no I was talking about a different woman so he backtracked on on that and people will be
able to see the testimony so I don't know which time he's telling the truth maybe he genuinely
forgot but the transcript is pretty clear when uh people see it that I was talking about the
woman who accused that wouldn't look great if the uh uh the discredited 13 year old which I
think there was a storyline that that was uh hoax made by one of like the new york city tabloid
newspapers or like I said too much random information floating around on my head but if there was a
payment made to that individual um that certainly wouldn't help for trump uh president trump of uh
abuse and rape okay because comrade later let's go one more question or says that he testified
he never saw any transaction paid to the president or his family um in terms of what we'll see in
this what were your other takeaways from his testimony did you learn anything i love how she's
talking you know what were your other takeaways bro i'm like a lady on the news but like i talked
with like a deep voice dude so like you think he was like a bad dude or something what you believe
helped this investigation the biggest takeaway is that how many people were financially involved
with Epstein at a significant level two people who we allegedly already know less wexner and
Leon black and i just have to say this because i was up at dark month at the invitation of the
university president dark month still has Leon black up on their buildings that is appalling
given all that has come out and they need to to remove that and there needs to be accountability
for some of these men who have very serious allegations of having abused or raped young girls uh
and so you know he also talked about the rock child being involved uh and a lot of information
but that makes them look guilty nation about other people who had deep ties allegedly to Epstein
what do you make of what we know of cons testimony today thanks for having me on jake
thank you i'm happy to be here that's like Nick sports and over there i wasn't planning on playing
that clip all right that is uh that is our episode everybody uh thank you for hanging out we will uh
wait i got one more slide here man and that's uh we're done we covered it all that's it we'll be back
probably one's day for another episode if not we'll do friday got an intro basically running out
film the whole bunch of sketches over the weekend hopefully uh i actually i filmed the uh the
Epstein uh storage unit sketch i think it came out uh went really over the top with it but uh
you know that that hopefully i'll have that out by friday and that's it enjoy your sunday go do
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