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Thank you for listening to us, Ryan E. Krabs.

On air, on air, on air, with a Ryan Seacrest.

Hello, 2.7 kiss FM.

So bring it.

Here's our intern Sofia.

She comes.

No.

This is in Tanya.

When you think back to when you were studying, did you procrastinate and cram all night or

did you get up early and slowly with some coffee or whatever you were having a pop-tart

study for the test that day?

Is this any?

I was a crammer, 1,000%.

When they came to school work, where I would stay up all night, like I would pull on

on iter and I don't even sometimes they would work and sometimes it wouldn't work.

All right.

Tanya, how about for you?

I was the opposite.

I can't function past like a certain time.

That's mean.

So it doesn't mean any good.

4 a.m.

To cram it in or even 3.

Like I would rather wake up way early than stay up late.

Me too.

And better yet, I am best if I take five things at a time over five days.

To try and memorize.

No, that's not so practical when you're a student as a, as like when you get a real job,

you kind of have to make sure you're on it.

And that's what I did.

Like, remember studying the red carpet questions for me, I'd have to start weeks out and

remember five at a time.

But that's the correct way to do it.

That's how you should be studying.

Well, that's because in school, I didn't feel that same load of responsibility.

Yeah, but it's different because as your job, it's fun for you.

Like for me, like Halloween's fun.

Like I started planning my Halloween costume two months ago.

You know, it's like, that's different.

I didn't have to do it with the pressure on the test or a job.

Yeah, it's still it's the pressure of like what the look is going to be or et cetera.

Like I'm saying if it's fun, pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure,

but a scantron test exam is not fun.

It's not with no, that's that's pressure.

No, Sophia, what's the the midterms at UC Riverside now?

Yes.

So we're having midterms last week and this week.

Okay.

And so are you, when is your next test?

My next midterm is tomorrow.

What's the test about?

It's my human reproduction class.

All right.

Well, how are you going to study?

Yeah.

I don't we know it all.

We can take you off air and run it down.

Yeah, shoulders, knees and toes.

Hopefully it's common sense and everything in between.

But did you, and which is the key parts, isn't it?

Now did you study, are you cramming or how are you preparing?

So I'm exactly like you in Tanya.

I love to wake up in the morning and study to like the sunrise with my cup of coffee.

Because I feel like once it hits 1030, I'm like mentally checked out and I just can't

focus on anything.

Me too.

All right.

So are you ready?

No, I'm not.

No.

But it's okay.

You'll do it the morning up.

Yes.

And what about your roommates?

Do they cram?

They step all night and cram?

So my roommates are the opposite.

They stay up all night and cram and it was actually last week.

I was waking up at five o'clock in the morning because I'm like, I'm going to study.

Let's do this early bird.

And I come outside and I see my roommate.

And I'm like, oh my gosh.

Good morning.

What are you doing up?

Are you also going to start studying?

And she's like, oh, I'm going to bed.

I just finished studying.

See, that's me.

I'll go to bed.

I'll have to get three hours of sleep and then that's depressing.

I can't live like that.

That is depressing.

I cannot do that.

I think the thing is, I mean, to each zone, but to me, when I woke up early and had my

coffee, the caffeine kicks in.

You actually remember more for me.

I can retain more information with caffeine.

But my issue is the risk of hitting snooze and sleeping in.

And then that's it.

It was your chance.

And I have no backup plan.

Dude, we'd have Red Bull, like packages of Red Bull ready to go mid-term week.

Oh yeah.

Well, listen, tell us what you learned because maybe there's something we don't know.

I don't know.

Two point seven.

It is KISSFM.

All right.

Is this any, are you, you're moaning over there?

What are you doing?

Are you in pain?

I am in pain and I'm not 20 anymore.

So maybe I shouldn't have been on a mechanical bull a week ago.

Oh, we've all made that mistake.

It's so dumb.

And not only did I write it once, I wrote it like four times in a night.

Did you get bucked fast?

Did you get bucked fast?

One of the times, yes.

But now I'm pretty, I held on, which is part of the problem.

What's the point?

For fun.

For fun.

For fun.

Okay.

It was that someone had it.

It was like a Western themed party that we had at one of our friends' house.

And so she had the mechanical bull in her backyard.

It was all set up.

It was really fun.

But now I'm feeling the pain and bruised.

My inner thighs are black and blue.

And it's big.

Watching Yellowstone.

A week.

The Cowboys on Yellowstone don't ride four times and they're good at it.

And the day after, like a couple days after, I literally walked like with like as if

like I had wrote a bull.

Well, you should not be riding mechanical animals anymore.

Why?

It's fun.

I feel like no.

By the way, Michael's bruised too.

Right.

Bruised, I bruised easily.

I need more something.

Yeah, it's normal iron.

Yeah.

Look here, I had to ride a horse last year.

Why date?

See?

Back to dating.

I'm on a horse now.

I'm on a horse.

Why?

Why did you not enjoy it?

Like in the moment when you're on the horse.

It's going to go full.

Go go, go go, go.

Go go, go.

It was exactly what I was feeling.

I was bruised for a long time.

I was not doing some things for a while after that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's crazy.

My list of things.

Shorten.

Yeah, work on those muscles.

Now, what are we talking about?

So are you going to view?

I see what you have to do.

I'm not surviving at this point.

All right.

Well, what's our lesson?

Watch out for automatic animals.

Sure.

Heading zoos are safer at the farmer's market.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Saline is in Long Beach.

Saline, thanks for calling.

I'm going to stop what we're about to do and go live with you about your issue.

It's a relationship situation.

So you have a dude friend?

I do.

I do.

And what's been going on with this guy, friend?

So he is a friend of mine that I've had for quite a while.

We used to hang out a lot more.

But anyway, he has been poking me on Facebook.

I thought it was a mistake at first, like who does that, especially like are we still

poking people on Facebook?

I didn't realize that.

That is my first question.

But apparently this guy is, because it happens three more times.

And so like clearly he's been doing it intentionally.

But the problem is, if he has a girlfriend of three years, like I said, we used to hang

out a lot more.

We never kissed or anything.

It was never like that.

Oh, because when you say hang out, hang out to me means you hung out.

Hang out.

You didn't hang out.

I mean, you hung out.

It was, it was never like that.

My friends say that he used to have feelings for me and maybe he still does.

Okay.

So here's the thing.

So that's my question.

I don't know how to handle it.

Like, I don't, I don't want to tell a girlfriend.

I like her a lot and I don't want to blow it all up.

Well, I think you got to tell.

I mean, you think you can let it go and see what happens and roll the dice or you can

tell her.

You also are misusing the term hang out.

Yeah, I agree.

Well, okay, then short, but we never did anything.

It was never like that.

You guys were friends.

Did you never were romantic?

Ever not once?

No, I thought you can hang out as friends, but whatever.

No, no, I just want to clear this up for everybody to include myself.

Yeah.

If you're hanging out, it's forbidden to use hanging out if you're just friends.

Yeah.

Well, you're hanging.

Now, as a group, like with him and his girlfriend, yeah.

Not really not too much anymore.

That's why this is like really random.

Well, maybe just blow him off.

Don't respond.

Let's see what happens.

He is kind of known as this guy that's like a freight of commitment.

So I'm wondering if he's like trying to set, you know, he's like, if things are getting

serious with his girlfriend and he's freaking out and he's going to self sabotage himself.

Can you like mute him or block him or just like, that's a step.

One step one, just get out of the connect, get out of the pokes, make it, make it so

that he can't poke you anymore.

I poke back.

No, don't stoke it, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, no, that sounds like

you're flirting, but I'm not, but that it doesn't look that way.

Anyway, so do you have any idea what you're going to do next?

I haven't responded to it yet.

Let it go.

Let it go.

I haven't even been on Facebook in years.

Good luck, Celine.

I hope it works out.

Okay.

No one's feelings get hurt.

Thank you for calling.

One, two, point seven, kiss FM.

All right, Cicini.

Let's do this.

I got to quote of the day for Cicini.

This is a Disney land tip for anybody who's got short kids.

Yes.

And I have short kids that are still not tall enough to ride and space mountain.

Where are you when I was a kid telling us about this?

Exactly.

This would have been great for you to know.

So I saw this on TikTok the other day and I was like, wow, this is genius.

If it really happens, actually, I have not proven this to be right.

So maybe someone can confirm it if it's worth your teething is so cute and chic.

Let me see the tea.

It's like a, oh, it's all metal space.

Oh, it's your favorite headphones drinking out of a straw.

So you go to the right.

Let's say it's a Matterhorn and you go with your kid and they're like, sorry, so too

short to ride.

So they'll give you a little card that says, come back when you're tall enough.

And then you can collect all these cards.

And so the next time you're at Disneyland with your son or daughter and they're tall enough,

they can skip the line.

I love that.

I know.

The mouse was thinking ahead on that because they're going to eventually get that growth

spur.

Exactly.

Cash in on your growth spur.

So if you're kind of right at that age, right at that height right now, I would go and collect

from all these rides.

You can't ride yet.

Yes.

Is that been going on forever?

I don't know.

And I also haven't tried it.

So I'm like, is this true?

Nana Pauline.

We didn't know that when you took it.

We didn't know that.

All right.

We also got to talk about the four beverages that you just sit from because what in the world

is going on over there?

Half water.

A little.

Yes.

What is that?

Mineral water.

Uh huh.

I have my coffee.

This actually coffee.

Okay.

And then a tea.

And a tea's here.

I got my vitamins when it's talking.

Yeah.

There you go.

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Now when I have a grocery store, I quite like talking to people or asking people questions.

I do ask for help a lot with the aisle.

I want to be efficient.

I want to get in and out.

If it's store, I don't go to all the time, then I will ask where is protein powder?

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Where are the Seattle chips I like?

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If you want lean ground turkey, you go 93 or 99 percent.

I don't know the difference between that to be lean you 93.

I did 99.

I should have gone 93 more flavors.

What's the difference?

Okay, so it's more flavor.

Well, yeah.

Ninety more fat.

Got it.

That point you're talking about was six percent percent percent.

I know.

And it tastes so much better.

It does.

It's really.

Anyway, I'm there and this woman walks up to me as I'm staring it down, trying to figure

out.

Do I go 93 in my head or do I go 99 in my legs?

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I said, oh, you're in a quandary as well.

What can I help with?

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I said, well, hungry are you and do you have a family?

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family pack.

And I thought it depends on what your mood is and how many kids do you have?

Am I being, am I being too curious?

No, she's the one that opened up the floodgates about, like, should I do single or family

style?

She was single.

So I thought this is a better deal to get the family pack and then freeze it.

Right.

Save it.

Eat it all week.

So I went with the single pack at $6.99.

She went with the family pack because I freezing stuff.

I mean, I want to put that stuff in a pan and cook in two seconds.

Yeah.

I freeze it and forget about it and never go back to it.

Yeah.

And it gets all frosty-dusty and frosty frozen and it looks like this.

And I was like, how old is this?

We didn't write the date.

But then I walked away thinking, I actually appreciate the fact that she felt comfortable

enough to ask me about the value family pack versus the single pack.

There's one of those nice little moments.

Are you sure she was flirting with you and you just, like, weren't even paying attention?

Oh, sounds like a flirt.

No, I don't think she was flirting with me.

Oh, never said she probably was.

And you're just oblivious.

So she's right.

I'm going back.

Yeah.

Go search for her.

Turkey girl.

Turkey girl.

She was like, should I buy the single?

Yeah.

Or the double for us.

Yeah.

Or the lines on that.

Yeah.

Oh, you're saying.

Well, what you're saying is I missed this whole message, which is, should I buy this

and eat alone or bring you over for the family pack?

Yeah.

Maybe.

And now I'm thinking, how many times have you done this?

Like, a lot, I'm sure.

It must have been years of missed opportunities.

I'm sure.

You need to hang out with us more often so we can, like, really like be like, hey, it's

happening.

So the store later.

Anything.

Yeah.

Down.

I'm going to get the 93% this time.

Good.

Yes.

Tired of 99.

So boring.

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Now, we have Sophia is an intern at UC Riverside.

She goes to school.

She's in our sophomore junior year.

Junior year.

Junior year.

So she got a little college wisdom now.

And you keep getting tickets from the parking police there on campus.

Yeah.

So I feel like our parking enforcement on campus, they kind of just scout you out.

And like the second you leave your car, that's when they hit you with a parking ticket.

Oh, you mean they're watching.

They're like running a trap.

Yes.

How much is the ticket?

It can range from like 50 to 500 speaking from experience.

So you never really know what you're going to get.

Well, what are these two?

What are they?

So the $50 I believe is just like parking in like the red zone or something or where you're

not supposed to be parked.

And then I actually, I'm dealing with a $500 ticket because I parked in a parking lot

on campus overnight.

And I came back on.

Wait a minute.

Hold it.

Why did you leave your car over there?

I was staying at a friend's apartment on campus.

And it was, it just lost you, you forgot that your car was there?

I did.

Well, I parked there because she was like, oh, just parked in this parking lot.

It'll be fine.

Never check.

It's overnight.

You never trust him.

It says it'll be fine.

You cannot trust a friend that is going to get you to come over to like, it'll be fine.

Don't worry about it.

Are they offering to pay for at least half of it?

No.

I don't think they should.

No.

Really?

That's interesting.

If I told somebody to park still, if I convinced her and said it's fine, park there,

I would feel bad.

I'd be like, hey, I'll at least pay for half of it.

You got to use your own street smarts.

I can't believe you wouldn't offer to pay for half of it at least.

Me?

You?

I would, but she shouldn't have her friend do it there in college.

I'm working.

I can't pay for it.

Yeah.

Well, so what do we need?

So, Cicini, I think you, since you've got this great advice, should step up?

Absolutely.

What do you need?

She wants you to pay for the tickets.

Oh, I can't afford that.

I'm sorry.

What do I need?

She needs a 500 bucks.

I don't have that.

Sorry.

$500 for a parking ticket is enough.

It's not.

Like in a college circumference.

It's crazy.

I feel like our parking enforcement, they make more money off those tickets than they do

from tuition.

It's a thing though.

I mean, when I went to San Diego State, it was the same thing.

My car would get towed.

I remember one time I parked in like a nearest 7-Eleven and they'll put the, they was like,

I would like lane on the hood of my car, like protesting, like, don't take it, please.

Well, that seems dangerous to you.

I know.

I caused a whole scene.

There's got to be a way Sofia to get rid of the tickets and make them go away some

other way.

Yes.

So thankfully, especially during like this time in the fall, they actually do blood

donations and they'll get rid of like one parking ticket that you have.

Okay.

Well, maybe see, tell me you'll donate an organ.

Wait, do you think they get rid of both?

And donate blood for them to get rid of your parking ticket?

That's a good trade.

It's actually a smart trade.

It's so smart.

I went last week and I actually donated blood and it was great because they're like,

oh, which parking ticket do you want taken off?

They couldn't do my $500 one, unfortunately.

But I got one of them knocked out.

So that's good.

You got to pursue other routes when you get a $500 ticket.

That has a happy ending.

That story has a good ending.

Would you donate?

You should donate blood.

Can you do it?

Like, if you can do, if you cannot pass out for being, you should do it.

I can't even get the bag half filled.

You mean without passing out or you still have any blood in you?

No.

Like, my blood doesn't come out.

I think you have to fill a whole bag in order.

And then when I was having the twins, they, my, I was anemic.

They told me I was anemic.

Oh, wow.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

So I can't like rely on that.

Well, then you should not.

But anybody who can, it's a good thing to do.

Yeah.

They all should think about, what do you do with your organ at the end?

Donate.

That's true.

Mm-hmm.

Tony, why the look?

Um, because it just makes me sad.

But you're helping save a life.

Yes, I know.

So you should be happy.

Yeah.

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Thank you for that.

Why don't you point to having kids to them?

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People are on the move.

They want to hear what's happening here.

So your husband was at Target by baby supplies.

And a friend saw him.

Yeah.

OK.

And that friend assumed you guys were having a baby.

I'm guessing.

Yeah.

So, OK.

So my friend, Leah, we're actually very close.

And she said that she was a target.

She walked by the baby aisle.

And my husband was putting stuff in his cart.

So she approached him and was like, does this mean what

I think it means?

And she says that she just got super flustered

and just muttered something like, yes, yes, happy time.

And left.

So I mean, she called me and told me what happened.

And when I got home, I asked my husband.

And he said, Leah, I said, Leah, sorry, you're buying baby

supplies.

She thought I was pregnant.

And he says, like, this woman that he

works with is young and single and pregnant.

So they're all just pitching in to buy baby supplies.

Hey, so if he asks this question in your reproductive class

about appropriate or not, because this is not appropriate.

Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

I mean, for me, how does he have such a close intimate relationship

that she goes to him for this?

Well, and also chipping in.

Okay, sure, everybody chipped in, but have a female coworker go by.

Why?

Why can a guy go and buy diapers?

No, it's not a guy.

It's a guy you work with.

Yeah.

And he's got a wife.

But it may be everybody's was going to go and buy diapers.

And so he's just like, he's doing his target run.

And he's like, oh, yeah, I got to get diapers for Sophia.

Jasmine, if I'm you, I'm here in this same moment calling us.

Yeah, same.

So what's the excuse?

That's it.

And then he just said, don't worry about it.

Yeah.

I mean, I like, I confronted him and then like he, like why wouldn't you tell Leo that?

You know, like when I confronted him and he said he was buying it for a coworker, I

just feel like if that were the true story, like he would have just told Leo that.

He wouldn't have just said, oh, yeah, happy time.

So he is your friend.

Who's the woman at work that's having the baby that's single these buying supplies for?

I don't know.

I've never heard of her.

No.

And why does your brain go to cheating?

I mean, I hate to think it, but I just don't see any other options.

Like, he's just not the type to go to target and take something out.

Like, I can see him getting a coworker money, you know, something like that.

But he never, he never goes to target.

He never goes to the groceries or anywhere.

We're going to call him next, Ryan's Roses, it's time for Ryan's Roses to call.

So we met Jasmine.

Her friend Leah is a target and sees her husband, Jasmine's husband, buying baby supplies.

So Leah's like, oh my gosh, you guys are having a baby and she's like, no, why is your

husband buying baby supplies?

And she goes to him and he says, oh, it's a single coworker.

She's pregnant and we're all pitching in to help her get supplies.

And I just think that that sounds like an excuse.

Let me get Jasmine up.

We're going to call her husband now and see if we can find out.

We don't know that coworker's name.

She doesn't know who this woman is having the baby at work.

Jasmine, I need you to say, Ryan, you have my permission to call and then your husband's

name.

Go ahead.

Ryan, you have my permission to call.

All right, we're going to do that now.

Be very quiet.

We want to find out who he is thinking about.

Now, I see buying baby stuff for this coworker and about to send her Red Roses.

We have a problem.

We have a problem if that's the case.

I know.

I wish we knew her name.

We don't.

I know.

So here we go, Jasmine, be super quiet and good luck.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hi, is this Carlos?

Yes, it's him.

Hi, Carlos.

My name is Quinn.

I'm calling from Noho Blooms.

How are you doing this morning?

I'm doing good.

Great.

You know, we're on Linkershim riding the Noho Arts District and offering a free promotion

today.

If you have a few minutes, it's a free dozen Red Roses that you can send anybody that

you'd like.

Oh, okay, wait, what is this?

Yes, it's a dozen Red Roses.

We do this promotion about once a month and hopefully there's someone in your life who

want to send some flowers to and they are free.

I don't need cash from you.

I don't need billing info or anything like that.

You do hope that you come back as a customer one day, but this is just a promotion

today for you.

Okay.

I mean, I've never heard anything like this, like, wait, so free roses?

Yes, it is a dozen Red Roses.

We can start with the name of the person you want to send them to.

Like I said, should take two minutes.

I just have a question.

I mean, okay, so do they have to be roses, is that?

You want to change the flower?

Yeah, I mean, nothing too romantic if they're really free.

They are free and I could change the flower.

I could do a sunflower.

Yeah, I mean, that'd be good, that didn't sound too romantic.

Just like a nice bouquet of all some flowers.

That's cute.

Okay.

And then what's their name?

Actually, something.

Wait, her name or my name?

Their name.

Oh, their name?

Well, it's her if I would guess, yeah, so her name is Elena.

Elena.

And what would you like to put on the card?

Okay, so, yeah, can you put, you've been on my mind.

I hope these help in some small way.

Okay, you've been on my mind.

I hope these help in some small way.

Carlos, it is Ryan C. Crest.

Your voice is on the radio in real time now.

I've Sistine Tanya with me and your wife Jasmine on the phone.

Why has Elena been on your mind?

Just answer that quickly.

Okay, hold on, I'm on the radio.

That is correct.

Why is Elena been on your mind?

Who is Elena?

Is she a coworker?

Yes, she's just a woman that I work with.

Okay, and why is she on your mind?

Well, she's on my mind because she's been going through a lot lately and we're all trying

to help her out.

Are you in any way responsible with what she's going through a lot lately?

Uh, no.

Are you sure?

Are you clear on that?

Yes, she's just, you know, been going through a lot.

What's going on?

What's going on?

So, I'm going to tell you, Jasmine, your wife, who is on the phone, she reached out

to us and said she thinks it's very curious that you're buying baby supplies and not

telling your wife about it for someone at work who is single and pregnant.

Now, her friend Leah Sawyer, Leah Sawyer, she was at the same target and she called Jasmine

and is like, oh my gosh, you guys are on a baby and she's like, no, we're not.

And now she starts spiraling because it doesn't add up.

What is going on with you and the woman at work?

It's actually on it.

What is going on with you and Elena?

No, nothing.

It's absolutely nothing.

There is nothing romantic going on between us at all.

That's what you're implying.

I have to ask, is it your baby?

Okay, listen, okay, I think Jesse probably should take this off the air.

Why?

If there's nothing going on?

Oh my God.

You just say, no, if it's not.

Look, it's just not, I just don't want to do this on the radio, this is a private conversation

between us.

Is Elena pregnant with your baby?

Just answer it.

That is the answer.

Well, we have the answer, Jasmine Carlos, your silence tells us everything.

I think so.

I think so.

Why are you lying to your wife?

Why are you not?

What is going on?

You do think you, so you have been having an affair with the landing and you think she's

pregnant?

No, look, look.

Okay, to be honest, it was a one time thing, right?

It was stupid.

Like, I, it wasn't okay.

Look, Carlos, sorry, sorry, no one cares about it.

It was the stake.

It was just one Carlos.

It's stupid.

Why not?

It's 18 years.

Yeah.

18 years.

Oh, yeah.

This is not a mistake.

This is why, look, I, that, it wasn't an, this is not an affair.

Carlos, we're going to let you go, Jasmine, you have all the information you need.

I, I know it's heartbreaking news and it is the truth.

You got there.

Good luck to you, Jasmine.

I knew it.

I knew it.

I could tell that this was what was going on.

Man, I was holding out hope.

Yeah, when he was saying, I don't want romantic flowers.

I was like, oh, maybe.

No, no, no.

That's Ryan's roses on, kid.

On air with Ryan Seacrest.

What's up?

Now, when you are growing up and you're going through this now, a lot of you got these

rules that, like, some are fine.

Some are like, really, this is a rule, mom?

Like, for example, no turning on the lights during thunderstorms.

Why?

Why is that a rule, mom?

Is that supposed to do with like the electricity and like if the house gets struck by lightning

or something?

I'm scared in the thunderstorm.

I need the light.

Yeah.

How about this one?

Now, I'm just giving you examples and now I want to hear what yours would be, a weird

rule that makes no sense because as an adult, I think it's okay to have less rules.

You got to stop being so hard on yourself to those of you who are hard on yourself and

that means a rigid to those of you who are rigid on yourself are growing up.

It's all rules.

All rules.

Rule, rule, rule, this.

Like, fun.

Fun.

You can only have fun once a week.

That's it.

Once a week rule for fun.

That's weird.

Okay.

Don't say that.

Why can't you have fun every day?

Because I was supposed to study your homework and go to football practice.

Oh, like a party.

Like your mom didn't want you to go out to like a party.

Well, it's just like Friday's fun.

Now we got to get serious.

Get to work.

I see.

All right.

What's the weird one?

You grew up playing it.

It's very weird.

When I would get home from cheer practice, my mom wouldn't let me take off my socks until

my body temperature cooled down because she said bare feet on the cold floor would make

me sick.

My mom was the same.

My mom was the same.

I could not have bare feet on the floor.

Really?

Like instantly, I could have bare feet, but I had to be like, my body had to be cooled

down.

I can't get home.

You know, you get home when you're a kid.

Like steamy socks from like practice.

Yeah, totally.

That's my cheese.

You wouldn't.

Yeah, she wouldn't want me.

She'd like, you keep them on until you cool down and then you can take them off.

Like steel.

That's what.

Not cheese.

Steel.

A metal.

He's like metal when you're growing up.

All right.

Mom, my mom.

I guess the thing in the feet, my mom was like, hey, don't use the bath mat with wet

feet when you get out of the shower.

That's what it's for, isn't it?

That's what I tried to argue.

You should dry off your feet before you get out of the shower.

What's the bath mat for that?

Why?

That's what it says.

That's Robbie.

He does the thing.

He's like, why don't you dry off before you get on the bath mat?

I'm like, yeah, that's what the bath mat for.

Don't ask.

You can't soggy up the bath mat and then it'll get mildew.

Wash it.

Rules.

You need them and then you don't.

Yeah.

It's 1-800-5-2-1-2-7.

Get into us here and tell us what's the rear rule that maybe you have now with your

parents.

Like, what are your parents being able to do?

You're like, mom, I'll argue that.

It's not right.

Give me their number.

1-800-5-2-1-2-7.

Or send us a talk back, too.

That's easy.

Get your phone out.

I already went out and read Mike.

Just send us a voice now.

It's a kiss FM.

Kiss FM.

I was reading this morning if you're going to school or thinking about what was like when

you did have to go to school this time of year, the skills that like, we never, parents

never taught you.

Your friends never taught you school never taught you like basic skills.

Like what?

Driving a stick shift.

Oh, yeah.

Like, I don't know how to do that.

I don't either.

Every once in a while, you're going to encounter some situation where you've got to get

on the stick.

But that's what I'm saying.

If there was like, it was like the end of the world, I had to drive us out in a stick

shift.

I'd be like, that's it.

I'm sorry.

No, but it's such an impressive date move.

Oh, man.

I keep that in my back pocket in case I encounter a stick with her.

I'm going to make that like on my list of things.

It's a good thing to learn.

Yeah.

So between full moon, waxing, and waning, and I can drive a stick, let's go.

Yeah.

Let's stick these days.

I know.

I encounter one.

I can do it.

Here's a picture.

I picture meaning her and then go into a parent's house and they've got a stick.

And I get to drive the stick.

And then it's like, wow, you need to drive a stick?

Yeah.

I'm going to take it in a lot of siannigan to show you my stick skill.

Careful.

Don't go.

Wouldn't that impress if you could drive a stick?

Yes.

I mean, Michael can drive a stick.

He would drove a stick when I first met him.

Can you do drive a stick, Tanya?

You can.

You can drive a stick.

Many things.

Okay.

We don't need the actual sauce.

I mean, it's like that.

Tanya's back.

You did.

You did because did that look.

You did the same look Taylor did when she did the video for Wood.

Ruby, does David drive a stick?

No, but I do.

I know how to drive a stick.

Yeah.

Ruby.

Boys on campus.

Not a driver's sticks.

No.

And I tried to learn on a first date and have somebody teach me, but I stalled at every

red light.

It's not cute.

Yeah.

That's also a pressure and terrifying.

Yeah.

And also, when that sound happens in the car, it's terrible.

It is.

Terrifies the right word.

But they don't teach you this stuff.

No.

Parallel parking.

I also, and I actually, okay, at that, I'm pretty good at that.

We have a little help, everyone, so there can't be beeps.

We rely on the cameras.

Yeah.

Just try parallel parking in a stick.

Is there a skill in life, Tanya, that you wish you were taught back in the day that

you need to deal with now?

I wish that somebody taught me in school health insurance.

How about health insurance, those markets?

Yes.

Yeah.

Like, all of that stuff, when did you learn it?

I don't know.

Meaning?

Like, how old were you when you learned health insurance about your 401k?

Probably when I got my first full-time job, so I was like 22, 22.

Yeah, I didn't understand it.

That took me longer than I.

That's not fairly that late, though.

I didn't, I was in my early 20s as well.

But I feel like you should learn that in school.

Yeah, I think, well, that in jump-starting your car, I hope.

I can jump-start a car.

Well, then I can drive the stick.

We can make a good team.

We will get there.

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Can we just go there for a second?

What is appropriate to open in public, in work, in a studio, in school, when it comes to

your food that you brought in, your lunch box, your breakfast box?

Yeah.

A sacks lunch, a sandwich.

Yeah.

Something that does not reek.

Kabab.

Sounds good.

Oh, wow.

I like a Kabab.

What is it?

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What is on that Kabab?

We cannot stand the stench.

I don't know.

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Yeah.

Speaking of leftovers, we went to Casa Vega on the other little smartos.

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I've had it.

And it was delicious, but I didn't finish it and so I put it in my little to go back

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I thought that mole is a big deal.

I know.

You know the commitment that goes into mole.

When I've had it, it was completely drenched on the plate.

You can't even see the chicken.

Yes.

Exactly.

It was like just the chicken and that's it.

That's it.

Yes.

It's not a little dabble.

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Delicious.

And so yeah, when I thought about going back, but at that point, I was already home

and picking up.

We didn't stink.

That smells like cinnamon.

Yeah.

That's kind of the type of girl that brings boiled eggs on an airplane.

Do you not have any self-awareness like on a plane, stinky eggs?

I don't mind if people eat stinky food.

No, no, no.

We mind if you do.

Not you.

We.

You eat that.

You don't smell your own odor.

We do.

I know, but I'm saying like I don't mind if somebody on an airplane is also eating something

stinky.

I'm like, go ahead.

But that's because you're a violator.

Yeah.

Because here you got a partner in crime.

Sophia, what did sell our interns?

Sophia, what did somebody break out in class?

They brought an egg salad sandwich.

Oh, it's a tiny.

I mean, what class are you taking?

It's my German cinema class.

Tiny, you in that class?

No.

By the way, egg salad sandwich, delicious.

I love that.

I love that.

Yeah.

And it should not smell quite so bad with the male mustard sauce on it.

Yeah.

No, it was so strong.

And like we're sitting in this class room.

It's an hour and a half class.

And I think it was like the 15 minute mark that we're in.

This person sitting a couple seats next to me pulls out like this egg salad sandwich and

just starts chewing it.

And the smell, I'm just like, I am.

Can you please falling down on the desk?

The profs that you eat in school in class?

I mean, they're not thrilled about it, but like they won't tell you put that away.

I feel like it depends also on the teacher.

I thought there's a distraction to the other specific people.

Profs?

Yeah.

Profs?

Yeah.

Profs?

Yeah.

Even when he was talking about it.

They all called.

What do you call them?

The art professors.

Profs.

Well, you guys want to come to school with me?

It's profs.

You even got to school.

I never heard that.

I went to one year college and dropped out.

I called it profs.

I know.

Got it.

Profs.

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