Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames

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The Stevie Wonder was pretty spectacular to me.

Well, I reckon the first next thing was gone to another fit girl, am I?

There you go.

You got great energy.

He was always getting injured too, but the name tampon because he was in for a week and out for three.

People don't keep tampons in for a week by the way.

It's a couple of day thing.

We're out of our comfort zone here, mate.

Staggering.

Staggering about work.

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Hi, guys. Welcome to the therapy crouch.

Ask us anything with me, Abby Clancy.

I'd be Pete Crouch.

We've got our gas today.

You're right.

We've got some nicknames.

I really like these.

Yeah, yeah.

I love nicknames.

I've actually read these, but we've had some crackers over the years.

I was just hearing nicknames episode on the way to work.

There's a really funny one.

I've read it.

Have you read it?

Yes, I have.

Is it your reading plans now?

We've got new plans.

It's like, because guys with us, he does a really nice plan, doesn't he?

It's caught my eye.

So I read it in bed while you watch on the match.

Did you really?

Oh, very flattered.

Did I not catch your eye?

I mean, it's the heavy breathing with them fricking earphones on, listening to the match.

No thanks.

This is what you get, mate.

I don't know.

I don't know how long he's been with you, mate.

But this is the kind of stuff you get.

This is the standards here, I love it.

You're going to get a little headphones in every reading.

Absolutely not.

Robert.

Robert Dyer.

Jetpack Joe, remember Jetpack Joe?

What a cracking crackle that was.

If you can't remember Jetpack Joe, he's quite small, he's called Joe.

When he spoons his wife, he's like a jetpack.

Jetpack.

Joe is in my head.

Oh, phenomenal.

Like a little jetpack.

I should be called Jetpack Ab there.

Jetpack Ab.

That's what I'm like with you.

I sometimes put you in the jetpack.

I quite like it when you put your leg around me.

You probably spoon me.

You took me like, I feel like.

Right.

You are like a little jetpack.

Do you remember you took my leg?

I feel like.

Sometimes you don't like my leg on you.

That was on the couch.

You do have.

Yeah.

I do get a bit hot sometimes.

I think there's plenty of couples out this fight where the lady wants it hot and the man wants it.

I'd like the window open.

I think we're on the same page with that.

Yeah.

Are you above sheets?

Do you kind of want one in one out?

Yeah, at least the leg out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And are you below sheets?

Are you more under the knee, yeah?

I'm like a good, I'm like a little panoshukkala.

Yeah.

Raptor.

Cocoon.

Yeah.

Cocooned in.

Anyway, it reminds me.

So I woke up with no pillow this morning.

And without you and Jack was in bed with me.

Yeah, to know why Jack, he came in last night.

I let him get in the middle and he just kicked me nonstop.

And I was just like, I'm not even a soul.

I woke up before I am to Jack.

Yeah.

Oh, well, it reminds me of when I was playing golf during the week with my mate.

We got partnered with two random blocs.

On 30, a short par three, one of our new found friends top the ball and fell at pin high

when my mate, mate.

Sorry.

Can we just decipher that for non-goal fans?

Is that even me?

I know this one.

He's going to say the old stuff.

Yeah, you know this one.

Yeah.

I mean, that's a pretty standard.

Is that too standard?

Do we get the next one?

It's a pretty standard one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go for the next one.

I don't know if you'd like that one.

I think any of the golfers out there knows what the steps look like.

Yeah.

What's the steps?

Or the sister-in-law.

It's pretty inappropriate.

It's pretty inappropriate.

Hi, Abby, Pete and I are Ross.

I want to hold all that.

You have to do our gas today.

And our gas.

I want to heard a story about a fellow and his nickname was of which dad's name was Ron

Carnie.

So his mate's nickname was Chilly.

Chilly Ron Carnie.

Chilly Ron Carnie.

Chilly Ron Carnie.

Chilly Ron Carnie.

That's actually not bad.

I'd like to be called Chilly.

It's a cute name.

Like a cool, yeah, if you know.

Chilly.

Well, like a street name, like a gang name.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Chilly.

Hi, gang.

I have a colleague at work.

We had Chilly Concarnie last night.

I love Chilly Concarnie.

I am an absolute, this is one of my favourites.

Concarnie.

I put loads of Tabasco in it and I've, I've rice.

I haven't checked with the Tatum salad.

Loads of Tabasco, like proper spice.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, no, I've never had that.

Do you have the beans in it, everybody?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Do it, mate.

It's crazy.

Game changes.

I have a colleague at work who's nicknamed Snapchat because he lasts ten seconds.

So you didn't have Snapchat anyway?

Why did I have a Snapchat?

Why did I have a Snapchat?

Because we weren't, why did you find it so funny then?

Because he didn't even know Snapchat.

No, that's work.

Actually, you have a Snapchat and it goes away.

Oh, do you know?

Yeah, do that.

It works.

I didn't, when I was younger, a long time ago.

Why did you get a Snapchat?

You definitely got Snapchat.

I haven't got Snapchat.

You'd be afraid of my favourites.

Asked me to be my friend the other day,

tightly Snapchat and see if it's on there.

I've been used Snapchat in my time.

Because this guy is saying it's easy to have a fairs on Snapchat.

Yeah, well, there you go.

Look, there's my Snapchat.

Look at that.

There you go.

There's that logged in.

That's Snapchat.

But look, I've even logged into it.

Put a little code in.

You get straight in there.

All right.

I was watching Tottenham vs. Palace the other day.

And my husband thought Solanki would be a great nickname for Pete.

Solanki?

Yeah, that one before.

Good luck.

Yes, not a good nickname.

Yeah, that one.

Thanks for the email.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Even in Client's Cardi P and Shooter Bob, great job on the pod.

I've been meaning to let you know about a guy's nickname

who I should play rugby with.

He was always getting injured.

So you remember the name Tampon?

Because he was in for a week and out for three.

That's disgusting.

People don't keep tampons in for a week, by the way.

Do you know?

I don't know.

You don't keep a tampon in for a week.

He'd die of toxic shots.

What's your name?

I can't even have it in for like a couple of days.

A couple of days.

A day thing.

What's that?

You don't keep the same.

You don't keep the tampon in for a week.

You don't keep the tampon in for a week.

You have to change the tampon.

You have to change them like every 20 minutes.

What?

Whatever.

Blimey.

That's a full-on job.

Exactly.

Yeah.

It's so much graph.

Exactly.

Jesus Christ.

Depends on how heavy your flow is.

Oh my god.

You know, guys, it's the human body.

I know.

Can't be repulsed.

I'm not repulsed.

Yeah.

Still not information.

Still not a word.

Straight.

Staggering.

Staggering about work.

It's staggering about work.

Yeah, exactly, it is.

Wow.

Fair play.

So you were just staggering about work, having a baby's work.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, yeah.

Missing you'd rather do it if you didn't want to have a baby.

That's a staggering about work.

Sorry, I didn't mean that.

The child is a staggering about work,

because if you don't have a tampon,

it's also not contraception, Pete.

I'm just throwing it out there.

You stop getting the appearance when you're pregnant, don't you?

Yes.

That's what I'm saying.

Oh, OK.

So having a baby is more work than having a period.

Have a judo?

I don't know.

No, no, neither.

I didn't have either.

Exactly.

Let's give you a shot.

Well, I just, I'll just make a guy's point seems like a lot of work.

It is?

You don't, you men don't realise?

Why is we're looking at me like that?

No, no, no, no.

We're discussing, we're really out of our comfort zone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got from nicknames, too.

OK.

OK, should we get into some questions quickly?

Hi, I recently heard you talking about going to a cinema and dilemmas that follow

and it got me thinking, I go to a cinema on my own all time.

And I feel like I'm being judged by everyone in there.

It just doesn't feel socially acceptable.

My question is, do you ever go to a cinema by yourself or do you think it's a

slightly weird endeavor?

Love the pod and please give me some film recommendations, Jenny.

I have got a point of, I totally get it, massively get it going to a cinema on

your own.

You don't talk to anyone.

You know, you watch a great film, you can...

I just be scared.

No, I totally get it.

My mate does it.

And we came to him for years, I think.

Who?

I used to do it.

Yeah, we came to him.

We used to say, that's so weird.

You're Sarah Gillette.

Yeah, basically.

And then he explained it to me and he was like...

Never make sense.

You're not allowed to talk.

You go and watch a film at home when you're on.

But you've got all the...

You know, it's a bigger screen.

It's a more immersive experience.

You're not...

It's not social experience, is it?

No, I suppose not.

Why was it...

What was his reasoning for going by himself?

Shall I really want to see the film?

All right.

I could be asked, waiting around, see if anyone can go.

That's fair enough.

And he was like, I want nothing to do.

But Cass has meals on her own.

Cass will go up for...

Like, if she stays in a hotel on her own, like, if she's travelling or whatever.

I do that.

She'll go down to the restaurant on her own.

Why not?

I even...

I could never do that.

Yeah, but I...

Right, because obviously when I was playing football, I was on my own.

I stayed in the Belfry for three months.

I know.

And you're not...

And I just...

I had lunch and dinner on my own every night.

So you just get used to it.

And then you start really enjoying it.

I used to come home when I was at Burnley.

I was in hotels on Norwich and Lone.

I'd just go out.

I'd just go for dinner on my own.

Which now?

I'd just go for random...

I'll wait for a tap.

That's yesterday on my own.

You love a tap, I see it.

Who the fuck are you?

I've got no idea who you are.

You're on Snapchat.

You're going swimming.

You're going to tap us as on your own.

All these things you don't even mention to me.

No, if you talk about it on my blog.

I'm actually going to dump you.

Which tap?

Where I record my Peter Crouch pod.

There's a tap-ass round corner.

And it's like...

Is that the one we went to, John?

Oh, I love it in there.

Yeah, we going, it was fun.

I think I've been there a while.

Yeah, exactly.

So good.

There you go.

There's cricketers off the charts, right?

Yeah.

Because it comes so quick and it's quick little plates.

I go to a sandwich on the way home and eat it.

Or I could just quickly go in there,

get a little tap-ass.

Because I'm on a schedule now of my eating plan.

Another red flag for an affair?

I'm trying to look as good as I can for you.

I'm pissed off.

I'm trying to feel good or want to look good.

I don't want to be...

I want to be good.

There's some good things, positive steps.

Good.

Okay, next question.

Basically, I'm saying,

what do you agree with this sort of one thing?

I think it's fine.

I think it's fine.

I personally couldn't do it because I'm a worse.

I can't do anything on my own.

Really?

I don't want to...

Of course, self-dating, don't know.

You take yourself out for a meal for a cinema.

Like a self-date.

You know?

I'd like a self-date at home.

I'd like being on my own.

I'd like to get rid of Peter and the kids

so I can, you know, clean up and get a bath

and put my turn on and a face mask and...

I do think people should...

Watch some girly, shite, untelly.

I like that kind of thing.

But I would be too scared to go out and do that.

I don't feel like I was shopping on my own.

If you'd called me and said,

I'm watching a film.

I was going to watch...

Every man.

Yeah.

To watch a film.

I would think that...

What the fuck?

Yeah.

I think you would have...

I can't even go to Mandarin Stone, the tile shop on my own.

I need someone with me at all times.

Yeah, you do.

I'm needy.

Yeah, you are.

They said film records.

You got any records?

What was the one you were talking about last week?

It's complicated.

It's old.

It's like 20 years old.

I was...

It's so old.

I've watched it 20 times as well.

But I just love it.

If you just want an easy watch and it's light-hearted, it's great.

We got Danny Dyer coming up on the peak hurt pod.

Oh, yeah.

We had him on the other day.

I was just chatting to him about the business and about football factory.

Fuckin' love those films.

They brilliant.

And I...

It's nice to be able to talk to him about what Hat came about.

And he just said about the soundtrack in the business.

Unreal.

He's just like...

That kind of makes a film sometimes.

Yeah.

Especially those types of films.

Well, Deity Danson's soundtrack is phenomenal.

It's...

The songs on there, that film would be not...

Not that it wouldn't be nothing, but...

It's iconic because of the soundtrack.

And I think that's recognized as one of the...

The biggest cell and movie soundtracks of all time.

Yeah, I think that's...

Wow, let's be right up there.

Next to Gris or something, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I've got the new film.

Great.

That's my favourite.

I listen to that soundtrack a lot.

The film.

Oh, god.

I love it.

Is that your cup of tea?

Yeah.

Have a little listen on the way home.

I will, yeah.

It's not the old film.

The Gary Oldman, it's the new film.

The new film.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Please.

Thanks, man.

He's too...

You own that...

Honestly.

Kill me.

You'll be coming back to me, guy.

Thank you very much.

So, it's listening to the fam sound track

in between...

Tapas.

SD card.

SD card.

You're welcome.

I'm in a mid-life crisis.

In me, man.

Yeah.

Well, no, say...

You know, I've got...

I've got a tapas.

Browser for each napchat.

Browser for each napchat.

Go for a swim.

Go for a swim.

I'm listening to SD card.

And the fam sound track.

Like a bowler.

Oh, my god.

For the cinema and evening.

I can't be off.

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Okay, so we've recently asked viewers to send in their holiday dilemmas.

You know, the things you and your partner disagree about when it comes to book on a holiday.

And well, it was quite enlightening.

Yeah, thanks everyone who sent them in.

It was good for us to see that we're not the only ones who have the odd disagreement

about where we're going to go on holiday.

No, I've told you, we don't do holiday disagreements anymore because you just go whatever I say.

Okay, well if we ever did happen to not see it all the time when it came book to booking a holiday

as unrealistic as that may sound, then at least we know exactly who to turn to.

Absolutely. And you know what Pete, I couldn't agree more.

And the answer is of course Tui.

Whatever sort of couple or family you are, they have the holiday to suit you.

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Okay, Abby, going all day with the kids again and time soon,

they really struggle with the pain in their ears on the flight,

even when we give them earplugs.

It's something I've never struggled with personally.

Is this same with your kids and any tips?

Yes, Liberty has suffered with her ears for years.

She, like as a baby, she was like constant ear infection.

She had to get grommets didn't she? And I don't know, it's out.

And she really suffers on the plane.

I think the best tip is to pop your ears.

Well, a lot of some kids don't like to do it.

She was struggling with that, didn't she?

And if they're really young, they might not know how to do it.

Yawning is a good one.

If you've got a baby, I'd always give them a bottle on takeoff and London,

because the swallow went, the swallow went.

So kind of sweet, chewing gum.

Do that, Yord.

Do you know what's lucky about us?

We've had four children.

You got me.

You got me.

He's just caught that.

Yord went to what Yord means.

You don't mean she was saying that.

It's just mine over a matter, isn't it?

It's just too strong.

You've done well that, Pete.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Some resilience to the Yord, isn't it?

No, I'm like that.

It means you're a sake of us.

I heard that as well.

Yeah, I've heard that.

Sorry, that can't be proven.

Zippet A.

We've had four kids.

They've not been screamers on a plane.

Any of them?

No.

You do get a screamer, don't you know?

You get a screamer every single time I had one mission.

But I feel, I feel for the parents.

You can't, you can't.

It's not anyone's fault.

No.

No.

No, but I'm just saying that we were just lucky to draw.

We were just lucky.

But our kids have always been really good at sleeping as well,

and like good in restaurants,

ish.

Yeah, there they are.

They are.

They're good kids, that's why.

Yeah, they are.

Very good.

You always moan about them, complain about them,

not you, but ours.

But, you know, we...

We hate them, but that actually they're really nice.

No, they are great, aren't they?

They are good ones.

Yeah, they are.

No.

No.

I think, you know.

Libro to song about Bambi as she sang it here.

No.

So she's like, well, I've written this song about...

She's got a new little dog, Bambi.

Mm-hmm.

So she...

I was like, Lib, I can't believe you wrote this.

It's amazing.

She said, oh, I didn't write it.

Actually, I just typed into Chuck G. PT.

Can you write me a song about a little white fluffy dog?

I've put it to, um...

Oh my god.

Is it amazing?

Yeah.

I saw the little...

And she's like, like a cloud you've pitted in my life.

Oh, I'm so beautiful.

And she's singing it for me.

That's lovely.

I was...

I was disappointed that she used Chuck G. PT instead of writing it as that.

Yeah.

It was shame.

I saw she drew you a picture of you on the horse.

I know.

That's cute, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Bambi, I saw that.

Beautiful little thing.

I saw it on the horse.

She leaves me love letters every...

Do you know those things?

You get like that?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She made me one of them yesterday and everything.

It's like, mom, do you know how much I love you?

Mom, three things do this three times and they get three hugs and they get three kisses.

And then it's...

I wish I'm...

I'm going to be you and I'm older, mommy.

It's just...

Oh, it's precious.

I was playing the game.

It's phenomenal.

It's Angel, isn't it?

Chuck's doing well at the moment as well.

The other night I put him to bed.

And sometimes put a little light bit in the jar.

I'll go on for 10, 15 minutes so you can watch that.

Right.

And then he said to me, Dad, can I watch the Champions League match?

No way.

Oh, what did you just say, son?

Tear rolling down your head.

I wanted the Champions League match.

Oh, God.

Well, you're not proud of this moment.

You're going to watch the match about me.

It's not going to make me...

I don't have to force you to watch it.

He's like, no, I just want to watch the game.

He looked the following match.

It was Barcelona and Luminiumo was obviously one of his favourites.

Yeah, of course.

Luminiumo...

Oh, so basil.

It was Luminiumo.

The young Barcelona player.

Spanish winger.

Younger.

It's love and peace.

I thought...

I thought Southampton.

Was it Southampton?

Southampton.

He did a lot of the full of games.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, number 18 was good.

Yeah, they got some good players, Southampton.

Love Freed.

Love Freed.

Have some read.

One of your favourites.

Yeah, I just liked his style.

It was tidy, wasn't he?

Like his physical style, like the way he could see.

He's been doing a load of them once.

He's doing the ballet.

He's doing the ballet.

It's like his top half twists on his legs.

Do you know what I mean?

Thought he had a nice touch.

I liked him.

I liked him.

Like we should get a little game for you to watch

and just analyse it and see who you like.

I thought the boys with the socks down were disrespectful.

I didn't like it.

This was respectful.

Yeah, I just thought I was like, you know, playing basketball, honey.

Yeah.

You play football, pull your socks up.

Pull it literally.

Literally pull your socks up.

Yeah.

I don't like that.

That shouldn't be allowed.

It's not the etiquette.

Yeah.

Definitely didn't have anything to say.

I think I'm with you on that.

Yeah.

It's just like it's too casual.

Super casual.

Yeah.

But it's almost like no fox given.

Yeah.

And it didn't like it.

Yeah, no.

I get where you're coming from.

It's almost like two laces are untied.

Yeah, yes.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

And he had a bag of your shirt and I was thinking, oh, took that in.

It's still in mod mode, isn't it?

Yeah.

It's just like that.

That did.

How dare you.

And then they all had the shirt out.

Yeah.

Okay.

It should be in mod mode.

Okay.

All right.

Well, that's good.

Yeah.

You're a little football take.

I like that.

Go on.

But those are Phantom fans.

But they brought it.

Yeah.

They were so loud.

They were buzzing for it.

Yeah.

If they cut, if they cut, if they cut, it's a different kind of atmosphere to, you know,

a Premier League game or something like that.

If they cut, there is a, there is a something special about the atmosphere.

They did not start saying anything.

And they bring more fans.

You know, so normally they'd be in the corner, but they have the whole end.

Yeah.

Because you get more fans for every cup games.

Yes.

I love that ground.

It's fabulous.

It's beautiful.

Okay.

Hi, happy piece.

Are you full of fun?

No, but I went.

I went that same game.

You were lucky.

Yeah, he was there.

It's in the hospitality.

Unbelievable.

And the river's just there.

How gorgeous is that?

We're watching all the rowers on the wall.

Yeah.

It's just good.

But, you know, they do things all week long.

Yeah.

My mate's got an office around the corner.

And he goes for lunch.

And that's there.

The food was incredible.

And also, they do like roller discos.

So the kids and stuff like that.

Really?

So I was like, can you give me a list of all the things they do?

And they do comedy nights there.

Yes.

So they're trying to take like full advantage of using it,

like throughout the week.

Is it true you can be like a member there, or something?

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I think it sounds like a member's club or something there.

Yeah.

I was watching people having cocktails, like trying not to vomit in my oyster

because we were so hungry.

I had like mint tea and that's all like a stomach.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, okay.

I have a list of podcasts while I revise.

It helps me get through the exam season.

Do your children want to listen to that?

Is this okay?

The union stuff, isn't it?

Is this okay?

You need a big part of our list of base.

Oh.

Yeah.

A levels, that kind of thing.

A levels.

Yeah, it's all about port.

Nothing on the board.

I think.

She says, who is the best celebrity you've ever met and who is a big inspiration to you?

It'd be great to know who you look up to and admire, like we do, the both of you.

Well, I look up to Peter Crouch.

Emily from Sussex.

Shout out to Emily.

I was quite nervous.

The new breed of listener.

The new breed.

Well, Stevie Wonder was pretty spectacular to me.

That was amazing.

Didn't he say you had a good energy?

He said, you had a good energy.

He said, you had a good energy.

Energy.

When was this?

When was this?

Here's when I was thinking of Jonathan Rossi as a guy.

It's another fit girl, am I?

And you go, oh, you got great energy.

Imagine that.

This is terrible.

But we've met some incredible people in our time.

It did say you had great energy, though, didn't he?

What did you say back to that?

You remember?

Thanks, Stevie.

Oh, my God.

That's probably what I did say.

We met a lot of great people.

You know, just being like guests on the podcast or from the podcast I did,

like from all different walks of life.

Yeah, it did in the podcast.

Obviously, like we had Rod Stewart, Elton Chan, Prince William.

It was incredible.

Like me and those people, like being across those people,

it then...

Yeah, it was a lovely principle when I met him.

Yeah.

Football wise, I think, let's third down.

We had it one recently.

Oh, my God.

He was someone I looked up to and I was a kid and someone that helped me when I was playing football.

Like, kind of...

He was quite inspirational.

I would say.

Big glass.

Yeah.

Big glass.

So less.

So less.

I knew he had something before his name.

Yeah.

That's nice.

I don't know.

You met Thomas Tuckle the other day, didn't you?

Yeah.

You thought he was really handsome.

Shut up.

Shut up.

She keeps saying that.

She keeps saying that to me he's really handsome.

I said he's so handsome and Pete played Paddle with him and come home.

And he went, babe, see what you mean?

Yeah, he's so nice.

He's really good looking.

Is his eyes or something?

Is it dreamy eyes?

What's the vibe?

He's a dreamboat.

He's a dreamboat.

That's what you said.

He's a dreamboat.

Sell it in private.

Yeah, even Anthony Barry said he was gorgeous.

Yeah, he's good looking man.

Was he any good at Paddle?

Yeah, very good.

Really efficient.

Very good.

He's tall.

Is he?

Very.

He doesn't come across that way on Telly.

I don't know why.

Oh, yeah.

He's got his eyes.

Yes.

He's got to sing about him.

I think, you know, if you're in the manager, you've got to have something about him.

Yeah.

We've had some interesting ones on my way, haven't we?

Meeting wise, celebrity wise, people that, you know, got inspirational people.

Yeah.

Just being out and stuff like in the wild, it's quite nice peeing people, isn't it?

Yeah.

It's nice to be with people in the wild.

Ed Sheeran's a good one.

Yeah.

I met Mickey Rotten.

I had a night out.

That was good.

What was that?

Yeah, he was.

I don't really like saying you have met.

It's like a bit of a dweeb.

Like a name dropper.

Name dropper.

Oh, you've been asked directly.

I'm keeping mine in.

I'm keeping mine locked in.

I'm going to say the biggest, my idol is you and I look up to you.

Oh.

That's nice.

Because I physically do.

You don't want to grow up to him or not?

No.

Okay.

Hello.

Clans and Kylie P.

What's the correct etiquette for using someone else's bathroom?

Is it windows open, fan on emergency escape plan?

Love the pod.

What I produce for life is number two in someone's house.

It's just a no.

But you just don't go.

No.

Right.

I had to go in the airport the other day, right?

And I went in there and there's, it was only within the lounge.

And there's like three toilets, two were, you know, two, two of, two of busy and one

I went in.

And then, but it's, it was, it was a double sort of women and men.

So then I heard someone, and then I heard someone.

So then there was two women now in, in the, you could hear them talking.

Did you get, I don't think they share toilets in the lounge.

Yeah.

It was just in the girls.

No, we had man of women on it.

I don't, I don't cruise around women's airport toilets.

Me dad did that.

Me dad was, me dad was in a service station.

Service station.

That's what they called online.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And he went, he was dying for the loo.

So we went into the loo.

And obviously in, in service station, there's like loads, there's loads of toilets in a row.

Yeah.

So my dad was washing his hands and he said, a guy walked into the cubicle and walked out,

went, oh, and me dad went, I just did that.

Meaning, walked in and walked out.

Oh, meaning he walks in and went, oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And the guy thought, the guy thought my dad had done the deed and the toilet.

Yeah.

And was horrified, like, ran away from my dad.

So he's like, but the dad's gone, I've just done that.

And he went, he passed it.

Yeah.

And me dad was like, no, no, I mean, I've just kicked the door open.

That's amazing.

But yeah, so yeah.

So what, like, I think that one's, that one's a dodgy one.

Yeah.

Bad enough.

I think if just as a fellow weight, there's a fellow weight to go in and you're unloading in there.

Toilet etiquette.

When windows got to be opened.

No, leave it how, leave it how you found it.

Leave it how you found it.

If you, if you, if you're smelling very good, the window obviously has to be opened.

I don't really like this.

You can't have a skid on the back either.

You need to like, you can't leave it.

No pebbles actually.

You can't leave those brands.

No pebbles.

No pebbles.

No pebbles.

No pebbles still.

Well, this feels like a beautiful place to maybe wrap up the pot.

All right.

Well, yeah.

I took a wrap up on that one.

Yeah.

I suppose we can.

You know.

Yeah.

Be courteous of other people's things.

Leave as you found it.

Or in some, some people's houses leave it better than you found it.

Yeah.

It can't stand a dirty toilet.

It says, says us with our cat litter trainers at the moment.

She keeps pissing in the downstairs toilet.

On the floor.

Yeah.

The toilet.

Yeah.

So we have to put the litter straight in there.

Sorry.

She just pees next to it.

She's in continent.

She's dying.

Oh, God.

I know.

It's terrible.

So we let her off.

Well, yeah.

On that note.

Well, we'll both get there at some stage.

So we'll be in continent dying.

Well, you remember though you swive it?

No.

Well, I see it as I'm trying to prolong it.

So I'm trying to prolong it.

Okay, folks.

Keep them calm and we love your questions.

And yeah, we'll see you next week.

See you soon.

Ask me anything.

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