
Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares
About this episode
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits.
From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice.
We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly.
And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026?
Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge.
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00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession & glow-ups
02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously
04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing
06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner
07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title
09:02 – IVF pregnancy & mismatched sex drives
10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room”
12:03 – Curry, sex & inducing labour myths
14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”?
15:59 – “I would never get married again”
17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins
24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — heartfelt apology
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