Phone Tap: Vahts In Ze Package

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Sign for your prank phone call. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

And today, if you work with one of the big couriers and your package gets lost or stuck

somewhere, your biggest nightmare is dealing with their customer service to try to track it down.

Oh my god.

But correction, the new biggest nightmare is dealing with two German guys who work for that

courier. Good luck getting any type of coherent answer out of them.

But that's what happens today when a guy tries to send a pizza stone in the mail,

and it goes missing in your phone tap right now.

We're up in Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

Hello.

Good to morgan. I'm calling from the customer support for federal express.

My name is Tviks Zikla.

Who is this?

Tviks Zikla. This spelling is just how it sounds like T-W-I-X time.

From the FedX, you have submitted an issue.

So I had a package that would start at the transport facility or at least that's what it says online.

Yeah, what else?

Well, and then they said it was missing and then they said they found it.

Got it. I actually work at the transport facility where it's being held.

Oh, wow.

And okay, honestly, you probably need to talk to Hans about this.

I'm going to call him over here. One second, please.

Hey, Hans.

Yeah.

Hans, come here, please.

Hello.

Yes, you remember the guys that I told you about Toby?

The ones with the package issue?

Oh, yes, Toby.

Toby, yes, he's on the line.

Oh, hello, Toby!

Yeah, hi, yes, it's Toby.

Yes, would you like to tell Toby what happened with his package?

Not really.

I mean, I do not want to.

I feel you must.

What's going on?

Hello, Toby, this is Hans and I know why your package has been delayed.

Why?

Well, me and the bunch of the guys from the warehouse,

we play this little game called Vatsyn's a package.

Wait, it is very fun.

What?

Anyways, we could not figure it out after shaking it and passing it around,

so we just opened it up.

You opened the package?

Yes, the game is called Vatsyn's a package.

That is the point.

Is he not comprehending the rules of Vatsyn's a package?

I'm not sure.

Well, listen, whoever you are, Hans or whatever.

I mean, that's illegal.

You can't do that.

According to who?

According to law.

A German law?

Which law?

No, I'm confusion.

Where the f*** are you guys?

I mean, am I calling FedEx in Germany?

What?

No, we are in Cleveland.

Yes.

What?

I wish we got jobs back home.

Go cover the ears.

Yeah, let's just go browns.

This is the dumbest thing ever.

I ship a piece of stone inside the U.S.

and I'm dealing with two German FedEx guys.

You know, Toby, we will not take offense to that,

even though it was highly offensive.

But honestly, you really should have called the head.

No, no, we put a note.

I'm not calling your head to say,

don't open my f*** package.

Okay, well, look, here's the deal, right?

We feel bad about the whole thing.

So I'm going to be gracious and we are not going to charge you for the repackaging, okay?

That is very kind of us.

Well, I am very gratuitous.

Hey, can you guys stop f***ing around?

I need to know where my pizza stone is.

Hmm.

This word, pizza.

I have not tried it before myself,

but I do know there's a tiny little place in Liechtenstein

who does a special with bratverse and strudel on it.

Oh, yeah, we must go try that together.

I'll show you the pictures right after Toby and Paiser's 45-year-old

for his repackaging fee.

Yeah, so I'm not paying for s***.

Hmm.

Juneau Hans, he's right.

He should not have to pay for our scurov

and should not have to pay for this prank phone call.

And we will wave the international fee

because even my accent is fake.

Wait, why in German is very, very unbelievable?

Wait, you're just fake, too?

It is. I'm just an American.

Dude, I've been acting this whole time.

Me too, man.

Wait a minute.

I'm doing this the whole time.

What the hell is going on?

Yeah, dude.

This is a prank phone call.

You're on the radio right now with the show called

Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Hi.

Good morning.

Oh, wow.

Your wife Vanessa set you up because she says

your package went missing.

You didn't know what happened to it.

So she thought we could mess with you.

Yeah, it's been stuck at a warehouse for days, right?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Good thing is we found it.

It is here in Cleveland.

But that's the worst German accent.

I've heard in a long time.

Oh, why did you guys decide to do that?

You know, with all the outsourcing nowadays,

it's just cheap out to have the Germans do it, right?

Germans do everything better, except for taking

current packages.

You're not very good at Zatvan.

This is true.

I'm looking for a phone.

I'm looking for a good at opening them.

Vunderbar.

It's time to play What's in Zimbabwe!

Yay!

You want to play, bro?

No, I'm good.

Thank you.

Typical America.

So I can Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

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There's only one solution to solve that, Shiba.

Feature cat Shiba and go from feeling ignored

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Shiba has a menu of products, appetizers,

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So Shiba has a product for even the pickiest eater.

Like Shiba Puree, made with bone broth,

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