Phone Tap: Vito & Vino In-Home Care

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3:03And today we call a woman who's looking to hire an in-home caregiver for her father. Oh, no, that's nice and hard. Yeah, lucky for her, she posted the ad on the same website where two young Italian men are searching for deals on matching tracksuits. Whoa. I'm talking about Vito and Vino. Yeah! And they are more than willing to take the job and take care of her aging pops. Yeah. All they have to do is make a good first impression. Oh, I'm sure they can do that. No way, they could mess that up in your phone tap right now. We're up into three phone taps on the 20s. Hello. Hey, how you doing? Hi. Hello. This is Vito. I sent you an email applying for the job as the in-home caregiver. Oh, okay. I'm not really doing interviews quite yet. I was just gathering. Sure. Yeah, but when you do come across my resume, keep this in mind.

4:05Use is going to get a toofah. I'm sorry, I don't understand. For the price of one, you can hire both me and my cousin of Vino. Vino, say hi to the nice lady. Hey, bonjour, no. You're the best at the giving and the caring. Very professional. Okay. So you were saying that your father needs a little help at home, right? Where the guys? Yeah, I take the left leg. You take the right. Hey, Vino, there's ain't no thanks given, Vino. We ain't got to make a wish here, right? It's a real human being. Oh, my apologies. I just mean we do it together. Well, of course, Vino, we do everything together. Excuse me. Sorry, but some kind of comedy routine that you're doing here because my dad were talking about comedy. What does she say? She says we some type of comedy duo. Now, look, I will say that my cousin and I are very funny people and I'm glad it's kind of bleeding true, and we have no kind of joking matter.

5:06But we accept the compliment. We do accept compliments and tips as well. Cam Venmo. Four square. That's right. I forgot we had a four square count still. I don't really know what's happening right now. I understand. Listen, your pops may need help with bathing, dressing and grooming and it says here. Can I ask how old is the old bag of boats? Well, that's a little rude that he is 90. Oh, he's still barely bones. He's almost a fossil. What? It's like a Jurassic Park for a blue hair. Excuse me, but this is my father you're talking about. Right. No, this respect meant whatsoever. We are going to take such good care of him. He's going to be like, oh, blue eyes when we're finished. Right, Vino? Oh, is blue eyes the Frank Sinatra or is it a metademo? How dare you even ask this question? We all know that Frankie blue eyes Sinatra is the only blue eyes.

6:06Oh, I just love a good weird hunting. That was a fantastic movie. Oh, he's the handsome. Oh, my. I'm so here on the phone. Excuse me. I'm trying to speak with my cousin for just one moment. You talking rude, weird talking. Yeah, we're trying not to be rude around here, please. Are you guys being serious in any way? Wait a minute, you got a problem with us? It just seems like you might be kind of wasting my time. Hey, look, lady, this is where we need to draw a line. All right, he may not be blue eyes, but everybody loves a metademo. Okay. He's a national treasure and we're not even from this nation. So this is what it would be like on a daily basis with you two clowns taking care of my father. All clowns. What you call this clowns, Vino? That's true. Clowns are of the highest regard, but justice used to entertain King's Lady. Thank you for your compliments. I tip my hat to you. It was not meant to be a compliment.

7:07You two are wasting my time and I need to get off the phone. But what about your father? Trust me. You two are not coming anywhere near my father. And if I see your resume come through, I'm going to put it through my shredder. Oh, I'm always supposed to show him the body supremacy. Oh, that is a good franchise. So you're like a demon in his best world. That is true. Enough with Matt Damon. I don't think she's a fan of Duncan Donuts. I'm gonna break in Jeffrey in the morning. Hello. Not a lot of people are fans of him. I mean, they're the ones doing the prank phone call right now on this unsuspecting lady. What? The segment that is. You think that we'd stop doing it, but we're still going strong. Wait, did you, what did you say? Say that again. We said that there's a prank phone call on a radio show. It's a prank phone call. Oh my god. What if she's their Denise is the one who said her up to this? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh my god. I'm sorry.

8:07Did we waste enough of your time? Yeah, but I guess it was worth it. You two are crazy. Crazy good caregivers and clowns and chefs. And Matt Damon lovers. Oh, we're crazy good Matt Damon lovers. That guy has a beautiful person. Oh, he is. And I'm definitely not going to say anything bad about him. How could you? Yeah, you can. I mean, that man has free food at all restaurant for life. Yes, it was the Spamoni. Oh, the Spamoni. We didn't even get into that. How much time do you got to talk about Spamoni? I don't really have a lot more time. Oh, come on. Throken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Uh, breaking out again, it always seems to happen at the worst time. Luckily, you've got backup. Meet Mighty Cleanser from Hero. As someone who struggled with acne prone skin, my whole life, I'm really picky about what I use on my face. And Mighty Cleanser is one I feel confident and comfortable using. It's made specifically for acne prone skin, dermatologist tested, and as 2% solacellic acid. My face feels refreshed every time I use it.

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