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I should probably save this for police blood or fax Friday.

But I can't resist.

Rob Bastille from Hyenas News sent me this last night.

And he said it to me last night and I was looking at it.

And the advanced auto parts, it's on Route 28 in Hyenas.

You know, you've driven by it a million times, probably.

So yesterday, the cops were called there.

And a customer said that he was threatened by one of the guys

who works there.

And he pulled the gun.

Yeah, the guy who works there, he's from Harwich.

He pulled the gun on the customer allegedly.

And so I was thinking, I'm watching him take the guy out.

The guy behind the counter.

And I'm saying, wow, this is a big guy.

It goes about 3.50, 400 pounds.

And today, Rob Bastille got the police report, the incident report.

Jared, would you care to guess what happened according to the police report?

Oh, racial slur.

No, the customer was a black guy.

And the clerk was a white guy.

But it was not a racial slur.

The black guy was in pretty good shape.

And he was waiting to buy something.

And the white clerk that weighs 354, 400 pounds was in the back.

And apparently, some jokes were made about his weight.

Oh.

And finally, the clerk couldn't take it.

And that's when he come up with the equalizer.

And pointed it at the black guy, at the customer.

It had nothing to do with race.

It had to do with poundage.

So I would recommend going to highannisnews.com if you want to get a good look at the guy who's been arrested.

And he was handcuffed.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing, but it's kind of a funny story to me.

Time now for the jump line.

Mayor Manino, the Red Sox season started.

What do you think?

We're a hope for his eternal embossing.

And every year we start out, we hope for a World Series championship.

So you're rooting for a World Series?

Well, I'm going to be rooting hard to bring back the World Series Cup to Boston.

Like we did in 2004 and 2007.

This Red Sox team plays with a lot of hearts.

How will they be successful?

How will one do his thing?

How will the season end?

Fair attacks, putting the uprights.

If you see the Red Sox choking, what should you do?

If there is something suspicious out there, call 911.

Thank you, Mayor Manino.

Thank you.

I just like to ask all the Boston sports writers, they still think they're going to make the fall classic.

The World Series.

They're still going to be facing the Dodgers.

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I was in Tokyo recently.

Contangey Drown Jackson stole my wallet.

Boy, you know, she's...

This was the dumbest she's ever been, I think.

She was castigated by Elena Kagan on that Colorado Counselor's case.

She was rewriting the first amendment.

But this was even worse because it made no sense.

These No Kings protesters hate all kinds of kings.

Thinking, fact checking, working.

Yes.

We've got a cut from someone who's one of the man in the street interviewer has asked one of them.

What's Trump done to make you angry?

And the guy just draws a complete blank.

You've seen it before.

This is a funny one.

We'll play it after the Choupline.

So she went from Pam Blondie to Pam Dondie.

Yes, she did.

Apparently, Trump wants Lee's Elden.

He's going to get what he wants.

Lee's Elden will be good.

But, you know, there are other ones that would be just as good, I think.

Donald Trump said he's going to put a ran back into the Stone Age.

Yeah, but that would do.

When I said yesterday, I hope he puts him back in the Stone Age.

A text that said, I prefer to say he's going to put them forward into the Stone Age.

If that's how backward they are.

Gas prices go down.

The Democrats now say that Trump is hurting the environment.

If gas prices go down, did they really go down?

If you never hear about it on the mainstream media, because you won't.

You only hear about gas prices going up on the mainstream media, at least if Donald Trump is president.

When Joe Biden is president, it's just transitory.

And you're right, it's good for the polar bears.

And don't let's not forget the penguins at the South Pole.

For the job she's done so far, I say, hats off to Mayor Wu.

Well, that is if she's going to hat.

There's more bad news from the state house today, more insanity.

I'll tell you about it.

This time it's Karen Spilka, another one of the glowering gals who run the state, the president of the Senate.

She's got an idea about where to use all the money from the millionaires tax.

You'll believe it, but it'll appall you nonetheless.

Lovey, I keep hearing about photos of a guy in the Trump orbit with a pink shirt and oversized boobs.

Is that Christie Nome's husband or the infamous photo of Ginger's car in Fox 25?

I didn't come here to be made sport of.

I'll repeat what I just told Mr. Garcia.

Fox 25, that's BS.

I thought I was infamous for my shorts and my sandals on Fox 25.

Go ahead.

Ryan Albert, Michael Proctor, were recently seen in Jupiter, Florida.

Was there a broken taillight at Tiger Woods accident?

I hope he was making a joke.

That's a little too close to home for me.

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Too good.

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Jared, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far?

Today's poll question, which you can vote in at HowieCarShow.com, is who should replace Pam Bondy as Attorney General?

Lee Zeldin, Harmeet Dylan, Ron DeSantis, Todd Blanch, or Ted Cruz?

I'm going to say Harmeet Dylan.

Harmeet Dylan is in the lead at 29%. Ron DeSantis and Lee Zeldin are tied at 23%.

17% for Ted Cruz, and 9% for Todd Blanch.

All right. I'm reading from this police report from Hyannis, from Barstable.

The black guy, the customer, was named Brown, and I hate to say it,

if the fat guy, the clerk, was named Bassett, Jason Bassett.

Brown then began walking toward the front of the store.

That's what he was told. He was thrown out.

When Brown got outside the front of the store, he made a comment about Bassett's weight,

which Brown admitted to doing so multiple times throughout the conversation.

Brown then observed Bassett draw his firearm.

Wow. Let this be a lesson.

I know we have a very polite audience, and none of us would ever make an observation,

an unkind observation about someone else's weight.

But just remember, if you do, someone might come back up with the equalizer.

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Today, Senate Democrats on Beacon Hill announced plans to dip into the Millionaires Tax Fund.

Remember what they said when the Millionaires Tax Fund will only be used for education,

for the children, and for transportation, in other words, for the crumbling infrastructure.

Do you know what they've decided to use the Millionaires Tax Fund money for now?

To provide for a defense fund for illegal aliens facing deportation.

I know. We're all shocked.

Mike Cannelli, Republican candidate for governor, responded to the decision stating,

if Mara Healy spent less of your tax dollars helping illegal aliens avoid evading deportations

and more of her energy on reviving the state's economy, Massachusetts would be in a far better position today.

The state's already funneled 5 million to help illegal aliens avoid deportation.

Now, they want that they've earned the Millionaires Tax Funds to illegal immigrant legal defense.

Oh, God.

Now, here's an example, I guess, of what they're going to use it for.

This is a story that's not getting much play, but I'd say it's a pretty big story.

This was in Milford.

That's where the volleyball player who was later charged in a sexual assault case as it later turned out.

The guy that Seth Molten invited to the State of the Union address.

A lot of volleyball players in Milford.

This from the Boston Harrel, the driver and passenger, also known as illegal aliens, of a white van being pursued by ice

through a pair of metro west towns fled from agents on foot after crashing into an agent-occupied vehicle.

The chaotic scene unfolded yesterday morning in Milford and Medway and the two occupants of the van were not taken into custody.

You know why they weren't taken into custody? They escaped.

They jumped out of the car at a crash near high-tension power lines after leaving the busy roadway, Route 109 in Milford.

Unmarked police vehicles were traveling at a high rate of speed chasing the Savage Cholos.

Upon arrival, said the police chief Medway, William Kingsbury,

our officers were advised by federal agents that ice had attempted to stop a white van on Route 109 in Milford.

The Cholos vehicle fled, struck an agent-occupied vehicle and continued eastbound into Medway via West Street before turning on to Fisher Street.

The savages from the Third World then jumped out of the vehicle as it was all moving.

And of course the federal, the federal, excuse me, the police chief of Medway had to issue this statement.

The Medway Police Department was not involved in the enforcement operation, other than assisting with traffic control

and facilitating the vehicles removal to safely reopen the roadway.

You mean they didn't want to help the cops? These guys were very law-biting illegal aliens.

They wanted to stay in the country long enough so that their snap cards could reload.

It was amazing, 844-542-42.

So the state police who were charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of the cadet after the boxing match at the Academy in 2024, they were in court today.

And there's a protective order, I guess, on what's the protective order on Jared? It's on the documents on the case.

Yeah, it's on the evidence and the documents in the case.

And the defendants want to lift the protective order, is that correct?

Yes.

Yeah, so Brad Bailey, the former high sheriff of Middlesex County, he's a lawyer for one of the defendants, one of the state cops that's been suspended.

And he was fighting the protective order, so this is Brad Bailey at the court tonight, cut 16.

We tend to tend with regard to the protective order.

This particular case, the protective order, in our opinion in terms of the restrictions that are imposed on what we can show our clients of how we can show it in other aspects are unduly burdensome, unnecessary, respectfully inappropriate.

This is not a case where what this has been intimidated, this is not an organized crime case involving the Cosa Nostra.

This is a case in which we have a little mess discovered.

The state police are probably more dangerous right now in Massachusetts than what's left of La Cosa Nostra or the Winter Hill game, actually.

Sheriff Bailey.

We'll be right back. I'm Howie Carr.

Live from the Berna Lesslethal Pistol Studio, it's Howie Carr.

844-542-42.

Bill, you're next with Howie Carr, go ahead, Bill.

Howie, howie, but...

Good.

Bill, you've got to call back. That was a bad connection.

Paul, you're next with Howie Carr, go ahead, Paul.

Hey Howie, now, seeing we got so much money for illegal aliens, we're almost every city in town in Massachusetts is facing a 2.5 override because they've underfunded the schools.

So when the hell are your cities and towns going to wake up and all get together and follow a class act in lawsuit against the state?

I don't know if they can file a class action lawsuit, Paul.

What people have to do is get some responsible citizens to go out there and run against these hacks.

The problem is, you know, you're talking about no kings.

As someone mentioned yesterday, a caller, what is Speaker Ron Mariano and Queen Karen Spilka?

They are the real dictators, the autocrats, along with Maraheli and Attorney General Andrea Campbell and Michelle Wu.

These are the people that are really dictators. They're elected, but they're monarchs nonetheless. Go ahead.

Right. There's no kings unless they're in charge.

That's right. They don't mind kings if they're the ones that are the kings, if they're the ones wearing the crowns.

Thanks for the call. 844-542-844-542.

Speaking of kings, I told you I was going to play this cut. This is a liberal that's being asked what is one of these marches over the weekend.

He's an old guy, obviously. They're all old guys. They're being asked, what's Trump done? Cut 13.

What do you make of the fact that he was democratically elected, even won the popular vote? How does that make him a king?

It doesn't make him a king. It makes him a president, not a king.

Well, this is called no kings, so what does that mean to you?

It means we got to get rid of him. He's not a king. It's a democratic process, and we've gone that route with him.

Now, if he's acted like a king.

Can you give me a specific example?

A specific example? Well, there's a million of them. I'll put together. There's no one example.

It's that one or two? It's more than one or two.

No, can you give me one or two examples?

I'm not at the top of my head. I mean, I can, I guess. I'm just a loss of thought.

There's a lot of things. I can't really...

There's a million of them, but he can't, that's what he said, but he can't think of any.

He can't think of any of those millions of things that Trump has done.

That's so, that is so terrible.

844-542-42.

Time now for illegal aliens in the news. I've been reading to some today like this, this...

Millford men fleeing ice agents after smashing into their car and jumping out and abandoning the car as it's moving.

But here are some more illegal aliens in the news. Cut forte.

A dust tow truck driver is dead after a horrific crash on I-20. Good evening and thanks for joining us. I'm Peyton Yeager.

I'm Steve Yeager's 9 o'clock police say 66-year-old Guillermo Garcia was fixing a flat tire on his own record.

Parked on the side of the road, just east of spur 408 near Mountain Creek Parkway Wednesday afternoon.

Dallas County Sheriff's Deputy say a suspected drunk driver hit and killed him.

A co-worker was also on the scene of witness the whole thing. Fox Force Casey's ego spoke with that witness today.

Join us live with this story, Casey.

Steven Peyton, the 41-year-old, is being held right back here in the Dallas County jail tonight.

Charge with intoxication, manslaughter, and there's also court records and jail records indicating that he is on an immigration hold.

Ha! Suspected of being in the US illegally.

A drunk...

Illegal alien killed somebody on I-20 in Dallas.

And by the way, he kills apparently a Mexican Guillermo Garcia.

And the guy that was with him, he was interviewed in Spanish.

So this is what keeps saying.

So many times, probably the majority of the cases, these drunk illegal aliens are killing their own countrymen.

But the Democrats want them in the country and Karen Spellka wants to make sure that they get plenty of money for legal expenses.

844-542-42.

Cut 50.

Virginia man behind bars accused of killing his three-month-old daughter.

Fairfax County police responded to calls of an unresponsive baby at Lake Street this past Friday night.

Once their officers found the baby not breathing, she was pronounced dead at the hospital.

Hospital staff told police that they found evidence the girl was abused.

And the medical examiner determined that she died from blunt force trauma.

Authorities say she was in her father, Michelle Lopez Gomez's care.

Gomez has been charged with second-degree murder and felony child abuse.

His first court appearance will happen today at 9 a.m.

Illegal alien.

This is the third murder in a week by an illegal alien.

The other couple of weeks, the other two were stabbings.

And they have a sorrows-owned district attorney prosecutor.

And of course nobody ever gets held.

They keep letting them go.

They keep committing more and more heinous crimes.

Finally, they kill somebody. They stab an American at a bus stop.

Or they beat their three-month-old infant daughter to death.

And then, hey, maybe we ought to lock them up.

What do you think? Should we lock them up?

844-542-844-542-442-442.

This is just too much.

And then they complain about it.

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I'm hearing anecdotally about people getting huge tax returns this year.

That's going to help. I've heard the same thing.

I haven't talked directly to too many people who have gotten tax returns yet.

But they are up.

I'm hearing about it on the text line.

And it looks like it's going to be pretty good.

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Did you hear about the California gubernatorial race?

We've been talking about Eric Swalwell.

He's going to get some free ink, free airtime from the FBI

when they release the reports, the 302s, on his sexual exploits

with Fangfang, the Chinese spy.

They have another problem, though.

They have a jungle primary.

There's not a Republican primary.

There's not a Democrat primary.

There's just one primary.

It's like a municipal election, like for the Boston City Council, for instance.

And the two top contenders, Republican or Democrat, advanced to the final.

And so the problem is for the Democrats in California,

the two top people polling.

One is the Steve Hilton, the former Fox host, and the other one is the sheriff

of San Bernardino County, Bianco.

And so the Democrats have some candidates, but nobody likes them.

But there's a bigger problem.

You know where I'm going with this, Jared, right?

So all the top candidates are white.

As terrible as the white Democrats are, the Democrats of color are even more appalling.

And so the University of Southern California used to be a conservative school.

Used to be a Methodist school.

Now it's as woke as Berkeley, or close to being as woke.

They were going to have a debate.

But then they had standards for the debate, polling and fundraising, that kind of stuff.

And guess what?

None of the candidates of color made the cut.

Dan Greenfield had a great piece about this.

California Democrats have a problem with their leading candidates.

One doesn't live in the state, but allegedly lived in the euphemistic sense with a Chinese buy.

Another has the looks and personality of a distempered bore,

and can't stop screaming at staffers, reporter, and anyone late with their lunch.

That would be Katie Porter.

She's a friend of Elizabeth Warren.

Of course she has.

A third is a billionaire who convenes events at luxury hotels to explain how he'll fight against the billionaires

for the working class he sometimes reads about in the papers.

And those are their most popular candidates.

That's Tom Steyer.

But since this is California, the real problem is that all of these candidates are the wrong color.

Their skin lacks melanin.

Two of them can't even tan.

Basically they're white.

Much too white.

There are other more diverse candidates, like a Latino former LA mayor, a Chinese state controller,

a black Jewish school superintendent, and Biden's former Latino secretary of health and human services.

But the public is interested in voting for them or giving them money so they're not viable candidates.

What are the Democrats to do when their voters just aren't interested in diversity?

Well, I love this about Greenfield.

He makes the point that the leaders of the California assembly, they're quote unquote Hispanics.

They're actually white.

But they're complaining about only white people.

You understand that Hispanics were white until about 50 years ago.

They were white.

And then they decided to make him Hispanic, and it was such a great grief that everybody wanted to be Hispanic.

But this is what the Greenfield says.

Assembly speaker Robert Rivas, who insists he is not white, Senate president Monique Lemone,

who has also achieved the great distinction of not being white, despite probably not being able to tan,

along with the leaders of the Latino, Black Asian, LGBTQ, and other numerous other caucuses,

all signed a letter claiming that there is growing alarm from California voters,

because every excluded leading candidate of a person is a person of color.

And that if USC, Southern Cal, does not do the right thing, we call on California to boycott this debate.

The candidate, the candidates, the diverse leaders of the state, two of whom are white,

claimed were excluded or polling respectively a 3%, 3%, 1% and 1%.

The selection process is indeed biased.

It's biased against politicians polling between 1% and 3%.

Together, all the diverse candidates add up to 8%.

Only the Latino candidates could even crack 3%.

The Black and Chinese candidates are at 1%.

Whose fault is this?

If voters don't like diverse candidates, what could be done to cure them?

Gunpoint Drag Queen Story Hour, Electro Shock Therapy, accompanied by Candace Owens' podcast,

Mandatory Tickets to WNBA Games held in North Korean labor camps, Netflix?

This is too much, this is too funny.

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He's got a good story right now.

Mike Benogue has rented an airplane for the game on Saturday.

We're going to do it for the home opener tomorrow at Fenway,

but the visibility is apparently poor.

So they're going to have a plane on Saturday when the weather is clear.

And it's going to be flying over Fenway Park.

And it's going to have a banner behind it.

72% voted audit.

Healy said no.

That's a good thing.

I like airplane banners.

72% voted audit.

Healy said no.

Didn't healy also say, I voted for the audit.

I just can't enforce it.

Andrea Campbell said the same thing.

She approved that she said it was constitutional to have a legislative audit.

She allowed it to go onto the ballot.

That's one of her jobs as a AG.

She decides what's constitutional.

But now once it got passed with 72% of the vote,

not exactly a close call election.

She says, oh, I can't enforce that.

I can't go into court to force the legislature to do that.

A bunch of frauds.

Need to get some Republicans in there, whoever they are.

James, you're next with how we car.

Go ahead, James.

Yeah, I want to say the real problem.

If things don't go from Swaywood Supreme Court on this birthright citizenship,

we're truly doing that.

I'll tell you why.

How many, how long is it going to take for it,

ethnic Chinese American citizens,

to be able to run for office in this country,

to vote in our presidential elections?

If you have bought them 10 million ethnic Chinese dedicated communists,

throw out foreign interference in an election review,

and what are the qualifications to be present?

You've got to be 35 years old and you have to have been born in the country.

That if you were born in the country to Chinese nationals,

and then you go back and you're educated 18 years by the communist party,

and then what would be said in 10 million ballots a year to be seen?

I know, James, but it's beyond China.

I mean, China is like, you know, when a...

Their population is going to be declining.

Every place in the world is going to have these people say,

look, the US Supreme Court has said,

all you've got to do is get into the country and have an anchor baby,

and you're all set.

I mean, to everybody in the world is going to be trying to come in here.

I'm more worried about, you know,

there's worse countries than China in terms of...

I mean, it's horrible to have a million and a half Chinese that are US citizens,

but there are worse groups that could become US citizens.

What a mess I'm how we car.