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We got a couple of things going on if you care about the people who are doing things
on our show like Tony and Mike.
You've got the cyclones are playing today and Tony's got something he's doing on Saturday.
Tony, you want to tell people what it is that you're doing on Saturday why it is that
this is personal to you?
Yeah, super cool event that obviously happens here in South Florida.
It's called a bounce back from cancer and a lot of people have known about it, a lot
of people are affected by it, a lot of people don't need to it.
It's a very cool, basically, mini marathon where we walk from Baptist over to the Kasey
Center walk.
It's a lot of 14.2 miles from that track, but there's three different ones.
There's a 14.2.
There's a sixer and then there's a two mile walk.
It's basically like a huge stampede of people walking over supporting cancer, donating, trying
to find...
Supporting cancer research.
Supporting cancer research.
We're not supporting cancer.
We're against cancer.
Against cancer, but supporting people that have cancer, that have had cancer in the past
and obviously with my history, but quite a lane for you to just support cancer.
Yeah, it'd be a weird one for me to support it.
It could be your lane alone if you want to come out into a part cancer.
I'm anti, very anti, very anti-cancer, but...
So yeah, a 14.2.
Some are saying the most.
No president history has been hated in Mark Cancer, but anyways, it's going to be a really
cool event.
I'm going to be doing some stuff.
Social from there.
I'm going to be doing a lot of cool stuff.
Got in support if you can, go donate.
I'm going to put out a tweet with some links to donate, bounce back to cancer on Saturday.
So we'll be walking out there.
That's an important cause.
Our highlight team is playing.
You can catch it on the internet, the ESPN app.
We are first place and we are playing the hated warriors today and very soon we're going
to announce a live watch along that will take place on our YouTube channel.
We will pick an upcoming game and all the brain trusts of the cyclones will be here walking
you through the world's fastest game.
We've got a couple of lenses.
Is it going to be here doing it?
That's right.
We have Ethan, a microphone.
Oh shit.
What are we doing, man?
No, no, no, nobody wants that.
Nobody's asking for that.
And Roy, you're the starter of this.
I hear him way too much on the hockey show.
Like you began this.
I don't need Ethan, you don't, Roy, Roy, you're allowing Ethan's love of hockey, which
is greater than many people around here to infect your broadcast.
Look at me shocked as if you're not allowing that to happen, because you are allowing
that to happen.
You started that.
Don't shake your head.
No, with me.
No, no.
Jeremy started that with pitch clock.
Oh no.
Somebody who likes things getting to talk on the microphone.
Oh no.
And to be fair to Roy, sometimes the work he doesn't go and Roy needs somebody else to
talk.
It can't just be Roy for 45 minutes, so like he's got to get Ethan, Ethan.
Free Ethan.
You crank him like a little like, you know, wind up toy and all of a sudden he goes.
Stop defending what is clearly bad judgment by all people involved, where a media company
who has plenty of people who talk at microphones, he doesn't have to be one of them.
Well, we do kind of trim it up a little bit, sometimes he talks over me and Chris, as we
try to answer questions.
I actually like him here.
You can support the watch along for the cyclones and the cyclones.
That was unnecessary.
I don't need, I do, I love him.
I love that guy.
Kick me out if you want.
That's fine.
Minor penalty, two minutes for boring.
Wow.
Stop bullying the guys who like to talk about things they like.
That's all I'm saying.
It happened to be Jewish and anti-Semitic.
And he is a Semitic warrior and a Semitic warrior.
What kind of accusation is that that he just lobbed on his way out of the room?
That was neat.
We're anti-you.
Not anti-Jew.
Kicks even if you.
If your dad would have said it, we would have had a problem.
That is how my father, that is how my father would have said it with his accent.
Juju's going to be here in a moment, but we also have a watch party on Sunday where
we're combining two things we don't know anything about.
College basketball and the Oscars.
We're going to have a lot of people at microphones who don't know what they're talking about and
also David Sampson and Adnan Burke.
But Juju Gotti is here and a last bit of promotional support.
Juju, you had new music come out yesterday.
What was the reaction?
How did that go for you?
Yes, sir, man.
It's going up right now.
I ain't going to lie to you.
This one, this might be one of the ones right here in every place I play it in, strip
club, the regular club.
It got crazy.
So salute to all the love and support, man, from the fans of the show.
As well as the supporters of the key, man, it's so much love and I can't wait to give
them more.
You did it.
Juju, you got your band met a bio jersey on what like when, when were you made aware,
because I assume you were not watching the heat game from the start, like when were
you made aware of what was going on, did you then put the game on life?
Right.
I was at dinner last night with my girl and T.I., you dig, this happened last night.
I was at dinner with my girl and T.I.
Now when I say I was with T.I., he was at the next table over and he got his entree around
the same time I got my entree.
So basically we had dinner together.
If you squint.
What did he get?
Yes, sir.
I don't know anything.
I didn't talk to anybody.
I don't know his health restrictions or if it's Ramadan.
I don't know anything about that.
But I was at the table watching my Celtics because Jalen Brown had been thrown out of the
game.
Egregiously.
So quick on that.
We need to start letting these referees get suspensions or something because I admit
Jalen Brown has to handle and control himself in the moment no matter what the referee does.
But if we can go back to the tape and point out your Miss car referee, three games man,
no pay.
You can't just do what you want to do and throw people out when you want to and then
opes.
I made a mistake later.
Let me type something on the typewriter and cover myself, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But I was at the table eating when I saw it.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
It is here.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
It is here.
Start of the day.
Turn up my.
Start of the day.
It is here.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
It is here.
Start of the day.
Bam at a bio averages 83 points per game on days where juju got it releases a new single.
Oh, that's the standard of day.
And if you're around the world hating on Bam at a bio points, you got to look yourself
in the mirror and say, what am I doing?
You don't care about the scoring record, man.
Whoever you are, you were sitting out there having a regular day and then somebody broke
the scoring record.
Now you got a problem with it.
It's not the scoring record.
It's second place and not only do you have to look at yourself in the mirror, Ron McGill,
you got to look over your shoulder because he might shoot you if you have an opinion that's negative about this.
A lot of negative reaction, right?
Are any of these people juju that you've heard with their reactions of Bam or any of them jokers of the day?
Yes, they are.
They are jokers of the day because you got to remember comparison is the thief of joy, man.
We ain't got to get lost in all this comparison.
Kobe, we love Kobe.
There's moon in the sun.
They don't compete.
They literally each other shine.
They take turns just because the moon shining right now.
That don't mean joy and coming in the morning for you.
Let's just celebrate everybody.
Nobody got to be here.
But the joker of the day besides the people hating on Bam.
Team USA, man, Mark Dorosa is my boy's name.
Yeah.
I can't let it.
I can't let it ride, bro.
Especially how you had your team not shaking nobody's hands.
They're owned.
Like that was embarrassing to me to watch Cal Dumper do that to a Rosa Rainer.
Like, hey, Rosa Rainer, come on, man.
Like joker of the day, my boy Mark Dorosa.
Wow.
All right.
Could get really bad from tonight.
We'll see what happens in Mexico and Italy.
We should point out incidentally that the big Dumper says that that with a Rosa Rainer,
actually, his name is Rosarana, that it was all nice and fun and they were just fooling around.
Oh, it's the good friends.
It seemed like it required a phone call afterwards because, you know,
a lot of people were weighing in on it, but by all accounts are good.
Yeah, just to be like, you sure were good?
We're fine, right?
I think it was just lost in translation.
I think you say when you send someone to that.
He was three translations.
You send someone to the house of Dick and tell them to shove their sentiments up their ass.
Put it on the pole.
Can it be lost in translation if you provide three different translations?
I mean, he did say the parents are really nice.
Yeah.
And well educated.
Well educated.
Yeah.
We being educated.
Yeah.
Ju-ju, you got some polls for us to update for today?
Yes, sir, man.
Does everyone know that puppets only have four fingers on each hand?
Yeah.
57% of the audience says yes they do.
It's 83 points impressive.
79% of the audience says yes it is.
It's 83 points a lot.
Oh wow.
83% of the audience says yes it is.
And last poll.
Are you okay with changing the name of the Washington Wizards to the Washington Lizards?
84% of the audience says yes.
And those are your polls.
Thank you, Ju-ju.
And also cleaning up one thing from earlier.
Can you please tell me?
Because the Washington Wizards did really last night when they were turning the ball over whatever it was.
I think it was 7,000 times in the first half.
Just unbelievably reckless with the basketball.
They reminded me of the Washington General,
a team that exists just so that the Harlem Globetrotters can run around doing their antics.
What is the record lifetime for the Washington Generals toning?
It's me, Dan.
The Washington Generals are 4,000 and 17,000.
And they won four times?
That's right.
They won four times against the Harlem Globetrotters.
Put them up.
Some say six.
So I took the average.
I made a four.
That's not the average.
And four.
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