Postgame Show: Greg Cote's Very Good Day (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Okay, caller one wins cord-side seats to tonight's game.

What? I won floor seats?

You did.

I've been calling for 13 months.

Wait, Chris?

Yes, I finally did it.

What are you gonna wear?

Men's warehouse.

They've got today's looks for any occasion,

and I need to look like a celebrity.

Don't want to stick out.

Exactly.

They've got chill flecks by Kenneth Cole,

Joseph Abboud,

and a tailor at every store for the perfect fit.

Congrats.

You can stop calling now.

It's not a chance.

Hit any look for every occasion at Men's Warehouse.

Love the way you look.

Greg Cody is leaning back in his chair,

satisfied with the performance.

He's a bit post-coital.

He showed you what it sounded after consummation

and looked like when he is very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Greg Cody, you seem satisfied with your performance today.

What do you think, Tony,

is gonna happen to the betting here

where you thought he would fade by hour, too.

It seems like you've lost that bet.

I'm betting he's pretty useless tomorrow.

I don't think he's gonna be very good tomorrow.

That would be my bet.

Jeremy, which way did you side on this?

I said, let's just hand him the ball

and let him go until the wheels fall off.

They never fell off.

I'm ready for this to continue into tomorrow.

I expect excellence.

Wow.

Thank you, Jeremy.

Excellent.

Content bender into tomorrow.

He needs to go on 10 day vacations more often.

Was that party supreme?

Yeah, sometimes I can't break character.

It was so popular.

It took over the internet.

It did.

People love the outfit changes.

We did do it.

They definitely, definitely didn't throw homophobic slurs.

We did do it to service for whatever reason.

About midweek, everyone decided Marty Supreme bad.

We hate this person now.

Timothy Shallame bad.

Yep.

And we just, it wasn't a winning position,

but you did great with the assignment.

Why do we keep glossing over that opera sucks?

Whatever.

Another solid point.

It's a great point.

Really wild part is he's been saying that

since like his first movies ever.

I saw several clips of him using it

as an example back when he was doing call me by your name.

Yeah, he's been on this.

He's been right for a long time.

LeBron James comes to town with the Lakers on Thursday.

I've been trying to get to this since the first hour.

You guys pushed me off of it.

I don't think he's going to play.

Do you guys think he's going to play?

Does he play plays in Orlando?

And then he's not going to play it back to that.

Well, we're going to find out tonight, right?

Because tonight the lake.

So Lakers played two nights ago.

He played was actually a second game since returning from,

you know, went when he he heard arthritis of the foot.

Well, he heard the right elbow and then the left elbow.

All both in the same play.

He remembered the left one was the one that was hurt.

Not the right.

And so he played two games since then tonight.

They're in Houston tomorrow.

They're here.

So if you're a heat fan going to the game tomorrow,

you have to hope he does not play tonight.

I mean that that Houston game is way more important to them

in their conference.

He doesn't play down here.

Although the subplot of avenging Kobe Bryant does loom.

Dan, my son, my 17 year old son is a huge LeBron James fan.

It is his favorite player.

And for his birthday a couple months ago,

I bought him two tickets to go to the game tomorrow.

Because he's like, maybe it'll be the last time to see LeBron.

You know, he said it like that.

Yes, with arms and everything.

That's today's NBA though.

You got to see like back ends of back to backs.

No, I knew I knew it was a back.

I knew it was.

I knew it.

I bought the tickets.

Dan, these were not cheap tickets.

I got him great seats.

They're right next to the Laker bench.

Well, LeBron will be there.

He better play tomorrow.

I spent a lot of money.

I'm not going.

I don't care to go.

They have another big draw.

Well, that's not the trauma.

Son wants to go see.

He wants to see LeBron.

You're talking about me, right?

As I work as the sideline reporter for the game.

JuJu, we're going to get to you here in a second.

But another thing that Zaz was screaming at me about

when he was criticizing me after the first hour

because there were a couple of different things.

He was complaining that I had not ridden Greg Cody

on all the topics that he missed while he was away

because Greg Cody, while he gave us cruise ship video,

it rarely said anything other than I had the beef tenderloin

and it wasn't very topical or timely.

But it was good.

It was so good.

It was self-involved.

So speed him up, Chris, so that we can get to a number

of topics.

Can tuna dad as fast as we can here.

20 seconds or less on each topic.

Toa is released by the dolphins.

20 seconds of thoughts.

It's just as well.

It was a long time coming.

They did the best they could to get a QB1

at a reasonable price in Malik Willis.

Can they can tuna?

Or two of whatever I said the first time.

Go on next.

Malik Willis says the dolphins quarterback.

Nothing wrong with that.

It proves they're not tanking.

They spent to get the best available free agent

good for the dolphins.

Bam out of bio is 83 points.

Love Bam out of bio, not considered a great score.

Scoring 83 points more than anybody in history,

but will whose game I saw by the way on TV.

I love that Bam did it and I hate all the instant

criticism.

Forget about it.

Of course you're going to try to get get those points

and pass Kobe for second place.

Get off his back Jack.

Does anyone else want to point out that he's blatantly lying?

No, he saw it.

He wasn't on TV.

Magnaval.

Yeah, I tell a former president about it.

Yeah, no, I saw it.

I was there.

I gave him the card that said 100.

I wrote the 100 on the card that I handed him.

Where were you and that happened?

I was I was in the arena, but they had a TV in the arena.

So I was doing both in what town?

I forget.

You know, it's a long time ago, Jeremy.

No, that's fair.

Long time ago, Greta.

And so forth and so forth and so on ellipses.

Juju is here.

I'm sorry, we missed out on all those thoughts live.

The world was denied.

Thank you.

What was that sound?

What was that?

Snorting over there snorted at the idea that the world

would be denied that analysis.

He snorted at the idea that anybody would have wanted that

five or six days ago.

And I think he started it himself for criticizing me

for not going to it earlier.

Juju.

We waited to sell it.

Thank you.

Zezza's father billed plush.

You would not be very proud of him right now.

Juju, what do you have for us today?

We've got to get to the polls and what else do we have

to get to with you today?

Yes, sir.

An honor of Dominique Foxworth joining the show today

and his internet crappin' out.

Let's do some post-show awards.

Post-show awards like that.

So I want to start it off by giving the courage slash

Purple Heart Award to Grant Cody for fighting through a

bad brother.

Battle in it.

And Gary.

And Gary.

Great job.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

I also want to give the play a hater of the day award

to my brother.

And it hurts for me to do this to my brother Tony.

No, for the Roy Boyz in a bid.

What?

You might have been accurate.

It's freedom to play a hater.

It was hilarious, but you get the award, bro.

Let's clap it up for my boy.

Third place in the turkey division against the turkey.

That's the line of the show for me.

And despite everything Greg did, the turkey, the turkey.

I want to give the mispronouncification award to my brother,

Jeremy, the bearer me for that Greta situation.

Thank you.

I was like, Greta, did he say Greta?

I'm still unclear on this.

Let's listen to it again.

They're essentially a blockage for you, Greta.

It was a mild taste.

It is.

If I hit him in the nipple with a cheese at the amount at the moment

that he said, gruff, they're essentially a blockage

for you, Greta.

Greta.

Damn.

It's going to stick.

And lastly, lastly, I want to give you the thank you

for clearing that up award to you, Dan,

for that whole Mike colon junior situation.

Thank you so much.

Good job, Dan.

I already said the end word.

Thank you.

Oh, wait a minute.

Come on, man.

I'll just have you try on here.

Someone clipped that.

Yeah.

And you may be awarded the next.

Thank you for clarifying.

Go ahead.

Joker of the day outside of that category and those categories.

Do you have a Joker of the day for us?

Yes, sir, man.

And Joker of the day goes to my brother, the creative

Shanklenta tossing Alex Coruso for blocking a shot last night.

With his shoe that came off.

Got a technical file for it, but it was innovative.

Nevertheless, it's the first time any of us have ever seen

that happen.

Correct.

We can say that is without precedent.

I've seen some wild stuff on a pickup court.

I've seen people throw a shoe.

Yeah.

But swatting at one.

I didn't know that it was illegal in that sport.

You didn't know it was illegal.

I've never had the opportunity to test it out.

But if somebody sets you, do you think this is illegal?

You'd be like, I don't know.

Yes, because I'd never seen it before.

But sometimes it's an admirable thing to say,

you don't know something, says.

You know what?

I've never seen it before, either.

But if you said to me, can someone take off their jersey

and smack someone in the face while they're dribbling the ball

with that illegal?

Oh, yeah, it is.

You blocked the ball on SmackDown.

Look, there are degrees to this thing.

I would say yes to that.

That feels more illegal than the shoe in the hand.

Do you guys think that someone would be allowed to take off a cleat

in a football game and try and hit a thrown pass with it?

Have you ever seen that?

Yeah, I think that there are rules against this.

When we did the whole, like, do we put a seven footer

behind the goalpost in front of the goalposts?

Yeah.

That's a good idea.

I also think throwing projectiles at a football is illegal.

Do you have any information or details on Kenyan Martin

and whatever happened with Gilbert Arenas?

And who is he man at now?

Like, Kenyan Martin gets legitimately pissed off.

Look, everyone knows you don't mess with Kenyan Martin.

One time, a long time ago, they filled his car with popcorn

and everybody ended up being afraid on that team

because they did that to him in order to prank him.

What happened here most recently with Kenyan Martin?

Right.

So most people know that Kenyan has a speech impediment.

It used to be way worse than it is now.

So one of the producers of the show was filmed

being talking behind Kenyan Martin's back.

And while saying one of his friends was like,

man, Kenyan Martin, he's the glue of that show.

And his friend came up, man, he got a speech impediment.

He can't be no glue and Kenyan Martin messed around

and got that video.

Lord have mercy, confronted the boy live on the camera on the show

and said, y'all want to know what this lawyer look like?

You're looking at him.

Look at this, this lawyer.

Didn't even get up, bro.

So I'm like, whoa, that was a lot for me.

But it made me think, when was the last time I hated on somebody?

You know what I mean?

I want to ask the room, pull the room,

because it's been a lot of hate last week for BAM as well.

I want to volunteer the last time I hated on somebody

was an embarrassing situation.

And I should be thrown in jail.

The Celtics won the championship.

It was a line to take a picture with the trophy.

We was getting it off.

It was like a whole bunch of civilians

getting to take pictures with the trophy.

And then right when I got to the front,

the security guard said, hey, if you're not a player,

I need you to step over here.

Then doos Tatum walked up and grabbed the trophy.

And I was like, he ain't on the damn tee.

I don't hate it on doos, but I'm embarrassed for that.

So anybody else got to look at him.

He's leaving himself vulnerable here.

Who's willing to admit to?

I played, I heard it on Roy.

I did it today.

And I wonder what you've already been called out on it, though.

That's not you offering up a vulnerability.

That's juju pointing out in front of everybody.

What you did.

The third competition though.

It's a good, we could switch from these right now.

I got a question.

There we go.

Thank you, brother.

We're going to switch.

We ain't no fruit on this tree.

But I got a question for Mike.

Yesterday, yesterday I seen some crazy news coming

from the CAF saying that they have overturned the result

of the 2025 Alconn final declaring that synagogue

forfeited the match after leaving the pitch.

What in the hell is this, brother?

Yeah, I want to get into this a little bit more tomorrow

because I have a little bit more research to do.

This final was, you know, hotly contested

and a big deal while it was happening.

Senegal was crowned Alconn champs.

And several months after the fact,

Alconn has reversed that decision,

ruling that Senegal should have lost the game 304 fit.

And the runners up, Morocco, are now champions.

This has huge ramifications in a continent

where this stuff gets really violent.

So we have to see where this stuff lands.

But it's a huge story in soccer right now.

All right.

How does the bidding work if I won?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Interpersonal ramifications aside,

I do wonder what happens to a betting ticket.

Right.

What?

It seemed like you wanted to talk.

No.

You wrote your left hand to talk.

You know what I'm saying?

As acutely as I follow Senegal's soccer,

I just didn't ever throw that.

Did you do that?

This happened before where you have something,

and then you forget it?

No.

Did that happen there?

No.

But it didn't voluntarily raise the ball.

It did seem like you were calm at the ball.

I didn't want to raise my arm.

You're just sitting like that.

Let's look at the cameras,

and let's see if we can...

No, no.

They're not going to have it instantaneously.

We'll be able to accuse you after the show.

AI.

AI is what you're about to say.

You were calling for the ball.

It's okay.

Wait till tomorrow.

It's going to be worse tomorrow.

I'm promising you.

We didn't get it on camera.

So you spared.

Juju, the polls, please,

and a reminder at 245 today,

we've got a high-alive stream.

We want you to be a part of what we're doing.

Greg, you keep laughing at this.

I'm sorry.

Just the idea of a live stream about high-alive is funny to me.

I'm telling you that it's one of the prouder things.

I never got the conversation off the ground.

There's no fruit on that tree as Juju likes to say.

But in terms of things that this show has done,

I'm not joking with you when I say,

Chris and Mike owning a highlight team

and also broadcasting live from that

in representation of metal art media represents for me

one of the proudest fun and funny things

that our show has ever done.

We own a sports team,

a defending champion sports team,

in a sport that only South Florida is keeping alive

in the entirety of the United States.

Right?

This has died in Connecticut.

Correct?

This is the only place that highlights still exists.

Yes.

In the States, yes.

There are other places in the world,

the best country, the Philippines,

where a highlight exists as a competitive sport.

This is the only place where a battle court exists,

which is this league's take on that sport.

245 today.

There will be a live stream.

And if you want to support something,

we've been supporting since we tried to keep

Danya Highly alive with poker tournaments

and helped keep Danya Highly alive for a long time.

If you want to support the thing that our show proudly supports,

over Gregg Cody's laughter.

Condition yourself.

Look, condition yourself.

This window, you're all going to be watching sports

just come tomorrow, right?

Tomorrow and Friday, you're going to be watching sports

at this time.

Let's precondition your bodies right now

and learn about a sport.

Consider this a primer.

This is going to be very educational.

We're not going to talk to you like you're stupid

because, guys, we're kind of stupid.

We're going to teach you polota.

Polls, ju-ju, at Levitag show.

What do you got?

You know about that upside down pineapple on the door?

Ha!

75% of the audience says,

yes, they do.

Maybe.

I feel so ignorant.

Our cruise is swinging hindenisms.

Hindenisms.

Hindenisms.

Excuse me.

90% of the audience says,

yes, they are swinging hindenisms.

Maybe.

Are you snapping your fingers to give off?

I'm making any noise.

Somehow.

The quiet snap.

Last poll, man.

The most important poll of the day.

If you go to Key West for six days

and you finish there in the Turkey category,

against the kids.

LOL.

It's 82% of the audience says, yes.

Greg is now found a way to look like

and resemble two South Florida team owners.

He started with Jeffrey Loria,

but now he's in his Mickey Erison phase.

Why are you snapping your fingers

and swiveling your hips?

Without snapping fingers?

And you're snapping fingers?

Snapping it.

Aren't making any sound?

How about now?

Your stomach.

I can't wait for that count.

Rooms to let 50 cents.

I'm Greg the Brady Day.

Come on.

I'm Greg Coney and that's all I want.

I'm Greg the Brady Day.

That's all I want to do.

I'm Greg the Brady Day.

I'm Greg the Brady Day.