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On this not so chilly morning,
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finally starting to feel like spring.
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And today, we're going to talk about
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why most of prepping is just procrastination.
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Why it seems like you are being productive,
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but you're just fucking around.
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All that and more in today's episode of
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the Survival Pump Podcast.
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Before we get all that, though,
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let's take a look at our morning theme music.
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I really need to find myself a primary care doctor.
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That's going to be one of my goals.
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I feel like it's time to stop
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It's time to start outsourcing my medical needs.
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If you've been following along,
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I do have after about a year
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or slash few years of trying to solve my health problems.
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I decided to go see a doctor.
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I'll follow up in a couple days
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to go over blood work.
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I have some interesting blood work.
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Apparently, at some point in my past,
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I had the parvo virus.
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Yes, parvo that kills dogs.
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I apparently had that,
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which I didn't know humans could get.
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And it stays in your blood.
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Some of this doesn't make sense, though.
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So the rheumatologist took a bunch of blood for blood work.
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But then also for my TRT,
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I took a bunch of blood.
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And some interesting numbers came back at 150
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milligrams of testosterone per week.
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My estradiol had got up to fucking 70, 71 actually.
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So I had to go on some anti-estrogen.
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Maybe that was some lag.
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Before that, I was previously on 200 milligrams a week.
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So maybe it was really, really elevated
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and hadn't had a time to come down.
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So I've gone on twice weekly examestane.
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And I went from three times a week,
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injections to daily injections,
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which is quite literally a pain in the ass.
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Anyway, that's not what we're here to talk about today.
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I was just chatting because you're my friends.
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That's what friends do.
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So anyway, most of prepping is procrastination.
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There, one, there's a problem with people where
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they would do a lot of things to look or feel busy
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that isn't actually very productive.
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You can look really busy,
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but accomplish very little.
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I noticed this a lot in my job.
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I've seen people do it all the time.
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They're very busy at looking busy,
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And those things don't accomplish a whole lot.
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And I usually, I have this thing, the main goal.
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So we call it four in the morning,
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and we work the meat and produce truck, mostly to the counter.
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The produce pallets, we bring them to the sales floor,
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and we put them up wherever we go.
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Obviously, you're not bringing pallets
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if meat to the sales floor, cold chain,
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can't work them quick enough, whatever.
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With the produce pallets, we do.
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And I've had meetings with my people.
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And they'll hit me with questions like,
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well, we need to do this.
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And what about this?
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And what about this?
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And my answer is work the fucking pallets faster.
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That fixes everything.
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I don't want to go into long explanation,
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but there are displayed tables of product.
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And management really wants those tables to be filled.
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And they're like, well, what about the tables?
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Chances are, the stuff we need for the tables
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is on a pallet that came in to which our job is to work.
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If we want the tables filled faster,
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the solution is work the pallets faster.
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Well, what about this?
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Work the pallets faster.
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But what work the pallets faster?
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It literally is the answer to everything.
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But anyway, people will break their necks
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trying to do something else and look busy.
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Same thing with prepping.
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Most of this podcast is me teaching
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to be myself a better prepper.
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It's done this a long time.
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I know a lot, but I'm by no means perfect.
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And accountability, right?
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Obviously, I can't just quit prepping
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and keep doing the podcast.
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So open and honest, one of the biggest websites
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in the survival niche based on traffic and users,
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social media presence was not made by a prepper.
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It was made by an excellent marketer
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that saw that the survival niche was booming
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and got into it to make fat fucking piles of cash.
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So no authenticity with that.
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He brings it, it's, what's the damn website?
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If you go on Facebook and type in survival,
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it'll probably be your number one results for fan pages.
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I don't remember the name.
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No, the name was totally gone.
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Pretty sure survival is in it.
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But anyway, he just, I think he has guest posts, right?
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And he just, he began by writing articles.
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You can, if you're a good writer and marketer,
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you can absolutely cover topics that you don't know Jack
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fucking shit about, right?
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What is, what is the someone said this?
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Like, if you go read three books on any topic,
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you're then like a top 10% expert on the topic
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and you can go give lectures and shit.
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So I'm sure you guys are like, fuck I've read
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way more than 10 books on the whole survival topic.
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Yeah, me too, buddy.
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But anyway, it's still recording.
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Okay, buying feels like progress.
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Instead of doing any of the other important parts of prepping,
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granted to be a prepper, you have to prep things,
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you have to spend money.
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However, spending money is absolutely a dopamine hit.
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And it feels good to go buy preps.
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I'm not going to sit here one.
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I'm not going to say don't buy anything
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because clearly you're going to fail at being a prepper, right?
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There are a lot of preps you can do without spending any money.
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Some of them are more productive than others,
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but you do have to, right?
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Like, you can't have a deep pantry without spending money.
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A deep pantry, though, necessarily, isn't them?
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Like, I feel like if you were to like to list
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the flashiest, most exciting parts
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of being a prepper slash survivalist,
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I don't think building a deep pantry is on that list, right?
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Buy a palette of MREs.
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That, that is fucking, that's cool, right?
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You can tell all your prepper buddies.
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Would you do this weekend?
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I bought a fucking palette of MREs.
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Yeah, that's pretty awesome.
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Practical, MREs are fun.
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I have, I need to buy, want to buy.
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I want to buy another case of MREs.
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I want the standard military.
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Friend of mine, sit me in Amazon listing.
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I think it was Amazon.
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To humanitarian aid, MREs, there are meat free.
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I think they're lentil based.
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But I like my meat.
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Variety, though, is the spice of life.
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So not like I have regrets for buying this.
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And to be honest, had I bought a case of military issued
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MREs, I liked them too much.
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And we would have eaten them, right?
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Flip side, I would have eaten them.
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So it's fun sometimes to do things like go on a day hike
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and take an MRE or two or three with a family
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and you stop and have MREs for lunch.
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So that's definitely something that I'm going to do.
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My daughter has never had an MRE.
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I think she may have had some of the stuff that we sampled
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in the humanitarian one.
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But she's never had a normal MRE.
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And I think, depending on the flavor,
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we could get her to try some stuff.
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She's getting better, but she's six.
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And sometimes it's hard to get her to try stuff.
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She's better when she was like young.
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She would eat everything.
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Duck, curry, everything.
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And then she went through a real, real picky phase.
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And we've encouraged her to branch out.
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She's real suspicious of sauces.
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Anyway, buying stuff.
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Not always the most productive thing, right?
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Another flashy, high dopamine hit thing to do, right?
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Fucking love firearms.
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Really, I'm really tempted to purchase another firearm.
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I thought about getting a subcompact carry.
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I'm thinking, what is it?
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There's a couple of firearms that I've definitely looked at.
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One of my buddies has one he's trying to sell.
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We would make a good excuse to visit up that way.
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We have a bunch of friends up north, Michigan and Wisconsin.
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And if we were to do that, we would
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have to try to find a way to visit all my friends up there.
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So save on hotel rooms, just crash on everyone's catches,
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do a survival punk northern visit.
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Anyway, if you're buying more firearms
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and you haven't had any training or any training
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in a long time, and I fall in this category,
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I absolutely need to take a pistol
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course in the near future, which I don't
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know if you guys follow it on YouTube.
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I don't know if he's still there.
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The T-Rex Arms is right down the street from me, like maybe 20
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minutes from my work is the T-Rex Arms shop.
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And I absolutely should have been in there.
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Like a million times.
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If they have a storefront, I don't know.
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But I need to take a firearms class.
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A couple, I mean, I've never taken a rifle class.
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I've only taken pistol classes.
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And even that has been a while.
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I have a site on my AR 15 that I've never even
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I need to check the batteries.
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Well, I mean, I need to replace the batteries.
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That's, I would say, classes aren't nearly as flashy
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as just buying another gun.
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But way, way more important.
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If you own firearms in the kind of four, five basic categories
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you should be owning firearms, you definitely need to be taking
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a class before you buy another one.
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And even if you don't, like, so if you have whatever you have,
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you probably need to take a class in.
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Unless the only thing you have is a shotgun.
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Shotguns are great.
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And they do have shotgun courses.
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I'm sure, but I would, if that's the case,
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I would maybe Dutch you towards getting a handgun
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and taking a class for the handgun.
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Next up, watching videos.
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This kind of also goes into like analysis paralysis.
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Let's make sure we're still recording.
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I'm paranoid about that sometimes.
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Yes, we were recording.
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Anyway, you can say things like, oh, I'm just,
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I'm just doing my research.
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I'm just, I'm watching YouTube.
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And then I'll know how to do things.
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There is some merit to be had with that, right?
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And I watch a lot of YouTube.
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My wife is so perplexed by this, right?
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Me and both of the kids watch an inordinate amount of YouTube.
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And my wife's like, I've never met anyone that watches
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what's YouTube is y'all.
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My daughter, son, me, we all watch YouTube.
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The majority of the viewing pleasure
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that I have partaken is YouTube.
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And my wife is like, she's just not a YouTube person.
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She will watch some, I have YouTube channels
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that I watch only with my wife.
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And she enjoys those on occasion.
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She, my wife is a Pisces.
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And if you know or love a Pisces, then I probably
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don't need to explain anything.
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She is, what's that word?
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Yeah, fickle, fickle's a good word.
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She does not like doing the same things often.
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She does not like routine.
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She is chaotic in that way, but really rigid in other ways.
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And I don't understand any of it.
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So, yes, learning things, reading books
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and watching YouTube is important.
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However, at some point, you need to do stuff.
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You can't just amass knowledge without implementing it.
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Yeah, it's good to know stuff.
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But if you're watching a video on the top 10 plants
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to plant this spring, or you're listening to the episode
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I did on perennials, you need to go implement that.
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I've gained this knowledge on this subject.
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At least have a plan in place.
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That's the other thing.
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Having a plan, you can absolutely sit down
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and make survival plans.
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And it's not flashy.
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And it's not super fun.
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Unless that's the way your brain works, right?
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If I were to task my wife was making a bug out binder,
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she would fucking kill it all day long.
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That's organizing and just planting.
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That's her superpower.
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She would be great at it.
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I would want to off myself.
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I have made bug out binders and survival plans like that.
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And I've thought about making it as a product to sell.
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I really want to have a physical survival punk product.
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Something besides a survival punk army.
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I want to get into the physical things.
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Yes, I've done like merchandise in the past.
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And I don't currently have any.
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I might run another T-Spring project, a T-Spring shirt
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at some point in the future.
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My last thing was a tread on evil.
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And that project was OK.
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But then the shirts didn't look.
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The design didn't work out all that well.
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Now with AI, though, I can just whip out new designs
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and have them up in no time.
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But anyway, it's good to learn.
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It's good to learn.
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But activity doesn't equal progress.
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Motion feels like action.
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You can spend years prepping without improving your life.
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Buying gear and still building skills,
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watching videos instead of practicing.
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There's a lot of things you could do that don't involve money.
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You can watch a video on making a figure for a deadfall
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But if you don't go practice it, it doesn't matter.
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You can absolutely have the theoretical knowledge
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of building a figure for a deadfall trap.
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That doesn't translate into building one.
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You need to actually practice that skill.
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If you say, oh, James, I've seen like 100 videos
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on figure for deadfall traps.
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Because I too have seen a bunch of videos on it.
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And I have made figure for deadfall traps.
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And unless you do it often, you'll forget.
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And you'll fuck up.
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And they are finicky.
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Also, don't let yourself forget
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the actual daily problems, right?
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Waiting for the right time to start.
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That is a dumb idea.
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So it's easy to buy gear, make lists, watch content,
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and talk about scenarios.
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It is hard to fix finances, get into shape,
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learn skills, change habits,
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and face real world weaknesses.
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So this has been James from soilpunk.com.
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DIYs survive these guys.
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I'm gonna fly and live my friends.
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DIY survival's trend, rock, rock, never ends.
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I'm searching for a set of broken strings.
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Rubble, songs, and what it brings.
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Back to the basic simple things.
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Freedom, face, it's wings.
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It was rock, all right.
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Let's rock it, roll tonight.
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Through the dark and light, we'll keep the fire bright.
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Three sheets and leather coats.
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And our key in all our notes.
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Survival folks, what's our vote?
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We got our inner thoughts.
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What for all ain't no fault for one?
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We'll keep marching till it's done.
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In this battle, we'll have fun.
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Right in like the sun.
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It was rock, all right.
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Let's rock it, roll tonight.
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Through the dark and light, we'll keep the fire bright.
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Three sheets and leather coats.
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And our key in all our notes.
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Survival folks, what's our vote?
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We got our inner thoughts.
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One for all and all for one.
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We'll keep marching till it's done.
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In this battle, we'll have fun.
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Right in like the sun.
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Sick was rock, all right.
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Let's rock it, roll tonight.
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