psc_o_8

All right, you might as well roll a little bit of stews so we get this nice visual.

Might as well roll bobeous.

Roll bobeous.

Roll bobeous.

That's like roll and coal, but if you're in a truck that's powered by bobeous, you're

roll and bobeous.

I've been doing so, I was saying this before, how I'm trying to fix my Twitter feed from

all the political stuff, I've noticed, like I tried looking up like guitar videos and things

that I'm interested in, and there's like a lack of that sort of thing on Twitter.

On Twitter.

Instagram, there's a ton of that content, but Twitter really prides itself on breaking

news, and what are you saying?

These are my Twitter.

I'm saying Twitter.

There's no guitar content on Twitter.

Oh, there's a guitar.

There's people arguing.

There's a guitar.

It's a car.

That's it.

That's a car for kids.

This is my point.

Exactly.

This is a perfect point.

But I'll fix it.

You're going to fix your Twitter feed.

I'm going to try it.

Twitter is all, it's only political, the meme shit.

Yeah, it's true.

There's no car, Twitter, or anything like that.

Yeah.

I just wanted to hold it.

Yeah.

I retweeted.

See, that's vomit.

Yeah.

You'd be better off just going on Instagram and making sure your feed is all guitar stuff

if that's the move.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Which, let's get into the game because we're about to get punished by these commenters.

They're saying, you know, this guy, these guys, the co-owners are, yeah, the co-owners

are pissed.

The co-owners are pissed.

Well, I'm afraid.

I can't even go to sleep.

Yeah.

If our bosses don't catch us gaming.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Yeah.

We got a, we got a answer to them.

If we were carrying cancer in here with our big brains and our conversation, the co-owners

would be like, hey, get back to gaming.

Yeah.

Not a mean?

Yeah.

Alright, so let's go to the arena and let's see if we can hold our own yet with the level

one scrub ass, scrub, or if we're just going to get wrecked immediately.

You know?

Yeah.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Oh, there's the right.

There's the arena.

The arena.

It's a bit of a dirty place.

It's a dirty, stinking place for stinky blood sport and blood sport.

It's like, I saw a billboard that said, mo, he can sun is where there's a hundred ways

to play as an adult or a hundred ways for an adult to play and I was thinking how that's

really funny that just like going in the gambling.

Is play?

Is play?

Spectator.

It certainly is playing with something.

Oh, sorry.

I...

I think they meant that Casino is playing with you.

Right.

So it's been meant that if you're an adult, the instinct to play, the most important, basically

how children learn and, you know, the most, probably the one of the highest activities

that you can do, is playing, yes, and I mean that for me.

Not for real.

I don't mean that for me.

I totally agree.

And if you're an adult, the way that you would play, you ready for a match, or do you just

need some information?

Is you would go put money in a machine like a zombie and watch some flashing lights and

then lose all your money?

Yeah.

It's basically like non-sexual gooning or something.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Like triggering your dopamine without any regard for what is actually happening or what

it's actually doing to you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like a non-sexual gooning.

Yeah.

All right.

How do I get in this...

Well, I'm ready for a match.

There we go.

Oh, fuck.

I ain't gonna wear your garments.

I gotta put it on my stupid footage.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

Give me one of them.

Thank you.

Okay.

You're not even wearing your raiment.

There we go.

Stupid bastard.

You haven't run home to Mama yet.

Sit on my sheet.

All right, maggot.

Looks like you're suited up when you're ready to get in.

If you win, he better give you some respect.

He better give me some props.

I don't know.

I'm not so hot on a respect anymore, but I'm like, give me some props.

Yeah.

You know?

Props?

Respect.

All right.

I think saying respect is kind of like played out.

Mm-hmm.

Like people...

I've heard people say like respect.

Like it's a...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

Like it's a...

You know, they see you doing something good and they're like respect or whatever.

I think that's kind of corny.

Like I feel like saying props.

It's like...

It's like sweet, chiller.

Well, a little bit chiller, yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Props.

If that's all someone on the street just walking around naked and then they're eating out

of the style.

Like they have their pants around their ankles.

Mm-hmm.

And he's eating out of a styrofoam food container and talking to it because he's black

as hell and mentally ill.

I'd be like props.

Yeah.

You're in your lane, bro.

He's actually in my lane because he's walking in the middle of the street.

True.

That's the guy.

Yeah.

He looks like he's got the IQ of a toddler and he's walking around in blue...

primary blue track pants that are sagging with his whole asshole hanging out.

And he's talking to himself like a savant or something.

He's probably having the most genius conversation that...

That's a props moment.

We could ever imagine how I always see that guy and I'm like props, yo.

Props, yo.

Yo, props.

He's on the other side of that gate.

For this match, we got some fresh meat too.

Yeah.

Let me add him.

Ah!

Ah!

That's what I'd be like in a fight.

This is me right here.

This is me outside the gym before it opens.

Yeah.

That's real.

Let's go.

You're like, raw.

Raw.

Why is this guy so fast?

Is it a girl again?

It's a girl with a green hat.

It's a glass.

That's a glass helmet right there.

Give him a show, Tint.

The blocking's not quick enough to be useful.

Yeah.

Like you have to plan to block.

And then it becomes very repetitive.

I guess it is.

I guess it is useful.

It's just...

You get a sky-gore.

A sky-gore.

You're fucking ass.

You stupid fucking bitch.

That's right.

You stay there.

For your own safety, I'm going to ask you to stay there, ma'am.

Did you auto try to take all?

I tried to take all but I couldn't.

They wouldn't let me.

Awesome.

That's a now-what.

I go back down to the hole here.

Yep.

And then he's going to be like, you're right, maggot.

This is like your maggot props to you.

It's important if you see if someone is a maggot.

You still give them props.

Yeah.

You know.

Oh, this is boring.

Yo, maggot props.

I'm a busy man, maggot.

Look at his eyes.

Yeah.

You know, he sees me as a hero.

See?

You may even survive enough matches to advance in rank.

He's like a little boy looking at his hero.

Yeah.

I'm still a kid, though.

Yeah.

All right, what are you doing?

I'll go on wide.

I'm going to get paid from Owen.

I'll go on wide.

Give me a bitch to gory.

Go to the bitch gory room and unwind.

Now that's the spirit.

You give the people a good show.

Yeah.

He's a little more enthusiastic, because I'm actually making him money.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

He's like, yeah.

He's like, I'm going to take some profit.

This maggot's making me profit.

Owen should bet on me.

Yeah.

There's this mentally unstable guy at my gym.

That's really cool.

He's like a shorter guy, but he's like a pretty jacked.

Yeah.

He's a white guy, but he'll have his headphones on and mumble like really loud rap music.

That's awesome.

Yeah, yeah.

And it's fucking awesome.

As I've been going there more, I've had less hatred towards him.

There's annoyance.

You just got to give him props for being fucked up.

He's a shit in public.

But it's one of the things where if I even smile on him, he'll think that I'm being threatening.

Yeah.

So you have to just glare at him angrily.

Oh, he would die.

That would give him nightmares.

Yeah.

Oh, it's clocked for us.

I need some stamina.

Yeah.

The blocking is taking my stamina.

Now, this is girl number two.

Oh, shoot.

Oh.

That's the best you can do.

Yeah.

Oh.

It's a second nature.

Second nature.

Ah.

You see, look at the crowd.

Look at the crowd.

Oh, okay.

You're right.

Give him some showmanship.

Where are they?

Where are they?

20 people.

Yeah.

Oh, damn.

Yeah.

Skygore.

Skygore.

So this is the tinty I've seen in the...

The herald.

I'm not imperial.

Yeah.

Note.

Huh.

The names of newspapers are pretty dope.

Those are some of the best names of things.

In real life or in the real life?

Yeah.

I do.

I do.

The names they do.

Yeah, I want a hug.

I want a hug.

Why can't I make you like me with persuasion?

Okay.

Okay.

It's the curve of...

He was surprised that at your first kill,

the second one is a little less...

Well, now he's starting to care about me.

He doesn't want to see me get hurt, so he's trying to persuade me from fighting.

You see that?

Yeah.

He actually cares about me.

That's a good way of thinking about it.

He was like,

You think you have what it...

You don't have what it takes.

Don't go back up there.

Yeah.

I can't...

I've grown to...

I can't walk you do this.

We're not supposed to get close with our...

With our pit dogs.

Yeah, pit dogs, but I...

But I...

I just know that you went through a lot with that leg-hacing style.

Yeah.

I know your constipated sense.

Yeah.

Because you're eating cheese blocks all day.

To make...

To make...

To make...

To make...

To make...

To make...

To make...

To make...

To make...

To make...

Part where you fall down and bleed to death.

Is it an all-girl success...?

It was a guy.

The last one was a guy too.

Oh.

Always trying to dip.

He's not going anywhere.

And he got you.

K夠.

Sneak up on you and pickpocket your egg.

Bits.

What's this place?

But motherfuckrett's something to Farm or something.

It's cinnamon-

What the fuck, is he?

He got your egg.

Bits.

I'm a Skygore.

Skygore.

Oh, he's slum.

Oh...

Oh, look what I did your legs. Oh, listen boy. Damn. I got your legs, bitch.

The blue team am I the blue team? Yeah, I think so. Yeah

But this for you alone. You'll own the arena. Can I bet on myself? I bet a million dollars on myself. Yeah, and this kind of action here

I can't believe I'm saying

100 gold

Yes

Yes, this is like

Enough

You're 17 tears

Can I take a load off in the Gore bedroom? Yeah, you talked to Bory

No, what's he doing down here just waiting to get gourd?

Why would there be an animal in the den of uh, it's like they're uh fighters here. So they're pet. Yeah, it's like they're um pit bull

I don't know bully those j- those genetically modified

Nidget dogs. All right, I'm back

Nothing right? Nothing. I'm ready for a mash. Give me the drill. What's the drill?

Okay, brawler. Here's the drill. You go up there and get dead

Got it

Got it good

Get me some battle the battle was really just the the the the the acceptance of Owen

Yeah, it's not the killing. Yeah, the killing's easy

It's getting on this guy's good side so that he gives us a shot here. It's what's yeah a problem for me especially because I have social

Stuff going on, you know

I'm not the best socially

I like to like I have my

I'm smart

But socially I'm just not you know

Good, you know, let me get his head start

You get a head start. He's always a brawler. Um

This were things heat up a bit

Okay, so all of the uh, all of the uh

Baddling garments are just have Brett have a bra

They have he's got a bra. It's a bra attachment. Yeah

Oh

I wonder if you get more advanced. It's a two on one. They set the start sending. I was thinking that they should

For a dragon they send that a dragon in a mud crab

Yeah

Hopefully you always say that's five on one. Yeah, you're saying it

sky

All right, you sounded fine with his body

Can you move his body the jacks

nosy

Come on, give me that

Hmm, that's E. Oh, it's E. E is how you move

Okay

Once a guy says no, we were not touching it. It's not fun. Yeah, what are you?

We don't need to talk about that. No, just let him bleed. Let him leak out there. Let him bleed. Let him bleed

Make him bleed make him bleed make him bleed

How do I grow? How do I get up from being a brawler here? I think you need some exercise. What do you

Okay, so he's gonna be a good way for

Corp watching my weight

What

I was looking at you. Yeah, two two what else sisters now get in there. They're twins

Oh my god, that's basically calling them uh, basically telling them uh, yeah

Get those two tree climbers out of here. Get those two

Exactly get up there and kill those

They're twins by the way. They're twins. Who is it? It's so glorious to kill twins a rare occurrence in nature

die twin

Yeah

There's a tradwife behind there with eight ten blue eyes killer

She's the last owner family

You're purple

You're navy blue you're navy blue kill those

Tree climbers. They black. Oh, yo. Yeah, they're tree climbers, Sam

These tree climbers aren't gonna last long as me. Oh, and then you get the ball. You get the bow woman in the back

You get the art art trists and then the arch trists and arch trists and then you have the

Female archers and archers and then you have a clay morion a clay morion

But they they should do a dwarven

I'll arm right there. I don't have a dwarven uh weapons

Is she saying die blue team dog or something?

Some like that

Now

Sister is not does not see they have

I

Just kill the mister. Yeah, they're strong mental

Actually wood elves don't care about their

She's draining my fatigue right now. She's moving really fast. I think she's draining my fatigue

The game might be glitching stamina of how much stuff you've done. That's just that's just not the main quest

So the game just starts to break reality it just starts to kind of crumble. You've been beating too many bitches. Yeah

Now it's the man that you stop

if

Corporate jobs or even just working on Amazon warehouse was sort of framed like this

Where your boss comes up to you and like you're not bad kid

Yeah, will you make it tomorrow? Yeah, so you can become

Better at boxing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can be can go to inventories

Inventory three department you can take less p-brakes. Yeah

That's right. They didn't job brawler. Here's your take. That's right. They did and I fucked them

You know, I fucked up with my mallet here. Yeah, you're an extra pony and is deep

Hmm

He's got an axe sex opponent is the only person with albinism in the entire

Continent he's the demon kill him demon kill him

He's an albino black man. He's got magic in his head

Split his head open and get the magic out

Immediately

Oh, man, they're getting show

Guys glad you know, you already do it. We know we know the reggies

Not the reggies, but we know the original 12 or in here the 12 or in here. That'll miss an episode

Give a give a like if you can

thumb it up

Fomet up, okay, you know, we've been we've had some sick days, but uh, you know, it's party time

Party time grab that beer out of your fridge grab a piece of cheese

Grab a big block of cheese game

You cheat. We'll block it. We're kind of cheesy. He's in on oh, this guy's quick

I've been on a man Chego kid. Oh, what man Chego? What's man? Chego to have a cheese from Spain. There's a Spanish cheese

I saw him out of stamina now. So I can't block any European Spain. Uh-huh not

It's not Dominican cheese not Dominican cheese which they

Do fancy things with

It's not uh, it's not what you find in a papusa

papusa

All right

All right, this guy's putting up

Oh

Oh, look at that

Look how fucked up you are

You need help

You need help immediately quick quick get some help

Good he was the last his family, too

How many more bloodlines can you just get into the real game now kid or blood letter

For more blood. Don't disappoint me. Mm-hmm get some blood. Can I have some blood which is more than I can say for most people who step into that arena keep it up

Can I get some blood now to smile out of you

With both a mace and a sword so be ready for either one so he's like your brother

Oh, it's a red guard. He's a red guard. So he's like that guy's brother a red guy mm-hmm

Be ready for him to do complicated basketball moves out there in the field. Allow you

Don't be distracted

Don't be distracted by his sporty dribbling. Yeah

Well tindy's kind of like a Dennis Rodman

Yeah, you know

Tindy's ready to toe it with purple, you know, one of these guys

Sure, Dennis Rodman is wearing yellow lipstick at one point. Oh, yeah

Probably most points. Yeah, or a lot of points

Does he even know I'm here? Oh, this guy looks like he this guy's your helmet. Oh shit stopganger

This is in T

Let me see your face. Oh, he's

He's not dark purple. This is like a duck. This is like a doppelganger

Show me your face. Oh, you threw something at me there

Oh

That's the best you can do

Oh seeing the other way how you did a boxing match

In real life in real life. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I was thinking how crazy that was like this. Yeah. Yeah

That was cool. It was crazy. It was like you're reminded me of a meme

Uh, that's just like did you know you can just literally do anything or like you can just like wake up like

Yeah, but the meme is usually like

some

XYZ person

You're putting like mozzarella cheese on like a on Fritos or something. Yeah, as it did you know

Did you know when you're adult you can in have my and have a job in an apartment?

You can literally just put cheese on potatoes

You're gonna walk down the street doing a silly walk. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm reminding me of that because like you just kind of I don't even know how you get

Yeah, that was number. That was nice. That's four years ago. That's

flippin crazy crazy

Oh, yeah

Okay, so the arena really must be for people who are really broke because you've got a total probably what

450 coins for killing five people. Yeah

So she's like a

Yeah

Well, we're gonna see how many how many of these stupid fights do I have to do?

This is kind of dragging all this is like okay. Yeah, we're definitely speedrunning

We don't want to do this a whole episode here. There's fighting the arena stuff do one more and maybe uh, I mean

We got to finish it. Yeah, we're doing every we're doing every side quest sure in the game. Yeah

You get a special achievement if you do every side quest before starring the main quest

Yeah, or just don't even do the main quest. Yeah

At the end of that Todd Howard he comes video comes on says

I see you've made a wise choice

The main you must be soft far future

Because you did the thing out that the main quest actually sucks

This is the real ending

And then Todd and then it's a Todd Howard uh

It's Todd Howard reenacting the uh the ending himself 10 years of dance

It's awesome

This is hard

Now if I get in over my head can I run back to the entrance and run away?

I don't know. I wonder why if people did that in history if you know if you're getting your

You're getting your fricking they probably just have spikes waiting for you

Asfeet in the in the gladiator the coliseum and you just want to run away

I wonder what that how that goes

You know

There's probably some sort of uh

Yes

Be impressed with me

I want to impress you. What's like support who you um

You probably shamed you into all that

Now the japanese had a different level of shamed culture

We're gonna need to sky gory uh

Oh, I should get go

I gotta get some better uh

Do I need a better weapon is my weapon degraded here a little bit, but uh

Mace of the crusader getting a little bit uh degraded

It's just uh

leveling up your stamina, which I don't know um

I think the meta though is just getting gear that uh has buffs on it like rings and so on

I really want to know what it's like if your luck goes up hella

Luck I think just raises um

Skills you haven't raised yourself. Uh, I think so

Here's your payout you killed one of your own

Which makes sense because at the beginning of the game if you have a lot of luck things would happen easily

But then as you're

As skill becomes more of a factor luck becomes less of a factor

I guess is the rationale the role-playing rationale I see next up is a dark elf

I've never seen him

But yeah, it's uh luck is less useful in in the end game. I see

Uh, but which is not uh

Well luck isn't really a skill in real life. Oh, no, absolutely is. Oh, yeah, and also capitalizing on luck and

fostering a nurturing fostering environment where

When luck happens you're not asleep at the wheel. It's definitely a thing true

Yeah, probably most people get rich. They gotta get you gotta get lucky as part of one of the components there, but um

Luck is probably manifests is just uh through the repetition of making opportunity

Yeah, of course well every every day is basically like a lottery ticket

With very low odds and every idea that you have is uh

Like a lottery ticket with low odds. So to some extent it's like just being there

Consistently you're showing up to play the lottery consistently

How that's one element of how it works. Yeah, that makes sense in my opinion. Yeah

Much who gives a shit about that

Definitely not this guy. No, this guy's have this guy's up for

This guy just came on discord you have gore in his body. No, goreless is goreless

That's part of the quest why he needs to get gore's mothers

Ah, but this guy appears to be goreless too. Mm-hmm

I'm just

He also has an unnatural skin tone. Yeah, he's a nasty freak. Yeah

Belongs on a public bus. It sounded for a minute. They're like the crowd was saying Tinty

Tinty tinty tinty

Oh

You got gourd buddy heck yeah, I don't even know you had that gore in there, but you got gourd buddy

Now I'm ready to rank up here

I'm ready to rank up you've achieved a new rank awful

peasant

There are 14 more ranks

I'm a meridon now meridon meridon you know I gotta look that up. You know my thing here meridon

I'm a meridon

Let's go baby

The little dagger he uses actually sticks it up his butt first to poison it with poop

What don't worry just get up there on the fight the meridons were elite highly disciplined ancient Greek warrior contingent

uh from

Fifios fifios in the fessily

famously led by Achilles during the Trojan War

They were probably like oily guys in rags

That carried big like wooden sticks or something and that's how they were so fearsome

Can you imagine seeing one of those walking around partucket oily and oily Greek guy

With a stick

That's what it would have looked like

Oh

The weren't they obsessed with olive oil

Well, I know that's how the Romans cleaned themselves

Was they would cover themselves in oil and then scrape it off with a speech about oily just like being dirty

They like to be oily and dirty too. Yeah, it's probably what they were doing. Yeah, and this and those oil

All of oil vineyards. Yeah

Orchards or whatever you call a place where there's all what you guys get the straggler to meet him

I'll show you what I've got guys an Italian door

But yeah, it's an Italian guy. He's Italian show me what you got show me what you gotta shoot him in the face

Kill him Tommy kill him Tommy

All right, just need so he don't never cross the reds ever again

Whoa, this guy's psychotic. Yeah, he's got a sick fuck you see how that guy died

I want you to do that again. Yeah

Yeah, now that I'm I'm racking up corpse stacking up corpses. He's

I've awakened some sort of new thing in him because he's like point paint the walls red with their blood for me

Pain it read for me Tommy. I want to see that blood the guy wearing a bib at a restaurant saying that yeah

Bring out those animals. I want to eat him

Bring out the animals. I want to eat him Tommy

He's for the week. Here we go. Come on

Come on Tommy open it up Tommy. I want the blood. I want the blood in the gore Tommy. I'll open it up his gore look like this Sunday gravy my mother

Would have on the pod all day. There's gore on the potato is again

That's an awesome line. Yeah, it's cool

Dot dot dot won't dot dot dot you dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. Yeah, there's a text mm-hmm

Nice time he's talking about how it how are the sopranos family deal with an autistic shot later?

It's like an autistic son, right. He's draw. He's got these playing that damn computer again

He's playing the damn computer again, and he's almost skygory. He's got some friend named penis

Some like that. I don't know some friend named Tito or something in the game

He's calling. He's saying hey Tito's doing a great job in the arena, but he's he's he's become very sedentary. Yeah

He's become very sedentary and uh, he stopped eating

He twenties with extra tomatoes. He only wants red food

He's only eating red food. He's called it gore. He calls it gore. He says he's like you know like your guts

He's explaining gore to an adult Italian gore. What do you mean? Oh like he guts

Oh, he's showing a gore video to an Italian and they immediately get it

He's like oh, yeah, he's playing with guts. He's playing with guts. Oh, yeah, I remember. Yeah, yeah, this guy

Yeah, he's playing with his guts. That's what happens when you uh, um

Well, you don't show up with the money. Yeah, oh, yeah, you know, I've seen that before. Oh, yeah, I've seen that before

I just what you're showing me I've seen that before

This one just happens to be in Brazil or whatever you talk about it. It's sad when the guy gets electrocuted from holding on to the cables. Yeah

Yeah, he's getting his got his gorgon. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah

Oh, yeah, clip. Oh, yeah, that kid with the who hits the hammer on his feet. We used to call it

We used to call that using rocks

Yeah, let's make a jawline look better

They do hammering in Sicily. Yeah, you do hammering in Sicily. That's why, you know

Just for the girls

You calling it looks Max and me with the usually call you just get it for the girls. I just call it a shower and a shave. Yeah

But um

We would use um, yeah, I do looks Max and go get my haircut. Yeah, go get my hair cut

Get a nice head trim and you know put on some cologne boom where looks Maxing looks back

Look at these look at look at the butt look at my cuff links

What I saw I saw um today actually I saw it dude wearing a GMT. Oh cool. I'll work it out. Yeah

Nice and uh that I thought then after afterwards I was like um

I shouldn't wear that to the gym. I mean this could but made me kind of uh

Well, you just I think you should just wear it Chris

Jet at the gym though. We let's wait. Fuck it. It gives a fucking shit

Also, you don't want to embarrass the guy though because mine it might his is all stealing his own

He had a hit a sprite well the um the two-tone the gold is on the inside. So it's it's more protected. It's the uh

You know, the outside's gonna get scratched first. I'm a warrior rank. I'd warrior. All right. I think that's a good place to conclude

Yeah, this episode guys you've been watching pause and I continue

The next episode will not we will not be doing arena next episode okay

We're gonna take this little guy out for a spin pork chop my gore baby and his name is porky pee

And we're gonna be taking him out for a ride. We're gonna jump on his back choppy's earned him out mount and see if we can go or some innocent civilians

Okay guys are you watching plus I can hit the like and subscribe button boop it to you. Bye

Oh

Quia just for um

Quia what's quia what's quia mean? It's Latin for diarrhea

Quia

Did they ancient Romans have diarrhea? Yes, yes, they did

May had fives and they called it something did ancient Romans have diarrhea

I would like to know what they called it

There was a real on my sword page. It was just a picture of shit in a toilet and I didn't click on it

But the uh text on it said uh the eight different kinds of diarrhea

Nice, but I almost just automatically sent it to you without watching

Just because it was to make me check it out. Yeah, I should know it was yeah

What did ancient Romans call diarrhea?

Did they have different names for shit?

Opus 4.6 extended thinking research mod

We

Prove that's crazy wait love

Profluvium

Profluium alwee flowing of the belly

Elvis fluins or soluta loose belly

Tormina griping intestinal cramps

It's expensive the standard word for shit dung and maneuver was stercus

Murda cruder more like shit in the vulgar sense found in graffiti

Kakare verb to shit. That's probably where kaka comes from yeah

excrementum and the finest animal dung is finest. That's really funny. I like finest

I'm making finest right now excrementum more clinical. That's what a doctor

Would come in and explain how there's still excrementum in the bottom of your pants in your guts

If you're a Roman settler in America, okay an Italian Guido person

It's your guts or you got audita. You've heard that one

Sorry viewers. I'm eating a cookie right now. It's almost over

You always have the most perfect cookies like just like good sort of uh, you're doing my little cookie right now

It's like you could sell that cookie

Situation for like $12 for one cookie just because of all these are my very expensive $12 cookies. Yeah. Yeah

My fasting day. Mm-hmm

So last episode you guys saw us we're trying to get to the bottom of the arena. It is a monotonous

Sort of nothing thing that we will finish, but it's just not um

It's not that monotonous. It was fine. Yeah. Let's go to see dark brotherhood. Let's see what they got here. Oh, so this is gonna be something

I must go to the inn of ill omen find a man named rufio

And kill him if I simply leave rufio alone

Lushhals will never visit me again

Ah

Thing it's I think we have to

End rufio's life. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this guy's name Tom McDonald the guy made this game

Todd Howard Todd Howard

We want the Todd Howard ending we do want the Todd Howard a secret ending remember that in uh when you were a kid and

uh, there'd be like

Made-up rumors that you could do something in the game that was just not true at all

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure

Like if you yeah, if you leave the game on for like 24 hours, you can

Something secret happens. I don't know. I'm doing it all Italian voice. Yeah, you're doing it in the voice

This is kind of an Italian Italian episode

Well, Italians they let they like secrets. They do and they like to talk about clandestine. You know

What is clandestine again? It's like secret. Mm-hmm. It's like uh

uh

The doings of some uh, sinister

unseen

Mm-hmm

Group of people I think there's like a group

A group connotation to it clandestine cland like the clan you cland but we could just to make it so that our viewers gain an IQ point here

We could look at that word up. Yeah, this is mostly for me, but I am merely an extension of the co-owners

To counter our diarrhea our Latin diarrhea fixation. Faviet was it favium flavium fluvium

From the latin clan destinus derived from clam

secretly in secret

Traces back to proto-indo european kell to cover hide conceal the same route that gives us kelare

Which means which is uh latin to hide that leads to conceal

Helm as in a concealing helmet

Hell the hidden or covered place sell

Enclosed hidden space a cult from a cultus hidden color and color originally that which covers

The destinus suffixes less certain possibly analogous to intestineus

Which means internal giving a sense of secret and hidden nature first attested in english around the 1560s borrowed directly from latin or via french

clandestine fact check that please

Yeah, cuz i'm thinking about clam and i'm wondering how which came first or if it's even related because of a clam is a conceit

That's cram it hides its shit. Yeah, yeah core etymology confirmed. It is indeed from clam

Because if you if you go far enough back with etymology

There really just had to be some sort of arbitrary choice

Like synthesthesia that man had to attach all scognates the shellfish clam is from middle english clam

Meaning pincers or clamp from old english clam

Meaning bond or grip from proto-dermanic clam meaning to press and squeeze together

Named for the clamping action of the shell different routes the resemblance is coincidence interesting very interesting

I love words. I think it's the one of the most interesting. Um, it's yeah topics. I mean language is obviously so important this uh

All this stuff with llm's the these sort of ma uh

Seeming magic that happens when you manipulate language mathematically. Mm-hmm. I think there's uh something fascinating to it

Even though I'm an AI hater and

Contrarian it's definitely

Incredibly fascinating my language my language interests come from

More of the my geography autism where I'm into geography and maps. Mm-hmm and

The thing that people don't think about is

Societies or peoples that are close to borders of other countries

Have uh, they're like like barcelona for example or it's called a borrow word or a lindward

Is that what you're about to mention? No, no like and uh, so barcelona is um in eastern spain

And they speak I believe katalan, which is a I think I'm getting there right which is a it's Spanish that has French influence

Vice versa. Yeah, yeah, it's that you'd imagine that

On the border of spain and france the language they're speaking is gonna sound a little bit of both

There's like a immediate drop off. Oh, yeah, like an invisible border

Yeah, that's totally fascinating. I think that's interesting. Just like kebab quap sound. Well, that's a whole different other thing

But that's it is interesting

What hammer here that guy's clearly coming out swinging this guy's clearly been watching the vids

Haha

Now the dark brotherhood quest line is very cool

It feels evil

But it is I from what I remember good. I

Would actually good. We're gaming. I mean

We're being good in the context of what we've done this whole playthrough

It's very good because all we mostly just murder people

Every episode

Be it a beast or a he or man be it be store man. We mostly murder

Innocent animals like a jeopardy question. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah be it be store man. This popular purple fellow mostly murders

What is tinty

See correct 400 pound guy that is crosses

Look at a nice suit. Mm-hmm

What is tinty in a um, what's the Irish cap called

Like a scally a scally. Yeah, a fat guy in a scally is the guy that knows all the tinty trivia. Yes

He's number eight out of the original

And his signatures

He stopped watching when we lot when we started losing weight. Yeah, as he felt left out

But he still kept up with the wiki in the lore and he just memorized everything actually created a schiz it created a show schizm

Yeah, we call it the dark audience

And they're the folks that when we when we started losing weight and trying to get better

They began to hate us. Yes, they were still watch they still watch they were actually become bigger as an emotional response

They become bigger to sort of show us that we don't know what we're talking about. Yes, so when we start we went

We're going from about 250

260 we're going down

To maybe 220 I don't want you to wait with your goal weight is and they saw that and they're like, you know what

F these guys, I'm going to go from 220. I'm going to take it up to 320

They wanted to be a 300 club. Yeah, they were enjoying the 300 club. Mm-hmm

Is this the guy? I have my ear. I'm going to kill someone inside my ear. You can kill a man that has his back turned to you

I will see about that. Yeah, that would be the flies. You don't know tinty do you? Hi

I

I'm aneless

I'm aneless

That's mad funny. It's me aneless

The great the beautiful. Yeah, that's crazy

All right, let's go ahead. Sleepy free. Let's check out inside here. Sleep is always free. Uh, this is this anus. That's my nerve. Uh

You can't see me. Yeah

How do I get better at sneak?

Can you let's look this up here? Uh, I want a skill. I want to book. I think you could have said you got a uh sneak attack people

melee style. Well in

Oblivion. How do I speed level?

Sneak

Find a sleeping NPC

Walk into the wall. Oh, you might try it might uh

What you might want to check like what if I'm what if I'm already

Mid to end game. No, okay. Why I think I think this just does increase a very small amount of no

I believe that this is true. I believe that this is reality and this is we were yeah

Are you on here? Okay

First of all, let me finally test it out and just see if we get one level. Okay. Can we get even one level pop in here?

We are fucked up. Who can see you? I don't know, but we gotta just take all our clothes off right now

Okay

That's spelled drinker

Looking good

Nice

Oh, look at that now. We got sneak for days. Okay. Are you in my in range or a person range of uh miniva sleeping?

Can you go in your nerve when you're there? Well, yeah, definitely because this eye is almost opening here

All right, we'll set a timer for five minutes to see if this does what we need it to oh you hit what is it um

We're back to Italian guys. All right, so we're doing this the rest of the episode and probably just chatting

So yeah

And tear don't speed this up because this is not dead air

Technically speaking. I don't know what the riffing. What are we supposed to do if we're doing an honest playthrough

And these guys need to see what it takes to play this game

The way a real gamer plays. Yeah, I feel like this part right now is building character

I would agree and I feel like the

What is uh journeyman is at level 35? I don't know, but I think something happens at 25 in car

We'll go for 25

But we also have to look up what an adept is oh

Okay, um, I feel like that might be 50 or 60. I just want to know what the word means because you I think you asked me

Oh, right, right, right?

Um, my guess is that it would be an intermediate man. Yeah

Which is a funny word to have as you call them an intermediate man then

Yeah

Oh, this is like taking

This is like

Taking candy

Taking candy from baby. Yeah

Right now and I'm about to be taking a diet code that's her taking candy for a baby

Should be described for just me some of you doing something mean or sinister because that's just a mean thing to do sure

Adept comes from the Latin adeptus one who has attained

Someone highly skilled or proficient at something. Okay

Originally used for alchemists who claimed to have achieved the secrets of their craft that sounds fake liars

And then masked what is it master a master into the last one in the game the last one. I don't I don't know

Hey apprentice is sneaking nice that baby

No, we get closer

Is that going to

probably kill us up faster

Oh

Okay, now we're riding the edge right here

This episode is about learning patience

And consistency consistency is key this episode is gonna give you the values that you need to go make it in the real world

This is like a college education

Yes

And uh just you're gonna have to sit here and stare at the wall

Well, I'm playing on my phone, but you're gonna stare at the wall with us

This is a breaking immersion, but one thing that I I liked adding to my vocabulary

Was free association

What I'm talking about yeah, because I would have referred to that as like banter I suppose

just like

Speaking or

Like it like imagine your talk free association is a little more specific of a thing

So yeah, it definitely is helpful to have specific handles for things because I've had to really try

With uh, this is applies to guys or girls who are like brick walls. Mm-hmm. Who will just be like

Like you'll say something to them like

Isn't it funny? I like it's just coke and not like die coke or whatever. Yeah, they're like yeah, that is crazy

Stone stone face. Yeah, and um, I should have done it to you just

Yeah, I guess that's weird

Yeah, whatever. I mean yeah

Well first if that if that seems to be the case is probably the case of uh, you shouldn't really continue talking to them and you should move on

But I think you can try to crack the ice ice wall challenge to trying uh, you know

Man, I want one of these nicotine pouches so fucking bad right now. I don't these things are the shit

We can we can share they're so good. We can share ah we can share our common um

We can share the suffering in the sense that I act I will be going

What I will be going the rest of the day without eating which I

I'm just sure I'm just looking I will be going the rest of the day without eating. Yeah

You think about the reality of going home and then sleeping. I wouldn't want to trade places with you

Not eating yeah

So these and I'm I'm enjoying one, but it's you know, uh, I would rather you have you need that to be not eating. That's crazy

It's yeah, it's a good if you if you don't go on you get the other yeah

So level 28 now. How do we get this thing to level up faster here? Is there any other way here you have to increase the

uh

Frame rate of the game. Oh wearing heavier armor actually makes it

Uh helps because it makes the sneak harder

Uh

See if you see uh if there's a more maybe a more effected way or

We're doing this. Okay, we're doing this

Heavy stuff

Boots yeah

Helmet yeah, I gotta put that on tindy

Greaves of movement

Maybe a little king

I'm gonna drop this. I don't want this stolen. I don't want stolen crap. Oh shit

Literally a Christmas tree on that one. Yeah, all that heavy armor where we be wearing now if it's let's well. Let's see if it's full eyeball

Let's see we're not successfully sneaking right now, but we aren't

being noticed by NPC

But I think the eye has to be squinting and we have to count as sneaking

We should probably play the game. Yes, not boring. It's healthy. Yes. I see what you're saying and I understand where you're coming from

Maybe the first part this first part of uh because you probably haven't enough sneak to

Uh, do the task of the first time. I don't think I've got enough sneak yet

I want a little bit more sneak if you're completely naked and just do one blow to

Get naked and do a blow. I don't know if I'm doing that Chris

That sounds a little suspect okay, what I'm gonna stand in this corner and raise up my sneak levels

This appears to be a slight squint. It's a squint and we're leveling up

There we go. Which is how we're leveling up because we're not detected right you get army on and we have heavy armor

That's making it so the cone goes up faster. Okay. Now we're cooking with fire. This is probably

I don't want to sound braggadocious

This is the best game stream on youtube and we're we're looking to a fn corner right now

What does that say about the state of the industry these other guys the stuff that they think is funny

What are they even what are they even thinking what are they trying to what are they putting together?

You see mr. Beast wants to be a live streamer now. What an idiot he does

Yeah, I think I think he does you how could he even do that which would be that would be awesome to see well after seeing things like um him getting

Well, he would get shot, but I wouldn't yeah, I wouldn't be happy about it

But I would have to watch every moment. HGTV woman. I would have to watch his gore bubbling up to the surface

The age the age like the home improvement woman who got caught streaming who's that you can hear about that

It was like a month ago. It was a it was a woman from like HGTV

Or something like that. Yeah, and they were doing a live stream for whatever reason

And she does a show and then she said she's she like

Hammered a nail wrong and she said the N word and then she says something like can we wait can we cut that like

So I can imagine yeah, I can imagine a guy like mr. Beast who has

Like demonic levels of like production whatever

She's just a zombie who knows probably I know, but uh, you know like

There's too much pressure

Let's kill somebody. Yeah, oh is bruh in there

Bruh is in here. Bruh is in here. Oh, no, he's not. Why am I going so slow?

Who is where here? This is Minerva. Oh, wait. Is that the woman that stole the painting? Blackass

Is that the one that's disgusting? That's the one that stole the painting. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Okay

It's the same character model. Yeah, she's a black ass

Other private quarters private quarters Privat

PSC Privat Prius C Privat where we perform for you after hours. Yes

I see this guy's conveniently somewhere where they're not gonna notice me killing him. That's pretty good. Also

Just sneak out the game there as the weather gets warmer

Hello. Oh, this is the guy. I'm I'll be quiet. Oh, you say about the weather gets warmer

Hello, Rufio. Yeah, I was gonna. Oh

Whoa, he got skygoard. It's an auto auto sky. Give me that

Now I was gonna say

When the weather I don't know if it's weather-dependent, but when this guy shouldn't have done what he did

That's all I'm gonna say about that when these cons start these comic-con whatever when they start

I want to see a tinty cosplay

I hope someone is there people sorry whipping out the tinty cosplayers a tinty cosplay because there could be some co-owners

There's some cosplayers. I think for the best one

I I don't yeah, we should know cash cash prize for whoever is the most upsetting

Okay, look at five really big guy. Yeah, for a really big guy, but I would I would love to see that

If we are judging the tinty costume contest

You will not be judged on how accurately your physique matches tinty if you are a big fat guy

You are able to compete 100 percent. Yes, it's more about the swag and the preferences and the sort of um

Maybe the picture if it's if you have like um

If you have like a hobby horse with you. That's it in the style of painty. Oh, shit. I fast travel. Oh, no

Oh, we have to cut well. What's the last day cut it out cut cut. We got to remove this fuck

No

Okay, no, okay, tear tear cut that out. No, listen, we can leave it in leave it in yeah was we didn't actually do it

We're going back in time

We can always go back in time. Okay, sure. All right. Did I kill the guy though?

Are you seeing your quest lock expert of sneak and me guys like I know how to detect that out as if I was trying to

See you the co-owners. It's it was purely for it was all for show

For show only I'm just I'm just a guy. Don't worry. We're safe. This guy's still dead. Same position. Nobody's fast travel. Okay. Nobody did any fast travel. It's all good

All right

Just killed your guy down there, buddy

That fast travel

spooky

I can actually just go in here and sleep in this inn where I just killed the guy you can sleep in let's see

They're not even find out. Well, they're not the room where the dead guy is I'll stay uh

Sleep with Maniva first black girl door on the left

You can bed down with the black nappy headed woman

Farewell enjoy she stinks don't

complain about the smell

Because she stinks you dream of someone sleeping peacefully in his bed

When a shadowy gaunt figure silently enters the room

Approaching the bed the figure leans down and sinks its fangs into the sleeping person after a few moments

The pale figure rises blood dripping down his chin as color flows back into the vampire's face

so

Oh, you got vamps

What

I think

Check your check your active it doesn't make sense

Check your grow your your active I got advanced

You got vamped how

Um, it might have to do with the quest. Oh, no, I know why I think it's part of

Dark brotherhood that you get vamped really. Mm-hmm. I believe so

Really

Devilish that's cute devilish business

Maniva just standing there. Nerva. Manerva

Devilish business people here. What is this going on here? We are now vampires

Yeah, folks

I don't like to have to be the one to tell you this

But we are now vampires. Are we gonna be burning in the daylight here? I think once uh, there's the

Good rays of the sun. What have we done skin? What have we done? We've done something very naughty

I mean Tinty has some serious melanin if we're talking if we're talking about oh if you should protect him

It should protect him from the sun from the blaring's the beams of the blaring sun. Yeah

Wish it could be cloudy. I don't know could be the case the clouds are helping us here. Yeah

You know

Okay, so

Boom, let's see what's next on the agenda. We did a knife in the dark

The next time I sleep in a location he deems secure

So he's gonna sleep in a secure he's probably like well, you just slept in the place you killed the guy. Okay, that makes sense

All right, let's go

I'm boosted my speed up because being fast. It's kind of awesome. We'll be flying around serodil soon. Mm-hmm

Did you see the um so many made pixel art of Tinty goring um corny the unicorn

It was actually really it was really good. It was just straight up pixel art. It may it might have been made with AI

um, but um

I would think it wouldn't be

Who knows and uh

I was probably made with AI. Yeah, if it was then um

That's some good AI pixel art is pixel art's back. Pixel art's coming back people

Interesting. You're not getting hurt by the van. Maybe he's gonna kick in. It's a good. It's got a kick in. Yeah

Uh, sure

Give me that

I don't need arrows

Oh, you just uh the bound to bow someone to bow. I have no way going fast or yeah, we got some speed now

You're on like a you're like going mo-ped speed. Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

So we are going to Japan. So we do PSC live in Japan. Oh, I hope it's you're doing

For all the Japanese fans Japanese we played Japanese games. We got a live translation. Mm-hmm

We could have some guy that's we're shouting at to translate the Japanese games. Yeah, could go play the chinko

Yep, I have actually I've actually it's uh, oh, you're gonna I gotta open my jaw gum. I don't want to be a wee

But uh my jaws or size are gum here. Oh, yeah, you can be a weeb. I'm just it's just uh, Japan's dope. Yeah

Trying to think of what I remember that you I know you would immediately enjoy there besides the uh, you know

obvious stuff like the cars you go see or whatever or drive

I

One thing that's really nice is all the taxis

Mm-hmm have old old taxi they have uh, well, they have modern taxis, but they're all like these weird um SUV like they have tons of room in the back

Hmm like a ton of leg room in the back

So it's very accommodating for um

For people

Which I thought was pretty cool and the tax the taxi drivers were like white gloves and stuff maybe this is just in like Tokyo, but it was very um

It was it was more

I felt like you were getting chauffeur'd around it's great

That sounds good to me. Yeah, so if you want to see the taxi. No

One thing you'll have to mentally sort of uh

Get used to is though everywhere and everybody in public, but oh god shit. What was that?

Uh

Everybody wears masks surgical masks. Okay, so

And if I don't do this am I gonna get yelled at? No, okay

But you'll just have to get you'll have to remind yourself that this is just a

Japan thing and

From what I can sort of

Calculate or remember it is um

It serves two purposes one obviously to

Culturally like so they don't

If they have a cold or something they don't spread it or whatnot

rent their

There's spit molecules from going out of people's faces mm-hmm, but also they they seem to

Want to cover their face. Yeah, they don't want people to see their ugly faces. They want yes

They don't want to see people to see their faces and when I went on like

Tinder

You went to japan. You went on Tinder. I did just to see what it was like well in all the girls

They don't show their face and they're close up as you got to japan the first thing you did was you fired first

Yeah, I fired it up tinder. No

I want to see

They don't know they don't show their faces

That's crazy. It's either a picture of their cat or the back of their head. It's like a mirror

Back of their head. Yeah

Core bastards. Yeah

Um

Golden hair man

Look at the crystal buddy. It's christis link. It's vampirism. I got a kill somebody

Are you wait if you speak to someone they might be like

Get away from me. Yeah, I'm come on a sinter

Serenin is my husband

Okay, she's taken she has red

irises

Maybe the vampirism hasn't kicked in because you should be oh no, I think it's uh

There's tears to the vampirism so it gets more severe as time goes on. Oh, so you're

You just got it

Where are the stores? I thought this was the store district. I don't think so. You know sell my shit. Oh, there's oh, there's some store boarding house

Tavern it's more of a bed and breakfast sort of thing there

I'm going to boarding house. This is for poor people

Hello, we just wear a poor people's sleep

If you've got 10 gold. I've got a room. I might

The rooms up the stairs and

Okay, okay

You hide mobs while he's pumpkin's down here

It's carrot and gourd

Here's you check if the roaches health inspector

I'm just doing some back and forth

Nice. Oh, there's a lot of pumpkins. Well, it's almost Halloween because it's uh 3E of whatever

Uh 3E of gundas. Yeah, 3E of gundas

Yeah, 3E of gundas

Frostfall 3. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's fall. It's fall

433

You sense of presence

The dark brotherhood knows a great many things for you are now part of the family

Awesome finally. Oh, finally. I'm welcoming guy

Of a covenant the man of execution your signature

Rufio's blood the ink

Of all

Oh boy, you must now go to the city of Chadenhall

Hmm, and then an house near the eastern wall

Into the basement and attempt to open the black door

You will be asked a question

Sanguine my brother

You will gain entrance to the sanctuary once inside speak with Ochiva

We must not take our leave of each other you and die for there's much work to be done

I'll be following your progress. Those are a normal guy. He does

To the family

I wonder what happened to him to make him so evil

You know

Well, I mean we don't know what's under the hood. Yeah, we praise our unholy. You could have a huge sore on his forehead

Well, yes, you should have seen it. I thought you meant under the hood as a metaphor

Oh, there's conflicting the dark brotherhood

Oh

Pay no mind to that. That's just Tom Howard trying to prevent you

Having fun from having fun

Well, it seems like we're in a pickle. Do I do we continue killing innocent people the vampire thing is unrelated

It's

Well, we'll find out next episode. I'm almost guarantee you it's unrelated, but we will remember

We will find out next episode guys. You've been watching pause. I continue kick ass. Welcome back to the show

I love you Chris loves you go tell your friends tomorrow that Chris said he loves you personally. We really keep Chris going. He doesn't have much

But you know, when he thinks that you guys will help him out a little bit. It does a little bit a little bit

You

What's up guys? Welcome back to positive and I continue

We're about to go become unworthy of these

Crusaders relics

You know

We got what we want to have them

Am I using the mace of the crusader right and fuck? I'm all my gear is the crusader gear

Is it really going to be unfit or just like less power? We could find a cool

They'll probably give us weapons

Yeah, they're gonna give us a dinky ass stick

Probably the co owners will be pleased with some variety variety is the spice of life

All right, let's go get it done. Yeah, so we gotta go to shading all

Okay, so let's go east. Yes, we go east and shading hall

Has a stable that has some pretty nice horses

I heard from a friend they got all those

Good horse they have the strong horses

What is it citizen that don't die that

Die they got deathproof horses. I took viewers. I took my gum out

The horses last five more minutes than the other horses good to know

When you're smashing their their hooves on a rocks

When you're smashing their head against some other animal. Yes

Our last was died from a frickin tiger. Yes, those nuts

Persuade this fella here. Oh

likes me

Gardering do we have

What do we have for maces here? We got an elven warhammer bumping their subs in this weather

Oh some you know, yeah, you know what I'm gonna say

Black

Oh, that's a lot of what hammies. It's a lot of hammies. Got a lot of hammies, sir

Hey, these sounds only away one let's get them back in the air

I forgot to haggle fuck. It's all right

So I'm going back to the same place. Wait, buy these back

Hold on a second

All right, boom about a bang now I oh you're I wouldn't yeah repair your your non-cruciator. Oh

Because if it's gonna be useless soon, I gotta level up my skill here, you know. Oh, yes

Oh, yeah, all right level up that skill, you know

You're using the repair hammers on the arena

Arena rhymin

Rhymon

So let's sell some repair hammers back because I don't need 40 pounds of repair hammers in here

We sell those back boom, and let's haggle them up. Oh, we got a haggle going here

boom

And we got skeletons and we got torch we got a viral stone. Oh, we got to take these to that guy right because we're here. Yes

Another satisfied customer. Let me gear up with the good gear

Goodbye goodbye

Varlestones for

University guy

Mage guy. Yeah, you know, he said the wireless ones are for the guy and um the Talos district, I think

Uh fart

fart fuck

The crusader stuff it was fun

Well, where until it like falls off of you or whatever or did it already we'll sit and whatever

Where's was get her over with selling it? Yeah

Okay, bartering I guess a little help you

Hmm take this boots of the crusader damn boots

Uh

Hard bargain

Analaxes

It's not but we might need it if we uh if this crusader maize breaks

Or stops working good

Sold in the grand soul gym myth real mythy boots. We've got glasses

Glass greaseworthy for boots on nothing nothing

Thank you for your business

Farewell stress ugly face

Why don't you get green that's pretty sweet. Oh, you have got no boots on fruitcake

Nice is a cool fit. This is a cool fit. It's like can you get that a foot locker pleasure to speak

Armor weapons. I have it all. Help me. I help you

Shield of the empire. Yeah, this is a crusader thing, right? I but

I don't think we got it. Well wait and see because I think the shield of the crusader is

In that um

Like that red

Diamond shape, I think

All items miscellaneous

Skills cable good to go might be time to drop some paint brushes

Agnorex brush jar

Boom flawed Emmy

Iron key keys keys lesser soul gem

And

Lock pick

Those two paint palette

Oh, yeah starlight by

Okay, okay, all right

Welcome back viewers. We're doing the we're doing the assassin's quest. Yes, the dark brotherhood dark B dark BZ

And talus plaza, I think is where I want to go right now to sell these stones

Real quick

Yes, indeed look at the muscles on you. You've got some muscles friend

I say I have the gym to the mentally unstable guy look at the muscles on you. Yeah

And that's when you learn he's actually the worst yeah archetype which is mentally unstable gay guy. Yeah

He's like you know what who falls in love with you at first sight. You gave me the courage to come out today

To my family. Yeah, you gave me the guy. I think he's literally like a guy that will not enter the locker room

Yeah, because he's like Nas gay. Yeah, that's that's the only place where the bathroom is he probably holds in his pee. That's funny

I mean, I made that up but my as well be true. I know that's let's just say let's just go and say that I've never seen him in the locker room

Let's just say that that's true

Very good. Please follow me show me to your master you old queer

I will follow you up in front of you to it bitch. I got you

Ah

Treasure. Oh, yes

Ah, my face looks fucked up looks like your helmet

Yes, have you found

Well, what the fuck

Where am I supposed to sell the things? I would just say keep him for what? I don't know

Just keep him. Just keep him. How much do they weigh? Well, he's one

Varlestone and well-kinned stones

Um, what do we do with that?

Almost just knocked over my spatoon that would have been a very bad day

Recharge enchanted weapons of our list on

Well-kined stones recharge your magica

Okay

Say that for you to crazy

Mace for when we're there in oblivion. Yeah, we're fighting in hell. Oh, yeah, I forgot about about the the nether. How do I get out of here?

I had the nether before minecrafts who's called oblivion

So we got to go to shade and haul and what kill a family. Yeah, okay

We got to make it slow too. Yeah

Easy peasy

We got to take out this innocent family slow slow because that's what the knight mother requested

That's probably what actual like

School shooter people and murderers that's what their thought processes like that. It's probably like

We have to do the most evil thing possible slow because the knight mother said yes

It's just some guy that thinks the uh

Despicable me has a hidden message that's talking to him

Well, the knight mother is just the the discord username of somebody for me. Oh, yeah, I'm saying to sell them what it

Correct. Yeah

User name knight mother wants me to do it slow. Yes, so I'm gonna do it slow

Use your name knight mothers my only friend. They're sewing chill. Yeah, they're so you can talk about anything

Literally anything we talk for like hours

Oh

This running is so funny

Oh

That's so sick. I wish he was grunting. You've seen the video of Hugh Jackman doing sound effects for Wolverine

No, that's really funny though. He's like standing in place

Running in place going

That's so sick do you can we put that in the in the edit just to show it because awesome. Yeah

Yeah

Ah

It's called method acting.

Is it just like recording like fully or just like ADR shit?

ADR after this scene where Wolverine's bugging out.

Yeah.

We should do that.

We should do a clip of you struggling to breathe or something.

And then ADR's crazy shit.

Record ADR after over on top of it.

That would be cool.

Yeah, that would be cool.

Yeah.

I don't know what the scene is, but...

The scene is just you trying to sleep.

But your sleep apnea is just not your own body's joking.

Yeah, I'm not even wearing a sleep apnea.

And I'm wearing a CPAP machine.

But there's like a steam train sound effect having,

or just like a laving machine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's an iron lung.

The only known MP3 of an iron lung.

What a total nightmare.

I think there's still somebody in an iron lung.

I remember saying like a BBC video.

What a one guy.

Fucking horrible fate.

Yeah.

Oh my God, please.

Thank God.

Yeah.

Thank you God for not putting me in an iron lung.

Yeah.

We just got to worry about nicotine pouches and...

Oh, I got to worry about this.

Cookies.

Not eating myself to death.

I think actually, like with anything,

abstaining from eating can be practiced.

And that's like a muscle or your brain can...

Although it is hard because it is a very primal thing.

Sure.

I mean, I'm having a...

I'm actually having a very good easy time with it

because I'm using the claw to track my macros.

And it's just like...

The thing I want to eat either fits or it doesn't.

Yeah.

It's not like...

You have somebody telling you?

Yeah, it's not really a willpower thing.

I was so lazy before that I couldn't...

I wouldn't track my macros and count calories and stuff.

And now you can just take a picture of what you're eating.

Oh, okay.

It'll figure it out pretty quick.

It's sort of...

Not gamified, but it's sort of...

It's just much easier than doing it yourself.

Sort of daunting, which is why I didn't do it in the past.

Fasting sort of has another mental effect

where if there's fasting days, which I'm doing right now,

for Lent, Monday, or Friday,

it's sort of arbitrarily...

Today, you cannot eat.

It is a fasting day.

Yeah.

So it's not a question of like...

How many cheese sticks can I have?

What am I going to eat?

Or when can I...

What can I have?

It's like...

It's like...

Yeah, you have to abstain for the day.

Yeah, I think that's helpful.

Yeah.

This type of guardrails.

Yeah.

Man, man.

I had to shave those.

Yeah.

I'd say a good family to kill.

A good family to kill, man.

We should kill it.

Shut up, though.

Yeah.

Look at the muscles on you.

Look at the muscles on you.

Where is the black door?

You will find in the abandoned house.

What kind of thing is this?

I remember this.

I remember this from back in the day.

Let's get an immersion here.

This is tight.

I should pick the lock on this thing going and kill him.

You're going to have to.

You know?

Don't look over here.

Lady, don't look over here.

Go full naked.

Fully nude.

It's not like they're going to fight back.

Or they might.

Who's in here?

This is scary.

Who's there?

Who's there?

Who's in the jug?

What's in the jug?

This is a family that's living in a...

What's this bread do?

Oh, that bread looks good.

What is the bread doing here?

Who can explain this to me?

Oh, I know.

There's a...

Hmm?

I know what this house is.

What?

There's a ghoul zone?

There is a door.

Don't tell me this secret here.

What?

No, that's...

I said, oh, because I was spoiling it.

You were spoiling it.

What?

Of course, it's a door.

We saw that in the basement.

Oh.

So I was just waiting.

Oh.

You know?

But I don't ruin it for now.

There's a...

Please, can I enjoy the game?

I'm trying to enjoy the game, but now I know there's a door.

Ah!

You scared?

Yeah.

You scared little boy?

Oh, come on.

Go back.

Go, or say nothing and walk away.

St. Queen, my brother.

St. Queen.

You have strong frame.

You will have muscles on you.

Uchiva.

Welcome, Uchiva.

Freakay.

No.

Greetings, brother.

Greetings.

I am Uchiva.

I'm tired of these lizzies.

Yeah, these lizzies gotta go.

I don't know.

I was gonna be working for a lizzie.

This is like getting your dream job and you find out she's a lesbian.

You're boss.

Yeah.

And you can't kill her.

Yeah.

The place of comfort and security whenever the need arises.

When you're ready for work, go and speak with Vicente Valtieri.

He handles all assignments.

Before you go, please accept this gift from your new family.

Now, I have kept you long enough.

Gorsdick has been added to your earring.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

The Gorsroud.

Tell me about Lucien La Chance.

Lucien isn't here very often.

His duties with the black hand keep him very busy.

So he trusts me to keep the sanctuary in order.

And what's the black hand?

Hours is not the only dark brotherhood sanctuary.

There are others hidden throughout SeroDil, each one overseen by a speaker of the black hand.

Ha.

Those fools in the church and their so-called nine divines,

there is no divinity beyond the eternal and terrible rule of our dreadfather, Scythus.

Oh, wow.

This is a religious here completely flipped one from the crusader stuff

Ah, it is an ancient right this black after a person performs the ritual

They are contacted just a game guys. We're just we're just

Respecting it up with the OCD completionists talk this past year some family members have been found murdered

Mm-hmm

Go now dear family member and may the night mother wrap you in her cold. Yes, the night and night mother

Welcome you to this thank you. Yes, you're cool. I've heard so much about you

I'm the I'm the pick me Nazi girl in the group

Damn

Get a look here. Oh, that's Kelly

Oh

Fuck that's that that's the cool girl. Yo, look welcome to her. That is for true

Welcome to discord. We love

Weegee boards

We love all this shit

Oh

So good to finally meet you loser. I hope you're getting along all right. I'm gonna lose her

You trained me to be a loser like you did you see the clavicular clip with the white girl with the black boyfriend?

Oh, yeah, you saw that right. No, I didn't

What in the f happens in it?

She sees clavicular she like passes by clavicular with her boyfriend. Yeah, and it yells fuck and words

Who yells that the white girl with her black boyfriend?

okay

To like just be performative in front of clavicular's lives like IRL's dream. Okay

They have her come back and then they were like what did you say and clavicular kind of like reality pills her

That she's like kind of like

And they were they set it to the black boyfriend your uncle Tom Maxing right now. Oh

That might be like could be removed here. I wish want to actually tell Sam that until you leave it in okay

Because we wanted to tell the internet that

But that's I don't know my true. I want my Twitter to stop doing that. Yeah, I just it won't I'll make a new Twitter

Red sky retruggies a ziri

That's got my sneak my hand to hand. Oh, I wasn't posting a fatigue

Now what do I train sneak because that would seem to be a useful thing right here, you know

Maybe with a buy some sneak you know, they give the trainers you can buy I'm trying to buy sneak right now by ups

I'm trying to buy sneak right now

I'm gonna say I definitely not look at him

It's definitely not from Skelly. I'll tell you that he's not gonna help us get sneakier

Probably from the thieves guild actually. Oh, that's true

They live down hit dammy they live like this look at this

nasty people it's a big rat ill

Yeah, they're not these are the bad guys. We just linked up with the bad guys. They're not dark brother with the sneak trainers

What's this guy got nothing later than I

Well, it's discord's what family and this

May sit this be with you

Shomping list letter

Was heartbroken when you rejected me tell me what I can do to win your heart

I will slay trolls walk through thorns fast for a week. Please don't shut me out of your life

I like when the flower and sunshine

Very interesting. Oh, the ratty you had ratty down here. These guys are creepy

They are creepy did I already sell all my stuff?

Because these guys are wack. Shit. I sold the shit. You can always buy it back buy it back

Someone bought your crusader gear

Sausage when came by I sold it for really cheap cheap

Parted me while I just that's the cupboard cup me cupboard take some shit

Pardon me

Mace

We like that use that right take it's gonna keep him from using it

Who knows what he's gonna be done with yeah, who this is fortify blunt 25. Wow awesome

Exile fuck oh cuz you soul. Yeah, cuz I stole yeah, oh

Oh

Ooh

Be job that sure this is getting crazy here

Is an honor to make you a queen. Oh nice to meet you, too. Okay, interesting

Well, you get the mace better gear up

Get ready for this thing to come kill me in my sleep. Yeah

This is to give me a real life right here

Have any mace have any mace maybe yeah, why you said that the mace of the crusader. That's okay. We're good

Shrouded armor fortify sneak eight points is useful glass grass

Amulet of kings

Okay

And jubi jubi jubi jubi jubi

See what we got for ins I hate that this map is yeah

Noxious

Chapel of arcade

So we're here March Ryder Machina's book. There's the in let's go see if we can

Defeat

Defending dwarf. Yes, mr. Spirit

Mr. Evil spirits coming

Cuz you stole we will never steal again

Do I still have the stuff that I stole yes, so the mace? Okay, um

Boom, boom boom, boom, boom, boom. They were so welcoming too as soon as you steal something. They're like

Yeah, cuz they seemed all like like commies

So you just be they seem like commies, and they seemed down with uh, you know

sua com comies alone the sharing stuff you were just shot. Just shares stealing

Yeah, sure

Clareans.

So your dikes, big mouth, big mouth dite.

40 bucks for a room.

Yeah, that's a expensive city.

Hmm, this is my bed.

I was sleeping in the room.

I kept the seat.

Your truck went just at hand.

Hello.

Oh, that's spooky.

Okay, so you're a myth of Scythus.

Oh, that was scary.

These people are, oh, help me in lesbians.

Lesbians helping.

Help me lesbians.

It shrieks like a monkey.

Ah, okay.

Okay, that's right.

You tell him.

Yeah, tell him, sister.

She's like, this happens all the time in the inn.

This happens all the time to us lesbians.

We usually have wrath of Scythus.

Yeah, we always get wrath of Scythus

when we're being lesbians.

Yeah.

You know, it's a real lesbian who's like not down

with the, we've just got a woman sitting on her face.

Like the, the, the lesbians against, uh,

drunk driving.

Lesbians against drunk driving is mad funny.

No, when you see a lesbian wearing like an army looking hat

with, uh, and they have the regular rainbow flag,

the old, the, the original flag, OG,

because they're signaling, you know,

fuck with that other shit.

And I saw her.

I saw one of those, I almost saluted her.

I was like, and I was like, I see you.

And she said, she was like, hey, you look pretty good.

You look pretty good.

You've worked so hard.

Yeah.

Oh, you're Chris Lynch.

Oh, shit, shit.

Anyways, all right.

Peace.

All right.

You want to drink beer?

Props.

Props.

Why are you?

No, don't steal.

Dude, fuck me, man.

Oh, man.

I am curious to know how to get a load of the game here.

I'm not doing this again.

I am curious how many times you can be,

maybe you just keep fighting the same wrath of Scythus

like, if that happens, of course you do.

They don't, what are they doing with that?

They just double an arena mode of wrath of Scythus.

Yeah.

That would be funny, but, uh,

the units double every time you want.

That would be cool.

So you get, man, 64 wrath of Scythus is in an end.

That's really, that'd be funny.

Break the game.

Okay, so let's see.

Duties.

Ebony, armor.

Ebony.

Back.

So we have to, uh,

get a steal.

Oh, steal.

No.

What?

I just need to see what they got.

Okay.

We got super sneakens.

Fine.

Very fine.

What?

That's green.

So the family of axes.

Oh, yeah, Blunt.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Heck, yeah.

So now we're like, super sneaking.

You put your weapon away.

Oh, yeah.

Sneak here.

Just remind me not to.

Sneak here.

Ah, yes.

Oh, yeah.

So juicy.

From Ochiva herself.

Most honorable Achiva.

As per your instructions, I will,

from this day forward, leave the solitude

of the sanctuary and maintain the following posts.

Loridas and Sundas,

I will travel to and remain in the city of Leuwen.

There will spy on any,

spy any and all vessels entering

to the imperial province by sea.

Ah, ha, ha.

Teardas, I am to spend my day hearing

of Chadenhull in the Chadenhull bridge in.

There, I will spy on citizens of the city

and report back to me with blah, blah, blah.

Teardas, I will remain in Chadenhull

but keep a watchful eye on the sanctuary.

Transferred from Tulane Drill.

So you have our whole schedule.

You know, where she's gonna be,

who she's speaking with,

who we have in her main,

and who her sides is.

We got to know.

See when people fucking and whitely shoot.

See when people talk about mains and sides

in the context of girlfriends.

Yeah.

I'm thinking about appetizers and side dishes.

Yeah, because you are innocent.

In a gormande.

Your soul is clean.

Both of them are totally fine.

I'm just fasting right now.

I'm fucking hungry.

You're hungry, you're hungry guy.

But I will, um...

Probably just start punching the wall at home.

It's better than punching a bitch.

True.

Ah.

You're getting so much better.

There's two sides every coin.

Well, this guy wants me to get away from him.

Okay. Okay.

I'll just sneak away real quick.

So now you have to, uh, stock a...

stock a woman.

Just stock this guy.

Oh, you have to steal from him?

I gotta steal, I gotta steal what they all got.

You know?

Mm-hmm.

I'll do a little quick save.

Ah, the five tenets.

Mirage-Dar's key.

Some gold.

Mm-hmm.

He says the crown on him.

He usually dumbass.

Oh, okay.

Get the old wooden door action going on here.

Hello.

Yeah, what's down here?

Oh, spooky going.

That guy's spooky.

I might want to close the door for that one.

Yeah, you are.

Yep.

Now you see me and now you're dumbass.

I think you should talk to him.

I'll talk to him just fine.

I'm gonna steal from him, though.

Well, see what he's got.

Kind of stuff he's got for me.

Okay.

He's got, uh, the guide and the...

Ah, fuck you, dude.

You know?

I think you should talk with him because...

Because why?

I'm gonna talk to him.

I'm gonna do everything that there is to do.

Sure, sure.

With these assassins.

But first we're gonna tell you something.

I think he's gonna tell you something that you're not gonna like.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Well, well.

What did I'm a vampire?

Yeah.

So you're a good guy.

I'm gonna trust you.

Yeah.

You have purple lips?

I have trust you.

Let's talk about a cure for vampirism first.

But...

Let's make sure you like me.

Very possibly.

Oh, Raminus.

It's all interconnected.

Take notes, game devs.

Mm-hmm.

Everything's interconnected.

You got one quest line that references another, brother.

Immemorial.

No word.

Search that.

Mm-hmm.

Immemorial.

Originating in the distant past.

Very old.

That's cold.

A contract is a secret pact one enters into with the dark brotherhood.

They provide us with a contract is fulfilled by a skilled assassin.

While carrying out a contract, you may have the op-

I'm not sure how you feel about pirates,

but you've got to kill one.

A captain, in fact.

Jack Sparrow.

Oh yeah, I was in no-

Gaston.

Okay, so...

Spill some blood.

It's kill one of those annoying pirates that always pop up in the uh,

waterfront district.

Mm-hmm.

But now we steal.

Oh.

We steal to make our bread.

And he's glitched out.

Perfect time to steal.

He sees your ink, steal.

Oh!

Human blood, eh?

Whoa.

Spooky.

Bad guy.

Bad guy.

Well, hopefully this won't induce any nightmares,

because this is just a game.

Oh, I bet if you ate some garlic, you'd spaz.

Okay.

Okay.

He's walking like the nightmother.

He's got a walk to him that reminds me of the nightmother.

Now, where was the room I was in that had all the goodies in it?

Earlier.

Oh, the one that gets you in trouble?

Yeah, we have to steal all their crap.

The living horse?

Gotta get him there and take their crap.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, wait, what?

Who's that?

Oh, it's because I took his little toy.

Is that why?

What's?

Who is that?

That's the dog dog.

Is that man man?

It's man, it's man man.

Oh, yeah.

I'm wearing his armor.

Well, he just forget about you.

If you just go.

Give me that.

Maybe if you just leave.

He'll forget.

He'll forget if you leave.

She's okay.

He's gonna forget.

It's Goron Grobalmog.

Oh, is it fair game?

Goron Ball-Gog.

Is it fair game?

Is it fair game?

Yeah, he's got it.

He started it.

He started it.

He started it.

He started it.

And they will praise you.

They'll praise me for fulfilling the night mother's

thing here when I killed him.

Oh, yeah.

He's got Daedric.

Oh, he's got Full Day?

Yep.

Holy crap.

That means we got Full Day.

Yep.

And I'm thinking we're in the go to tell him.

It's me, Tinty.

I'm back.

Ha, ha, ha.

Shield to the Empire on him.

Holy crap.

I'm thinking I'm back.

I'm thinking I look full day right now.

I'm thinking I look pretty done good right now.

Yeah.

I thought I'd see some Full Day trick.

I had back on.

Hi.

Yeah.

Sick.

That's pretty cool.

Guys, well, uh, we got Full Day.

Guys, we got Full Day Day.

Full Day Day.

You're ready to rip right now.

Oh, an exiled.

Oh, big deal.

Brother.

Yeah, I got all that shit.

I got all the useless shit.

Kill another raft of Sithis and call it a day.

Yeah, it's easy.

Easy.

That's the easiest quest of all time.

Killing these rafts of Sithis

that are trying to kill me in the sleep.

That ain't shit.

That ain't shit.

All right.

You're dealing with, this is what you're dealing with now.

This might be a little bit of a dark Tinty arc.

Mr. Nice Guy is gone.

You are now, oh, you are now burdened with dark Tinty.

Tinty has decided that you have been bad.

Haha.

Tinty is coming for you, man.

But Sam and Chris, the gamers behind the chairs,

we are still good to you.

We are good to you, but we can't control what this guy does to you, okay.

I can't control.

If you want to hit yourself with your own hands,

I have no control over that.

We've created something bigger than...

We've created life.

Yes, this is what every this is.

Whatever biologist and computer Cyberneticist

has the dream for the past 60 years.

We have created a biogenesis here. We have created a life, a life of its own, and it's gonna, you know,

Has it free will? It's free, and it's free will is whipping some ass

Why did you do that to me? I'm sad. Okay, you're gold. I want a resistor. I changed my mind. Oh

All right, there you go. I changed my mind. I want to rest. Darkness now

What is now? What's this? I help. What's going on? Fucking face

Yeah, I'll pay with this. Pay with your blood. You're gonna borrow some of your blood to pay

I got a kill-a-guard. Kill-a-guard. Kill-a-guard. A woman?

Ho! Ho!

Am I not good enough for you?

All right, guys, you've been watching Paul's snack continue. The greatest gaming stream ever on planet earth

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Hey

Hey, what's up? You were not hitting record because I was on Twitter

So you were gonna make it so that I can't talk. Let me hit this weed

Oh

Yeah, I got you

So you were gonna make it so that I can't talk to my fan base

Because I was on Twitter. I was dude. Are you chewing gum? Are you? No

Are you kidding? Oh, let me swallow it swallow that gum

Let me get the flavor get some flavor, but then swallow it. Oh, okay

No more gum and no more server no more server and no more fun

No more gum no more fun and no more fun windows key steam oblivion and OBS windows key steam

Yes, let's windows key steam. It's a secret the sequence of keystrokes and

Use your windows key steam. Use your windows key steam. It's like your keyster

It's like yeah, that's I think that's where that term comes from. Yeah

It's like your keyster now the fans that your slack is like an abandoned email

Well, we'll get to that in a moment here, but what I'm thinking is the fan base. Yes, what they're probably think wondering

I bet there are some guys

That don't hover over at the timeline to skip in no in order to see when the game video starts

Yeah, that's what I would do. I would sit there obediently

And I would be you know eating my sore gum or my slop. I would be saying to myself

You know what the video is gonna start when the guys seem it when my guys are dang good and ready

But then there's another subset of the fans that are right now. They're skipping the dialogue

And they're just jumping to the gameplay

Because they don't want to wait around on a blank screen. You see what I'm saying?

The dichotomy is you need both types of fans. You need fans who will patiently obey your every command

And you also need fans that will push you to be better. I see you need shooters

Who will go do any act no matter how despicable if you ask them to

Okay, and whatever political candidate you need assassinated

These guys will do it. Those are the tutors those are the tutors

But then you also need guys that will uh

Say hey, you better get to gaming chop chop or we're gonna really start making a mess of this YouTube channel

You know what I'm saying? Oh, I love both now. Why do I owners? I need to see my desktop audio here, right?

Yes, that's my audio device. So I know what I'm doing Chris. Okay. I'm not a noob. Oh, yes

Give me one minute. Please man. Okay. Can you just hold off on one second? I know you're the expert

Okay, I grew up with the computer bang

I grew up with a computer or say change your name to audio. That would be cool

You know, that's how the car Audi gets its name

The creator's last name I think means to hear in

Latin or something like that

Well, apparently he's not listening because

I if I knew anything about Audi dead, but the cars were gay, but they were it was a point in time where they weren't gay

August hortch

Hortch means listen in German and Audi means listen in Latin. Did you know that okay?

We'll continue why not by the way name people don't know us. I said it's in the name in the name

What people don't know is that we now have

one hundred sneak sneak because I I went to this corner and I pressed Q

To turn on auto walk

And we were sitting here. We sat here and watched the whole thing

So that it was legit

If we just if we had just left it to run on its own, it wouldn't have been legit

But we did watch for about 14 hours. Well, our we're well tend to is sneaking

But that's right ladies and gentlemen. We now have

100 sneak let me demonstrate to you how it goes. I'm going to

Still all that shit right in front of you. Get on lady

And I'm sorry to say such words. We should bleep that out here. Tear please bleep that out. I don't want to start the episode by

What's not good for the alga we don't we don't we gotta we'll put those make use actually you know what tear

Use AI to replace those words

With something intentionally not funny like

Yadarn lady or just take that take that at take the audio clip of me saying Yadarn lady

Did I just said and reuse that over the part where I called her darn lady perfect and then use darn lady again to put over patch over that

And that's how we do it. Okay

Now guy. Oh look how beautiful. Can you believe it? Wow? Yep

That's man. I'm gonna figure out the name of the moon. That's what makes you say wow

Want to figure that up? That's a beautiful planet scape there. Let's see here boy. Yo boy. That's nice

Name of moon

Kyle did we order more of those lav mic packs rhetorical question don't answer

We make sure someone how it happened somehow that I don't have to do and Chris can I you do you got two more and Chris can I have water

And I can't get up. I'm gonna thousand calorie deficit. I literally feel worse than I have my entire life

I just need water and can we give me a diet coke as well. Oh my gosh viewers

Can't even think straight viewers. I can't even think straight

You know what you know what brought down your your idol here

Okay, you know what brought down the great gamer one. I didn't get a cookie today

That's why I'm now sweating

I have the fat guy sweats because I didn't get a cookie in a sandwich today

This is this is just life is a joke. I guess the jokes on me here

I must go to the waterfront district in the imperial city and gain access to the pirate ship

This isn't a real quest. This is a joke

That somebody added in here

Somebody added this joke in here

Apparently Christopher we're doing the pirates of the Caribbean today. I vaguely remember who gave us this little quest

I forget but I was excited about it when I was given to us. It's good

I see a black hand so this must be the assassination guild. Oh, yes

The two moons orbiting

Nearing oh nearing is the name of the of earth. Yeah. Oh cool

Name and kill the captain of this ship

The larger red moon is master

And master the smaller silver moon is secunda secunda. There's two moons. What does that supposed to mean?

Massor is that some sort of thing? What are they saying with that? I don't know

Chris, are you tired and lethargic or are you feeling peppy? I'm great. Why?

Because I just gotta felt the pain only jealousy. I actually resent you for feeling good

It's the only way. I want you to be worse. I want you to feel miserable. What?

I haven't eaten any food today and I because it's a fasting day and I won't eat until tomorrow you and I'm still okay

You little guy pretty okay pesky guy got to wait for it could just be

Got to wake this chick up and talk to her. Do I want to feed her?

Could be a mostly an option to feed her

Go inside and talk to two you could feed her. No, I don't option to feed her

She's a eater. She's a really good fuck