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0:00All right, you might as well roll a little bit of stews so we get this nice visual. Might as well roll bobeous. Roll bobeous. Roll bobeous. That's like roll and coal, but if you're in a truck that's powered by bobeous, you're roll and bobeous. I've been doing so, I was saying this before, how I'm trying to fix my Twitter feed from all the political stuff, I've noticed, like I tried looking up like guitar videos and things that I'm interested in, and there's like a lack of that sort of thing on Twitter. On Twitter. Instagram, there's a ton of that content, but Twitter really prides itself on breaking news, and what are you saying? These are my Twitter.

1:00I'm saying Twitter. There's no guitar content on Twitter. Oh, there's a guitar. There's people arguing. There's a guitar. It's a car. That's it. That's a car for kids. This is my point. Exactly. This is a perfect point. But I'll fix it. You're going to fix your Twitter feed. I'm going to try it. Twitter is all, it's only political, the meme shit. Yeah, it's true. There's no car, Twitter, or anything like that. Yeah. I just wanted to hold it. Yeah. I retweeted. See, that's vomit. Yeah. You'd be better off just going on Instagram and making sure your feed is all guitar stuff if that's the move. Yeah. Yeah. Which, let's get into the game because we're about to get punished by these commenters. They're saying, you know, this guy, these guys, the co-owners are, yeah, the co-owners are pissed. The co-owners are pissed. Well, I'm afraid. I can't even go to sleep. Yeah. If our bosses don't catch us gaming. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. We got a, we got a answer to them. If we were carrying cancer in here with our big brains and our conversation, the co-owners

2:02would be like, hey, get back to gaming. Yeah. Not a mean? Yeah. Alright, so let's go to the arena and let's see if we can hold our own yet with the level one scrub ass, scrub, or if we're just going to get wrecked immediately. You know? Yeah. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, there's the right. There's the arena. The arena. It's a bit of a dirty place. It's a dirty, stinking place for stinky blood sport and blood sport. It's like, I saw a billboard that said, mo, he can sun is where there's a hundred ways to play as an adult or a hundred ways for an adult to play and I was thinking how that's really funny that just like going in the gambling. Is play? Is play? Spectator. It certainly is playing with something. Oh, sorry. I... I think they meant that Casino is playing with you. Right.

3:03So it's been meant that if you're an adult, the instinct to play, the most important, basically how children learn and, you know, the most, probably the one of the highest activities that you can do, is playing, yes, and I mean that for me. Not for real. I don't mean that for me. I totally agree. And if you're an adult, the way that you would play, you ready for a match, or do you just need some information? Is you would go put money in a machine like a zombie and watch some flashing lights and then lose all your money? Yeah. It's basically like non-sexual gooning or something. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like triggering your dopamine without any regard for what is actually happening or what it's actually doing to you? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a non-sexual gooning. Yeah. All right. How do I get in this... Well, I'm ready for a match. There we go. Oh, fuck. I ain't gonna wear your garments. I gotta put it on my stupid footage. Thank you. Oh, no. Give me one of them.

4:04Thank you. Okay. You're not even wearing your raiment. There we go. Stupid bastard. You haven't run home to Mama yet. Sit on my sheet. All right, maggot. Looks like you're suited up when you're ready to get in. If you win, he better give you some respect. He better give me some props. I don't know. I'm not so hot on a respect anymore, but I'm like, give me some props. Yeah. You know? Props? Respect. All right. I think saying respect is kind of like played out. Mm-hmm. Like people... I've heard people say like respect. Like it's a... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like it's a... You know, they see you doing something good and they're like respect or whatever. I think that's kind of corny. Like I feel like saying props. It's like... It's like sweet, chiller. Well, a little bit chiller, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Props. If that's all someone on the street just walking around naked and then they're eating out of the style. Like they have their pants around their ankles. Mm-hmm. And he's eating out of a styrofoam food container and talking to it because he's black

5:07as hell and mentally ill. I'd be like props. Yeah. You're in your lane, bro. He's actually in my lane because he's walking in the middle of the street. True. That's the guy. Yeah. He looks like he's got the IQ of a toddler and he's walking around in blue... primary blue track pants that are sagging with his whole asshole hanging out. And he's talking to himself like a savant or something. He's probably having the most genius conversation that... That's a props moment. We could ever imagine how I always see that guy and I'm like props, yo. Props, yo. Yo, props. He's on the other side of that gate. For this match, we got some fresh meat too. Yeah. Let me add him. Ah! Ah! That's what I'd be like in a fight. This is me right here. This is me outside the gym before it opens. Yeah. That's real. Let's go. You're like, raw. Raw. Why is this guy so fast? Is it a girl again? It's a girl with a green hat. It's a glass.

6:08That's a glass helmet right there. Give him a show, Tint. The blocking's not quick enough to be useful. Yeah. Like you have to plan to block. And then it becomes very repetitive. I guess it is. I guess it is useful. It's just... You get a sky-gore. A sky-gore. You're fucking ass. You stupid fucking bitch. That's right. You stay there. For your own safety, I'm going to ask you to stay there, ma'am. Did you auto try to take all? I tried to take all but I couldn't. They wouldn't let me. Awesome. That's a now-what. I go back down to the hole here. Yep. And then he's going to be like, you're right, maggot. This is like your maggot props to you. It's important if you see if someone is a maggot. You still give them props. Yeah. You know.

7:08Oh, this is boring. Yo, maggot props. I'm a busy man, maggot. Look at his eyes. Yeah. You know, he sees me as a hero. See? You may even survive enough matches to advance in rank. He's like a little boy looking at his hero. Yeah. I'm still a kid, though. Yeah. All right, what are you doing? I'll go on wide. I'm going to get paid from Owen. I'll go on wide. Give me a bitch to gory. Go to the bitch gory room and unwind. Now that's the spirit. You give the people a good show. Yeah. He's a little more enthusiastic, because I'm actually making him money. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's like, yeah. He's like, I'm going to take some profit. This maggot's making me profit. Owen should bet on me. Yeah. There's this mentally unstable guy at my gym.

8:10That's really cool. He's like a shorter guy, but he's like a pretty jacked. Yeah. He's a white guy, but he'll have his headphones on and mumble like really loud rap music. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. And it's fucking awesome. As I've been going there more, I've had less hatred towards him. There's annoyance. You just got to give him props for being fucked up. He's a shit in public. But it's one of the things where if I even smile on him, he'll think that I'm being threatening. Yeah. So you have to just glare at him angrily. Oh, he would die. That would give him nightmares. Yeah. Oh, it's clocked for us. I need some stamina. Yeah.

9:10The blocking is taking my stamina. Now, this is girl number two. Oh, shoot. Oh. That's the best you can do. Yeah. Oh. It's a second nature. Second nature. Ah. You see, look at the crowd. Look at the crowd. Oh, okay. You're right. Give him some showmanship. Where are they? Where are they? 20 people. Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah. Skygore. Skygore. So this is the tinty I've seen in the... The herald. I'm not imperial. Yeah. Note. Huh. The names of newspapers are pretty dope. Those are some of the best names of things. In real life or in the real life? Yeah.

10:10I do. I do. The names they do. Yeah, I want a hug. I want a hug. Why can't I make you like me with persuasion? Okay. Okay. It's the curve of... He was surprised that at your first kill, the second one is a little less... Well, now he's starting to care about me. He doesn't want to see me get hurt, so he's trying to persuade me from fighting. You see that? Yeah. He actually cares about me. That's a good way of thinking about it. He was like, You think you have what it... You don't have what it takes. Don't go back up there. Yeah. I can't... I've grown to... I can't walk you do this. We're not supposed to get close with our... With our pit dogs. Yeah, pit dogs, but I... But I... I just know that you went through a lot with that leg-hacing style. Yeah. I know your constipated sense. Yeah. Because you're eating cheese blocks all day. To make... To make... To make... To make... To make... To make...

11:10To make... To make... To make... To make... Part where you fall down and bleed to death. Is it an all-girl success...? It was a guy. The last one was a guy too. Oh. Always trying to dip. He's not going anywhere. And he got you. K夠. Sneak up on you and pickpocket your egg. Bits. What's this place? But motherfuckrett's something to Farm or something. It's cinnamon- What the fuck, is he? He got your egg. Bits. I'm a Skygore. Skygore. Oh, he's slum. Oh... Oh, look what I did your legs. Oh, listen boy. Damn. I got your legs, bitch. The blue team am I the blue team? Yeah, I think so. Yeah But this for you alone. You'll own the arena. Can I bet on myself? I bet a million dollars on myself. Yeah, and this kind of action here I can't believe I'm saying 100 gold

12:13Yes Yes, this is like Enough You're 17 tears Can I take a load off in the Gore bedroom? Yeah, you talked to Bory No, what's he doing down here just waiting to get gourd? Why would there be an animal in the den of uh, it's like they're uh fighters here. So they're pet. Yeah, it's like they're um pit bull I don't know bully those j- those genetically modified Nidget dogs. All right, I'm back Nothing right? Nothing. I'm ready for a mash. Give me the drill. What's the drill? Okay, brawler. Here's the drill. You go up there and get dead Got it Got it good

13:13Get me some battle the battle was really just the the the the the acceptance of Owen Yeah, it's not the killing. Yeah, the killing's easy It's getting on this guy's good side so that he gives us a shot here. It's what's yeah a problem for me especially because I have social Stuff going on, you know I'm not the best socially I like to like I have my I'm smart But socially I'm just not you know Good, you know, let me get his head start You get a head start. He's always a brawler. Um This were things heat up a bit Okay, so all of the uh, all of the uh Baddling garments are just have Brett have a bra They have he's got a bra. It's a bra attachment. Yeah Oh

14:14I wonder if you get more advanced. It's a two on one. They set the start sending. I was thinking that they should For a dragon they send that a dragon in a mud crab Yeah Hopefully you always say that's five on one. Yeah, you're saying it sky All right, you sounded fine with his body Can you move his body the jacks nosy Come on, give me that Hmm, that's E. Oh, it's E. E is how you move Okay Once a guy says no, we were not touching it. It's not fun. Yeah, what are you? We don't need to talk about that. No, just let him bleed. Let him leak out there. Let him bleed. Let him bleed Make him bleed make him bleed make him bleed How do I grow? How do I get up from being a brawler here? I think you need some exercise. What do you

15:20Okay, so he's gonna be a good way for Corp watching my weight What I was looking at you. Yeah, two two what else sisters now get in there. They're twins Oh my god, that's basically calling them uh, basically telling them uh, yeah Get those two tree climbers out of here. Get those two Exactly get up there and kill those They're twins by the way. They're twins. Who is it? It's so glorious to kill twins a rare occurrence in nature die twin Yeah There's a tradwife behind there with eight ten blue eyes killer She's the last owner family You're purple You're navy blue you're navy blue kill those Tree climbers. They black. Oh, yo. Yeah, they're tree climbers, Sam

16:22These tree climbers aren't gonna last long as me. Oh, and then you get the ball. You get the bow woman in the back You get the art art trists and then the arch trists and arch trists and then you have the Female archers and archers and then you have a clay morion a clay morion But they they should do a dwarven I'll arm right there. I don't have a dwarven uh weapons Is she saying die blue team dog or something? Some like that Now Sister is not does not see they have I Just kill the mister. Yeah, they're strong mental Actually wood elves don't care about their She's draining my fatigue right now. She's moving really fast. I think she's draining my fatigue

17:27The game might be glitching stamina of how much stuff you've done. That's just that's just not the main quest So the game just starts to break reality it just starts to kind of crumble. You've been beating too many bitches. Yeah Now it's the man that you stop if Corporate jobs or even just working on Amazon warehouse was sort of framed like this Where your boss comes up to you and like you're not bad kid Yeah, will you make it tomorrow? Yeah, so you can become Better at boxing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can be can go to inventories Inventory three department you can take less p-brakes. Yeah That's right. They didn't job brawler. Here's your take. That's right. They did and I fucked them You know, I fucked up with my mallet here. Yeah, you're an extra pony and is deep Hmm He's got an axe sex opponent is the only person with albinism in the entire

18:27Continent he's the demon kill him demon kill him He's an albino black man. He's got magic in his head Split his head open and get the magic out Immediately Oh, man, they're getting show Guys glad you know, you already do it. We know we know the reggies Not the reggies, but we know the original 12 or in here the 12 or in here. That'll miss an episode Give a give a like if you can thumb it up Fomet up, okay, you know, we've been we've had some sick days, but uh, you know, it's party time Party time grab that beer out of your fridge grab a piece of cheese Grab a big block of cheese game You cheat. We'll block it. We're kind of cheesy. He's in on oh, this guy's quick I've been on a man Chego kid. Oh, what man Chego? What's man? Chego to have a cheese from Spain. There's a Spanish cheese

19:32I saw him out of stamina now. So I can't block any European Spain. Uh-huh not It's not Dominican cheese not Dominican cheese which they Do fancy things with It's not uh, it's not what you find in a papusa papusa All right All right, this guy's putting up Oh Oh, look at that Look how fucked up you are You need help You need help immediately quick quick get some help Good he was the last his family, too

20:33How many more bloodlines can you just get into the real game now kid or blood letter For more blood. Don't disappoint me. Mm-hmm get some blood. Can I have some blood which is more than I can say for most people who step into that arena keep it up Can I get some blood now to smile out of you With both a mace and a sword so be ready for either one so he's like your brother Oh, it's a red guard. He's a red guard. So he's like that guy's brother a red guy mm-hmm Be ready for him to do complicated basketball moves out there in the field. Allow you Don't be distracted Don't be distracted by his sporty dribbling. Yeah Well tindy's kind of like a Dennis Rodman Yeah, you know Tindy's ready to toe it with purple, you know, one of these guys Sure, Dennis Rodman is wearing yellow lipstick at one point. Oh, yeah Probably most points. Yeah, or a lot of points

21:37Does he even know I'm here? Oh, this guy looks like he this guy's your helmet. Oh shit stopganger This is in T Let me see your face. Oh, he's He's not dark purple. This is like a duck. This is like a doppelganger Show me your face. Oh, you threw something at me there Oh That's the best you can do Oh seeing the other way how you did a boxing match In real life in real life. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I was thinking how crazy that was like this. Yeah. Yeah That was cool. It was crazy. It was like you're reminded me of a meme Uh, that's just like did you know you can just literally do anything or like you can just like wake up like Yeah, but the meme is usually like some XYZ person

22:39You're putting like mozzarella cheese on like a on Fritos or something. Yeah, as it did you know Did you know when you're adult you can in have my and have a job in an apartment? You can literally just put cheese on potatoes You're gonna walk down the street doing a silly walk. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm reminding me of that because like you just kind of I don't even know how you get Yeah, that was number. That was nice. That's four years ago. That's flippin crazy crazy Oh, yeah Okay, so the arena really must be for people who are really broke because you've got a total probably what 450 coins for killing five people. Yeah So she's like a Yeah Well, we're gonna see how many how many of these stupid fights do I have to do? This is kind of dragging all this is like okay. Yeah, we're definitely speedrunning We don't want to do this a whole episode here. There's fighting the arena stuff do one more and maybe uh, I mean We got to finish it. Yeah, we're doing every we're doing every side quest sure in the game. Yeah

23:44You get a special achievement if you do every side quest before starring the main quest Yeah, or just don't even do the main quest. Yeah At the end of that Todd Howard he comes video comes on says I see you've made a wise choice The main you must be soft far future Because you did the thing out that the main quest actually sucks This is the real ending And then Todd and then it's a Todd Howard uh It's Todd Howard reenacting the uh the ending himself 10 years of dance It's awesome This is hard Now if I get in over my head can I run back to the entrance and run away? I don't know. I wonder why if people did that in history if you know if you're getting your

24:46You're getting your fricking they probably just have spikes waiting for you Asfeet in the in the gladiator the coliseum and you just want to run away I wonder what that how that goes You know There's probably some sort of uh Yes Be impressed with me I want to impress you. What's like support who you um You probably shamed you into all that Now the japanese had a different level of shamed culture We're gonna need to sky gory uh Oh, I should get go I gotta get some better uh Do I need a better weapon is my weapon degraded here a little bit, but uh Mace of the crusader getting a little bit uh degraded It's just uh leveling up your stamina, which I don't know um

25:47I think the meta though is just getting gear that uh has buffs on it like rings and so on I really want to know what it's like if your luck goes up hella Luck I think just raises um Skills you haven't raised yourself. Uh, I think so Here's your payout you killed one of your own Which makes sense because at the beginning of the game if you have a lot of luck things would happen easily But then as you're As skill becomes more of a factor luck becomes less of a factor I guess is the rationale the role-playing rationale I see next up is a dark elf I've never seen him But yeah, it's uh luck is less useful in in the end game. I see Uh, but which is not uh Well luck isn't really a skill in real life. Oh, no, absolutely is. Oh, yeah, and also capitalizing on luck and

26:49fostering a nurturing fostering environment where When luck happens you're not asleep at the wheel. It's definitely a thing true Yeah, probably most people get rich. They gotta get you gotta get lucky as part of one of the components there, but um Luck is probably manifests is just uh through the repetition of making opportunity Yeah, of course well every every day is basically like a lottery ticket With very low odds and every idea that you have is uh Like a lottery ticket with low odds. So to some extent it's like just being there Consistently you're showing up to play the lottery consistently How that's one element of how it works. Yeah, that makes sense in my opinion. Yeah Much who gives a shit about that Definitely not this guy. No, this guy's have this guy's up for This guy just came on discord you have gore in his body. No, goreless is goreless

27:50That's part of the quest why he needs to get gore's mothers Ah, but this guy appears to be goreless too. Mm-hmm I'm just He also has an unnatural skin tone. Yeah, he's a nasty freak. Yeah Belongs on a public bus. It sounded for a minute. They're like the crowd was saying Tinty Tinty tinty tinty Oh You got gourd buddy heck yeah, I don't even know you had that gore in there, but you got gourd buddy Now I'm ready to rank up here I'm ready to rank up you've achieved a new rank awful peasant There are 14 more ranks

28:51I'm a meridon now meridon meridon you know I gotta look that up. You know my thing here meridon I'm a meridon Let's go baby The little dagger he uses actually sticks it up his butt first to poison it with poop What don't worry just get up there on the fight the meridons were elite highly disciplined ancient Greek warrior contingent uh from Fifios fifios in the fessily famously led by Achilles during the Trojan War They were probably like oily guys in rags That carried big like wooden sticks or something and that's how they were so fearsome Can you imagine seeing one of those walking around partucket oily and oily Greek guy With a stick That's what it would have looked like Oh

29:52The weren't they obsessed with olive oil Well, I know that's how the Romans cleaned themselves Was they would cover themselves in oil and then scrape it off with a speech about oily just like being dirty They like to be oily and dirty too. Yeah, it's probably what they were doing. Yeah, and this and those oil All of oil vineyards. Yeah Orchards or whatever you call a place where there's all what you guys get the straggler to meet him I'll show you what I've got guys an Italian door But yeah, it's an Italian guy. He's Italian show me what you got show me what you gotta shoot him in the face Kill him Tommy kill him Tommy All right, just need so he don't never cross the reds ever again Whoa, this guy's psychotic. Yeah, he's got a sick fuck you see how that guy died I want you to do that again. Yeah Yeah, now that I'm I'm racking up corpse stacking up corpses. He's I've awakened some sort of new thing in him because he's like point paint the walls red with their blood for me

30:58Pain it read for me Tommy. I want to see that blood the guy wearing a bib at a restaurant saying that yeah Bring out those animals. I want to eat him Bring out the animals. I want to eat him Tommy He's for the week. Here we go. Come on Come on Tommy open it up Tommy. I want the blood. I want the blood in the gore Tommy. I'll open it up his gore look like this Sunday gravy my mother Would have on the pod all day. There's gore on the potato is again That's an awesome line. Yeah, it's cool Dot dot dot won't dot dot dot you dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. Yeah, there's a text mm-hmm Nice time he's talking about how it how are the sopranos family deal with an autistic shot later? It's like an autistic son, right. He's draw. He's got these playing that damn computer again

31:59He's playing the damn computer again, and he's almost skygory. He's got some friend named penis Some like that. I don't know some friend named Tito or something in the game He's calling. He's saying hey Tito's doing a great job in the arena, but he's he's he's become very sedentary. Yeah He's become very sedentary and uh, he stopped eating He twenties with extra tomatoes. He only wants red food He's only eating red food. He's called it gore. He calls it gore. He says he's like you know like your guts He's explaining gore to an adult Italian gore. What do you mean? Oh like he guts Oh, he's showing a gore video to an Italian and they immediately get it He's like oh, yeah, he's playing with guts. He's playing with guts. Oh, yeah, I remember. Yeah, yeah, this guy Yeah, he's playing with his guts. That's what happens when you uh, um Well, you don't show up with the money. Yeah, oh, yeah, you know, I've seen that before. Oh, yeah, I've seen that before

33:04I just what you're showing me I've seen that before This one just happens to be in Brazil or whatever you talk about it. It's sad when the guy gets electrocuted from holding on to the cables. Yeah Yeah, he's getting his got his gorgon. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah Oh, yeah, clip. Oh, yeah, that kid with the who hits the hammer on his feet. We used to call it We used to call that using rocks Yeah, let's make a jawline look better They do hammering in Sicily. Yeah, you do hammering in Sicily. That's why, you know Just for the girls You calling it looks Max and me with the usually call you just get it for the girls. I just call it a shower and a shave. Yeah But um We would use um, yeah, I do looks Max and go get my haircut. Yeah, go get my hair cut Get a nice head trim and you know put on some cologne boom where looks Maxing looks back Look at these look at look at the butt look at my cuff links What I saw I saw um today actually I saw it dude wearing a GMT. Oh cool. I'll work it out. Yeah

34:12Nice and uh that I thought then after afterwards I was like um I shouldn't wear that to the gym. I mean this could but made me kind of uh Well, you just I think you should just wear it Chris Jet at the gym though. We let's wait. Fuck it. It gives a fucking shit Also, you don't want to embarrass the guy though because mine it might his is all stealing his own He had a hit a sprite well the um the two-tone the gold is on the inside. So it's it's more protected. It's the uh You know, the outside's gonna get scratched first. I'm a warrior rank. I'd warrior. All right. I think that's a good place to conclude Yeah, this episode guys you've been watching pause and I continue The next episode will not we will not be doing arena next episode okay We're gonna take this little guy out for a spin pork chop my gore baby and his name is porky pee And we're gonna be taking him out for a ride. We're gonna jump on his back choppy's earned him out mount and see if we can go or some innocent civilians Okay guys are you watching plus I can hit the like and subscribe button boop it to you. Bye

35:21Oh Quia just for um Quia what's quia what's quia mean? It's Latin for diarrhea Quia Did they ancient Romans have diarrhea? Yes, yes, they did May had fives and they called it something did ancient Romans have diarrhea I would like to know what they called it There was a real on my sword page. It was just a picture of shit in a toilet and I didn't click on it But the uh text on it said uh the eight different kinds of diarrhea Nice, but I almost just automatically sent it to you without watching Just because it was to make me check it out. Yeah, I should know it was yeah What did ancient Romans call diarrhea? Did they have different names for shit? Opus 4.6 extended thinking research mod

36:29We Prove that's crazy wait love Profluvium Profluium alwee flowing of the belly Elvis fluins or soluta loose belly Tormina griping intestinal cramps It's expensive the standard word for shit dung and maneuver was stercus Murda cruder more like shit in the vulgar sense found in graffiti Kakare verb to shit. That's probably where kaka comes from yeah excrementum and the finest animal dung is finest. That's really funny. I like finest I'm making finest right now excrementum more clinical. That's what a doctor Would come in and explain how there's still excrementum in the bottom of your pants in your guts If you're a Roman settler in America, okay an Italian Guido person

37:29It's your guts or you got audita. You've heard that one Sorry viewers. I'm eating a cookie right now. It's almost over You always have the most perfect cookies like just like good sort of uh, you're doing my little cookie right now It's like you could sell that cookie Situation for like $12 for one cookie just because of all these are my very expensive $12 cookies. Yeah. Yeah My fasting day. Mm-hmm So last episode you guys saw us we're trying to get to the bottom of the arena. It is a monotonous Sort of nothing thing that we will finish, but it's just not um It's not that monotonous. It was fine. Yeah. Let's go to see dark brotherhood. Let's see what they got here. Oh, so this is gonna be something I must go to the inn of ill omen find a man named rufio And kill him if I simply leave rufio alone Lushhals will never visit me again Ah

38:29Thing it's I think we have to End rufio's life. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this guy's name Tom McDonald the guy made this game Todd Howard Todd Howard We want the Todd Howard ending we do want the Todd Howard a secret ending remember that in uh when you were a kid and uh, there'd be like Made-up rumors that you could do something in the game that was just not true at all Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure Like if you yeah, if you leave the game on for like 24 hours, you can Something secret happens. I don't know. I'm doing it all Italian voice. Yeah, you're doing it in the voice This is kind of an Italian Italian episode Well, Italians they let they like secrets. They do and they like to talk about clandestine. You know What is clandestine again? It's like secret. Mm-hmm. It's like uh uh The doings of some uh, sinister

39:30unseen Mm-hmm Group of people I think there's like a group A group connotation to it clandestine cland like the clan you cland but we could just to make it so that our viewers gain an IQ point here We could look at that word up. Yeah, this is mostly for me, but I am merely an extension of the co-owners To counter our diarrhea our Latin diarrhea fixation. Faviet was it favium flavium fluvium From the latin clan destinus derived from clam secretly in secret Traces back to proto-indo european kell to cover hide conceal the same route that gives us kelare Which means which is uh latin to hide that leads to conceal Helm as in a concealing helmet Hell the hidden or covered place sell Enclosed hidden space a cult from a cultus hidden color and color originally that which covers The destinus suffixes less certain possibly analogous to intestineus

40:33Which means internal giving a sense of secret and hidden nature first attested in english around the 1560s borrowed directly from latin or via french clandestine fact check that please Yeah, cuz i'm thinking about clam and i'm wondering how which came first or if it's even related because of a clam is a conceit That's cram it hides its shit. Yeah, yeah core etymology confirmed. It is indeed from clam Because if you if you go far enough back with etymology There really just had to be some sort of arbitrary choice Like synthesthesia that man had to attach all scognates the shellfish clam is from middle english clam Meaning pincers or clamp from old english clam Meaning bond or grip from proto-dermanic clam meaning to press and squeeze together Named for the clamping action of the shell different routes the resemblance is coincidence interesting very interesting I love words. I think it's the one of the most interesting. Um, it's yeah topics. I mean language is obviously so important this uh

41:40All this stuff with llm's the these sort of ma uh Seeming magic that happens when you manipulate language mathematically. Mm-hmm. I think there's uh something fascinating to it Even though I'm an AI hater and Contrarian it's definitely Incredibly fascinating my language my language interests come from More of the my geography autism where I'm into geography and maps. Mm-hmm and The thing that people don't think about is Societies or peoples that are close to borders of other countries Have uh, they're like like barcelona for example or it's called a borrow word or a lindward Is that what you're about to mention? No, no like and uh, so barcelona is um in eastern spain And they speak I believe katalan, which is a I think I'm getting there right which is a it's Spanish that has French influence Vice versa. Yeah, yeah, it's that you'd imagine that

42:41On the border of spain and france the language they're speaking is gonna sound a little bit of both There's like a immediate drop off. Oh, yeah, like an invisible border Yeah, that's totally fascinating. I think that's interesting. Just like kebab quap sound. Well, that's a whole different other thing But that's it is interesting What hammer here that guy's clearly coming out swinging this guy's clearly been watching the vids Haha Now the dark brotherhood quest line is very cool It feels evil But it is I from what I remember good. I Would actually good. We're gaming. I mean We're being good in the context of what we've done this whole playthrough It's very good because all we mostly just murder people Every episode Be it a beast or a he or man be it be store man. We mostly murder

43:45Innocent animals like a jeopardy question. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah be it be store man. This popular purple fellow mostly murders What is tinty See correct 400 pound guy that is crosses Look at a nice suit. Mm-hmm What is tinty in a um, what's the Irish cap called Like a scally a scally. Yeah, a fat guy in a scally is the guy that knows all the tinty trivia. Yes He's number eight out of the original And his signatures He stopped watching when we lot when we started losing weight. Yeah, as he felt left out But he still kept up with the wiki in the lore and he just memorized everything actually created a schiz it created a show schizm Yeah, we call it the dark audience And they're the folks that when we when we started losing weight and trying to get better They began to hate us. Yes, they were still watch they still watch they were actually become bigger as an emotional response

44:49They become bigger to sort of show us that we don't know what we're talking about. Yes, so when we start we went We're going from about 250 260 we're going down To maybe 220 I don't want you to wait with your goal weight is and they saw that and they're like, you know what F these guys, I'm going to go from 220. I'm going to take it up to 320 They wanted to be a 300 club. Yeah, they were enjoying the 300 club. Mm-hmm Is this the guy? I have my ear. I'm going to kill someone inside my ear. You can kill a man that has his back turned to you I will see about that. Yeah, that would be the flies. You don't know tinty do you? Hi I I'm aneless I'm aneless That's mad funny. It's me aneless The great the beautiful. Yeah, that's crazy All right, let's go ahead. Sleepy free. Let's check out inside here. Sleep is always free. Uh, this is this anus. That's my nerve. Uh You can't see me. Yeah

45:50How do I get better at sneak? Can you let's look this up here? Uh, I want a skill. I want to book. I think you could have said you got a uh sneak attack people melee style. Well in Oblivion. How do I speed level? Sneak Find a sleeping NPC Walk into the wall. Oh, you might try it might uh What you might want to check like what if I'm what if I'm already Mid to end game. No, okay. Why I think I think this just does increase a very small amount of no I believe that this is true. I believe that this is reality and this is we were yeah Are you on here? Okay First of all, let me finally test it out and just see if we get one level. Okay. Can we get even one level pop in here? We are fucked up. Who can see you? I don't know, but we gotta just take all our clothes off right now Okay

46:54That's spelled drinker Looking good Nice Oh, look at that now. We got sneak for days. Okay. Are you in my in range or a person range of uh miniva sleeping? Can you go in your nerve when you're there? Well, yeah, definitely because this eye is almost opening here All right, we'll set a timer for five minutes to see if this does what we need it to oh you hit what is it um We're back to Italian guys. All right, so we're doing this the rest of the episode and probably just chatting So yeah And tear don't speed this up because this is not dead air Technically speaking. I don't know what the riffing. What are we supposed to do if we're doing an honest playthrough And these guys need to see what it takes to play this game The way a real gamer plays. Yeah, I feel like this part right now is building character

47:57I would agree and I feel like the What is uh journeyman is at level 35? I don't know, but I think something happens at 25 in car We'll go for 25 But we also have to look up what an adept is oh Okay, um, I feel like that might be 50 or 60. I just want to know what the word means because you I think you asked me Oh, right, right, right? Um, my guess is that it would be an intermediate man. Yeah Which is a funny word to have as you call them an intermediate man then Yeah Oh, this is like taking This is like Taking candy Taking candy from baby. Yeah Right now and I'm about to be taking a diet code that's her taking candy for a baby Should be described for just me some of you doing something mean or sinister because that's just a mean thing to do sure

49:00Adept comes from the Latin adeptus one who has attained Someone highly skilled or proficient at something. Okay Originally used for alchemists who claimed to have achieved the secrets of their craft that sounds fake liars And then masked what is it master a master into the last one in the game the last one. I don't I don't know Hey apprentice is sneaking nice that baby No, we get closer Is that going to probably kill us up faster Oh Okay, now we're riding the edge right here This episode is about learning patience And consistency consistency is key this episode is gonna give you the values that you need to go make it in the real world

50:01This is like a college education Yes And uh just you're gonna have to sit here and stare at the wall Well, I'm playing on my phone, but you're gonna stare at the wall with us This is a breaking immersion, but one thing that I I liked adding to my vocabulary Was free association What I'm talking about yeah, because I would have referred to that as like banter I suppose just like Speaking or Like it like imagine your talk free association is a little more specific of a thing So yeah, it definitely is helpful to have specific handles for things because I've had to really try With uh, this is applies to guys or girls who are like brick walls. Mm-hmm. Who will just be like Like you'll say something to them like Isn't it funny? I like it's just coke and not like die coke or whatever. Yeah, they're like yeah, that is crazy Stone stone face. Yeah, and um, I should have done it to you just

51:08Yeah, I guess that's weird Yeah, whatever. I mean yeah Well first if that if that seems to be the case is probably the case of uh, you shouldn't really continue talking to them and you should move on But I think you can try to crack the ice ice wall challenge to trying uh, you know Man, I want one of these nicotine pouches so fucking bad right now. I don't these things are the shit We can we can share they're so good. We can share ah we can share our common um We can share the suffering in the sense that I act I will be going What I will be going the rest of the day without eating which I I'm just sure I'm just looking I will be going the rest of the day without eating. Yeah You think about the reality of going home and then sleeping. I wouldn't want to trade places with you Not eating yeah So these and I'm I'm enjoying one, but it's you know, uh, I would rather you have you need that to be not eating. That's crazy

52:09It's yeah, it's a good if you if you don't go on you get the other yeah So level 28 now. How do we get this thing to level up faster here? Is there any other way here you have to increase the uh Frame rate of the game. Oh wearing heavier armor actually makes it Uh helps because it makes the sneak harder Uh See if you see uh if there's a more maybe a more effected way or We're doing this. Okay, we're doing this Heavy stuff Boots yeah Helmet yeah, I gotta put that on tindy Greaves of movement Maybe a little king I'm gonna drop this. I don't want this stolen. I don't want stolen crap. Oh shit Literally a Christmas tree on that one. Yeah, all that heavy armor where we be wearing now if it's let's well. Let's see if it's full eyeball

53:11Let's see we're not successfully sneaking right now, but we aren't being noticed by NPC But I think the eye has to be squinting and we have to count as sneaking We should probably play the game. Yes, not boring. It's healthy. Yes. I see what you're saying and I understand where you're coming from Maybe the first part this first part of uh because you probably haven't enough sneak to Uh, do the task of the first time. I don't think I've got enough sneak yet I want a little bit more sneak if you're completely naked and just do one blow to Get naked and do a blow. I don't know if I'm doing that Chris That sounds a little suspect okay, what I'm gonna stand in this corner and raise up my sneak levels This appears to be a slight squint. It's a squint and we're leveling up There we go. Which is how we're leveling up because we're not detected right you get army on and we have heavy armor

54:13That's making it so the cone goes up faster. Okay. Now we're cooking with fire. This is probably I don't want to sound braggadocious This is the best game stream on youtube and we're we're looking to a fn corner right now What does that say about the state of the industry these other guys the stuff that they think is funny What are they even what are they even thinking what are they trying to what are they putting together? You see mr. Beast wants to be a live streamer now. What an idiot he does Yeah, I think I think he does you how could he even do that which would be that would be awesome to see well after seeing things like um him getting Well, he would get shot, but I wouldn't yeah, I wouldn't be happy about it But I would have to watch every moment. HGTV woman. I would have to watch his gore bubbling up to the surface The age the age like the home improvement woman who got caught streaming who's that you can hear about that It was like a month ago. It was a it was a woman from like HGTV Or something like that. Yeah, and they were doing a live stream for whatever reason

55:16And she does a show and then she said she's she like Hammered a nail wrong and she said the N word and then she says something like can we wait can we cut that like So I can imagine yeah, I can imagine a guy like mr. Beast who has Like demonic levels of like production whatever She's just a zombie who knows probably I know, but uh, you know like There's too much pressure Let's kill somebody. Yeah, oh is bruh in there Bruh is in here. Bruh is in here. Oh, no, he's not. Why am I going so slow? Who is where here? This is Minerva. Oh, wait. Is that the woman that stole the painting? Blackass Is that the one that's disgusting? That's the one that stole the painting. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Okay It's the same character model. Yeah, she's a black ass Other private quarters private quarters Privat PSC Privat Prius C Privat where we perform for you after hours. Yes I see this guy's conveniently somewhere where they're not gonna notice me killing him. That's pretty good. Also

56:21Just sneak out the game there as the weather gets warmer Hello. Oh, this is the guy. I'm I'll be quiet. Oh, you say about the weather gets warmer Hello, Rufio. Yeah, I was gonna. Oh Whoa, he got skygoard. It's an auto auto sky. Give me that Now I was gonna say When the weather I don't know if it's weather-dependent, but when this guy shouldn't have done what he did That's all I'm gonna say about that when these cons start these comic-con whatever when they start I want to see a tinty cosplay I hope someone is there people sorry whipping out the tinty cosplayers a tinty cosplay because there could be some co-owners There's some cosplayers. I think for the best one I I don't yeah, we should know cash cash prize for whoever is the most upsetting Okay, look at five really big guy. Yeah, for a really big guy, but I would I would love to see that

57:23If we are judging the tinty costume contest You will not be judged on how accurately your physique matches tinty if you are a big fat guy You are able to compete 100 percent. Yes, it's more about the swag and the preferences and the sort of um Maybe the picture if it's if you have like um If you have like a hobby horse with you. That's it in the style of painty. Oh, shit. I fast travel. Oh, no Oh, we have to cut well. What's the last day cut it out cut cut. We got to remove this fuck No Okay, no, okay, tear tear cut that out. No, listen, we can leave it in leave it in yeah was we didn't actually do it We're going back in time We can always go back in time. Okay, sure. All right. Did I kill the guy though? Are you seeing your quest lock expert of sneak and me guys like I know how to detect that out as if I was trying to

58:24See you the co-owners. It's it was purely for it was all for show For show only I'm just I'm just a guy. Don't worry. We're safe. This guy's still dead. Same position. Nobody's fast travel. Okay. Nobody did any fast travel. It's all good All right Just killed your guy down there, buddy That fast travel spooky I can actually just go in here and sleep in this inn where I just killed the guy you can sleep in let's see They're not even find out. Well, they're not the room where the dead guy is I'll stay uh Sleep with Maniva first black girl door on the left You can bed down with the black nappy headed woman Farewell enjoy she stinks don't complain about the smell Because she stinks you dream of someone sleeping peacefully in his bed When a shadowy gaunt figure silently enters the room

59:26Approaching the bed the figure leans down and sinks its fangs into the sleeping person after a few moments The pale figure rises blood dripping down his chin as color flows back into the vampire's face so Oh, you got vamps What I think Check your check your active it doesn't make sense Check your grow your your active I got advanced You got vamped how Um, it might have to do with the quest. Oh, no, I know why I think it's part of Dark brotherhood that you get vamped really. Mm-hmm. I believe so Really Devilish that's cute devilish business Maniva just standing there. Nerva. Manerva

1:00:30Devilish business people here. What is this going on here? We are now vampires Yeah, folks I don't like to have to be the one to tell you this But we are now vampires. Are we gonna be burning in the daylight here? I think once uh, there's the Good rays of the sun. What have we done skin? What have we done? We've done something very naughty I mean Tinty has some serious melanin if we're talking if we're talking about oh if you should protect him It should protect him from the sun from the blaring's the beams of the blaring sun. Yeah Wish it could be cloudy. I don't know could be the case the clouds are helping us here. Yeah You know Okay, so Boom, let's see what's next on the agenda. We did a knife in the dark The next time I sleep in a location he deems secure So he's gonna sleep in a secure he's probably like well, you just slept in the place you killed the guy. Okay, that makes sense

1:01:30All right, let's go I'm boosted my speed up because being fast. It's kind of awesome. We'll be flying around serodil soon. Mm-hmm Did you see the um so many made pixel art of Tinty goring um corny the unicorn It was actually really it was really good. It was just straight up pixel art. It may it might have been made with AI um, but um I would think it wouldn't be Who knows and uh I was probably made with AI. Yeah, if it was then um That's some good AI pixel art is pixel art's back. Pixel art's coming back people Interesting. You're not getting hurt by the van. Maybe he's gonna kick in. It's a good. It's got a kick in. Yeah

1:02:38Uh, sure Give me that I don't need arrows Oh, you just uh the bound to bow someone to bow. I have no way going fast or yeah, we got some speed now You're on like a you're like going mo-ped speed. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm So we are going to Japan. So we do PSC live in Japan. Oh, I hope it's you're doing For all the Japanese fans Japanese we played Japanese games. We got a live translation. Mm-hmm We could have some guy that's we're shouting at to translate the Japanese games. Yeah, could go play the chinko Yep, I have actually I've actually it's uh, oh, you're gonna I gotta open my jaw gum. I don't want to be a wee But uh my jaws or size are gum here. Oh, yeah, you can be a weeb. I'm just it's just uh, Japan's dope. Yeah

1:03:40Trying to think of what I remember that you I know you would immediately enjoy there besides the uh, you know obvious stuff like the cars you go see or whatever or drive I One thing that's really nice is all the taxis Mm-hmm have old old taxi they have uh, well, they have modern taxis, but they're all like these weird um SUV like they have tons of room in the back Hmm like a ton of leg room in the back So it's very accommodating for um For people Which I thought was pretty cool and the tax the taxi drivers were like white gloves and stuff maybe this is just in like Tokyo, but it was very um It was it was more I felt like you were getting chauffeur'd around it's great That sounds good to me. Yeah, so if you want to see the taxi. No One thing you'll have to mentally sort of uh

1:04:44Get used to is though everywhere and everybody in public, but oh god shit. What was that? Uh Everybody wears masks surgical masks. Okay, so And if I don't do this am I gonna get yelled at? No, okay But you'll just have to get you'll have to remind yourself that this is just a Japan thing and From what I can sort of Calculate or remember it is um It serves two purposes one obviously to Culturally like so they don't If they have a cold or something they don't spread it or whatnot rent their There's spit molecules from going out of people's faces mm-hmm, but also they they seem to Want to cover their face. Yeah, they don't want people to see their ugly faces. They want yes They don't want to see people to see their faces and when I went on like

1:05:47Tinder You went to japan. You went on Tinder. I did just to see what it was like well in all the girls They don't show their face and they're close up as you got to japan the first thing you did was you fired first Yeah, I fired it up tinder. No I want to see They don't know they don't show their faces That's crazy. It's either a picture of their cat or the back of their head. It's like a mirror Back of their head. Yeah Core bastards. Yeah Um Golden hair man Look at the crystal buddy. It's christis link. It's vampirism. I got a kill somebody Are you wait if you speak to someone they might be like Get away from me. Yeah, I'm come on a sinter Serenin is my husband Okay, she's taken she has red irises Maybe the vampirism hasn't kicked in because you should be oh no, I think it's uh There's tears to the vampirism so it gets more severe as time goes on. Oh, so you're

1:06:50You just got it Where are the stores? I thought this was the store district. I don't think so. You know sell my shit. Oh, there's oh, there's some store boarding house Tavern it's more of a bed and breakfast sort of thing there I'm going to boarding house. This is for poor people Hello, we just wear a poor people's sleep If you've got 10 gold. I've got a room. I might The rooms up the stairs and Okay, okay You hide mobs while he's pumpkin's down here It's carrot and gourd Here's you check if the roaches health inspector I'm just doing some back and forth Nice. Oh, there's a lot of pumpkins. Well, it's almost Halloween because it's uh 3E of whatever

1:08:00Uh 3E of gundas. Yeah, 3E of gundas Yeah, 3E of gundas Frostfall 3. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's fall. It's fall 433 You sense of presence The dark brotherhood knows a great many things for you are now part of the family Awesome finally. Oh, finally. I'm welcoming guy Of a covenant the man of execution your signature Rufio's blood the ink Of all Oh boy, you must now go to the city of Chadenhall Hmm, and then an house near the eastern wall

1:09:01Into the basement and attempt to open the black door You will be asked a question Sanguine my brother You will gain entrance to the sanctuary once inside speak with Ochiva We must not take our leave of each other you and die for there's much work to be done I'll be following your progress. Those are a normal guy. He does To the family I wonder what happened to him to make him so evil You know Well, I mean we don't know what's under the hood. Yeah, we praise our unholy. You could have a huge sore on his forehead Well, yes, you should have seen it. I thought you meant under the hood as a metaphor Oh, there's conflicting the dark brotherhood Oh

1:10:03Pay no mind to that. That's just Tom Howard trying to prevent you Having fun from having fun Well, it seems like we're in a pickle. Do I do we continue killing innocent people the vampire thing is unrelated It's Well, we'll find out next episode. I'm almost guarantee you it's unrelated, but we will remember We will find out next episode guys. You've been watching pause. I continue kick ass. Welcome back to the show I love you Chris loves you go tell your friends tomorrow that Chris said he loves you personally. We really keep Chris going. He doesn't have much But you know, when he thinks that you guys will help him out a little bit. It does a little bit a little bit You What's up guys? Welcome back to positive and I continue

1:11:05We're about to go become unworthy of these Crusaders relics You know We got what we want to have them Am I using the mace of the crusader right and fuck? I'm all my gear is the crusader gear Is it really going to be unfit or just like less power? We could find a cool They'll probably give us weapons Yeah, they're gonna give us a dinky ass stick Probably the co owners will be pleased with some variety variety is the spice of life All right, let's go get it done. Yeah, so we gotta go to shading all Okay, so let's go east. Yes, we go east and shading hall Has a stable that has some pretty nice horses I heard from a friend they got all those Good horse they have the strong horses What is it citizen that don't die that Die they got deathproof horses. I took viewers. I took my gum out

1:12:07The horses last five more minutes than the other horses good to know When you're smashing their their hooves on a rocks When you're smashing their head against some other animal. Yes Our last was died from a frickin tiger. Yes, those nuts Persuade this fella here. Oh likes me Gardering do we have What do we have for maces here? We got an elven warhammer bumping their subs in this weather Oh some you know, yeah, you know what I'm gonna say Black Oh, that's a lot of what hammies. It's a lot of hammies. Got a lot of hammies, sir Hey, these sounds only away one let's get them back in the air I forgot to haggle fuck. It's all right So I'm going back to the same place. Wait, buy these back Hold on a second

1:13:08All right, boom about a bang now I oh you're I wouldn't yeah repair your your non-cruciator. Oh Because if it's gonna be useless soon, I gotta level up my skill here, you know. Oh, yes Oh, yeah, all right level up that skill, you know You're using the repair hammers on the arena Arena rhymin Rhymon So let's sell some repair hammers back because I don't need 40 pounds of repair hammers in here We sell those back boom, and let's haggle them up. Oh, we got a haggle going here boom And we got skeletons and we got torch we got a viral stone. Oh, we got to take these to that guy right because we're here. Yes Another satisfied customer. Let me gear up with the good gear Goodbye goodbye Varlestones for University guy

1:14:09Mage guy. Yeah, you know, he said the wireless ones are for the guy and um the Talos district, I think Uh fart fart fuck The crusader stuff it was fun Well, where until it like falls off of you or whatever or did it already we'll sit and whatever Where's was get her over with selling it? Yeah Okay, bartering I guess a little help you Hmm take this boots of the crusader damn boots Uh Hard bargain Analaxes It's not but we might need it if we uh if this crusader maize breaks Or stops working good Sold in the grand soul gym myth real mythy boots. We've got glasses

1:15:13Glass greaseworthy for boots on nothing nothing Thank you for your business Farewell stress ugly face Why don't you get green that's pretty sweet. Oh, you have got no boots on fruitcake Nice is a cool fit. This is a cool fit. It's like can you get that a foot locker pleasure to speak Armor weapons. I have it all. Help me. I help you Shield of the empire. Yeah, this is a crusader thing, right? I but I don't think we got it. Well wait and see because I think the shield of the crusader is In that um Like that red Diamond shape, I think All items miscellaneous Skills cable good to go might be time to drop some paint brushes Agnorex brush jar Boom flawed Emmy

1:16:17Iron key keys keys lesser soul gem And Lock pick Those two paint palette Oh, yeah starlight by Okay, okay, all right Welcome back viewers. We're doing the we're doing the assassin's quest. Yes, the dark brotherhood dark B dark BZ And talus plaza, I think is where I want to go right now to sell these stones Real quick Yes, indeed look at the muscles on you. You've got some muscles friend I say I have the gym to the mentally unstable guy look at the muscles on you. Yeah And that's when you learn he's actually the worst yeah archetype which is mentally unstable gay guy. Yeah He's like you know what who falls in love with you at first sight. You gave me the courage to come out today

1:17:23To my family. Yeah, you gave me the guy. I think he's literally like a guy that will not enter the locker room Yeah, because he's like Nas gay. Yeah, that's that's the only place where the bathroom is he probably holds in his pee. That's funny I mean, I made that up but my as well be true. I know that's let's just say let's just go and say that I've never seen him in the locker room Let's just say that that's true Very good. Please follow me show me to your master you old queer I will follow you up in front of you to it bitch. I got you Ah Treasure. Oh, yes Ah, my face looks fucked up looks like your helmet Yes, have you found Well, what the fuck Where am I supposed to sell the things? I would just say keep him for what? I don't know

1:18:23Just keep him. Just keep him. How much do they weigh? Well, he's one Varlestone and well-kinned stones Um, what do we do with that? Almost just knocked over my spatoon that would have been a very bad day Recharge enchanted weapons of our list on Well-kined stones recharge your magica Okay Say that for you to crazy Mace for when we're there in oblivion. Yeah, we're fighting in hell. Oh, yeah, I forgot about about the the nether. How do I get out of here? I had the nether before minecrafts who's called oblivion So we got to go to shade and haul and what kill a family. Yeah, okay We got to make it slow too. Yeah Easy peasy We got to take out this innocent family slow slow because that's what the knight mother requested

1:19:28That's probably what actual like School shooter people and murderers that's what their thought processes like that. It's probably like We have to do the most evil thing possible slow because the knight mother said yes It's just some guy that thinks the uh Despicable me has a hidden message that's talking to him Well, the knight mother is just the the discord username of somebody for me. Oh, yeah, I'm saying to sell them what it Correct. Yeah User name knight mother wants me to do it slow. Yes, so I'm gonna do it slow Use your name knight mothers my only friend. They're sewing chill. Yeah, they're so you can talk about anything Literally anything we talk for like hours Oh

1:20:36This running is so funny Oh That's so sick. I wish he was grunting. You've seen the video of Hugh Jackman doing sound effects for Wolverine No, that's really funny though. He's like standing in place Running in place going That's so sick do you can we put that in the in the edit just to show it because awesome. Yeah Yeah Ah It's called method acting.

1:21:38Is it just like recording like fully or just like ADR shit? ADR after this scene where Wolverine's bugging out. Yeah. We should do that. We should do a clip of you struggling to breathe or something. And then ADR's crazy shit. Record ADR after over on top of it. That would be cool. Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah. I don't know what the scene is, but... The scene is just you trying to sleep. But your sleep apnea is just not your own body's joking. Yeah, I'm not even wearing a sleep apnea. And I'm wearing a CPAP machine. But there's like a steam train sound effect having, or just like a laving machine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's an iron lung. The only known MP3 of an iron lung. What a total nightmare. I think there's still somebody in an iron lung. I remember saying like a BBC video.

1:22:38What a one guy. Fucking horrible fate. Yeah. Oh my God, please. Thank God. Yeah. Thank you God for not putting me in an iron lung. Yeah. We just got to worry about nicotine pouches and... Oh, I got to worry about this. Cookies. Not eating myself to death. I think actually, like with anything, abstaining from eating can be practiced. And that's like a muscle or your brain can... Although it is hard because it is a very primal thing. Sure. I mean, I'm having a... I'm actually having a very good easy time with it because I'm using the claw to track my macros. And it's just like... The thing I want to eat either fits or it doesn't. Yeah. It's not like... You have somebody telling you? Yeah, it's not really a willpower thing. I was so lazy before that I couldn't... I wouldn't track my macros and count calories and stuff. And now you can just take a picture of what you're eating. Oh, okay. It'll figure it out pretty quick.

1:23:39It's sort of... Not gamified, but it's sort of... It's just much easier than doing it yourself. Sort of daunting, which is why I didn't do it in the past. Fasting sort of has another mental effect where if there's fasting days, which I'm doing right now, for Lent, Monday, or Friday, it's sort of arbitrarily... Today, you cannot eat. It is a fasting day. Yeah. So it's not a question of like... How many cheese sticks can I have? What am I going to eat? Or when can I... What can I have? It's like... It's like... Yeah, you have to abstain for the day. Yeah, I think that's helpful. Yeah. This type of guardrails. Yeah. Man, man. I had to shave those. Yeah. I'd say a good family to kill. A good family to kill, man. We should kill it. Shut up, though. Yeah. Look at the muscles on you. Look at the muscles on you.

1:24:39Where is the black door? You will find in the abandoned house. What kind of thing is this? I remember this. I remember this from back in the day. Let's get an immersion here. This is tight. I should pick the lock on this thing going and kill him. You're going to have to. You know? Don't look over here. Lady, don't look over here. Go full naked. Fully nude. It's not like they're going to fight back. Or they might. Who's in here? This is scary. Who's there? Who's there? Who's in the jug? What's in the jug? This is a family that's living in a... What's this bread do? Oh, that bread looks good. What is the bread doing here? Who can explain this to me? Oh, I know.

1:25:39There's a... Hmm? I know what this house is. What? There's a ghoul zone? There is a door. Don't tell me this secret here. What? No, that's... I said, oh, because I was spoiling it. You were spoiling it. What? Of course, it's a door. We saw that in the basement. Oh. So I was just waiting. Oh. You know? But I don't ruin it for now. There's a... Please, can I enjoy the game? I'm trying to enjoy the game, but now I know there's a door. Ah! You scared? Yeah. You scared little boy? Oh, come on. Go back. Go, or say nothing and walk away. St. Queen, my brother. St. Queen. You have strong frame. You will have muscles on you. Uchiva.

1:26:39Welcome, Uchiva. Freakay. No. Greetings, brother. Greetings. I am Uchiva. I'm tired of these lizzies. Yeah, these lizzies gotta go. I don't know. I was gonna be working for a lizzie. This is like getting your dream job and you find out she's a lesbian. You're boss. Yeah. And you can't kill her. Yeah. The place of comfort and security whenever the need arises. When you're ready for work, go and speak with Vicente Valtieri. He handles all assignments. Before you go, please accept this gift from your new family. Now, I have kept you long enough. Gorsdick has been added to your earring. Ha, ha, ha, ha. The Gorsroud. Tell me about Lucien La Chance. Lucien isn't here very often. His duties with the black hand keep him very busy. So he trusts me to keep the sanctuary in order. And what's the black hand?

1:27:40Hours is not the only dark brotherhood sanctuary. There are others hidden throughout SeroDil, each one overseen by a speaker of the black hand. Ha. Those fools in the church and their so-called nine divines, there is no divinity beyond the eternal and terrible rule of our dreadfather, Scythus. Oh, wow. This is a religious here completely flipped one from the crusader stuff Ah, it is an ancient right this black after a person performs the ritual They are contacted just a game guys. We're just we're just Respecting it up with the OCD completionists talk this past year some family members have been found murdered Mm-hmm Go now dear family member and may the night mother wrap you in her cold. Yes, the night and night mother Welcome you to this thank you. Yes, you're cool. I've heard so much about you

1:28:43I'm the I'm the pick me Nazi girl in the group Damn Get a look here. Oh, that's Kelly Oh Fuck that's that that's the cool girl. Yo, look welcome to her. That is for true Welcome to discord. We love Weegee boards We love all this shit Oh So good to finally meet you loser. I hope you're getting along all right. I'm gonna lose her You trained me to be a loser like you did you see the clavicular clip with the white girl with the black boyfriend? Oh, yeah, you saw that right. No, I didn't What in the f happens in it? She sees clavicular she like passes by clavicular with her boyfriend. Yeah, and it yells fuck and words Who yells that the white girl with her black boyfriend?

1:29:47okay To like just be performative in front of clavicular's lives like IRL's dream. Okay They have her come back and then they were like what did you say and clavicular kind of like reality pills her That she's like kind of like And they were they set it to the black boyfriend your uncle Tom Maxing right now. Oh That might be like could be removed here. I wish want to actually tell Sam that until you leave it in okay Because we wanted to tell the internet that But that's I don't know my true. I want my Twitter to stop doing that. Yeah, I just it won't I'll make a new Twitter Red sky retruggies a ziri That's got my sneak my hand to hand. Oh, I wasn't posting a fatigue Now what do I train sneak because that would seem to be a useful thing right here, you know Maybe with a buy some sneak you know, they give the trainers you can buy I'm trying to buy sneak right now by ups

1:30:50I'm trying to buy sneak right now I'm gonna say I definitely not look at him It's definitely not from Skelly. I'll tell you that he's not gonna help us get sneakier Probably from the thieves guild actually. Oh, that's true They live down hit dammy they live like this look at this nasty people it's a big rat ill Yeah, they're not these are the bad guys. We just linked up with the bad guys. They're not dark brother with the sneak trainers What's this guy got nothing later than I Well, it's discord's what family and this May sit this be with you Shomping list letter Was heartbroken when you rejected me tell me what I can do to win your heart I will slay trolls walk through thorns fast for a week. Please don't shut me out of your life I like when the flower and sunshine Very interesting. Oh, the ratty you had ratty down here. These guys are creepy

1:31:53They are creepy did I already sell all my stuff? Because these guys are wack. Shit. I sold the shit. You can always buy it back buy it back Someone bought your crusader gear Sausage when came by I sold it for really cheap cheap Parted me while I just that's the cupboard cup me cupboard take some shit Pardon me Mace We like that use that right take it's gonna keep him from using it Who knows what he's gonna be done with yeah, who this is fortify blunt 25. Wow awesome Exile fuck oh cuz you soul. Yeah, cuz I stole yeah, oh

1:32:53Oh Ooh Be job that sure this is getting crazy here Is an honor to make you a queen. Oh nice to meet you, too. Okay, interesting Well, you get the mace better gear up Get ready for this thing to come kill me in my sleep. Yeah This is to give me a real life right here Have any mace have any mace maybe yeah, why you said that the mace of the crusader. That's okay. We're good Shrouded armor fortify sneak eight points is useful glass grass Amulet of kings Okay And jubi jubi jubi jubi jubi See what we got for ins I hate that this map is yeah Noxious Chapel of arcade

1:33:54So we're here March Ryder Machina's book. There's the in let's go see if we can Defeat Defending dwarf. Yes, mr. Spirit Mr. Evil spirits coming Cuz you stole we will never steal again Do I still have the stuff that I stole yes, so the mace? Okay, um Boom, boom boom, boom, boom, boom. They were so welcoming too as soon as you steal something. They're like Yeah, cuz they seemed all like like commies So you just be they seem like commies, and they seemed down with uh, you know sua com comies alone the sharing stuff you were just shot. Just shares stealing Yeah, sure Clareans. So your dikes, big mouth, big mouth dite. 40 bucks for a room. Yeah, that's a expensive city. Hmm, this is my bed. I was sleeping in the room.

1:34:55I kept the seat. Your truck went just at hand. Hello. Oh, that's spooky. Okay, so you're a myth of Scythus. Oh, that was scary. These people are, oh, help me in lesbians. Lesbians helping. Help me lesbians. It shrieks like a monkey. Ah, okay. Okay, that's right. You tell him. Yeah, tell him, sister. She's like, this happens all the time in the inn. This happens all the time to us lesbians. We usually have wrath of Scythus. Yeah, we always get wrath of Scythus when we're being lesbians. Yeah. You know, it's a real lesbian who's like not down with the, we've just got a woman sitting on her face. Like the, the, the lesbians against, uh,

1:35:58drunk driving. Lesbians against drunk driving is mad funny. No, when you see a lesbian wearing like an army looking hat with, uh, and they have the regular rainbow flag, the old, the, the original flag, OG, because they're signaling, you know, fuck with that other shit. And I saw her. I saw one of those, I almost saluted her. I was like, and I was like, I see you. And she said, she was like, hey, you look pretty good. You look pretty good. You've worked so hard. Yeah. Oh, you're Chris Lynch. Oh, shit, shit. Anyways, all right. Peace. All right. You want to drink beer? Props. Props. Why are you? No, don't steal. Dude, fuck me, man. Oh, man. I am curious to know how to get a load of the game here. I'm not doing this again. I am curious how many times you can be, maybe you just keep fighting the same wrath of Scythus like, if that happens, of course you do.

1:37:02They don't, what are they doing with that? They just double an arena mode of wrath of Scythus. Yeah. That would be funny, but, uh, the units double every time you want. That would be cool. So you get, man, 64 wrath of Scythus is in an end. That's really, that'd be funny. Break the game. Okay, so let's see. Duties. Ebony, armor. Ebony. Back. So we have to, uh, get a steal. Oh, steal. No. What? I just need to see what they got. Okay. We got super sneakens. Fine. Very fine. What? That's green. So the family of axes. Oh, yeah, Blunt. Oh, yeah.

1:38:03Oh, yeah. Heck, yeah. So now we're like, super sneaking. You put your weapon away. Oh, yeah. Sneak here. Just remind me not to. Sneak here. Ah, yes. Oh, yeah. So juicy. From Ochiva herself. Most honorable Achiva. As per your instructions, I will, from this day forward, leave the solitude of the sanctuary and maintain the following posts. Loridas and Sundas, I will travel to and remain in the city of Leuwen. There will spy on any, spy any and all vessels entering to the imperial province by sea. Ah, ha, ha. Teardas, I am to spend my day hearing of Chadenhull in the Chadenhull bridge in. There, I will spy on citizens of the city and report back to me with blah, blah, blah.

1:39:06Teardas, I will remain in Chadenhull but keep a watchful eye on the sanctuary. Transferred from Tulane Drill. So you have our whole schedule. You know, where she's gonna be, who she's speaking with, who we have in her main, and who her sides is. We got to know. See when people fucking and whitely shoot. See when people talk about mains and sides in the context of girlfriends. Yeah. I'm thinking about appetizers and side dishes. Yeah, because you are innocent. In a gormande. Your soul is clean. Both of them are totally fine. I'm just fasting right now. I'm fucking hungry. You're hungry, you're hungry guy. But I will, um... Probably just start punching the wall at home. It's better than punching a bitch. True.

1:40:07Ah. You're getting so much better. There's two sides every coin. Well, this guy wants me to get away from him. Okay. Okay. I'll just sneak away real quick. So now you have to, uh, stock a... stock a woman. Just stock this guy. Oh, you have to steal from him? I gotta steal, I gotta steal what they all got. You know? Mm-hmm. I'll do a little quick save. Ah, the five tenets. Mirage-Dar's key. Some gold. Mm-hmm. He says the crown on him. He usually dumbass. Oh, okay. Get the old wooden door action going on here. Hello. Yeah, what's down here? Oh, spooky going. That guy's spooky. I might want to close the door for that one. Yeah, you are. Yep. Now you see me and now you're dumbass. I think you should talk to him. I'll talk to him just fine. I'm gonna steal from him, though. Well, see what he's got. Kind of stuff he's got for me. Okay.

1:41:09He's got, uh, the guide and the... Ah, fuck you, dude. You know? I think you should talk with him because... Because why? I'm gonna talk to him. I'm gonna do everything that there is to do. Sure, sure. With these assassins. But first we're gonna tell you something. I think he's gonna tell you something that you're not gonna like. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Well, well. What did I'm a vampire? Yeah. So you're a good guy. I'm gonna trust you. Yeah. You have purple lips? I have trust you. Let's talk about a cure for vampirism first. But... Let's make sure you like me.

1:42:13Very possibly. Oh, Raminus. It's all interconnected. Take notes, game devs. Mm-hmm. Everything's interconnected. You got one quest line that references another, brother. Immemorial. No word. Search that. Mm-hmm. Immemorial. Originating in the distant past. Very old. That's cold. A contract is a secret pact one enters into with the dark brotherhood. They provide us with a contract is fulfilled by a skilled assassin. While carrying out a contract, you may have the op-

1:43:14I'm not sure how you feel about pirates, but you've got to kill one. A captain, in fact. Jack Sparrow. Oh yeah, I was in no- Gaston. Okay, so... Spill some blood. It's kill one of those annoying pirates that always pop up in the uh, waterfront district. Mm-hmm. But now we steal. Oh. We steal to make our bread. And he's glitched out. Perfect time to steal. He sees your ink, steal. Oh! Human blood, eh? Whoa.

1:44:17Spooky. Bad guy. Bad guy. Well, hopefully this won't induce any nightmares, because this is just a game. Oh, I bet if you ate some garlic, you'd spaz. Okay. Okay. He's walking like the nightmother. He's got a walk to him that reminds me of the nightmother. Now, where was the room I was in that had all the goodies in it? Earlier. Oh, the one that gets you in trouble? Yeah, we have to steal all their crap. The living horse? Gotta get him there and take their crap. Yeah? Yeah. Oh. Oh, wait, what? Who's that?

1:45:18Oh, it's because I took his little toy. Is that why? What's? Who is that? That's the dog dog. Is that man man? It's man, it's man man. Oh, yeah. I'm wearing his armor. Well, he just forget about you. If you just go. Give me that. Maybe if you just leave. He'll forget. He'll forget if you leave. She's okay. He's gonna forget. It's Goron Grobalmog. Oh, is it fair game? Goron Ball-Gog. Is it fair game? Is it fair game? Yeah, he's got it. He started it. He started it. He started it. He started it. And they will praise you. They'll praise me for fulfilling the night mother's

1:46:19thing here when I killed him. Oh, yeah. He's got Daedric. Oh, he's got Full Day? Yep. Holy crap. That means we got Full Day. Yep. And I'm thinking we're in the go to tell him. It's me, Tinty. I'm back. Ha, ha, ha. Shield to the Empire on him. Holy crap. I'm thinking I'm back. I'm thinking I look full day right now. I'm thinking I look pretty done good right now. Yeah. I thought I'd see some Full Day trick. I had back on. Hi. Yeah. Sick. That's pretty cool. Guys, well, uh, we got Full Day. Guys, we got Full Day Day. Full Day Day. You're ready to rip right now. Oh, an exiled. Oh, big deal. Brother. Yeah, I got all that shit. I got all the useless shit. Kill another raft of Sithis and call it a day. Yeah, it's easy. Easy. That's the easiest quest of all time. Killing these rafts of Sithis that are trying to kill me in the sleep. That ain't shit.

1:47:20That ain't shit. All right. You're dealing with, this is what you're dealing with now. This might be a little bit of a dark Tinty arc. Mr. Nice Guy is gone. You are now, oh, you are now burdened with dark Tinty. Tinty has decided that you have been bad. Haha. Tinty is coming for you, man. But Sam and Chris, the gamers behind the chairs, we are still good to you. We are good to you, but we can't control what this guy does to you, okay. I can't control. If you want to hit yourself with your own hands, I have no control over that. We've created something bigger than... We've created life. Yes, this is what every this is. Whatever biologist and computer Cyberneticist has the dream for the past 60 years. We have created a biogenesis here. We have created a life, a life of its own, and it's gonna, you know, Has it free will? It's free, and it's free will is whipping some ass

1:48:20Why did you do that to me? I'm sad. Okay, you're gold. I want a resistor. I changed my mind. Oh All right, there you go. I changed my mind. I want to rest. Darkness now What is now? What's this? I help. What's going on? Fucking face Yeah, I'll pay with this. Pay with your blood. You're gonna borrow some of your blood to pay I got a kill-a-guard. Kill-a-guard. Kill-a-guard. A woman? Ho! Ho! Am I not good enough for you? All right, guys, you've been watching Paul's snack continue. The greatest gaming stream ever on planet earth There's nothing that compares. You're rocking with Tinty. Hit the like, comment, subscribe, buy the stupid products. We're pitching you Okay, buy our crap. But Paul's not continued.com. Paul's not continued.com bros. Give us your props. All right. Give us your props. Goodbye. Bye

1:49:28Hey Hey, what's up? You were not hitting record because I was on Twitter So you were gonna make it so that I can't talk. Let me hit this weed Oh Yeah, I got you So you were gonna make it so that I can't talk to my fan base Because I was on Twitter. I was dude. Are you chewing gum? Are you? No Are you kidding? Oh, let me swallow it swallow that gum Let me get the flavor get some flavor, but then swallow it. Oh, okay No more gum and no more server no more server and no more fun No more gum no more fun and no more fun windows key steam oblivion and OBS windows key steam Yes, let's windows key steam. It's a secret the sequence of keystrokes and

1:50:31Use your windows key steam. Use your windows key steam. It's like your keyster It's like yeah, that's I think that's where that term comes from. Yeah It's like your keyster now the fans that your slack is like an abandoned email Well, we'll get to that in a moment here, but what I'm thinking is the fan base. Yes, what they're probably think wondering I bet there are some guys That don't hover over at the timeline to skip in no in order to see when the game video starts Yeah, that's what I would do. I would sit there obediently And I would be you know eating my sore gum or my slop. I would be saying to myself You know what the video is gonna start when the guys seem it when my guys are dang good and ready But then there's another subset of the fans that are right now. They're skipping the dialogue And they're just jumping to the gameplay Because they don't want to wait around on a blank screen. You see what I'm saying? The dichotomy is you need both types of fans. You need fans who will patiently obey your every command

1:51:37And you also need fans that will push you to be better. I see you need shooters Who will go do any act no matter how despicable if you ask them to Okay, and whatever political candidate you need assassinated These guys will do it. Those are the tutors those are the tutors But then you also need guys that will uh Say hey, you better get to gaming chop chop or we're gonna really start making a mess of this YouTube channel You know what I'm saying? Oh, I love both now. Why do I owners? I need to see my desktop audio here, right? Yes, that's my audio device. So I know what I'm doing Chris. Okay. I'm not a noob. Oh, yes Give me one minute. Please man. Okay. Can you just hold off on one second? I know you're the expert Okay, I grew up with the computer bang I grew up with a computer or say change your name to audio. That would be cool You know, that's how the car Audi gets its name The creator's last name I think means to hear in

1:52:38Latin or something like that Well, apparently he's not listening because I if I knew anything about Audi dead, but the cars were gay, but they were it was a point in time where they weren't gay August hortch Hortch means listen in German and Audi means listen in Latin. Did you know that okay? We'll continue why not by the way name people don't know us. I said it's in the name in the name What people don't know is that we now have one hundred sneak sneak because I I went to this corner and I pressed Q To turn on auto walk And we were sitting here. We sat here and watched the whole thing So that it was legit If we just if we had just left it to run on its own, it wouldn't have been legit But we did watch for about 14 hours. Well, our we're well tend to is sneaking But that's right ladies and gentlemen. We now have 100 sneak let me demonstrate to you how it goes. I'm going to Still all that shit right in front of you. Get on lady

1:53:41And I'm sorry to say such words. We should bleep that out here. Tear please bleep that out. I don't want to start the episode by What's not good for the alga we don't we don't we gotta we'll put those make use actually you know what tear Use AI to replace those words With something intentionally not funny like Yadarn lady or just take that take that at take the audio clip of me saying Yadarn lady Did I just said and reuse that over the part where I called her darn lady perfect and then use darn lady again to put over patch over that And that's how we do it. Okay Now guy. Oh look how beautiful. Can you believe it? Wow? Yep That's man. I'm gonna figure out the name of the moon. That's what makes you say wow Want to figure that up? That's a beautiful planet scape there. Let's see here boy. Yo boy. That's nice Name of moon

1:54:42Kyle did we order more of those lav mic packs rhetorical question don't answer We make sure someone how it happened somehow that I don't have to do and Chris can I you do you got two more and Chris can I have water And I can't get up. I'm gonna thousand calorie deficit. I literally feel worse than I have my entire life I just need water and can we give me a diet coke as well. Oh my gosh viewers Can't even think straight viewers. I can't even think straight You know what you know what brought down your your idol here Okay, you know what brought down the great gamer one. I didn't get a cookie today That's why I'm now sweating I have the fat guy sweats because I didn't get a cookie in a sandwich today This is this is just life is a joke. I guess the jokes on me here I must go to the waterfront district in the imperial city and gain access to the pirate ship This isn't a real quest. This is a joke That somebody added in here Somebody added this joke in here Apparently Christopher we're doing the pirates of the Caribbean today. I vaguely remember who gave us this little quest

1:55:48I forget but I was excited about it when I was given to us. It's good I see a black hand so this must be the assassination guild. Oh, yes The two moons orbiting Nearing oh nearing is the name of the of earth. Yeah. Oh cool Name and kill the captain of this ship The larger red moon is master And master the smaller silver moon is secunda secunda. There's two moons. What does that supposed to mean? Massor is that some sort of thing? What are they saying with that? I don't know Chris, are you tired and lethargic or are you feeling peppy? I'm great. Why? Because I just gotta felt the pain only jealousy. I actually resent you for feeling good It's the only way. I want you to be worse. I want you to feel miserable. What? I haven't eaten any food today and I because it's a fasting day and I won't eat until tomorrow you and I'm still okay

1:56:48You little guy pretty okay pesky guy got to wait for it could just be Got to wake this chick up and talk to her. Do I want to feed her? Could be a mostly an option to feed her Go inside and talk to two you could feed her. No, I don't option to feed her She's a eater. She's a really good fuck I was gonna wait Turdos So yeah, we have secunda secundo and Matt master Oh You lay on your back with a blissful peeling a piece Swirling to your brain your every muscle is relaxed. There is no tension in any part of your body. You feel completely at ease As your vision comes into focus you notice others standing around you as a man leans towards you Recognize the robes of the necromancer and you see a glint of light from his scalpel as it begins to cut through your flesh

1:57:49Excellent what the fuck is that all about? Why was I over-encumbered and why am I smoking? Are you kidding me? Is everything all right? You look a bit ill You At the water side So bed I can sleep in the bed chairman that's yours to sleep and that's my bed to sleep in sir Oh, you've ascended it's time to ascend You're all set that hundo endurance. That's nice Now what's this guy glowing for hello. Why is his eyes red? He is a Yikes Ultramar skydress crater. He sells cradum black horses of shade and all of the finest. Can you feed him?

1:58:56You don't try feeding him It's gross that with an elf with a mustache. It's kind of gross Well, this looks like a guy that works at a Renaissance fair Do I have 5,000 gold to drop here? So a lot of I don't even know what's for it's a lot of gosh. Is that the horse? This is the horse Fuck it Go out to the crowd You got this is this is the The rolls Royce you got the rolls Royce of horses here. We got 30,000 gold. We can spare it here The nine devines now. Can I get my gold back? No, you cannot. Can't can get at least some back Can I at least get some back? Stay infinite horse glitch The infinite horse glitch Sack sackadocious Man sneaking is good. We like sneaking pretty good. I wish I had a hundred sneak

2:00:00In real life Yeah, well apparently everybody else except for us at 100 sneak because I've Are you are you in like never like shoplifted as like a adolescent? I never I never shoplifted no really everybody else did Yeah, to the point where I feel like I missed out on something cool No, you didn't miss out. I think that was good that we didn't shoplift Chris. Well, it was like just candy bars or whatever But it's yeah, but still I you know, I don't think we need to be stealing candy bars. No Chris Okay, I might have turned out to be a way different the smoking rider This you had stolen candy bars and you ended up like you know handsome Yeah, because I because the the extra candy. Yeah, I just got it out of the out of my system Is a 12 year-old or whatever? Yeah If we had both been slim and I am handsome you meant skinny. I was not just kidding. I was making a joke I heard handsome, but I knew what you meant. I mean, well, I meant handsome. I meant to imply that you were okay Thank you, but you're obviously you're not ugly. You're handsome. Glad. Thank you

2:01:02It would be funny if you Stealing candy bars helped you avoid being ugly somehow When people told me that that's immediately what I thought I'd be like am I is am I a nerd an ugly nerd because I didn't steal a candy bar Yeah, the cool kids. Yeah This horse doesn't seem as fast as tinti. I feel like I'm faster. Let's time is it a first person yellow flowers one two three four five Okay, to the yellow flowers one two three four five Okay, so the horse is about uh splits. It's about What's point five out of five? It's about what 10% faster to be on the horse cool good Well, I think the horse The horse should be speed We waited for you, you know, yeah, we have we didn't even that's how much we don't like the whole this new horse

2:02:05We didn't eat we just got the horse imperial Legion soldier. Who's the good guy? Which one he is the good guy? I'll take your shits. Yeah, I would have hit I would have hit the other guy Yeah, well that was the good guy glass I Like how holding an sm7b hand. I like this. Just meant it makes you look like an illegitimate podcaster me Oh, I don't even know you were doing that. Yeah, I'm here for the rest of the day. That's it. It is what it be Shouldn't tell the viewers about that Why I know what you're talking about Uh, but yeah We got deer Can I kill these guys by running one more you think? GTA, that'd be sweet. Mm-hmm I forgot the horse does not like the water ski really? No Yes, and what happened to Christopher Reeve was a refusal The horse refused yes, but it's when we were talking about horses on that area. If you look it up

2:03:10Yeah, yeah, the refusal is when a horse like knocks you well or I think or no our refusal is when They're refused to do a jump. Yeah, like oh and they kind of like kind of like oh no breaks Uh-huh get all flustered Yeah, in in tandem with that. I'm I'm sure She or he Way if the horses were your girl flung them off the horse or wow or something like that damn. Yeah S-o-l-d. That sucks. What's s-o-l-d or something like that? Or s-o-s-o-s-o-s-l-d. Oh s-o-t. Yeah. Oh s-o-d. Or something like that. Yeah Yeah So we're going to the imperial district waterfront Yeah, the imperial waterfront district and we're going to yeah Kill some I mean their pirates. Why is my health low right now? I'm not healing while I'm on the horse. Well the the other thing is

2:04:11Was your health My health was fine when we left so the bandit Bowman must have gotten me or something Well, no, I I almost forgot if that your health went Had a center point It's got the center point is when you're dead. I know but for some reason I thought it was from like anchored on the left But yeah, right, yeah You were probably playing some game where it is anchored on the left. I probably was Swim Blackie Black as night Well, like you can see your own health in real life if you close your eyes and then it's kind of like looking to the back your head You can see it. It's like a gore gooey and there's a level Hurts Here's me Every iguana close your eyes and then look up really hard with your eyeballs Until you see red Don't be that dangerous I'm here to sneak onto your ship She tried with the horse

2:05:13Oh I should try to get on there with the horse. Yeah, you should just try to do everything with the horse If you even if it means Hmm, imagine having conversation you turn around This guy is steaming this guy is steaming guy on a black horse. Yeah, it's scary Just back away slowly Fuck oh, no man What should we name the horse? I don't think we should name him what you think you'd want to him Critter critter critters good. I like critter. Yeah. I like minion minion would be good minions good critter I think critters great though Critter come on critter an ninja h2's named minion nice

2:06:14I will leave critter critters dope critter right here. Okay Put on the kickstand then we really want to sneak on in here Perfect, we're sneaking in I have gained access to the captain's cabin of the ship Marie Elena. I must now kill Gaston to sod I'm gonna wait for my little rant after what was your rant just talking about the funny parts of fasting No, he can't see me. Whoops shit fuck The funny part about fasting is the way I'm doing it where it's every other day Or select days the next day you almost wake up and sort of run to food In a way that's Doesn't seem unhealthy for my friends kind of for me, but it's just really funny Well, when you you fast and the next day you run to food are you picking out the next day? No, okay

2:07:21No, I'm not actually Don't eat much in the morning at all, but It just food tastes so good because you kind of like You're depriving your senses like 24 hours Gaston this feels familiar This moment Like we try to do this quest or we try to do something with Gaston before You kidding me I snuck up on him like that and he's It certainly does Gaston Am I encumbered or something or did you hit you with a he's hitting me with the the gobbler I got the running there we go Gaston to sod is dead. I must now return to the sanctuary and speak with

2:08:24If it's chente valetieri to receive the chente Ward Uh-oh hold your breath Why Should they drop dead because I'm sneak attack on them? Yeah, I don't know why you're not I think sneak attack I actually think sneak attack is only um blades Probably certain melee weapons or only arrows or something. I don't know We can get good blade now now you kind of max out how to do that You got sent She gets sent to his maker probably magic that makes people weak Hmm

2:09:28Mons pubis that's very good This is the part where you fall down and bleed death You Do your worst Mm-hmm what's going on the mind of Gaston oh Did he die from he died from exhaustion Okay Steal a muffin We already looted this I guess and there's not That's why that's why it's familiar to me Did is there new stuff in the basement? Oh fuck yeah, this pirates Guys I don't have enough magic to even cast this one time. That's ridiculous

2:10:30Telecony requires mysticism Time for mysticism grinding Ah, we'll grind it out here. We should play World of Warcraft. We should play Old School World of Warcraft and, uh, Isn't he charmed out? Isn't that mean he's got to do what I say? No, you get a... Did you use on the Fred Garden? Do your worst. They call these the block brothers. Do your worst. Do your worst. I got another letter. Yep. Wow. That's it. I know a Nord when I see one. That's it.

2:11:33Oh, it really takes your physique away when you block. Um, that's too bad. I was hoping you could paint with your blood. That's... That's... Oh, little baby gonna cry? You should sit on my blade. Disgusting. Yeah, this is... I'm sorry viewers. We're down here. We're double dipping. Yeah. Let's level up though. How about that? I can guarantee you that our horse is dead by now by the way. No. Oh, critter? Critter is gone. Should repair. Do I have repair hammers in here? Repair. How are you? Let's go. Here we go.

2:12:35Perfect. Repairing completely. Tinties in... in Daedric Armor. He's dripped out. He's... He's dripped out. Valentine's about to squat. Two 75, two 85, two 95. Cool. All right, so we killed all the pirates. Now it's time to check on critter. And critter is... Okay, I can sense his form. I can sense his... Yeah, his animaliant form over there. Oh, but there's somebody snooping on critter. Arral Dill is kind of... Arral Dill. You're just a horse thief? You're on my horse. Let me persuade you for a moment here, sir. Do you happen to like boasting and jokes? That's just... Don't wait really. Don't wait. Well, you can't...

2:13:35Why did you get that ring? You're gay. Fuck you. Okay, now what do you got for me? A little rat. The gray fox. Give me a break. So the persuasion did nothing. So, can I kill him? He's a horse thief. He's for the... He's good for what? He's good for what? He's good to what? He's a... This guy's got it coming. Okay. Why isn't my sneak knot activating in the horse? No, he's... Oh! Checked that out. Love that. Sir.

2:14:39The water has hit us. Okay, there is a homeless camp right there. I suppose they're not so homeless. Oh, he's just a shack for sale. Could buy a nice little shack. I think it's a good starter. That's for when we're starting out. Well, right now we're sort of at the stage where we're not starting out anymore. I think we've leveled up. We've deserved something, a nice. We probably should get the nicest. I've never a starter guy. I need to buy the nicest thing right away. The big sandwich. I need the biggest sandwich in the store. It's just on the second OCD thing. A watery grave. Where spirits have leases. What's this one? This is a goblet. I've overheard a rumor that Vilwen Benares wants to sell a man or hear an animal and be selling it cheap. I don't care about that. Completed Sir Elvis's quest. Continue the search. Sir Elvis.

2:15:45Oh, the viewers have had enough of the damn relics. Yeah. Gauntlets of the Crusader. Oh, you just go grab them. Shield of the Crusader. Yeah, those are the two. Do you use after we do the Assassin's Guild? Yeah. Well, we could probably just restore our honor after the fact. Then keep it going. Sure. Two sides of the coin. I've heard that Arnora Aurea of Bruma is looking for some help. Recovering some money that was stolen from her. Should make my way. I found a strange door in Nibbden Bay. Oh, yeah, we should start that. We should start that. Is that the shivering? Yeah, spooky. We could wrap up the Nurnroot thing while we're here. Yeah. Return to a skin grad how far away is that? That's right there. You can get that easy. We're on a horse. What's the fastest way to get this horse across the water? I see. I told you we should not have bought a horse. This is not the travel meta. You have to...

2:16:46It's not really about the meta. You've got to have speed on your side if you want to get anywhere here. You know what I mean? 10-year, like, sagging genes. You're really sagging genes. Yeah, you're swaggy. You order five guys. Why did you say it like it was a schedule thing? Because I forgot. Now I need it. Yeah, just... Oh, shit! I actually am going to miss my damn doctor's appointment. Really? Yeah, wow. That's at 5.30 in 15 minutes. What's our runtime right now? That's got a thing there. Let's go. That was crazy. I'm glad you said that. Can you order five guys so I can talk to what I call the doctor? I'll have some burger in my mouth. Sure. La, la, la, la, la, la. Does anybody else want five guys? Speak now or forever.

2:17:48Hold your peace. Kyle's just sitting there with an attitude. Look, he's a... Doesn't need it or something. He's just the most important guy in the room. He can't hear me, though. What do you want from five guys? He's stretching like he's a movie. He's in a movie. So I'm assuming bacon cheese, Kyle. You know the movie The Whackness? The hero from that is kind of how Kyle... That's his swag. Yeah. Speak up, though. Really on a journey. Is the horse tired? I didn't pay for this horse to be tired. So you can do it and put your thing. Make Luke input his thing there. This stupid horse better not slow down. Stupid bastard gets your ass up here. This is... The horse seems to...

2:18:50maintain speed even going uphill, which might be an advantage. Yeah. It's people I could kill. Where do you got this one? I'm sure. What do you want from five guys, Sam? A... Oh, hello. A little mouse. A little mouse. A little mouse. From five guys. Yeah. Stone's sleep. I need to know what you want. Stones rest this day. I will have a stone. A stone of turdoss. Do you want to have the phone? Pick. Nope. Okay, what do you want? I want you to wait in a high anxiety state. Okay. You want me to die? Whoopsie. Now you died. So there's no... Okay, so something attacked me in the night there.

2:19:50Let's... Yeah. Let's... Well, it's because you didn't order... You didn't tell me we were on the burger. We can save about half an hour for that. Okay, I will have a regular cheeseburger. Yep. When you say regular, do you mean two patties or one? Two patties. That's what I mean by regular. No bacon. No bacon. Okay. Regular cheeseburger. And then lettuce tomato. Mm-hmm. What does tomato... jalapenos. Mm-hmm. Mustard. Mm-hmm. Just to catch up if there's an option for it. But if not, I can just scrape it off. Okay. Onions. Grilled or raw. Grilled. Yep. And grilled jalapenos. Yep. And then what are the other little things they got? Mayo, pickle, onions, pickles. Pickles, please. Mushrooms, relish, green peppers, barbecue sauce, hot sauce, a1 sauce.

2:20:53I think that'll do it for me. Okay. Um... Fries or no? No fries. Okay. For me. Butter bing. Okay. A lot of bing. Alright. And this will be cool because the viewers, they'll hear me ordering the food in this episode. Mm-hmm. And they will hear me get receiving the food and eating the food in the next episode. So it's kind of like an ARG. It is an ARG. It's an ARG at that point. Okay. Beautiful. None of me. Yeah. It's beautiful. It's the most beautiful thing I can imagine ever having done. ARG. ARG. Now, what happens to this horse if I leave it out here? I'm not sure, but I would say... Going vertical on it. Oh, shit. I think it's doing the horse. I'm not out of time.

2:21:53Getting out of the horse. Getting out of the horse. Getting out of the horse. Getting out of the horse. Piece of property will kind of... They might like lock your horse to the property if you get the horse to regenerate to the property. Yeah. Maybe if it gets lost. I hope for your sake, that's true. Or the stable that it was at. But who knows? Well... Stinky Stamen. Stinky Stamen, Tinty. Here he comes. Watch out, he's stinking. Fowl Fagus. Is that... That's Fowl Fagus. Oh, it is. One... A tingle pocket. One gold knife. Oh, lady. I... What is it? What is it? What is it, asshole? What is it, asshole? What is it, asshole? Go ahead. You know, skip grad. I get a soft spot for skin and grad. We did a lot of... As for Glarth here is... You know, we did a lot of stuff here. Yeah, this is our stomping grounds.

2:22:53This is our original... Get to a healer. You're looking rather pale. Huh? What's your story? What can you do with you? I hear that the north of Skyrim has been warring... She's the weakness. The north has always been protective of that term. Oh, is that your next victim? I don't know. I don't know. Senderion Seller. Senderion. Awesome game. This is one of the best. Senderion. Oh, Senderion. Oh, there he goes. Hello, sir. Hello, Todd. How do they make them, like, look cross-eyed and tall old man? Tall old man. Ah. You got to be kidding me. 20 more nearing root. How many nearing root do I have now? Who's typing so loudly? It's a Kyle.

2:23:53It's Kyle. Well, there's a new keyboard. Kyle, is he doing it? Yeah. Wow. Why would he get the Steer Earthquake over there? That's silly. Kyle's typing with the Earthquake. Yeah, he has, um... What are those keys that new tech called? The fucking infrared, whatever. The keyboard? The keyboard. Yeah. It's not infrared keyboard. It's, uh, whatever it's... I don't know. Do you know what happened to this? Whoa. It's stuck. He's stuck. Certainly not. Certainly. It's a blobby hubitus? What's that? Blobby hubitus? How was that? Hello. Aval Ivani. Hello, Aval. Do you know I'm a master of sneak? I take. Fuck. Run away. Do you turn on, uh, captions?

2:24:54What? It is not surprising considering... Just stealing while they're looking right at you? Somebody help! What is it now? Hey! You have this. Okay. What's the goal you pay? 50 bucks? Five times the amount you stole? Uh-oh. I don't think they can steal the gold that you stole, though. Is he going to steal all 30,000 of my gold? No. That was hard earned. What else do I have stolen in my inventory? Was I wearing any cool stolen shit? I don't think so. Is Ebony better than Daydrick? No. No. Got some glass on there? Alright, let's just not do that. No, no, no, no. There was bored under the sign of the lover who can paralyze others with the kists... in the middle of battle!

2:25:56So it was born under the sign of the astronaut. Oh, is that God? Is that the god hater or whatever? Who the astronaut? No, there's a woman like God hate our remember. Yeah, Zanzibar. It's a crust punk the god hater Yeah, it goes this edge Shit, and she's just a normal looking white girl. Mm-hmm. Great crust punk the god hater. What is an elixir of exploration? That would be It's what what did you just say? How are you? I said your pee. I said your own pee The elixir of exploration That's like real alchemy and magic. It is you know, it certainly is if I wait for an hour I'm gonna die

2:26:56Um The door is hard to open at this hour Can you hear chiral typing that's insane. Yeah, do you think it people know? Um Okay, okay We don't know what that is guys Not Yeah, hmm. I'm just gonna see not sure what's going on so 20 more neon route, so we're gonna show that quest, but at least you get it Oh You you you you side in the exact same way my friends brother would down some gym size when we like did niam soda when we were kids It was really fun like you eat kind of put on an act or he's like

2:28:02When we would say like eat you have to eat pizza with a plate Kyle you got to switch keyboards this the chalkiness is devastating Get a caramel cream white switch bubble gum switch Gundar He doesn't know I'm here whoops He's he has no way of knowing he's done to him He has no way of knowing that I'm here, you know saying yeah, we're going Where's Glurther oh? Fuck guys we didn't know it was the episodes over you dummy's you didn't remind us you didn't even notice this

2:29:04Hi guys you've been watching boss I continue hit all those buttons and we love you to head and go ahead and bye-bye I have red text, but my can is gray No calories and sugar will make your day what am I a can of This is a riddle that's really good Yeah That's good question. I like when you did a joke. Yeah, it's a riddle. That was a good Whittle you dead quest Quisted a really good whittle. It did we're back. We're steaming And we're dead The fuck is one of the games broken

2:30:10Duh Okay, next quest it's not loud typing that I hear Gundar Gundar I feel like I need to wait You hear you're up at 4 a.m. Hi there. Hi There's you know what happened to gun hater or God-heater gun front mission god-heater Uh-oh he ran to you fuck. Oh, you're you're tea-passing That sounds fucked. What? Oh? Oh We are Yeah, that's right bitch. That's correct. That's right bitch

2:31:11You're a fit one the hammer and tongs. What is it? What my voice correct? What time is it? What do you do in the game? It's a turtles Is the waiting will trespassing when somebody's looking at you or is it we're a castle skin grad right now We can't wait castle. Oh, it's connected to the castle interesting. We must be connected to the castle It must be got some boots Garlic shit here garlic Don't don't they're run Okay, we gotta focus up here. What were we doing? We had you just did quests. I'm sorry viewers This is getting you were you just did the first part of the day in K watery grave. We got to do this. We got to do hold on a second Let me think here Tears of the savior The arena Gray prince did we we just did the nerd route. That's what I was trying to do all got to sell stuff

2:32:17So we have to find an in so that I can wait Kyle you should use the on-screen keyboard. I wouldn't even use a physical. Yeah, if you could use the mouse Just do click only work Just work that only requires clicks and not the the mouse and not the keyboard Yeah, how could you do click only work That's my looks max your name what click only work. Yeah, two sisters lodge here we go. Let's get into the lodge here Beautiful beautiful And we're in the lodge guys two sisters got the two sisters hanging out Yes, I yes, what is the waiting for for the stores to open a more gentle breeze Causes a tickle on your face, but as you go to brush it off you find you cannot move your arms looking at your skin

2:33:20You realize that it is that it is turned to a brittle green glass Standing perfectly still you breathe in shallow gulps of air knowing that moving would cause your skin to shatter into thousands of pieces The tickle on your face worsens and you know that you are about to sneeze as your skin shatters you wake up sweating There's a tinties or sort of tinties and soapy withdrawal type of addict Now I don't actually need to use a room. I just rested here And it is now is it time for the stores to be open 8 a.m. I'm gonna free us. We got to go sell stuff That's what I was thinking now we're now we're cooking with gas here people, okay? Here we go all this crap we're can around yeah Toes sisters Salma Salsa Shield of the Empire

2:34:27Fuck man We almost made it there. We almost ready next time We have some sort of unexplained thing happening. We're sprinting to the store now. But we're not stinking anymore, we're just kidding. Stinking. Allow more stinking. Is everything alright? You look a bit ill. Totally fine. Oh, well, a lot of pain right now. Huh? Oh, so they know about the Gore meme. They've heard of the meme so...

2:35:31We can't talk to anybody. Yeah. Do they even have any stuff? What are they poor? Fucking dickheads. Yeah. Fuckers, they've had nothing. Steel? Well, he wants you to leave. Get out of my way, fuck. Take this red bowl. Do we got over here? Tell them that thing. What? Tell them that appointment? Yeah, in two minutes. Yeah, they're gonna go in two minutes. How do you cure vampires, Americans? This is starting to be extremely inconvenient. You should really get to a healer. You're looking rather... But the other second ago, you were saying, get away from me. You're not getting my blood now. You look like you should get to a healer.

2:36:32To a bimbo. A healer. The vampirism thing, there's a quest. I believe there's a quest. No, I think you have to go back to the dark brotherhood, talk to Brabra and tell him you just did the kill the pirates. And then he'll be like, by the way, you have vampirism. I can tell you how to get that fix. Okay. Let's make sure that's true. Believe that's the rest. Oh, yeah. Fucking vomit pipe. Name's vomit pipe. What's up? I'm feeling well. No, I'm feeling I'm gonna die here. I'm gonna die at vomit pipe and then door dash. Vomit pipe. You should really get to a healer. All right, let's go to a healer. We gotta do this Assassin's Guild quest thing. This is getting totally retarded here. He is Assassin's Guild. Where is this place? The sanctuary? The sanctuary. Oh, it's all across the map. Be prepared to walk a long time. Where's the horse?

2:37:32Oh, you shouldn't softlock yourself out of a no speedrun thing. Oh, you can just travel at night and then... What's the speedrun thing? No fast travel. I mean, like if it's physically possible for you to... We are not doing fast travel. I know. And we are... We are mentally softlocked. Out of food. Well, you aren't, but I... Food. Drink. Okay, so where's my horse? That's question one, which we'll have to answer probably in a few episodes. Oh, here it is. Critter. Hello, Critter. Shall we? My black horse. Now I hear some typing from an extremely loud keyboard. You're discovering... You've now mentally isolated... Typing. Oddly. Yes. That's correct. And what do we do about it? Um...

2:38:32Forget about it? No. Forget about it. Like we did the last 700 episodes. Right. So you're going to have a cheeseburger in front of you soon. You're going to forget about the whole world. Well, I have a call. I have my call with my doctor. First, are you going to snitch on yourself? For what the cheeseburger? You're going to... They tell the doctor, but the cheeseburger? Well, your doctor is going to say like... The doctor is... The cheeseburger? The doctor doesn't hold me accountable for anything. He tells me I can do anything and just be fat. Oh. He's like, you should actually just be fat or... You should get my doctor. My doctor's like... My doctor's like, you're getting fat. Does he tell you that? Yeah, he's like, dude, what's... He's... My doctor's like a bro. Okay, that's good. I got one with my doctor, but he's like... He's like, you're getting fat, man. I should probably go see your doctor. Yeah, I'll ask if we can do a duo. Okay, we could go together to make it less annoying. Yeah. If I go to the doctor with Chris... He knows who you are. He knows who you are. He's like... I'm watching your videos of Sam.

2:39:32That guy's wild. That's funny. Well, if we were sitting on the bench together and we both had suckers... I'll be like... I'll be like, yo, I'll be like, yo, doc. Can Sam... Come to one of these. Well, and then we would both be together, but then you'd be like... Doc, I actually got a private question. Can Sam leave the room for a minute? He's like... And he's like... Well, this is becoming a huge pain in the ass. No, he wouldn't do that. No, he'd give you like some sort of headphones. Like noise cancelling headphones. So I could... You'd see... I'd be cool. So I could play games. I'd be playing games on... You're getting Nintendo thing while you're getting... Well, I'm talking about the private thing. Well, he's testing your reflexes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like what the thing on the knee? Yeah. We should get some of those. And then there would be certain procedures that are not, you know, necessary for both of us to do.

2:40:33But I would be like, yo, you did that to Chris? Can I get that, too? I saw you put the thing in his ear. Can I have it, too? Just check mine. I might be such a bad blood pressure that he has to take my blood pressure with like a gun. By taking blood or some sort of painful device. You want the, you know, the whateverometer from the things. You want the 50s medical needle? You're in an iron lung. Yeah. You want to do the iron lung. Takes four hours to soak you up. Damn. I was going to say getting the... Whatever the device is, the hammer for the rubber hammer. The reflex is getting that and like sneaking up on people in the office and hitting their knee. We'll hit it in their knee properly, so it does the reflex. So it does the thing. But it's just kind of like a nut tap. Now, what is my doctor has not called me yet? This is something as a, something as a miss here. What is going on? Hey, doctor. How you doing? He's like...

2:41:33So as your dick still not work? Cool. We have good meds for that. We got meds for that. We got a new med and you could try for that. Yep. If you're interested. Speaking of which, Ryan, you guys sounds to be that quiet. Did what's his name ever get back about? New PSC. What the fuck is this? Sponsors. What in earth are we covered here? What? Bluetooth. We got Bluetooth. Nothing? April. Okay. That's cool. I was just curious. You're looking fitter. You're looking like a healthier. Yeah. Who, Ryan? Yeah. I don't know what it is. You need to get strong. Are you getting strong? Yeah. Let's smoke weed. What's in this? Yeah, those go get you wide. Wide maxing. That's good. That's good, man. The never-litch. What are you saying?

2:42:33Oh, something about someone. Who me? It doesn't matter. Just smoke weed. Oh. Yo, give me some of that weed, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Man, blunt is not the way to go. Blunt is not yet where you need to be in this game. I think it's because you're using one-handed blunt, which is the... No. Because two-handed just takes forever and you never connect with the weapon. It's just not... Yeah. And ain't good. Maybe it's blade time. Maybe it's sneaky. It might. It might. I mean, should we do archery? Because your sneak is at 100, which is like... Yeah, we're going to have to do archery here. We're going to have to train this stuff up. Probably have to download an auto trainer.

2:43:33We have to hire a human. Yeah, well, that's a good idea, actually. We could hire a human and screen capture the whole thing. And then... But just play it back really fast. But we should film him, too. Hahaha! We should actually hire somebody to do the grinding for us. Yeah. I'll figure out who the best oblivion player in Rhode Island is besides us. That's really funny. I want to be able to take people out with a single blow here. You know, commonly known as one-shotting them. Yeah. To learn how to do some one-shotting. Who's this?

2:44:33See, now that was a one-shot scenario there. Scenery. It's ain't shit. This is ridiculous. There's just nothing down here that's good. What's this guy want? How is a physical mace hurting a ghost? I have always wondered that. No, I mean, it doesn't make freaking sense sometimes. Quite frankly. Yeah. Is there anything down here? This is the quest of the diabolical nothing. Are we on our way back to... No, I just remember it as a whole that I saw. I felt like going in it. Yeah, I mean... Probably something intended for a level 5 or something. Yeah, this looks like while you're in it, so it doesn't...

2:45:46I guess we're in it. That's cool. Over in seed? Yeah. Ebony battleax. Don't need that. Watch, we don't want that. What's down here? Anything? Nothing. Nope. Ah, this is like a... They're using the main motif of the game, but... Battle music. Gloom wraith. You got any items on them? Gloom wraith. He's got some sort of... Crown on him. He might be in a movie as an important wraith. Yeah, he's a movie.

2:46:46A Kings of the R case, nope. He's just got ectoplasm that's fricking awesome. An overlay. I'm going, I'm outta here. I don't know... I don't know where to waste time on this, I already did. We're not going to waste more time, but... Da da da, da da da, dun... Shit. Go sit right here. Wait, it's a Completionist. I want to know what's down in real- Coppernaut. I'm right there with him, but we have to game efficiently. Hello. I'm so hungry. Who is that? No, it's not as so You're good. Have a good one You sure that wasn't door dash? No, it was a guy asking me if I was deangelo's I'm gonna need that burger pretty soon tell the guy I have a GPS on your door dash as you can see it on your left Tell that guy whoever just called the wrong number if he wants to make a buck He's gonna go to be the oblivion guy get me a burger and be the oblivion guy would be great as well. Yeah

2:47:48Probably yeah, we could do that He was like is this deangelo's I should have said no, but you sound like you're worthy of a quest You sound like you could use a few coin my friends Hey, my horse is back No, Rhode Island guy would be like nah, I make I make I make five fifty an hour doing scub That's what that's what a Rhode Island time Rhode Island guy would brag in the most of Unbelievable way about the most ass and I and small time shit ever. Yeah, I wash costs for three hundred dollars an hour Only have to do 15 hours a week. Yeah Then every other free moment of free time I I don't know any any insert anything. I do anything anything just think about it Just think about anything that crosses your mind. That's what I do

2:48:51I like glue glue hockey sticks together We make a long lathing machine and make baseball bats. I make a long hockey stick I glue them together. I lay that in the make a baseball bat It's called hockey ball called hockey bat. I made this hockey bat I do a thing where I take recycled Water damage hockey sticks and then glue them together. That's a guy in the baseball bats. Literally a guy Nick Roachford knows you lose glues together hockey sticks and makes furniture out of them And it's like the shittiest looking thing you've ever seen But there's like, you know, the Boston logo on your yeah your nightstand that's made of hockey sticks I don't know. I probably sold in fuckload of them Seems like the kind of thing that people around here would go head over heels for it. Yeah That dude's so talented. He makes fun of try to hockey. How did he know I like the Bruins and the Reds? How did he throw that? How would he know I like both the Bruins and the Reds? It's like perfect It's my doctor not calling me. What's up with this here? Your doctor ghost. Did you this is not just not good?

2:49:57How's this guys? I'm not even getting so much back pain right now I'm like feeling it for you because this door dashers driving so slow. Yeah, he better speed it up rush hour moment. Yeah, but uh Rush hour around here is such a joke you drive around you look every every time you look in a vehicle at some brown person Can you imagine what they must be going to or from like why does it even matter? Why does your life matter that you need to be going somewhere in a car right now It's very good from the coin op laundromat to the the dollar store Yeah, something uh something along those lines I get my I remember this Well, I kind of like that they now this is must be a recent thing. I don't know who invented this thing But uh they all have their unless I'm just noticing it for the first time Um recently they have the their flag

2:50:59Did they start taking stripes off their flag like they put their flag like they put a little mini flag in their Rearview mirror like it hangs off their oh yeah, they're like self-identifying so that they yeah, okay That's a good point. It's a good idea. It's recent. Mm-hmm from what I've seen So you could see you can differentiate between Cape Verdean's Puerto Ricans and You make ends with a flat they get they get their flag yep Instead of guessing right I should call my doctrines you should call your dog's guys here hold on a second here Oh viewers how are you doing? I just went to the bathroom one version oh get that handhold that might Chris version 1.5 512 Kyle you should uh you should try to pin pin Joey down Why are you what did they do they rest you guys all they're gonna wrestle now That's the fight of the century. Uh-huh

2:52:00Kyle you're gonna wrestle are you gonna fight they play they play virtuous tennis together sometimes which is fun That's the door to the dark brotherhood sanctuaries. Oh well. Yeah Silly the well is securely locked and cannot be accessed without a proper key No, it's the abandoned the abandoned house. What's the well for? Wow my back hurts what I hope I hope it's I this is the first time I hope it's some sort of muscle strain or back pain thing and not uh It definitely a shit of my colon pressing up against it trying to kill me Which is what it was two days ago Okay I think you're good All right. Well, I'm a client. I pretty do your doctor call so I'm a clear void and I can tell everything. I trust you Perfect. All right, so we're in the abandoned house key boom Oh Man, I can't I feel totally cooked right now. This is devastating moment for me This caloric deficit. What is the password brother?

2:53:04SCAR I Got some snakes down here. What is this disgusting thing doing here a dark guardian a Uh-huh-huh-huh We got this guy with the ponytail. Fruit cake The pirate has been eliminated excellent No one will mourn his passing And siffis Ha ha The swollen guy This black band as your reward Good Check out the band what we get What kind of present did we get Oh Black band would it must be in gear. Okay, and this would be the black band. Oh Ha ha Fortify security don't need that don't need

2:54:04Armor resist magic is pretty good. Uh-huh. Is a circle at a ring Yeah, or a bracelet. I don't know resist firing. Yeah, resist frost or resist magic I think I'm gonna keep it on uh Shield on self. That's pretty good. Is that an active ability though? I think that might have to be an active area. Yeah Hmm Hmm Active effects Some sort of shield Shield what does that do? Shields me Um, we got uh are you looking for things to get rid of? I'm not looking to the things that things that do something here. This is a shrouded hood If you do again, I'm a sucker for this quest because you know what quest Or the quest or whatever makes you uh go to the frostcrack spire, which uh, we're not doing that

2:55:08Your crimes have made you unfit to wield the crusaders uh Well, like walk the pilgrims way to repent of your sins and do I have to do all those shrines again me right now Look how fast I am now. I'm Or just tell them that the door dashes outside right now to go go. I'm glad you've returned the contract Thanks that's harder with this guy. His name's um Marcel or some shit. Is this guy like me Anyway, sorry guys. His name's make hole. No, that's the name of the door dash your make hole. Yeah, make hole make hole His name's make hole m-a-y-c-o-l So he's making holes. Yeah, okay. I need you to stage and Accidate the target in the manner specified and you'll receive a considerable bonus Do you accept this contract? Of course I do The target is a wood elf named banel him find him at his home in bruma Bruba and avoid his manservant gromm

2:56:09On the second to avoid his manservant to a crawl space Kill him all inside of the fastnings of a mounted head that hangs over banelin's favorite chair Loosen those fastnings any night between eight p.m. and eleven p.m And You're calling the bank while we're getting an assassin nation mission Hello He hung up on me Who is that the door dash? They called me make hole called you make hole called me I want to see you to sound like right because the right when the guy came out and to get the burger Jesus Christ Or did my door gash in service providers per quality Are you okay Oh, hey, I'm outside wearing a red hat. I'm a tall guy Are you are you inside? Oh great, okay, I'm coming speak English

2:57:11Well, speak fucking English. Oh Valentine You see a guy gagging You'll go outside you'll see a guy gagging In a yellow hat Chris he's wearing a yellow hat like like the man like from curious George the man in the yellow hat and he's gagging on the air Because he's he's got a dry throat problem condition Chris Chris you'll go outside. There's a guy fucking licking up the corner of the room With with he's got a big big gloves on his hands Okay That worked I can't make this guy like me They say that someone's taken up the profits goal and his quest. Yeah me. I got them already and I can't use them anymore. You little fucking Okay, I don't have all day This guy's ridiculous Shroudwalk chameleon command humanoid

2:58:15Night mother's caress frost damage on target Frost damage deathly visage Void geyser The unwelcome guest stuff seems useless. I don't want me gonna use this stuff Um, let's do some just do some classic Bartering here. It's got yelling and screaming on my face Okay, so there's a burger involved in the process now And we've got a doctor call