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Hey, mug. I have a good mug. You forgot your mug. All right. Go get your mug. I'm gonna get my mug

everybody. Go get your mug. It's Friday. And this is the OP radio podcast. Thanks for checking

us out. Greatly appreciate it. It is a few Friday. So let us know in the chat what bothered you

this week. You know, stuff like I don't know. Maybe maybe soggy paper straws. That bothers you.

That bothers me, right? Maybe maybe Parmesan. Parmesan. Parmesan cheese. Maybe that bothers you.

Hey, Ron, does Parmesan cheese bother you? It is a few Friday and I need to know. Are you

No, Parmesan cheese doesn't bother you. No matter. In fact, you know why I'm a big fan of Parmesan cheese.

I'm a Parmesan. It's the highest concentration of protein. It's like the ultimate protein bar.

Not really. That is. No. How much of your 100% Parmesan cheese you think is 100%.

What was that? Like a tongue twister? I can't even understand what you just said.

When you get your Parmesan cheese and you put it over your spaghetti and meatballs, right?

It says 100% Parmesan cheese. Yeah, that's false advertising it.

How what percent is Parmesan cheese and your 100% Parmesan cheese? Probably depends who you get

it from, right? Yeah, but I mean, it's pretty consistent. I'm going to think when they

bring out that big Parmesan cheese, that's all I'm asking for. What percentage? Yeah.

I think the percentage is when they come to a restaurant, they get the hard wheel Parmesan and

they scrape it. That's 100%. That's 100%. Yes. You're talking about the stuff you're buying

the supermarket. You didn't say that. What? You didn't say that. All right. Well, what percent?

I think what they do is there has to be a certain percentage of dairy in it to be classified

cheese, so it's probably like 51%. In a lot of cases, it's 80%. I know what the other 20% is.

That's what I'm getting at. What's the other 20%? Carl taught me this years ago and I just read

an article about this this morning while I was waking up. This is what I do with my time. I wake

up nice and early and I start reading about Parmesan cheese. What do you think is the other 20%?

Crude oil. Well, we got a winner here. We got a winner here. Wood shavings.

Is that true? You're eating wood shavings in some of the Parmesan cheeses. Let's not mention

specific brands because they'll get pissed off. But a lot of the Parmesan cheese that say 100%

it's actually 80%. The other 20% is wood shavings and there's another ingredient in there.

Or sawdust. There you go. Yeah, because they ground it down. It's sawdust. And if you buy

store-bought or processed meatballs, right? It's sawdust is like one of the main ingredients. They

use it as a filler and it's FDA approved. There is sawdust in so many ethanol products.

Use it as a natural filler and it's allowed because it's like it's fibrous. There you go. It's

good fiber. But you still didn't answer my question. The Parmesan cheese. I think this whole

livestream, this whole episode of the Open Radio podcast, we're just going to talk about Parmesan cheese.

Do we have any viewers left at this point? They're going away quickly because they're probably

old lactose intolerant. Why don't we talk about Parmesan cheese for two more hours?

Well, I plan on it, Ryan. I plan on it. I got a whole thing. Fun facts about Parmesan cheese,

where it's made, what nationalities like it, which nationalities hate it. What does this have to do

with the World War III thing? A lot of Parmesan cheeses are only 80% Parmesan and then it's filled

with wood shavings or sawdust and you're just distracted. Aren't you, Ryan? Your ADHD is in full

effect today. The other ingredient in Parmesan cheese is lint. Lint. So 80% is Parmesan. The other

20% is wood pulp sawdust and lint. So basically, when you're asking for Parmesan cheese at the

store and you're dumping it on your spaghetti and meatballs with the fake meatballs, right?

You're basically eating a birdhouse. Do I? I have natural lint.

Yeah, I do too, man. I got that deep belly button. That's when I know I need to start working out

again is when I get the deep belly button. So I put this shirt on. This is a black t-shirt.

I put this on. Yeah. If I take this off at the end of the day, I get a nice, I'll get a nice

black ball. Oh, nice. Lint in my belly button. And there's nothing more fucking disgusting.

Look at you going home allotic. Home allotic right off the bat talking about black balls.

There's nothing more disgusting than an Audi belly button. It looks like you look like an alien.

You don't look human. It's gross. It bothers me. Ron hasn't apologized for bailing for a week.

No, we discussed two weeks. Yeah, but Ron needed a little time. Yeah. I was back camp.

And then we were going to we were going to work it out, but then I had a delay working it out with

Ron because I pulled my back out so fucking bad. I was I was bedridden for two weeks. I like your

coffee mug, Ronnie. Oh, this is how you felt when you were in bed. 100% that's Opie. That's

how we be in bed with his back going that fucking Ron. You know, my wife cracked me up yesterday.

We're trying to get through season five of murder in the building or murders in the building with

the Martin short and the Steve Martin and the horrible actress Selena Gomez. And we're struggling.

We're struggling through the season five. And then my wife said, hey, when we're when we're done

with murders in the building, can we can we watch something that maybe I want to watch. I'm

kind of sick of 70s rock documentaries. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. We have to backtrack

for a second. Did you say Selena Gomez is not a good actor? Oh, she stinks.

Do she see it? First of all, I know she's incredibly she's the executive producer. By the way,

she is a good actor. No, she's not. And her and her voice is weird. And some people say her

voice is weird because she might be on some meds. But I don't know. I don't know anything about the

Selena Gomez. I just know I'm watching this murderers in the building and her acting stinks.

And her boobs are big and they hang a little low. Oh, oh, oh, they look like they need a little

air. She's hot. She's not hot. Overrated, Ryan. Overrated. And she's with that gross guy who

doesn't shower Benny Blanco or whatever his name is, the music producer. I don't know who that is.

Benny Blanco. No, wait a minute. Benny Blanco was with that mafia movie with who's that movie

with Al Pacino? No, it's no one cares Al Pacino and Johnny Depp. What was the movie?

I don't know. I don't know. Benny Blanco. This is my new bit. I don't know.

You said like you're at the retirement home, huh? It was supposed to be a quick thing. And then

you ignored my wife's funny lines. She basically called me out like, hey, I'm kind of done with

your 70s rock documentaries. Can we watch anything but? So what's the alternative?

What is your wife like? She likes my roommate likes it too because he's you know,

they love the murder mysteries. Yeah. Well, the murder mystery is that show, but

no, they like the real homicide shows. Oh, the homicide. No, my wife's not into the homicide

shows now. Hey, by the way, Ron, you're going to be on every single day because this is the way

we make money. Barrister gave another $20 today woke up excited to watch the opster. Oh crap,

Ron's on today back to bed. So this guy gets up every morning and he gets excited and he gives

me $20. But if you're there, he doesn't watch. However, he's still, but he does watch and he's

continues to give money. Well, that's why we want you on every day because it's forcing

Barrister to give me $20 every day. I'll take $20 every day. That'll add up. Sounds like Barrister

likes to watch. Let's open up the wallets today. He's a warrior. He's a warrior. It's super chat

Friday. So let's open up the wallets and start throwing money at me like I'm an evangelist. Okay,

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We're fighting basically World War 3 because, you know, their religion is different than our

religion. That's why we fight these wars. Don't you think? We don't get along in the religion

religious front. All our religions are different and everyone thinks their religion is the

the religion and all the other religions are bullshit, right? Is that accurate, Ron?

Are you saying that's why we're going to war with Iran? What's it good for? Absolutely nothing.

Say it again. Is this a, are you saying we're in a religious war? Of course we are.

But by the way, if you, if you, there's not just rumors, the military, the troops are being told

this is a religious war. They're saying we are starting this war to bring on Amageddon.

All right. You're right. Because Amageddon is what you need to bring back. What's that

guy's name? Jesus. Yeah. One of the underground, you know, devils or whatever. I don't know. But

Jesus doesn't Jesus come back. Jesus. Yeah. I was doing the Spanish version of I was doing the

bad bunny version of Jesus. I don't listen. It's not my religion. But doesn't Jesus come back?

Don't you have to have the Amageddon to have Jesus to come back? I think so. I don't know. But

they're saying that this is the war, the holy war, to bring back the Jesus. It's a little

disconcerning when American troops are being told the reason we're going to war is to bring on

Amageddon to bring on the apocalypse. Right. Let's get a little crazy. Let's get a little crazy.

Well, my point today, Ron, is yesterday in the Oval Office, you had a whole bunch of religious

leaders putting their hands on Trump. And they couldn't get, they all couldn't put their hands on

Trump. So now they're putting their hands on the guy right next to him. So it all leads to

like in the middle Trump is, has his head down and he's praying. I think, no, I know I started

dry heaving. What a disgusting display. And those guys are supposed to be religious leaders.

They don't know the first thing about fucking religion. God wouldn't be sitting there like,

yeah, you're doing the right thing. Yeah, you're fighting a, you're fighting World War Three

because, you know, your version of me is superior to all the other versions of me out there.

It's disgusting that these guys are in charge and they don't know what the fuck the basics are

of a religion. Oh my god, I'm stabbing. So you know, they're manipulating him.

They, they, they, they, they, they, they tell him, you know, our savior. Yeah, who were predicted.

Yeah, even though Chardonnus may even have mentioned you. And he, like, are you kidding?

What's the greatest thing you can say to Trump like for his ego is, you're our savior.

Yes, we are counting on you to bring on Christianity throughout the world. And also, by the way,

corrected me if I'm wrong, anyone out there listening. Yeah.

In the New Testament. Yeah. The Armageddon in the New Testament, Jesus only comes back.

Israel plays a massive part for Jesus to come back. Like, right.

Um, Jerusalem has to become the capital of Israel again. Guess who made that happen?

Who? Trump in his first term. Oh, yeah.

Remove the capital from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. Oh, yeah.

And guess who told him to do that? The evangelicals. Oh, yeah. However, yeah.

Yeah. The Armageddon in the Messiah cannot happen without Israel. Israel is the focal point.

That's why the evangelicals are massive fans of Israel. They love Israel because Israel's

intricate and bringing Jesus back. By the way, he was a Jew. He was a Jew. I know, I know,

I know. And he was also very white. He looked like an almond brother with the blue eyes.

You know, Jesus grew up in the middle of the Middle East literally and he was the only

blind with blue eyes. I'll tell you, you know, he was godlike.

He wasn't one of those sand and, you know, he wasn't brown skinned wearing a, by the way,

they wear momos. That was one of my finest moments in church when I realized that, you know,

the BS they were throwing at us. I saw the, I saw the Jesus, right? On the cross behind the,

the, the, the altar there or whatever. And, and the priest is doing a sermon and some of those

sermons were quite nice, you know? And also, and I went, this is bullshit because I was like,

you know, look like that. He's not blonde with blue eyes. He's a Middle Eastern guy when I'm,

we're nose. I know. And then you have other people who show, oh, no, this is the real Jesus.

Oh, it's not the real Jesus. No, but, no, but they show other pictures and they say,

this is the real Jesus. And he looks like he's going to perform at the Apollo.

Well, yeah, I made that joke. Okay. I think I'd cover that with the almond brother's joke.

No, black. There's black. They think the real Jesus. Okay. That's what they're going to

follow. You're, you're right. You're right. There are other people who think the real Jesus is like

black. Yeah, the real Jesus that doesn't look like anything like the guy that's hanging in our

churches. I mean, I always thought that was stupid. By the way, one of my favorite things to,

to do on these, uh, opi radio podcast episodes is, uh, uh, point out the people that try to write

out what you say. And Drew Mayfield just wrote, ah, ah, again, I'm again, because you're Boston

accent. Bill, well done, sir, well done, sir. These people will take some of the words you say

and then try to spell it the way you're saying it. It's one of my favorite things they do in the

chat. So today, I'm again, no, no, I got, I got a, I got a, I got a phrase for you. Let's see

how they spell it. Everyone pay attention. How do you spell this? How do you spell this phrase?

Mosulats. Mosul. Mosulats. All right, let's not talk about religion. As you can see,

the, you know, it pisses off people and then they start calling you dopey.

It's shut up. Don't be. Look what I did. I call them dopey because his name is

all right. Wait a minute. Right. It's just a dopey.

Don't be. Oh, that's good. Oh, my god. You're brilliant, brother. You're brilliant, brother.

No, I thought them, I thought the video of Trump in the Oval Office with all the religious leaders.

I was like, oh, my god. This is weird. So, um, do all these religious, by the way, like these

evangelicals, they're using Trump because they, there's a lot, like, there's a lot of these

Christians sex, then jealous. Yeah. Their main purpose is to get Jesus back, like get the Messiah

back. Right. And they need Trump and they need Israel. They don't give a fuck about Trump.

Of course not. And also hold on. Why it? Like, do they have an issue with like

all the sexual allegations and the religious allegations? Like, does that bother them?

No. In fidelity. In fidelity. The rumors about Trump and you're there in the Oval Office

giving him the, the, the praise and the prayers. And I'm pretty sure God, when God, right?

Yes, I'm not saying this when they come back from the space station. They're like,

wow, man, we're getting it all wrong. We're one, we're one people down there on earth and we're

fucking it all up. You think God is looking at what we're doing on earth and saying, yeah,

this is a good thing to kill people all over the world for thousands of years over your religion.

God would be like, what are you doing, you idiots? Hey, you know what? You maybe think of something.

We should, I'll find the, maybe for next week, I'll find the video. When you talk about when the

astronauts come back to earth and they're like, oh, it's like they have a revelation and we're all one.

Yeah. Did you see the reaction of William Shatter when he came back to earth? Yeah.

Holy fuck. He was transformed. He was changed because of the change, crying, everything.

Fucking Captain Kirk went to space one. He went to space once and he fucking broke down.

Fuck you, Captain Kirk. We are so dumb. How dumb are we?

They say when you're up there, it's so obvious. It's stupid. You don't see any borders or anything.

We're so used to seeing the borders on our maps. But when you're up there, it's like, no, man,

we're one fucking planet. Just fucking it up, man. And that's why AI is going to eat us alive.

Because we are stupid. We're dumb. We're the R word. We're slabs and stupid. And AI is just going to

just going to take over your world. AI is coming for you. He's he. You think AI is he or she?

She. I got to go she too. You don't know because they're fucking it's because they go with the she

because she's a more conniving. Yeah. She's her. She's good. My love. A little rough sneaky.

This sneaky. She's a sneaky. Yeah. Yeah. You know, so you say the C word, the C word fits them

perfectly. Some of the she's. But AI is coming for you. It's coming for your job. And the reason is

because we're stupid or stupid people. Hopefully, whatever replaces us next on earth, which will

probably be robots. I hope they do it better because we don't have a chance because we're dumb.

No, I actually the rumor is who it's the Jews. No. Well, I mean, you know, so hold on. So you

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They're now going to pass legislation because apparently this is becoming an issue.

People are using people are thinking they're getting real legal advice and it's not it's AI and they're

actually paying they're paying for the service thinking it's a real lawyer and it's 100% AI

generated and it's become such an issue that it's now illegal to represent yourself as a lawyer

but it's AI and it's showing up in the court system now.

Well yeah people people think it's cute to do AI on their phones they have no idea what's

common. They're saying to wipe out so many jobs within the next 18 months.

JP Morgan Chase I think announced today that they're laying off

3% of their entire worldwide workforce with the AI.

Right 100% all right let me let me just grab this 20.

It's super chat Friday Ryan we might make money today but these people might throw money at us

today. Show me the money. Show me the money bitches. Show me the money but AI's coming.

AI mark my word AI because AI is going to get bored eventually with our stupid questions.

Hey can you help me fix my fridge which I used AI to do.

Hey I got a leak in my fridge and it's it just warped my wood floor can you help me fix this

and it helped me fix it but eventually AI is going to be like I'm bored with this shit.

You know what AI could do and they're going to end up they're going to end up bringing

it back dinosaurs mark my word AI is going to bring back dinosaurs bitches because they're

going to be bored bored bored Jurassic Park is I think I believe is what you're referencing.

Sure I'll wait we just made $10 last week the Legion of Skanks talked about a potential potential

ONA reunion they then discussed how thin skin you are and the reunion will probably go bad.

Do you do you think they're right now I don't think they're right you idiot you just wasted

your $10 the reason this is going to be no ONA reunion is because I can't stand Anthony I can't

stand to be in the same room as the guy and if you want to call that thin skin then so be it but

thanks for your $9 bitch so you know I've been asked or hey why don't you and OP go on

Legion of Skanks what's it called Legion of Skanks yeah hey why don't you OP and Rod he

need to go on Legion of Skanks yeah and I think by the way they would do it a second they would

absolutely have us on dude I'm invited on shows all the time one of the reasons why I don't go

on other shows is because I don't want to fucking talk about the ONA drama over and over again I

I talk about it too much on on my thing can you imagine I sit down with a podcast and that's

all they're going to want to talk about it's one reason why I don't do any of that shit

where were we AI don't no no I'm not being dragged into that nonsense today we're having fun

with AI and dinosaurs then you have a dinosaur question who me yeah no I got distracted well I

think AI I'll go back to this point AI is going to bring back dinosaurs Elon Musk famously I think

tweeted yesterday you know that Elon Musk and he means it he wants he wants a miniature pet

woolly mammoth did you see this no Elon Musk wants a pet miniature woolly mammoth and you might

think to yourself that sounds crazy yo no it doesn't Elon Musk is following this company I forgot

the name of it I don't think I wrote it down there's a company out there that is making a tremendous

advancements in this field and they brought back the dire wolf do you know what the dire wolf is

yes I now I know what you're talking about yeah there's like this bioengineering company

and they brought back the dire wolf like from fucking gamma thrones and shit dire wolves are huge

what are they I don't even know let me look up the dire wolf you keep talking right dire wolf is like

the size of a great dane they're they're they're they're huge they're

you didn't see gamma thrones the dire wolf dire wolves are real I kind of want to go back to the

game of thrones because I'll tell you the truth um this is this is the weird stuff hold on hold on

oh damn yep they look like great gains but like is that a dire wolf that looks

fucking evil yeah they brought back the dire wolf that was extinct so this is real shit that is

going on uh the reason why I didn't watch the game of thrones there was a time we were going

down a philly almost every weekend when the kids were a lot younger so they could see their you

know they're their grandparents and their cousins and their uncles and aunts right yeah and every

Sunday they would basically kick us out of their house because they want to watch their game of

thrones and we had to get back to New York because I had a big radio show back then it's the only

reason I never saw a game of thrones because I was always traveling on Sundays when that show was on

but I would get a peek of the sex on that show and I'm like oh my god I gotta watch this

so I think I got to jump in oh just to get I forgot what I was going to say to get back to

get back before people absolutely are reaching out to me I don't know if they're doing to you

but hey you and OP uh did you get on Legion of Skanks they fucking and by the way I think they're

saying that because I think they mentioned it I think they probably one of the episode said we

should get OP and Ronnie on and so if you if you they we could go on Legion of Skanks they want us

on people want us to go on this is what I think would happen when you hear what I think would happen

yeah 100% 10 minutes into it coming up coming up behind the curtain it's fucking Anthony and Jim

doing 100% I 100% I believe that would happen I so agree with you it's enough reason because I've

been invited on that show and I the setup I don't want to confuse people I like Lewis Gomez he works

his ass off and he built Legion of Skanks he's built a lot of shit he's like the brains

behind a lot of that stuff oh really well I can relate to that shit because I was the brains behind

OP and Anthony and like it or not I was you bitch and one reason that why I've never appeared on

that show is because I don't trust Lewis Gomez because he knows how to get the headlines and I'm

like Lewis I don't trust you I don't trust you they would be for that reason specifically of course

it would be they're bringing on they're bringing on OP and Ronnie and they have a whole thing planned

with Anthony and Jim Nolan maybe they do it maybe it's like hey that show like this is your life

and they bring out everybody everyone doesn't like you that'd be a big one that'd be a that'd be a

that'd be a five hour show all right so oh wait wait a minute thanks for reminding me of all the

bad decisions I made in my life wait wait wait wait this is funny yeah if you and I do Legion of

Skanks as the new incarnation of OP right it was OP and Anthony open Jim noran now it's

OP and Ronnie yeah and then we go on and they set us up and they and they say fuck it let's get

OP let's let's bring out all the people who don't like OP it would be Anthony it'd be Jim noran

rich boss who else who else we got who would I don't you want to go down this road

I mean it was gone what you did now you get now you're going too deep because if they did that

the next thing you know I'm turning it to fucking Bruce Lee trust me however

knee makers to my left my right behind me in front of me OP they do want us on if you say hey

we'll come on but like no no funny business no offense to Lewis Gomez I don't trust of you know

you know that's Jay Okerson and that's a compliment they're both cool but I don't trust Lewis

Lewis knows how to get people talking so you don't trust Jay Okerson what you don't trust Jay

Okerson Jay would just go with whatever Jay wouldn't be the brains behind that all right listen to

me I want to talk about dinosaurs bitch so Elon wants a miniature woolly mammoth he's dead serious

and then like you said he's been paying attention to this company that has already brought back

the dire fucking wall can you imagine walking your woolly mammoth on the sidewalks of New York City

you'd think the dog poo is a problem can you imagine woolly mammoth poo everywhere giant piles

that would roll I can just picture you walking your dire wolf and then someone else is coming

towards you with their little miniature pug right right just a little that's a snack here you go

snack Jay just gave us another 20 dollars to simply say Ron let it go let it go let it go let it go

let it go remember that song from the frozen movie which I think is about 20 years old by now

all right thank you Jay for the $20 we we're kind of making some bucks today Ron kind of

make it a few bucks it's super chat fronty let's just open up those wallets you know what if it

continues we can get we can probably buy ourselves a dinosaur I hear you so they're saying I did

look into this so the the company brought back the dire wolf they said that the dinosaur

DNA is too old to actually use it to bring them back I didn't know this actually I didn't think

the DNA that ever got old as far as like doing something with it but I had no idea but I guess

the DNA has a bit of a shelf life but this company believes that they can make this a designer

dinosaurs that are very very close to the originals not using the DNA honestly science technology

will catch up to that very quickly with AI and also this is what they're finding yeah

we are in a massive global warming that's been going on for decades you can look at

go back 20 years and look at the polar caps look look at the ice caps it's just dramatically

Ron Ron I'm gonna play the other side there's no global warming I got this piles all over

fucking New York City from the last blizzard from a month ago there's still four or five six

feet high where's your global warming now you know what I noticed about that the snow banks that

are still left they they actually act like filters yeah they're all covered in black oh it's

discussed that's that's the exhaust from taxis buses and cars and trucks right that's the that's

it our lungs that black isn't our lungs matter of fact if you live in New York City yeah they say

it's the equivalent this is true yeah it's the equivalent of smoking a half a pack of cigarettes

a day I know you're reminded of it after every snowfall and you see how gray and black the

snow wow immediately two things about global warming first of all you're 100% right we have a real

problem with climate change I like to call it climate change when they go where's your global warming

now then I go climate change and they're like oh oh oh I don't have an answer for that but

I believe in climate change I believe we've been fucking up the climate of this of this planet for

I don't know hundreds of years at this point but here's the other side of it Ron that needs to be

said today no one gives a shit people don't give a shit we literally have cancer in our rivers

they don't give a shit people president Barack Obama Virginia we are counting on you Republicans

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and more specifically you know what people truly care about i want to pay my bills and have enough

money to put it put away have enough money to have fun and have enough money to have the freedom

to do things i want to do that dream it doesn't exist anymore in america hey dude 30 40 50 years ago

look by the way let's go back like 50 years for 50 years ago you could go to a four-year college

and maybe pay five hundred dollars a year and a couple years after college you're putting down

a mortgage on a house because it's it's only a few bucks it's only a few hundred dollars

to put down a mortgage on a house houses were affordable cars were affordable dude people in their

30s 50 years ago had a house and a car and a front and a front lawn right that doesn't exist anymore

that truly doesn't exist but 30-year-olds don't have the economic ability to do it no there are

they're they're leaving college and debt and they're moving back in with their parents i mean

i'm already warning my kids i'm like look if you want to go to college i we're encouraging them to

go to college obviously for the social aspect alone but i'm also looking at i'm like look you got

a good idea for a small business or something we'll take your we'll take your college money and

we'll put it right into that if you want to hop right into a business this is my advice for you

and your kids if you're going to go to college go to a fucking state school go to a state school

it makes no difference believe me i went to a private university in boss and massachusetts yeah

you're a hundred thousand dollars in the whole yeah i mean my university is is 80,000 a year

yeah and you have to do you have to do things to your roommate just to get the rent paid so yeah

you're a good example of uh why you shouldn't go to a big university you're a hundred percent right

did he had one thing right baby oil works yeah there you go oh my god a guy's going after my family

what a weirdo you are goodbye why were you going to give money i think i don't like what i do

you give money i got rid of all right listen to me uh you're a hundred percent right we're oh

one other thing Ron and then we could go to your list

there's a pizza joint downtown downtown i'm just gonna say downtown because you don't want to

mess with pizza joints you understand right the mob yeah the mob is heavily into their pizza

joints so i ain't gonna get too specific with this if you want to know the truth Ronnie babes okay

because i don't want to step on any of those guys toes i understand that world a little bit

little bit um got a pizza joint downtown right they're in a little trouble right this one this

should make you gag they got a follicle pizza slice oh it's not on the menu as a follicle pizza

slice but someone i think i'll be honest with you i think it was one of these fucking ass holes

you know this younger generation they're filled with a bunch of assholes so i think it was one

of these assholes went into the pizza joint and and thought a shit in stink and the old school

pizza guy said i'll fucking show him right so this uh this person complained because his pizza slice

had freshly freshly freshly oh my god can i say that word but wait wait wait wait wait

freshly pulled pubic hair complete with follicles on his pizza slice so now this pizza joints in trouble

but i guarantee i'm gonna defend the pizza joint i guarantee it was one of these assholes that came

in with the attitude and the guy said oh yeah i've been making pizza for fucking 40 years watch

what i do now and ripped out his own pubic hair and put it on the top of the slice first of all

it's just like a like like like like you could have there's a million pizza place in your

extended but then there's like really nice pizza place was this a nice pizza place i was a uh it

was a uh some of these required reservations and shit no it was it was been all the road decent okay

all right you know one of those type of joints where they have it yeah go ahead serve a lot of

slices and i'm sitting there going you know you got to you got to do the deep dive into these

stories so wow the headline sounds insane obviously and i don't doubt that this happened but then

you got to look deeper into it and you got to think that the pizza joint is fully aware if they

were doing this on a regular basis ripping out their pubic hair where the follicles are still

attached and putting it on top of the slices like it's your parmesan cheese um you know that

place would go out of business fast so i have a question yeah male or female pubes

seriously run here you don't do you leave your house no because i'm not ever i'm not

getting a female serve you a slice of pizza ever

oh boy what do you sexist of course i'm not going to say something logical when you walk around

New York and you get your slices it's never a female literally never so why would you ask a dumb

question in the middle of my rant i was revving up that's a legit question was that female or male

pubes because if it's female pubes maybe i don't have an issue it's a stupid question and i

would have an issue whether it's male or female you weirdo you're telling me right now

you've never ordered a slice of pizza and a and a female is never handed it to you are you nuts

couldn't think your nose is getting bigger like Pinocchio you're lying where's my New Yorker's at

i'm telling you you just brought up something that i'm telling you i have no memory a recollection

of a woman ever handing me a slice of pizza anyone listening out there has anyone ordered a slice

of pizza and and a woman gave it to you instead of a man chime in everybody first of all dude

you're you're logic just digs your your book smart you went to a big school up there in Boston i

get it but you're logic in your street smart stink you never ordered pizza like you you don't

go to the mall with your kids and your family and you go to the food courts you know you don't get

pizza there sure okay there's the women who work there that's not real yeah oh yeah if you

fucking get pizza out of food out of movie data probably a woman is giving you the pizza or

shit i'm talking regular pizza joints now you're changing the rules of pizza giving i'm trying to

help you out a little bit with your dumb logic which still you've never been the ceases pizza pizza

ceases no here's the deal Ron that you got to break down the thing logically right most pizza joints

most Italian restaurants are owned by the mob right the mob yeah you know yeah they keep their women

you know over here they keep their women over here no they put Theresa on the cash register

most Italian restaurants in New York have male waiters even no no no no they no that's not true

now they got them they got those fucking skank terraces

that you in the gum while they're fucking taking the order it's usually men is coming in a lot

on in the chat brother yeah but i want to defend this pizza joint i guarantee you's one of these

assholes maybe trying to film a tick-tock video or an instagram video or or something on their youtube

and the guy goes oh watch what i do now it just rips out pubicare and pops it on the slice for

this asshole i was a one and done and i think you should be able to do that if you want to joint

okay i have a first hand account of exactly what happened there's a place i don't want to say

the name there's no fucking way but there's a place in the story of that i go to once a day

yeah you get my fresh juice it's like what they have a juice by there and they also have like

you know they they you can get food there too they have like fresh salad bars

like you order the food do they make it fresh for you you know what i mean it's

anyway i go there once a day to the juice bar turns out they were in the fucking news

like if they were in the local historian news it's called a story of centric this

black woman went in there by the way there's not a lot of African Americans in this neighborhood

it's all it's all Greek really it's there's variants you black there's actually here that the

reality is there's very very few black people in a story it's it's really heavily concentrated

Greek you got the Italians and you get this one fucking Jew so yeah you're in the wrong

neighborhood Ron oh yeah my family's from a story i got a lot of people from a story in my

family uh the older generation and uh yeah man a lot of Greeks nobody's more racist than the Greeks

holy fuck that's what Tony peace said and Tony peace has more Greek in them and uh and also and then

you got the Asians pushing they're just pushing trying to get trying to get more land in queens

yeah there's no Asians in the story to do that's in flushing you had a flushing dude you're in the

fucking I'm aware flushing you go to flushing you're in the what's it called the lost city

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i want to get but now that you mentioned flushing because i know flushing too because my dad's from

i always forget but my mom's from a story my dad's from flushing or spicy mercy it's it's that

whatever and uh flushing there's not an english sign left when you drive down 25A which was

the main street through flushing right we used to take that we used to take that road all the way

out to where we lived on long island and uh flushing is now officially all Asian sides you will not

find an english sign four miles it is crazy i went to flushing once i it was like some dmv

shit i don't know you had you had to go there and i got off the train the seven train

and i'm trying to read the like it's my first time in flushing and then i have to find this

particular address yeah which is like seven it's like ten blocks away from the seven train

and i'm trying to read signs everything was in fucking pantonies and Chinese and this this ease

i couldn't find the fucking address because nothing was in english

nothing that's all right that's all right i don't i don't mind that that's how uh old New York

was everyone lived in their area it reminded me of my favorite movie dude i think they're

making a remake please god what one of my favorite fucking movies of all time

Kurt Russell big trouble little china i don't i don't think i ever saw that really i honestly

don't think i ever saw that uh so fucking good john coppanda john capenta um all right what's

the rest of your story i'm sorry oh so the place i go to once a day to get my juice yeah so this black

couple comes in and this was in the paper she she ordered a salad that you know create your own

salads blah blah blah halfway through the meal she presents to them a sliced thumb

what a sliced like like you know a piece of a thumb sliced off with a piece of the fingernail in it

so you got the thumb you got the flesh and she took a picture of it she called the police blah blah

she sued them she sued a real story that you can look at this is real this is real this was like

six months ago and she was threatening to sue them and by the blood she called the police

so the owner very cleverly said i'm willing to do a DNA test with all my employees and it won't

match that thumb and he goes and then he goes where's where's

y'all go ahead wrong timeout yeah he's willing to do a DNA test on all his employees

no all you have to do is go everyone raise their hands and then he would figure out which guy

it was right so he says i'm not there's a story he goes he goes i promise if we do a DNA test

it won't match up and he goes second where's the blood he goes where's no he goes no one no one

got injured there there's there's he goes there would be blood everywhere and he goes all the foods

made in front of you and he goes i checked the cameras and then he was and then he said he was

going to count us who yeah that happens all there's there they bring in roaches they put glass

right don't bring in maggots

i don't know you but where do they get the finger from is that's all i'm thinking if it's

obviously not from the joint do she brought in a piece of a severed severed thumb

to try to get a lawsuit going yep no to try to begin a quick payout right and the owners main

concern was are people going to think this is true yeah i'm going to lose business yeah

it's all a scam

that's your house in the scam can i could i've seen this happen because i used to work it

remember remember remember remember our first date it was at pizza tavern

maybe we first met no i have that right so this happened at pizza tavern this this black girl

she worked here for two weeks

and then disappeared and then came back with a lawsuit and claimed

that for two weeks she was discriminated against because she was black and she wasn't and she was

because she was black she was given the worst sections blah blah blah and and the way she was

spoken to and guess what happened hmm she got money they fucking said here

sign this shut the fuck up take a few thousand and get the fuck and get the fuck out of here and

don't ever fucking come back and i got it turns out by the way it turns out like later like she

i knew somebody who knew her yeah that's what they do like it's like a scam that's what it made

to well you're on the wrong show bro you're on the wrong show but that's what people do

that's what you do you're on the wrong show brother and it turns out she she she gets hired

as a waitress oh my god and and she tries to get hired at like you know as like well known

establishments so yeah they fucking a little here he's already he's already DMing you so you say

and that's what they do oh are you gonna get a DM all right i just love everything wait a minute

open no one thinks he did DM me everyone thinks i'm full of shit they DMed you he DMed you run

hey it ate anyone listening out there yeah i ain't full of shit bro your ex pot and a fucking

DMed me and i have the proof mother fuckers i have the proof wait where are we at where are we at

Anthony DMed you to say he didn't DM you and now are we up to you and now we're up to people are

saying that Anthony what didn't DM you to say wait now people saying that Anthony didn't DM you

to say he didn't DM you is that we're up with yeah i want to say thank you to this guy

thank you oh what did he say i don't even know shout out to Ron Ron's the best thank you

it's his name for he said the best part thank you let me make you my brother no let me prove to you

he says you're the best part he gave you two dollars i got a guy that's giving me 20 every day to

say you stink you win look right here i'll show you barris where's barris sir i went back to bed

no you get two dollars to say you're the best and i get 20 dollars to say fuck and get rid of them

wait a minute is that supposed to be Jim Carrey's fire master bill yeah yeah everyone thought Jim

Carrey was a clone people are let like i said earlier people are just stupid

Britney sprayers is a clone and that's what the E.T. is saying that's what Pasha says bro this

just came in this just came in punching out boys Ron stinks i'm getting 20s all day long because you

stink punching out boys what's that mean you don't know what punching out boys means that means i'm

leaving i've had it with you guys it's not it's not flattering when someone says punching out

that means that that we stink did i just age is that like a new phrase oh god it's been around

forever really it's kind of some of that old oh and a lingo shit we said that a lot on the old

the only fucking phrase i know like that is mom is going to knock you out right all right i want

to wrap up i'm bored but we didn't even get to any of your shit which is good nothing that's fine

right i'll tell you what i'll tell you what no no don't give me something that now i want

this is quick and then you give me something and i'm stuck here for 15

no no no i'm going to go with is it fuck you Friday yeah it is did you say what did you give us

one i gave you uh soggy what was my list today hold on um where was your fuck you i had uh soggy

paper straws i had uh what else did i say uh oh yeah uh uh eff you to the guy that uh got that

piece of joint in trouble for the pubic hair slice um yeah i didn't really come up with an

eff you list this week i had a good week because my back is finally healing right walking around

again i mean the obvious is is christie no fuck you but i don't even want to talk about her i have

something good well christie know him how to go it was so obvious and i you know i bravo to trump

not a fan of trump but when he does something that that that he should be doing bravo

bravo you know not that trump you know that they can't tell if she said or happy because of her face

it doesn't really move so they're like we don't even know if she said i would like to have a

calm demeanor she's like the opposite of pampondi who went fucking wild

you saw pampondi go fucking wild yeah she stinks and pampondi they they caught her if you look

at pampondi's notes she had insults she had three or four insults ready to go for every all

that's the credit that's fun that's like no cards this is where i confuse people that's kind of fun

but i just think of her is like oh can you imagine she's your teacher can you imagine she's your mom

can you imagine she's your girlfriend can you imagine she's your wife uh who which one

bondy oh if someone like that was in your life you'd be like oh my god i want to see

she's the epitome of a fucking Karen yeah she's 62 years old she's got a lot of

fucking work done oh pampondi's 62 years old she's 62 yeah 100% she's in her fucking 60s

Elizabeth Hurley just turned 60 and she showed off her body in a bikini

I got the juices flowing bro dude you know who looks fucking amazing and she and she looks

better without makeup yeah and she's now dating Liam Neeson

Pam Anderson she looks fucking dude she's a natural beauty she looks better without makeup

which is incredible no that's stupid you you say stupid shit wait a minute Pamela Anderson

she she wait Ron she pulls it off without makeup 100% but she doesn't look better

I don't like that Barbie glam up shit I like the natural stuff I like my women over the years

uh I'll tell you I used to hate the fake nails I'm from long out now every woman had fake nails

I like thank boogie trying it long nails oh it disgusts me I hate that and I like I always like my

women with just a little bit a little bit just a little bit the best relationship I ever

making up in the morning and going where did your face go

and also women who just fucking put a half a can of his brain in here

I uh my mother did that dude it's funny you should say that and we're right we have to wrap up

and and wow we have a really big number of things are going well so of course opes gotta leave

um well could we start is late but for 20 minutes you were talking about your green blinking

fucking microphone you know I gotta I still gotta fix this microphone and get the settings right

it's still not right but what anyway listen to me do they have an issue with the sound I don't

think so I don't know all right uh listen to me it's funny you should bring up the hairspray yeah

so I'll I'll show things to my kids from when I was growing up yeah and the latest one was the

waterfall bangs that the the women used to wear my daughter could she was out of her mind she goes

why would you leave the house like that you get a picture of it oh run man are you a time traveler

oh really you think everyone knows what waterfall bangs look like 100%

I'm not sure I would go with majority rules I would say uh a seven out of ten minimum

is that where it comes down and curls back up huh it comes down and curls back up let me get

let me get a picture I remember to my mother had a beehive oh my god my mother's from a

Viv Beach Massachusetts tall skanks my mother my mother had a beehive beehive my mother

fucking had gallons of aquanet we breathe that shit in man you the water oh no I did not okay

that's a water the women yeah that was a thing bangs it looked like a way yeah yeah what do you mean

or this is everyone knows what I'm talking about here's my favorite one where was it uh wait wait

wait that's Sebastian Bach this is the real this is the waterfall bangs oh there it is yeah

everyone knows what I'm talking about I mean that's what eighties

uh I'm going eighties I think it it's squeezed into the nineties for sure hey Gary thank you

brother Gary Walton ten dollars love the show god damn you guys numbers are really good this week

actually making some super chat money which is nice and Ron appreciates that for sure

uh flack of seagulls hair yes yes the eighties hair was out of control all right

uh yeah we didn't talk about Sebastian Bach he's gonna be well hold on let's so let me do my eff you

oh yeah god sorry here's my eff you

deesnida why my eff you is deesnida why

because he can't fucking do it anymore he can't he he can't front twisted sister anymore so my eff

you is deesnida you know why I'm upset because they're fucking replacing him with this fucking

Sebastian Bach no Sebastian Bach is a great singer what was that show he did on Broadway I actually went to

it I forgot I literally he was on Broadway and I actually went I think because he was coming in

or something I had to go I don't remember but I actually enjoyed it and I hate Broadway is that

the one where they turned it into a movie with Tom Cruise something rock I don't know but

but see Ron um no one wanted to seek twisted sister to begin with and now you're seeing twisted

sister without deesnida that's weird how many people are gonna go to that no so Sebastian Bach

is now the new lead singer of twisted sister and they're going on to other summer right I think I

think the band got improved actually I don't know what's going on with deesnida he's a long

island boy um so I'll tell you what's going on my area by the way I used to see him in a convertible

every once a while driving through Huntington rock of ages drew way true rock of ages rock of ages

is that's what I meant that's what Sebastian Bach did on Broadway I don't remember it being called

rock of ages but Drew's pretty good man he's one of ours yeah rock of ages writer is uh

tapping out because of health reasons but he's really not talking about what the health I know what

it is I did my research because I was going to talk about it so deesnida who's 70 years old

can no longer perform because he has severe arthritis arthritis and they say due to the years of

touring he has severe hard issues no he's got severe arthritis from rider's block

he hasn't written a good song in 30 years that's for the arthritis that's funny ride now let's go

ahead why did you say it and it writes itself do something with that on stage when next time you're

at robby's even though people don't think you go to roddies and do sets by the way I have a big show

tonight yeah at QED uh by the way you said where did he use to see deesnida where what town

huntington area okay so first of all I don't know where he's from officially but I absolutely when

I used to live out there I would see him from time to time in a convertible here with me where you

were born where uh huntington well I say hunting center center center port you were born in a story

uh oh I'm sorry sorry it ride sorry I was born at your 100% right I was born in a story and moved

out to Long Island when I was four or five sorry sorry sorry you're right now we're in the rest of my

siblings about well no not the rest a few of them were born out there sorry I got it all screwed up

yes so there's two huge rock stars that were also born in a story uh Harry Farrell Harry Farrell

from uh James addiction and I'm gonna go with one of my pyros and now who's the other guy who

was born in a story uh mama gonna knock you out Dean Snyder oh D was born there Dean Snyder

was born in a story at Queens New York and then lived in two towns in Long Island bald one and

free port oh then why the hell was he in long uh huntington area I don't know maybe maybe

just went there to you know eat and so he he was born in a story and he grew up in Baldwin and

free port Long Island all right I'm bored Rod you want to promote anything hold on since we're

saying who said I want to go and then I know this is quick then I said it's going to be another

15 minutes we're at the sit here I got three more very very famous people that were born in

a story oh this should get the numbers up oh look at the numbers they're going through the roof

uh Rob's gonna give us the list of people born in a story oh we're gonna guess you're gonna

guess these three people and then we gotta go all right the other very just three more people the

other very very famous person I was born in a story uh I don't know he ended up doing it to

with Lady Gaga oh Tony Bennett when he bent it born in a story uh another very famous actor

born in a story uh he had a very famous scene in pulp fiction where he carried a watch in his

ass during Vietnam to preserve it all uh uh uh the dude that everyone imitates Christopher

Christopher walking is born and bred in a story uh they actually have a bakery on 30th avenue

called walking bakery oh my god this is amazing stuff Ron thank you and the last one yeah

one of the greatest pictures to ever play for the New York Yankees uh born and bred in a story uh

well the Yankees had a lot of great pictures what era what era

his first name is a color his last name is a type of car black Chevy

you know what I'm talking about no I don't know his first name is a color

does it mean his name is a type of car does a million colors oh I know I know and actually

dude actually and this is the guy's eyes truth my dad bought a building from this guy

are you serious I swear to god who are we talking about whitey Ford whitey Ford

your father bought a building from whitey Ford yeah my dad uh my dad did some business with whitey

Ford way back in the day I swear to you because I thought that was really impressive back then

wow yeah all born in a story I forgot about this until his very moment I actually

caddyed for whitey Ford at the Huntington Crescent Club and when I told him who I was he was like oh

my god tell your dad is said hi and all that it wasn't like they were you know palsy walsies but

they did uh they did a deal together yeah well we don't have more time and I look look what I've

done what you do what I've done look look look how I am next to you